I love him so much but like not romantically or platonically or anything. It's just weird. Like a natural thing that just fills me with so much adoration every time I watch and your videos feel so genuine and real.
i think he might be a maladaptive daydreamer. it’s when you’re able to daydream very vividly for hours on end. it often helps with removing yourself out of a stressful live situation. But you can get addicted to it kinda easily, at it can prevent you from living your life to the fullest kinda? idk it’s not that fun in the longrun from my experience
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
VOICE CRACKS ARE NOT CONNECTED TO YOU SINGING VOICE, your singing voice is the tone and style that is unique to you, voice cracks are caused by other things. Also I understand its a joke I just like talking about these things.
@@michaelmcinerney5620 I think he means 'relatable' in the context of a format. You can verb a noun up, if you're intentional and vice versa. And also, this form of meme comments do not follow the rules of grammar now, do they?
okay so I didn’t know what “oyfum” meant so, like the millennial that I am, I looked it up on urban dictionary AND THE TOP DEFINITION IS WRITTEN BY GRAENOLF
@@ndpd7695 I just looked it up: Oyfum A mysterious energy that has power over nature and human fortunes. So far it communicates only with Graenolf. If harnessed, it is believed to grant ultimate power. False acronyms are sometimes created to make sense of the word, but the act is in vain. I am on a journey to unlock the hiddenknowledge of Oyfum and empower my mind, body, and spirit. by Graenolf March 08, 2020
It's what happens when you perpetually get too little or too much sleep. You look like you could murder someone and get an insanity plea but you are like too chill to do it
@WoodPileDenmark 😹😹😹 too much sleep has the same effect as too little sleep. That's why I always look like I crawled out of a dumpster! I either sleep 3 hours or 15 there's no in between.
@WoodPileDenmark xD nah bruh. Shove me in a dark room with a pillow and blanket and skyrim and I'm the happiest lil donut that ever did exist. Me and my sleep depraved self slaying dragons and running all over tamriel because quests? Yes please xP
@@generalgrievous- I have no idea but I'm glad there is because that'll imply that RUclips/Google doesn't even know how to translate Oyfum if the translation is just Oyfum lol
@@bakemonsan6978 Thank You For This, I Don't Like The Number 69, It's Annoying, And 70 Is Just So Much Rounder, Praise You, My Dude, May Your Life Be Long And Joyful!
@@bakemonsan6978 It Quite Much Wasn't, Heck Whenever I See Something With The Number 69 If There's Someway I Can Increase It, I'll Do So, Because 70 Is Just Rounder And Hurts Less.
2:43 “youre a wholesome boi” “well idk about that---“ 8:30 “i cant date you; youre too famous for me. im just a wholesome boi” Whats the truth, good sir? 🧐🧐🧐
“You think i look like a raccoon, And yea sometimes i DO bury myself in peoples trashcan. So what?” Im on my way to the hospital after the coma i almost had from laughing so hard
He's way funnier than Kurtis. Kurtis' whole shtick is that he's completely chill, but he's like he's completely chill but also on the verge of completely breaking down.
@@Graenolf What is it about drawing women in so you can reject them that's so satisfying for you? This is the only thing that's surprised me as I did think you were a nice guy until this vid. Like I've seen you talk about only sponsoring people who are "good" to other people in real life, I'd like to think I'm a good judge of character, and this made me sick 🤢 bleh.
@@patray162 Not getting a date when you start talking to someone is one of the dangers of dating apps, though, and those women weren't emotionally invested yet, just mildly curious. Don't worry, I'm sure they survived and he had the right to choose not to date them.
@@gandalfsmom given that I was responding to HIS own description of creating an emotional appeal to then reject them for his own satisfaction... "Don't worry," I'm sure he is capable of reading his comments and doesn't need randos answering in godlike fashion for him.
You can pretend he didn't say that and just crush away, because wether he has, or doesn't have a girlfriend will not affect the truth that you will very likely never meet him.
Honestly though, it is really refreshing to hear that other people talk to themselves because sometimes I have conversations with myself about how crazy I am.
Saw the last comment on the South African farmers being targeted and killed. Yes, It's true and a huge problem over here that doesn't get the publicity it needs to put this to a stop. Thank you for putting it out there!
