YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO LIVE | Meteor 60 Seconds
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- You have 60 seconds left to live before a meteor kills the world..... what do YOU do!?
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The news anchor must have been very embarrassed when the meteor was nuked
So was the unites states government when the meteor broke up and still murdered billions.
Yeah I don't know know they call it meteor 60 seconds I mean it's a comet comets are large and meteors are small
Yea but it wasn’t real tho
True
Well the news anchor was fired
For a second, when the announcer was speaking, I was "OH SHIT, THAT SOUNDS LIKE JACK"
*Until i looked at the cam*
Leo Montufar same xD
Leo Montufar EXACTLY WHAT I SAID! EXACTLY!
DUDE ME TOO I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE XD
I was like whoa did Jack voice this
same
Side effects include: nausea, headaches, depression, anxiety, and possible death
People in the commercial: 9:08
I just died, thank you
@@user-ku7tm1ex7b you're welcome :)
Very accurate
99th like
No u
9:07 When a football player breaks 25 bones, in coma, and has concision
Cheerleaders:
i have watched that part like a billion times and it always makes me laugh
LMAO
IKR-
"what would you do if you had sixty seconds left to live?"
*I would go clear my history*
I would do whatever I want like Jack
Good one
Totally_Innocent would happen automatically at the end of the 69 seconds
I'd watch animal porn lol
I would rewind time by nine seconds so i could have sixty nine seconds instead because I M M A T U R E
*W H O G A V E T H E B A B Y*
*D Y N A M I T E*
Me
Check it in its pants
Jack when he was in the stupid Oculus rift
F B I!! Open up!!!!!
Yeah
The Meteor: "I'm gonna kill you all!!"
Jack: *nukes the Earth*
The Meteor: 👁️👄👁️
Lol
WRYYYYY!!!
XD
the meteor: well I guess i'm the new earth
Lololol
What you do when a meteor comes to your earth: just cry and wish its a dream
Fortnite Sn1per I would just take off my vr headset
In the US, we shoot the meteor away.
I’d just go to your earth instead
id just play theyre taking the hobbits to isengard and listen to it for the last time of my life
I would just have accepted my fate
"Man, the world is already over for me if this is the house I'm living in."
~Jacksepticeye, March 2018
He didnt say it in october
@@rochellefields9006
Damn it, I'm too used to doing that on newer videos.
Thanks for catching that. XD
Your welcome
I read your comment as he said it XDDDDD
@@cj.59
XD
0:19 *SOMEBODY FORGOT THEIR POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE.*
9:08 *OH THERE IT IS.*
Brennan Smith tru XD Thats funny
Lolz😂
Brennan Smith yup
16:17 the moment of realization
0:31 that news anchor voice was so good that I thought it was the actual game.👍
Same
@@MetallicGC Same lol 😂
well theres an effect
I love how he kissed the nuclear receiver
DAFUQ😂
???
Hit or miss
Karen took the kids huh
_ SauzySage _ oh shit I kinda really miss them
i Love you big baby by
You get a different ending if you stop the meteor without killing everyone. You can kiss one of the guys with the baseball bat to break the tank for the nuclear reactor and kiss the girl in the bikini so she follows you to the guy with the shield.
Rebecca Sheffey i
THANKS I NEEDED TO KNOW THAT
Rebecca Sheffey
When government says that schools will be closed ( 9:08 ), but you have virtual classrooms ( 0:19 ).
Edit: fixing the spelling mistake.
quite accurate
you've made me do the big haha i give you a gold star
Yep
good joke
Edit:
I don't know about what I am about to comment, but thanks to some likes I decided I will
make an edit on this reply, also maybe replies with edits are very rare around here
So yeah... you can say I am saying a lot of words here, its because it was been months
and people still read this, so Be safe out there... ... ... ... So what are you gonna play now?
Clashroom ?😂
"I'm gonna turn him into Timmy Terrorist anyway"
And one day he will become the future terminator too-
Jacksepticeye somehow finds a way to make a 1min game into a 20min video
Cuz there’s multiple endings.
Ik. It’s magical.
Don't question the power of the gaelic gladiator
Played 20 times
Lmao so accurate
When earth is ending
Others reactions 0:19
My reaction
9:08
Oh Yeah yeah you good fam
Nice joke
@@iuploadherebecauseimnotbuy7236 Joke what Joke?
