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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
  • You have 60 seconds left to live before a meteor kills the world..... what do YOU do!?
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @straykaeru
    @straykaeru 5 лет назад +2075

    The news anchor must have been very embarrassed when the meteor was nuked

    • @jacobseed1502
      @jacobseed1502 5 лет назад +80

      So was the unites states government when the meteor broke up and still murdered billions.

    • @Bulldozermaniac
      @Bulldozermaniac 4 года назад +16

      Yeah I don't know know they call it meteor 60 seconds I mean it's a comet comets are large and meteors are small

    • @crruption4922
      @crruption4922 4 года назад +9

      Yea but it wasn’t real tho

    • @CallMeKarma339
      @CallMeKarma339 4 года назад +3

      True

    • @jahalvarez4533
      @jahalvarez4533 4 года назад +8

      Well the news anchor was fired

  • @kryptoniteleo123
    @kryptoniteleo123 6 лет назад +196

    For a second, when the announcer was speaking, I was "OH SHIT, THAT SOUNDS LIKE JACK"
    *Until i looked at the cam*

  • @kingbrian7785
    @kingbrian7785 4 года назад +896

    Side effects include: nausea, headaches, depression, anxiety, and possible death
    People in the commercial: 9:08

  • @fnuvnuduihiplayz9547
    @fnuvnuduihiplayz9547 4 года назад +451

    9:07 When a football player breaks 25 bones, in coma, and has concision
    Cheerleaders:

    • @ladder3067
      @ladder3067 4 года назад +13

      i have watched that part like a billion times and it always makes me laugh

    • @ImZhald
      @ImZhald 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @leroybobadilla8624
      @leroybobadilla8624 3 года назад

      IKR-

  • @lemon5309
    @lemon5309 5 лет назад +739

    "what would you do if you had sixty seconds left to live?"
    *I would go clear my history*

    • @alfordcopeland8589
      @alfordcopeland8589 5 лет назад +14

      I would do whatever I want like Jack

    • @user-fx4fp2nd2z
      @user-fx4fp2nd2z 5 лет назад +4

      Good one

    • @bryce34725
      @bryce34725 5 лет назад +5

      Totally_Innocent would happen automatically at the end of the 69 seconds

    • @UrPPhard
      @UrPPhard 4 года назад +6

      I'd watch animal porn lol

    • @MageNotMagician
      @MageNotMagician 4 года назад +4

      I would rewind time by nine seconds so i could have sixty nine seconds instead because I M M A T U R E

  • @trashreal
    @trashreal 5 лет назад +4560

    *W H O G A V E T H E B A B Y*
    *D Y N A M I T E*

  • @standard1703
    @standard1703 4 года назад +2567

    The Meteor: "I'm gonna kill you all!!"
    Jack: *nukes the Earth*
    The Meteor: 👁️👄👁️

  • @spoodrmanpog3772
    @spoodrmanpog3772 4 года назад +1683

    What you do when a meteor comes to your earth: just cry and wish its a dream

    • @CeeviOfFlora23
      @CeeviOfFlora23 4 года назад +46

      Fortnite Sn1per I would just take off my vr headset

    • @horatio1316
      @horatio1316 4 года назад +58

      In the US, we shoot the meteor away.

    • @sickgirlwren
      @sickgirlwren 4 года назад +31

      I’d just go to your earth instead

    • @whiderboss
      @whiderboss 4 года назад +6

      id just play theyre taking the hobbits to isengard and listen to it for the last time of my life

    • @potatosurfs
      @potatosurfs 4 года назад +6

      I would just have accepted my fate

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 5 лет назад +602

    "Man, the world is already over for me if this is the house I'm living in."
    ~Jacksepticeye, March 2018

    • @rochellefields9006
      @rochellefields9006 5 лет назад +4

      He didnt say it in october

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 лет назад +5

      @@rochellefields9006
      Damn it, I'm too used to doing that on newer videos.
      Thanks for catching that. XD

    • @rochellefields9006
      @rochellefields9006 5 лет назад +3

      Your welcome

    • @cj.59
      @cj.59 5 лет назад +2

      I read your comment as he said it XDDDDD

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 лет назад

      @@cj.59
      XD

  • @stonewoodstudios
    @stonewoodstudios 6 лет назад +426

    0:19 *SOMEBODY FORGOT THEIR POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE.*
    9:08 *OH THERE IT IS.*