Just looked it up after watching the vid. The general underlying tensions sound very scary. Linda, what are the young people's reaction to this? Just wondering if there seems to be more anger among the older generations on both sides and more empathy among the younger populations towards this issue?
@@lulutwentytwo Like other wealthy and established African countries, SA is an old age home while much of Africa is a grave yard. This nation is symbolic of what happens when for many reasons, intergration doesn't actually happen. Things get complicated. Simple way of putting it is, 11 official languages in national anthem and most people don't know whose line is it anyway nvm what's actually said. We need to do better Before things get too complicated. Rn it's Laugh out loud frustrating. It'll take a younger generation of bigger and more level headed devoted South African folks living in an adequately developed nation to get past most of the issues that plague South Africans. Jmo
"... Ariana Grande comes to me and she's like: 'Huh, quite a party.' And I'm like: 'Yeah, quite a party.' And then I literaly pull her face and we start kissing..." WhAt ThE hElL aM i WaTcHiNg?
I like his "aura"/"vibe" or whatever you call it. It makes me feel all cozy seeing him talk in his blanket. My bf told me I have the same energy. I think he's Good at makingng babies fall asleep
Yo that thing you said about daydreaming hit way closer to home than I thought any of this would lol, I spend so much time making up random scenarios rather than doing anything else for basically anything, like meeting someone or doing something just basically anything at all.. So far none of them have happened yet but I’m hoping if I do it enough till cover all possible futures and one of em will have to happen!
he talked a whole minute about his daydream about dating Ariana Grande in great detail - this is not the content I expected to see when I subscribed, but it's surprisingly amusing
I honestly spend 50% of my day talking to myself about things that will never happen. Mostly them not even me being myself. I've done this since I was 4 or 5 but it's worse now that I've moved out. I realize I have a problem but I just don't see a need to fix it I guess.
You make me feel good about having dark circles. Seriously, i just look at you and go: He has dark circles, he still looks good. Maybe i have a chance too..... Thanks man☺️☺️
3:25 it's more wholesome than you think it is. When you realized you weren't that into them you moved on. There are people out there who would sleep with the person and then vanish.
I agree with Sophia. Also, I feel like your girlfriend is probably the same kinda chill person you are. Glad I found your channel for when I’m feelin like I need a friendly pick me up. Much love bruh 🙃✨🙏✨
Tom's of Maine has a deodorant "for men" that I use in the mountain spring scent (it kinda smells like citrus and cedar trees) and it only has 9 ingredients, almost all plant based, and the 2 ingredients that I didn't recognize are safe according to current studies. It doesn't work as well as antiperspirants, but it works well enough for me and I haven't reacted to it when I react to basically all skincare products and deodorants. It's also aluminum and cruelty free, plus sustainability sourced. If you're concerned about unsafe chemicals in deodorant it's definitely one I'd recommend since it works while being safe (as far as studies have found.) The website lists and explains all of the ingredients in depth, but you can also look them up and read studies like I did if you're still concerned :)
@@4nd3rzzon nah man. Deodorant is a definite must to everyone who sweats and smells a little when sweating. Showering and grooming are good but not when your sweat smells.
@@caseyhall2320 yeah everyone is different so I can't really speak for everyone, I can go day's without deodorant without smelling to bad, but I'm not doing anything to physical either of course
Being inteoverted is about how you recharge your energy, not wether you enjoy being with people or at parties. I can really enjoy being social, but it is tiring so I recharge by doing stuff like reading and playing solo-videogames.
He said "It's not gonna happen Gyaan!" Firstly, I dont know how to spell gyaan. Secondly I might just be the only one who heard that. Edit 1: Thanks for the like guys! And thank you for the replies so it is Guyon. Cool thanks for feed back! We are the keepers of the name!
For like the first five minutes of the video I was just waiting for him to hit the thing he had in his hand like it was a vape. But then I realized it is a mic...🤦♀️
@@Condemned782, that's actually not an effective counter since just before that he was talking about daydreaming about almost dating Ariana Grande and then he went on to saying he's dreamed about Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, however I would say that nothing in this video really gives any indication towards bisexuality or anything queer (the dreaming and daydreaming was more along the lines of having conversation with someone famous and it boosting his popularity, not so much dating someone famous).
