You just described every test pilot in existance. Normal Pilots OMG In 10 seconds were gonna crash, im dead, i love you dearest, kids look after moo SPLATTTTTT Test Pilot: OMG 10 seconds, i bet ya anything i can save this thing
I know! I can see the gears in his head churning as if he was working real problems in a what if this was happening to me scenario! That's a good pilot!
I for one am really disappointed by him NOT acknowledging the insane skills of the penguins recovering the aircraft! 3:34 From stall AND spin to perfect leveled flight (and with one engine on fire!) 7:52 Again stall and spin and he levels the aircraft at SUPER LOW altitude with a manuver easily pulling 20G... with NO ENGINES
He clearly hasn't flown this type of aircraft before. It is perfectly normal for the aircraft to lose both wings and landing gear as well as any other unnecessary components during landing to help reduce weight for shorter runways.
Now something that Hollywood didn't also get right is that those propellers are made from different materials. for example the propeller on the right engine is made from metal and the left one is made from wood. that's something we never see.
There was a captain that refused to take off until he had been served hot coffee cause his current one got cold, he wasn't reported cause the passengers agreed with his demand cause it was morning and the guy just had a quarrel with his wife.
Just after landing Skipper- "Kowalski, casualty report' Kowalski- "only 2 passengers unaccounted for skipper." Skipper- "Thats a number I can live with. Good landing boys." LMAO
When they launched that aircraft, with all of the aerodynamic lift of a die-cast model and it vanished into the jungle, I laughed until I thought I would get sick!
I love the Polish dub of this line, which unfortunately doesn't work well in English. In Polish, Skipper says: "Gently, as if you were kissing (a) sister." (plane hits the ground) "YOUR SISTER!"
@@jjfrenzy789 if your going to try to insult the people of Alabama, do your intelligence a favor and try and at least spell it correctly. Your comment has a *Translate to English* on the bottom 😄
😆 7:21 "when it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing air penguin", that's now what I always hear when the captain says thank you after every flight 😀
Skipper: Kowalski, casualty report. Kowalski: Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper. Skipper: Thats a number I can live with. Good landing boys! Who says a penguin cant fly. This was a few seconds later in the final crash scene.
@@mcgurban9946 they probably havent tried before, what we need out of this world is EXCUSES. Like stop saying "oh im a man i cant have babies" but have you really tried? Its so annoying.
6:02 To be fair to the movie, the flashing light was right above the fuel gauge, so if you looked at it, you would be looking right at the fuel level, so I don't think it's badly placed. I can't believe I'm defending Madagascar 2 for realism.
@@aviationdude1 I don't know why I'm defending this goofy thing, but the label could have easily just worn off, given the condition and age of the aircraft. It probably would have been on the oversized bezel around the fuel gauge and the lamp in question.
@@crazychris960 This also looks like it's a homemade/jerry rigged plane design, not something made by an industrial manufacturer following industrial standards, so design elements may be a little off from what Kelsey's used to seeing in a Boeing 747.
@@aviationdude1 my car's fuel light isnt labeled. its not even a light shaped like a fuel pump like some cars have. its just a plain orange light near the bottom of the fuel gauge and I know if it comes on that means I have about 2 gallons left.
@Help Im burning Elmo the plane violently crashed....kissing isn’t done violently, but fucking is..which is essentially why Skipped was alarmed because he just said to kiss the sister, not fuck her
This is again correct procedure for a stall. To increase airspeed in order to regain use of the wings, the pilot would put the plane in a dive, then level out once appropriate speed is reached. And note he leveled the plane off instead of trying to climb. Had he pulled up too much and nosed the plane upwards, he would have initiated a second stall - and without altitude to use to regain airspeed, the plane would likely have crashed. Note: this plane did NOT crash! The initiated an emergency landing. Quite well given the parameters too!
I like how knowledgeable Kelsey is on all things aviation! I would never know the flaps setting for that plane being launched via giant jungle slingshot! “60 is too high - should only be set to 40.” You teach ‘em Kelsey! 👍
The Gremlin scene is a nod to the Twilight Zone episode with a very young William Shatner. His character looks out the window of the plane and sees a gremlin tearing the engine apart, but he's the only one that can see it.
On smashing the Little Red Light: One day, while I was in the army we had a Transmission Chip light and Master Caution light come on in my UH-1. We were over a densely wooded area and could not land immediately as the emergency procedures called for. My VERY Sr. Crew Chief lean forward from the jump seat, removed the cover over the Master Caution Light, extracted the bulb and threw it out my window. He patted me on the shoulder and said "I fixed it, just keep flying" . When I asked "what happens if the transmission locks up?" He just said "Stop flying". It turned out to be a faulty sensor
I remember reading of the case of a Canadian bush pilot who had an engine failure. He was able to land the plane safely and radio in about his problem. Another aircraft brought out a spare engine to him. It was installed with only the most basic controls and no connection to the engine monitoring gauges. He took off successfully but having all the gauges sitting at zero bothered him so much he broke the glass in all the gauges and bent the needles to the appropriate angle and flew back to base a much happier pilot. It sounds crazy I know and is perhaps an urban legend. Anybody else remember this story?
I remember I think it was around 1986 I had to fly from Logan Airport to Tampa Florida. There was a hurricane coming in and they were closing the airport. To avoid the turbulence from the hurricane my flight going to Tampa flew out over Ohio and then came down to Tampa. They never turned off the seatbelt sign with good reason. That was one of the bumpiest rides I ever had. It was like going down a rutted dirt road 8n and a old pickup truck with no shock absorbers.
Not only in airplanes is it possible to absolutely terrorize your passengers while actually you have everything under control. Now you know why my old cars' passenger seats are as good as new.
