Drill Sgt catches Soldier sleeping

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @hzak3269
    @hzak3269 5 лет назад +6917

    He was waiting to get revived by a teammate.

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 5 лет назад +17366

    *He really thought those camouflage uniform works*

  • @sheedb
    @sheedb 5 лет назад +5966

    The worst part is when the camera turns off

    • @alexcrescendo468
      @alexcrescendo468 4 года назад +208

      Sheed Bands he slapped the Jesus outta him.

    • @Shape07-0
      @Shape07-0 4 года назад +44

      You mean the *Fun* part right?

    • @jmsly21
      @jmsly21 4 года назад +83

      He probably still getting smoked right now

    • @fmjzach8563
      @fmjzach8563 4 года назад +35

      0, 0, 0, 0 we can go all day private

    • @TheAjrExperience_
      @TheAjrExperience_ 4 года назад +2

      Seriously lmfaoooo

  • @Owbe1
    @Owbe1 3 года назад +2271

    “If you keep calling me Sergeant again, I’m gonna destroy you.”
    Never have I heard such a powerful statement in that type of situation

    • @chosenwon5618
      @chosenwon5618 3 года назад +36

      *Sergeant.

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 3 года назад +93

      It’s because it’s not a threat, it’s a promise.

    • @robertsalazar5312
      @robertsalazar5312 3 года назад +23

      @Emma Madison he said sorry "drill" sergant that's the why dude was trippin

    • @casg9172
      @casg9172 3 года назад +2

      @@mehanikal5639 I don't get it too

    • @markusrose4468
      @markusrose4468 3 года назад +10

      that private already dead.

  • @julianventura_music
    @julianventura_music 5 лет назад +29895

    He was probably changing his aiming sensitivity

    • @DaniClipz
      @DaniClipz 5 лет назад +751

      Ye his sensitivity was way too high for him,he had to lower it.

    • @empathicmoziah3914
      @empathicmoziah3914 5 лет назад +88

      @@DaniClipz L O FUCKING L

    • @1922_productions
      @1922_productions 5 лет назад +99

      Yeah we had to carry his ass back to the “FOB”

    • @gael1069
      @gael1069 5 лет назад +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @milanoocartman451
      @milanoocartman451 5 лет назад +35

      I’m the 999 like

  • @Keldren.
    @Keldren. 5 лет назад +11504

    his mom told him to pause it and come eat dinner

    • @PAPOTE47
      @PAPOTE47 5 лет назад +89

      Keldren Raze underrated comment 🤣

    • @allesschwarz_liebe5871
      @allesschwarz_liebe5871 5 лет назад +33

      Keldren Raze Lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @diogogabriel640
      @diogogabriel640 5 лет назад +60

      Looool best coment on this video handsdown

    • @notably5233
      @notably5233 5 лет назад +8

      Danindig0nż lmao

    • @veyrix1418
      @veyrix1418 5 лет назад +36

      But it was an online game so the Sergeant catched him being asleep...

  • @migs6674
    @migs6674 5 лет назад +17731

    He was only changing his settings to reduce lag smh...

    • @sk4p3d
      @sk4p3d 5 лет назад +409

      456migs344 Aviation nah his sensitivity was too low he was raising it

    • @gotouguts2066
      @gotouguts2066 5 лет назад +73

      456migs344 Aviation Underrated comment

    • @cavelly6833
      @cavelly6833 5 лет назад +41

      456migs344 Aviation this is a good comment

    • @Drillinqz
      @Drillinqz 5 лет назад

      456migs344 Aviation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasonc1996
      @jasonc1996 5 лет назад +43

      He was AFK grabbing some food before the raid started

  • @nickosgood5447
    @nickosgood5447 3 года назад +1491

    I'd pay to see the sequel to this story

    • @jager5796
      @jager5796 3 года назад +103

      Legend say's he is still pushing the floor🤣

    • @purehell5010
      @purehell5010 3 года назад +34

      I’m sure it was a verbal bloodbath that his kids will probably still feel the ramifications of lol

    • @SethMacLeod95
      @SethMacLeod95 3 года назад +37

      He probs got kicked out for lying. He technically was given another chance. 3 actually lol

    • @nickosgood5447
      @nickosgood5447 3 года назад +8

      @@SethMacLeod95 you don't get kicked out for lying if anything it got an njp

    • @nickosgood5447
      @nickosgood5447 3 года назад +28

      @@SethMacLeod95 I don't believe that story. There is either missing information or that story is bull. Cause that doesn't happen like that. I know the rules.

  • @theharlequin7280
    @theharlequin7280 4 года назад +8452

    Drill Sergeant, speaking very calm: "Okay..."
    And this was the last time anyone had ever seen this young man.

    • @ashleyvalverde8756
      @ashleyvalverde8756 4 года назад +18

      LMBO 😭we’re going straight to hell

    • @stephenalvarez2846
      @stephenalvarez2846 4 года назад +28

      I see a lot of these comments can drill Sargents actually jump you and beat the crap out of you?

    • @theharlequin7280
      @theharlequin7280 4 года назад +107

      @@stephenalvarez2846 This is coming from a civilian, so I don't know what perhaps may go on "behind the curtains" - but from what I know drill sergeants officially aren't allowed inflict physical violence.
      They get in your face, scream and yell and keep up an aura of intimidation but aren't allowed to beat up recruits.

    • @stephenalvarez2846
      @stephenalvarez2846 4 года назад +10

      @@theharlequin7280 oh I see thanks lol I thought they could whip your ass lol

    • @maiholiaw4927
      @maiholiaw4927 4 года назад +56

      @@stephenalvarez2846 I don't know about the US Army or other armies, but what that recruit did is a serious breach of discipline in the Indian Army, He'd be lucky if gets off with running for hours in the hot sun with Pithu packs (combat load) as an appetizer along with rolls (front and back) served as side dishes.

  • @doesntknowbetter6415
    @doesntknowbetter6415 5 лет назад +10954

    “Just confusing the enemy, sir.”

  • @filipstudeny
    @filipstudeny 5 лет назад +2772

    He wasn't sleeping.He was doing tactical recon in Dreaming realm.

    • @Raptor302
      @Raptor302 5 лет назад +9

      Oh, he was warging into a raven! 😂

    • @nygsmurf3369
      @nygsmurf3369 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gold3npimp
      @gold3npimp 5 лет назад +2

      Oh god, South Park and imagination land.

    • @hockey_king2497
      @hockey_king2497 5 лет назад

      lol finally a comment that is funny

    • @og6114
      @og6114 5 лет назад

      Hahaha fuck ok this killed me. We would have killed him in his sleep in the Corps

  • @weeptheblood
    @weeptheblood 3 года назад +368

    "You keep calling me Sergeant again, and I'm going to destroy you," Dumbledore said calmly.

    • @DoggedSwingMusic
      @DoggedSwingMusic 3 года назад +14

      Underrated comment

    • @Sillytommysadventure
      @Sillytommysadventure Год назад +10

      Nah not really underrated. The joke is that in the book he says it calmy but in the movie he screams it. In this video he actually says it calmly so its just confusing and sounds like your mistaking the DS for dumbledore. Fail dude. Plz delete

    • @weeptheblood
      @weeptheblood Год назад +3

      @@Sillytommysadventure 🤓

    • @luminisant
      @luminisant Год назад +1

      @@Sillytommysadventure 🤓

  • @almos-bendeguzarany9274
    @almos-bendeguzarany9274 4 года назад +10361

    Dont be afraid when a drill sergant yells at you
    Be f*cking terrified when he wihspers

  • @duck9036
    @duck9036 8 лет назад +10951

    He had to turn the camera off so that there was no evidence of the murder he was about to commit.

