And Legally Blonde probably stole it from the early but influential (in the arts and LGBT community) web magazine Blair Mag, in 1996: www.blairmag.com/blair3/gaydar/euro.html
+goonerbeagunner4life NOPE, WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG LOLOLOLOL. It's called the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, do some fucking research before you try and one-up people scrub.
I was fortunate enough to be in his audience once, one of the highlights of my life. Had a blast, I really hope I get to do it again someday, and they'd better play this game! I wanna play
tbh, I can't think of an instance where 'you look very German' would be used as a compliment, I'm just gonna leave that there...Simon comes on top on this one
I'm impressed the Spanish lad understood John Bishop. Even I, being born just a hundred-or-so miles away, sometimes miss the odd word! (No offence, I like his accent :)
its funny because when I was in England often we would go up to Scotland to drink at the local pubs, and you'd run into the real country bred Scot's who were there, and everyone would get to talking and their accents were so thick even the English guys we were with were "I have no idea what they're saying."
I think he says "Because my real name is Ignacio, in Spain it doesn't sound so stupid" Thing is, Nacho is a common nickname for people called Ignacio in spanish-speaking countries, like you would call a Charles, Charlie and a William, Bill or Will.
Cynthia Horna and he is right Nacho sounds way less dumb in Spanish than English. My dad and grandpa have Ignacio in their name and both use the nickname Nacho. I'm nearly 30 years old and just realized its spelled just like a chip lol
This show is awesome. Graham is a genuinely witty and generous person, he is like a cultural treasure, really. From Jamie Fox to Helen Mirren, they all have fun and are fun on the show. That takes talent to pull off.
Is he gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European. Well hey don't look at me. You see they bring their boys up different in those far and distant ports. They play peculiar sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts.If you get this you're amazing
Bro, if they lived in Italy they would think EVERY man is gay. Italian people (and men too!) love dressing well, colour coordinating, nice handmade shoes, all that jazz. To be honest, it's very nice. Looking after yourself doesn't mean shit with your sexual orientation
Being born and raised and gay in the USA, I lived in France, starting at the age of 24, for almost 20 years. I thought that I had landed in a gay paradise because straight French guys do things that one would say were gay in the USA, like winking at another guy, checking out other guys, and being so friendly and sometimes flirttious with other guys.
The german guy was so obviously disappointed he didn't even hide it like his mouth turned straight downwards. He should've just fake smiled instead to counter the awkward. I think he really looks more british though if I had a guess, I couldn't put him anywhere in germany. Also I've never seen a german guy (of any age) dress like that.
omg I'm German and a Simon and I always have to ask myself "do I go with the English pronounciation (that I don't really like) or the German one (that sounds weird in English)?"
I hear you. I'm a Mexican-American and my name is Martín. I constantly have to decide to pronounce my name in Spanish, in English with Spanish accentuation or in English. It's tiresome. I even had someone ask me once why I chose to pronounce my name that way (in Spanish). No joke.
Graham Norton is the best talk show host. Better than anyone we have in the United States. I understand that is a matter of opinion, but my opinion is actually the correct one, so you can trust me. It's not biased at all.
I love that John Bishop gives the Spanish guy back some dignity with "more people could understand you than me".
he's always a good mood filler
exactly. what did he say "would be handy"?
@@jameshudson169 His ears.
"You would have wasted a cocktail on him!" LOL!!!
same and i am ashamed
If he didn't say the 'tail' bit it would have sounded funnier lol
He looked genuinely heartbroken to be told he doesn't look German.
I was quite amused because it really felt like Diane had a bit of an English accent
TheMegoShow
as did the guy. Maybe that's the real german language and I'm the one speaking with an accent... strange
TheMegoShow Or maybe they lived so long in a english speaking country that the lost the "german" accent :)
Then he might have achieved one of my life's goals.
Lextube I think he was already heartbroken from hearing Diane Kruger calling him gay.
"Three gays and a European" sounds like it would be a brilliant TV show
Or a brilliant adult movie!
@@gillesfonck9181 Yes!
The cruising joke is hilarious 😀
Matt looked so fed up at the start and when the game came on he was so into it
2:00 "Those ears would be handy." Omfg. John Bishop, I cannae breathe!