I would recommend flying Air Penguin. They have such low fares and high quality aircraft, especially first class. I love their slogan, "When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin."
as an actual person who has been in an airplane I can confirm putting your arms up does make it more fun when hurling to the ground at 647 miles per hour in a large metal death machine.
Specifically, a large metal death machine that is currently being shoved toward the ground by the hand of God, after inexplicably losing all of its airspeed in an instant.
Some of the old prop engines would actually do that..... to say they could take a ridiculous amount of abuse is an understatement. For that matter, the planes of this era were (and still are) well known for being able to take ridiculous amounts of abuse, too. There are STILL a couple dozen DC-3s (a competitor to this plane, a Lockheed Model 14 Super Electra) in revenue service. Some of the stories about the punishment a DC-3 could take are hard to believe.
I´m a little surprised you never mentioned their speed. It was so high that the nose were glowing. Did´nt know this kind of aircraft could go supersonic.
Madagascar 2 = funniest animated film ever thanks to King Julien (Sacha Baron Cohen), as well as the penguins! 74 Gear treating my favorite animated film as a documentary ... Christmas came early :) So awesome how he stayed serious during the entire review!
"in case of an emergency, put on your vest and kiss your ass goodbye" yeah, that's pretty much what would happen, there are two type of flights, the ones that make it to the airport, and the ones that make it to the news.
Unfortunately, the Penguins are canonically illiterate. This is why they can't read the fuel gauge, and why the manual is pointless aside from smashing lights lol
The fact that you as a professional airline pilot is making a breakdown analysis about the Madagascar 2 plane scene makes me think you deserve more likes haha
Before your time, the gremlin on the wing is a reference to a William Shatner episode of the Twilight Zone where Shatner thought he saw a gremlin on the wing of the DC 3 he was on ripping at the engine cover.
@@geckoo9190 Only 1 structural failure so those 2 can count as 1 loss, 90% survival rating, or 92.5%, basically 93%, because one of the lost passengers enjoyed their 'evacuation'. Air Penguin is looking better and better. At this rate Air Penguin will have a 135% survival rating by the end of next week :)
Kelsey, you completely failed to mention that the penguins flying did an absolutely amazing flat spin recovery just a few feet off the ground. I want this penguin flying the plane next time I fly. He's better than Sully.
4:50 Gremlin on wing is a reference to a great old Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 20,000 feet" staring a pre Star Trek William Shatner - well I said it was old.
I enjoy. Your program. Very much I am a retired U S Navy cnn vvf çbhierf who was a Plane captain on an F 8 crusades surging to 59-61.the assisned pilot during that time was astorunat Ron Evans who was selected to Nasa in 63 ad was Apollo 17 with Cernan and Schmitt fof their mission.he was a tremendous pilot and role model. I was very blessed to serve with him..We were in contact with each other until he passed away passed away in april of 90. I have followed aircraft mishaps since my early in the 60s and finding it very interesting. While i was stationed with Ron E Evans he never had a major emergency or accident. He was great. Harry Jensen
Hey Kelsey, I bet when you were doing your commercial pilots licence and having dreams of being in the left seat of a Jumbo, you would never guess that you would, at some time in the future, be narrating the differences between a real life flight and a movie of a twin being flown by flight-less birds. That you took time to do this just shows what a great guy you are! I wonder how many of your flying buddies are taking the piss outta you for doing it? It must be the cause for a bloody good laugh - well done you! I intend to show my grandson this clip as he adores the Penguins. One day I hope to get him into my plane and take a flight with Pop. He is only 5 y/o at the moment but the day is getting closer. Keep up the good work mate; I’m looking forward to some more in-depth analysis on flying Penguins😁🛩🛩🛩
Really surprised that nobody has pointed out the fact that Mort being on the airplane wing is probably a reference to that one episode of The Twilight Zone
It is actually one of the top comments and posted 4 months ago. Hence why no one else is mentioning it as there's already a discussion on it. It got a smirk out of 74 but I don't think he caught it. Funny reference- glad I watched this video as I haven't seen Madagascar 2 since having watched that episode of TwilightZone.
The one with Shatner going crazy. "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet". I always thought it was amusing that they released a UMD version (Sony PSP disc) of that episode so, in the era before smartphones, you could watch a guy go crazy on a plane while you're on a plane.
That 'gremlin' on the wing/engine is a straight callback to an original _Twilight Zone_ episode, "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet", which was also used as the last piece in the 1983 movie.
Imagine if you use the manual to smash the gauge that reads malfunctions actually solved the problem. *BREAKING NEWS: PLANE CRASHES DROP TO 0%* Research shows that slamming a manual on the gauge can solve the problem.
@@alejandrodiaz848 ... not sure if you're intentionally being rude to the courageous pilots and passengers who nearly lost their lives or just trolling but yes- this is based on a true story much like Sully.
@@DoABarrelRol1l ah yes the true story, i liked the part where the penguins stole and dissasembled random tourist vehicles for parts to build their plane using a chimpanzee workforce. true documentary content right there
This is by far my favorite Hollywood vs Reality. Genuinely laughed out loud all the way through. Side note... The term gremlins started in the late 1920s amongst RAF crews based in the Middle East to describe irregular faults that plagued aircraft stationed there that didn't seem to affect the same aircraft when used in more temperate climates. It spread from there across the RAF and eventually into general aviation usage through the 30s to describe the cause of any inexplicable fault or accident. During WW2 the term became more widely known amongst the general public following a series of advertising campaigns exhorting workers to pay attention to detail and safety and thus beat the gremlins.
you learning to flying a Boeing 747 is the equivalent of me learning to haul 100k pound oversize payloads on a semi truck. I have a great deal of respect for you and the responsibility you hold on your shoulders
5:25 The red light is part of the fuel gauge and I know this kind of positioning without additional writing from German planes in WWII (BF109 and 110 for example). Fun fact: There is a part in the flight manual of the 109 that states that the light of the landing gear might be to bright and distracting in certain situations. In this case it is not recommended to hit them with the manual. The solution in the manual is to put some tape over the lights.
