Things people on lockdown say
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This video features the things people on lockdown say. So, me right now. And probably most other people. Obviously the virus is trending right now and we're doing the best we can to not worsen it. This video is meant to be funny and add humor to the situation, but in all seriousness stay inside if you can thenks.
"Canada's closing school until September"
Wait, we are?
I hope this isn't how I find out that school is closed till September
I thought it was for 2 or 3 weeks
yeah same i am really confused
Here in switzerland its probably closed until june
In Alberta I think they closed for an « undetermined » time
@@alexarahem5917 Ontario it is only two weeks after march break
Graenolf: chases girlfriend around apartment for the toilet paper
The toilet paper he’s after: chills on the ground 4:47
I am so dumb 😅
Graenolf bad continuity Mr Graenolf
He wasn't chasing the toilet paper ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
This is so funnyyy
@@Graenolf Gemlady is your girlfriend confirmed?
the sound of his voice makes me wanna play Skyrim. Is that weird?
Maddie Mitchell as I am playing Skyrim currently... nope not weird
Nope, I wanna play it too
Same here
What a coinky dink, he used to make Skyrim videos
Ahah nope, I wanna play it now too
Me a person who usually stays home anyway. Now I want to go outside I liked having the choice.
blåhundvíking kinda same tbh XD
LOL
blåhundvíking nice profile pic.
blåhundvíking btw, you don’t happen to be Norwegian?
It was a dream come true until I heard that I _have_ to stay inside. All of a sudden staying inside so much is not good for my mental health and well-being. I must go outside. I must traverse unseen lands and cross treacherous rivers. I must eat wild mushrooms and breathe the fresh air.
Thanks for watching! In all seriousness, be safe and stay home if you can
thanks dad
oyfum
Did you actually buy all those breadsticks. Asking for myself
Thank God u posted my sanity is restored from this boring ass quarantine
Almonds are the nuts of God
*............ Wait...*
*Coughs once*
Everyone in the near vicinity of me: "KILL THE DEMON. BURN IT ALIVE"
A dog went into my room after someone brought it and I was coughing and sneezing for like 2 days and I was scared it was the Corona Virus.
It's all fun and games until the fevers and coughs come into play.
_Meanwhile..._
Me: **sneezes 10 times in a row**
People: **ignore me**
I sneeze at least twice every day by the way, so nothing out of the ordinary
Potato Girl here’s your medal 🏅
Um i just read this and then saw graenolf has 666k followers
Me: a person who never leaves my room
also me: oh no what am i gonna do now i cant leave my house :((((
SCP 3303 this is so me lol
same
Same😂
I was gonna go deposit some Christmas money (yeah it's been a while since december lol) into my bank account so I could finally get Minecraft but then lockdown happened and I'm like "Welp. Okay then."
@@caseyhall2320 banks are still open my dude. Just exercise caution
0:59
“Oh so that’s how the Corona virus started...”
“Come out Charlie”
I’m dead
I didn't even get it til I read this comment omg
Wait I still don’t get it
@@frei6913 Me Too
@@frei6913 Charlie is a bat
I laughed, and then I coughed. then screamed.
Then commented that you did those things
@@dirtyduck6987 yes.. Yes I did do that too
“Your butt is far too tight for such a virus”
~ Graenolf
The coronavirus is an introvert student's dream come true.
it depends... this is my second week in quarantine and i have to stay at home with my parents.... i'm losing my mind.
I love it. I just get bored after about 7 hours of RUclips and video games
Yep I have Skyrim so I could go another year
I approve of this
Bro, why you gotta call me out like that.
I basically just learned from this video that Graenolf lives less than an hour away from me.
friend :’)
Graenolf, is secretly a panty thief
And that he is a December baby 😂
@@Graenolf day one and I already gone crazy
"how can I twists this whole thing to my advantage- OH I KNOW'
oyfum
My butt IS far too tight for such a virus. I've been telling everyone this
Say that again after my uncle come visits you
danzachick love me some tight little manpussy
These replies do not pass the vibe check.
@@kalebrooks6833 kvjfigfjvkb
I'm an introvert so my life has not changed at all.
Cipher874 Same
Cipher874 Facts
Same
Right, I was like, oh man now I can’t go visit people and do things “☹️”(😆)
Also my spring break was last week and I haven't left the house for anything since then
I feel like almost everybody has the virus, but we just don't know.
I mean like they say it takes 2 weeks before it really hits them.