Like this comment so that he'll pin me.
you can do it
Yeah I hope you get pinned bud
Graenolf CONGRATS
I hate people just asking for likes smh
69th like
It's like you're angry and high at the same time.
So true.
So hangry.
@@Ian-bf4yk hangry = hungry/angry.
y e s n t
Islarf ah yes but in this case it’s High + Angry = Hangry.
I’ve never heard you talk this normal
hmmm this comment needs more replies
Keanu Reeves Boi yeeeh
Ikr
Yeah that’s what I thought
Landon Loichtl Wolf ❤️🐺
I literally honestly can't tell ever if you're being serious or joking about anything you say and I'm okay with it
He's always serious.
I thought it was just me 😂
Same
I actually relate to him damn
Same kgsjpfs
Guy straight up writes a fanfic about himself and Ariana grande
Yo we stan
That’s just the definition of an Ariana Grande fan fic
I am a little upset he hasn't made it into a skit yet.
I love him so much but like not romantically or platonically or anything. It's just weird. Like a natural thing that just fills me with so much adoration every time I watch and your videos feel so genuine and real.
me with timmothee chalamet
@TheTree it's part of it
xzdehsk gkhjsjr4r chimney calamet
Sameee. I wish we were friends
Simp
Never thought I’d be entertained by 12 minutes of a guy talking into a microphone taped to a lightsaber chopstick
He's so inviting and comforting
Silent Wanderer yES. I know it’s one bc I have some😂
My sister got her boyfriend a pair of Vader saber-sticks.
Who would?
Thought it was a kids toothbrush...
"Why would people ask if he has a girlfriend, she was already in a video."
"... Wait, no, that was himself."
And she was very pretty
beautiful
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AND THEN I WAS LIKE WAIT-
It took me a full minute to realize he wasn’t speaking into a toothbrush
it rlly does look like a big glowing toothbrush doesn’t it 😂
Took me two
woop boop he isn’t..??
I thought he was talking into a makeup brush😂
Wait what is it lol
That Ariana grande daydream had the energy of dwight’s perfect crime monologue
FACTS.
I need to work with my hands, ariana grande.
Oh fluff, you right
i think he might be a maladaptive daydreamer. it’s when you’re able to daydream very vividly for hours on end. it often helps with removing yourself out of a stressful live situation. But you can get addicted to it kinda easily, at it can prevent you from living your life to the fullest kinda?
idk it’s not that fun in the longrun from my experience
@@opinionation571 maybe he has ADHD?
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
What's that from again? The Office?
@@gabbie3174 Dunder Mifflin, this is Dwight SCHRUTE.
wish i was as lucky as dwight 😔
identity theft is not a joke, Gabbie
Oh my
this man radiates all the right energy
"i hope im cute enough-" you are, for anything.
I've said this before and I'll say it again: this man gives me a DEEP feeling of existentialism in all his skits
hes baby
@Xeph Xen I could relate
Of course he is. When was the last time you saw an ugly RUclipsr?
@@loverrlee morgz
“I have a deCENt sINging vOICe”
He says, as his voice cracks multiple times in that one sentence
He does though lol
Check Guyon Brandt on RUclips
VOICE CRACKS ARE NOT CONNECTED TO YOU SINGING VOICE, your singing voice is the tone and style that is unique to you, voice cracks are caused by other things. Also I understand its a joke I just like talking about these things.
Damnnn 😩😹😹😹
if he became a singer i would love him
Graenolf: I had a mental breakdown *starts laughing*
Me: *Laughs in relatable*
Me reading the comment and laughing in relatable
You should have said *relatability for the relatable to fit in this context it would have to be a noun.
@@michaelmcinerney5620 I think he means 'relatable' in the context of a format. You can verb a noun up, if you're intentional and vice versa. And also, this form of meme comments do not follow the rules of grammar now, do they?
*laughs in cry*
*laughs*
okay so I didn’t know what “oyfum” meant so, like the millennial that I am, I looked it up on urban dictionary AND THE TOP DEFINITION IS WRITTEN BY GRAENOLF
It's called creating content
And what does it mean??