@@Vousie Well, it's easier to change the manual rather than the cockpit of every Bf109 in use. Could imagine it being quite annoying especially during a night Mission.
Saves money. I also have a piece of black tape over some red dashboard light in my car. I still get the messages, but I dismiss them quickly. 😁 It's a Fiat
@@Vousie A. There are car manuals for mechanics that actually advice percussive maintenence (a fancy term for hitting it real hard with whatever solid metal tool you have nearby. Usually a wrench works) B. The military in general has many sketchy manuals bc lets face it, military hardware goes out regularly with a fuck ton of bugs and issues. This was probably true even for WW2 germany as after production they didn't have time or resources to go back and fix it. Moral of B: If anyone ever markets "military grade" to you then run the other way. It means its way overpriced and probably the WORST product available.
there was a fuel indicator for the red flashing light and if you look closely it did show it was indeed empty. Also, the captain (skipper) was calm when directing the plane to land gently
I trust Kelsey, so if he says Penguins can fly an aircraft, then it must be correct! It is a documentary, after all. And he is a 747 pilot, and so he could not lie to us! :-) A really fun review, and well done keeping a reasonably straight face. It was hilarious.
This might just the best reaction/analysis video on the entire internet. And it is done on quite possibly one of the funniest scenes when it comes to animated movies. I LOVE IT!
You made this even MORE funny than it was originally written---if that was even possible. You were SOO serious each time you explained the issues, I just couldn't help laugh just a bit harder. Thanks and very very funny.
Even though this is an animated movie, the fact that you are a real pilot reviewing it makes it exceedingly amusing and entertaining. I do not know how many times I have come back to watch this one!
You forgot one thing. The unwavering confidence, arrogance even, of the Captain. He's not scared, and it's all under control!
he said just about that in his final words
😂
You just described every test pilot in existance.
Normal Pilots OMG In 10 seconds were gonna crash, im dead, i love you dearest, kids look after moo SPLATTTTTT
Test Pilot: OMG 10 seconds, i bet ya anything i can save this thing
He knows the drill: Communicate …. Profilate 🙄 ….. Surrogate🤔 …. Or was it aggregate???
I love how you are trying to be so serious on this one!
ya thought I would mix it up a bit
Hey Kelsey the penguins made this from a crashed lane the green light would have been salvaged from some where else
Honestly l kept waiting for him to crack up laughing!
I know! I can see the gears in his head churning as if he was working real problems in a what if this was happening to me scenario! That's a good pilot!
I for one am really disappointed by him NOT acknowledging the insane skills of the penguins recovering the aircraft!
3:34 From stall AND spin to perfect leveled flight (and with one engine on fire!)
7:52 Again stall and spin and he levels the aircraft at SUPER LOW altitude with a manuver easily pulling 20G... with NO ENGINES
He clearly hasn't flown this type of aircraft before. It is perfectly normal for the aircraft to lose both wings and landing gear as well as any other unnecessary components during landing to help reduce weight for shorter runways.
Maikeru Dabittsu 😂😂😂
If you reduce the weight, the aircraft goes very far, so that means that the DC-3 from the movie... Is it a woooosh, right?
ALFA757 Official Channel yes sir
Haha this was fun to watch and interesting to listen too, thanks and have a fantastic christmas!
@@znoorz thx, you too
This scene is legitimately one of the funniest scenes in any animated movie ever
I almost blew water out my nose when they hit the light with the manual
Now something that Hollywood didn't also get right is that those propellers are made from different materials. for example the propeller on the right engine is made from metal and the left one is made from wood. that's something we never see.
@@davidwarda5616they are stranded animals, they improvised
Movie: *turn on the coffee as a joke*
Pilot: This is accurate.
Everyone gangsta until the jokes are accurate.
There was a captain that refused to take off until he had been served hot coffee cause his current one got cold, he wasn't reported cause the passengers agreed with his demand cause it was morning and the guy just had a quarrel with his wife.
lmaooo
The British had & still have tea makers in their battle tanks. The main purpose is to heat up combat MREs though.
@@jonathantan2469 The American M1 Abrams tank also has a deep fryer installed inside
If you think the takeoff scene is unrealistic, you've clearly never flown with Ryanair
Madagascar had better landing then Ryanair
There's no way this is a Ryanair flight, they're landing too close to where they want to go.
That’s a good one
@@philipwhiuk Actually it could be Ryanair. They ran out of fuel and gave a hell of a ride to em passengers. **Flashbacks**
They had far too much legroom to be Ryanair.
Just after landing
Skipper- "Kowalski, casualty report'
Kowalski- "only 2 passengers unaccounted for skipper."
Skipper- "Thats a number I can live with. Good landing boys."
LMAO
Hahahaha
insert a relevant comment here
Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
@@crunchybro123 insert a relevant response to said relevant comment, but comedically subverting expectations
@@MrGun-gj5ix eoa
I love the way Kelsey is responding so seriously about the stupid things that are happening on board the plane.
I'm surprised you never pointed out that a penguin couldnnt fly a plane
That’s species-ist
Who says penguins can't fly? That is so specie-ist. I can't believe people like that exist. Everyone can be anything he or she wanna.
Have you ever seen one try? Pretty racist on your part man, not cool
"couldnnt"
@@fahadbutt3611 Ikr? a penguin could identify as an attack helicopter and be able to fly. People these days...
*When Madagascar has more realistic parts than Top Gun*
HMMMMMMMM
than*
I'm ded
@@UnboxingTVofficial this isn't English class.
