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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @madisonb4551
    @madisonb4551 2 года назад +1756

    This game needs a sequel. 2022 has waaaaay too much material.

    • @smallkitten1239
      @smallkitten1239 2 года назад +23

      There is

    • @pmchad
      @pmchad Год назад +101

      then again, with the current social climate, theres a 50/50 chance that either it would be deemed funny, or every word used to describe something bad compiled into one sentence.

    • @liberalcitydweller
      @liberalcitydweller Год назад +32

      there is a sequel, but from the same time period as the original

    • @musselache866
      @musselache866 Год назад +1

      Happy new years

    • @RetroMediaMan96
      @RetroMediaMan96 Год назад +21

      Think of the possibilities:
      Streaming services: the game
      The Owl house: the game
      Disney remakes: the game
      Pandemic: the game

  • @TeacupTempest
    @TeacupTempest 4 года назад +1128

    I'm so glad that the "touching butts" song actually happened and wasn't just a fever dream I had. I've been trying to remember where it was from for almost a year haha

  • @MatterJackerVT
    @MatterJackerVT 6 лет назад +2389

    I died at how he censored all the copyright songs

  • @theonethathungers5552
    @theonethathungers5552 3 года назад +858

    This video is six years old, playing a game that was 7 years old at the time.
    13 years and we still get Rick rolled

  • @rewrew897
    @rewrew897 5 лет назад +3387

    “If you want more death try Macbeth”
    So much funnier now that I’ve read it.
    Also this game is over a decade old now

  • @slightlydistressedslug6627
    @slightlydistressedslug6627 4 года назад +1964

    5:26 “if a human actually could fly, how long would it be until they got shot down, by like, some military man?”
    Did you mean: _the plot of the first Ironman_

  • @ry6870
    @ry6870 5 лет назад +8357

    "I will pay you to get me more money"
    i've never heard such an accurate explanation for capitalism

    • @defuegodiablo4249
      @defuegodiablo4249 5 лет назад +106

      **USSR national anthem plays**

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 5 лет назад +77

      Inb4 the bootlickers come to defend the system fucking them over

    • @GY-bd9bo
      @GY-bd9bo 4 года назад +50

      @@Hdusiekwbshsjs be careful what you wish for, you might just get it

    • @destinycroy3554
      @destinycroy3554 4 года назад +13

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    • @bitter_rainbow5658
      @bitter_rainbow5658 4 года назад +7

      CNN

  • @gvgtv896
    @gvgtv896 3 года назад +187

    21:00 I wish we could get a full cover of Mark singing Never Gonna Give You Up, including the instrumentals

    • @SwagMyNigha
      @SwagMyNigha 2 года назад +11

      And at 17:31 too. It just sound so silly.

  • @mikeericee
    @mikeericee 4 года назад +2942

    "My god this was seven years ago!"
    Me, watching 5 years later in 2020: heh heh..

    • @whatsthevibebro9523
      @whatsthevibebro9523 4 года назад +25

      Watching old videos because I have too much time In quarantine

    • @holly1025
      @holly1025 4 года назад +15

      And now 2013 was seven years ago, when in 2015 it was only two. We're getting old.

    • @skullface9112
      @skullface9112 4 года назад +4

      Yeah it's so weird!

    • @zane_theloner57
      @zane_theloner57 4 года назад +3

      Thats rough Buddy same

    • @mikeericee
      @mikeericee 4 года назад +1

      @Matthew Padgett now all i do is make memes on my channel and do college work..what is life

  • @joeltanlehao
    @joeltanlehao 4 года назад +4171

    2020 needs a version of this more than ever

    • @QuantumR3D
      @QuantumR3D 4 года назад +129

      Joel Tan It would just be all trump jokes and boomers vs millennials/Gen z. 😂

    • @joeltanlehao
      @joeltanlehao 4 года назад +105

      @@QuantumR3D and it would be hilarious all the same

    • @linali3767
      @linali3767 4 года назад +12

      The Scarlet Nerdette and Coronavirus among all the craziness that’s happened in the past 3 months 😭

    • @dumbasshole-q2b
      @dumbasshole-q2b 4 года назад +3

      please we are going through hell😖😩

    • @reapershadow2966
      @reapershadow2966 4 года назад +2

      Oscar Ruys meh

  • @qcaggro
    @qcaggro 4 года назад +2355

    "I think we also predicted some witty one-liner here, didn't we?"
    Mark two seconds earlier: I AM INEVITABLE
    Thanos: write that down

    • @Tan-lb6sm
      @Tan-lb6sm 4 года назад +17

      Wait wasn’t that a Matrix reference? Or did he really just predict Thanos.

    • @Tan-lb6sm
      @Tan-lb6sm 4 года назад +6

      @That One RUclipsr guess I didn’t hear him say both two months ago lol

    • @SquirrelTheNut
      @SquirrelTheNut 3 года назад +6

      You're about 5 years to early, Markiplier has not made Unus Annus yet

    • @Belete5000
      @Belete5000 3 года назад +3

      No

    • @Nsodnoajdjksl
      @Nsodnoajdjksl 3 года назад +3

      Mark: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!