@@unintelligible5886 what old man said
@@iuploadherebecauseimnotbuy7236 TYSM FOR PROTECTING ME FROM LE FANGIRLS!!!!
the commercial: side affects of this medicine include dizzyness, nausea, confusion, rashes, and death.
people in the commercial: 9:15
people watching the commercial: well fuck you news anchor because of u we die
coz he made them know they were gonna die so lol
Nobody
Jack dancing: it’s time to get funky
Oh you're a channel member! Cool.
Wow 🤩 neva seen that before
That child at 11:34 literally looked into your soul called you a boomer
If I had 60 seconds to live, I'd just watch "all the way" one. last. time.
Who wouldn't but we can't finish it
God or whoever you worship: *slaps meteor out of the way* DONT TOUCH DA CHILD
me to
Connor Diener same it’s fire 🔥
Yes
Why does this game feel like 2020 in a nutshell
Ikr like remember at the start of 2020 when a giant meteor came to earth and killed us all so relatable to 2020😱
cuz it is
@ARKHAMADNESS - not trying to be rude man but i meant the meteor was covide and the whole worl in the game was going crazy apologies for sounding condicending if i did lol
@@dorkunknown2883 yes
18:54 I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
For the sacrifice ending, you probably could have gotten back on the spaceship, before the nuke landed on the meteorite.
I've seen someone try it doesn't work
If you want a better ending, you need to kiss "Bat Boy", break the glass with a bat. Get the nuke, kiss the "Bikini Women", go to the guard, guard will love "Bikini Women", you get on spaceship, blow up meteor and get the "Hero" Ending
I’m not gonna like this because it has exactly 365 likes on it
you can't do that i have the game
@@jimwestbrook7711 now it has 410 likes, would you like it now?
god, I love robin's editing.
jordan vlogs and gaming
Stop promoting your channel
do watch my new funny video,........ ..... :)
Lauren can you upload a video?
jordan vlogs and gaming you litterly just wamt subs
Watching a giggly Irish boy dance is where the world peaks
Dam 2020 don’t get any ideas
New
That made me laugh so hard
5:42 - I love watching/hearing people’s reaction when they read this out loud.
60 seconds to live?!?! **rips off clothes and runs down the street screaming** PMA- what do you mean the world isn't ending? Shi-
Stupid Potato Hahahaha hahaha
🥔 why? 🥔 =potato
_The sound of cop cars_
Stupid Potato why Is this me lmao
Stupid Potato 😂😂😂😂
If I had 60 seconds, I would probably eat all the food I could without anyone judging me 😂
True
Løyal YT i was gonna say kiss my crush but food is also good
Løyal YT OMG me too :D
I'm still waiting for that giant meteor to hit us to this day
Dude
lmao jacks 9 brain cells when meteor come:
DO DO DODO DODO DODO DO DODO
Wow. Having the nephew there seems kind of random, but he's great.
If by "great" you mean "spawn of satan" then I agree.
AluminumDragon he makes the game
Boring
Nephew: ......boring.
Jack: ...DEMON!!!
News: You have 60 seconds to live
Me: Damn, I haven't finished my Minecraft house!
News: you have 60 seconds to live
Me: Damn I’m still single
Want to play Minecraft with me
Hurry make the house
News:you have 60 seconds to live
Me:but I didn't get all the golden guns on cod
11:00 she's just assuring her dominance
6:20 - Jackaboy got a Happy Ending!!
Mom: You're garbage.
Me: GEE THANKS MOM!
Sans'* also, ur profile is disgusting
dont talk back to me like that
@@ectoValentine it's a joke channel
@@weesaw6596 lol
Wow weee
11:56 Jack: Does everybody know they are going to die
2:00 Also jack: *literally kisses naked man running down the street*
Me: *no jack thats just his everyday thing*
Goomy2836 look at your grammar
wait you are owned BY JACKSEPTICEYE
Apple Slice 1 so am i :)
XD BRUH
Apple Slice 1 ??
8:05 "war hes changed"
Real life: 60 seconds left to live
Anime: 60 years left to live
Phantom_Wolf52 Hi!
@@fireyblazemaster3253 hi
5 minutes till this planet blows up
well that was a lot better than i thought it would be
[Cykoid] agreed
"Who gave the baby dynamite... Hes 5, who gave the baby dynamite" -jacksepticeye 2018
Me to
We are in 2019 but okay 😂
Daniel Andersen this was uploaded in 2018
This is 2018?
Oh geez-
I'm in 1987
What's up, old sports?
Jack: I know what I would do!
