When a quest forces you to be evil
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- Опубликовано: 14 янв 2023
- @Graenolf
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So this is when a quest forces you to be evil. These open world RPGs sure have some funny scenarios; others hard decisions that leave you guessing. For more gaming comedy check out my other stuff bye 
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So now I spend 30% of my week alone in a forest.. countdown until I get eat by mountain Lion ha
eughwh❕wrreh
A mountain lion here - big fan of yours. Told my family not to eat you.
@@PM-ut6sy thats a bro 🤝
@@PM-ut6sy ur a real one t y
You should record Skyrim again
Sorry mate, can't help you. I need that sparkly rainbow llama pet with droppings made of gold.
"Always... to the power of 2-damn much!" Is so clever and funny
I am actually always stunned by the creativity/wit, thank you Graenolf as usual!
I didn't get this joke until I saw it written down, thank you
I'm stealing this line and using it for the rest of my life lmaooo
pissed myself laughing at this
"Sorry, I thought it would be ok since you stepped on it first. But apparently, you don't weigh anything!" I love this line so much lmao. Love the little details you add with how perks change the gameplay
I recently (well like a few weeks ago) started playing Skyrim and got that perk, and hd a moment where I, walking over pressure plates, didn't weigh them down, but a floating enemy did...
@@Dacronhai Thus, you weigh less than a duck, and therefore, you're a witch.
I mean it's not that you weigh nothing, it's an animation limit for learning where to step and how to not apply weight to things, unless it is magic, then it is magic.
@@Dacronhai HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking Bethesda
THIS is how I felt doing the Skyrim quests. So many times I was like 'What the hell why is this my path?!' There didn't seem to be a lot of choice in that game it was just 'Oh you like these guys? Punch them. Oh you want the best for these innocent people? Kill them.'
@Caleb OKAY jayserpa's quest expansions are a godsend. There's also one mod that lets you fail Boethiah's quest and make friends with her former champion.
That's only how it works at most half of the time. You can do a good guy or bad guy playthrough and the only major stories I've found so far without a good guy lane is you can't take down the thieves guild. You can take down the dark brotherhood (assasins), the cannibals, the evil vampires. And all ov the good guy stuff you would do as the bad guy is self preservation like saving the world or stopping Mirak from hoarding all the dragon souls. Even for the minor missions there are an abundance of ways to play through them, whether it's changing from stealth to warrior, magic to archer. Sometimes there's even hidden paths where you can find an item or talk to a person for an optional mission path
@@Janoha17 jayserpa is singlehandedly CARRYING lore safe and immersive mod lovers
@Caleb OKAY Daedric quests have always been one sided since Morrowind. If anything, Skyrim added alternative paths for some of them. Learn to do a google search or shut up and eat your rocks.
Relatable, except I felt it when rdr undead nightmare required me to kill most of the big foot to progress the story.
And when gta 4 required me to kidnap some woman for ransom. Niko was less likable afterwards.
Sure killing an innocent dude is bad and all but... An ethereal sloth mount that changes colours bro...
🦥 🌈
Reasonable
You cannot take an Ethereal Sloth Mount... into the Netherrealm
Infernum manet' ... Salvum fac te ipsum
The real killer is when you find out that’s not the only way to get an ethereal sloth mount that changes colors depending on your mood 😅
How did you know I just played this exact quest in Skyrim 🤣🤣🤣
I hope you know you could kill all the cannibals.
What's that quest called 🤔
@@mckenziecroucher2082 it was something in falkreath i'm pretty sure.
I didnt even risk bringing anyone to the cannibals. I just killed them.
@@mckenziecroucher2082 Probably the one in Markarth. You talk to a priest about odd things in the dead body place and whoops! all the shopkeepers eat people.
"By the way Chester, did you know that this bow is the best weapon in the world?"
😄😄😄😄
yeah! after he got stuck with overweight, he learned a spell to weigh nothing - that is why he plate in the cave didn't trigger when he stepped on it
He probably use Chester as a bait for that too...