  • @ryanyoder1505
    @ryanyoder1505 Год назад +153

    seeing him say "this was 7 years ago" while this video came out 8 years ago is horrifying

  • @sirultim8643
    @sirultim8643 4 года назад +942

    Goal: “get to the top”
    Mark: *walks down*

    • @r0b0b0t8
      @r0b0b0t8 4 года назад +8

      Yasuhiro:wait...??

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 года назад +6

      Seems like Markiplier. You said that like something was strange, perhaps even a little bt off...

  • @kaitie2481
    @kaitie2481 4 года назад +5611

    “These jokes are so outdated!! This was SEVEN YEARS AGO, this is 2015!!”
    me watching in 2020 👁👄👁

    • @sennyside
      @sennyside 4 года назад +34

      Same

    • @elidjz6210
      @elidjz6210 4 года назад +85

      If you find them dated, then imaging how an european finds them.
      (Hint: they probably don't understand most of them)

    • @wibawabo6978
      @wibawabo6978 4 года назад +43

      @@elidjz6210 i am european and i dont understand a fuck

    • @elidjz6210
      @elidjz6210 4 года назад +8

      @@wibawabo6978
      We are not the only ones.

    • @mememologies7363
      @mememologies7363 4 года назад +3

      Way to make me feel older than I am.

  • @joshjoshson5999
    @joshjoshson5999 6 лет назад +4678

    Demonetization: the game

    • @theprepaintedcanvis3452
      @theprepaintedcanvis3452 6 лет назад +170

      Aka, RUclips still does not realize how to run a website.

    • @christalmeph
      @christalmeph 5 лет назад +59

      _jumps off map_
      I think that's you in Logan Paul's video

    • @g00seyn00sey
      @g00seyn00sey 5 лет назад +6

      999ty like

    • @abooz_5713
      @abooz_5713 5 лет назад +5

      Aka lazarbeam the game

    • @agzzradface3113
      @agzzradface3113 5 лет назад +9

      RUclips : you get demonitized you get demonitized EVERY BODY GETS DEMONITIZED

  • @retcongecko1016
    @retcongecko1016 2 года назад +141

    I remember when I first watched this I was 10 and literally all of the jokes flew over my head. I've rewatched this video several times over the years, and it always feels like a big accomplishment when I understand something I didn't before. At this point, this video kind of serves as a measurement of how much I know about the world around me and how much I still don't understand.

  • @jacobb5564
    @jacobb5564 4 года назад +5019

    I feel like there’s a pretty big difference in the way Mark does his videos between then and now. 2020 gang

    • @mysticalhuntress28
      @mysticalhuntress28 4 года назад +652

      RUclips then was more chill and relaxed. RUclips now terminates content creators for following the community guidelines

    • @nitroglitch45
      @nitroglitch45 4 года назад +117

      @@mysticalhuntress28 spot on

    • @pile_of_ants
      @pile_of_ants 4 года назад +16

      Yeah

    • @cadenc7162
      @cadenc7162 4 года назад +151

      but a lot of it is still enjoyable content. Sometimes 2020 mark becomes juuuust a little too much

    • @kenricdatone
      @kenricdatone 4 года назад +28

      Yup makes me feel like a kid

  • @myriadmaestro572
    @myriadmaestro572 5 лет назад +4107

    That China joke sure has aged well. It is more relevant now more than ever.

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 4 года назад +124

      I mean they let stuff out of the country just fine.

    • @jasnammansa8565
      @jasnammansa8565 4 года назад +23

      Oof size large

    • @_HJ_K
      @_HJ_K 4 года назад +21

      so true and so sad

    • @aaronsagchuy4847
      @aaronsagchuy4847 4 года назад +13

      did u guys tell that the guy in the middle of tebet joke that the player was shaped as a dick

    • @cryth2725
      @cryth2725 4 года назад +15

      @@aaronsagchuy4847 I don't think that was intentional

  • @alexanderinoa7850
    @alexanderinoa7850 6 лет назад +531

    Yep. Way to young to understand any of this when I first watched it.
    Loved it then, still love it now.

    • @TheGamevan
      @TheGamevan 4 года назад +2

      too*

    • @amandagarten9793
      @amandagarten9793 4 года назад +3

      Me too!!! I honestly only rewatched it over and over just to see his reactions and his hilarious character. 💕💕

  • @nickmastervlogs
    @nickmastervlogs 3 года назад +26

    The prisoner part made my almost die of laughter. Marks reaction said it all

  • @benro6564
    @benro6564 5 лет назад +4875

    "I'm inevitable". Did Mark just pull a Thanos 4 years before Endgame
    Edit: Ok so uhh I left this comment randomly like a year ago and someone on discord recognized me on here so thanks for giving me top comment, I guess

  • @bobbyhinner3225
    @bobbyhinner3225 5 лет назад +705

    2015 RUclips: this is good and funny
    2019 RUclips: this is evil and should be demonetized

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 5 лет назад +38

      *Recommends parents awfully cross dressing*

    • @jack701uob4
      @jack701uob4 5 лет назад +4

      It's funny

    • @tommygallagher5747
      @tommygallagher5747 4 года назад +4

      Yeah this is funny but the soy boys out there are very offended which is very retarted

    • @Thephillips-dj1po
      @Thephillips-dj1po 4 года назад +2

      Blame Susan Wasabi

    • @maryjankay726
      @maryjankay726 4 года назад

      2020: youtube: cure for boredom sure.