@@ndpd7695 I just looked it up:
Oyfum
A mysterious energy that has power over nature and human fortunes. So far it communicates only with Graenolf. If harnessed, it is believed to grant ultimate power.
False acronyms are sometimes created to make sense of the word, but the act is in vain.
I am on a journey to unlock the hiddenknowledge of Oyfum and empower my mind, body, and spirit.
by Graenolf March 08, 2020
@@rahma-qc4ww thanks
I literally did the same thing and when I saw graenolf’s name I died laughing
Graenolf’s daydream about rejecting Ariana Grande is a whole ass mood
Graenolf’s type of drugs:
• Knowledge
• Normal amounts of sleep
• Making sure he’s lifting and eating healthy food
Oh really now
Where can I get any of these please
Knooooowedgeeeee
That’s why he doesn’t get high
Sorry joke
he also said he doesn't take any
This guy is actually very pretty.
Edit: Holy shit! So many likes. Thanks everyone.
alexander yong it should be acceptable to compliment other dudes and you are helping to make that happen so bravo
I agree
He's really my type
It’s called charisma ;3
@@_calean_3958 it's called having a beautiful face
“My mom is fine, she’s English...” the way he said that was pure quality 😂
One of the most chaotic neutral people I've ever seen.
He seems unhinged... His eyes are too crazy for his chill demeanor.
Me when I have too much coffee😭
@@kiragin3398 Me every second of every waking day.
It's what happens when you perpetually get too little or too much sleep. You look like you could murder someone and get an insanity plea but you are like too chill to do it
@WoodPileDenmark 😹😹😹 too much sleep has the same effect as too little sleep. That's why I always look like I crawled out of a dumpster! I either sleep 3 hours or 15 there's no in between.
@WoodPileDenmark xD nah bruh. Shove me in a dark room with a pillow and blanket and skyrim and I'm the happiest lil donut that ever did exist. Me and my sleep depraved self slaying dragons and running all over tamriel because quests? Yes please xP
“That’s not a unicorn, that’s a competent driver, daddy” had me in tears
FrozenShadow 007 forreal i deadass screen recorded that part 😂😂😂
Using a lightsaber toothbrush as a mic
Classy
It’s a chopstick 😂
@@Graenolf One of my better stocking stuffers.
I thought it was one of the new collections of Harry Potter wands. Lol. That would be awesome.
Graenolf legit thought it was some sci-fi vape thing because drugs are an enigma to my pure mind, also props to you for owning chopsticks😂
Graenolf oooohh, that makes a lot more sense than anything I was imagining xD
Ariana Grande's new song: Oyfum
What that means
@@Undesignedd candice
Why even is there a "Translate to English" on your comment?
@@generalgrievous- I have no idea but I'm glad there is because that'll imply that RUclips/Google doesn't even know how to translate Oyfum if the translation is just Oyfum lol
@@rosesera2202 Right. The Urban Dictionary says it can't really be defined.
Huh, Just Realised He's Kinda Cute, Darn.
69...good for you...
IMMA RUIN IT
@@bakemonsan6978 Thank You For This, I Don't Like The Number 69, It's Annoying, And 70 Is Just So Much Rounder, Praise You, My Dude, May Your Life Be Long And Joyful!
@@rateeightx hey no prob mate...
I just wanted to be a jerk... May you be happy and prosperous too!! ( That is if that wasn't sarcasm)
@@bakemonsan6978 It Quite Much Wasn't, Heck Whenever I See Something With The Number 69 If There's Someway I Can Increase It, I'll Do So, Because 70 Is Just Rounder And Hurts Less.
@@rateeightx I get it, glad I could help you...
M8 we could be friends ya know...
He may not be wholesome, but he's boyishly handsome
DeathGodRiku So he’s just handsome.
you mean cute
Skwiizzii He’s not cute. He’s a pulsating muscular man with obvious dominance.
Obvious dominance. Haha
he can be cute or handsome, depending on your type
“Honestly give me some food and I’ll quiet down.” Oh, so like a toddler
Got em
Graenolf, you sassy wholesome raccoon! Our friendship burns with the fiery passion of a thousand suns! I can't speak for Oreesa though...
