(Storytime)This Dude Had The Nerve
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- Опубликовано: 20 июл 2024
- SO I TOTALLY FOR TO ANNOUNCE THIS WEEKS WATERBUG OF THE WEEK SORRY YOU CAN SHOOT ME LATER!!!!! But this weeks water bug of the week is Paul, twitter name: @PaulSemaan_ haha tweet him and tell him he was this weeks water bug of the week and that I'M SORRY I FORGOT TO PUT IT IN THE VIDEO!!!! Lol it's so new and i was so hyped up on caffeine! Anyways, if ya wanna be next weeks water bug of the week, give this video a thumbs up download the divvie app follow my profile and send me a video up there!!! Love you guy and see ya next week
-Alx James 
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Can we discussed the bruised on my neck and eye 😩😩😩
Alx James please
Please! I would like to know bc I feel kind of bad
Frfr what happened! I was just thinking that " like bitch .. I was waitin fo you at the doe " 😂😂 lemme stop
Alx James I will bitch slap whoever did that to you and make them shit bricks for a very long time
Alx James I ship you and joey graceffa
"I just saw about 50 girls walk they ass, nasty ass, as i must say. I hit them all with bibles as they walked in" XD. I love that part
XD
Same😂😂
"I slowly got my cross out and said "God will be with you in there""
XD yea that was funny too
"Got my holy water out like 'BITCH!!'" Hahaha
When they said they needed more girls u should have said "Bitch let me get my weave"😂
omg yass
omg yass
😂😂😂😅😅
You know it's gonna be a great story when he says the bitch had the nerve
You know it's gonna be a hilarious story when Alx James is involved
LMAO you know it's a good story when it starts with "this bitch"
Damn straight.
I was liek "shit is about to go down"
I think it is funny how some people say that sexism only applies to women and this is great example how sexism also applies to men too!
+Zoe Bartles Actually, sexism means "attitudes or behavior based on traditional stereotypes of gender roles." Even though he couldn't get inside because he is a man (and that sucks don't get me wrong), his story has nothing to do with gender roles or stereotypes ;) sexism isn't quite the word you're looking for.
attitudes against males.......
+Jewels treating someone different based on gender is the definition of sexism.
Jonathan Solorzano People often make that mistake. Don't get me wrong, men suffer from gender roles too. For example, they're told they can't be too sensitive because "sensitivity = feminine", and being like a female, for many, is shameful. That's also why so many people are homophobic towards gay men, because having similarities with females (in that case, their attraction to men and perhaps sometimes femininity) is shameful. But all of this is the result of the hate towards women. Never was there hate towards men directly. So you could say men suffer from sexism towards women as well. But sexism towards men doesn't exist. Hope that was clear enough (English is not my first language). If you have questions don't hesitate :)
+Jewels in this scenario what you are saying isn't true. Also, saying men should pay for dinner, men should never hit women, men should be the sole provider of the you've etc. isn't about hating women (especially the no hitting women under ANY circumstance). Taking a woman's side over the mans side in a domestic despite (when the man hasn't said hit the woman, because people say men should even defend themselves, and the woman is the attacker) isn't about hating women.
"YOU ARE MY LIFE"
*phone dings*
"Don't fucking text me".. omg i am dying!
Alx your poses in this video were killing me haha. That's awesome though that promoter felt dumb af, I'm still confused how the promoter didn't know you... EVERYONE knows Alx James.
" you like a bull shark mixed with a bull frog" best line ever 😂😂😂😂
" You look like a hammerhead shark " oh my god . I love you so much 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
You 6'5"?? You have a brother??
Bye
Bye Felicia😂😂😂💀
He does actually tbh lmao
his name is AADAAM :-)
You know he put his mind body soul and heart into this video cause he is out of breath
You should wear a hat with a hidden cam to record unexpected funny moments in your life
Jordan Sensat I agree, that would make watching the videos way better and funny
Or use audio recording like GiGi Gorgeous does when she is telling a story
I want to do the same XD
Is it me? Or the quality of the camera is AMAZING!
Since you're on mobile Google now puts 60fps on mobile
Agreed!
Still looks shit. It's just the playback since Google changed it to 60 fps.
Jeison Rivera because it's 720p instead of 1080p
I was thinking the exact same thing
"Don't f*cking text me!!"😂😂
Who else was looking at the scar on his chest
I thought it was a tattoo 😂
+Paddy McDaddy well that would be a random place to put a little tattoo
me all the way lol but he's funny asf
I'm staring at the bruses on his neck and eye
Watching this on my period 😭😭😭😭😭 please i need to contain my laughs omg
Same bitch I'm hugging a fucking body pillow
Same
TMI
SAME GURL SAME
There's some stuff people online don't need/want to know. This is one of those things.
