This man is dedicated to the mission, and full of pure will to get the job done. You finished your training. From now on, your on your own out there buddy. Keep it up.
This experiment is a huge success for our legion this will be a stepping stone for our next plans. His work will be recognized by the higher-ups good job soldier
Well done soldier. Your mission was so succesful that we decided to increase your rank, you now went from simple soldier to first lieutenant. You now shall guide us to your same success.
You guys are disgusting and sick to think a man’s victory and freedom is based on whether they could see a girl naked and sexualise her. You lot are even giving ideas to men on how to get a girl naked - BY LYING AND DECEPTION. That is also sexual harassment. Indirectly you are insulting men and yourself (if you are a man) implying that you guys only care about checking out girls and sexualising them. You all have brain damage and need a doctor for sure. Get help right now. Reach out to me if you need a number.
@@cloudstrife5472 You guys are disgusting and sick to think a man’s victory and freedom is based on whether they could see a girl naked and sexualise her. You lot are even giving ideas to men on how to get a girl naked - BY LYING AND DECEPTION. That is also sexual harassment. Indirectly you are insulting men and yourself (if you are a man) implying that you guys only care about checking out girls and sexualising them. You all have brain damage and need a doctor for sure. Get help right now. Reach out to me if you need a number.
@@user-zi6gw8cd4f bro did you just copy the same comment? Also it's a joke. We aren't serious. We're all joking around because what the dude in the video got is what we all want. Like I said is a joke. No reason to get mad.
His head: "ok, step one, meet girl" "Step two, befriend girl" "Step three, pretend I'm gay" "Step four, get flashed" *mission complete* Let's be honest here, a gay guy would NOT be that excited to see T!tties bro.
This marks the end of your training solider, from here on out, you’re on your own. And always remember, pulling out your secondary is always faster than your reloading your primary 😏 Edit: Thanks for all the likes!!!
Mission acomplished, the extraction chopper will be waiting for you outside. This experiment is a huge success for our legion, and this will be a stepping stone for our next plans. His work will be recognized by the higher-ups! Good job soldier we can move to phase 2
@@gundamit8828 and why would u let a gay man touch you anyway it’s stupid just because he’s gay doesn’t give him privileges to your body your friend is the stupid one you’re both in the wrong
Yeah he 100% took a picture of them then received his dump her because he knew we would never be able to get into her pants because she knows him as being gay
This soldier right here is part of the elite dude forces. I think it is safe for all of us to say that he has completed the mission succesfully and he has our respect. All of the solidiers of the elite dude forces will aspire to be like him.
@@naomif9964 there is no such thing as a straight/lesbian woman it's just bi with preferences like I can't count the amount of straight girls I have talked to that have also fucked a woman
We salute the rank, not the man. But sometimes a legend is just born through determination and focus and you can't help but salute the king of a man himself. Good job soldier. Report to base and conduct full examination. Enjoy your medal. Drill Sergeant, at the base: Son, it's an honor. I guide others a treasure I cannot possess
The perfect trojan horse. No-one would suspect. He accomplished his mission.
Just like the good ol' days in 1184 BC
I'm so proud of him.
A honorable soldier
@@silvasen1985 Zeus?
Now return to the base soldier!
Took him years to accomplish this deed, well done soldier.
😭😭😭
nah he is actually gay ain’t that obvious?
He has gone through hell to achieve this moment. Very brave soldier
No.. we lost him. He ain't returning
@@dr.hannibal8338 r/wooosh
"Are you gay? "
"Yesn't"
Me: no I’m not but I completed my mission
Dad: I got nothing to worry about leaving my daughter around this kid lol
The daughter:
@@Druggy-Doggo lol😭
@@thatoneguyunderyourbed8820 that gay : but now 🤤🤤🤤
So bi
The guy who was pretending he’s gay: mission completed, respect +
Respect to all the undercover homies out there
Ayo Mario what got you here
+2000$
-10000 respect that's just manipulative and deceitful
@@Bree.Bree16 ratio
Dad: why do you wanna be gay?
Me: *shows this video*
Dad: Understandable
Also dad "im divorcing up with your mom"
Imagine being gay ... pff what a beta male
@@atrexye6117 fr
@@atrexye6117 I hope this is a joke
how are you speaking to your dad? it’s very obvious you’re fatherless.
"He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will"
Your profile picture is the neat version of mine
No he was never talking about John wick he was talking about this man in the video
@@aussieoscar1 You liked your own comment because nobody else will.