You’re that guy that I mentioned at that one spot.
Get Oreesa a birthday present! Are you seriously not using deodorant anymore?
How big are the suns though??
Graenolf so, I can’t wear deodorant because of an autoimmune disease. The trick is to use cornstarch baby powder. It’s a lifesaver.
Graenolf: "You know what my drug is?"
Me: "Ketamine?"
G: "Knowledge! >:3"
Me: *"Oh..."*
I had to look that shit up 🤣🤣 wtf
@@elvenroze2552 I know my drugs homie
Do I have a problem if I've known what Ketamine is since I was like 14.
@@noahrevan5452 Nah, you're a man of culture
@@sadiehannah2133 I don't see anyone here that asked
He accidentally slipped in this and told us his name was Guyon at 7:13 min (Guyon Brandt, actor, look him up).
That daydream about dating Ariana Grande feels like a personal attack. I have such stupid daydreams all the time
Maladaptive daydreaming?
Same except I wouldn’t refuse Ariana Grande in my daydreams because like... why would I?
My friends would be literally talking about an hour to me and I'll be daydreaming all that time
Same for me it’s Harry Styles instead of Ariana tho
2:43 “youre a wholesome boi” “well idk about that---“
8:30 “i cant date you; youre too famous for me. im just a wholesome boi”
Whats the truth, good sir? 🧐🧐🧐
Diana Lee ah ha
you can't handle the truth
You will never reach the truth
@@bzeffer *This is Requiem.*
“That’s not true, they don’t wanna talk to me”
“I mean I don’t wanna talk to them either”
Me, with literally everyone.
100%
same
Same
I read this exactly as the video got to it
dang, the speaking to ownself and spending 30% of the day just to daydream part.....
*I DO THAT TOO*
“You think i look like a raccoon, And yea sometimes i DO bury myself in peoples trashcan. So what?”
Im on my way to the hospital after the coma i almost had from laughing so hard
How does one almost have a coma?
Big Stromboli ....i-.... magic
Does that mean that he dumpsterdive?
Valle Paule most likely 😂
Lmao best comment here
Don’t do that “omg so many likes” edits please 🙏
he radiates the same energy as kurtis conner and i think that’s beautiful
But like, Kurtis' older sliiiiightly edgier brother
YES
Nah he’s more qUiRkEy
kurtis is more high
He's way funnier than Kurtis. Kurtis' whole shtick is that he's completely chill, but he's like he's completely chill but also on the verge of completely breaking down.
you explaining what you did on tinder is literally what i’m doing rn on tinder..
yeaaaaa we’re dicks
@@Graenolf What is it about drawing women in so you can reject them that's so satisfying for you? This is the only thing that's surprised me as I did think you were a nice guy until this vid. Like I've seen you talk about only sponsoring people who are "good" to other people in real life, I'd like to think I'm a good judge of character, and this made me sick 🤢 bleh.
@@patray162 Not getting a date when you start talking to someone is one of the dangers of dating apps, though, and those women weren't emotionally invested yet, just mildly curious. Don't worry, I'm sure they survived and he had the right to choose not to date them.
@@gandalfsmom your omniscience is astounding 😂 (and by omniscience I mean fantasy)
@@gandalfsmom given that I was responding to HIS own description of creating an emotional appeal to then reject them for his own satisfaction... "Don't worry," I'm sure he is capable of reading his comments and doesn't need randos answering in godlike fashion for him.
“South African framers are being targeted and killed” - you have a South African friend, or you read foreign news A LOT. Either or, I stan.
two* South African friends 🙃
Yesss, I'm so glad other people are aware of this issue
@@Graenolf Make that three !!!! :)
@@Graenolf make that three 😁
“South African farmers are being targeted and killed.”
As a South African, I appreciate this comment
I know right. Also, am I the only one who's noticing more South Africans in comment sections?
@@thehawkboi1640 we are evolving, soon we'll have the entire RUclips in our hands.
@@bebos3001 As a South African, I can confirm there is more than 1 of us here
As a South African I can confirm there are at least more than 2 of us.