I suppose the torment be the fact the sloth mount wouldn't change color cuz whenever he rode it he'd be reminded of his friend and feel bad. So it would only be one color.
🦥⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️ lol
DANG
Also, the sloth is slower than walking pace because y'know, sloth.
I still never do the bad route 'case they always guilt trip you. It's ok to know you did and are bad, but in games they sudden give you the backstory of everyone you murder, their family, the dreams they would never archieve, etc.
Well I mean to be fair it would hardly be evil if you were only killing bad guys, just because you close your eyes to their tear wrenching stories doesn't mean they cease to exist 😂
but yea no I get what you mean, games love to conveniently make it almost too easy to stumble upon info like that, to the point it's often harder to avoid humanizing your victims. Playing the villain just isn't easy for people with a conscience, even with the lack of irl consequences it seems...
Do all the quests that are evil first, then do the 5 lawful good quests at the very end so you don't feel so bad, just like real life!
@@babowasalwayshere I have never run into any such info. That or I didn't care enough to recognize it as important info. Probably the latter tbh. Still it does suck that games punish bad behavior when the point was the choice in the game to do the bad thing if you want.
How often do you get background info that makes you question your good deeds? Not enough.
Just kill everyone...you are The purpose of their existence.
If you don't play - they don't exist. If you kill them all - they don't exist. So you are doing good job anyway... LOL
I always choose the evil route if it's possible.
This makes me think of Namiras quest in Skyrim where, yes, there is only one quest objective, but you CAN turn around and kill all the cannibals
And the priest gives you money if you do turn around to kill the cannibals after he is on the table and he survives
Never done namira's stuff what's the cannibal reward? Oh the ring maybe?
@@sirlezard670 precisely
True but if you do the quest then it gives you a ring that puts meat back on the menu.
I like how done Chester is at the end lol
“Apparently you don’t WEIGH anything.” I felt that. 🤣
I just did this quest recently. I took him to the sacrifice room with all the cannibals and locked everyone in the room with a "summon wall" spell in my left hand (modded VR) and started blasting with my right hand. I had a demon follower with me to take care of them also, as that seemed appropriate. I felt like the villain trapping everyone in a room and putting on the gas mask, but in this case despite the mass murder, I was the good guy taking out a cannibal organization from the inside.
Damn that’s the right solution right there
I have done that before, although in a variation, I once roleplayed a druid who despised the undead as perversions of the natural course of life. I did as Eola said and cleared out the undead in Reachcliff Cave; however, upon returning to her, I attacked her. After the fight, I dropped an amulet of Arkay on her body and let her whereabouts remain unknown.
One could argue choosing the ethereal sloth mount that changes colors depending on your mood LEADS to moral perfection imo
Solid logic
“ALWAYS, TO THE POWER OF TOO …DAMN MUCH.” What a turn, love that line 😂😂
that fucking string of drool when it cuts to the cannibal. that's some dedicated acting
I never got over killing paarthunax so I never finished the blades questline
“An ethereal sloth…”
“Stop right there, I’m in.”
I refuse to ever do evil things
"Do this evil thing for an achievement"
Okay just this once.
that's what quicksave is for
“How long have we been best friends?”
“About 15 mins since you hired me for 500 gold”
"Always to the power of too...
-DAMN MUCH!!"
To this day I've never managed to do the Assassin's Guild quest in Skyrim because whenever whatserface traps me in the hut with the three random folk and is like "IF YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, SOMEONE HAS TO DIE" I'm always so annoyed at being kidnapped that I go "I CHOOSE YOU" and set the folk free.
Kidnap me in the middle of the night and then try to get me to murder folk? Just wait one second while I move to the other side of the room and crouch...
Only disappointing thing is just how short the alternative Penitus Oculatus questline is. There's a lot of wasted potential.