“He once killed 3 men in a bar with a fucking pencil”
@@trollezplaysyta6422 “Have you head the story 3 guys with a pencil!! Yes I know”
The reason why women have major trust issues and call some men trash
✨The comments✨
True that.
"Your settings have been restored to DEFAULT again"
Thats too funny for 12 likes 😂
@@ilikeanimals5015 i know right
💀💀💀
Bruh fr fr
underrated comment
This man is dedicated to the mission, and full of pure will to get the job done. You finished your training. From now on, your on your own out there buddy. Keep it up.
I salute you Soldier
I actually feel sick
🤣
Hahhaha
Do you know how cringe you sound ?
This man needs an oscar for being the greatest actor of all time. He’s a man of determination, commitment and sheer fucking will.
He definitely is
A oscar?
Nonono a nobel prize
He maybe is a fcking genius
True true
@@javiermendoza9607 uhhh that grammar def isnt genius. Same with mine
Yeah she actually did that look at the shadow
Her friend after that: _You know I'm something of a bisexual myself_
I missed the part where thats my problem
Gonna Cry?
He: "well, next please, I'm straight now"
Nice by the what was the sizei mean were big or flat 😆
@@ARXDARLING flat mate = roommate
@@nades8895 ah, that flat
@@nades8895 The word is right, ain’t no way she has anything under that clothes.
It dont work like that
This experiment is a huge success for our legion this will be a stepping stone for our next plans. His work will be recognized by the higher-ups good job soldier
We do not speak of the things he did to get there
We gotta get him a medal 🏅
Idk why anyone would flash someone who likes the other gender likeee, why💀
@@nightcoremaster9915 you're mind cannot absorb that...
@@nightcoremaster9915 You would not understand
"y'know, i was not gay this whole time."
@LAW facts
Him: This was a fail, she's flat, I REPEAT *SHE'S FLAT!*
I noticed that
Well done soldier. Your mission was so succesful that we decided to increase your rank, you now went from simple soldier to first lieutenant. You now shall guide us to your same success.
@Carlo Longo no
This was an abuse of power… don’t encourage gay fake
Bruh no juice just looking pretty big L if you ask me
@@backinaesthetics1012 With that declaration, you shall be expelled from the council
@@backinaesthetics1012 I'm gay and I encourage this thoroughly, this shit was funny asf
He’s a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will..
Stop stealing comments
Verified channels moment
Bot
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html !
@@xxlunareditsxx9166 bro it’s a from fucking john wick 🤣 “stop stealing comments” 😂😂😂😂😂
Him literally a few seconds later: "Fun Fact, I'm not gay. = )"
And this is where the fun begins
@@zero8969 …
@@APerson-to2jg :trollsmile:
@@zero8969 yummy
Yeah brother lesgo
Finally! After years on the academy finally someone advanced this far, congrats soldier, you won! o7
Alright,mission accomplished "I'm not gay btw"
And that's when he says "Y'know I'm not gay right?"
Her 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
Ummmm miss “I NEed t0 SpEACk t0 y0Ur MaNAgER”💅✨
I cant like theres 420
Her: 😐........... FUKK
What if she knew 😏😏
Well done soldier you deserved every moment of the mission
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html !
@@extrm161 τι σχέση έχει αυτό με το βίντεο? 😂
@@kawaidirectors he is not gay
Vantalord will hear of this success
@@pavlinaniknok305 επαθα ενα μινι εγκεφαλικο μεχρι να καταλαβω οτι διαβαζω ελληνικα
Welcome to the comment reading ceremony 🗿
His level of patience is a whole different universe. Applause
👏👏👏
👏👏👏
👏👏👏
👏👏👏
He probably been un the trenches for years. Knee deep in girl talk about makeup and gossip man's a true hero a legend, thats the champ. Lets go champ!
Imagine the work the hours he has put into this moment. He has finally achieved his goal.
Yes
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours
SCEMERRRR
He needs a donut to sit everywhere but it was worth it he said
😭😭😭
He waited his whole life for this moment. He knew it would pay off someday
He's a main of commitment, determination, and sheer f***ing will.
1000th like 🥳
You guys are disgusting and sick to think a man’s victory and freedom is based on whether they could see a girl naked and sexualise her. You lot are even giving ideas to men on how to get a girl naked - BY LYING AND DECEPTION. That is also sexual harassment.