I was trying to hold in my laugh so many times in this video cuz my parents were in the room and if I laugh they will keep bugging me on what I'm laughing about. I had to pause it cuz I couldn't hold my laugh in 😂
I've seen this before but it's so freakin funny I watched it again. Love you so much!!
Same dude! 😝😂
Alx is 6'5, I'm freakin' 5'0....Wow I'm short
I'm 5'0 too....
5' 9 XD but im tall for my age
+Mikenzi Blahblahblah YOUR PROFILE PIC THO 😍
im 5"5 and 12
+SYKTK _629 congrats
Am I the only person who likes the video before actually watching it because I know how good/funny it'll be😂❤️
I thought I was the only one😂😂
Cheri Pockett Same lolol
Sings: I know am not the only one
I do the same thing
Me 😂🙋🏽
I have never laughed this hard at a youtube video. I love you
This was such a great story. His flamboyancy just adds to the humour. That girl is a lifesaver, bless his heart. 😂
he burps just like shane dawson
like is it just me
am i the only one who realized that
You're profile picture is life 😂
+Insane Tuber thanks gurll
exactly omf
YAS BITCH!
YASSS
"I hit them all with bibles"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HE HIT THEM ALL WITH BIBLES!!!! DOONNEEE!
just can't stop watching you videos. I have seen all of them and I always watch them over and over. I love you thanks babe for all of it you make my day 😁
omg I just found your channel tonight and I'm literally in love with it!! You're soooooo freaking hilarious
Lmao when Reese and cam walked by him😂😂
" Heres the thing......, I don't have a vagina"
I died
Omg !!! I love you !!! I get on youtube majority of the time just to watch your vidoes and that's it. Thank you for making my day !!!
Here I am moping around my house being all sad and shit and then i decide to watch an Alx James video and not even 10 seconds later, i'm laughing my butt off!!! Thank you Alx James for making my day a whole lot brighter. you are the best! I love you sooooo much! You are amazing!!!
who ever is reading this i hope you have a wonderful life!!😄
$10,000 says his "friend" is Justin
😏😏😏
Justin who?
+TheTwins his boyfriend justin 😊
AMAZING... lol Looove this video. Laughed the whole time. You have a way with telling a story!
you are the absolute best!!! love you and love your videos! always got our backs when we need a laugh!
Only thing I can say after watching this video: YAAAASSSSSS
Alx's stories are the fucking best thing ever
Omg lol😂. Ik nobody cares but today's my 16th birthday and it's been so bad an hour after i woke up I went back to bed (crying). Seemed like everything that could go wrong did. It was so bad i was like something's gonna go wrong and alx wont have a video. Then this amazing gift from above came and made it all better. Thank you Alx James for making my birthday better by being the funny awesome guy you are!
Happy birthday hope you have a very nice birthday you are a princess today 👸👸👸👸
Happy Birthday!!
Happy birthday, Hun! 💜💕🍰🎉🎉
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday...Don't Let No one Get You Down. IT'S YOUR DAY TODAY!🎉🎊🍰🍨
I laughed so hard....lol alx im a huge fan im always talking about how awesome u are with my friends and stuff. Everytime me and my friend are wearing glasses we look at each other laugh and get very serious and look at each other and say "water bugs"...its so great keep doing what u fo I love you...
You honestly just made my day better❤️ love you alx!
Why does your neck and beside your eyes looked bruised?
I LITERALLY have no clue!! I was telling my YouNow people that I think it's a same ghost
Lol I was like oh my gosh did someone mess with him. Gonna have to beat some ass 😂😂
Alx James same.. i definitely thought the video was going to be about some kind of fight or something
Alx James you should get that checked out!! Looks like liver problems, like when babies have jaundice from too much riboflavin. We don't want you sick
I was wondering the same omg
Watching this vid was literally the best eight minutes of my life and I have to study for finals XD
hahahaha! thx so much for making this video i can not stop laughing!! My favorite video so far and keep making more! Your positive personality is very inspirational and it brightens up my day!
I was almost crying at how funny this was 😂😂keep it up alx!!💕much love
Note to self: always act like I've meet an angle when I see Alx James 😂😂❤️
LMAO why have I not found you sooner Alx James
I absolutely love you! I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂❤️ you're the greatest.
You r so animated! Loved this video!! I still fan girl when I met u in la awhile ago! That pic is my fave!
I love you alx your so hilarious
"Mmmm here's the thing. Here's the thing. I don't have a vagina."-Quote of 2015
I just love how you express yourself!
I found you from a collab you did with The Gabbie Show. You now have a new subscriber and I'm here to stay. You are funny as hell and your southern accent makes everything you say even funnier.
7:36-7:411 i was dYING
same
You're 6'5 and look so good?! You should model!