What did he mean though?
check out the guy sitting on the right of the volunteer guy! his bobbing head and laughing was hilarious!
@@D4n1t0o I thought it was facefucking but the gist is the same.
He's so savage I love him
simon just casually chatting with diane like a boss. lol
But then she told him he doesn't look german
well saying "I love you" in the first sentence isn't very casual lmao
@@leiasart4610 saying it to a celebrity kind of is xD
@@leiasart4610 That was probably he only shot so
“I’m going gay with you” John Bishop is the funniest!😂😂😂😂
"Diane, I love you😊"
"BUT YOU DON'T LOOK VERY GERMAN"
damn he looked crushed hahaha
yeah, that's 'cause he said he was in liebe with whatsherface.
Nice that we live in such a tolerant society, imagine doing this on tv 60 years ago lol
+Kopite4life12 Whoever held the gay sign would've been shot.
+Kopite4life12 Or today in Russia
+Jake Bsn 😢
+Jake Bsn or america
+Jake Bsn that propaganda. I am from Russia, what's your problem ?
"Thank you to all the gays and Europeans", lol what an unexpected sentence to end a show 😂😂😂
John Bishop has to be the most likeable humans on the planet. No matter who he is on the couch with he makes the show incredible!
As soon as he said: gay or European legally blonde the musical immediately went through my mind 😂
Laura Bowden YES
Same
And Legally Blonde probably stole it from the early but influential (in the arts and LGBT community) web magazine Blair Mag, in 1996: www.blairmag.com/blair3/gaydar/euro.html
Laura Bowden SAME
I forgot the show's name, so I RUclipsd ''British gay host'' and here i am. lol.
Fun fact: he's not British, he's Irish
+witwanggibon He's Northern Irish, so he's both.
+goonerbeagunner4life NOPE, WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG LOLOLOLOL. It's called the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, do some fucking research before you try and one-up people scrub.
Graham Norton is neither British or "Northern Irish" to be exact. He is Irish. He was born in Dublin, Ireland and grew up in Cork, Ireland.
CJ MORGAN
LOL, my bad, that'll teach me to believe anything from someone I'm trying to disagree with. xD
I was fortunate enough to be in his audience once, one of the highlights of my life. Had a blast, I really hope I get to do it again someday, and they'd better play this game! I wanna play
The blonde German says to the dark-haired one "You don't look very German"
Awkward...
Mike fuckn Aryans lol
tbh, I can't think of an instance where 'you look very German' would be used as a compliment, I'm just gonna leave that there...Simon comes on top on this one
I am white Aryan and i have dark hair it is ignorant if you think aryans must have blue eyes and blond hairs
"white aryan" lmao go get fucked you adorable moron, you certainly have the iq of the people who legit believe in sai horsesit
It's not only a color of hair, it's mainly face characteristics she is talking about. He doesn't look German at all. I'm Polish. I know.
Jon Bishop has the best accent.
"You would've wasted a cocktail on him" LMAO
I think John Bishop has been on this show more than anyone llol. He's somehow too funny.
Diane Kruger was magninficent in "Inglourious Basterds."
Fk yes she was
Diane Kruger is magnificent. Period.
I'm impressed the Spanish lad understood John Bishop. Even I, being born just a hundred-or-so miles away, sometimes miss the odd word! (No offence, I like his accent :)
+Michaelgoestofrance I'm spanish, I understand lik 85% of what he says hahaha
I'm impressed how hot you are
its funny because when I was in England often we would go up to Scotland to drink at the local pubs, and you'd run into the real country bred Scot's who were there, and everyone would get to talking and their accents were so thick even the English guys we were with were "I have no idea what they're saying."
"Thank you very much all the gays and Europeans..." a line heard on no other show, ever.
"Those ears would be handy" WTF!
I think if it were anyone else, it would be extremely politically incorrect, but because Graham is so openly gay, it's more acceptable.
I've watched Graham Norton for awhile and I had no idea he was gay until I read your comment.
