THE MOST FUNNIEST BRITSH SOLDIER

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @crybaby703
    @crybaby703 5 лет назад +18493

    “Dad, what did you do 10 years ago?”
    Dad:

    • @haltocarrick5504
      @haltocarrick5504 5 лет назад +313

      Dad: I used my GMG *P* , with fookin purpose

    • @TheKingEd1tor
      @TheKingEd1tor 4 года назад +51

      WELCOME TO MTV CRIBS

    • @lad8142
      @lad8142 4 года назад +7

      True

    • @Creedio90
      @Creedio90 4 года назад +2

      Rxspzct funni meme format

    • @Cheemster
      @Cheemster 4 года назад +8

      how in the world does this have 6.3k likes but only 6 comments??

  • @uselesspatty4235
    @uselesspatty4235 6 лет назад +4384

    Enemy Sniper:THIS GUY WON'T STAY PUT .
    British Soilder:THESE ARE BULLET PROOF WINDOWS.

    • @itsyaboibenjones4279
      @itsyaboibenjones4279 5 лет назад +137

      *Shakes in Taliban*

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 5 лет назад +105

      The enemy wont shoot him because he has the balls to take his plate carrier off

    • @somerandomdumbass7433
      @somerandomdumbass7433 5 лет назад +23

      *speak in bomb wire language*

    • @dogz7506
      @dogz7506 5 лет назад +17

      *Speak in vest underneath the shirt with a detonator in hand language*

    • @ItsGorka
      @ItsGorka 4 года назад +11

      Anonymous Chill Born in Wales, made in the British army.

  • @Patrick-er2ld
    @Patrick-er2ld 4 года назад +1968

    commander: where's the backup
    The backup: welcome to MTV cribs

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 года назад +29

      patthemightymat Commander: can we order 50 more of this guy?

  • @MrMarkguth
    @MrMarkguth 3 года назад +2544

    It’s now 2021, hope he and his mates are still alive to laugh at this

    • @dWFnZWVr
      @dWFnZWVr 3 года назад +267

      I posted a link here a while back to a fb repost of this video where he was tagged. I think it’s been removed now because I assume people bothered the bloke-my bad lol. But, yes, those in the video are alive and well.

    • @stephenbranigan3303
      @stephenbranigan3303 3 года назад +10

      Me too

    • @xixi1x34
      @xixi1x34 3 года назад +1

      Oh than it's nice if he is alive.

    • @auberginereverie
      @auberginereverie 3 года назад +10

      Some guy called "RandomGary" claims to be that extra dude. He has a reaction video of it and it will come second if you search it.

    • @icealkion
      @icealkion 3 года назад +21

      2022 now

  • @JohnnyGixxer750
    @JohnnyGixxer750 5 лет назад +4972

    " We got open fresh air widows,.... Bulletproof in fact" 😂🤣😂

    • @hotdog9259
      @hotdog9259 4 года назад +83

      Can't break a window that doesn't exist

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 4 года назад +9

      You see Ivan when you have net over hole enemy knows not if I has a bullet proof windows

    • @sirsupesafro7637
      @sirsupesafro7637 4 года назад +5

      @@centurion756 i read this in a Russian accent and it made me chuckle

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 4 года назад +5

      @@sirsupesafro7637 well now I am happy

    • @deathswitch2008
      @deathswitch2008 4 года назад +5

      ah yes the standard issue bulletproof fresh air windows, used in every military installation

  • @lauralishes1
    @lauralishes1 4 года назад +8070

    People like this are so valuable in the military. He probably got a lot of soldiers through their time even more than he knows.

    • @augustferdinand6462
      @augustferdinand6462 3 года назад +274

      You speak the truth. Thinking positive is everything in shitty situations such as war.

    • @arandomkreiger2191
      @arandomkreiger2191 3 года назад +10

      Pma

    • @markiv2361
      @markiv2361 3 года назад +53

      yeah, that sums up the british armed forces, a bunch of clowns with guns.