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 6 лет назад +50023

    The real fun started when the camera stopped recording.

    • @zenbon2319
      @zenbon2319 6 лет назад +868

      urmaker big fan and active duty marine shout out to you and yes didn't have a drill sergeant, but if he's half as strict as a drill instructor he got it gooooood

    • @urmaker
      @urmaker 6 лет назад +535

      I appreciate that, man. As well as your service. I will put it this way, I remember TA 106 even after 13 years... Haha! A lot harder to roll up hill than I thought.

    • @zenbon2319
      @zenbon2319 6 лет назад +147

      MCRD San Diego hiking up that reaper to get my eagle,globe and anchor seems like it was just yesterday. Love your videos and keep up the good work.

    • @williamsibri1296
      @williamsibri1296 6 лет назад +10

      urmaker Hi!! urmaker

    • @turkblox7634
      @turkblox7634 6 лет назад +116

      666 likes
      Indeed shit happened when recording stopped

  • @TheAnalyticalFailure
    @TheAnalyticalFailure 3 года назад +238

    Levels of fuckedness increase gradually through the video.
    Level 1 - Drill Sgt. notices he is sleeping
    Level 2 - Drill Sgt. is able to take his weapon
    Level 9,003 - Lies seven times to the Drill Sgt. even after becoming fully awake and aware

  • @miura25yearsago52
    @miura25yearsago52 4 года назад +8582

    *He wasnt sleeping he was in his pause menu checking inventory.*

    • @gl0starzent583
      @gl0starzent583 4 года назад +12

      nice

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 года назад +14

      Maybe he zorked into the astral plane lol, maybe sleep deprivation?

    • @cloxdy6745
      @cloxdy6745 4 года назад +19

      Tf is this sword art online

    • @Kafuggi
      @Kafuggi 4 года назад +16

      Don't you just love those... Easy kills

    • @LLAMA-td7bc
      @LLAMA-td7bc 4 года назад +6

      LMFAOO🤣🤣🤣

  • @Unregistered.Hypercam.2.
    @Unregistered.Hypercam.2. 4 года назад +3043

    DS: "ok"
    *the sky turns red*

    • @Viviana088
      @Viviana088 4 года назад +75

      *Survive*

    • @varinkadian2679
      @varinkadian2679 4 года назад +96

      @@Viviana088 *Current Objective: Survive*

    • @guywithbigwhitecock709
      @guywithbigwhitecock709 4 года назад +39

      *boss music started playing*

    • @leoncaples2947
      @leoncaples2947 4 года назад +8

      @@guywithbigwhitecock709 And for once, it's not Megalovania

    • @lambo1614
      @lambo1614 4 года назад +6

      YOU LITTLE DIPSHITS WILL NOT BE LAZY AND CALL ME DS, YOU WILL SAY DRILL SARGEANT EVER SINGLE TIME.

  • @rangerunner6274
    @rangerunner6274 4 года назад +5462

    When the drill sergeant talks to you calmly, prepare for a VERY bad day.

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 3 года назад +453

    The fact that drill sargeants are recording phone videos now is strangely... humanizing...

    • @thecrazeecow1682
      @thecrazeecow1682 3 года назад +55

      My drill sergeants literally made Tik Toks as we stood in formation in the wind for ages

    • @Chicken_Wing91
      @Chicken_Wing91 Год назад +8

      @@thecrazeecow1682was one of them Angry Cops? Lol

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 5 лет назад +8098

    Nothing scarier than a DI who’s NOT yelling at you.

    • @CoolNinja925
      @CoolNinja925 5 лет назад +487

      This is a Drill Sergeant, not a Drill Instructor. But yes, both can be equally scary when not yelled at.

    • @triofact34
      @triofact34 5 лет назад +150

      @@CoolNinja925 He's probably just used to calling them instructors since ours vary from Master Corporal and upward and not just Drill Sergeant

    • @stanmoroncini8825
      @stanmoroncini8825 5 лет назад +9

      Lol yup

    • @jackhames3874
      @jackhames3874 5 лет назад +33

      Bailey Rodden damn y’all Canadians have some wild ranks.

    • @triofact34
      @triofact34 5 лет назад +29

      @@jackhames3874 I would argue they are Simpler! For Non-Commissioned Member (NCM is like Enlisted) it's Private, Corporal, Master Corporal, Sergeant, Warrant Officer, Master Warrant Officer, Chief Warrant Officer. It gets weird when you're artillery, an engineer or Navy.

  • @Ethan-ig7so
    @Ethan-ig7so 4 года назад +5068

    He wasn’t sleeping, he was just doing a very long blink

  • @MrGrenade121
    @MrGrenade121 3 года назад +186

    When an NCO asks a question like that, he knows. Your digging yourself into a hole by lying. Just be honest and take the beating

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 года назад +5

      If you get greatly punished no matter what your response is, does it matter what you say at all?
      At that point I’d just say nothing at all and leave the ball in his court. For God’s sake he’s just a man, we fall asleep. Get on with it and just give him his punishment assignment instead of torturing him with an interrogation about what happened while he was unconscious so no matter what he says he’ll be wrong

    • @MrGrenade121
      @MrGrenade121 3 года назад +19

      @@hobomike6935 Its an integrity thing. The initial punishment would probably be the same, but longer-term, its not a good look

    • @thebluescaptain
      @thebluescaptain 3 года назад +26

      @@hobomike6935 One word, honesty. If you're honest of your mistakes, the superiors will trust you more in the future, and that means a lot. That, plus instead of directly firing you off the military they'd give the chance of "you wanna stay or not? If you want, then fix it because there'd be no 3rd time", which is fair enough.

    • @Kaipanzer-r2w
      @Kaipanzer-r2w Год назад +6

      @@hobomike6935 don’t join the army if u have that sort of mindset simple as that

    • @Sean-nj3hx
      @Sean-nj3hx 8 месяцев назад +2

      “ for gods sake he’s just a man , we fall asleep “ they are training to be soldiers that will die if they fall asleep, that DS was able to take his weapon away so now not only is he in danger , he just put the rest of his guys in danger . That’s like say “ he fell asleep during his driving test , he’s only human “ accept way worse …

  • @rr-mg1zc
    @rr-mg1zc 4 года назад +2361

    When a Drill Sergeant talks to you calmly, expect a bad day ahead.

    • @NotceDragon
      @NotceDragon 4 года назад +67

      I was told if an instructor whispers, smiles or has an energy drink you are not going to have a good time lol

    • @BarackObama212
      @BarackObama212 4 года назад +5

      Tyler Durden lmao 4 sets of 20 what type of pog shit is that

    • @KhaosInductionCreator
      @KhaosInductionCreator 4 года назад +3

      Charlamagne I don’t think you know what pog means

    • @BarackObama212
      @BarackObama212 4 года назад +2

      Look URDead 4 sets of 20 push-ups is some pussy ass pog shit... idk what’s confusing about that lol.

