LIFE SUCKS, THEN YOU DIE! | Life: The Game

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @BlxxdLxst17
    @BlxxdLxst17 4 года назад +585

    Sean, the dating app fail message reads: “You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities.”

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 3 года назад +37

      @Zazycat 1000 "You were found the next day in 7 different cities"
      Implying you were in different pieces, which is pretty bad

    • @nikkilol
      @nikkilol 2 года назад +4

      @@Grandflea02 ehhh its not pretty bad its only a little bad

    • @coworker4391
      @coworker4391 2 года назад +6

      "found the next day in 7 different cities"
      damn

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary Год назад +7

      That wouldn’t happen nowadays what with the current petrol prices…

    • @Sevencatsinatrenchcoat
      @Sevencatsinatrenchcoat Год назад +3

      There are multiple fail messages for that section for each girl

  • @kallmekayzen9358
    @kallmekayzen9358 3 года назад +1883

    5 years later... here I am taking the word jack said “puberty fucking sucks” and I can finally say yea it does

  • @yittersthefox2045
    @yittersthefox2045 4 года назад +968

    Past jack: “I don’t know how to make coffee.”
    Present jack with his coffee company: (disappointed potato noises)

  • @reedstagamer3549
    @reedstagamer3549 4 года назад +1125

    Every Irish man I've seen has one of them hats but hey it's nothing like riding kangaroos Aussie life

  • @AlyLARockstar
    @AlyLARockstar 8 лет назад +570

    I almost cried from laughter when Jack took off his hat during the death scene

  • @beyondeternity4124
    @beyondeternity4124 6 лет назад +5166

    “Can you fail to die?!?!”
    -Jacksepticeye

  • @YourOtherBoi
    @YourOtherBoi 7 лет назад +195

    6:38 I love that jack takes his hat off

    • @pendisaur1288
      @pendisaur1288 6 лет назад +2

      Shadow Gamer [FNAF and More!] Ikr so cute

    • @manniv5415
      @manniv5415 6 лет назад

      Shadow Gamer [FNAF and More!] a

    • @thememepolice2063
      @thememepolice2063 6 лет назад

      It's the kind from those scenes

    • @ughandrew6876
      @ughandrew6876 6 лет назад +1

      Shadow Gamer [FNAF and More!] lol

    • @jaysepticsoul5801
      @jaysepticsoul5801 6 лет назад

      Me too. His face was just like whaaaa? ‘Die!’
      Oh..ohhhhh..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

  • @aloraatkinson-yrigollen8112
    @aloraatkinson-yrigollen8112 3 года назад +8

    It's crazy to come back and watch his older videos after years of not seeing them. I've been supporting the channel for 7 years now and I feel like we've grown not only as a community, but we've grown with Seán as a person and a creator. Knowing how genuine he is and knowing now what we didn't know then about his personal struggles makes all of these old videos hit so much differently. Despite anything that was going on, he put his heart and all the energy he had into this channel. Any time I came home from school and did homework or just sat in my room, even falling asleep at night, I'd watch video after video on this channel. Feeling the sincerity in someone's words when they tell you they care about you and they're thankful you're here kept me going in the shittiest parts of my life.
    This video was from 5 years ago and it's bittersweet watching it and seeing how far everyone has come since then and just how much everything has changed for better or for worse. Thank you.

  • @kotaRAAAAAHHHH
    @kotaRAAAAAHHHH 5 лет назад +355

    Love how he looks so depressed when it said "DIE" and fake cried

    • @Macho_._
      @Macho_._ 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @truedude9957
      @truedude9957 5 лет назад +3

      Nemo: dory tends to talk in her sleep..
      Dory:I stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up ma ass...

    • @lynnhughes1887
      @lynnhughes1887 5 лет назад

      @@Macho_._lp0

    • @Macho_._
      @Macho_._ 5 лет назад +2

      @@lynnhughes1887 wut

    • @thomaswagner1461
      @thomaswagner1461 4 года назад +1

      Well sucks to be you haaa

  • @leahkatchur3395
    @leahkatchur3395 8 лет назад +174

    For those who are curious, the outcome of failing the "dating" part of the game is: "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"

  • @cobysaunders5137
    @cobysaunders5137 3 года назад +83

    Jack: "How do I make a coffee?"
    He now has a coffee company. How things have changed

  • @27420
    @27420 6 лет назад +762

    “I need to get married. TOGA, TOGA!”
    I love you so much Sean. 🤣

  • @Umayrica
    @Umayrica 9 лет назад +704

    We all know life sucks, that's what you get for a free game.