  • @markiplierSINGSbadly
    @markiplierSINGSbadly 9 лет назад +2605

    MARK YOU WERE ABOUT TO SING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @BreakOfDae
      @BreakOfDae 9 лет назад +45

      My feelings exactly. I was so excited for two seconds until the game kept him from singing :(

    • @grifballa
      @grifballa 9 лет назад +4

      But possibly yes :D

    • @reborn_assult4605
      @reborn_assult4605 9 лет назад +11

      Mark please play card agenst humanity w/wade and bob

    • @maikulnaim
      @maikulnaim 9 лет назад +6

      markiplierSINGSbadly Man, i really wanted that too. :P Maybe someone can ask him to do so at the next panel he does? That'd be awesome!

    • @d3adins1de_
      @d3adins1de_ 9 лет назад +1

      Lol Heehe

  • @outspacedgaming6759
    @outspacedgaming6759 3 года назад +80

    Him saying the jokes are outdated and me in 2021 still laughing-

    • @kdix231
      @kdix231 Год назад +2

      Nah, it's just way outdated

    • @hypnoticbeats7894
      @hypnoticbeats7894 6 месяцев назад +1

      It’s 2024 and I still find the jokes funny

  • @JayHawk4372
    @JayHawk4372 4 года назад +164

    I like how the character responded perfectly to mark reacted to "screw you" "and your sister" "and whatever pets you have" "HEY AT LEAST IT'S NOT VIOLENT, GOOD GOD!"

  • @lennylols9198
    @lennylols9198 4 года назад +137

    "the jokes are funny but their are so out dated!" me in 2020: the kind of history class i would actually enjoy.

    • @HealingVoice39
      @HealingVoice39 Год назад +2

      The trilogy is a whole unintentional period piece I love it

  • @MaxEliot
    @MaxEliot 4 года назад +657

    Mark in 2015: "Thanks anonymous dude!"
    Everyone in 2020: "Thanks anonymous dude!"

  • @HIAMNK
    @HIAMNK Год назад +69

    22:32 YA, it was! good job Mark.

  • @CamSteady
    @CamSteady 9 лет назад +1709

    OFFENSIVE, also hilarious. Welp that sums up my sense of humor, I'm going to enjoy this.

  • @redacted1993
    @redacted1993 4 года назад +470

    Mark: "I am inevitable."
    Thanos, 4yrs later: "I am inevitable."
    Game: 'i think we also predicted some witty one-liner here, didn't we?'
    *I'm sorry but my brain can't even right now-*

  • @CT-Impact
    @CT-Impact 4 года назад +121

    Mark: *talks to us
    Game: PERVERT

  • @The_shagster_97
    @The_shagster_97 3 года назад +8

    This is my favorite era of Markiplier. Ever since 2018 he just sort of changed.

  • @TexasTitanTactical
    @TexasTitanTactical 8 лет назад +396

    who here likes markipliers remixes better than the actual songs

    • @ellis1958
      @ellis1958 8 лет назад +1

      no one ever did you occapela lover.....wait... PARADOX!!! no one can physically like occapela! so PARADOX

    • @Halcyon8991
      @Halcyon8991 8 лет назад +1

      It's A Cappella, you troglodyte.

    • @mamayareborn
      @mamayareborn 8 лет назад +3

      +Broly9000 What the fuck are you even trying to say?

    • @Supernutella-cd1qr
      @Supernutella-cd1qr 8 лет назад

      Aleph

    • @kophoenix9486
      @kophoenix9486 7 лет назад +13

      TITAN x DESTROYER oh shit another dokkan fan, we're everywhere lol

  • @definitelycatherine7296
    @definitelycatherine7296 8 лет назад +306

    Having Mark sing over the copyrighted music makes it even funnier.

  • @crylune
    @crylune 9 лет назад +150

    The developer was 13 when he made this. Everyone's wondering how he came up with jokes like this, and I'm here like: "... how the fuck can a 13 year old animate that good"
    Also this isn't offensive at all for me, only funny :P

  • @hellogoodbye4379
    @hellogoodbye4379 2 года назад +8

    Watching this seven years after this was made make this compounding nostalgia even better. I’ll be back in another seven.

  • @christiansalazar7380
    @christiansalazar7380 8 лет назад +104

    my mom walked in as mark was chanting "touchin butts touchin butts

    • @roccoon9892
      @roccoon9892 8 лет назад

      Lmao what did she do? 😂😂😂

    • @Jarfiller
      @Jarfiller 8 лет назад +5

      Use headphones scrub

    • @lucasg3372
      @lucasg3372 8 лет назад

      me too but it was my dad

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 8 лет назад +8

      Me too but it was my dog.
      He seemed to have a disappointed glare on me . . .

    • @timothymcintire5747
      @timothymcintire5747 8 лет назад

      +Firestar4041 HA HA HA LOL XD

  • @jakomioftherose2434
    @jakomioftherose2434 7 лет назад +1186

    If there is one thing I've learned; If someone says that a game is offensive it's worth playing.