    • @KhaosInductionCreator
      @KhaosInductionCreator 4 года назад +1

      Charlamagne who said anything was confusing? I said that you didn’t know what pog meant, I never said anything was confusing

  • @mikolajschulz5847
    @mikolajschulz5847 4 года назад +3567

    Guy was changing his loadout, give him a break

    • @kedirabdu6913
      @kedirabdu6913 4 года назад +47

      That one man army perk is rigged for him its taking to long

    • @blitzszm7846
      @blitzszm7846 4 года назад +55

      😂😂😂 nah he disconnected

    • @kedirabdu6913
      @kedirabdu6913 4 года назад +14

      @@blitzszm7846 i mean connection interuptted is a shit thing to have

    • @Zeeqoah
      @Zeeqoah 4 года назад

      Blitz SZM ayo😭😂 shit had me crying

    • @kedirabdu6913
      @kedirabdu6913 4 года назад +3

      @@Zeeqoah that damn connection interuppted

  • @heroofmalta9158
    @heroofmalta9158 5 лет назад +28522

    I regret I ever made this comment, forgive me.

    • @haltocarrick5504
      @haltocarrick5504 5 лет назад +1314

      I think that no Tyrannid horde, no Chaos demon, and no ork invasion, is scarier than a drill sergeant/instructor who's not yelling...

    • @DerexWolfheart
      @DerexWolfheart 5 лет назад +171

      @@haltocarrick5504 tf is ork

    • @captiancholera8459
      @captiancholera8459 5 лет назад +361

      He’s making a warhammer 40k reference

    • @DerexWolfheart
      @DerexWolfheart 5 лет назад +87

      @@captiancholera8459 they spell orc with a k???

    • @captiancholera8459
      @captiancholera8459 5 лет назад +52

      Doctor Fate yeah dude or with a C I’m not sure on the proper spelling

  • @RabbidHampster
    @RabbidHampster 3 года назад +150

    Sgt: You gonna lie one more time
    Recruit (loose translation): Yes sir, I would like all the smoke...sir

  • @re71707
    @re71707 4 года назад +4162

    "If you call me sergeant again I'm gonna destroy you."

    • @AguantelDiego86
      @AguantelDiego86 4 года назад +134

      Mr. funny haha after the next “Sergeant” he said I was waiting for the punishment.

    • @brandan61213
      @brandan61213 4 года назад +29

      I don’t get it why can’t he call him sergeant

    • @NTAD
      @NTAD 4 года назад +222

      @@hutchinsonfilms1406 Not quite. In Army basic you call your Drill Sergeant "Drill Sergeant." Whether they're Sgt, SSgt, or SFC, a Drill Sergeant is a Drill Sergeant. It is a title earned and to be respected. That's why he kept saying "Sergeant...Drill Sergeant" because he knew he was doing it wrong.

    • @davidgupta6968
      @davidgupta6968 4 года назад +114

      @@hutchinsonfilms1406 No , that's not it. You rarely call sergeants by their actual rank unless they are a first sergeant or seargent major and above. The drill sergeant here was mad because he was not addressed by "drill sergeant" which is seen as an earned title and position. The trainee here must have not seen his hat/badge. That is why when he looks up he says "oh" and begins to call him "drill sergeant".

    • @sirm.3952
      @sirm.3952 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lordboombastic5946
    @lordboombastic5946 4 года назад +6947

    A calm, quiet Drill SGT either means:
    1: Serious National Tragedy (Rare)
    2: Your difficulty has been switched to Ultra-Nightmare (Common)

    • @chefbrett2269
      @chefbrett2269 4 года назад +85

      I want to upvote this so bad but 69 just has that "just right tone".

    • @ganjamanjohnson
      @ganjamanjohnson 4 года назад +82

      Or 3 ur fucked and might as well gtfo of the military cuz ur in a world of shit

    • @rosshess7499
      @rosshess7499 4 года назад +9

      lordboombastic oh hey

    • @ales6823
      @ales6823 4 года назад +1

      King comment

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 года назад +11

      @Chef Brett REDDIT MOMENT 💯 because that’s what hero’s do

  • @grantwagner684
    @grantwagner684 5 лет назад +1962

    That calm “ok” from the DS at the end gave me flashbacks.

    • @omarimitchell7944
      @omarimitchell7944 5 лет назад +40

      Fr u know that private was never seen again

    • @IrishPotato86
      @IrishPotato86 5 лет назад +9

      That private not only got murdered by the DS and was never seen again, but they took what little pay he had when they article 15'd his ass too!

    • @djmichaeltimex4511
      @djmichaeltimex4511 4 года назад

      same

  • @ATFprdepartment
    @ATFprdepartment 3 года назад +61

    I’m amazed Drill ever saw him since that camouflage seems to really be working in this environment

    • @Dandaman1710
      @Dandaman1710 3 года назад +2

      Don’t they have like trackers on them or something

  • @chuchulainn9275
    @chuchulainn9275 4 года назад +2493

    Private: I was not sleeping, sergeant.
    Private's brain: We're dead. We're dead. You've killed us and now we're dead!

    • @IxDEVOUTxI
      @IxDEVOUTxI 4 года назад +8

      Good thing someone just liked this comment! It was at 666!

    • @imastabber2680
      @imastabber2680 4 года назад +1

      Bahahahahahahaha

    • @FreakDeagle
      @FreakDeagle 4 года назад +15

      as the private realised the drill sgt in front of him, we could see the pure fear in his microscopic reaction. its like the kid from insidious spotting the demon next to him ... the " dont move or you are dead " reaction

    • @Chrisadeth
      @Chrisadeth 4 года назад +13

      Funny thing is, drill probably wanted him to show some integrity and own his mistake. But, he lied. He's completely fucked

    • @josemanuelbarajas9481
      @josemanuelbarajas9481 4 года назад +4

      Brain: you imbecile, you doomed us all!!

  • @ducamuk
    @ducamuk 4 года назад +2172

    He wasn’t sleeping. He was reading the inside of his eyelids.

  • @FriedrichTheGreatest
    @FriedrichTheGreatest 4 года назад +3300

    "Your gamemode has been switched to survival"

  • @manifestyourlife6
    @manifestyourlife6 3 года назад +41

    When you're a little kid and scared to death that your parents haven't raised their voice yet, the low volume is deafening.

  • @The404Studios
    @The404Studios 4 года назад +8321

    Legend says he’s now forever asleep in the same spot 6 feet deep.

    • @Rastrprahari
      @Rastrprahari 4 года назад +50

      Well well well.... Lmao

    • @runmemylikes
      @runmemylikes 4 года назад +11

      YOOO 404 BADASS SEEING YOU HERE HAHAH

    • @zenoodlesoup6374
      @zenoodlesoup6374 4 года назад +4

      Yooooo what the hell are you doing here?! ❤️ Big fan! Youre probably also getting these videos recommend haha

    • @casualobserver2380
      @casualobserver2380 4 года назад +1

      Still not tired of the legend has it comments?

    • @ZeroesAndHeroes
      @ZeroesAndHeroes 4 года назад +1

      Wait 404 I love you

  • @ThatDerp
    @ThatDerp 5 лет назад +3267

    he should have just told the truth, boy he lied straight to his face.