  • @JamesBucket
    @JamesBucket 9 лет назад +3205

    I'd love to watch Jack in his 80s, yelling "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!" or "LIKE A BOSS!" before coughing for 5 minutes. And us subs (who are also in their 80s) will break our fingers trying to punch the like button in the face.

    • @fxckblurr
      @fxckblurr 9 лет назад +7

      lol

    • @aidanb2987
      @aidanb2987 9 лет назад +21

      +James Bucket lol ill be in mah 70's

    • @thisisnotmyname2470
      @thisisnotmyname2470 9 лет назад +38

      We wouldn't also be in our 80's though. I'm pretty sure at least half of Jack's are half his age right now.

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 9 лет назад +29

      +James Bucket and then the happy wheels videos wud be like "haaaaaapy wheeeeeeels!!! ah my spine!!!

    • @eris1381
      @eris1381 9 лет назад +13

      I wonder if we will ever live that long 😰

  • @R0OMIE
    @R0OMIE 4 года назад +60

    "Put the grandchildren in the fire"
    -Jacksepticeye

    • @Que934
      @Que934 3 года назад +3

      Him saying that made me
      L A U G H

  • @chalkwarrior5542
    @chalkwarrior5542 5 лет назад +724

    The "Findher" fail was "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in seven different cities!" In other words, your girlfriend murdered you and put your remains in seven different cities.

    • @truedude9957
      @truedude9957 5 лет назад +8

      Oh god

    • @vincentquevillon4579
      @vincentquevillon4579 5 лет назад +1

      Just saying she is right I saw it two

    • @bbx0
      @bbx0 4 года назад

      oh 😳

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 4 года назад

      It actually fails twice check markipliers video for this game and you'll see what I mean

    • @dellis1313
      @dellis1313 4 года назад

      @@ream1622 hades

  • @snowatic
    @snowatic 9 лет назад +661

    I agree with the title =/

  • @t0m0ph0bia4
    @t0m0ph0bia4 5 лет назад +766

    Jack~ *DIE?!* ....^hesitantly removes hat and starts sobbing^

  • @broccolitastesgood
    @broccolitastesgood 2 года назад +6

    Even six years later this video is still the best play through of this game I’ve seen.

  • @iyea_
    @iyea_ 7 лет назад +162

    When Jack wasn't seeing the boots I had to pause the video, stop screaming then I kept watching. *why me*

    • @griffsgamehub3683
      @griffsgamehub3683 7 лет назад

      Why not you

    • @tigeralpaca
      @tigeralpaca 6 лет назад +4

      K.J Writes
      Same, you're not alone

    • @bliss6837
      @bliss6837 6 лет назад

      K.J Writes Your never alone god is with u and same with me

  • @bellawalker3447
    @bellawalker3447 9 лет назад +227

    Was anyone else yelling about the shoes?

  • @WarhammerWings
    @WarhammerWings 5 лет назад +1877

    4:01 *everyone screaming "The shoes, you nutjob! The Shoes!" * XD

  • @bellahudgins3372
    @bellahudgins3372 5 лет назад +100

    I took a huge sip of water, and he goes “sort, DIE??” And I almost spit out my water 😂😂😂

  • @contersin4239
    @contersin4239 5 лет назад +675

    Almost 4 Years Ago
    AND HE IS STILL ISNT 30

  • @kayleighkirkpatrick3590
    @kayleighkirkpatrick3590 5 лет назад +1438

    Jack: “ Who’s going through puberty right now “
    Me: * raises hand *

  • @kittystuff1444
    @kittystuff1444 6 лет назад +334

    While he was suiting up i was like the shoes are over there!!!!!!

  • @vadermjb6265
    @vadermjb6265 5 лет назад +220

    “Who’s going through puberty right now.”
    Me: *raises hand* what’s ironic is I’m watching this on my 13th birthday, yay puberty.