Most people will get it, it’s that we need to slow the spread
i have heard that some people can get it without any symptoms and spread it to other people
To preface, I am not an expert. However my understand is as follows. The virus is dangerous because it’s got a high mortality rate among those who have weaker immune systems but the virus can go unnoticed for long periods of times. Those who are healthy or those who can fight of the disease can still have the virus. The virus can stay dormant in a cell for long periods of time. You being “sick” is your body reacting to the virus spreading through your system duplicating. It’s a fight between your immune system and a virus. Who can produce faster. Those who have weaker or compromised immune systems can’t keep up with the virus’s ability to reproduce essentially. Most symptoms are caused by your body trying to fight the pathogen that enters your body. That is what a fever is. Your body heats itself up in hopes of killing the virus off. (By “duplicating” I am referring to how the virus enters a cell, takes it over and forces it to produce more of itself, then activates the “suicide sack” of the cell which destroys the cell from the inside out so that it can continue on and repeat the process).
Sum1 and that’s on being asymptotic
COVID-19: *exists*
Introverts: now i don't have to make excuses to stay home and do nothing! :D
You have no idea how right you are
Me. Also great pb and username👀😍
@Zuko the rabbit Jfc okay Karen then don't watch the videos if you're gonna get triggered😒. And not every introvert is the same so speak fof yourself.
@Zuko the rabbit ya i know what happens. But being introverted and staying home won't fuckin make you go nuts dude. That is NOT the same thing by a land slide. We DO get out. We just don't like to all the damn time. If you are like any unsocial person then you would understand this. Most Introverts are how they are because of social anxiety. Literally nobody said that introverts don't have friends. Where did that even come from? We hang out with friends. But prefer to do it without going out in public and large crowds. And anti-social people actually cannot be in large crowds do to being a danger to themselves or others. Don't get UNsocial mixed up with Anti.
@Zuko the rabbit Okay and? What does that have to do with you commenting shit and starting arguments? Good for you and your friend. I'll let you know when i actually care, but you might as well grab some snacks cuz it'll be a while. If you wanna take out your little pent up energy tantrum on some random comment, do it somewhere else. There are still other ways you can interact with people.
You're not the only person with anxiety and all that peachy shit, but there are STILL ways you can interact with people and the world. If you crave outside but can't leave- open your Damn window or something.
Graenolf: This virus is a joke
Me: Then explain what all of the food and toilet paper is about
Because people
Because people are complete idiots and are unable to think for themselves.
I had to click on this just to see if that was really underwear
Val McPossum yo I honestly thought that was a mask...
@@gamma3563 definitely some Victoria secret panties
@@mcpossum you.... You just got a sub... Not that I think you care
Also growing up in NH I can say that the spoon under the pillow and special pajamas hoping for a snow day is 100% true 😂
The only reason I managed to be this early is because of the quarantine
CrazyBailee oyfum
Same
yup
Oyfum
Heh same
Graenolf for president, this man is a genius
Lockdown is bliss for introverts.
Except for the fact that we now have to deal with other people imposing on our isolation
Ok but I got WAY too excited when he said “TEAM CAP WHERE MY GOATS AT”
Me too!😂 Team CAPRICORN
Us introverts only benefit from this situation. Our power simply grows as isolation progresses. There is no downside, my friends.
I totally agree. Us introverts shall rise
I agree but the quarntine makes me want to leave my house
@@tylerblubaugh5549 I can relate to that
Down with the bloody extroverts.
Media: Lockdown, the virus must not spread!
Gamers, Introverts and RUclipsrs: Ok m8
And introverted gaming RUclipsrs
Honestly, I dont get why my sisters are all having cabin fever, I'm allowed to NOT interact with people and the NY library just realized a shit ton of free ebooks. This is the hight of luxury.
Wait, They really have a ton of free ebooks now?
Nice John Mulaney reference. He probably agrees with you since he thinks cancelling plans is like heroin
5:13 *ooh another TED Talk.* Remember:
Fitting
In
Never
Goes
Easy
Rejected
I think I prayed for some plague last year pretty often, so the coronavirus might be my fault.
don't worry, even if you prayed your whole life, theres no way a virus infecting the whole fucking world would be 1 persons doing.. besides it came from those asian eating pangolin and selling bats on the streets..
Yeah, but theres at least 2 of us who it could have been in this chain alone so... still a possibility
Well...I did too sooooo
Same
@@aaahah9931 well i'm actually seriously talking here.. so
“Novel virus so we just need to watch the movie to beat it” joke slayed me
Capricorns gotta represent. We’ll take over
Yes
Hell yeah! Capricorns unite! 😁
Im a December baby and I'm a Sag...
Kenzie Tankersley you were born before Dec. 22 then? It’s okay you can still be in the club. You are welcome here as a December baby
it’s surreal watching this in december. it all seemed so temporary in march lol.
What kind of psychopath leaves the eggs open in the fridge?
Wait that's not normal?