  • @devil9723
    @devil9723 4 года назад +74

    16:17 the moment of realization

  • @dan4409
    @dan4409 3 года назад +163

    0:31 that news anchor voice was so good that I thought it was the actual game.👍

  • @karensondrini1026
    @karensondrini1026 6 лет назад +530

    I love how he kissed the nuclear receiver

  • @rebexxxca6727
    @rebexxxca6727 6 лет назад +204

    You get a different ending if you stop the meteor without killing everyone. You can kiss one of the guys with the baseball bat to break the tank for the nuclear reactor and kiss the girl in the bikini so she follows you to the guy with the shield.

  • @mikethegreat7194
    @mikethegreat7194 4 года назад +1562

    When government says that schools will be closed ( 9:08 ), but you have virtual classrooms ( 0:19 ).
    Edit: fixing the spelling mistake.

    • @slaythedayaway3283
      @slaythedayaway3283 4 года назад +60

      quite accurate

    • @notusingthischannelanymore8714
      @notusingthischannelanymore8714 4 года назад +53

      you've made me do the big haha i give you a gold star

    • @TheFiniteSillyGuy
      @TheFiniteSillyGuy 4 года назад +9

      Yep

    • @lhozo9007
      @lhozo9007 4 года назад +13

      good joke
      Edit:
      I don't know about what I am about to comment, but thanks to some likes I decided I will
      make an edit on this reply, also maybe replies with edits are very rare around here
      So yeah... you can say I am saying a lot of words here, its because it was been months
      and people still read this, so Be safe out there... ... ... ... So what are you gonna play now?

    • @sankaranarayanan7847
      @sankaranarayanan7847 4 года назад +10

      Clashroom ?😂

  • @SkylarDear_466
    @SkylarDear_466 3 года назад +91

    "I'm gonna turn him into Timmy Terrorist anyway"
    And one day he will become the future terminator too-

  • @issthebeastaboucham9316
    @issthebeastaboucham9316 4 года назад +443

    Jacksepticeye somehow finds a way to make a 1min game into a 20min video

  • @amigoconmigo
    @amigoconmigo 5 лет назад +1835

    When earth is ending
    Others reactions 0:19
    My reaction
    9:08

  • @NicBics
    @NicBics 4 года назад +16

    the commercial: side affects of this medicine include dizzyness, nausea, confusion, rashes, and death.
    people in the commercial: 9:15

    • @PROfessionaltrollers
      @PROfessionaltrollers 3 года назад

      people watching the commercial: well fuck you news anchor because of u we die
      coz he made them know they were gonna die so lol

  • @comradefunkytown
    @comradefunkytown 3 года назад +37

    Nobody
    Jack dancing: it’s time to get funky

  • @snigdharathore5056
    @snigdharathore5056 4 года назад +46

    That child at 11:34 literally looked into your soul called you a boomer

  • @drnub9365
    @drnub9365 4 года назад +799

    If I had 60 seconds to live, I'd just watch "all the way" one. last. time.

    • @jm-jb3fc
      @jm-jb3fc 4 года назад +16

      Who wouldn't but we can't finish it

    • @cherylvollen8426
      @cherylvollen8426 4 года назад +18

      God or whoever you worship: *slaps meteor out of the way* DONT TOUCH DA CHILD

    • @Rebleee
      @Rebleee 4 года назад +1

      me to

    • @heejjzdjsjajs6490
      @heejjzdjsjajs6490 4 года назад +1

      Connor Diener same it’s fire 🔥

    • @tanktopkid4789
      @tanktopkid4789 4 года назад +2

      Yes

  • @dorkunknown2883
    @dorkunknown2883 3 года назад +37

    Why does this game feel like 2020 in a nutshell

    • @arkhamadness-5065
      @arkhamadness-5065 3 года назад +1

      Ikr like remember at the start of 2020 when a giant meteor came to earth and killed us all so relatable to 2020😱

    • @MetallicGC
      @MetallicGC 3 года назад +2

      cuz it is

    • @dorkunknown2883
      @dorkunknown2883 3 года назад +4

      @ARKHAMADNESS - not trying to be rude man but i meant the meteor was covide and the whole worl in the game was going crazy apologies for sounding condicending if i did lol

    • @MetallicGC
      @MetallicGC 3 года назад +2

      @@dorkunknown2883 yes

  • @kevinplays8812
    @kevinplays8812 3 года назад +8

    18:54 I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures 5 лет назад +566

    For the sacrifice ending, you probably could have gotten back on the spaceship, before the nuke landed on the meteorite.