    • @leafy_green7573
      @leafy_green7573 4 года назад +4

      felt that one, my 14th is this November and my family can’t wait for me to grow up and get my emotions under control

    • @paulaname8884
      @paulaname8884 3 года назад

      Happy Birthday !? :D

    • @kumakuma4260
      @kumakuma4260 3 года назад

      @@leafy_green7573 are they under control?

    • @ohmygodtheywereroommates7454
      @ohmygodtheywereroommates7454 3 года назад

      Crying in „I got my first period with 8 since my hormones are fucked up“

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 3 года назад

      Its more like coincidence then irony.

  • @DontWatchMePlay
    @DontWatchMePlay 9 лет назад +358

    For anyone curious about the "Findher" Failure:
    *You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!*
    Fun as always Jack! *Big Hugs* Merry Christmas everyone!

    • @Pix_the_pixel
      @Pix_the_pixel 9 лет назад +1

      +DontWatchMePlay aww. i was gonna tell you to play this during indie night

    • @DontWatchMePlay
      @DontWatchMePlay 9 лет назад

      +Jared Spotts Nope need to find a new game lol

    • @Pix_the_pixel
      @Pix_the_pixel 9 лет назад +1

      ok

    • @presidentjane4916
      @presidentjane4916 9 лет назад +6

      +DontWatchMePlay ...why didn't I look at the comments before I tried to stop it for 3.5 minutes..

    • @DontWatchMePlay
      @DontWatchMePlay 9 лет назад

      +Cuhh Awesomeness (Jane) Haha I'm just always around when least expected. Sorry for your inconvenience!

  • @fern8168
    @fern8168 8 лет назад +137

    quote from jack to his fans about life. "there's not much to it and it was over super quick."

    • @bonniebunny8184
      @bonniebunny8184 8 лет назад +3

      Blood And Guts sex?

    • @aliyah42601
      @aliyah42601 8 лет назад

      Bonnie Bunny no life

    • @fern8168
      @fern8168 8 лет назад +1

      Bonnie Bunny it was a joke friend. he was talking about the game "life" and.. nevermind.

    • @aparryplays7278
      @aparryplays7278 8 лет назад

      TheReallyCoolRobloxGamer why is your name so long

    • @fashionablyqueer2532
      @fashionablyqueer2532 8 лет назад +1

      Blood And Guts

  • @Spooky-Sara
    @Spooky-Sara 9 лет назад +887

    Jack looks pretty young for almost thirty!

    • @Popmanpraise
      @Popmanpraise 9 лет назад +67

      He's 25.

    • @Krakon01
      @Krakon01 9 лет назад +6

      +1983 is calling that almost thirty is 25 which is pretty young i think--- its not the youngest, but its still young

    • @SpacerManiac
      @SpacerManiac 9 лет назад

      +1983 is calling I completly agree he looks so young

    • @michaelross2972
      @michaelross2972 9 лет назад +4

      +1983 is calling well hes not THAT close

    • @klumper7
      @klumper7 9 лет назад +3

      +1983 is calling well... Jack/Sean is 25 right? he's only 10 years older than me and DAAAAAMN he's smooth to be 10 years older than me.

  • @jackmoulton4241
    @jackmoulton4241 3 года назад +57

    Anybody else watching this 5 years after it was made and he's now 30

  • @emilymichxlle
    @emilymichxlle 5 лет назад +94

    Sean: “I’m going to be a great father!”
    Also Sean: “drag them into the fire!”

    • @marialena5660
      @marialena5660 4 года назад +2

      Sean: “I’m going to be a great father!”
      Also Sean: “drag them into the fire!”

    • @jasonbell558
      @jasonbell558 3 года назад +1

      @@marialena5660 that is literally what she just said

  • @kikio512
    @kikio512 8 лет назад +111

    "A real person doesn't put fucking MILK in their coffee"
    *looks down in shame*

  • @april_7343
    @april_7343 5 лет назад +417

    Milk! **puts cheese in coffee**
    *MIIIIIIILLLLLLLLKKKKKK!*

    • @lethituyetvan1985
      @lethituyetvan1985 5 лет назад +5

      April Fools! Cheese is made of diary :p

    • @FilipV88
      @FilipV88 4 года назад +3

      It's a dairy so that counts as well.