    • @markiv2361
      @markiv2361 3 года назад +107

      @@noblesix8549 no, I myself am British and my comment ment they act like clowns, they are great soldiers I just meant they had a good sense of humor

    • @Interdiction
      @Interdiction 3 года назад +1

      @@noblesix8549 He meant CLOWNS .He is not to be trusted

  • @mihailshevchenko2368
    @mihailshevchenko2368 5 лет назад +20203

    I can sense the pushups this guy had to do after his platoon officer saw the video

    • @mistakenface5316
      @mistakenface5316 5 лет назад +3100

      Turns out that he is the platoon leader

    • @dylanmcgarry5993
      @dylanmcgarry5993 5 лет назад +580

      Mistaken Face hahaha ha. Laughing my head off of that was the case.

    • @aaronlol6703
      @aaronlol6703 5 лет назад +142

      Oof lad

    • @paxmosley5950
      @paxmosley5950 5 лет назад +1042

      Nah , our military allow this shit to amuse our men for morale boost , unlike the American military

    • @johncalabria1607
      @johncalabria1607 5 лет назад +308

      Probably none, there’s no real infringement in this video. You could make an opsec argument, but I think it’s weak at best, nonexistent most likely

  • @russellwilliams4317
    @russellwilliams4317 3 года назад +333

    I served plenty with the British in the ME and can only say one thing---badass! They would NEVER give ground nor lose face. A force to be reckoned with!

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 4 года назад +9031

    *An enemy soldier watching all of this through his scope*
    Enemy One: What do you see?
    Enemy Two: It's very complicated

    • @BBoySnakeDogG
      @BBoySnakeDogG 4 года назад +296

      "They're just standing there...talking"
      "What are they talking about?"

    • @Phobos_Thanatos
      @Phobos_Thanatos 4 года назад +83

      Tea n shit brother

    • @jako4576
      @jako4576 4 года назад +40

      @@BBoySnakeDogG "You know what . . . . I fucking hate you."

    • @Csolracl
      @Csolracl 4 года назад +25

      Geary rvb reference?

    • @olly_evans
      @olly_evans 4 года назад +98

      "It appears to be some sort of mating ritual"

  • @rjtp2552
    @rjtp2552 5 лет назад +1409

    I mean, he's not wrong about the windows being bullet-proof. Nothing breaks.

    • @alexriv1737
      @alexriv1737 5 лет назад

      @Ghost God Gamingwut

    • @norbertvarga1210
      @norbertvarga1210 5 лет назад +13

      Just your skull

    • @liquidleopard4495
      @liquidleopard4495 4 года назад +1

      Was it not funny when the soldier said it?

    • @SomeKrieger
      @SomeKrieger 4 года назад

      RJ TP ya and it’s just fucking Magic when a corpse comes around. Use the fuckers as sand bags.

  • @lemmy6782
    @lemmy6782 5 лет назад +11648

    This is what happens to a Brit squadie when the tea rations are running low

    • @goldcut3281
      @goldcut3281 5 лет назад +41

      Haha your funny...not

    • @dudeskie2000
      @dudeskie2000 5 лет назад +225

      @@goldcut3281 triggered

    • @aarongofford3517
      @aarongofford3517 5 лет назад +135

      Blunty 1 I’m English and thought this was funny 😂

    • @dudeskie2000
      @dudeskie2000 5 лет назад +65

      @@aarongofford3517 So am i. i was replying to the other dude who didnt rhink it was funny...

    • @lemmy6782
      @lemmy6782 5 лет назад +39

      @@dudeskie2000 me too we got to have our cuppers fk the ammo aslong as the tetleys gets thru 😀

  • @datboiashy2957
    @datboiashy2957 2 года назад +265

    The fact that he's in the sun, with no clouds, is enough for me to think he's the strongest Brit ever

    • @loco4loco
      @loco4loco Год назад +8

      This is what happened when us Brits have too much sun

    • @herknorth8691
      @herknorth8691 Год назад +1

      "Mad dogs and Englishmen"

    • @LondonBikerReal
      @LondonBikerReal Год назад +1

      @@loco4loco Cant blame them when they are out training in Wales and Scotland in the hills and mountains toughest terrain we got in our backyard as its just always shit raining sideways, muddy, cold and always groggy. Give a Brit sun like that they don't know where to put their emotions xD Usually bogged down from the weather

    • @loco4loco
      @loco4loco Год назад

      @@LondonBikerReal indeed

    • @nigelsheppard625
      @nigelsheppard625 4 месяца назад

      ​@@herknorth8691This one is Welsh.