My mom keeps them in a BOWL. She's a narcissist, does that count?
I freeze my eggs, just like women do.
@@andreasmoller1884 What? How many women do you know with frozen eggs?! LOL
@@BlueEyedMomof378 like reproduction?
This is a nice time capsule of the early days. Also as someone who grew up in Maine I felt that snowday bit
I’m going even more insane, and I’ve only been in lockdown for 6 days. Send help and Cheez It’s.
gacha divided Okay, you get some Cheez It’s too.
OMG the New Hampshire part is so true, I always did pajamas inside out, ice cube in the toilet, and an orange in the freezer😂
when u find out ur normal daily lifestyle is called “quarantine” .. um ok
Same
This gets sadder overtime
2:31 so we aren't going to talk about how he has a glittery thong on his face? 😂
Literally everyone has talked about it
@@awesome5fire761 so it just took 5 months...gtk
I self isolated the day I was born im a introvert :)
My best friend who I've known since I was a sperm: Coughs
Me: Shame
Did you first see him as a sperm in the same environment? If so, then does that mean you're siblings?🤔
Agi It’s a joke but you got me questioning now...
Bruh were you there when your friend was conceived lol
Oh my gosh yeah! No school til September I was shocked when I heard it but now I'm just enjoying it. All my teachers are scrambling to get online work going though. So it might not be as fun soon
IceDragon56 I’m sorry until September??? Wtf??? Man Ontario is crap
Its ending in April for me,,
Trailtracker same but im in uni so its done then anyways :/
@@luvvcherry Lol that was my reaction when I heard about it. The school said there was a small chance we might come back in June but it was most likely going to be September. It does feel kind of excessive to me
My school was giving a chapel on the virus, and literally while they were listing the symptoms I started coughing like hell because I’m chronically ill. The looks I got...
December babies I didn’t even think about that lmao
LMFAO 🤣🤣 "Son I do belive yo got a pantie on yo head"!!! "Raising Arizona"
Oh no, I forgot about Bill Gates and the government
Ohhh the gem Goddess, that explains why he mentioned capicorn...She fascinates him, teaches him....Therefore BOOM, relationship 👏👏👏
2:32 that's one sexy face mask
OMG UR GEM GODDESS’ BOYFRIEND MY MIND IS BLOWN
Mayim Caraway I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
When i saw the thumbnail i thought it was just a fancy mask...
He sounded like Mysterio when he was talking about Bill Gates. When he said this is the truth all I could of was, "Mysterio is the truth" and when he was talking about how we need to wake up all I could think was,"You need to wake up!"
Everyone else: *Social distancing*
Me: *Normal thursday*
stupid joke
Spoon under the pillow trick. Classic.
Was Graenolf wearing panties on his face around 2:32
1Lanavis1 yeah
Yes. Yes he was. And they were HIS. That's what the girl in the video said in her comment at least. So he wears panties apparently.
@@BlueEyedMomof378 yea im pretty sure she was joking
That’s the joke
Remember when this used to be a top 5 channel? Yeah me neither, can’t wait for the next skit my man
Thanks Chiggerito 😊
Graenolf Thank you for making these, it’s nice seeing humor like this
Other countries:
*NO SCHOOL FOR 4 MONTHS, NO UNNECESSARY SOCIALISING, HIDE IN YOUR HOUSES AND GET OFF THE STREETS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!*
Australia:
*[insert 'this is fine' meme here but it actually makes sense because of the fires]*
But then also Australia:
**Scream** WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE, BUY ALL OF THE TOILET PAPER AND PERISHABLE FOODS, NAH FUCK THE CANNED SHIT MATE RUN FUCKIN' RUN-
Major eye roll at the "take the shrouds off your face" I have too many customers who do this at the grocery store I work at
Sees Notification: Is that a thong on his face? Please tell me that is not a thong.
Watches video: I honestly don’t know if it is or is not.
Edit: I really need to watch these more not just listen
It says Victoria's secret on it 😂
It is. I have them in three different colors. They also come in the "cheeky" variety if you don't like butt floss.
Bmore Machiavellian lol, thank you for the detailed information.
@@vivivivi8215 np, I got u :)
I don't need sleep I need answers
Pffftttt, ligit can lighten the mood on any situation.
I welcome you all, to experience my every day life, which is apparently called quarantine
I mean, in this condition we can all agree that being a RUclipsr is the PERFECT job where you can get easy money, easy work, and easy health
I've never been this early, maybe because I'm just endlessly scrolling through RUclips so I don't have to think about humanity's impending doom
I genuinely became flustered hearing you're from new hampshire, NO ONES HERE and you understand how this is. I wish I could subscribe again just for this.