    • @decidueyefan3844
      @decidueyefan3844 4 года назад

      Cheese is to milk as boomers are to zoomers

    • @Jap-ball
      @Jap-ball 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @hotdogg86
      @hotdogg86 4 года назад +1

      I mean
      *Cheese is made out of milk*

  • @dankgamingmlg3377
    @dankgamingmlg3377 Год назад +3

    When I first watched this in middle school, I thought nothing of the title. Now, however, is a different story lmao the title is so true

  • @movedchannels3725
    @movedchannels3725 5 лет назад +79

    11:08 *grandma having a rave*
    You know the song Aron Chupa's "Rave in The Grave" exists

    • @alonpauly3855
      @alonpauly3855 5 лет назад

      stebby noooooooooooooo

    • @alister6054
      @alister6054 4 года назад +1

      Was I the only one thinking to myself that he called himself grandma?

  • @longduong-dq9li
    @longduong-dq9li 7 лет назад +47

    6:52 Jacksepticeye cried happily after his character died.

  • @lostrawberryjimin623
    @lostrawberryjimin623 6 лет назад +64

    I thought you said, and I quote, " *_TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU, LADIES!_* "

    • @bluep0sh
      @bluep0sh 5 лет назад +6

      He isn't saying that? 😂

    • @musicalmoose2241
      @musicalmoose2241 5 лет назад +3

      Top o’ the morning to ya laddies!

  • @Ilovelambosvj
    @Ilovelambosvj 4 года назад +19

    The Findher was saying: You were always attracted to dangerous chics. This time you went to far an were foundthe next day in 7 different cities. I just paused it

  • @funkymonkey9898
    @funkymonkey9898 9 лет назад +130

    "do old people just get floppy and weird?" Jacksepticeye 2015

    • @bestpresident900
      @bestpresident900 9 лет назад

      Lol

    • @SuperLuigiLegoMan1118
      @SuperLuigiLegoMan1118 9 лет назад +4

      "I don't always get old, but when i do, i get floppy and weird"

    • @witherblaze
      @witherblaze 9 лет назад +3

      "5 times 4 is yes"

    • @2averageguysgaming339
      @2averageguysgaming339 9 лет назад

      +Silver Chrome not when he/her posted the comment

    • @DP-ly8um
      @DP-ly8um 9 лет назад

      +Silver Chrome BTW if you were smart enough to look at when this was posted it was in 2015, have a nice day :)

  • @jaeexe4693
    @jaeexe4693 8 лет назад +54

    The note on date says:
    You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went to far and were found the next day in 7 different cities
    :)

  • @raymckane1286
    @raymckane1286 9 лет назад +627

    Puberty... they told me being a teenager would be fun...

    • @ainebeirneyt
      @ainebeirneyt 9 лет назад +14

      They lied ... I'm sorry

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 9 лет назад +12

      It is, if you're at least pretty lucky. Otherwise it's somewhere between "meh" and "I would rather shove tent stakes into my eyeballs while walking across hot coals during a severe hail storm".

    • @raymckane1286
      @raymckane1286 9 лет назад +2

      EchoL0C0 For me it's the latter

    • @meghanchalifoux624
      @meghanchalifoux624 9 лет назад +1

      Same. Omg teen years suck ass!

    • @meghanchalifoux624
      @meghanchalifoux624 9 лет назад +1

      Same. Omg teen years suck ass!

  • @amane6967
    @amane6967 4 года назад +416

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Jack: *moans his OWN death*. Edit: holy crap- 221+ likes- holy-

  • @hyoriiki7695
    @hyoriiki7695 6 лет назад +141

    There's a game after this one, its called "Afterlife"

    • @dangaming2698
      @dangaming2698 5 лет назад +2

      He already played it

    • @sheeprverycool
      @sheeprverycool 5 лет назад +2

      Danish ShahrinPlayz - Roblox he played it. After this comment. So she knows. He did.

    • @Alexallenw1
      @Alexallenw1 5 лет назад

      He played it idiot

    • @hush9448
      @hush9448 5 лет назад

      Lol hi Hiyori

    • @linuskeene3964
      @linuskeene3964 5 лет назад

      Played u tiddie

  • @Luigitheluigichannel
    @Luigitheluigichannel 9 лет назад +144

    "Life sucks"
    True words were ever spoken - IGN 10/10

  • @emilylarouche9828
    @emilylarouche9828 8 лет назад +174

    For the Dating part when you fail it says, "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks.This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"

    • @b3nt079
      @b3nt079 8 лет назад +5

      +Emily Larouche for the grandma its "OMG kittens! seeing that grannie on this website with her cat made u (somthing i cannot remember =D) so u went out and got a kitten yourself! Now u live with 16.5 cats and spend 15 hours catering to their every need"

    • @robinobregon4463
      @robinobregon4463 8 лет назад +4

      +Sean Burlem don't judge princess on her disabilities, she's special.