As a South African I can confirm there are at least more than 3 of us.
me: wow i suddenly have a giant crush
graenolf: “my girlfriend”
me: D:
Yeah, same😔
No.
same lol
You can pretend he didn't say that and just crush away, because wether he has, or doesn't have a girlfriend will not affect the truth that you will very likely never meet him.
Emily Ables same :///
“No no no, that’s not a unicorn. That a competent driver.”
Honestly though, it is really refreshing to hear that other people talk to themselves because sometimes I have conversations with myself about how crazy I am.
Graenolf: No I’m pretty chill
Also Graenolf: *proceeds to make one of the most passively chaotic videos i’ve ever seen*
Alli E I’m nervous at how true this is.
Passively chaotic is the best way it could be described
Youve heard if Chaotic evil, get ready for Chaotic Passive
Chaotic neutral lmfao
this is the most chaotic neutral I've ever seen
Saw the last comment on the South African farmers being targeted and killed. Yes, It's true and a huge problem over here that doesn't get the publicity it needs to put this to a stop. Thank you for putting it out there!
: / I have quite a few South African friends and we’ve talked extensively about this. Very sad, indeed. Thanks for watching Linda
Just looked it up after watching the vid. The general underlying tensions sound very scary. Linda, what are the young people's reaction to this? Just wondering if there seems to be more anger among the older generations on both sides and more empathy among the younger populations towards this issue?
@@lulutwentytwo yip
@@lulutwentytwo Like other wealthy and established African countries, SA is an old age home while much of Africa is a grave yard.
This nation is symbolic of what happens when for many reasons, intergration doesn't actually happen.
Things get complicated.
Simple way of putting it is, 11 official languages in national anthem and most people don't know whose line is it anyway nvm what's actually said.
We need to do better
Before things get too complicated.
Rn it's Laugh out loud frustrating.
It'll take a younger generation of bigger and more level headed devoted South African folks living in an adequately developed nation to get past most of the issues that plague South Africans. Jmo
Petition for graenolf to make a skit about dating Ariana Grande
That is somthing I want to see!
ANGRYWOLVES it would get taken down for supporting child grooming.
2 things surprised me:
You're Lithuanian (same as me)
You don't know much pronunciation in Lithuanian words
But that's OK!
Ikr, I was shook when I heard that
oh mah gawd that’s so cool
Saaaaameee 😌🖤
ayyy Lithuanian squad
That surprised me too, but it's great that his parents emigrated from that lame ass country. I'll do the same.
"... Ariana Grande comes to me and she's like: 'Huh, quite a party.' And I'm like: 'Yeah, quite a party.' And then I literaly pull her face and we start kissing..."
WhAt ThE hElL aM i WaTcHiNg?
HAHAH WTF that's so funny tho
Art
Like a fanfiction 😂😂
wattpad would be proud
Fanfiction writing potential
him- “and yea sometimes i do bury myself into peoples trashcans”
BURY YOURSELF INTO MY TRASHCAN
me: **hears word Lithuanian**
*damn me too bro*
Went crazy when he started speaking lithuanian
I like his "aura"/"vibe" or whatever you call it. It makes me feel all cozy seeing him talk in his blanket. My bf told me I have the same energy. I think he's Good at makingng babies fall asleep
I thought this just said “he’s good at making babies” and I got very confused
natural blue me too
"I'm eastern European.."
Me: acting like i found my lost brother
Prekrsti se
@@panicattack8284 Svi smo sa istoka dosli
@@panicattack8284 southern are mediterraneans but you can be southern and eastern
Mila Spasić sup
Zdravo narode
Yo that thing you said about daydreaming hit way closer to home than I thought any of this would lol, I spend so much time making up random scenarios rather than doing anything else for basically anything, like meeting someone or doing something just basically anything at all..
So far none of them have happened yet but I’m hoping if I do it enough till cover all possible futures and one of em will have to happen!
Oh my god.. when you went “my eyes are dark I’m Eastern European” I FELT THAT
I got an ad that had a Roman warrior saying “You’re not invited to my birthday party.”
how rude
like how is someone so funny
Bc youre an annoying teenage girl
@jilly bean thx i try hard on my jokes
Cement Mixer thanks, i appreciate it
@Travis Crump haha thanks man i appreciate the support donate my patreon
Everybody:watches video
Me: looking at that damn good pillow.