Also jack: starts crying
Sean: imagine if a meteor was going to kill us all
2020: write that down
We've made it this far
AYYYYY!! YOU JUST PREDICTED THE DECEMBER SPECIAL NATURAL DISASTER!!!!
Thats bigbrain right there
I think u could come back to earth after placing the 'nuke attractor' on the meteor and save the earth as well as yourself.
The Roasting Maniac It ends when you place it, right?
Jussi Marttinen Thanks for the info.
you have 60 seconds to live.
me: watches this video
Midas Silvius its a joke
Rockstar Miami but this video is 1,210 seconds long
But the only thing is. Its noy 60 seconds!!! Bum bum bummmmm
Can the meteor not hit yet I have nineteen minutes left
God: i’ll allow it
When school is cancelled because of covid-19: 9:08
When you realise that you still have to do online classes: 0:19
If theres only 60 seconds for me to live im not gonna go outside and stay in the house until i die
11:35 the nephew "boring"
11:46 jack "DEMON!!"
Me "hey how ya doing"
Pixelplays be quiet
At 11:46 he said EMON
At the demon part its FREAKING 11:45 NOT 11:46!!!
@@ljubisaapostolovic6151 bro chill
@@AlexDripz No you need to chill
News: A meteor is going to destroy Earth in 60 seconds! It can only be stopped with the power of *POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!!*
Everyone else's reaction: (0:19)
My reaction: (9:08)
Mine: 7:24 - 7:31
Beautiful!
My reaction: 0:01
Lucas C. v
Lucas C.
Extroverts: Ugh quarantine is so boring I can't take this anymore.
Introverts: 9:08
As a introvert I can confirm this
Introverts with families 0:19
@@Yannick__ LOLLLL
Your right quarantine is so boring
I am so glad that he can read some Korean language
hahaha
I was searching for this!!
He can even speak a bit of Korean
The nephew. He’s going places, probably to prison but he’s going somewhere.
Dude
@@shaunakennedy8578 Uncool
A garbage human?! I think you mean, *que Night In The Woods Reference* ... “A TOTAL TRASH MAMMAL!!!”
cue, que is Spanish XD
Meteor : Any last words?
Jack : (plants nuke) YOU AINT GETTING THESE KILLS
(the earth gets nuked out of existance)
Jack dancing was the best thing I've seen all week
18:00 XD “I sacrificed myself for the greater good. You better put a statue in my honor.”
I *sacrificed* myself. Not saved, but okay
@Harry LTS thx
What would I do with 60 seconds left on Earth?
.... Figure out what I'm gonna do for the last minute on Earth.
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus I would panic
*Just fucking panic*
Nyla Moore
But that's breaking Rule #1.
Don't Panic
15:54 I didn't think this doctor's last name was Kayaba.
In the other end of the room
"Wait, you we're going to have me in THAT?!? What kind of psychiatrist are you?!? I'd rather take the meds!!!" -Some PTSD-ridden 10 year old girl
"So, you're gay?"
"There are more sexualities than just gay and straight! Are you crazy? Bisexuality and pansexuality is a thing!"
"Oh! So you're not gay?"
"Of course not. I'm asexual."
Me: *chokes on bagel*
Mom: what's wrong
Me: *weakly* Timmy Terrorist
LOL.
Therealking Last lol
DID SOMEONE SAY BAGEL???
@@Endervulpe My man.
Sean: that’s our boy
*Destroys Earth himself*
Jack: Oh, well that was nice
Ok then
turns on nuke
DID I SAVE EARTH?!??!
blows up earth
....oh......ok then that works too
said Lisa from the Simpsons
Yep
Remember this
technically, the meteor would've blown up, shattered into loads of pieces, then re-constructed itself via gravity, and indiscriminately blew up the Earth
Who knew jack could stretch a minute long game into 20 mins now that takes skill
> 60 seconds of gameplay
> 20 minutes video
sjaustirni it wasnt just played once you know.....
its a joke u know.....
16:01 he says smart boy but what he means is BIG BRAIN!
Jago Hurley yes
Belaynesh Dagnew ummmmm ok
yep it’s big brain time
Big brain moment
7:43 to be fair we aren’t actually blowing up the planet
Sean kissing everything during coronavirus
9:08 when your mom checks you out of school early
Luv thst
XD XD XD ITS SO RIGHT
exactly
and im 100th like
More like 15:30
And then when u dance u kill a dog too 👁👄👁
if i had 60 seconds left to live, i would spend 50 seconds of it panicking about what i’m going to do with my 60 seconds. then the last ten for crying.