    • @b3nt079
      @b3nt079 8 лет назад +1

      +Sean Burlem Its what the grandma ending is if u choose her on the website

    • @L4__
      @L4__ 8 лет назад +1

      that's what I said lol

    • @crazynoob159
      @crazynoob159 8 лет назад +2

      +Emily Larouche yup i paused at the right moment

  • @MrMax1539
    @MrMax1539 4 года назад +18

    1:06 I remember singing that in kindergarden

  • @RattManSkatez
    @RattManSkatez 5 лет назад +57

    Jack:“Do old people just get floppy and weird?”
    Me:”That’s what viagra is for!”

  • @PaigeTheToastToastyDrawingsFIL
    @PaigeTheToastToastyDrawingsFIL 9 лет назад +166

    No Jack, it is a horror game, It's Life ;)

  • @caitlyna2764
    @caitlyna2764 8 лет назад +91

    I never get tired of his intro :)

  • @Fiberglass_Insulation
    @Fiberglass_Insulation 2 года назад +2

    9:25 "you were always attracted to dangerous chicks. His time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"

  • @waylonprater4250
    @waylonprater4250 5 лет назад +85

    The findher thing said
    You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities

  • @hoodie1355
    @hoodie1355 8 лет назад +83

    In case anyone was wondering the dating fail said "you were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities" so that you don't waste your time trying to pause that ridiculously fast image flash

  • @period48
    @period48 7 лет назад +107

    Jack's reaction at 6:42 was absolute GOLD! Made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off the couch.

  • @_millyidk_2571
    @_millyidk_2571 5 лет назад +22

    "put bad children in the fire!"
    - jacksepticeye

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 9 лет назад +53

    You know what would be great? A game about life that is slightly different every time it's played.
    In one play through, you're a California kid who gets into Stanford but in the next round you're an orphan from India.

    • @mansisingh0323
      @mansisingh0323 9 лет назад

      Do u go to Clay? You have the Trojan mascot as your picture....

    • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
      @RiseOfTheKumquat67 9 лет назад +1

      No, that's just the USC logo.

    • @kitcatthekawaiinerd9370
      @kitcatthekawaiinerd9370 9 лет назад +1

      yeah, that would be pretty cool!

    • @SyscalineGaming
      @SyscalineGaming 9 лет назад

      +Troy Wullbrandt Well that's basically 30 Second Life.

    • @1999van
      @1999van 9 лет назад

      +Syscaline Gaming THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WUZ ABOUT TO COMMENT

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 9 лет назад +861

    9:24. Jack it says this...."You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!""

    • @AaryamanMehta
      @AaryamanMehta 9 лет назад +24

      +DashieSparkle I was just about to comment that, but I found this, so I liked it and hopefully, Jack will see it.

    • @smiley6080
      @smiley6080 9 лет назад +2

      I got it me to

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 9 лет назад

      thx

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 9 лет назад +2

      i juat after that comment got it right...fuck life...just relaise that jack explaimed live

    • @fonzthelegend5725
      @fonzthelegend5725 9 лет назад

      +Conflaqua I was gonna comment about that as well

  • @SteveTheRapper2008
    @SteveTheRapper2008 5 лет назад +28

    5:12 put the grandchildren in the fire

  • @ashleighgersbach1938
    @ashleighgersbach1938 3 года назад +3

    This was 5 years ago?! I remember when it first came out and how happy it made me omfg🥺😭♥️

  • @justin95005
    @justin95005 5 лет назад +91

    9:26 thank me later
    It says: you were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went to far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!