SoundtrackOfGaming
i love his show, so not to be rude, but you couldnt tell?!
beglebite To be honest, no I couldn't.
i guess its just obvious to me because i watch it so much, course there are multiple episodes where the guests make gay jokes. so idk
beglebite Yeah I watch the show all the time, just never really considered Graham's sexuality I guess
I couldn't understand a word Nacho said.
+MrG0TH1ER Don't we already have what doubles as a moat? We don't need a wall. We have a cliff. lol
I think he says "Because my real name is Ignacio, in Spain it doesn't sound so stupid"
Thing is, Nacho is a common nickname for people called Ignacio in spanish-speaking countries, like you would call a Charles, Charlie and a William, Bill or Will.
Cynthia Horna and he is right Nacho sounds way less dumb in Spanish than English. My dad and grandpa have Ignacio in their name and both use the nickname Nacho. I'm nearly 30 years old and just realized its spelled just like a chip lol
Me too but I loved his voice and accent 😂
Or John, Jack.
The First "gay" was so cute....
This show is awesome.
Graham is a genuinely witty and generous person, he is like a cultural treasure, really.
From Jamie Fox to Helen Mirren, they all have fun and are fun on the show. That takes talent to pull off.
Is he gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European. Well hey don't look at me. You see they bring their boys up different in those far and distant ports. They play peculiar sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts.If you get this you're amazing
I was looking for someone to make the reference!
+Livia Malkin Legally Blonde the Musical for the WIN.
gay or european so many shades of grey depending on the time of day the french go either way.
I'm unamazing.
Livia Malkin I was looking for a comment like this!
“Okay I’ll go gay with you”
“sorry sorry”
*audience claps*
Graham was so funny at the last one XD
"He doesn't look German. What's your name?"
"Simon."
-_-
next time: lesbian or american.
"And thank you very much all the gays and Europeans!" haha
Simon is adorable. I want to take him home with me.
Is he the one with the Barry Gibb teeth?
Simon is not from Germany actually 😂
@@sandrakempt4748 Then why did he say he was?
@@Alinor24 Well his accent is not German - altough he spoke German - but no German would pronounce `Ich liebe dich` the way he did.
Did anyone else think about Legally Blond the whole way through this?
When the last guy stood up my first thought was 'he is totally German'.
lol
“Thank you very much all the gays and Europeans” should be a saying 🤣
He : Diana, i love you
She: Born in Germany ?
He: Yes
She: You don`t look very german
He: Thanks
IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN? SO MANY SHADES OF GREEEYYYY!
I watch this a lot at work. Oh my god, hilarious stuff:) I live in San Francisco so had to check my knowledge.. Cheers.. Love Graham Norton.
"Those ears would come in handy" Quick wit indeed
John Bishop is well funny one of the funniest comedians ever
simon: diane i love you 🥺
diane: you don't look german at all
simon: 😞
😂😂
Loved the bit where she was like, you dont look german and he just stared back
Love Graham Norton. Wish I could see his show every week.
"We are going gay."
"So you are all going gay. Okay."
"I'LL GO GAY WITH YOU."
"You went gay."
And then....they've all gone gay.
fin. xD
Bro, if they lived in Italy they would think EVERY man is gay. Italian people (and men too!) love dressing well, colour coordinating, nice handmade shoes, all that jazz. To be honest, it's very nice. Looking after yourself doesn't mean shit with your sexual orientation
I haven't laughed out loud in months. Until I found This show.
Being born and raised and gay in the USA, I lived in France, starting at the age of 24, for almost 20 years. I thought that I had landed in a gay paradise because straight French guys do things that one would say were gay in the USA, like winking at another guy, checking out other guys, and being so friendly and sometimes flirttious with other guys.
That last guy was just full of surprises!
"Those ears will be handy" OMG! I lost it. 2:00
The first one is very cute
This is absolutely my favorite clip from Graham Norton XD
1:27 what a great accent!
Lol 100% track record. My gaydar didn't fail me :)
3:32 omg look at the bald guy on the left😂😂
That German guy was absolutely adorable!
John feckin Bishop!!... that cruising line was next level comedy genius! 😂😂😂😂
"you would have wasted a cocktail on him" LOL bishop XD
this whole clip is HILARIOUS!