    • @newstarcadefan
      @newstarcadefan 5 лет назад +217

      Yup, had he done that...him getting dog smoked would hurt a lot less. Since he lied..well...everybody's gonna suffer.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 4 года назад +84

      Nah, if you’re tired enough, you cna sleep without knowing, especially those that just started the sleep cycle

    • @Meekoid
      @Meekoid 4 года назад +84

      He probably didn’t realize how long (if at all) he was sleeping

    • @IrishPotato86
      @IrishPotato86 4 года назад +82

      The problem is he laid down. If he hadn't laid down, he wouldn't have fallen asleep. When i was in and started feeling tired in a classroom, my ass stood up and went to the back of room and stood there and listened. There were times i got my ass chewed and asked if i was tired. My reply was, i am not tired, but i didnt want to take any chances at falling asleep. Id rather get my ass chewed or smoked for being tired than the smoking i would get for falling asleep.

    • @haedarmuhsen2855
      @haedarmuhsen2855 4 года назад +6

      Never admit you felt asleep dude.. what's wrong with you 😁

  • @Synystr7
    @Synystr7 5 лет назад +2321

    That "ok" at the end.
    PTSD Triggering.

    • @khabibarmageddon7743
      @khabibarmageddon7743 4 года назад +24

      @0 0 More than likely he got smoked for hours after this stunt.

    • @Unknown-rw2ec
      @Unknown-rw2ec 4 года назад +3

      I liked it but then I un liked it cos 666

    • @sebastianpatel3809
      @sebastianpatel3809 4 года назад +3

      At first I thought it meant Police troop state department lmfao

    • @leonadoorley3666
      @leonadoorley3666 4 года назад

      @@Unknown-rw2ec lmao,
      666 is looooooong gone. It's been ages kid

    • @smithidk9557
      @smithidk9557 4 года назад

      The whole company is gonna get it then he is gonna have a fun day

  • @michaela.6381
    @michaela.6381 3 года назад +98

    It can happen to anyone when you are exhausted. I fell asleep like this once, along with my platoon, while in my actual unit in the 82nd. When you are laying there for hours, especially on ambushes, and it’s just training, it happens even to NCO’s. We once didn’t initiate an ambush because the entire platoon dozed off, but we had been in ITC (Intensive Training Cycle) and in field for a month straight and were like 72+ hours without sleep doing an ambush. This was 90’s even. We had layered there for about five hours, from 0-dark-30 to stand-to. This kid’s uniform didn’t look dirty enough for at least that though. The main thing, he shouldn’t had lied and should’ve told his DS the truth that he drifted off. The DS might’ve given him a little “reinforcement”, but would’ve understood as I’m sure it’s happened to him before too.

    • @banksnld
      @banksnld Год назад +11

      Yeah, he would have gotten off lightly if it was just the sleeping. The repeated lie even after the DS called him on it plus the obvious attitude on his face is why he's fucked.

    • @hayro252
      @hayro252 Год назад +3

      Wasn't he suppose to have battlebuddy or something? To prevent the cases as such that is

    • @rickclay
      @rickclay 4 месяца назад +1

      Many don't realize just how tiring training can be, just the guys/gals that have experienced it.

  • @M.Ramirez27
    @M.Ramirez27 5 лет назад +8540

    6ix9ine: he was sleeping drill sergeant

  • @SnuffySpaghetti
    @SnuffySpaghetti 5 лет назад +1368

    "Look at my face. I am going to destroy you."
    I would pay to be a fly on a tree watching this after the recording cuts.

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 5 лет назад +67

      Nah, dragonflies have higher resolution.

    • @SMOOTHIEGOOSIE
      @SMOOTHIEGOOSIE 5 лет назад +9

      LowQ i think there should be a “fuckin” in between “my and face”

    • @Boooooooooo541
      @Boooooooooo541 5 лет назад +1

      or a bird

    • @icewallowcome4955
      @icewallowcome4955 5 лет назад +1

      @@randompheidoleminor3011 nah Survilance cameras would do the job. 4k NV

  • @shrooman768
    @shrooman768 4 года назад +7673

    "If you call me "sergeant" again, I'm gonna destroy ye.".
    *I'm sorry, Sergeant.*

  • @mattd4698
    @mattd4698 3 года назад +48

    He gave him a chance... RIP young man

  • @thegamingbayskeletor1637
    @thegamingbayskeletor1637 5 лет назад +5942

    He wasn't sleeping, he was AFK because his mom called him

  • @Thebarrelriderino
    @Thebarrelriderino 4 года назад +3373

    Me: Oh man this guy's gonna get yelled at so loud he'll go deaf
    Drill Sgt: Talks to the guy in a calm manner
    Me: Nvm this guy's dead.

    • @Gerraint
      @Gerraint 4 года назад +138

      For real.. I'd rather get yelled at than him calmly talked like this.

    • @kedirabdu6913
      @kedirabdu6913 4 года назад +144

      @@Gerraint yeah cuz everybody knows that a calm drill is a dangerous one

    • @jesbinj
      @jesbinj 4 года назад +35

      dude has a gun in his hand, bad idea to startle him and freak him out

    • @Gerraint
      @Gerraint 4 года назад +60

      @@jesbinj that's why he took the gun first

    • @tensae4725
      @tensae4725 4 года назад +22

      Jasir Al faruq Wow. The drill sergeant thinks fast. I probably would have forgotten to do that.

  • @roberttrusk6933
    @roberttrusk6933 4 года назад +1706

    You know when that camera turned off, that was the last time he was ever seen again.

    • @mtlmenace8590
      @mtlmenace8590 4 года назад +12

      thats america loll he got into alot of shit but thats not russia haha

    • @officialrealistyoutube
      @officialrealistyoutube 4 года назад +2

      Mtl Menace *a lot

    • @SmokeyTheBandit
      @SmokeyTheBandit 4 года назад +1

      @@mtlmenace8590 thats kinda the whole joke...

    • @PotatoBlaster64
      @PotatoBlaster64 4 года назад +1

      That private is currently MIA

    • @ajmorton2994
      @ajmorton2994 4 года назад

      At least he had his weapon pointed down range 🤣

  • @Grissom_Outdoors
    @Grissom_Outdoors 3 года назад +39

    Legend has it when the wind blows you can hear his ghost snoring

  • @virtualvendetta4439
    @virtualvendetta4439 5 лет назад +2098

    He was meditating to become one with the forest

  • @KytoYT
    @KytoYT 6 лет назад +5113

    He was just changing his keybinds...

  • @goose2835
    @goose2835 5 лет назад +3379

    "Call me Sergeant one more time and I will destroy you."

    • @annamite3217
      @annamite3217 5 лет назад +262

      "spell sergeant wrong one more time and i will destroy you"

    • @goose2835
      @goose2835 5 лет назад +102

      Oh, thank you for correcting me.