    • @m0bxralph326
      @m0bxralph326 5 лет назад +2

      bunny fun :3 it changes depending on the chick

    • @birdy3614
      @birdy3614 4 года назад

      Bunny fun you can read fast

    • @Lee-ht1st
      @Lee-ht1st 4 года назад +4

      @@birdy3614 nah, if you put the playback speed at the lowest and pause the video at the right time, you can see it. Took a few tries though😂

    • @riddlemefish6217
      @riddlemefish6217 4 года назад

      I'll thank you now

    • @riddlemefish6217
      @riddlemefish6217 4 года назад

      @@Lee-ht1st
      Also if you pause and use the > key on your keyboard, it goes frame by frame

  • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
    @IATEALLTHECHEESE 5 лет назад +168

    "How many of you are going through puberty right now?"
    *raises hand*

    • @SavageThermo
      @SavageThermo 5 лет назад +1

      Meh?

    • @memelord5236
      @memelord5236 5 лет назад +1

      Me...I think

    • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
      @IATEALLTHECHEESE 5 лет назад

      XD lol

    • @aasia.
      @aasia. 5 лет назад +1

      @@memelord5236 oof
      when i first went through puberty I didnt know too, until I realised periods were part of puberty and started having pubic hair xD

    • @droppedinbase5777
      @droppedinbase5777 5 лет назад

      @@aasia. Uh,.the pubic hair part gave me some bad flashbacks

  • @nathanrivers3707
    @nathanrivers3707 7 лет назад +56

    I didn't realize this was uploaded on Christmas....

  • @kokakolakulli
    @kokakolakulli 4 года назад +9

    2:45 I PUT CHEEEESSE IN???!?!?

  • @pasa4033
    @pasa4033 9 лет назад +681

    I tried to write a comment but Alan broke my keyboard..........................................................GOD DAMMIT ALAN !!!!!!!

  • @Dungeoneer
    @Dungeoneer 9 лет назад +288

    Normal people don't put cheese in their coffee?

    • @mimi2
      @mimi2 9 лет назад

      +Dungeoneer Cartoons what!

    • @josephcrowley5752
      @josephcrowley5752 9 лет назад +7

      I know right?

    • @anyoutube9525
      @anyoutube9525 9 лет назад +1

      I do

    • @maivang2514
      @maivang2514 9 лет назад

      +AllGamesRound does it taste good

    • @foodham3277
      @foodham3277 9 лет назад

      +Dungeoneer Cartoons i don't drink it, it doesn't taste good for me

  • @rosegillis8781
    @rosegillis8781 8 лет назад +12

    jack i had the worst day ever and your hyperactive energy made me feel better

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen0-0
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen0-0 5 лет назад +7

    this came up in my recommended and the intro scared me...
    i’m used to
    LAUGH

  • @benvong5127
    @benvong5127 6 лет назад +66

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna…

  • @akshajsharma7921
    @akshajsharma7921 5 лет назад +163

    "is there a way you can fail to die?!?!"
    "JackSepticEye 2019"

  • @tomdeb5863
    @tomdeb5863 8 лет назад +82

    Anyone here from Afterlife: The game?

  • @plushbuds9797
    @plushbuds9797 2 года назад +2

    6 years later and I still love it

  • @janineisabelle6787
    @janineisabelle6787 7 лет назад +431

    you break up with your girlfriend, Alan and her get married, and Alan won the lottery..........
    *GOD DAMMIT ALAN!!!!*

    • @Mitche23
      @Mitche23 7 лет назад +8

      Alan gets married, has kids, kids get pimples in puberty, Alan operates and kills his son

    • @plaza9186
      @plaza9186 7 лет назад

      Janine Isabelle Villalobos did you make that up or is it from a tv show (Charlie, Alan..)

    • @bwlker51593
      @bwlker51593 7 лет назад +1

      Janine Isabelle Villalobos SCREW Alan!!

    • @dat1bepicboi32
      @dat1bepicboi32 7 лет назад +3

      Janine Isabelle Villalobos GOD DAMMIT ALAN

    • @user-uj2mp3ee9v
      @user-uj2mp3ee9v 7 лет назад +2

      Janine Isabelle Villalobos iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • @gemstonesrandomness4500
    @gemstonesrandomness4500 8 лет назад +73

    ╔╦╦
    ╠╬╬╬╣
    ╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
    ╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE?!
    ╚╩╩╩╝

  • @WestAussieTrainz
    @WestAussieTrainz 5 лет назад +14

    6:43 saddest moment in game ever

  • @wintetSolider02
    @wintetSolider02 Год назад +2

    7 years later watching this my jack phase was elite

  • @craigthemighty853
    @craigthemighty853 8 лет назад +94

    I was watching some scary videos and I get freaked out easily and I'm about to go to sleep- so I have to watch Jack or else I'll have nightmares xD

  • @jordynmoore6649
    @jordynmoore6649 9 лет назад +142

    The dating fail says "you were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went to far and the next day you were found in 7 different cities,"

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 9 лет назад +17

      Zoidberg does _not_ take well to rejection.