This is the rudest most hilarious thing ever 😂😂😂
John Bishop will be in the new Doctor Who the Thirteenth Dr. Can't wait!!
You're going to need captions. He is just as bad Jodie's Northern English accent
I'm also called Nacho! We must be soulmates!
+Natasha Ida Yeah, what other explanation would there be....
are you from 9chat?
Laura Happy No I'm from Star Wars.
+Laura Happy yeah I use to be on there :)
+Natasha Ida yeah, i recontacted you from your pic 😺 you were once in the feactured section
The first guy biting his lip before he sits down 🤣
The german guy was so obviously disappointed he didn't even hide it like his mouth turned straight downwards. He should've just fake smiled instead to counter the awkward. I think he really looks more british though if I had a guess, I couldn't put him anywhere in germany. Also I've never seen a german guy (of any age) dress like that.
I actually thought he looked British too! def wouldn't have guessed German either (even Diane didn't think he was German lol)
I really thought he was british.lol from East London actually.
Not everyone in Germany dresses the same you know? :p
+Chrissi I thought Diane was a bit tactless to say he did not look German.
Perhaps all the men from where she is from look alike and that guy did not.
I've never heard of John Bishop but he is hilarious here..
I guessed spanish for the spaniard and german for the german. Woohooo!
Santander is such a lovely place aw Nacho is adorable
Is it me or does the first gay man REALLY want Graham? ;)
suzawilo I saw the lip bite too. GG Well spotted.
suzawilo they way he licked his lips when he sat down said it all...
He used more muscles in the lower half of his face at 1:56 then most of us will in a lifetime.
@@breathing_helium_art 🤭😆🤣
How cool is that, a television show doing a guess game of who is gay and who isn't.
I love how American guest are always so shocked by Graham's show....love Graham ...saw him live in NYC and he told me I was pretty!
this is not the segment where Diane asks John Bishop "can you do an English accent?'.
did anyone else think of the song from legally blonde the musical? nope? just me then
that's the first thing I thought of haha! I played Vivienne in the show and this number definitely stole the show each night :)
You gotta love John Bishop🤣
If I was picked to stand up like that, I would just mess with them and hold up a sign that says 'Bi' instead of Gay.
Please do this more!
omg I'm German and a Simon and I always have to ask myself "do I go with the English pronounciation (that I don't really like) or the German one (that sounds weird in English)?"
I hear you. I'm a Mexican-American and my name is Martín. I constantly have to decide to pronounce my name in Spanish, in English with Spanish accentuation or in English. It's tiresome. I even had someone ask me once why I chose to pronounce my name that way (in Spanish). No joke.
Graham Norton is the best talk show host. Better than anyone we have in the United States. I understand that is a matter of opinion, but my opinion is actually the correct one, so you can trust me. It's not biased at all.
'Thank you very much all the gays and Europeans' lol 😂😂
wow, what would i do without this show...
Graham shopping around.😆
It's ever so slightly "not right" in some equality world but FLIPPING hilarious!!
When the last guy stood up I screamed: GERMAAAAAAAN. How didn't she see it coming? So obvious.
To be fair, Matt was stuck on a mysterious island for years. :)
I got all of them right! Haa haa lol... second one baffled a bit but was quite convincing
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about th’universe!" Albert Einstein.
If you mash the last arrow key it sounds like Graham's about to lay down a sick beat
'What's your name?'
'Adolf'
Yeah, definitely German.
02:00 the girl in the red jumper behind - he reaction is brilliant
So...isn't the UK part of Europe?? I'm quite confuse now... And what about gay european?
+michal03966 hahaaaaaaaaaa
not part of the european union, still in europe. a country cannot move out of a continent.
it is in Europe but not the EU which is an organisation.
They act like they are in the middle of the atlantic.
.
watching this now is even funnier
Who's the hunk on the couch with the beard?
+Renata Hay Matthew Fox. Party of Five, Lost.
Thank you ;-)
All the guys are so handsome
"You don't look very German" - yikes, sounds a bit second world war-y.
4:21 just look at his face when he hears simon !
Those ears would be handy.
I like this show. Makes me laugh all the time. Is it broadcast in the US?
We have to go back...
They need to put this segment back on 😂
The British folks know they are european right? xD