    • @yelhsaviolet
      @yelhsaviolet 6 лет назад +6

      Jakomi of the Rose hitler the game
      Is offensive...(side note i had to write hitler twice for the first sentence because first it autocorrected to butler)

    • @DanielPauli1
      @DanielPauli1 6 лет назад +6

      Jakomi of the Rose so true

    • @lavenderotaku2481
      @lavenderotaku2481 6 лет назад +1

      Haha suckers I mess up your 222 likes!! XD

    • @yeahrandoms5
      @yeahrandoms5 6 лет назад +2

      Yep

    • @gavinr4446
      @gavinr4446 6 лет назад +2

      Amen rose

  • @coalspruce
    @coalspruce 7 лет назад +1090

    He spent WAY too much time shooting those lawyers... WAAAAAYY too long

  • @cubechan1938
    @cubechan1938 Год назад +18

    This game now is about twice as old as Splatoon, and also this video.

  • @emirhan2442
    @emirhan2442 4 года назад +288

    The legends says the Man still falling on stairs.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 3 года назад +3

      If you listen closely, you can still hear the stock sound effects

    • @MrCake-hl6md
      @MrCake-hl6md 3 года назад +1

      Legend has it that the man is still falling on those stairs.

    • @kathrynej3390
      @kathrynej3390 3 года назад +1

      21:00 heres dope the game

    • @Nsodnoajdjksl
      @Nsodnoajdjksl 3 года назад

      You again?

  • @sanford11sweep
    @sanford11sweep 4 года назад +319

    I first watched this when I was 11. Its a lot funnier now that I get all the political jokes and other stuff that went WAY over my head as a kid.

    • @Idontknowwhatamcdonaldsdoes
      @Idontknowwhatamcdonaldsdoes 3 года назад

      Same here

    • @neurononymous
      @neurononymous 2 года назад +5

      Same goes for me. I actually took time to pause on the prison dilemma joke and holy shit was it was dark. Think a lib left or a centrist made this game

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces Год назад

      ​@@neurononymous He didn't seem to like Bush or Al Gore so I'm guessing centrist.

  • @cronakishingorgon
    @cronakishingorgon 9 лет назад +158

    _wow these jokes are so old now but were so relevant in that time my god i feel old now_

  • @harmonyquinn2557
    @harmonyquinn2557 3 года назад +28

    1:55 The is testing my my big vocabulary-ness! Here, I’m a “knee-hill-ist”! Look at me “knee-hill-ize all over the place!”😭💀

  • @DrMcFly28
    @DrMcFly28 8 лет назад +797

    Great... now I miss the old Internet.

    • @fireinthehole2272
      @fireinthehole2272 8 лет назад +11

      same.

    • @mysticforge369
      @mysticforge369 8 лет назад +61

      fireinthehole you could have said ditto ... you've failed the internet. thanks.

    • @fella_air4165
      @fella_air4165 7 лет назад +21

      So do I. My inner normie is finally speaking to me.

    • @techtraxx3018
      @techtraxx3018 7 лет назад +2

      The Map Survival Fuck-a You

    • @armygirl6276
      @armygirl6276 7 лет назад +1

      McFly........eye no how you fel

  • @spritewhisper
    @spritewhisper 4 года назад +263

    nothing hurts more than the way mark pronounces nihilism

    • @lukemimnagh4185
      @lukemimnagh4185 2 года назад +3

      This is relatable, Jesus the man can’t say nihilism

    • @snsteams
      @snsteams 2 года назад +21

      Pronouncing nihilism properly? What’s the point?

    • @spritewhisper
      @spritewhisper 2 года назад +8

      @@snsteams ok not only is this comment 2 years old but he says “nih-ill-ih-zm” but it’s actually pronounced “nai-uh-li-zm”

    • @snsteams
      @snsteams 2 года назад +5

      @@spritewhisper I wasn’t expecting you to respond, lmao
      I know how to pronounce nihilism, you missed the joke

    • @spritewhisper
      @spritewhisper 2 года назад +5

      @@snsteams oh . i didn’t realize it was a joke my bad g

  • @SoupIsRequired
    @SoupIsRequired 4 года назад +51

    23:31
    My childhood has gone from fun to a nightmare.

  • @elijahnygma3154
    @elijahnygma3154 Год назад +4

    "This was SEVEN years ago" and now it's been SEVEN more

  • @Jlipper
    @Jlipper 9 лет назад +30

    This was one of the first ever games that I played on Newgrounds. Ahh Memories.

  • @jamphoenix4313
    @jamphoenix4313 5 лет назад +302

    “I am Inevitable”
    -Mark 2K15
    “I am Inevitable”
    -Thanos 2K19
    YOU FREAKING PSYCHIC

    • @cranberryegg1236
      @cranberryegg1236 4 года назад +9

      "I think we predicted some witty one liner"

    • @kifflom498
      @kifflom498 4 года назад +1

      I still can’t believe
      Batman died in endgame

    • @sarck_tick
      @sarck_tick 3 года назад +2

      @@kifflom498 Spoilers dude

    • @thatoneguydjdoodles
      @thatoneguydjdoodles 3 года назад

      That wasn’t his intent, dude. The only prediction is what he said after
      “I think we just predicted a witty one liner”

    • @trashtrash756
      @trashtrash756 3 года назад

      @@thatoneguydjdoodles rEAAALLY??? You're telling me he can't see into the future? We got a fuckin genius over here

  • @InkyLotus
    @InkyLotus 9 лет назад +187

    Am I the only one who watches all 3 of the ":the game:" videos repeatedly
    And watches it in order?