    • @deletedchannel6094
      @deletedchannel6094 5 лет назад +42

      @@goose2835if you don't say sergeant again, I will destroy you

    • @bobbq8380
      @bobbq8380 5 лет назад +8

      You know what, how about everyone here destroyed NOW!
      👍👎 ✊💥👊💥✊💥👊💥
      😄😄

    • @Ae0liann
      @Ae0liann 5 лет назад +4

      Annamite that’s not what he said lol

  • @Wesssss84
    @Wesssss84 3 года назад +27

    I was not asleep Drill Sergeant
    Drill Sergeant: ok I’m gonna need you to go ahead and start digging your own grave

  • @yoloswaggins1579
    @yoloswaggins1579 5 лет назад +1393

    -You were not sleeping, right?
    -No, drill sergeant.
    *cleans toilets for the next month*

    • @smoothsnailing2161
      @smoothsnailing2161 5 лет назад +26

      Yolo Swaggins go worse with your punishment. Cleaning toilets is a toddlers job to em

    • @gamingforaday5446
      @gamingforaday5446 5 лет назад +24

      Your profile picture is disgusting

    • @aastors18
      @aastors18 5 лет назад +11

      your pfp is horrific

    • @chrismac1507
      @chrismac1507 5 лет назад +7

      I thought ur profile pic was a bowl of cheerios boy was I wrong...

    • @WhattAreYouSaying
      @WhattAreYouSaying 4 года назад +1

      @@chrismac1507 What is his profile pic? An eye with worms in it?

  • @nathancukurs5551
    @nathancukurs5551 3 года назад +3145

    “You wanna try again?”
    If you ever hear these words, means you’re done with the bs.

    • @joeyoung4871
      @joeyoung4871 3 года назад +111

      I feel like he gave him a solid chance too

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 3 года назад +72

      @@joeyoung4871 Yeah just come clean at that point. These guys aren't dumb.

    • @franklynterrell8182
      @franklynterrell8182 3 года назад +12

      That was when I would come clean to my parents. I could be lying until kingdom comes and when my mom asked me that I was like “you want the whole truth right?” Lol

    • @nunyabusiness4904
      @nunyabusiness4904 3 года назад +24

      Those are the words are the second chance, you're already fucked for sleeping, you just got caught lying and now they'll give one chance to prevent it from getting worse.

    • @sanlorenzo7896
      @sanlorenzo7896 3 года назад +46

      “You wanna try that again?”
      Me: *snores back to sleep*

  • @2twoThree556
    @2twoThree556 4 года назад +2791

    "Lie to me again"
    "I was not sleep Drill Sergeant."
    *So you have chosen death*

    • @yahtoray3
      @yahtoray3 4 года назад +8

      @viperdemonz lord of the rings reference

    • @davidgibson2284
      @davidgibson2284 3 года назад +9

      It's real funny how he lied, then admitted to lying without even knowing it. lol

    • @SB-vb8bw
      @SB-vb8bw 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @2twoThree556
      @2twoThree556 3 года назад +1

      @Patryk Lis ya mama, bitch.

    • @NippyNep
      @NippyNep 3 года назад

      @John Jenkins bruh

  • @enriquefau8974
    @enriquefau8974 3 года назад +30

    Saw it happen to a buddy and almost happened to me once. His brain never registered the pass of time, he never realized he had fallen asleep. That's why he kept saying he wasn't asleep, in his mind he wasn't lying. It sounds hard to believe that the brain can be fooled in such way but it happens when you're very tired and the environment around you is static and monotonous.
    Having that said, this guy should have realized that whether he was asleep or not, the DS was not going to change his mind and he should have given him the reason the second time he asked.

  • @jacobwright4653
    @jacobwright4653 4 года назад +3597

    Caught sleeping, no battle buddy, and he lied. The whole platoon is gonna get smoked probably.

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 4 года назад +92

      Many people are saying the same thing... What's the (military) rational behind punishing the whole platoon???

    • @JohnN320
      @JohnN320 4 года назад +365

      @@arminius6506 A military platoon is a team. If one man messes up everyone is punished. This makes them push eachother on. But as far as I know an unspoken reason is that this causes the whole platoon to punish the dude who messed up (this prevents such an incident from happening again). (basing this on the few videos I've seen from veterans)

    • @davidkay7389
      @davidkay7389 4 года назад +124

      And he had his weapon stripped from him while asleep

    • @jacobwright4653
      @jacobwright4653 4 года назад +9

      @David Kay oh yeah 😆

    • @AViewCado69420
      @AViewCado69420 4 года назад +47

      @@fearinoculum7181 not till he shoots the DS in the bathroom

  • @bsgfan1
    @bsgfan1 4 года назад +2401

    Objective: Survive
    Drill Sgt: “Okay”
    Objective failed

    • @XOTheEmreOX
      @XOTheEmreOX 4 года назад +4

      cringe lord

    • @algomes715
      @algomes715 4 года назад +20

      Never ever lie to your drill instructor!.... It only makes it worse.

    • @user-se8nh3yu1e
      @user-se8nh3yu1e 4 года назад +9

      EmBro self-liked comment andy.

    • @XOTheEmreOX
      @XOTheEmreOX 4 года назад +1

      @@user-se8nh3yu1e Thats where you are wrong

    • @user-se8nh3yu1e
      @user-se8nh3yu1e 4 года назад +3

      EmBro says the one with only one like, and it’s probably yours.

  • @knuckle1493
    @knuckle1493 4 года назад +2290

    "mkay"
    this dude gonna lose 10 lbs in an afternoon lmaoooo

    • @user-hz8us2rs7k
      @user-hz8us2rs7k 4 года назад +14

      Food for your diet not for your muscles.

    • @doodahman2995
      @doodahman2995 4 года назад +24

      I can attest to that. Been there. Fell asleep on fire watch. Parris Island 1997 plt 3029

    • @chdrums9
      @chdrums9 4 года назад +49

      @@doodahman2995 how many pushups do you have left?

    • @doodahman2995
      @doodahman2995 4 года назад +40

      @@chdrums9 They still call me out to the quarter deck any time some recruit fuks up.

    • @iProwlr
      @iProwlr 4 года назад +3

      @@user-hz8us2rs7k he’s gonna be running..

  • @Ellimanist15
    @Ellimanist15 3 года назад +33

    This is the biggest reason I never went into the military. I'm aware of how much sleep my body needs. Depriving myself of that sleep I just dangerous for my health.

    • @angrybear86
      @angrybear86 3 года назад +3

      Legitimately though.

    • @LucidWanderer
      @LucidWanderer 3 года назад +6

      I think getting shot or stepping on an ied is also quite dangerous for your health

    • @uni4rm
      @uni4rm 3 года назад +6

      @@LucidWanderer Most military don't serve in combat.

  • @Videoctr
    @Videoctr 5 лет назад +1406

    He was not sleeping, he was checking his eyelids for light leaks.