    • @susannahcarter9060
      @susannahcarter9060 9 лет назад

      +Moocow2003 cuz he knows everyone loves his derpiness WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

    • @arieldawn3452
      @arieldawn3452 9 лет назад

      you are either very good at pausing at the right moment, or someone finally fixed that bug.

    • @attackgamer33
      @attackgamer33 9 лет назад

      +jordyn moore seeing this makes me realise I wasted 10 minutes of my life when I coud've just searched the comment section XD

    • @graciepatterson1379
      @graciepatterson1379 9 лет назад +1

      +Benjamen McGhee pause exactly at 1:48

  • @skyiscool1012
    @skyiscool1012 8 лет назад +13

    5:28 they meant the grandma was watching the kids of her oldest daughter

  • @briannamurray3414
    @briannamurray3414 3 года назад

    This is my favourite era of Jacksepticeye and this video was always my favourite for some reason

  • @assyrianprincess3
    @assyrianprincess3 7 лет назад +29

    I love how he took off his hat for the funeral

  • @basilbab
    @basilbab 7 лет назад +69

    Jack: real people dont put milk in there coffee.
    Random guy: what do you put in it.
    Jack: septick juice

  • @bigboydunkin
    @bigboydunkin 9 лет назад +58

    "do old people just get floppy?"
    well thats what the blue pill is for jack

    • @killerbeast5067
      @killerbeast5067 9 лет назад

      Drugs...u need them when you get old. Fucking amazing

    • @SpacerManiac
      @SpacerManiac 9 лет назад

      +Leo The Pirate NICE ONE!!!!

    • @markusvanderklooster5462
      @markusvanderklooster5462 9 лет назад

      VIAGRA JOKES!!!

    • @ghostbuster7575
      @ghostbuster7575 9 лет назад

      +Leo The Pirate VIAGRA@

    • @smouty9794
      @smouty9794 9 лет назад

      +Leo The Pirate I gonna say something along those lines and then I saw your comment and was like "-_-"

  • @s0up3333
    @s0up3333 3 года назад +7

    We’re not gonna question that the pimples were growing on his eyes

    • @naan000
      @naan000 3 года назад +1

      puberty is a tough time

  • @snowyoreo663
    @snowyoreo663 8 лет назад +28

    in case you wanted to know, the dating scene fail title says: "you were always attracted to dangerous chicks. this time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities."

    • @Bobafett-lc2vx
      @Bobafett-lc2vx 7 лет назад +1

      snowyoreo663 I was curious about what the description said, thanks! :)

    • @natacarew
      @natacarew 6 лет назад

      snowyoreo663 exactly, it's pretty hard to pause to see that though.

    • @jaysepticsoul5801
      @jaysepticsoul5801 6 лет назад

      Hoo hoo.
      Atta boi jack

  • @CurrieYT
    @CurrieYT 9 лет назад +11

    Well...
    Merry Christmas to you too Jack..

    • @janewebb30jw
      @janewebb30jw 9 лет назад

      Merry Christmas Currie!

    • @rageelixer1093
      @rageelixer1093 9 лет назад

      Christmas in Ireland is done so yeah its awkward

  • @lnguyen-1290
    @lnguyen-1290 6 лет назад +44

    "I'm almost 30 now, which... sucks."
    You're not alone, bro. :'(

    • @tylerpottle3059
      @tylerpottle3059 5 лет назад +2

      Wtf if your 30 then your life must suck cuz you are watching jse so im 13 years old

    • @joselourenco5542
      @joselourenco5542 5 лет назад +2

      @@tylerpottle3059 im 13 years old too

    • @yapyapflipflip8438
      @yapyapflipflip8438 5 лет назад +2

      I’m 104,125,126

    • @biggie-cheese2
      @biggie-cheese2 5 лет назад +2

      You're 13 dude

    • @nadatechchase4907
      @nadatechchase4907 5 лет назад +2

      @@tylerpottle3059 why must his life suck? adults can watch youtube too you know

  • @aliyahdickinson8331
    @aliyahdickinson8331 4 года назад +9

    When you laughed at “being born” the captions said “laughing like a perv” 😂💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • @tbc_jagundoa487
    @tbc_jagundoa487 7 лет назад +33