  • @carnaljohnson4399
    @carnaljohnson4399 6 лет назад +4306

    “I’m the general, using this machine gun, with fookin purpose.”

  • @superdotnsw
    @superdotnsw 6 лет назад +4072

    ARMA 4 leaked gameplay

    • @allenbackbone
      @allenbackbone 6 лет назад +67

      Someone needs to make a goddamn mod for Arma 3 with this blessed of a man

    • @Syrruies
      @Syrruies 5 лет назад +21

      THIS HAS TO BE THE TRAILER FOR ARMA 4

    • @itsyaboibenjones4279
      @itsyaboibenjones4279 5 лет назад +8

      *Leaked footage of Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 4 (Colourized)*

    • @ps4trolling681
      @ps4trolling681 5 лет назад

      Super Dot not a good idea

    • @kate86ss
      @kate86ss 5 лет назад

      😂

  • @helpfulhandgrenade1472
    @helpfulhandgrenade1472 5 лет назад +2734

    Man suffers Delirium from tea withdraw (2009)

    • @jeffhickingson174
      @jeffhickingson174 5 лет назад +35

      NOW THATS NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT A WELSH we like faking cider and beer

    • @wsketchy
      @wsketchy 5 лет назад +5

      @@jeffhickingson174 yeah thought I saw a dragon tattooed on his back thanks for the confirmation

    • @Xander_Zimmermann
      @Xander_Zimmermann 5 лет назад +4

      Especially when we Americans throw it in the Boston harbor. 🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @wsketchy
      @wsketchy 5 лет назад +14

      @@Xander_Zimmermann well that comment was unwarranted wasn't it

    • @rubio1290
      @rubio1290 5 лет назад +4

      Americans are British you moron

  • @benivinson3693
    @benivinson3693 3 года назад +1324

    If the rest of the army had the energy this man had we’d still have the empire

    • @InceyWincey
      @InceyWincey 3 года назад +54

      They do, unfortunately the military aren’t actually run by the military but by politicians.
      Much of the military wanted to govern the empire very differently to how Whitehall wanted it done, and there are practically thousands of newspaper articles written by various figures from all parts of the establishment, but especially the military, warning that it could only ever lead to revolt. Books were even written on the subject.
      The biggest problem the military has is that it isn’t allowed to run things how it would really like to in its jurisdiction, because if they did everything would run perfectly and everyone would be safe and well provisioned, and then the public at home wouldn’t be scared of the military, which in turn would undermine the governments fundamental basis for control, and there would be nothing stopping the general public from more actively demanding the government be held to account.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 года назад +7

      @@InceyWincey yeah. In my opinion militaries should not be run by politicians.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 года назад +1

      @@InceyWincey how did the military want to govern the empire?

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 года назад +4

      @@InceyWincey what is the fundamental basis of a governments control? The military? Surely someone realises that military members are normal people and that in a government tyranny like situation most of the military would usually side with the people.

    • @blahblah8037
      @blahblah8037 3 года назад +3

      @@Cooldude-ko7ps Yeap. Sure helped the jews in Germany. And the 100m dead soviets or Chinese. But yeah. They’ll side with you.

  • @eazycakes2593
    @eazycakes2593 4 года назад +3036

    The Taliban be like “don’t kill that guy. He’s funny...”

    • @johnd.1855
      @johnd.1855 4 года назад +18

      No replies so I'll break it. Also, 160 likes without a reply?! I'm offended for you.
      P.S I'm the 161 likes chap.