Indirectly you are insulting men and yourself (if you are a man) implying that you guys only care about checking out girls and sexualising them.
You all have brain damage and need a doctor for sure. Get help right now. Reach out to me if you need a number.
@@cloudstrife5472 You guys are disgusting and sick to think a man’s victory and freedom is based on whether they could see a girl naked and sexualise her. You lot are even giving ideas to men on how to get a girl naked - BY LYING AND DECEPTION. That is also sexual harassment.
Indirectly you are insulting men and yourself (if you are a man) implying that you guys only care about checking out girls and sexualising them.
You all have brain damage and need a doctor for sure. Get help right now. Reach out to me if you need a number.
@@user-zi6gw8cd4f bro did you just copy the same comment? Also it's a joke. We aren't serious. We're all joking around because what the dude in the video got is what we all want. Like I said is a joke. No reason to get mad.
Plot twist: the caption was wrong and she was actually showing him her Pokémon card collection
How do you know
😅
"Stop quoting shit I didn't say"
- SunTzu, The Art of War
Broo that was lit.. made my day.. thnkuu 😂😂😂😂
😵😵🤣
That is Technoblade's favourite book
"me too"
- bach
"All warefare is based on deception"
-Kermit the Frog
"One regular step for this guy, *one giant leap for the comrades back home."*
At least the bot is someway related to the concept
@@vittoriomarciante2057 sort of
Her: "I'm finally going to show my booba to my gay flatmate."
Him: *"All according to my keikeku~"*
?
@@Toannguyen-hi3sf Keikaku means plan
@ANIMO Z keikaku toori
Aizen plan
No they re not gay
His head: "ok, step one, meet girl"
"Step two, befriend girl"
"Step three, pretend I'm gay"
"Step four, get flashed"
*mission complete*
Let's be honest here, a gay guy would NOT be that excited to see
T!tties bro.
As a person who almost gay these method is effective
@@indonesia_playa how can you be almost gay did you tell then 2 stop at the back door or something 🤣🤣
@@indonesia_playa e gay
@@indonesia_playa what the heck, almost gay? Now I've heard it all.
I agree bro
He’s a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
Some have seen him kill 2 men in a bar with only a pencil
@@ryanhalko643 😂
a man of culture as well
So you wanna be a gay too ?
@@ryanhalko643 with a fuckin’ pencil
The dog smiling and bad to the bone playing is just perfect.
thanks captain obvious
Sheesh no way
Dam fr
I’m just trying to say what i thought was funny.
@@Nelson_rod_riguez yep, and you found a way to say it, by saying the most obvious thing ever
Dude was deep undercover for years waiting for this moment.
😂
😂😂
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html !
Him: *suddenly becomes straight*
😂😂😂😂
Well done soldier , years of hard work, perseverance,sacrifices finally paid off. You deserves promotion.
😂😂😂😂
Thought this was a reference to the parent of this kid “years of hard work” as in, Now this is what its turned out to be…
Exactly Bro 🙌
LOL
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html !
This marks the end of your training solider, from here on out, you’re on your own. And always remember, pulling out your secondary is always faster than your reloading your primary 😏
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!!!
Ah yes, murder tips
Idgi
@@bruh-rr9wi too naive
@@aerotic7607 umm can u bother to tell me wth was that
@@bruh-rr9wi bruh
As a member of the council I salute
Your service,skill, and commitment well done soldier
🤣😂
Disgusting mate.
@@timvanloo6 no
@@timvanloo6 it's called a joke
We do not speak of the things he did to get there
Mission acomplished, the extraction chopper will be waiting for you outside.
This experiment is a huge success for our legion, and this will be a stepping stone for our next plans. His work will be recognized by the higher-ups!
Good job soldier
we can move to phase 2
Well done soldier, now return to the base and bring photo proof of missions.
Lmao😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That is a fucking crime.
😂😂😂😂
All his hard work, commitment, and determination has paid off.
Yes
No cap. You knew that took him years to build a relationship with her as a gay guy. And it paid off well
But he'll never ever get to smash. Would that count as a W?
@@nebroskitheraut6705 yes it’s a nice dub
lmao 😂
Mission Accomplished. I can see it in his eyes. Strong Determination and focused to his mission. Good job private.
He probably got his first bone from a girl that day
He needs a promotion after that successful mission.