    • @maceomillions2192
      @maceomillions2192 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooo

    • @acog_quarks8753
      @acog_quarks8753 4 года назад +20

      @@monke811 your comments means less than his though

    • @Nyx_2142
      @Nyx_2142 4 года назад +3

      @@acog_quarks8753 your comments mean even less than his though

    • @swerve2946
      @swerve2946 4 года назад +1

      Nex Gamez this string means less tho

    • @leaderbad1548
      @leaderbad1548 4 года назад +1

      @@monke811 ur mum gay

  • @junkyarddanubis3116
    @junkyarddanubis3116 4 года назад +4857

    He wasn’t sleeping. He was counting how many dirt grains there are on the ground

    • @salva3017
      @salva3017 4 года назад +9

      Jaja

    • @Massck
      @Massck 4 года назад +11

      I mean, you can't tell... So... maybe that's actually what happened æææææ

    • @iam1408
      @iam1408 4 года назад +5

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @jackcoppa8367
      @jackcoppa8367 4 года назад +8

      You mean on his face

    • @kennnie
      @kennnie 4 года назад +5

      999 likes. I have my power

  • @shanebk5007
    @shanebk5007 6 лет назад +4217

    He was using his preadator missile

  • @drjayent.926
    @drjayent.926 3 года назад +10

    I smell Mountain Climbers, V-Ups and Flutter kicks in full Battle Rattle. Once that camera ended 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jeevishane
    @Jeevishane 4 года назад +2099

    “I was not sleeping Drill Sergeant”
    *PRESS X TO DOUBT*

  • @s4yd
    @s4yd 4 года назад +5433

    1. Caught sleeping
    2. His weapon got taken off him during sleep
    3. No battle buddy
    4. Lied

    • @samanatorv4717
      @samanatorv4717 4 года назад +1061

      5. Death

    • @brycedavenport1252
      @brycedavenport1252 4 года назад +48

      samanatorv47 lmfao

    • @saifh3681
      @saifh3681 4 года назад +52

      Is there like something about loosing your weapon ? I don't get it

    • @arctical4179
      @arctical4179 4 года назад +527

      @@saifh3681 If you were in a real battle and your enemy took your weapon or you somehow lost it, you're dead.

    • @brycedavenport1252
      @brycedavenport1252 4 года назад +20

      saif H yea basically what he said

  • @gieltimmermans
    @gieltimmermans 6 лет назад +4055

    *He forgot to press the respawn button*

  • @PabloEscobar-ik7cm
    @PabloEscobar-ik7cm 3 года назад +20

    He memorized every map and logistics by a 20 min nap. That’s called “reloading”/“buffering”

  • @THEODSTKING117
    @THEODSTKING117 8 лет назад +4641

    u know u done fucked up when ur drill sergeant is talking to you with a calm voice like that. that's even scarier then being yelled at damn

    • @mib5896
      @mib5896 8 лет назад +177

      THEODSTKING117 I know right. That drill sergeant was chill AF but still had that 'you'll be fucked up soon' tone.

    • @cross5574
      @cross5574 8 лет назад +98

      THEODSTKING117
      Lol yeah. He was like "I'm going to be calm with you because you are about to be in for a world of hell."

    • @nanorey5073
      @nanorey5073 8 лет назад +151

      why do u think he turned the camera off lmao

    • @jhonrodriguez5493
      @jhonrodriguez5493 8 лет назад +22

      You guys are p*ssies, I would be like "f*ck off and let me sleep some more b*tch!!", you are just a bunch of little girls.

    • @dennisglardior8269
      @dennisglardior8269 8 лет назад +90

      Jhon Rodriguez your a idiot if you talk to your stg like that your gonna get your ass handed to you

  • @numbuniverse
    @numbuniverse 6 лет назад +14636

    i heard he still doing push ups till this day

    • @Jason-xn9lo
      @Jason-xn9lo 6 лет назад +29

      hahah that's a good one

    • @JewelzFin
      @JewelzFin 6 лет назад +3

      Hahaha

    • @pappydc12
      @pappydc12 6 лет назад +101

      ...if you go out to that spot at night you can still hear, "one drill sergeant..two drill sergeant..three drill sergeant"

    • @new_era_soza
      @new_era_soza 6 лет назад +22

      D8AZ legend says he's still going over it

    • @KennethDAstonJr
      @KennethDAstonJr 6 лет назад +1

      lol

  • @HezziUKzz
    @HezziUKzz 6 лет назад +3547

    He got kicked for inactivity

    • @jason5123
      @jason5123 6 лет назад +14

      I'm dead 😂

    • @gloomyrain5086
      @gloomyrain5086 6 лет назад +11

      @@jason5123 how are you typing?

    • @jason5123
      @jason5123 6 лет назад +10

      @@gloomyrain5086 I'm a damn ghost with a ghost phone *IT WORKS IN THE SPIRIT REALM!*

    • @xaniety.2691
      @xaniety.2691 6 лет назад

      Oml

    • @SenorWick92
      @SenorWick92 6 лет назад

      This the best comment 👏👏👏

  • @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
    @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 3 года назад +25

    "I'm going to destroy you."
    Legend has it this grunt is still being destroyed.

    • @socialNrocker
      @socialNrocker 3 года назад +1

      “Look at my fucking face” duuuuude ur done for xD

  • @ryansavage8053
    @ryansavage8053 4 года назад +2177

    As soon as the Drill Sargent takes the rifle, the dancing coffin guys come out of the forest.

    • @Charlie-zr3cm
      @Charlie-zr3cm 4 года назад +2

      sergeant

    • @Charlie-zr3cm
      @Charlie-zr3cm 4 года назад +5

      Max Hernandez u stupid little nigga look u dipshit
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    • @delx5751
      @delx5751 4 года назад +2

      *glowing thing above his head turns red*

    • @Nunyabusiness21182
      @Nunyabusiness21182 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gemeng8964
      @gemeng8964 4 года назад

      Lmafoooo😭😂😂

  • @rossturpin747
    @rossturpin747 5 лет назад +1264

    “I was going over my drills whilst practicing snoring sounds srgnnnt”

  • @chuchulainn9275
    @chuchulainn9275 4 года назад +2222

    "I couldn't help it Drill Sergeant. I was dreaming I was awake. And then I woke up and found myself asleep."

    • @noice4629
      @noice4629 4 года назад +66

      Damn frl tho..... happened to me a lot😂

    • @trees1922
      @trees1922 4 года назад +84

      i know this is meant to sound confusing
      but holy shit this actually happens to me

    • @Squidward_Aokiji
      @Squidward_Aokiji 4 года назад +16

      @@noice4629 i think it is called lucid dream

    • @cocobread2569
      @cocobread2569 3 года назад +4

      You describe every job interview i ever missed.

    • @lonew872
      @lonew872 3 года назад +1

      Yeah

  • @brax7152
    @brax7152 2 года назад +6

    Nothing is more terrifying to me than a calm drill sergeant.

  • @daichishimmura9886
    @daichishimmura9886 4 года назад +2416

    If a drill sergeant talks normally it means his pissed

    • @YouAreGodsCreation
      @YouAreGodsCreation 4 года назад +217

      Not at all. When he yells that means he is speaking normally or he is mad, when he whispers that means that you are done. GG for our soldier.

    • @YouAreGodsCreation
      @YouAreGodsCreation 4 года назад +131

      But don't forget they were in the middle of a practice, so he couldn't yell because they would find them, but trust me, after what happened, this soldier didn't have a good end.

    • @porschet5898
      @porschet5898 4 года назад +11

      What a pathetic sergeant, in russia you would've gotten a lifetime of whooping

    • @sweetlookintoast8769
      @sweetlookintoast8769 4 года назад +59

      @@porschet5898 you mean lifetime in the gulag?

    • @solofhxcjccsubliminals5483
      @solofhxcjccsubliminals5483 4 года назад +8

      @@porschet5898 Nah hes going to tear him apart.

  • @uguook
    @uguook 6 лет назад +2901

    He just went afk for a moment

  • @tville9648
    @tville9648 4 года назад +1332

    Rumor has it, that recruit is still doing PT to this day.