@@thuranz2773
Bethesda are experts in wasted potential. Modders are carrying every game
“How many times do I put you in danger?”
“Always to the power of TOO DAMN MUCH!”
Bro this made me audibly cackle 😂
I am literally in the middle of the Boethia quest in Skyrim
it took me way longer than i d like to admit until i found out how i get someone to go up there with me xD i ran around the city and the outer houses for ages, talking to people, trying to get them interested lol
then i looked it up online and was like... oh... incl a facepalm ^^
I am too and I've been trying to get a quest from the Companions to rescue Nazeem in the hopes that I can sacrifice him to Boethia but I have yet to have that happen.
No you aren't. Skyrim is a video game. You can't literally be in a video game. Plz delete.
@@FalconOfStorms you must be fun at partys xD
Reminds me a Nuka world where after saving the commonwealth the sole survivor just goes insane and starts enslaving people
Little did you know the game was actually trying to play up the value of player choice, so it was entirely possible to complete the quest by killing the cannibals, it just doesn't show as a quest objective until after you've already done it. To make it your choice instead of just you following checkboxes.
Lmao. Even worse when you've spent the past 2 hours rescuing them first
You can't expect a man to know what "moral perfection" is without sampling both sides. Chester should be honored he became a stone on the path to perfection for his dear, dear best friend.
Love this 😂
Keep doing these skits Graenolf, they're hilarious and relatable when you're playing Skyrim
Well… time to go to markarth and force that priest to be sacrificed for Namira so I can get an enchanted ring
"hey lydia, touch that weird pole in the middle of the spiral thingy..."
That Boethia priest played stupid games and won stupid prizes!
But I still refuse to lead Verulus to the cannibals.
Reminds me of Fable. But divorce is apparently worse than sacrificing someone to make yourself younger
I know the real reason is that the devs didn’t add sensible values to the moral choice system; but your comment has me trying to imagine what kinds of mitigating circumstances would hypothetically make divorce the more immoral choice of the two.
"dont worry im a master necromancer"
Stretched to, say, a decent short film length, I could watch a series of skits of these characters-or others in this world and in this style. Reminded me a bit of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but updated to RPG/Skyrim humor, and I love it. 👏
Moral perfection? That is not what I said at all! I said "more into my collection". Yeah I totally said that.
Jokes on Chester, that arrow will just fall to the ground when released.
Perfectly evil is a type of moral perfection
Lolll true
Now I wanna play a game full of these moments but the reward for being evil is always much better for being good, then later you have to go through a redemption quest line whose difficulty is dependant on how many evil deeds you have done.
"Kill Chester" I see what you did there. Good reference lmao
"always to the power of two... damn much"
That is some of the best writing I've ever witnessed
“Always to the power of TOO MUCH” lmao
Lmao 😂 Chester is hilarious. “to the power of two damn much.” 💀💀
If I was Chester, I'd understand, that sounds rad as hell.
Same.
Ok maybe I go a *little* dark side for that banging mood cloth.
That's what dialing back to previous saves are for.
"By order of the Jarl, stop right there!
Hmm. I don't like it, but I guess I'll overlook it. This time."
Skyrim Quest: The Taste of Death.
Also in Skyrim if you do kill all the cannibals. You can’t buy anything in Markarth anymore because all the shopkeepers were cannibals. Also the priest never leaves the cave afterwards anyway so… better to eat him really
Just because it doesn't explicitly tell you with a quest objective doesn't mean there isn't another option. Killing Astrid is an option though the game doesn't tell you. In Cyberpunk you can save Takemura though the game doesn't say. It even affects the endings. The worst one is the Molag Bal quest since you can't even leave without killing someone.
In fairness, Molag Bal's personality is kinda making good people do shitty things as a show of dominance, I'm more or less ok with being forced into it
@@antarath517 If molag bal can just force people to commit murder wily nily whenever he wants then why does he already rule the planet? Like. There a million ways out of that situation logically. Just break the door down, use an illusion spell to calm down the vigilante... but noooo.
