(Storytime) ALMOST FOUGHT SOMEONE/Valet guy drama

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  • Опубликовано: 13 июл 2015
  • I got so damn caught up in the story I forgot to have a waterbug of the week 😁😂😂😂😂... I'll have two waterbug of the week next week!!! Download audible and use the link www.audible.com/alxjames get your free book, tweet me a screenshot and you might be next weeks waterbug of the week!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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  • @micaelvertureoay6955
    @micaelvertureoay6955 8 лет назад +214

    "Bitch, in the Bible, it said, 'Jesus wept,' not yo' ass." Best fucking line lmao

    • @Nicole-ve2xp
      @Nicole-ve2xp 8 лет назад

      my Jaguar was hit and my passenger doritos would not open it was dented shut, I was so pissed I had to pay so much to get a new door

    • @SpookiLuna
      @SpookiLuna 8 лет назад

      +Nix and Corinne_Gaming Minecraft_Steam_Flash games Passenger doritos? You mean passenger door? :)
      Now I want doritos.

    • @elladebrito6103
      @elladebrito6103 8 лет назад

      +Loonyloonylovegoods what

    • @SpookiLuna
      @SpookiLuna 8 лет назад

      Ella Debrito Read Nix's comment to understand.

  • @AmbersCloset
    @AmbersCloset 9 лет назад +430

    Don't touch my f'n seat or my muthaf'n radio!! But the booger throws everything off...I would've been like "we must fight now sir" lol

    • @rockstarlove988
      @rockstarlove988 9 лет назад

      Omfg I love you and your videos

    • @CallmeMia0
      @CallmeMia0 9 лет назад

      Bol 😂😂😂

    • @brocklandon9907
      @brocklandon9907 9 лет назад +2

      I agree once I felt under that seat and the booger was on my hand it would have went down

    • @AlxJames
      @AlxJames  9 лет назад +18

      Amberrrrrrrr 😍😍😍😍

    • @nickhutson3183
      @nickhutson3183 9 лет назад

      I would be like you messed the cars e

  • @user-pp5jj3go1x
    @user-pp5jj3go1x 8 лет назад +54

    "when I hear rental, I hear Corolla" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @madsmiller9621
    @madsmiller9621 8 лет назад +53

    "he was about...five negative two" DEAD😭😂🙏🏼

  • @amayasearcy2691
    @amayasearcy2691 8 лет назад +25

    "I was collecting your scent" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @huleymatusow3218
    @huleymatusow3218 9 лет назад +20

    Alx James is roommates with THE Tré Melvin...that is what I call a dynamic duo

  • @sierrakoehl8980
    @sierrakoehl8980 8 лет назад +9

    "oh, ohh, okay , didn't know I was in Honey I Shrunk The Kids" you kill me. 😂😂

  • @ladyturantulo
    @ladyturantulo 8 лет назад +25

    1:24 Damn that deserves a standing ovation! XD

  • @sparklequeen3738
    @sparklequeen3738 9 лет назад +5

    "When I hear rental I hear… Corolla"😂😂😂LMAO

  • @elizabethashley5154
    @elizabethashley5154 8 лет назад +10

    "I was collecting her sin," that was my favorite part.

  • @MicaMadrigal
    @MicaMadrigal 8 лет назад +10

    When he started singing the mexican song i started laughing so hard tears went down my face 😂😂😂

  • @GhostOfTiffany
    @GhostOfTiffany 9 лет назад +18

    LMAO the way he imitated the mexican music

  • @angelicavigil2254
    @angelicavigil2254 8 лет назад +8

    "Slimy crustacean" idk why that made me laugh so much😹I love your videos !

  • @CharmingDandy
    @CharmingDandy 8 лет назад +6

    I just discovered you... YOU! You sir, are my spirit animal!

  • @celestialmorpho
    @celestialmorpho 9 лет назад +326

    who is that in the background. if it's bae there better be a boyfriend tag coming up real quick.

    • @ashleym9345
      @ashleym9345 9 лет назад +7

      Mizz FlaireBeauty He is room mates with Tre Melvin. My friend lives in Los Angeles and told me that they live together.