    • @LxMadness
      @LxMadness 9 лет назад +2

      I do it

    • @AndrewPalafox1
      @AndrewPalafox1 9 лет назад

      No, you're not. xD

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito 9 лет назад

      Nope you are not alone XD

    • @tarynbentley1265
      @tarynbentley1265 9 лет назад

      +Miyu-chan :3 No you aren't.

    • @EldritchHarrr
      @EldritchHarrr 9 лет назад +1

      +Miyu-chan :3 No calculator in the world can count how many times I've watched this

  • @somedude5518
    @somedude5518 Год назад +15

    Mark: playing :the game:
    RUclips: *HAPPY WHEELS*

  • @AndySteinMusic
    @AndySteinMusic 9 лет назад +1746

    NOSTALGIA BOMB
    Holy crap I played this game years ago on Newgrounds and I can't wait to see your reaction to it xD I'm only 40 seconds into the video and I'm already excited.

    • @ellioteep
      @ellioteep 9 лет назад +1

      whad up mando!

    • @draco_system
      @draco_system 9 лет назад +3

      Holy crap! Fancy seeing you here. o.o

    • @alessandrogrimaldo9144
      @alessandrogrimaldo9144 9 лет назад +2

      DAAAAAAAAMM!!! i dont think that mando pony sees marks videos

    • @MegaNumberXIII
      @MegaNumberXIII 9 лет назад +3

      What the-? MandoPony!? Well I'll be damn. XD

    • @Emaniplex
      @Emaniplex 9 лет назад +1

      Wow... Mandopony is here...

  • @dalian2953
    @dalian2953 8 лет назад +1813

    Anyone from "We become what we behold" ?

  • @The_Yeetus_Knight
    @The_Yeetus_Knight 4 года назад +45

    I can’t believe mark didn’t get the 1984 reference from the domestic spying part

    • @ahsanumar01
      @ahsanumar01 4 года назад

      @yeetkid it's From the book 1984

  • @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX
    @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX 3 года назад +26

    “Grandpa, what was was 2020 like?”
    Me: 0:08

  • @kkcbal
    @kkcbal 6 лет назад +217

    How many people were warned that this video is offensive and still clicked on it and said it was offensive.
    I bet the people who disliked this were those people

    • @kkcbal
      @kkcbal 5 лет назад +11

      That’s offensive

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 5 лет назад +21

      I think I get it: people think they can tolerate the offensiveness, thinking it can’t be that bad.
      But then they can’t tolerate it.
      People often overestimate themselves

    • @defuegodiablo4249
      @defuegodiablo4249 5 лет назад +1

      Your the most offensive one here. Reversed upside down thumb 🖕

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 лет назад +2

      @@defuegodiablo4249 Uh... How?

    • @tribot8308
      @tribot8308 5 лет назад +2

      @@defuegodiablo4249 what.

  • @EchoTriux
    @EchoTriux 9 лет назад +81

    This was my absolute favorite thing on NewGrounds back in the day,
    Mark, you must play the sequel, I'm sure you'll love the Epicroll.

    • @dimi9799
      @dimi9799 9 лет назад +3

      I wholeheartedly agree, he should play the rest of these games. It was hilarious!! :3

    • @GrayScars24
      @GrayScars24 9 лет назад +2

      I totally agree!
      I also really want to play this game again now.

    • @amandabs28
      @amandabs28 9 лет назад +2

      Gosh, I loved reimagine the game, it was way too funny xD

    • @darklink2300
      @darklink2300 9 лет назад

      EPICROLL ALL THE WAY goddamn its going to get torn to shreds by youtube's copyright crap though (want to hear mark sing it though XD) #crushonobama

    • @KoroftheSon
      @KoroftheSon 9 лет назад

      Unfortunately, if he does play the next two, Epicroll with probably be muted, seeing as he took out Never Gonna Give You Up in this one. I'd still love to see him play them though.

  • @5cottjohnson
    @5cottjohnson 7 лет назад +370

    Don't drink and drive Don't drive and drink and drive Don't drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the brink of driving and driving and drinking and Don't driving and two the drink of briving drin't doink and dive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink. (I don't know how spot on I am feel free to correct me)

    • @thedemagorgon7361
      @thedemagorgon7361 7 лет назад +14

      Scott Johnson That's actually spot on. I'm glad you typed it all out cause it's hard too see on the screen even if you pause it.

    • @itzstormy9733
      @itzstormy9733 6 лет назад +2

      Nice

    • @tinycatcoven
      @tinycatcoven 6 лет назад +3

      *I l l u m i n a t i*

    • @xxmilaxx265
      @xxmilaxx265 6 лет назад +2

      My brain just melted...

    • @yuliewang-feng99
      @yuliewang-feng99 6 лет назад

      Scott Johnson what

  • @becca_farrow
    @becca_farrow 3 года назад +17

    The one where you destroy the couch is a Chappelle’s Show reference
    “I’m Rick James, bitch!”