Nah those are near laugh eyes, most likely He would’ve of laughed and make a funny but not mean comment
Not the only private that did it’s job that day
@@Its_Jimmy_Time yea bro private the penguin from Madagascar
The dad: I am leaving my daughter here
Guy: ok then
Also the guy: i am gay
The girl: *Lets do this*
I swear there has to be at least one guy who's done this and he's a legend
Like my pervert classmate who pretend to be a gay a**hole so he can touch our female classmate without being suspicious. Well he is indeed a legend.
@@gundamit8828 thanos wasnt a bad person afterall
@@gundamit8828 the bitchesss just gave him a chance and he used it perfectly. He's a legend.
@@sree3650 ?
@@gundamit8828 and why would u let a gay man touch you anyway it’s stupid just because he’s gay doesn’t give him privileges to your body your friend is the stupid one you’re both in the wrong
"Deception is the key to war and second base"
-Sun Tzu, probably
Bwahaha 🤣
Indeed, Sun Tzu would be proud
😆😅🤣😂🤣😅
🤣🤣
Probably??
You've trained for this your whole life soldier, you will not let us down, I'm proud of you in advance.💂🏻♀️✋
"jokes on you, im not gay"
"You are gay"
"What? no I am- yes. Yes I am gay"
💀
@ELYAS HABAHBEH it isn't thou?
Well done Soldier, return to base for mission report.
Shall we play this song on the helicopter on the way back sir 🪖🎖
🤣🤣🤣
"That's one step for a man, a giant leap for Men"
ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ♪♬
One small step for man one big leap for mankind
@KHOOOPETH♀️ no bot 🤖 just no
Ye he has make a way for us
@@CeziexFNBR giant
Him after that, “ well you see, it turns out I’m not gay!!”
He is literally Aizen. Man's so well planned. Damn
This comment was a part of his plan
@@sidd_27 your reply was part of his plan too
@@Clan_Killer ur reply was a part of his plan too
"It was flat like Sekigahara... It been razed to the ground... "
Sakata Gintoki
@@sidd_27 and your reply to that reply was planned to
This man has achieved the impossible, we must salute him
👏
o7
Yeah he 100% took a picture of them then received his dump her because he knew we would never be able to get into her pants because she knows him as being gay
"Okay my contract with lgbt is officially over and..."
😂😂😂
"Maybe I'm bi"
The lgbt community is such a cult 💀
"Your settings have been restored to DEFAULT again"
Yes, I love the rgb community
He waited years for that.
“Did you do it?”
“Yes..”
“What did it cost?”
“My identity.”
A small price for salvation!
Somethings are worth any price
"Was it worth it?"
"Absolutely."
Come on this is underrated
Purple guy moment,
Pretending to be gay just paid off
LOL
His soul just got straitened alongside with his feelings and some other things.. 🤣🤣
Underrated comment.
Lmao
@@Ben_Pears haha thank you! ☺️🤗
nah dont think so he gay af
His face was so shocked, Ik it's not real but his now a man now
Mission success we got ‘em bois
It's about 6 years with Focus in the misson only waiting for this moment. Leave you respect for this soldier with a like
Nah these days you can identify as anything anytime.
Mission succesfull return to Base mate
Edit:thank YALL for all The likes never had so many
“ i’ve been lying this whole time”
Plot twist -he is not gay
Like Leonidas and his 300 Spartans, this man shall be remembered as a true chad.
My respect from thanos is decreasing everyday
No you didn’t
decrease???
You mean Increase
He meant decreasing because girls showing boy something he waited for his whole life
@@Awai_quotes which is literally disgusting
Well done soldier, on behalf of the entire male gender I can tell you that we are proud of you
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html !
What the fuck is wrong with the male gender
Even as a female dude that’s fucking smart
@@artdeco777 that is a question that will never be answered
@@artdeco777 the council would like you to remain silent or we will have to deal with you other ways
“Well done solider” (MISSION COMPLETE)
I taught him well. His training paid off, good work, soldier.
Press "F" to pay respects to this great soldier 🪖 your country is proud 💯
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f..............
F
Bois HQ: "whats your report"
Spy: "I got in."
The comments are at a perfect level
Bruh genius😂🤣😂🤣😂
my first audible laugh of the day. 😁
🤣🤣
He is like a Trojan horse, he successfully made the mission!