You seem so much happier!!! I love you so much and this video is just unbelievably funny 😂. Keep on doing you💜😊
This is probably my favorite one of your stories. kills me every time i see it
Did u get strangled and punched in the eye?!?
+Shanae O'brien that's what it looks like!
I keep staring at ot
Who else was looking through the comments to see if the girl commented???😂
OMG.... I was dying laughing the whole time watching this video! I have a suggestion for your next video or whenever you post a new video. I was wondering in you could make a video about, a way to prepare for middle school? Anyways i love you so much!!!!
First time watching you outside vine! Liked and subscribed! I'm literally dyingg
this was so fucking funny
"BITCH DO U SEE WHAT U TURNED DOWN HMMM HMMM" "DINGG"
I love you omg! You bring me happiness. Thank you for making my night better
Naming the club burp😂😂.
I love you!!!
Hi I love your videos 😍
I love his videos too😭// would you mind checking out my channel? I failed badly to twerk to Anaconda😭😭of you enjoy make sure to subscribe
Ok
Thank you so much!!! Thanks for giving me a chance :) it means a lot
Ok
thank you so much :)
What's with the bruises? That looks really bad :(
You okay Alex?
U made mi night !!! Thanks a lot! Greetings from KY!
Awesome story time, great energy Alx❤
Why are you bruised
Ik I was wondering
5sos life the car crash was a little while ago, I doubt he still has bruises from it, but yeah I want to know what happened, too!
Wild sex maybe ?😅
His friend was jessi smiles, she made a story time about this same thing that he said in her video
It couldn't have been Jessi cuz she's a girl and they didn't let them into the club cuz they were all guys and they needed more girls.
Literally every line you say has me searching for oxygen lmao
"teapot pose" hahaha. I love you Alx ♥
Omfg Your fucking amazing!!!!!!! 👌👌👌🙌🔥🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️❤️❤️ XD
Is it me or does he looked brused
Aaliyah Daughtry eh that was 3 months ago though
That was fantastic, I needed this video. Lmao I love you! 😂😂
Oh mah lawdy, Alx, you are so amazing!!! You made my night 😂
When he put his voice high he sounded like Fred
U 6"5 boy u better get on the court and get my rebounds
Thats whats up Alx James i know u felt amazing that night...that shows u and everyone else that hard work and dedication will pay off!! Love u and love what ur doing from ur fan in VA not to far from ur home town!!!
She's like "security" 😂😂😂😂 love your videos ❤️❤️
Thats why you go to the gay club lol they dont have a quota of girl to guy ratio to meet
you on drugs ? looks like you been up for a couple of days lol.
Dumb bitch fuck outta here
Caleigh Foxen lmfao you're a dumb bitch if you dont think there is a possibility that a famous dude in cali that parties absolutely would never do drugs.
Well I mean if he doesn't drink then why would he do drugs? This is just him. Get used to it!! 😂😂😂 This bad ass gay hotty! 😂😂😂 Don't thrash at me lol lmao
+Angelina Kosmo I know people that so drugs instead of drinking so chill lol
A lot of people don't drink but they smoke
Had me in hysterics!! Love Storytime!!
That voice tho!!!!!! I freaking love you Alx......you make my day!!!!!
What was his Snapchat?
AlxJames10
Alx James thank you so much😘💕
Alx James I love you soo much just in case you didn't hear it today😘😍💕✌
Alxjames10
Alxjames10
Your neck is green why??
I was thinking the same thing. around his eye and the other side of his head is too. it looks like someone had their hands around his neck.
That's what I thought! I'm a little concerned, hope he's okay
it kinda looked like rainbow to me idk
Probably it was the lighting
It looks like a fading bruise around his neck and a fading black eye. I hope everything is okay 😔
Love you so very much always and you always make me laugh and smile! TY ALX 💜🧡💜🧡💜
This was hilarious I love when you tell us these stories ❤️
Omg this is literally my favorite story! I die every time I watch it lol. Love you AlexJames!
i cant explain the love i have for u alx lol you are so perf and in everyvideo you make im constantly smiling and laughing lol i love u dude
The straight up sassiness in this video gave me life!!!! :)
I would just like to say that I think it is insanely hilarious when you belch during videos 😂
Love your impersonations of the different people😂😂
Ahhh!!! I love this video!! It's hysterical!! I can't believe that happened! That's cool...
I never stop smiling during his videos, love you Alx 💜
I loved that video. He was so hilarious in it. I liked how he was shirtless too! Lol
You give me life alx 😭 like honestly idk what would i do if i didnt find ya vine!
OMG.... This was amazing!!!!! Pure perfection!!!!!!
I can legit watch Alx James all day. I'm dying 😂😂😂
This video is hilarious! You are seriously my favorite person