  • @chaocobojun2098
    @chaocobojun2098 4 года назад +22

    9:03 it upsets me how the bassline sounds exactly like the part right before the breakdown in the Cowboy Bebop opening but in this game the music doesn’t actually *do* the breakdown that I expect every time. :c

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 5 лет назад +214

    "i'll pay you to get me more money"
    Ah, capitalism at it's finest

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 4 года назад +9

      VidBoom
      CEO #1: I’ll pay you trash so you work for me
      CEO #2: I’ll pay you slightly less trash so you work for me instead, oops now our company isn’t doing great so to protect my financial superiority I will now lay you all off and sell the company

    • @garynalley4277
      @garynalley4277 3 года назад +2

      Capitalism is great, what other ways bring more people out of poverty?

    • @garynalley4277
      @garynalley4277 3 года назад +2

      Not everyone can be equal just got to work hard.

    • @arpansarkar174
      @arpansarkar174 3 года назад +2

      @@garynalley4277 American Capitalism problem:
      1. Greedy education system.
      2. Go loan dept.
      3. Profiting on medication system.
      4. Pushing poor and helpless people to hell and only rise and respect rich once.
      5. Pay frick ton of money to get job coz companies won't give a damn what degree and graduation you got.
      So Communism is bad but capitalism isn't good eather ...

    • @garynalley4277
      @garynalley4277 3 года назад +2

      @@arpansarkar174 ok you didn't answer my question. I don't say capitalism is perfect but what other system has been proven better? If you work hard enough in a capitalist system then your work ethic can take you anywhere. That's why you see rags to riches stories all the time.

  • @GalaxysoulsAJ
    @GalaxysoulsAJ 8 лет назад +205

    I'm still waiting for the day where Tom actually comments on one of Mark's videos saying "Big brother is watching you."

    • @GalaxysoulsAJ
      @GalaxysoulsAJ 8 лет назад

      ***** True, but if he told Mark then I guess he'd know? XD

    • @GalaxysoulsAJ
      @GalaxysoulsAJ 8 лет назад

      ***** Yeah, it'd still be amazing though, like oml. :3

    • @justacartoonlover9658
      @justacartoonlover9658 8 лет назад +2

      OMG YES!!!!!

    • @KlLLERROBOT99
      @KlLLERROBOT99 8 лет назад +6

      Prisoner 1: He's the deal we both have a bar of soap and we both know what will happen.
      Prisoner 2: Exactly, so what do you want to do?
      Prisoner 1: How bought I take a shower first and then you wait.
      Prisoner 2: Ok deal.
      Prisoner 1: Wait are you going to.....
      Prisoner 2: Probably. But I know if I take a shower first you will.....
      Prisoner 1: How about we both take a shower.....wait never mind.
      Prisoner 2: It appears we are at a stand still.
      Prisoner 1: Yes, it does appear to be the case.
      Prisoner 3-5: Hurry up and one of you take a shower so we know who gets it tonight.
      Prisoner 1: Fuck this I choose parole.
      (10 days later)
      Judge: In the charges you face how do you plea?
      Prisoner 1: Guilty, now just kill me because I don't want to be....
      The End

    • @theshadynorwegian6036
      @theshadynorwegian6036 8 лет назад

      i do believe its areference to a book called 1984 about an alternate reality with three super empires

  • @Manel-dq2kb
    @Manel-dq2kb 4 года назад +12

    Funny how this game was made in 2009 and most lf the jokes still hold up perfectly

  • @LesterDariusDoesThings
    @LesterDariusDoesThings 4 года назад +63

    Fun fact: take a look at the sypnosis of the game

    • @litkale6329
      @litkale6329 Год назад

      Darn it, got me 3 years later

  • @myineragony7001
    @myineragony7001 7 лет назад +68

    5:30 anyone else noticed the bush read bush lol

    • @stuartsaul8824
      @stuartsaul8824 6 лет назад

      im suprised he doesn't reference what that game came from. i must be old.

    • @nprospekt
      @nprospekt 6 лет назад

      M E

  • @killboy-xh5zr
    @killboy-xh5zr 8 лет назад +193

    did we srsly get rick rolled BY A GAME!

  • @Dabigboii
    @Dabigboii 3 года назад +20

    2:22 ok mark but we were

  • @mdittus0097
    @mdittus0097 6 лет назад +278

    10:38 mark predicted a song

    • @JustJoshReal
      @JustJoshReal 6 лет назад +19

      *POW* this is america !

    • @fuzzbone
      @fuzzbone 5 лет назад +9

      FBI open up

    • @bluff445
      @bluff445 5 лет назад +5

      He sure did, but I never listened to it.

  • @heckrum
    @heckrum 5 лет назад +512

    4:47 hey, thats thanos' line!

  • @ttastyadyisttasty5398
    @ttastyadyisttasty5398 8 лет назад +161

    did anyone else see that the bush said 'BUSH LOL'?cuz i did

  • @justjacx
    @justjacx 2 года назад +10

    Mark: "This was 7 years ago!"
    Me: "Yes"

  • @aurias42
    @aurias42 4 года назад +29

    20:43 you know mark, you would have known that if you read the instructions

  • @jessieb1741
    @jessieb1741 7 лет назад +115

    Mark: its really nice here in LA
    Me: IT'S BEEN RAINING ALL WEEK HERE!

    • @sherrybernard462
      @sherrybernard462 6 лет назад +1

      This was released in 2015 so it’s different back when Mark was recording this and when you watched it.