@@Aa-zp5kn It's important to know how to use words.
Love how he didn't mention the slingshot completely fucking up the planes trajectory.
or that sling shots are used on aircraft carriers
@@macca3980 yea but not a literal one
@@fastwinggaming1498 It is what it is!
When they launched that aircraft, with all of the aerodynamic lift of a die-cast model and it vanished into the jungle, I laughed until I thought I would get sick!
I mean slingshots are used in aircraft carriers so its not far from reality
I love how the landing gear gives out after Skipper says "Kiss the ground like your kissing your sister!!!" 😂🤣😂🤣
SWEET HOME ALIBAMA
I love the Polish dub of this line, which unfortunately doesn't work well in English. In Polish, Skipper says:
"Gently, as if you were kissing (a) sister."
(plane hits the ground)
"YOUR SISTER!"
That plane really smashed the ground. Wait…
@@jjfrenzy789 if your going to try to insult the people of Alabama, do your intelligence a favor and try and at least spell it correctly.
Your comment has a *Translate to English* on the bottom 😄
I never kiss my sister even when she's having seizures 😢
"We lost engine 1, and engine 2 is no longer on fire!" - That's the spirit! 😂
I think its supposed to mean that engine 2 has no more fuel to burn so its no longer on fire.
I think it's not meant as optimism, but rather that the penguin thought the engine was supposed to be on fire.
Lol this joke went over my head over the course of times I watched this movie lmao
That's the only way to know the engine is working. It's on fire which means its getting fuel.
Yeah spirit airlines
well smashing the light is actually accurate there, just like you'd shut the master caution up after you knew what's happening
It's just like pressing buttons and flicking switches but with less steps
but the master caution goes "BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP"
LOL SO TRUE
in flight sims i see that light go on and i'm like fuck,what is it this time,so i just push it,annnd it goes back on :p
@@Rosa_AI Try resolving the issue first then press the master caution.
i love that he calls this film a documentary.
He was not calling that movie a documentary.
He was calling Sully a documentary.
Yes at one point he did call it a documentary
@@CaptinHoot51 8:28
Are you implying it's not?
😆 7:21 "when it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing air penguin", that's now what I always hear when the captain says thank you after every flight 😀
Someone needs to create some Air Penguin t shirts, flight crew outfits, coffee cups, etc.
Skipper: Kowalski, casualty report.
Kowalski: Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.
Skipper: Thats a number I can live with. Good landing boys! Who says a penguin cant fly.
This was a few seconds later in the final crash scene.
Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing
“Sir, I think we have broken all known laws of physics.”
“That’s fine, Newton is dead so who’s gonna stop us?”
*Newton is dead..*
**wHeeZe**
@@derpychicken2131 wait was that an actual line?
@@noahcarlton4625 - No, but it's funny.
I came here for a joke and I learned that Penguins are surprisingly good pilots.
For a flightless bird they sure do know how to fly
@@bullettime8760 but penguins can't fly
@@lolathebirb2618 Who says that Penguins can't fly
@@mcgurban9946 they probably havent tried before, what we need out of this world is EXCUSES. Like stop saying "oh im a man i cant have babies" but have you really tried? Its so annoying.
@@DauntingIsReal and when people say they're blind, do you lack vision? Or do you lack VISION
I’m not shocked that they crashed. Penguins are flightless birds.
@@deep470 still, those penguins from the movie can’t fly
@@feelthunder123 That's what they want you to think.
Daniel Pache The penguins from the movie can’t fly, but other species of penguins probably have a chance
@@rhim7937 /r/woosh
@@rhim7937 r/wooosh
😂 “Antartica, where penguins attend flight school…” Given these are flightless birds that has got be the funniest quip Kelsey has ever come up with.
the penguins are the best characters ever made.
Agreed. Wish they made more movies about them. Can't get enough of them
@@Mulukan57 they had their own TV series, but I don't think they had the same comedian writers.
yep, the penguins and the minions are phenomenal xD
@@karlelias I passionately hate the minions
Agreed.
6:02 To be fair to the movie, the flashing light was right above the fuel gauge, so if you looked at it, you would be looking right at the fuel level, so I don't think it's badly placed.
I can't believe I'm defending Madagascar 2 for realism.
Don't worry, I had the same thoughts.
The thing is, warning lights are always labeled
@@aviationdude1 I don't know why I'm defending this goofy thing, but the label could have easily just worn off, given the condition and age of the aircraft. It probably would have been on the oversized bezel around the fuel gauge and the lamp in question.
@@crazychris960 This also looks like it's a homemade/jerry rigged plane design, not something made by an industrial manufacturer following industrial standards, so design elements may be a little off from what Kelsey's used to seeing in a Boeing 747.
@@aviationdude1 my car's fuel light isnt labeled. its not even a light shaped like a fuel pump like some cars have. its just a plain orange light near the bottom of the fuel gauge and I know if it comes on that means I have about 2 gallons left.
When a cartoon movie is more accurate than a Tiktoker giving you an advice on how to survive a plane crash
I dont think this should surprise me because its tiktok
Lol
Tiktok is stupid
Ikr but to be fair skipper is a professional
@@cubeman9766 professional penguin
And Kelsey gets nominated for an acting award for getting through this entire commentary while keeping a straight face
“Like you’re kissing your sister”
*proceeds to slam the plane into the earth*
“I SAID KISSING”
No way did Skipper mean.......
Yeah I was wondering about that....
🤣🤣🤣
@Help Im burning Elmo I'm lost.
@Help Im burning Elmo the plane violently crashed....kissing isn’t done violently, but fucking is..which is essentially why Skipped was alarmed because he just said to kiss the sister, not fuck her
Sweet home -Alabama- *Antarctica*
"Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're kissing your sister..."