Yo same 😂😂
Holy shit I just noticed it omg that’s a huge pillow
That's what I was doing the whole time
I now value Target as a reputable furniture store.
@@quesoquesadila6094 yesssss
"I'm definitely gonna choke on that" - Graenolf 2020
A pickle
hmmmMm
r/nocontext
That's what he said
you and your sister make me embrace my eastern european dark eye circles
Honestly they look cool and mysterious. Embrace it babe!
I didn't know you were half Lithuanian, I'm Lithuanian and I'm glad to see a youtuber that actually makes good content. Aš esu tavo tėvas, juokauju.
"You don't sleep well enough"
*me watching this at 1: 28 in the morning on a monday*
IM WATCHING THIS AT 4 AM
@@lordpotashmallow2443 forgot about this.. i fucked up my sleep schedule BAD. i keep waking up around 7-8 pm and going to sleep around 12-2 pm.
3 am
@@lordpotashmallow2443 weak, im at six thirty
Omg I literally just watched this at 01:28
Graenolf's appearance has evolved into a hobo pulled off the streets
Isaiah Hoeft well I mean he is in California. Fits the part
I think he's acc really good looking
Ever since that "encountering a homeless person" skit.
Yeah, but like a sexy hobo.
It's all about the hair, it's either hot or hobo
"Everybody has absorbed a twin once or twice."
He has spoken
time to absorb my twin
Fiona Stone hahahHAHAHAHA same
he talked a whole minute about his daydream about dating Ariana Grande in great detail - this is not the content I expected to see when I subscribed, but it's surprisingly amusing
8:52 "I've daydreamed about f*ng Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper"
😏
I honestly spend 50% of my day talking to myself about things that will never happen. Mostly them not even me being myself. I've done this since I was 4 or 5 but it's worse now that I've moved out.
I realize I have a problem but I just don't see a need to fix it I guess.
🙋🏻♀️
You make me feel good about having dark circles.
Seriously, i just look at you and go: He has dark circles, he still looks good. Maybe i have a chance too.....
Thanks man☺️☺️
Graenolf! You're absolutely right about the fact that South African farmers being killed (message from a fellow South African)
I'll pray for you, what's happening is nothing short of genocide.
Also South African. Just seeing someone recognize the issue from outside of SA is a great start
3:25 it's more wholesome than you think it is. When you realized you weren't that into them you moved on. There are people out there who would sleep with the person and then vanish.
I don’t know who you are. And I thought you were talking into a glass pipe. And I watched this entire video.
I’ve always loved you from afar
Doesn’t think he’s wholesome: *is still wholesome*
Me about to sleep:...
My brain: lets imagine 100 different, and perfect conversations, that you'll never actually have.
SuperLegolas66 brains: imagine actually being in love lmao
The zoom in when be said 'my girlfriend' killed me
YEAH WE'RE SHOOK
It happened as I was reading this comment
your local cherry same here haha
I'm Lithuanian and how you said labas, kaip tu I laughed my ass of😂😂
I agree with Sophia. Also, I feel like your girlfriend is probably the same kinda chill person you are. Glad I found your channel for when I’m feelin like I need a friendly pick me up. Much love bruh 🙃✨🙏✨
I hate that ik this guy as a youtuber and not just a friend or sum.
Tom's of Maine has a deodorant "for men" that I use in the mountain spring scent (it kinda smells like citrus and cedar trees) and it only has 9 ingredients, almost all plant based, and the 2 ingredients that I didn't recognize are safe according to current studies.
It doesn't work as well as antiperspirants, but it works well enough for me and I haven't reacted to it when I react to basically all skincare products and deodorants. It's also aluminum and cruelty free, plus sustainability sourced.
If you're concerned about unsafe chemicals in deodorant it's definitely one I'd recommend since it works while being safe (as far as studies have found.)
The website lists and explains all of the ingredients in depth, but you can also look them up and read studies like I did if you're still concerned :)
Shaving and taking showers also works no need for deodorant
@@4nd3rzzon nah man. Deodorant is a definite must to everyone who sweats and smells a little when sweating. Showering and grooming are good but not when your sweat smells.