    • @e.l.b2640
      @e.l.b2640 6 лет назад

      Jessie B same it's been raining all month here

  • @angelflores3291
    @angelflores3291 8 лет назад +97

    Who else really wanted Mark to Sing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

  • @theghoulboyofficial
    @theghoulboyofficial Год назад +5

    idk what it says about me but i played this game CONSTANTLY all throughout 2008...when i was in second grade

  • @davidappelgate320
    @davidappelgate320 5 лет назад +33

    25:00 the exact moment he could see the gates of hell just waiting for him

  • @kevinkuntz3352
    @kevinkuntz3352 9 лет назад +121

    PLEASE CONTINUE THIS TRIOLIGY

    • @markiplier
      @markiplier  9 лет назад +32

      WILL DO!!

    • @terencesmith7231
      @terencesmith7231 9 лет назад +4

      Markiplier DO IT
      DO IT NOW

    • @kevinkuntz3352
      @kevinkuntz3352 9 лет назад +6

      EHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *waits* DO IT NOW

    • @asthmaticandgay8067
      @asthmaticandgay8067 9 лет назад +6

      LIKE.
      DO IT NOW

    • @kevinkuntz3352
      @kevinkuntz3352 9 лет назад +2

      NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNWONWONWONW

  • @Zainab-hn3eh
    @Zainab-hn3eh 8 лет назад +209

    I died when he was singing the love to touch our butts song😂😂😂😂

    • @KosmicWorld_
      @KosmicWorld_ 8 лет назад +3

      Zainab 1202:OMG

    • @KiKi-bg6he
      @KiKi-bg6he 7 лет назад

      Zainab 1202 I laughed my head off 😭😭😂😂

    • @taylormorales555
      @taylormorales555 7 лет назад +1

      Zainab 1202 ME TOO! 😂

    • @raspie
      @raspie 7 лет назад +5

      I guess you can say you laughed your butt off...
      Then what's the point of the song if you have no butt?
      Imneversorry

  • @dylpickle_z
    @dylpickle_z 2 года назад +8

    I like the part where the nihilist said “it’s nihilisin’ time” and then nihilised everywhere

  • @arbitrarynumbers8406
    @arbitrarynumbers8406 9 лет назад +83

    Apparently the developer was 13 when he made this game.
    How?
    How can a thirteen-year-old come up with jokes like that?

    • @infinity3600
      @infinity3600 9 лет назад +2

      13? 13?! 13?!?!?! THOSE JOKES ARE FOR AT LEAST 18 AND UP

    • @SimplyAnime101
      @SimplyAnime101 9 лет назад +9

      No wonder there was so much r/iam14andthisisdeep.

    • @SadyhVonSchattig
      @SadyhVonSchattig 9 лет назад

      you heard wrong, probably

    • @blubbaglump6728
      @blubbaglump6728 9 лет назад +6

      cause 13 year olds r bettr den u m90s lelelelelelelelelelellelelelele

    • @mlxoc712
      @mlxoc712 9 лет назад +21

      Politically intelligent and informed youngsters such as he and other teens (such as me- I recently turned 14) are able to string coherent and relevant thoughts pertaining to such situations. ... Also, Bush's failure isn't easy to avoid, unless you're 70 and religiously watch Fox "News."

  • @kasmiracox5485
    @kasmiracox5485 8 лет назад +134

    I use big word to make myself sound more photosynthesis

    • @emilyroman1030
      @emilyroman1030 8 лет назад +1

      Really because I believe you sound very Photosynthesis

    • @emilyroman1030
      @emilyroman1030 8 лет назад

      Really because I believe you sound very Photosynthesis

    • @kasmiracox5485
      @kasmiracox5485 8 лет назад

      +emily roman why thank you

    • @emilyroman1030
      @emilyroman1030 8 лет назад

      Warrior Brightheart
      You are very welcome

    • @simplychloe9326
      @simplychloe9326 8 лет назад +2

      HAHA I photosynthesis with this!

  • @coobeeethics4856
    @coobeeethics4856 5 лет назад +18

    4:44 when he speaks and it's nearly inaudible it's perfect and the game suits it so well

    • @pold111
      @pold111 5 лет назад +1

      cause he can move the character and make it do that?

  • @thedarkest9
    @thedarkest9 2 года назад +4

    Mark: This was 7 years ago!
    Me: “watching this 7 years after it’s posted”

  • @AlibifortheAfterlife
    @AlibifortheAfterlife 5 лет назад +169

    "I didn't know this game was gonna take such a political stance."
    Mark, the WHOLE GAME so far was political. And philosophical.

    • @Scouter953
      @Scouter953 Год назад

      He meant that as in he didn't know when he elected to play the game.

  • @Dundermifflinpaper
    @Dundermifflinpaper 8 лет назад +118

    Anyone rewatching this after Markiplier's gameplay of "We become what we behold"?

  • @theorder8506
    @theorder8506 9 лет назад +106

    Roses are Red
    Heres something new
    Violets are Violet
    NOT FUCKING BLUE

  • @gavinnovakvlogs954
    @gavinnovakvlogs954 6 месяцев назад +2

    you know what i noticed? the checkpoint sound is the same sound used by doordash for orders

  • @videogamepioneer6250
    @videogamepioneer6250 8 лет назад +117

    Mark, The rick roll song isn't copyrighted. You could have had that in your video.