**plane goes full Alabama**
i think it went plaid!
I Say Kiss It!
I said kiss it not fuck it!
In Polish dub they changed this part to be funnier because instead of yelling "KISS IT" he says "YOUR sister!". XD
wait is it rico does have a sister ? WHAT THE ACTUAL f
I love how he treated this like a real review! He had me laughing the entire time. 🤣
That goes to show Madagascar did good research.
technically it is a real review
Funny thing is, this review had the most accuracies out of all the reviews I’ve watched so far lol.
Still better than Ryanair.
@@daCubanaqt All of Captain Hughes' reviews are 100% accurate!
2 years later and still one of my favorite of Kelsey's videos.
When they show Rico was intentionally diving the plane... I died laughing
The nose heating up like a spacecraft coming in.
And he didn't look much like he was going to stop nosediving if skipper didn't tell him lmao
This is again correct procedure for a stall. To increase airspeed in order to regain use of the wings, the pilot would put the plane in a dive, then level out once appropriate speed is reached. And note he leveled the plane off instead of trying to climb. Had he pulled up too much and nosed the plane upwards, he would have initiated a second stall - and without altitude to use to regain airspeed, the plane would likely have crashed.
Note: this plane did NOT crash! The initiated an emergency landing. Quite well given the parameters too!
@@user-gi2uh2vc6k Yup, pretty sure he would've augered the aircraft in...
Rico you had your fun!
I can see his face like, " *DONT LAUGH DONT LAUGH DONT LAUGH DONT LAUGH...* "
fr
Honestly, that was one of the best parts of the movie
"and the left engine is no longer on fire" xD
engine 2 is no longer on fire lol ok
Buckle up boy
@@dea_shadow33 dont look doll, this might get airy.
@@jan-andreasmeier5475 yeah its the beginning
...a good sign?
I like how knowledgeable Kelsey is on all things aviation! I would never know the flaps setting for that plane being launched via giant jungle slingshot! “60 is too high - should only be set to 40.” You teach ‘em Kelsey! 👍
Curiously enough, the gauge does in fact show 40.
@@xavier6130 until he taps the glass and it goes past 60.
You can tell Skipper isn't just a name. He's really ex navy and knows about catapults.
"when it comes to air travel, We know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for flying Air Penguin."
You forgot the closing quotation
And I forgot the period.
@@supercargamer8796 thanks
@@supercargamer8796 Aaand now she's pregnant.
@@Toxic2T That's what he said
lul
Skipper: “A smooch like you’re kissing your sister”
*SLAMS INTO THE GROUND*
Alabama pingu
SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES
More like Utah 🤣
Hol up.
Sweet home Alabama intensifies
"put on your life vest on and kiss your *POP* goodbye" OMG I HAVE NEVER NOTISED THAT
I never noticed the adult joke when the landing scene happened.
... and that's why they Hollywood'd it - specifically for that joke.
*n o t i s e d*
The Gremlin scene is a nod to the Twilight Zone episode with a very young William Shatner. His character looks out the window of the plane and sees a gremlin tearing the engine apart, but he's the only one that can see it.
the buzzer joke is a nod to the amazing comedy 'airplane' also... its a great scene
On smashing the Little Red Light: One day, while I was in the army we had a Transmission Chip light and Master Caution light come on in my UH-1. We were over a densely wooded area and could not land immediately as the emergency procedures called for. My VERY Sr. Crew Chief lean forward from the jump seat, removed the cover over the Master Caution Light, extracted the bulb and threw it out my window. He patted me on the shoulder and said "I fixed it, just keep flying" . When I asked "what happens if the transmission locks up?" He just said "Stop flying".
It turned out to be a faulty sensor
Lmfao. I'm waiting for Kelsey's reaction.
👁👄👁
I remember reading of the case of a Canadian bush pilot who had an engine failure. He was able to land the plane safely and radio in about his problem. Another aircraft brought out a spare engine to him. It was installed with only the most basic controls and no connection to the engine monitoring gauges. He took off successfully but having all the gauges sitting at zero bothered him so much he broke the glass in all the gauges and bent the needles to the appropriate angle and flew back to base a much happier pilot. It sounds crazy I know and is perhaps an urban legend. Anybody else remember this story?
6:15 Well they did use the manual, just not how it's supposed to be used.
Haha me 69 like
Wait. You mean that's not how the manual is supposed to be used?!
@@xaenon Y E S
Hold up now. Skipper tells Rico he had had his fun. This suggests Rico was pushing the plane down not that it fell when the engines went out
Pushing the nose down to gain manuvering speed is a thing....
@@ulfjohnsen6203 what skilled pilots! true airmen!
Without fuel planes become essentially gliders right. So it wouldn't have gone down so fast if rico didnt make it
The way Rico gets excited as he says engine 2 is no longer on fire kills me everytime 😂
That was Kowalski
I’m still confused, isnt that a good thing?
@@Oliv_gardennot being on fire means there is no more fuel for it to catch fire lol
@@bigboycomedyv2 but after the plane ran out of fuel, the engine was still smoking.
@@AWizardAndaMouse3432 what happens after a fire goes out and has no more fuel
The gremlin is a nod to “The Twilight Zone” episode where William Shatner sees a gremlin tearing apart the plane’s engine during a rain storm.
Why should I believe you? YOU'RE HITLER!
(Futurama reference.)
Also reminds me of the Simpsons reference to it with the gremlin on the side of the bus and Otto thinks he's talking about Moleman. lmao
@@DlcEnergy that is a nod to the twilight zone scene that he quoted but this scene is also a nod to a novel ( sorry i don’t remember which one)
@@Tesvoisins yeah i know. i said "the Simpsons reference to it"
oh what a coinsidence, i'm on a binge of the Twilight Zone, can't wait to reach this episode :D
*Kelsey, openly admits that while passengers are groaning in terror in the cabin hitting air pockets, they're up front riding the roller coaster. :D*
I was hoping that was a joke...