@@caseyhall2320 yeah everyone is different so I can't really speak for everyone,
I can go day's without deodorant without smelling to bad, but I'm not doing anything to physical either of course
2:07
Mine is Skyrim Lore, specifically the Lusty Argonian Maid
Same
I Second that
I swear he has multiple personalities
this guy is so naturally funny. half the time i thought he was joking
Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll.
WhiterunGuard21 Go. Be some other guards’ problem...
Thank you for serving Skyrim so well
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
*Pickpockets your cloths and sweetroll*
The little boy Trisha 😢
Being inteoverted is about how you recharge your energy, not wether you enjoy being with people or at parties. I can really enjoy being social, but it is tiring so I recharge by doing stuff like reading and playing solo-videogames.
Not really
Yes! Someone educated in psych!
I’m the exact opposite I don’t enjoy hanging out with people that much but when I do afterwards I’m energized
@@Smoothsmoothie Well you might just be a lazy extrovert?
Lets get an F for all the people who actually googled Graenolf pendragon
Now I'm curious as to what it is
@@BigBangAttack-mt6pz guyon brandt
All my hopes and daydreams fell apart when you mentioned having a girlfriend.
Sadly true😔
Graenolf: **talks about if Arianna Grande were to write a song about him**
Me: **instantly starts thinking about words that rhyme with Graenolf**
He said
"It's not gonna happen Gyaan!"
Firstly, I dont know how to spell gyaan.
Secondly I might just be the only one who heard that.
Edit 1: Thanks for the like guys! And thank you for the replies so it is Guyon. Cool thanks for feed back! We are the keepers of the name!
Eye Jello yeah I heard it too. I hope he’s okay with his name out & about considering he uses an alias.
It’s actually “Guyon”
Guyon Brandt
Steve Rehmann if u google it you can see his name. I think he’s said it in an old video or something
This must be kept between us, we are the keepers of the name
"I'm a wholesome boi"
-Graenolf
Graenolf-"yea I day dream alot" and then he starts daydreaming
9:07 the way that smile and what he's saying go together.... That would the Story of My Life gif
You are weird: but in like the sweetest,cutest,funniest way( necessary weird). I clearly don't know how to put it into words,but yes!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
🤍🤍🤍📎🎎🩸⚱️⏳⏱🏪🏞⛩🖲
@@Graenolf 🧸🚲🦴👠🍿📟
"South African farmers getting targeted and killed" - got a bit to real there, bro.
i literally felt the eastern european dark eyes
I know!
most of this video was Graenolf daydreaming about Ariana Grande.
social anxiety being masked with humour = *BIG MOOD*
He seems like he’d invite you over to watch a tv/movie marathon and have a great arrangement of snacks laid out. A chill hangout person.
Why is this the most normal hes ever spoken yet also the most high
no one:
graenolf: you know what my drug is?
graenolf: 👌🏼
graenolf: knowledge 👁👄👁
For like the first five minutes of the video I was just waiting for him to hit the thing he had in his hand like it was a vape. But then I realized it is a mic...🤦♀️
Are you gonna suck on that or do i need to click to a diff vid... Been there
BRO, WHEN HE SAID THAT HE TALKED TO HIMSELF I YELLED "SAMEE" 😂 I ALWAYS talk to myself when I'm alone and I plan stuff that will never happen 😂
"Cause I had a mental breakdown and started crying HAHAHA"
"I've daydreamed about f*cling lady Gaga and Bradley Coo-" bisexuals graenolf confirmed, lol.
Sorry to rain on your parade but I think he was just using the word fucking as an emphasis, not literally daydreaming about having sex with them
@@Condemned782 I Guess We'll never know
@@Condemned782, that's actually not an effective counter since just before that he was talking about daydreaming about almost dating Ariana Grande and then he went on to saying he's dreamed about Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, however I would say that nothing in this video really gives any indication towards bisexuality or anything queer (the dreaming and daydreaming was more along the lines of having conversation with someone famous and it boosting his popularity, not so much dating someone famous).