    • @aydenn23
      @aydenn23 4 года назад +1

      Compass why would you put haha

    • @hollow_1252
      @hollow_1252 4 года назад +12

      Compass I mean he got 511 likes soo... who are you to talk?

    • @Xxbwachamp445xX
      @Xxbwachamp445xX 4 года назад +1

      @Hollow _ you got a point there.His likes are still growing as well

    • @justice_crash2521
      @justice_crash2521 4 года назад

      Best comment

    • @commanderhardy4501
      @commanderhardy4501 4 года назад +2

      @@hollow_1252 and compass got one😂

  • @dimitry1741
    @dimitry1741 3 года назад +14

    I like to think thats where the conversation ended, just “mkay, I believe you” then he walks away

  • @idkwhatever6232
    @idkwhatever6232 4 года назад +1139

    "you call me sergeant again im gonna destroy you"
    "um. um. drill sergeant"

    • @stalinsghostux3318
      @stalinsghostux3318 4 года назад +5

      What’s the range of punishment lol 😂 I would love to know

    • @stalinsghostux3318
      @stalinsghostux3318 4 года назад +1

      Aussie Jules Wiener thanks sucks to be him 😂

    • @stalinsghostux3318
      @stalinsghostux3318 4 года назад +5

      Aussie Jules Wiener ah so this fucker is getting hit with bars of soap got it 😂

    • @Paandaas
      @Paandaas 4 года назад +6

      Oh he's about to get "motivated" alright.

    • @abdinboni2246
      @abdinboni2246 4 года назад +1

      666 likes lol

  • @MessagerOfHell
    @MessagerOfHell 4 года назад +1995

    I'm not gonna lie. I was expecting a heart stopping wake-up stunt but now I feel bad about that guy because of that ominous tone in the Drill Sergeant's voice.

    • @mr.popish3829
      @mr.popish3829 4 года назад +8

      MessengerOfHell Don’t feel bad

    • @spitfire841
      @spitfire841 4 года назад +65

      He lost his job there or he got such punishment that he wished he lost his job, that tone is not something he's gonna remember

    • @ingenide
      @ingenide 4 года назад +10

      yeah, honestly if I were him I’d rather be yelled at

    • @arianimations7832
      @arianimations7832 4 года назад +32

      I was expecting the loudest slap on the back of the neck. So loud I could hear it 12 years later

    • @CreateCIT
      @CreateCIT 4 года назад

      Stfu

  • @jacobpearce2881
    @jacobpearce2881 4 года назад +4444

    I was expecting this to be funny, but now I fear for his life

    • @mcstench8913
      @mcstench8913 3 года назад +126

      right lol this kinda just made me feel bad for the dude napping

    • @nassta123
      @nassta123 3 года назад +63

      Hes about to end that mans whole career

    • @TheSoulTaker__
      @TheSoulTaker__ 3 года назад +22

      I thought he would throw whatever he had in his hand at him to wake him up lol

    • @iamthatis4793
      @iamthatis4793 3 года назад +31

      idk todays military is softer NOW had this been like 50-60 years ago DI, oh yes id be worried, but the military has went soft on these boys, like seriously soft

    • @SoakieCat
      @SoakieCat 3 года назад +12

      @@iamthatis4793 No war tends to do that I guess idk

  • @santinojozefmiller7721
    @santinojozefmiller7721 Год назад +4

    The drill sergeant should’ve sent him off to either San Diego or Paris Island, and had him do that in front of the DIs.

  • @TheTabascodragon
    @TheTabascodragon 6 лет назад +1987

    I started squirming when he started lying. He had no idea how much worse he just made it for himself.

    • @Samuel-he1xb
      @Samuel-he1xb 6 лет назад +35

      He’s gonna get it hard to him

    • @iheartreggie2545
      @iheartreggie2545 6 лет назад +110

      You know when that camera cut off drill sergeant started screaming

    • @davidb8523
      @davidb8523 6 лет назад +41

      @waterside are you or have you been in the military?

    • @davidb8523
      @davidb8523 6 лет назад +35

      @waterside hold up, i never said they beat their soldiers, they went into service to follow orders so wtf do you mean they could just say no and walk away stfu

    • @davidb8523
      @davidb8523 6 лет назад +17

      @waterside if you dont give a shit about what they tell you to do then thats why your not in dumbass, just cause they dont beat you doesnt mean your not fucked when you get in trouble

  • @danielgibeault8060
    @danielgibeault8060 4 года назад +1336

    Drill sergeant as calmly as can be: okay
    This guy: *about to go to heaven*

    • @Mehlmaschinex
      @Mehlmaschinex 4 года назад +51

      actually when a drill sergant talks calmly, they have something real bad in mind for you

    • @Mehlmaschinex
      @Mehlmaschinex 4 года назад +9

      @@FirstCllass I see, yeah heaven seems about right since he was serving for our country

    • @crestguidry4399
      @crestguidry4399 4 года назад +1

      But he was lyin

  • @samemafian_
    @samemafian_ 4 года назад +1250

    "I was testing how well the camo clothes worked, Drill Sergeant."

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 3 года назад +56

      "It's MTP son we all know that shit doesn't work out here, now get in the fucking pit."

    • @FilthyGaijin
      @FilthyGaijin 3 года назад +6

      @@Brainwave101 lmfao

    • @hammerborger8778
      @hammerborger8778 3 года назад +4

      @@Brainwave101 I am going to like this comment because of your name

    • @jameseli5963
      @jameseli5963 3 года назад +15

      One time during basic, we were supposed to do a mock ambush and had to conceal ourselves without being seen. We were seen. For the first time ever the drill sergeant didn't blame us but said "yeah this camo sucks."

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 3 года назад +2

      @@jameseli5963 Were you guys using UCP?

  • @helpdeskjnp
    @helpdeskjnp 3 года назад +5

    “And amen…..” “Oh, Drill Sergeant, I was just praying to God that you win the lottery!”

  • @SnakeFist150
    @SnakeFist150 5 лет назад +6997

    "Sorry corporal I didnt know i was asleep, i thought I was awake".
    A classic excuse from my training

    • @googleminus1442
      @googleminus1442 5 лет назад +120

      @Alayliah Reynolds Maybe he's a brit? I read the royal marines use corporals instead of sergeants. Same with the British army, I assume.

    • @DerexWolfheart
      @DerexWolfheart 5 лет назад +55

      @Alayliah Reynolds if u dont know then why would u correct him lmao

    • @sam-2341
      @sam-2341 5 лет назад +1

      upsweep the marines have pretty much the same rank structure as the army, in a troop you’ll have a captain (usually) a troop sergeant and a corporal for each section

    • @blankabs7056
      @blankabs7056 5 лет назад +15

      Tactical excuse

    • @housel9352
      @housel9352 5 лет назад +3

      Normally I would like this, but I'm too OCD to break the 444 likes that this comment already has

  • @fossilfountain
    @fossilfountain 5 лет назад +3780

    I thought he was going to scream in his ear, but that’s unnecessary considering what comes next

    • @kolavadae4592
      @kolavadae4592 5 лет назад +176

      @Some guy on RUclips they smash

    • @richardhalfacre16
      @richardhalfacre16 5 лет назад +43

      @Magnet Shakur me

    • @samuel66881
      @samuel66881 5 лет назад +114

      Magnet Shakur I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything more dumb than that 🤣 what the hell you smokin?