I remember I think it was around 1986 I had to fly from Logan Airport to Tampa Florida. There was a hurricane coming in and they were closing the airport. To avoid the turbulence from the hurricane my flight going to Tampa flew out over Ohio and then came down to Tampa. They never turned off the seatbelt sign with good reason. That was one of the bumpiest rides I ever had. It was like going down a rutted dirt road 8n and a old pickup truck with no shock absorbers.
Not only in airplanes is it possible to absolutely terrorize your passengers while actually you have everything under control. Now you know why my old cars' passenger seats are as good as new.
The way he takes this seriously makes the video both interesting and funny
I would recommend flying Air Penguin. They have such low fares and high quality aircraft, especially first class. I love their slogan, "When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin."
Skipper: A smooch, like you’re kissing your sister
Rico: *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Still, you shouldn't smash your sister that hard or she's gonna go to your father next time instead of you
@@janpribyla9817 I-
@@janpribyla9817 I am speechless
@@janpribyla9817 xD boiiiii
@@janpribyla9817 Talking from experience?
as an actual person who has been in an airplane I can confirm putting your arms up does make it more fun when hurling to the ground at 647 miles per hour in a large metal death machine.
Specifically, a large metal death machine that is currently being shoved toward the ground by the hand of God, after inexplicably losing all of its airspeed in an instant.
@@user2C47 correction, by the hand of Rico
I love how the engine is literally on fire and it works
Some of the old prop engines would actually do that..... to say they could take a ridiculous amount of abuse is an understatement. For that matter, the planes of this era were (and still are) well known for being able to take ridiculous amounts of abuse, too. There are STILL a couple dozen DC-3s (a competitor to this plane, a Lockheed Model 14 Super Electra) in revenue service. Some of the stories about the punishment a DC-3 could take are hard to believe.
It's just running a little hot
Just like my laptop
You’d be surprised man lol. Turboprop engines can take a beating.
Because most propeller engine design was during world wars I & II
I´m a little surprised you never mentioned their speed. It was so high that the nose were glowing. Did´nt know this kind of aircraft could go supersonic.
That wouldn't be just supersonic, it would have to be high hypersonic!
If something is glowing red like that while flying, that's not supersonic, that's HYPERSONIC, which is even faster.
That was actually a pretty good ryanair landing.
Stan Lem 😂😂😂
yeah considering how none of the passengers have their spines sticking out of their skulls
LOL
XxvincentgamerxX TV 21 ANGEL it’s a real airline bro
It can't be Ryanair, it's shown there are luggages on the plane
Madagascar 2 = funniest animated film ever thanks to King Julien (Sacha Baron Cohen), as well as the penguins!
74 Gear treating my favorite animated film as a documentary ... Christmas came early :)
So awesome how he stayed serious during the entire review!
I do agree with you
He didn't say anything about the recovery from the catapult
Quite possibly the world's best & only recovery from a simultaneous stall & flat spin at treetop level
AFAIK I see most pilots recovering fast from a catapult assisted takeoff from an aircraft carrier so...
Flight Sim 2020:
@@jacobrzeszewski6527 I wanna install a mod in Microsoft flight simulator where I can launch myself from a slingshot
I remember this movie made me want to buy sling shots
So I can launch my toy airplane from it
The plane: looks like a Douglas DC-3
Checklist: They don’t care about safety
Into Thunder storm: they don’t care about safety either.
"in case of an emergency, put on your vest and kiss your ass goodbye" yeah, that's pretty much what would happen, there are two type of flights, the ones that make it to the airport, and the ones that make it to the news.
and there is a third, the one that arrives at the airport and on the news
Usually not for good news
Frogot the fourth, also flights that make it into towers and news
@@larabrooks8625 bruh
Madagascar is one of my favorite documentaries.
Mine to.
😂
And mine too. From that film I've found out so much interesting things about wild animals.
Unfortunately, the Penguins are canonically illiterate. This is why they can't read the fuel gauge, and why the manual is pointless aside from smashing lights lol
Kawasaki is the most intelligent out of them. But i find it weird, even he was unable to read that.
@@AbhishekThakur-wl1pl He's named KOWALSKI.
@@xyzak47-pl LMAO
Yeah i remembered that so i let it slide
@@xyzak47-pl 😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that you as a professional airline pilot is making a breakdown analysis about the Madagascar 2 plane scene makes me think you deserve more likes haha
It's so funny how this is a movie for kids and Kelsey rates this like it's Sully 2 😂
Sully has no violence
Xamrus_GamingX ye
Yeah. I can agree.
We have lost engine 1 and engine 2 is no longer on fire
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@@pouletbidule9831 quote from the movie
Buckle up boys
@@JostVanWair ?
@@SirKolass The dude put a question mark as if he didn't know what OP meant so I told him that it was a quote from the movie
Before your time, the gremlin on the wing is a reference to a William Shatner episode of the Twilight Zone where Shatner thought he saw a gremlin on the wing of the DC 3 he was on ripping at the engine cover.
is that right? I didn't know about that.
And John Lithgow did it in the "Twilight Zone" movie.
Actually the gremlin on the wing goes back to the 1950s Rod Serling Twilight Zone show. The episode has been remade a number of times since.
@@74gear More importantly you didn't even address how many penguins you have seen working as pilots. As omissions go, that one is pretty glaring.
@Writer B.L. Alley Ok. Well it was still in black and white.
I love the gremlin reference from the original Twilight Zone. The writers of the penguins are some of the best writers that Hollywood has ever had.
Skipper: "You just want to kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you'd kiss your sister!"
Rico: **Slams into the ground**
Skipper: I said KISS it!