    • @koreantoaster9246
      @koreantoaster9246 4 года назад +23

      John D. Quiet dude we all agreed not to talk to him

    • @shylz731
      @shylz731 4 года назад +6

      LMFAOOO 💀^^^ the comments above me funny asf

    • @osmanthuswine4928
      @osmanthuswine4928 4 года назад +3

      @@shylz731 shhhhhh

    • @wolfd89
      @wolfd89 4 года назад +1

      like 421. sorry, not sorry.

  • @dangerouswater
    @dangerouswater 9 лет назад +2737

    I wonder if there was a sniper 2 miles away thinking "I am having a hard time getting steady on him....."

    • @wasabiemans
      @wasabiemans 9 лет назад +248

      I doubt any Afghan sniper has the weapon or skill capable of 2 miles but I get the joke lol

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 9 лет назад +79

      +TheNoobStevio The AK-47 used by the Afghans can't hit a human sized target at 200 yards twice even if its stuck in a vice. To make it worse, they tend to chop off the butt and shooting it while the rifle is at their hip or way over their heads. Accuracy is not their strength.

    • @wasabiemans
      @wasabiemans 9 лет назад +4

      orlock20 definitely not

    • @wasabiemans
      @wasabiemans 9 лет назад +1

      ***** lol

    • @kubo0691
      @kubo0691 8 лет назад +1

      lol

  • @theburninman5907
    @theburninman5907 5 лет назад +598

    9 years later, 500th time watching this shit. It's still bloody hilarious.

  • @saxonstacker7269
    @saxonstacker7269 3 года назад +241

    Soldier's humour is unique. Humour out of adversity. Brilliant.

  • @liamf4056
    @liamf4056 5 лет назад +30334

    How to get 1 million views:
    •Low quality camera
    •No clickbait
    •Post before 2012

    • @saucesfc8946
      @saucesfc8946 5 лет назад +309

      Liam SF and wait 5 - 10 years later

    • @rdpmedia4606
      @rdpmedia4606 5 лет назад +204

      They have a low quality video because they can’t bring these huge cameras to Afghanistan and fight a war...

    • @salesconsultant9294
      @salesconsultant9294 5 лет назад +179

      @@rdpmedia4606 Or the fact it was probably recorded earlier than 2010?

    • @bullshitter905
      @bullshitter905 5 лет назад +34

      SalesConsultant no no that can’t be it

    • @echothegecko5248
      @echothegecko5248 5 лет назад +27

      Ryan Pfister or it was because this was in 2010 when we didn’t have good cameras like today

  • @souravdash3230
    @souravdash3230 4 года назад +20577

    This is what happens when a British drinks coffee instead of tea

    • @jmemphisTX
      @jmemphisTX 4 года назад +137

      Ohh look, Another American that probably has never even left his fucking state

    • @TheRealBleach
      @TheRealBleach 4 года назад +333

      @jamie cole It's a joke, we are supposed to be the best at banter and sarcasm mate you are a disgrace to the nation lol.

    • @holmes6878
      @holmes6878 4 года назад +192

      @@jmemphisTX its a joke, dont go insulting dudes

    • @jmemphisTX
      @jmemphisTX 4 года назад +13

      Ignatius Holmes or what ?

    • @giraffe5967
      @giraffe5967 4 года назад +73

      Why do Americans come up with the most original comments 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂

  • @josephlim2567
    @josephlim2567 4 года назад +5313

    The enemy sniper on the other side: "Oh shit he is back at it again"

  • @TheREALJWMGaming
    @TheREALJWMGaming 3 года назад +362

    And here we have, the GPMG, or as I like to call it, the GMGP - I'm the General, using this Machine-Gun, with fucking Purpose"
    Love it😂🤣😂

    • @Mod-rw9cw
      @Mod-rw9cw 3 года назад +2

      Gimpy

    • @yuripuri639
      @yuripuri639 3 года назад +8

      GMGP does sound better than General Purpose Machine Gun.

    • @nepnepguythegreatestofall
      @nepnepguythegreatestofall 2 года назад +2

      Introducing the fully automatic General Machine-Gun Purpose

    • @wiretom
      @wiretom 11 месяцев назад

      Killed me off that 😂

    • @saintkartano
      @saintkartano 7 месяцев назад

      Ought to be on the currency!