    • @r-jjones3330
      @r-jjones3330 8 лет назад

      IT ISNT? I WILL MAKE USE OF THIS!

    • @videogamepioneer6250
      @videogamepioneer6250 8 лет назад +3

      Yay! Rick- Rollers: One, Markiplier: about 13, 632, 997

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 8 лет назад +28

      Oh god what have you done!
      You've unleashed the Rick Rollers!!!
      They will never give up, they will never let us down! They just run around, but wont desert us!
      Even if we want them to!!!! You doomed us all!!!!! ;A;

    • @alexanderpfeiffer5429
      @alexanderpfeiffer5429 8 лет назад

      i was looking at this comment when i heard rick roll

    • @trentonwhite8503
      @trentonwhite8503 8 лет назад +3

      don't worry its better that way

  • @cragula
    @cragula 7 лет назад +143

    Touching butts
    Touching butts
    Touching butts
    All day long

    • @parthumanvoid
      @parthumanvoid 7 лет назад +2

      touching butts
      touching butts
      we all love to touch our butts

  • @jackaruby4222
    @jackaruby4222 8 лет назад +10

    Tame the shrew is a Shakespear play which was one of his "Comedies" and involves 2 people one the "husband" and the "shrew" the shrew is a lady who is fairly annoying but has a fortune and the husband tries to "tame" her and shit happens blah blah blah I hate history.

  • @AverageAnti-Furry
    @AverageAnti-Furry 9 месяцев назад +2

    Its funny how hes playing that game in 2015 say that the jokes are old, and im here in 2024 laughing my ass off.

  • @KoroftheSon
    @KoroftheSon 9 лет назад +87

    You need to play the next two, Mark, they get better as they go on.

    • @TheMasterVictory
      @TheMasterVictory 9 лет назад +1

      xD its the gay purple toon link

    • @doomcardten1799
      @doomcardten1799 9 лет назад +3

      Ikr. Replaying the Game and Reimagining the Game are the two sequels.

    • @DestroyahXS
      @DestroyahXS 9 лет назад +1

      Agreed.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 9 лет назад

      Who said he was gay? Maybe Link just wants a change of style?

    • @Lycanthropicleo
      @Lycanthropicleo 9 лет назад +1

      hell yeah, replaying the game is great

  • @MillyMimzy
    @MillyMimzy 9 лет назад +594

    All I could think about was how your character looked like a tooth....

  • @the_silverking
    @the_silverking 7 лет назад +647

    9/11 is my birthday... My birthday is hated by millions ;-;

    • @coricognitions
      @coricognitions 7 лет назад +44

      OUCH. Mine's on December 7th but yours is worse.

    • @nancypope1341
      @nancypope1341 7 лет назад +5

      Ha ha ha ha😆😆😆

    • @frankmac6626
      @frankmac6626 7 лет назад +7

      Butters lol

    • @JustALittleSillyGoose
      @JustALittleSillyGoose 7 лет назад +5

      Same.

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 7 лет назад +70

      Technically now you're birthday has it's own gigantic monument. And millions talk about it every year..
      I'd feel special as fuck..

  • @liberalcitydweller
    @liberalcitydweller 2 года назад +2

    “This was so long ago! Seven yeears ago!”
    He says, in a seven-year-old video

  • @madnessofmen
    @madnessofmen 4 года назад +36

    24:00 is still my favorate part of this video because of his reaction

    • @AlohaFourpeaks_
      @AlohaFourpeaks_ 2 года назад

      little did we know it's what inspired Mope Mope

    • @weaponxreject
      @weaponxreject 2 года назад

      I'm here from the future and I just wanted to stop and tell you it was mine too I kept rewatching it until it was time to go to class but I ended up rewatching it too many times and now I missed class which is how I got sucked into this comment that won't make any sense by time you're done reading it

    • @madnessofmen
      @madnessofmen Год назад

      Looking back this was an awful take

  • @madzoroark5396
    @madzoroark5396 6 лет назад +92

    I'm a nihilist, look at me nihilize! That shouldn't be funny, but it is.

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 4 года назад

      Is it just me, or does your profile pic look like Sonic on drugs?

    • @madzoroark5396
      @madzoroark5396 4 года назад +1

      @@bonnietelocole6777 it's a shiny Zoroark... but it kind of does look like druggy sonic.

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 4 года назад +1

      @@madzoroark5396 oh snap, that's really cool! I'm on mobile, so I had to go to your channel to understand that it probably wasn't Sonic xD

  • @slime-time
    @slime-time 9 лет назад +326

    7:55
    Don't drink and drive don't drink and drive don't drink and drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the drink of driving and drinking and don't driving and two the drink of briving drin't doink and dive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink

    • @slime-time
      @slime-time 9 лет назад +9

      Alright, gimme your damn keys

    • @M1sguidedS0n
      @M1sguidedS0n 9 лет назад +5

      Flora He *gives keys*

    • @slime-time
      @slime-time 9 лет назад

      Thank you very much

    • @M1sguidedS0n
      @M1sguidedS0n 9 лет назад

      No problem! :)

    • @tazabrat5
      @tazabrat5 9 лет назад +4

      Flora He 4:44 But I choose to believe that there *is* no spoon.

  • @kingdededelicious
    @kingdededelicious 2 месяца назад +1

    I find it amusing that the evolution of trust game and this game were made by the same person