Fallout 4's Nuka World in its entirety
They always step on the spike stones
"I'm sure you'll be fine............
..........unless the evil route's quest reward is really badass, then you're on your own."
Me asking my follower to “hey do me a favor and touch the pillar of sacrifice ok; no don’t worry nothing will happen I just wanna see it light up” **pulls out the ebony blade**
Meanwhile Molag Bal quest in skyrim has no alternative outcome of telling "No, f*** off"
“Moral perfection, says!” Got my in stitches 😂
How the conversations reeeaaalllyyy go in Skyrim 🤣
You're on a roll! I'm enjoying all of these
I clicked on this video like “lol this is every Skyrim quest” and was not disappointed.
The "What does that mean?" at 1:16 seemed so genuine.
I may have made my follower step on too many pressure plates
Extraordinary rendition and elves two great taste that taste great together
Moral perfection is still achievable. Just farm positive karma for a while. Best of both worlds.
The snail mounts do be bussin tho
I need to see what RPG monsters who just stand around in dungeons are talking about while they wait for an adventurer to happen by
Thanks for the suggestion : )
That one Skyrim quest in Markarth lol
Achievements locked on evil quest
Boethia: This guy gets it
*console commands him back to life after*
It's been a while. I missed these skits! It's good to be back! The forest scene gives me a breath of fresh air
I’m on clouds rn but this is high art
That mount did sound pretty awesome
I'm reminded of a time I was hanging out with a friend while they were playing Infamous. They were playing as a good guy, but were doing the mission where you connect the two cities by lowering the bridge. We both thought this was a good idea, you know, uniting the cities and people in these troubled times. But no, as soon as he finished that mission his karma went down and civilians started hating him and calling him an asshole. We both tnought that that was pretty dumb.
I guess the dust men and red hoodie guys started fighting on the bridge and that wss bad or something smh
I'm enjoying these vids. Looks like you have a cool spot for filming them, too!👍
I love the irony in the fact that using Chester to further his achievements is still very immoral, thus, making moral perfection impossible.
Love all the Skyrim references
That sloth does sound amazing, in all fairness.
Namira, Boethiah and Molag Bal.
The thumbnail for this video is so good, I can’t even! He looks so saddened and helpless 😢
I literally just did this guest last night. Lmfao.
me trying to roleplay a high elf who's trying to wipe out all daedra worshippers
me when I loaded a save to undo my choice (a month ago) to join the assassins guild after refusing to murder an innocents wedding
This reminds me of elden ring, where in order to reach the god-killing serpent boss battle, you must kill your own allies.
progressing to the thieves' guild questline is such a chore. why the hell do i have to choose that shit drink black-briar over honningbrew?
this moment when you realise which game, which quest, which rewards, and what you need to do in the first 20 sec of the video. And also comparing everything he says to the quest and whats their difference
That sweet innocent look in Chester's eyes. I'd eat him too tbh.
another great banger from Greanolf keep up bro ❤❤
this is moral perfection selling out your friend for an MTX is a sweet deal
i'm sure you have the choice, just think outside the box
Boethiah would be proud of you
An Ethereal Sloth mount WTF that is huge
me getting the good stuff from the mirrormaker in the witcher 3. I deliberatly played the good ending where I safe the soul of the dude and the reward just wasn't worth it, soooo I went back a safe file, let him take his soul and got the fastest saddle in the game so I could easily win all the damn horse races. A soul well spend my friends
Like It doesn't even have to have an award. Just don't say that you failed the quest.
People who play good characters deserve this every now and then.
As someone who tries to play evil characters it's frustrating to be forced to do good things like 80% of the time.
Chester’s life and friendship or namiras ring hmmm
The nervous thigh jiggle jostle.😆
Sanguine gave me a staff for being drunk
The biggest enemy is.... puberty!
Gotta get that 100% cleared game run.