    • @willakacountryboy
      @willakacountryboy 9 лет назад +11

      It's Tre Melvin!!💯💯👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

    • @AlxJames
      @AlxJames  9 лет назад +48

      Hahahhaa its Tre Melvin 😆😂😂😂 and nah he is just a friend!!

    • @celestialmorpho
      @celestialmorpho 9 лет назад +7

      Alx James response from the queen himself 👑👑👑👑❤🙊🙈😂 thanks... ♡

    • @jfentv36
      @jfentv36 8 лет назад

      +Alx James yass Netflix

  • @megancrofts2620
    @megancrofts2620 8 лет назад +6

    I was in tears when you started singing the mexican music oh my god, i needed that laugh

  • @Thankuswiftly
    @Thankuswiftly 9 лет назад +8

    Jolly green giant, honey I shrunk the kids.. I'm done. 😂😂😂😂

  • @genetw4532
    @genetw4532 9 лет назад +50

    8:21 I'm dying 😂😂

  • @Aloetheplant
    @Aloetheplant 9 лет назад +2

    "I only gave her a hug cuz I was collecting her sins" haha that had me dying 😂😂

  • @dylancampagna9669
    @dylancampagna9669 9 лет назад +10

    I'm a total truck person, but if somebody left BOOGERS or farted in my Harley Davidson truck?!?!?! Ooooo babaaayyyyy I'd be fighting a tiny Latino man in a parking lot..

  • @emilymarierobertson
    @emilymarierobertson 8 лет назад +4

    "The SKreet."
    MY QUEEN.

  • @djredduck27
    @djredduck27 8 лет назад +6

    Thought it was gonna end with him finding out he was in the wrong car. lol

  • @AJTSanchez
    @AJTSanchez 9 лет назад +12

    Oh no! You are a better person than me Alx because fists would have been flying if I touched someones booger.

  • @mustachiogreen
    @mustachiogreen 9 лет назад +32

    P.s. that moment you see Netflix in the background! 😂

  • @user-vz8ur6ei1c
    @user-vz8ur6ei1c 8 лет назад +58

    My bus driver literally hit a parked truck. 😂😂😂😂

  • @isaiahnichols1609
    @isaiahnichols1609 8 лет назад +9

    7:12 "he finally comes" i was thinking "thats what he/she said"... God its so immature that its not even funny but hey, come on i bet a lot of you thought the same thing.

  • @ellieallen9579
    @ellieallen9579 9 лет назад +1

    "Pinto bean"😂😂😂 I'm done. ✋🏼 Alx you're hilarious 😅

  • @caycewiseman8917
    @caycewiseman8917 8 лет назад +2

    "As long as I ain't in no pinto bean!"~Alx
    I honestly died laughing!!! I love you so freakin much!😍💞 @AlxJames

  • @heyitsvonda5166
    @heyitsvonda5166 9 лет назад +8

    Bruh you make my days better every day .

  • @BoobooPlaysMineCraft
    @BoobooPlaysMineCraft 8 лет назад +69

    Other youtuber titles: A GIRL TOUCHED MY HAND???!?
    Alx James: I ALMOST HIT A BITCH IN A WALGREENS

  • @AlanahCole
    @AlanahCole 9 лет назад +1

    "As long as I'm not in a dam pinto bean". Haha loved

  • @mariahgarcia2301
    @mariahgarcia2301 9 лет назад

    Smelling her scent! Lmao!
    Your the best Alx James!

  • @kimyn9306
    @kimyn9306 9 лет назад +28

    I LOVE THESE VIDEOS OMGGGGG😂😂😂😂😂💗💗💗💗🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
    I LOVE YOU ALEX

    • @Abbh2000
      @Abbh2000 9 лет назад +3

      Alx not Alex missed spelled it's okay just correcting.

    • @Jsyxucidkalsk
      @Jsyxucidkalsk 9 лет назад

      Allison Howard, you do know his name in real life is Alex right?

    • @kimyn9306
      @kimyn9306 9 лет назад

      okay thanks , sorry im new that's all !