    I know what it is said when you failed on the date part it says "you were always attracted to dangerous chicks this time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities"

    • @FranCSGO_
      @FranCSGO_ 6 лет назад

      Jack Fagundo dang it i was just about to do that. Danmit Alin

  • @Ashley-se8zk
    @Ashley-se8zk 9 лет назад +67

    After much frustration with pausing at the right time...this is what the date one says when you mess up.
    "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"

    • @FairyFaychu
      @FairyFaychu 9 лет назад +9

      I bow to you my saviour we shall call you " The One With To Much Time"

    • @Ashley-se8zk
      @Ashley-se8zk 9 лет назад

      XD Yeup....though it only took me like a minute...but yeah....I do have too much time. Lol

    • @lahagemo
      @lahagemo 9 лет назад

      +SpacePug For Life Too* If you're gonna be sassy, do it right

    • @bridgethickey773
      @bridgethickey773 9 лет назад

      thank u....

    • @genevievehoeper5717
      @genevievehoeper5717 9 лет назад

      Thank you so much!

  • @serhatsahin9730
    @serhatsahin9730 5 лет назад +88

    2:45 I PUT CHEEZE IN MY COFFE!
    I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @emaniskater9731
    @emaniskater9731 3 года назад +1

    Feels like just yesterday I was watching jack play skate three

  • @harpie_raven5889
    @harpie_raven5889 7 лет назад +76

    It's 11:14 at night and I was supposed to be put to sleep an hour ago. i share a room with my sister, I'm trying to be stealthy: AND THEN THERE'S JACK MAKING ME LMFAO!

  • @pbummz4682
    @pbummz4682 8 лет назад +11

    You know what Jack should've put in that coffe?
    Sugar honey iced tea

  • @nathandiveley8497
    @nathandiveley8497 7 лет назад +28

    At 1:59 I was dying from laughter when Jack said oh I'm zoyberg

    • @squirt6795
      @squirt6795 2 года назад

      Oh yeah? When I hit 1:59, I laughed so hard I-- ashamedly-- shit my pants. My father walked in because he noticed the smell. I couldn't get up because I was laughing so hard. The shit wouldn't stop coming out. My mother had to bathe me. My father can't look me in the eye anymore. It's been five years. You think you were dying? If you had been laughing as hard as I did, you would understand that dying isn't the hard part. It's living. Shut the fuck up

    • @nathandiveley8497
      @nathandiveley8497 2 года назад

      @@squirt6795 calm down man. I was 12 years old

  • @charlieink
    @charlieink 3 года назад +1

    My favourite type of coffee has milk in it. That hurt when you said real people don’t put milk in coffee.

  • @HoneybeeSolstice
    @HoneybeeSolstice 8 лет назад +80

    For the date thing when you get it wrong, it says "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"

  • @robertaf1425
    @robertaf1425 7 лет назад +39

    1:29 :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
    Dat mental voice crack whilst answering a question in class

  • @ivysoftball9688
    @ivysoftball9688 5 лет назад +11

    I watch you on Player Select!
    You’re my favorite!!
    💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

  • @UncleHornieAUS
    @UncleHornieAUS 2 года назад +2

    9:26 "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!"

  • @asdjklasd123
    @asdjklasd123 9 лет назад +68

    it's sad to remember Jack is nearing his 30's

    • @jilllangston6772
      @jilllangston6772 9 лет назад +3

      Well I mean everyone grows up... But I was watching a movie that said that the 30's are the best.... I'm happy for him! 👍🏼

    • @beek.6088
      @beek.6088 9 лет назад +3

      he's only 25 -.-

    • @maxgwynn5143
      @maxgwynn5143 9 лет назад

      He's 25.

    • @jasminemayfield6852
      @jasminemayfield6852 9 лет назад

      he's 26 it's confirmed -__-

    • @maleekford3981
      @maleekford3981 9 лет назад +4

      Hey being almost 30 is fucking awesome just because he is old doesn't mean that he won't be the same old jack