    • @richardhalfacre16
      @richardhalfacre16 5 лет назад +66

      @Magnet Shakur because its am amazing experience and you can do so many things you couldn't do as a civilian once you make it past the bs. Favorite part of being in the army is meeting new people and getting to know my battle buddies to my left and right. We endure and bs together and hell half fun doing it.

    • @richardhalfacre16
      @richardhalfacre16 5 лет назад +14

      @@samuel66881 obviously something I haven't got my hands on yet lol

  • @SoulVernacular23
    @SoulVernacular23 8 лет назад +1383

    and he was never seen again...nothing scarier than a calm drill sergeant

    • @tomokiteng
      @tomokiteng 8 лет назад +75

      coolbyaccident you know what's scarier ? a black guy at night.

    • @tmcdonald2374
      @tmcdonald2374 8 лет назад +64

      lies and deception nah . What's scarier is a white man in an elementary school

    • @spzer2557
      @spzer2557 8 лет назад +7

      +T McDonald Or a black guy pretty much in any public place
      Oh wait... in a Home environment as well, sure like to hit their wives/husbands

    • @Blueslyfox
      @Blueslyfox 8 лет назад +1

      Tylorova How do you even know... if the person who made the comment is black?

    • @Blueslyfox
      @Blueslyfox 8 лет назад +1

      Tylorova Because even then if you look up above he was responding to someone elses racist comment.

  • @manassingha5705
    @manassingha5705 4 года назад +2970

    Oh man he lied.. he's gonna die. Lol. If he had accepted his fault, maybe seargent would've forgiven, maybe that's what the seargent wanted, so he repeated his question.

    • @bboybolt8193
      @bboybolt8193 4 года назад +214

      Forgive? Man was slacking off. He was going to get punished either way. But if he didn't lie, it'd be way less severe

    • @manassingha5705
      @manassingha5705 4 года назад +68

      @@bboybolt8193 yeah..... I wanted to mean that anyway... Lol... The drill sergeant must be pretty pissed of

    • @imlost19
      @imlost19 4 года назад +92

      i mean maybe he didn't realize he fell asleep. microsleeps can be like that and you can lose whole minutes thinking it was only a second

    • @CrookedCommish
      @CrookedCommish 4 года назад +70

      No he was fucked once he got caught but to keep lying about it will get him in deeper shit. They expect you to fuck up but own up to it. If you’re lying here then they can’t trust you when when shit hits the fan.

    • @manassingha5705
      @manassingha5705 4 года назад +29

      Well... If you come to senses all of a sudden, with a dizzy head, and you see your drill seargent staring at you, then you know you messed up in some way, and the most probable thing might be you've been asleep for a while.

  • @GhostRider-hy9zt
    @GhostRider-hy9zt 3 года назад +10

    I love this video. You know when a drill sergeant isn’t yelling and is laughing you’re screwed.

  • @qazqa5
    @qazqa5 4 года назад +3849

    When the DS is speaking to you like this, you know you’re screwed.

    • @marke8323
      @marke8323 4 года назад +242

      Big Time! He was asleep, he lost control of his weapon AND he lied to the DI. I'm sure he was to suffer a special kind of Hell...

    • @ZancoIntel
      @ZancoIntel 3 года назад +73

      Screaming would have been a better sign for him.

    • @rickjackson3631
      @rickjackson3631 3 года назад +127

      DI using counselors voice. Not good

    • @marke8323
      @marke8323 3 года назад +48

      @@rickjackson3631 I'm sure the Drill Sergent had a special Hell in mind for the victim, ah recruit! The kid screwed up when he lied about it, he was going to get in trouble, he just made it worse.

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 3 года назад +56

      Right? Screaming Drill is a like a crying baby. Its the proper way of nature. Quiet Drill and quiet baby are two of the worst sounds you can ever hear

  • @RollingRise
    @RollingRise 6 лет назад +1598

    "Please reconnect your controller"

  • @preedraag
    @preedraag 4 года назад +3253

    "I'm sorry, fatigue took the best of me" would've sounded much better to DS

    • @zephsuki
      @zephsuki 4 года назад +62

      Dont say sorry

    • @NefariousElasticity
      @NefariousElasticity 4 года назад +366

      Sorry = that's a paddlin'
      Lying to DS = that's a paddlin'
      Telling DS the truth = that's a paddlin', but at least you were honest.

    • @michaelpegasus4667
      @michaelpegasus4667 4 года назад +2

      Salivar Ravilas lol

    • @Slow1x_1.0
      @Slow1x_1.0 4 года назад +20

      Then you'd have to run around the world for being a smarty

    •  4 года назад +54

      ‘I wasn’t sleep sir, I was trying to imagine killing the enemy sir’

  • @deanpluber
    @deanpluber 3 года назад +11

    Falling asleep, unfortunately, can occur during drill time. The real test here was his honesty, taking responsibility and show realisation that in the battlefield he could lose his life. He failed and it was very disappointing to see.

  • @damikey85
    @damikey85 4 года назад +2717

    The fact that he lied after he was giving another opportunity to lie is what’s making me holla 😂

    • @Rippyfloseph
      @Rippyfloseph 4 года назад +252

      Never lie to your instructors. They're looking for teamwork and integrity. He just made this a whole lot worse for himself.

    • @Pyrohawk
      @Pyrohawk 4 года назад +238

      He might genuinely not known he was asleep. I remember being super duper tired once, like 2-3 sleepless days. One moment i was tying a knot, next moment i was woken up. If i was going over something in my head and passed out, last thing i'd remember doing is that, and thats what i'd think j
      I was doing.

    • @damikey85
      @damikey85 4 года назад +113

      Pyrohawk I mean this is true. We’ve all been there before however after being asked a second time, we should just be like we were sleep 😂

    • @bobthebuilder2921
      @bobthebuilder2921 4 года назад +13

      @@damikey85 fr 😂

    • @jasonharryphotog
      @jasonharryphotog 4 года назад +8

      Yep he’s in a worse place now
      Billy no balls

  • @lilcigga2537
    @lilcigga2537 3 года назад +2146

    “I wasn’t sleeping I was making funeral arrangements.”

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 3 года назад +37

      DS: you can start getting a shovel and digging six feat under yourself

    • @meshiu2344
      @meshiu2344 3 года назад +8

      @Brandon Dague Yeah, or if he just told the truth. DS probably would of made him do like 30 pushups and maybe some burpees and that would of been the end of it. But nope, dipstick had to try and lie and earned himself an early murder session.

    • @r.v.7049
      @r.v.7049 3 года назад +2

      LMMFAO!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @loganrosas2226
      @loganrosas2226 3 года назад

      @@meshiu2344 let me ask
      Has anything like that happend to u?

    • @kentac1911
      @kentac1911 3 года назад

      LOL!!!! True!

  • @hunterthehunter6452
    @hunterthehunter6452 6 лет назад +1596

    He just had to change his controller batteries

  • @Labcarrot
    @Labcarrot Год назад +6

    The thing that really makes this video is how cute the kid is. He is freakin adorable, or at least he was, right before DI sent him to heaven.