Hello there
Dear soldiers today we gatherd here to give this man the medal he deserves(rounds of applause and millitary sallutes)
He: soooo I’m not gay
His boys: laughing screaming*
*His
He’s done his job 💪 Report to the boss immediately. This mission has taken years. Well done sir
well done student i trained you right 👍
I know this is meant to be a joke but it’s lowkey scary
What if her ⚽️⚽️ are small? Then it was worth nothing
@@nickgear8512 damn fair point. It’s a sad day lads… return to base soldier
Ladies and gentlemen. We got em'. Now we proceed with phase 2.
His patience is paying off
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html !
The guy: everything is going according to plan
🤣🤣🤣
5 mins later
"Hey you know I'm bisexual"
1k likes, looks like mi famous naw. 😌✋🏽
Holy
Hilarious and original
Nah, bro be like semi bisexual.
Wouldn't it be awesome if you pretended to be a butch lesbian
Turns out just a dude
Slide real smooth
You Fool, you fell for the classic blunder!!
10 mins
Hey you know I'm trans
If he was gay he’s not anymore
Next step: Let the “gay” roommate judge it’s softness by feeling it. 😏
🤣
IM DEAD 💀💀
Step by step Until we get to the tip 😉 😂 oooh yeaaah
Lmao 😂👈💀
wink wink
The council is extremely satisfied with your efforts, and will award you accordingly for your research.
wdym I don't get it
@@LuminosityZero What Rayah said.
Alright boys so we know the first step "be gay" GOT IT
Sir yes sir
I only kissed my bro once 😕
Got it
Tryna do my vibrato now sir
Yes sirrr!!!
I think you just activated that genetic material on men making us go savage..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This soldier right here is part of the elite dude forces. I think it is safe for all of us to say that he has completed the mission succesfully and he has our respect. All of the solidiers of the elite dude forces will aspire to be like him.
May all who have fallen along the way rest in peace 🙌🏼
Amen
Yikes no wonder no one dates you guys
Soldier, .. you have been honoured with another badge AGAIN 👮📛
Ban
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html !
Your mission is completed return back to hq with the invedince
Mission: get back to hq
Also don't forget the photos
@@AbdelG100 I think invidence is evidence
"Your settings have been restored to DEFAULT again"
“Well boys, we did it”
A wise gay man once said: You can still appreciate art without wanting it for yourself.
agreed. I find women very pretty. (Im a straight woman). I think I just see them as role models who I'd like to be like
@@naomif9964 there is no such thing as a straight/lesbian woman it's just bi with preferences like I can't count the amount of straight girls I have talked to that have also fucked a woman
@@childcannibalism5080 what. the. fuck. You don't get to tell people what sexuality they are. There are definitely lesbian and straight women.
@@naomif9964 he can tell people what he wants
@@naomif9964 are you special
The girls watching this: 👁👄👁
give that man a round of a plause, this is matter of hard work and determination that has led him to victory
That’s my son
@@yourdad7189 um who tf are you?? 🤨 That's my son, now get lost
@@damnthatsucks6429 I’m the real dad the mom wanted the bbc so I hit once then left I came back to see if he’s in the nba
@@yourdad7189 ayo so ur my dad??!
@@damnthatsucks6429 are you in the nba?
That dog knows everything
Give the man an oscar
Get this man a trophy for managing for doing something that will take years to achieve
So this man pretending to be gay?
@@superdumper3840 (he’s a spy)
NOOO NEVER LMFAO THATS NOT THE MEME EVER NEVER. HE IS DEFINITELY GAY
@@dextermorris7096 no man, he was pretending to be gay
@@superdumper3840 r/wooosh
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html !
Well done fellow comrade, a long journey well deserved
B THAT AINT DENNY HAMLIN
plot twist: he was never gay
We salute the rank, not the man. But sometimes a legend is just born through determination and focus and you can't help but salute the king of a man himself. Good job soldier. Report to base and conduct full examination. Enjoy your medal.
Drill Sergeant, at the base: Son, it's an honor. I guide others a treasure I cannot possess
Examination?
Hayhooo silver
Bruh I love this comment😂
HAHHAHAHAH
@@ciriciri9071 Three miles up, three miles down!
This dog is a mood 💀. Well done young man, she has fallen for your deception.
Who tf are you
@@taco4523 *I'm you but stronger*
"the plan keeps going well, keep the character"
give that man a round of a plause, this is matter of hard work and determination that has led him to victory
Scythe…
@Darth Mando lol
bot
Gay man : checkmate
Bo
He’s like … i expected mountain but it’s just some plain road