    • @ender7976
      @ender7976 5 лет назад +56

      I've seen someone try it doesn't work

    • @r-phammink6492
      @r-phammink6492 4 года назад +48

      If you want a better ending, you need to kiss "Bat Boy", break the glass with a bat. Get the nuke, kiss the "Bikini Women", go to the guard, guard will love "Bikini Women", you get on spaceship, blow up meteor and get the "Hero" Ending

    • @jimwestbrook7711
      @jimwestbrook7711 4 года назад

      I’m not gonna like this because it has exactly 365 likes on it

    • @zt7027
      @zt7027 4 года назад

      you can't do that i have the game

    • @alphagonomegarius5068
      @alphagonomegarius5068 4 года назад +1

      @@jimwestbrook7711 now it has 410 likes, would you like it now?

  • @laurasophie531
    @laurasophie531 6 лет назад +622

    god, I love robin's editing.

    • @colewygans1278
      @colewygans1278 6 лет назад +13

      jordan vlogs and gaming
      Stop promoting your channel

    • @funnytube4316
      @funnytube4316 6 лет назад

      do watch my new funny video,........ ..... :)

    • @zzzz_davy
      @zzzz_davy 6 лет назад

      Lauren can you upload a video?

    • @EGFZTTCK-pb7xj
      @EGFZTTCK-pb7xj 6 лет назад

      jordan vlogs and gaming you litterly just wamt subs

  • @furious2103
    @furious2103 4 года назад +76

    Watching a giggly Irish boy dance is where the world peaks

  • @dmittleman9757
    @dmittleman9757 3 года назад +7

    5:42 - I love watching/hearing people’s reaction when they read this out loud.

  • @ramblchat55
    @ramblchat55 6 лет назад +265

    60 seconds to live?!?! **rips off clothes and runs down the street screaming** PMA- what do you mean the world isn't ending? Shi-

  • @jessiei.3150
    @jessiei.3150 6 лет назад +214

    If I had 60 seconds, I would probably eat all the food I could without anyone judging me 😂

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 3 года назад +13

    I'm still waiting for that giant meteor to hit us to this day

  • @madpotatoe5184
    @madpotatoe5184 4 года назад +11

    lmao jacks 9 brain cells when meteor come:
    DO DO DODO DODO DODO DO DODO

  • @AluminumDragonRawr
    @AluminumDragonRawr 6 лет назад +226

    Wow. Having the nephew there seems kind of random, but he's great.

  • @skyhijinx
    @skyhijinx 5 лет назад +185

    News: You have 60 seconds to live
    Me: Damn, I haven't finished my Minecraft house!

    • @randomfunnessyay5885
      @randomfunnessyay5885 4 года назад +6

      News: you have 60 seconds to live
      Me: Damn I’m still single

    • @thedoodler8586
      @thedoodler8586 4 года назад +4

      Want to play Minecraft with me

    • @bradenhollis1655
      @bradenhollis1655 4 года назад +1

      Hurry make the house

    • @shibagaming7099
      @shibagaming7099 4 года назад +1

      News:you have 60 seconds to live
      Me:but I didn't get all the golden guns on cod

  • @tehanimeitor7947
    @tehanimeitor7947 4 года назад +7

    11:00 she's just assuring her dominance

  • @TheEyez187
    @TheEyez187 3 года назад +7

    6:20 - Jackaboy got a Happy Ending!!

  • @lunasansestruewife6315
    @lunasansestruewife6315 5 лет назад +697

    Mom: You're garbage.
    Me: GEE THANKS MOM!