    • @jerrynottom3227
      @jerrynottom3227 9 лет назад

      ***** dont mean he spells like that All the time

    • @michellej816
      @michellej816 9 лет назад

      Kimberly X Nichols its alx not alex. Alx James is so unique and amazing that theres not e in his name

  • @sherleyc.7604
    @sherleyc.7604 9 лет назад +79

    I thought u were saying ballet until 5:32😐

  • @xxpinkyxx123
    @xxpinkyxx123 8 лет назад

    😂😂😂😂😂 I was swinging from the chandelier Alx !

  • @gisselcortez7621
    @gisselcortez7621 8 лет назад

    The ending of the video had me rolling 😂💀 reasons why I love you , always having me laugh!!!

  • @francescabechi7082
    @francescabechi7082 8 лет назад +22

    Is it just me or does Alx look like Daniel Preda? Cause to me they absolutly do 😨

  • @carleythecataka-thewonderf8724
    @carleythecataka-thewonderf8724 8 лет назад +12

    If that was me I would..........
    /walks to the man\ excuse me sir you've messed with my seat and you didn't move it,that's fine. But you mess with my radio, sweetie... You never mess with my radio. You didn't fix that. I'm sorry by we about to fight. Someone hold my earrings!

  • @khadijabaigh9457
    @khadijabaigh9457 9 лет назад

    Oh Alx, you get me every time LOL
    Hahaha 😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
    Love you man💖

  • @greenstewie3846
    @greenstewie3846 9 лет назад

    Alx you cheer me up no matter what mood I'm in. This week I have been going through some bad times and it's hard to find the motivation to get out of bed. And then I remember your videos and they make me happy. I am so appreciative that I found you on vine and then finding you on RUclips. Thank you Alx

  • @zoogirl5749
    @zoogirl5749 8 лет назад +18

    "The Skreet "

    • @kerriray9303
      @kerriray9303 8 лет назад

      +DallasHobbs explain how two emojis are savage?

  • @andysvabygirl
    @andysvabygirl 9 лет назад +4

    OMG !!!!!!!! OH the lifestyles of the rich and famous !! thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny ...u finding slimy crustaceans !! yea thats crazy to a have someone drive ur car for like a min and find out that he turn ur car upsise down ;)

  • @MrSwaggerboy242
    @MrSwaggerboy242 9 лет назад +1

    "Do you wanna pay my light bill"😂😂😂😂

  • @melissabartsch4439
    @melissabartsch4439 9 лет назад +1

    I was dying, Omg I couldn't breathe
    Alx you are hilarious

  • @toni9141
    @toni9141 9 лет назад +3

    Is it a Jaguar he drives..? He be like "Jagwire"

  • @umpinkhi7785
    @umpinkhi7785 4 года назад +3

    Watching this in 2019 and realizing how he couldn’t have said most of that stuff without being canceled for being racist

  • @mustachiogreen
    @mustachiogreen 9 лет назад +1

    Thanks for uploading tonight Alx! And thank you for setting all the effort you do in your videos!

  • @kerryblubug6630
    @kerryblubug6630 9 лет назад

    I do not think I have ever laughed so hard in my life!!!! Deserves an award on this one

  • @johnathonbutler5490
    @johnathonbutler5490 8 лет назад +14

    LMAO!!! its not jag-wire. :)

    • @kerriray9303
      @kerriray9303 8 лет назад

      people pronounce things differently depending on where they're from so

    • @johnathonbutler5490
      @johnathonbutler5490 8 лет назад +1

      Duh. But it's a simple fact that its not pronounced that way.

    • @kerriray9303
      @kerriray9303 8 лет назад +1

      Johnathon Butler everywhere you go anyone with an accent will say things different than you. Thwy doesnt mean they're saying it wrong. They're just saying it differently. I don't believe you invented words or the dictionary or anything like that so

    • @johnathonbutler5490
      @johnathonbutler5490 8 лет назад +1

      you're clearly wrong here. You don't have to defend Alx here because it wasn't an insult. It just amused me how he said it. But seriously... its not jagwire, its jaguar!!!