WAIT! Is that the Gem Goddess, oh snap!
@Darko 2000 I think so
Darko 2000
That’s what I’m thinking too 😄
LMFAO the sunflower!! Someone told me to take baking soda to ward of the virus.
The Corona “Boomer-B-Gone” Virus sure has me, a healthy 22 year old worried
Matt Damon or alternative name “boomer consumer”
@@Gray-tile or "boomer remover"
Tyrese J. I put healthy in there to imply I don’t have any complications like those, although you can be healthy with them obviously
Now that its starting to kill more than boomers is scary
Overcooked is a great game, overcooked 2 on the otherhand... IS A MASTAPIECE
Seriously. The Hangry Horde is 👌
GemGoddes: *Sneezes*
Granolf: *Cocks gun*
That’s about how I would deal with it
Ok but why was that entire bill gates conversation so accurate
You should make a “things moms say” or “things grandparents say”
No
Dominic Gonzalez Sorry, I seemed to have lost where I asked for your opinion. Just kidding, have a nice day and wash your hands, lol
@@axxotics sure, you too. Remember to be safe out there!
Oh that’s a good point... every snow days gonna feel so underwhelming now...
id love to know how he got a girlfriend like that and how he affords that apartment
A family has been murdered when he got this apartment
Okay but you got really good at doing your girl makeup. And a new wig? You're going all out now!
I like how he said the virus name and everyone else on RUclips is saying “all the things going on in the world” and “the virus” because apparently it gets you demonetized 🤷
Right? I was worried about that but then I was like eh w.e
This was really entertaining. The highest compliment I am ever going to give in my life is thus: this video was so good that it stopped my hungry and adhd ass from continue to eat until the video was done.
That’s a very interesting face mask
i grew up in new hampshire and explaining the spoon and pajama snow day ritual to anyone makes me sound insane so i’m SO GLAD YOU MENTIONED IT
What introverts says during lockdown:
Nothing what did you expect? They are introverts
It's actually scary how accurate the egg one is....GET OUT OF MY FRIDGE GRAENOLF
Me:
Tom Hanks and his wife: have coronavirus
ME: WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
I love the point about wanting a snow day... here in Alberta, Canada we just went to school unless it was colder than -40° 🇨🇦
I open RUclips and see his face with a Victoria’s secret set on his goddamn face lmao
That tea shelf is a work of art
Who else is an introvert and is waiting for their country to go into lockdown
@Venom wow you contributed so much to this conversation
Thank God you were here to inform the people who don't give a fuck about you that you are infact "not"
Meee! I live in New York and everything is basically closed but low key waiting for the entire city to go into forced quarantine lol I’m an introvert too so I’m used to being inside haha
Lanurus who hurt you
meeee
@Lanurus You ok there? If you’re angry, there’s no need to lash out on other people.
3:15
Lmao the eggs! My guy we have chickens here for an endless supply y'know until they die
Skit or not, that thumbnail though 🤣
5:45 " and the government will be able to terminate you, *snap* like this"
Thank god!
sign me up!
The scene with the eggs and choosing something else to eat is literally me looking at my fridge right now. I’m sad. I’m suffering.
As a highschooler in New Hampshire, I can completely relate to the hopes for that much snow, in hopes for at most two days of glorious freedom.
22 seconds? Boy I haven’t been this quick since last night... sorry babe.
Oh my God we can't leave the house.
Introverts: We've been preparing for this time all our lives
this cheers me up so much, I'm going crazy because of the quarantine:((
same darling, same....where are you from?
@@poppyren8609 I'm from san fran
:( wbu??
@@midnightsunnn1850 From Paris :(
@@poppyren8609 stay safeee and if you need to talk to anyone I can add you on social media and talk:))
@@midnightsunnn1850 ooh that is so nice of you ♫ thank you, it go straight to my heart♥
lol that's awesome, I'm drinking OATLY as I watch this 😆
i confirm graenolf is great becuase he replies to fans tweets
im joe, i can confirm
Joe who?
The Great Gabe Joe Crumlish
@@thegreatgabe734 hahah
@@qwertyasdf4081 you are a kind person.
@@thegreatgabe734 no y'all
The snow day thing is totally valid in Wisconsin too. Now we have no school "indefinitely"
gf: *coughs
Graenolf: *loads gun*
He's so funny... I found him from the video, "Things Introverts Say." I don't know how to not be awkward either lol!
2:05 *1,800 deaths a year from icy roads*
covid in 2021 causing 2000+ in us *daily* O_O
I just saw your story and your girlfriends and I just laughed so hard I started to cry. You dancing whiling editing made my day
Now he's just showing off his apartment...
“This is the truth. This is the truth.” This is the plot of avengers endgame