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!
It will take 6 to 9 years for repair
@@anuraagsaxena7942 Skipper: 69 years?!
@@TaurusToyVideos 6 TO 9 years, Sir
Me trying not to have a heart attack when Kelsey says pilots put their hands in the air while flying and experiencing air pockets!
right?
I’m surprised there’s not many talking about this. Lol 😂
he was joking or are you having a heart attack from laughing
8:30 “for dramatic purposes of this documentary” *cuts to next part because of laughing fit*
I like he refferse to Madagaskar 2 AS a
D O C U M E N T E R Y
This line alone brings me back here over and over again.
I love this video. The fact that you brought up Sully to explain the no Engine landing was awesome
OMG. That was hands down the funniest episode u have ever done! Thx Super K!
wow thanks Rob, really appreciate it.
Imagin having an engine failure.
This post was made by the gliders gang
Imagine not having anyfailures because you grounded
This post was made by the max 8 gang
LMFAO
Firerage Well there’s a reason they are grounded cause they *Crashed every time they flew*
Imagine knowing how to spell words correctly.
-People who stayed in school gang
Mohammad Furkan Mir I’m in the gang then
So your saying there is 50% chance i could fly in AirPenguin and survive, Well sign me up
They could walk away from that landing so it was a good landing :)
They also only lost 2 passengers so it's actually an 80% chance of surviving. :)
@@markwright3161 also im pretty sure one lost passenger really enjoyed the ride until it lasted
@@flashmanoz8543 Yeah, so it was really 85% successful :)
I think that only two didn't make it, but to the landing place because they were expelled by a window.
@@geckoo9190 Only 1 structural failure so those 2 can count as 1 loss, 90% survival rating, or 92.5%, basically 93%, because one of the lost passengers enjoyed their 'evacuation'. Air Penguin is looking better and better. At this rate Air Penguin will have a 135% survival rating by the end of next week :)
Kelsey, you completely failed to mention that the penguins flying did an absolutely amazing flat spin recovery just a few feet off the ground. I want this penguin flying the plane next time I fly. He's better than Sully.
“Pray to your personal gods this hunk-a-junk flies” is one of the best lines in any movie. Change my mind.
That is actually the last point of RyanAir's cheklist....
4:50 Gremlin on wing is a reference to a great old Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 20,000 feet" staring a pre Star Trek William Shatner - well I said it was old.
I remember this episode great one
My favorite episode of twilight zone
There was a great reference to this on an episode of third rock from the sun with John Lithgow. Well worth checking out if you need a laugh.
Oh yeah! I thought it was the Outer Limits, but Twilight Zone makes a lot more sense.
Thank you for saving me the trouble lol!!
"Just a small smooch, like you're *kissing your sister* "
*ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*
Don't worry he's reffering to the cheek
Right?
I enjoy. Your program. Very much I am a retired U S Navy cnn vvf çbhierf who was a Plane captain on an F 8 crusades surging to 59-61.the assisned pilot during that time was astorunat Ron Evans who was selected to Nasa in 63 ad was Apollo 17 with Cernan and Schmitt fof their mission.he was a tremendous pilot and role model. I was very blessed to serve with him..We were in contact with each other until he passed away passed away in april of 90. I have followed aircraft mishaps since my early in the 60s and finding it very interesting. While i was stationed with Ron E Evans he never had a major emergency or accident. He was great. Harry Jensen
You spelled Kentucky incorrectly. You’re welcome.
@@ivandphantom9028 Ass cheek :)
@@TRLTheRandomLab no
Hey Kelsey, I bet when you were doing your commercial pilots licence and having dreams of being in the left seat of a Jumbo, you would never guess that you would, at some time in the future, be narrating the differences between a real life flight and a movie of a twin being flown by flight-less birds.
That you took time to do this just shows what a great guy you are!
I wonder how many of your flying buddies are taking the piss outta you for doing it? It must be the cause for a bloody good laugh - well done you!
I intend to show my grandson this clip as he adores the Penguins. One day I hope to get him into my plane and take a flight with Pop. He is only 5 y/o at the moment but the day is getting closer.
Keep up the good work mate; I’m looking forward to some more in-depth analysis on flying Penguins😁🛩🛩🛩
❤❤❤❤
Absolutely hilarious that you maintained the "documentary" schtick. Thank you for this. so much
“Full disclosure I’ve never flown this aircraft so I don’t know their checklist.” (The words of a legend)
Really surprised that nobody has pointed out the fact that Mort being on the airplane wing is probably a reference to that one episode of The Twilight Zone
“Ah! Gremlin!”
@@thatoneguy609 yoooooo it's me
It is actually one of the top comments and posted 4 months ago. Hence why no one else is mentioning it as there's already a discussion on it.
It got a smirk out of 74 but I don't think he caught it. Funny reference- glad I watched this video as I haven't seen Madagascar 2 since having watched that episode of TwilightZone.
The one with Shatner going crazy. "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet". I always thought it was amusing that they released a UMD version (Sony PSP disc) of that episode so, in the era before smartphones, you could watch a guy go crazy on a plane while you're on a plane.
Before that there was already another movie, Falling Hare, with Bugs Bunny, which dealt with the subject
That 'gremlin' on the wing/engine is a straight callback to an original _Twilight Zone_ episode, "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet", which was also used as the last piece in the 1983 movie.
I loved this one - the genuine look of joy on Kelsey’s face when watching is heartwarming 😅
Imagine if you use the manual to smash the gauge that reads malfunctions actually solved the problem.
*BREAKING NEWS: PLANE CRASHES DROP TO 0%*
Research shows that slamming a manual on the gauge can solve the problem.
In related news, turning your stereo up while driving can fix all vehicles problems that manifest first with an odd noise.