  • @-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB
    @-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB 4 года назад +3234

    He really is, boosting their morale.

    • @blurred939
      @blurred939 4 года назад +36

      Yeah. And Soldiers like him are necessary in today’s Military.

    • @GruesomePizza1992
      @GruesomePizza1992 4 года назад +15

      There's always a few platoon clowns, this is hilarious.

    • @LOLMGS
      @LOLMGS 3 года назад +3

      @@GruesomePizza1992 he was maby one of the school clowns and just evolved into that
      Lol

    • @StanOwden
      @StanOwden 2 года назад

      You really need a high moral to kill innocent civilians.

    • @Partyzan_Pmp
      @Partyzan_Pmp Год назад +5

      Bros carrying morale on his back

  • @Kyle0ng
    @Kyle0ng 3 года назад +3693

    flares to shoot at the locals when they're fuckin' about :'D

    • @R0C4I
      @R0C4I 3 года назад +17

      what does it mean fuckin about?

    • @Kyle0ng
      @Kyle0ng 3 года назад +151

      @@R0C4I Messing around, acting silly.

    • @R0C4I
      @R0C4I 3 года назад +16

      @@Kyle0ng Thanks for an answer.

    • @captaincacksparrow9517
      @captaincacksparrow9517 3 года назад +81

      “No staff sergeant they where already burnt to a crisp when I got here, I promise”

    • @maxmccann5323
      @maxmccann5323 3 года назад

      Fucking locals*

  • @neeltheother2342
    @neeltheother2342 3 года назад +3035

    "I'm the general using this machine gun with fucking purpose."
    ded

    • @Fighting_Fatigue_117
      @Fighting_Fatigue_117 3 года назад +29

      Say that in squad when you have a gobby soldier telling you what to do with the machine gun.

    • @wulfengel
      @wulfengel 3 года назад +21

      I love being British for that very reaon, the way how we talk

    • @jabezteng9872
      @jabezteng9872 3 года назад +11

      I'm calling my GPMG the GMPG from now on

    • @neodutch
      @neodutch 3 года назад +20

      @@jabezteng9872 GMGP

    • @carlnewman24
      @carlnewman24 3 года назад +4

      @@neodutch or just call it a Jimpy like every other crayon eatin' mong

  • @just_violet
    @just_violet 3 года назад +111

    Only OG players can remember when the trailer was used as loading screen...

  • @frederickt8423
    @frederickt8423 4 года назад +8576

    I love how people used to post videos on RUclips just for fun and not for the cash

  • @gregorysolo3992
    @gregorysolo3992 4 года назад +3782

    Taliban commander : why didn't you shoot him?
    Taliban sniper :
    I was.. laughing

    • @ins34
      @ins34 4 года назад +19

      220 likes and no replies? What a world

    • @gregorysolo3992
      @gregorysolo3992 4 года назад +26

      @@ins34 I didn't even realize I got so many likes
      thx for you reply btw

    • @k.dalexander3803
      @k.dalexander3803 4 года назад +3

      seen like 10 of the same comment

    • @urma7713
      @urma7713 4 года назад +1

      I just that fucking pfp.

    • @wessexdruid5290
      @wessexdruid5290 4 года назад +1

      He was - Welsh.

  • @öoööäoööä
    @öoööäoööä 6 лет назад +2341

    He protecc
    He attacc
    but most importantly
    He laughs bacc

    • @DarkShadows-me2fj
      @DarkShadows-me2fj 6 лет назад +10

      No man, he protecc, he attacc, but most importantly he laughs bacc

    • @öoööäoööä
      @öoööäoööä 6 лет назад

      Dark Shadow haha good idea

    • @DarkShadows-me2fj
      @DarkShadows-me2fj 6 лет назад

      Your welcome bro

    • @Benjiman645
      @Benjiman645 6 лет назад +1

      Did you change your name yet

    • @bobthedude9424
      @bobthedude9424 6 лет назад +2

      He can't protecc
      He can't attac
      Bust most importantly
      He forgot to get his pills back.