  • @Goomy-wg3kx
    @Goomy-wg3kx 5 лет назад +424

    11:56 Jack: Does everybody know they are going to die
    2:00 Also jack: *literally kisses naked man running down the street*
    Me: *no jack thats just his everyday thing*

    • @rico89561
      @rico89561 4 года назад +1

      Goomy2836 look at your grammar

    • @rico89561
      @rico89561 4 года назад +1

      wait you are owned BY JACKSEPTICEYE

    • @seth4482
      @seth4482 4 года назад +1

      Apple Slice 1 so am i :)

    • @roeioe9337
      @roeioe9337 4 года назад +1

      XD BRUH

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 4 года назад +1

      Apple Slice 1 ??

  • @user-cz2cg6sr5d
    @user-cz2cg6sr5d 3 года назад +4

    8:05 "war hes changed"

  • @phantom_wolf5274
    @phantom_wolf5274 4 года назад +46

    Real life: 60 seconds left to live
    Anime: 60 years left to live

  • @Cykoid
    @Cykoid 6 лет назад +217

    well that was a lot better than i thought it would be

  • @kentonkyuubininefox9264
    @kentonkyuubininefox9264 5 лет назад +360

    "Who gave the baby dynamite... Hes 5, who gave the baby dynamite" -jacksepticeye 2018

  • @dogo110
    @dogo110 4 года назад +6

    Jack: I know what I would do!
    Also jack: starts crying

  • @barnabassantostefano8714
    @barnabassantostefano8714 4 года назад +14

    Sean: imagine if a meteor was going to kill us all
    2020: write that down

    • @thezootycooner
      @thezootycooner 4 года назад

      We've made it this far

    • @devildime3049
      @devildime3049 3 года назад

      AYYYYY!! YOU JUST PREDICTED THE DECEMBER SPECIAL NATURAL DISASTER!!!!
      Thats bigbrain right there

  • @parjanyadalal3014
    @parjanyadalal3014 6 лет назад +168

    I think u could come back to earth after placing the 'nuke attractor' on the meteor and save the earth as well as yourself.

    • @pingu9926
      @pingu9926 6 лет назад +10

      The Roasting Maniac It ends when you place it, right?

    • @parjanyadalal3014
      @parjanyadalal3014 6 лет назад

      Jussi Marttinen Thanks for the info.

  • @MC_QbanMissile
    @MC_QbanMissile 5 лет назад +644

    you have 60 seconds to live.
    me: watches this video

    • @Jmul447
      @Jmul447 5 лет назад +8

      Midas Silvius its a joke

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 5 лет назад +5

      Rockstar Miami but this video is 1,210 seconds long

    • @brendatitran2051
      @brendatitran2051 5 лет назад +1

      But the only thing is. Its noy 60 seconds!!! Bum bum bummmmm

    • @amandaraye4789
      @amandaraye4789 5 лет назад +1

      Can the meteor not hit yet I have nineteen minutes left

    • @leeisalive3206
      @leeisalive3206 5 лет назад +2

      God: i’ll allow it

  • @astrumnihilum
    @astrumnihilum 4 года назад +5

    When school is cancelled because of covid-19: 9:08
    When you realise that you still have to do online classes: 0:19

  • @Gordi69420
    @Gordi69420 3 года назад +8

    If theres only 60 seconds for me to live im not gonna go outside and stay in the house until i die

  • @alyssa2304
    @alyssa2304 5 лет назад +380

    11:35 the nephew "boring"
    11:46 jack "DEMON!!"
    Me "hey how ya doing"

  • @lucasc.3542
    @lucasc.3542 6 лет назад +4589

    News: A meteor is going to destroy Earth in 60 seconds! It can only be stopped with the power of *POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!!*
    Everyone else's reaction: (0:19)
    My reaction: (9:08)

  • @MaccaCheese
    @MaccaCheese 4 года назад +21

    Extroverts: Ugh quarantine is so boring I can't take this anymore.
    Introverts: 9:08

    • @kbecker3020
      @kbecker3020 4 года назад +1

      As a introvert I can confirm this

    • @Yannick__
      @Yannick__ 4 года назад +2

      Introverts with families 0:19

    • @ImZhald
      @ImZhald 4 года назад +1

      @@Yannick__ LOLLLL

    • @dag0981
      @dag0981 4 года назад

      Your right quarantine is so boring

  • @ReStart_Everything_From_Zero
    @ReStart_Everything_From_Zero 4 года назад +21

    I am so glad that he can read some Korean language
    hahaha

  • @victoriabolton2042
    @victoriabolton2042 6 лет назад +154

    The nephew. He’s going places, probably to prison but he’s going somewhere.