SAME
I would just start running, as fast as I can. I know it wouldn't help me escape. But it'd feel like I'm escaping, so I'd die full of adrenalin.
I would just call nasa
I would spend 30 seconds of it hugging my friends, 30 seconds of it saying bye and the other 30 seconds fighting people
And then the other 30 seconds watching movies
The girl chasing Jack instead of staying with her boyfriend, lol
8:54 here you go
5years old "...boring."
Jack " D E M O N!!!!!!! "
My reaction "😂"
Yes I agereed
I would calmly walk outside, strip myself of my clothes, stand on the tallest building around, flail my arms crazily, and scream extremely loudly and incoherently at the meteor.
I think you need help mate ;p
Dude You would never even have time to arrive at the top of the TALLEST building.....
1:05 : the tongue
Me: Junko? Is that you?
11:44 that part got me. DEMON!!!
"You have 60 seconds left to live" video is 20 minutes
Well that was fun, what do you want to do now with our remaining 40 seconds?
Wank ^^
Nicky h225 😂😂😂😂😂
Nicky h225 logic doesn't exist on youtube
Nicky h225 ikr
What if Jack kissed all the girls?
Steal-your-girl ending?
its the happy 60 secends ending its so funny
JetFreeze 711 thats what i said
JetFreeze 711 OMG YESSS
JetFreeze 711 kind of ur gf kills u tho
Yeas
The nephew is the best one, he supported the uncle and only didn’t like the ending once.
What I would do if I only had 60 seconds to live? I wouldn’t be awake yet
If I had 60 seconds I would listen to as much as final countdown as possible
"I'm not gay, I'm not straight" - Jean McSeptic
Im not gay, Im not straight Im trans hahahaahhahaahhahhaahahhahahha
? Trans isn't a sexuality???
dinostorm fucking idiot
Dinostorm _ 55 honestly who gives a fuck if you or anyone is trans cuz we sure dont
um uhh 👋🌎👆🍔👉🔫😔
14:08 just starts cracking his fucking jaw
2020: Another one for the apocalypse bingo.
Jack: "I only have 60 seconds to live!" *kisses everyone within a 1 mile radius*
Me: "If a meteor is heading for the earth one day, may I be near Jack."
I just want a hug from Jack
@@crackerjack0349 me too
When he realized he could blow up the meteor is price less
Strange Boy fr. I saw ur comment as soon as he realized it
Favrite scene ever
9:00
1:15 That guy reminds me of josuke
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
Doo door doo du!
@@joannecrawford3259 DOO DOO DO DO DO!
Dodo dun dun nun nun ITS THe FINAL COUNtDOwN!!!
Literally
DOOO DOOO DU DOOO DOOO DU DU DOOOOOO
Nephew : *stares into jacks soul for a long period of time*
Nephew : *boring*
Jack takes a long pause.......*demon*!!!!!!!!!!!
Joy Adair ii
Joy Adair *THAT WAS ME*
Joy Adair i
BEAST_BOY12 I was making a joke when the newphew said that and jack was like DEMON
BEAST_BOY12 gezz sorry ):(
Title: *”you have sixty seconds to live!”*
Video: *20 minutes long**
Jack: *haha content*
8:30 they blame him for biking Earth but gave a baby dynamite XD
Just because your trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot
lol
This is going to be my Senior quote
hell yeah
Exactly
If nugget only had 60 seconds to live he would hide in his hole.
read that in nugget's voice.
nugget hide in nugget hole and reveal all
Collect nugget,dispose nugget,REVEAL ALL...
Oh shit I ate a mcnugget yesterday or McDonald's nugets are fake?
Nugget probably has a spaceship tbh
2024 anyone?
Here
Here with you bro
Ofc💪💪💪
here
Me
Jack: I can blow up the meteor!
Everyone else: We know
When you keep on repeating Jack's slapping intro
*A B S O L U T E M A D L A D*
HarmonyVII Not as much of a mad lad as Dean...that fucker laid down on a floor
What if I played the outro 20 times in a row?
*HMMMMMMMMMMM*
Omg Im not the only one??
HarmonyVII Yess XD
HarmonyVII *JUST TOO MAD OF A LAD!!*
Jack in the beginning of the year "POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!"
*Three Months Later*
Jack - 0:19
AngelloHalo Lol
Meteor hits*
Jack: wh-
Ad:hello
Jack: G for violence
Me: *G E N O C I D E R U N I N I T I A T E*
@@r1aku (Facepalms) No you're not