Well it be the initial thought when a pilot is very eager to fly. (Or when the CFI invents another emergency in the air 😈)
I found a little piece of black electrical tape covers up those pesky dash warning lights quite well.
The red light was bothering them so skipper got rid of it
well, then i could be a pilot!
Ryanair interviewer: I have heard that you have experience in flying?
Skipper: Yeah here's some footage
Ryanair interviewer: YoU'rE hIrEd
😆😆
XD
This is the first ryanair joke I agreed xd
How many read the skippers response in his voice? 😁
XD!
"We know when it comes to air travel, you have no choice whatsoever." Lol
Everyone knows skipper learnt how to fly using an old Russian prop plane in Cuba during the cold war
I thought it was DC-3.
@@TheStarcoMarco Looks more like a Lockheed Electra; based on the tail configuration.
@@TheStarcoMarco yes it is douglas dc3
@@TheThunderbirdZero yeah
It looks like a b-25 Mitchell converted for passenger use
8:30 he actually called Madagascar a documentary
Exactly lmao, this dude is taking this shit too seriously.
@@alejandrodiaz848 ... not sure if you're intentionally being rude to the courageous pilots and passengers who nearly lost their lives or just trolling but yes- this is based on a true story much like Sully.
I think he was joking
@@DoABarrelRol1l ah yes the true story, i liked the part where the penguins stole and dissasembled random tourist vehicles for parts to build their plane using a chimpanzee workforce. true documentary content right there
@@dylanjackson7325 The actual flight didn't have animals- they're just actors recreating the event.
This is by far my favorite Hollywood vs Reality. Genuinely laughed out loud all the way through. Side note... The term gremlins started in the late 1920s amongst RAF crews based in the Middle East to describe irregular faults that plagued aircraft stationed there that didn't seem to affect the same aircraft when used in more temperate climates. It spread from there across the RAF and eventually into general aviation usage through the 30s to describe the cause of any inexplicable fault or accident. During WW2 the term became more widely known amongst the general public following a series of advertising campaigns exhorting workers to pay attention to detail and safety and thus beat the gremlins.
Let's not forget -- Gremlins from thr Kremlin 😂
you learning to flying a Boeing 747 is the equivalent of me learning to haul 100k pound oversize payloads on a semi truck. I have a great deal of respect for you and the responsibility you hold on your shoulders
5:25 The red light is part of the fuel gauge and I know this kind of positioning without additional writing from German planes in WWII (BF109 and 110 for example).
Fun fact: There is a part in the flight manual of the 109 that states that the light of the landing gear might be to bright and distracting in certain situations. In this case it is not recommended to hit them with the manual. The solution in the manual is to put some tape over the lights.
Finally I discovered that (light on fuel gauge) too after few times watching this video...
Wait, the manual *literally* says to put some tape over it?
@@Vousie Well, it's easier to change the manual rather than the cockpit of every Bf109 in use. Could imagine it being quite annoying especially during a night Mission.
Saves money. I also have a piece of black tape over some red dashboard light in my car. I still get the messages, but I dismiss them quickly. 😁 It's a Fiat
@@Vousie A. There are car manuals for mechanics that actually advice percussive maintenence (a fancy term for hitting it real hard with whatever solid metal tool you have nearby. Usually a wrench works)
B. The military in general has many sketchy manuals bc lets face it, military hardware goes out regularly with a fuck ton of bugs and issues. This was probably true even for WW2 germany as after production they didn't have time or resources to go back and fix it.
Moral of B: If anyone ever markets "military grade" to you then run the other way. It means its way overpriced and probably the WORST product available.
I loved this review, especially when he called it documentary 🤣
J CC r/wooosh
@ r/woosh
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It's hard to prove something is true, but even harder to prove it's not true!
@ How dumb are you
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Penguin Air Roster
Captain Skipper
First Officer Kowaski
Second Officer Rico
Flight Attendant Private
I like me some flight attendants privates! HA!
"for dramatic purposes in this Documentary" .. that was just pure GOLD!
best Hollywood vs Reality EVER!!
I respect him for actually taking the time to point out what is actually accurate in a scene meant as a joke.
I had no idea Madagascar movie makers went so far for a comedy animation to be so correct on flight procedures 😂
The accuracy is what grabs you as a viewer. It's a farce which is what probably drew Kelsey to it!
there was a fuel indicator for the red flashing light and if you look closely it did show it was indeed empty.
Also, the captain (skipper) was calm when directing the plane to land gently
This is plane land gently.
I trust Kelsey, so if he says Penguins can fly an aircraft, then it must be correct! It is a documentary, after all. And he is a 747 pilot, and so he could not lie to us! :-)
A really fun review, and well done keeping a reasonably straight face. It was hilarious.
Its obvious that the plane the penguins were flying was a 7 farce 7 and not a seven forty seven.
This might just the best reaction/analysis video on the entire internet. And it is done on quite possibly one of the funniest scenes when it comes to animated movies. I LOVE IT!
„The lemur was right.“
🤣 I can’t!!
"Obviously that was done by Hollywood for dramatic purposes of this documentary."
Absolutely classic! Thanks for the laughs.
You made this even MORE funny than it was originally written---if that was even possible. You were SOO serious each time you explained the issues, I just couldn't help laugh just a bit harder. Thanks and very very funny.
Even though this is an animated movie, the fact that you are a real pilot reviewing it makes it exceedingly amusing and entertaining. I do not know how many times I have come back to watch this one!
You should do a “serious” review of Airplane!
Concur! AKA Flying High
Yes, good call! Do it!
And find out inflatable pilots might not be real..no thanks!
Very good call!
There's always a person that sleeps through the whole thing😆
King julien is not just the king of madagaskar,he is the king of confidence,only he can enjoy his own plane crashing