  • @Mr.SandmanInc
    @Mr.SandmanInc 6 лет назад +180

    A garbage human?! I think you mean, *que Night In The Woods Reference* ... “A TOTAL TRASH MAMMAL!!!”

  • @Cerise__
    @Cerise__ 2 года назад +1

    Meteor : Any last words?
    Jack : (plants nuke) YOU AINT GETTING THESE KILLS
    (the earth gets nuked out of existance)

  • @Clovis_Rose
    @Clovis_Rose 3 года назад +4

    Jack dancing was the best thing I've seen all week

  • @wasp1741
    @wasp1741 5 лет назад +59

    18:00 XD “I sacrificed myself for the greater good. You better put a statue in my honor.”

    • @harrylts
      @harrylts 5 лет назад +2

      I *sacrificed* myself. Not saved, but okay

    • @wasp1741
      @wasp1741 5 лет назад

      @Harry LTS thx

  • @SolstaceWinters
    @SolstaceWinters 6 лет назад +96

    What would I do with 60 seconds left on Earth?
    .... Figure out what I'm gonna do for the last minute on Earth.

    • @nylamoore6292
      @nylamoore6292 6 лет назад +2

      ChaosSorceror_Davidicus I would panic
      *Just fucking panic*

    • @PrinceLeviathan
      @PrinceLeviathan 6 лет назад

      Nyla Moore
      But that's breaking Rule #1.
      Don't Panic

  • @martinmethod427
    @martinmethod427 2 года назад +1

    15:54 I didn't think this doctor's last name was Kayaba.
    In the other end of the room
    "Wait, you we're going to have me in THAT?!? What kind of psychiatrist are you?!? I'd rather take the meds!!!" -Some PTSD-ridden 10 year old girl

  • @cojec
    @cojec 3 года назад +14

    "So, you're gay?"
    "There are more sexualities than just gay and straight! Are you crazy? Bisexuality and pansexuality is a thing!"
    "Oh! So you're not gay?"
    "Of course not. I'm asexual."

  • @podunkiguana595
    @podunkiguana595 6 лет назад +335

    Me: *chokes on bagel*
    Mom: what's wrong
    Me: *weakly* Timmy Terrorist

  • @chanel1222
    @chanel1222 5 лет назад +191

    *Destroys Earth himself*
    Jack: Oh, well that was nice
    Ok then

  • @monikagalinski7605
    @monikagalinski7605 3 года назад +2

    technically, the meteor would've blown up, shattered into loads of pieces, then re-constructed itself via gravity, and indiscriminately blew up the Earth

  • @hninkel5993
    @hninkel5993 4 года назад +3

    Who knew jack could stretch a minute long game into 20 mins now that takes skill

  • @sjaustirni1678
    @sjaustirni1678 6 лет назад +278

    > 60 seconds of gameplay
    > 20 minutes video

  • @jagohurley9288
    @jagohurley9288 5 лет назад +293

    16:01 he says smart boy but what he means is BIG BRAIN!

  • @larniieplayz6285
    @larniieplayz6285 4 года назад +5

    7:43 to be fair we aren’t actually blowing up the planet

  • @tryit7855
    @tryit7855 4 года назад +9

    Sean kissing everything during coronavirus

  • @MaddieEllas
    @MaddieEllas 5 лет назад +115

    9:08 when your mom checks you out of school early

    • @jv-fc7zj
      @jv-fc7zj 4 года назад +2

      Luv thst

    • @roeioe9337
      @roeioe9337 4 года назад +1

      XD XD XD ITS SO RIGHT

    • @ladder3067
      @ladder3067 4 года назад

      exactly
      and im 100th like

    • @ba2.0T
      @ba2.0T 4 года назад +2

      More like 15:30

    • @flushed834
      @flushed834 4 года назад

      And then when u dance u kill a dog too 👁👄👁

  • @mikaylam3952
    @mikaylam3952 6 лет назад +89

    if i had 60 seconds left to live, i would spend 50 seconds of it panicking about what i’m going to do with my 60 seconds. then the last ten for crying.