    • @Feliciatanktop
      @Feliciatanktop 8 лет назад +3

      That's how we pronounce it in the south lol how do you say it?

  • @Hayernator
    @Hayernator 8 лет назад +6

    Rocking that bold spot...

  • @AestheticallyPleasing2
    @AestheticallyPleasing2 9 лет назад

    This is my favorite video of you..never laughed so hard.😂😂

  • @SoCalledEd
    @SoCalledEd 9 лет назад

    your stories always make me laugh, you are hilarious alx

  • @xjustxjustinex
    @xjustxjustinex 8 лет назад +3

    I can't... The type of car you drive literally does NOT make you better than anyone else 🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @sophiawilson635
    @sophiawilson635 8 лет назад +4

    7:50 DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😭💀😭😂💀

    • @6k49
      @6k49 8 лет назад +1

      same same here

  • @ruthgumbi5448
    @ruthgumbi5448 8 лет назад

    I love his story telling. .. priceless!

  • @amsparz
    @amsparz 9 лет назад

    I lost it at that last sentence! About died of laughter!

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 9 лет назад +14

    EARLY, now to watch this bad bitch.

  • @kblikep856
    @kblikep856 8 лет назад +3

    At 7:00 i thought he was gonna say "I was in this traumatic reck, because i got in a car crash

  • @jb2cg
    @jb2cg 9 лет назад

    Loved it!!! Another hilarious video:) is that Tre' Melvin in the background laughing!!!

  • @stephaniecarmack7932
    @stephaniecarmack7932 9 лет назад

    OMG I love your vines and I'm such a fan. I just so happened to stumble on your youtube page. Now I have all day to catch up on your videos Yayyyyy!

  • @georgiadavey-sellars3816
    @georgiadavey-sellars3816 8 лет назад +5

    Do a colab with Tana M!

  • @lizadams3126
    @lizadams3126 9 лет назад +3

    Literally past midnight

  • @lukemcclure457467
    @lukemcclure457467 9 лет назад

    Omg had me so weak!!!! Your facial expressions

  • @DestinyRogers01
    @DestinyRogers01 9 лет назад

    This was too funny. 😂😂😂 got my chest hurting

  • @raemarie6814
    @raemarie6814 8 лет назад +5

    I mean I drive a Cadillac ..... I also have two Mazda and a ford. Because I'm broke. Because of my Cadillac.

  • @belieberforevah5515
    @belieberforevah5515 9 лет назад +4

    Snapchat sent me here

  • @josh7826
    @josh7826 9 лет назад

    OMG, Alx, that was so hilarious!

  • @rubijaimes9841
    @rubijaimes9841 8 лет назад

    Good impression of the Mexican music 😂😂 it had me dead 😂💀💀

  • @kaitlyngardner4478
    @kaitlyngardner4478 8 лет назад +3

    He is such a brat, in every sense of the word. Complaining about driving a regular car? Get over yourself.

    • @heythereitslivie383
      @heythereitslivie383 8 лет назад +1

      Why are you being such a bitch.

    • @haileymejia
      @haileymejia 8 лет назад

      You just mad because you drive a Corolla ..

    • @moviemaster30
      @moviemaster30 7 лет назад

      Kaitlyn Gardner shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @zamzamsaid1339
    @zamzamsaid1339 9 лет назад +38

    Who posts a video at 12:00 then again who watches videos a t 12:00

  • @qpg16
    @qpg16 9 лет назад

    Lol you have the craziest experiences; and that was definitely a no tip situation

  • @da1kidmillion
    @da1kidmillion 9 лет назад

    You are an awesome story teller! So entertaining!!

  • @makeup_lover1298
    @makeup_lover1298 9 лет назад +3

    Finally before the 301 views 😂😂😂

  • @emilysaunders559
    @emilysaunders559 9 лет назад +7

    What happened to the water bug of the week?

    • @AlxJames
      @AlxJames  9 лет назад +34

      Emily Saunders I said in my description that i forgot hahaha i was so worked up in the story that i forgot!