    • @rbmac110
      @rbmac110 6 лет назад

      SAME

    • @mycelium9629
      @mycelium9629 6 лет назад +1

      I would just start running, as fast as I can. I know it wouldn't help me escape. But it'd feel like I'm escaping, so I'd die full of adrenalin.

    • @Nyqn_cat
      @Nyqn_cat 6 лет назад

      I would just call nasa

    • @dankay2697
      @dankay2697 6 лет назад +1

      I would spend 30 seconds of it hugging my friends, 30 seconds of it saying bye and the other 30 seconds fighting people

    • @saltydorito7801
      @saltydorito7801 6 лет назад +1

      And then the other 30 seconds watching movies

  • @Samuva_2002
    @Samuva_2002 4 года назад +45

    The girl chasing Jack instead of staying with her boyfriend, lol

  • @cheese3688
    @cheese3688 4 года назад +4

    8:54 here you go

  • @charliehinckley-tutter8071
    @charliehinckley-tutter8071 4 года назад +93

    5years old "...boring."
    Jack " D E M O N!!!!!!! "
    My reaction "😂"

  • @MrFranz-cx2dy
    @MrFranz-cx2dy 6 лет назад +50

    I would calmly walk outside, strip myself of my clothes, stand on the tallest building around, flail my arms crazily, and scream extremely loudly and incoherently at the meteor.

    • @Daliggowski
      @Daliggowski 6 лет назад +1

      I think you need help mate ;p

    • @zavosk
      @zavosk 6 лет назад +3

      Dude You would never even have time to arrive at the top of the TALLEST building.....

  • @slimee.
    @slimee. 3 года назад +3

    1:05 : the tongue
    Me: Junko? Is that you?

  • @MrEndersonXLTT
    @MrEndersonXLTT 4 года назад +3

    11:44 that part got me. DEMON!!!

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 6 лет назад +3084

    "You have 60 seconds left to live" video is 20 minutes

    • @experiment0789
      @experiment0789 6 лет назад +64

      Well that was fun, what do you want to do now with our remaining 40 seconds?

    • @adzboyzz845
      @adzboyzz845 6 лет назад +25

      Wank ^^

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 6 лет назад +6

      Nicky h225 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robokeeffe3059
      @robokeeffe3059 6 лет назад +19

      Nicky h225 logic doesn't exist on youtube

    • @dennisvvv7700
      @dennisvvv7700 6 лет назад +6

      Nicky h225 ikr

  • @jet711
    @jet711 6 лет назад +295

    What if Jack kissed all the girls?
    Steal-your-girl ending?

  • @lukadacat572
    @lukadacat572 2 года назад

    The nephew is the best one, he supported the uncle and only didn’t like the ending once.

  • @PAR4SIT3
    @PAR4SIT3 4 года назад +4

    What I would do if I only had 60 seconds to live? I wouldn’t be awake yet

  • @chadtiffner409
    @chadtiffner409 6 лет назад +43

    If I had 60 seconds I would listen to as much as final countdown as possible

  • @hiimsoul
    @hiimsoul 6 лет назад +317

    "I'm not gay, I'm not straight" - Jean McSeptic

    • @dinostorm360
      @dinostorm360 6 лет назад +5

      Im not gay, Im not straight Im trans hahahaahhahaahhahhaahahhahahha

    • @AtomicHaven
      @AtomicHaven 6 лет назад +27

      ? Trans isn't a sexuality???

    • @vndlz7032
      @vndlz7032 6 лет назад +6

      dinostorm fucking idiot

    • @Xenomnipotent
      @Xenomnipotent 6 лет назад

      Dinostorm _ 55 honestly who gives a fuck if you or anyone is trans cuz we sure dont

    • @calicoham
      @calicoham 6 лет назад +1

      um uhh 👋🌎👆🍔👉🔫😔

  • @dakotawomble5556
    @dakotawomble5556 Год назад +2

    14:08 just starts cracking his fucking jaw

  • @JackNick2000
    @JackNick2000 4 года назад +29

    2020: Another one for the apocalypse bingo.

  • @anichka101
    @anichka101 5 лет назад +64

    Jack: "I only have 60 seconds to live!" *kisses everyone within a 1 mile radius*
    Me: "If a meteor is heading for the earth one day, may I be near Jack."

  • @strangeboy6830
    @strangeboy6830 5 лет назад +65

    When he realized he could blow up the meteor is price less

    • @masonshafer7095
      @masonshafer7095 5 лет назад +2

      Strange Boy fr. I saw ur comment as soon as he realized it

  • @thegamingmate785
    @thegamingmate785 3 года назад +4

    Favrite scene ever
    9:00

  • @Roman_Trickster
    @Roman_Trickster 3 года назад +5

    1:15 That guy reminds me of josuke

  • @dutch4712
    @dutch4712 6 лет назад +193

    IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

  • @iluvtink19
    @iluvtink19 6 лет назад +222

    Nephew : *stares into jacks soul for a long period of time*
    Nephew : *boring*
    Jack takes a long pause.......*demon*!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @No-hk9qd
    @No-hk9qd 3 года назад +2

    Title: *”you have sixty seconds to live!”*
    Video: *20 minutes long**
    Jack: *haha content*

  • @James-Salty-Sunderland
    @James-Salty-Sunderland 4 года назад +2

    8:30 they blame him for biking Earth but gave a baby dynamite XD

  • @viccimomobami
    @viccimomobami 6 лет назад +81

    Just because your trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot

  • @cjlucas5889
    @cjlucas5889 6 лет назад +379

    If nugget only had 60 seconds to live he would hide in his hole.

    • @renzg6887
      @renzg6887 6 лет назад +9

      read that in nugget's voice.

    • @takamoron.
      @takamoron. 6 лет назад +4

      nugget hide in nugget hole and reveal all

    • @oiramx7759
      @oiramx7759 6 лет назад +3

      Collect nugget,dispose nugget,REVEAL ALL...

    • @laszlobiro3588
      @laszlobiro3588 6 лет назад +2

      Oh shit I ate a mcnugget yesterday or McDonald's nugets are fake?

    • @istillwantherlmao
      @istillwantherlmao 6 лет назад +2

      Nugget probably has a spaceship tbh

  • @jwitdashiftz
    @jwitdashiftz 7 месяцев назад +72

    2024 anyone?

  • @micahthomson34
    @micahthomson34 2 года назад +2

    Jack: I can blow up the meteor!
    Everyone else: We know

  • @angelojulian9656
    @angelojulian9656 6 лет назад +1335

    When you keep on repeating Jack's slapping intro
    *A B S O L U T E M A D L A D*

    • @Trulipy
      @Trulipy 6 лет назад +15

      HarmonyVII Not as much of a mad lad as Dean...that fucker laid down on a floor

    • @derpytastic4408
      @derpytastic4408 6 лет назад +12

      What if I played the outro 20 times in a row?
      *HMMMMMMMMMMM*

    • @namaske2594
      @namaske2594 6 лет назад +5

      Omg Im not the only one??

    • @depressedshrub4469
      @depressedshrub4469 6 лет назад +1

      HarmonyVII Yess XD

    • @carolinep1721
      @carolinep1721 6 лет назад +1

      HarmonyVII *JUST TOO MAD OF A LAD!!*

  • @angellohalo1572
    @angellohalo1572 6 лет назад +40

    Jack in the beginning of the year "POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!"
    *Three Months Later*
    Jack - 0:19

    • @Risk978
      @Risk978 6 лет назад

      AngelloHalo Lol

  • @lemonadecrushedice
    @lemonadecrushedice 4 года назад +2

    Meteor hits*
    Jack: wh-
    Ad:hello

  • @SasukeUchiha-tu4ei
    @SasukeUchiha-tu4ei 4 года назад +3

    Jack: G for violence
    Me: *G E N O C I D E R U N I N I T I A T E*