    • @CutiepieOfficial-dk6ke
      @CutiepieOfficial-dk6ke 9 лет назад +1

      Alx James I was so looking forward to it 😧

  • @thisisbri12
    @thisisbri12 8 лет назад

    I knew I heard Tré's cackle in the BG! 😂😂😂

  • @nicoleinestroza4722
    @nicoleinestroza4722 9 лет назад

    I love these videos😍😂😂have me in tears laughing sm😂i love you Alx😏😍😂

  • @lynx_empireswag8571
    @lynx_empireswag8571 9 лет назад +4

    I got a question ? is Alx James Gay? not meant in common !

  • @AriPooh
    @AriPooh 9 лет назад +1

    Lmao omg this video has me weak 😂😂. Especially the end

  • @dstans21
    @dstans21 9 лет назад

    I literally laughed way to hard!!!! Your hilarious!!!

  • @leahjabr8813
    @leahjabr8813 9 лет назад

    I LOVE U❤️😂 I LOVE WHEN U MAKE STORY VIDEOS DO MORE LITERALLY STARTED TO CRY AND ALMOST PEED MY PANTS OH MY LORD ALX😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @Scorpy1106
    @Scorpy1106 9 лет назад

    To think the jag-wire had it rough. The snapchat part had me weak, and Tre's laugh sent me to the grave. Roflmaoo, I love your vids.

  • @caycewiseman8917
    @caycewiseman8917 8 лет назад

    I cried laughing so hard! Oh my goodness you are so funny! I Freakin love you! +Alx James

  • @jessicapowell6673
    @jessicapowell6673 9 лет назад

    I just busted out laughing and almost woke my baby niece up. 😂 😁

  • @AltoBeauty
    @AltoBeauty 9 лет назад

    Your videos literally make my day every time!😂😂

  • @ashleydailey7844
    @ashleydailey7844 7 лет назад

    I felt a slimy crustation hahah I just subscribed to you and I've been binge watching you. I'm already obsessed with you! This video is amazing hahah

  • @Kashgotbandz
    @Kashgotbandz 9 лет назад

    The best way to end my night laughing from AlxJames

  • @Lalaland181997
    @Lalaland181997 9 лет назад +1

    what makes me happy about when he brought up the rental car was that I also immediately thought Corolla hahaha

  • @Jessica-ql5ji
    @Jessica-ql5ji 8 лет назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I acc can't deal , the laughter being erupted is too much for me to handle 😂😂😂😂

  • @queenky2742
    @queenky2742 9 лет назад

    Lol that's great!! Love you Alx!

  • @briandkenn9653
    @briandkenn9653 9 лет назад +1

    That laugh in the back killed me.

  • @Taylor09423
    @Taylor09423 9 лет назад

    We needs more video's Alx killin us with these weekly vids.

  • @amberrich9703
    @amberrich9703 9 лет назад

    Honestly I haven't laughed this hard in forever... Haha thank you 😂😌

  • @isabellabustamante1393
    @isabellabustamante1393 8 лет назад

    I am dying OMG! 😂😂😂😂😘😻 The best 🎉

  • @blismwithmyblizblop
    @blismwithmyblizblop 9 лет назад +1

    This is my new favorite video of yours! Hilarious story! That valet sounds like a jerk😞

  • @nivekr9893
    @nivekr9893 8 лет назад

    Lmfao I did not know you had a RUclips channel! 😂😂 "Pulling up to the valet getting mad respect" 😂😂 I'm dead!

  • @emilyr193
    @emilyr193 9 лет назад

    I love u lollll nd ur stories !!😍👊slay bishhhhh

  • @cristalmartinez2152
    @cristalmartinez2152 9 лет назад

    Lmfao 😂 I love you so much ! 😍😂🙌🏼

  • @lmm-op7em
    @lmm-op7em 9 лет назад +1

    "A slimy crustacean" 😂

  • @sierrabowers447
    @sierrabowers447 9 лет назад

    you have seriously changed my life, I LOVE YOU SSSSSOOOO MUCH. Thank You!!!

  • @Shayboogiee
    @Shayboogiee 9 лет назад

    I laughed the entire time lol love you!!!!!