  • @auberginereverie
    @auberginereverie Год назад +21

    i understood 85% of the words he said due to the cameraman laughing out loud, yet it's still enough to give me a good laugh

  • @makeourday1075
    @makeourday1075 4 года назад +1765

    "flares to shoot at the locals when they're fucking about" lmao

    • @teamroberts5820
      @teamroberts5820 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @poriccrompton
      @poriccrompton 3 года назад +10

      Just what us welsh do 😂

    • @generalgrenade6463
      @generalgrenade6463 3 года назад +4

      Just a kid walking around reload the gpmg

    • @req6385
      @req6385 3 года назад +2

      Hearts and minds maddafaaaakka.

    • @LOLMGS
      @LOLMGS 3 года назад

      I heard Apartment instead of about

  • @keelanbrown7747
    @keelanbrown7747 4 года назад +5044

    "He died serving our country"
    "He was a great cameraman"
    "How'd he die?"
    "Well... uh... Laughter"

    • @atomicbetrayal1
      @atomicbetrayal1 3 года назад +78

      WE FINALLY FOUND THE WEAKNESS OF THE ALMIGHTY CAMERAMAN: LAUGHTER

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 3 года назад +29

      @@atomicbetrayal1 CAMERAMAN AIN'T IMMORTAL ANYMORE EHHEHEHEHHEHE

    • @davidlipton7818
      @davidlipton7818 3 года назад +7

      The killer joke

    • @boffffff
      @boffffff 3 года назад +5

      i wonder if he is still alive?

    • @planespotterjl
      @planespotterjl 3 года назад

      @@boffffff and who he is

  • @nmus6246
    @nmus6246 4 года назад +4247

    America: we got Carl
    Norway: we got læfy
    Britain: we have a random soldier that's funny

  • @mst7806
    @mst7806 Год назад +43

    This made me laugh and smile. Greeting from Australia. I hope this bloke is having a great life after serving.

    • @floatahhh
      @floatahhh Год назад +5

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇦🇺 you guys are our blood cousins

    • @mst7806
      @mst7806 Год назад +3

      @@floatahhh Absolutely.

  • @ghostwolfsniper1981
    @ghostwolfsniper1981 4 года назад +3227

    I like the fact that he says "biinoocculaaerrrrrs" then stares into the empty zone

  • @BruMonger
    @BruMonger 5 лет назад +2639

    Imagine him doing running commentary during a war 😂

    • @dogz7506
      @dogz7506 5 лет назад +173

      “IF YOU LOOK ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU’LL SEE AN ISIS MEMBER WITH A SNIPER RIFLE TRYING TO HIT OUR HEADS WITH LIVE ROUNDS!”

    • @ArialArialArial
      @ArialArialArial 5 лет назад +32

      ALL THE ALLIES THE ENEMIES BRAKE DOWN OF LAGHIN AND THE WAR STOPS HAHAHA

    • @drugdealer4357
      @drugdealer4357 4 года назад +1

      Where I don't see any

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 года назад +2

      Giovanni Stirapanny i’d join that war in an instant just to be in his division.

    • @hank6624
      @hank6624 4 года назад +3

      "IF YOU LOOK ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE A TANK COMING OUR WAY AND IT'S SHOOTING AT US BUT IT KEEPS MISSING!!"

  • @lucasfg3
    @lucasfg3 8 лет назад +2889

    Open bullet proof windows! HAHAHA

  • @ibizenco
    @ibizenco 3 года назад +71

    August 2021: This WAS Helmand province.
    My heart and thoughts to out to all good Afghans, who will now be suffering under the taliban again.

    • @leisureclub_
      @leisureclub_ 3 года назад +9

      they were also suffering under American + NATO presence also... Airstrikes always killed civilians including children, women & old people from more than 20 years... but yeah... that was not allowed to be shown to the world...

    • @hannahdyson7129
      @hannahdyson7129 3 года назад +13

      @@leisureclub_ Sadly its much much worse for them now. 😞

    • @UkSapyy
      @UkSapyy 3 года назад +5

      It was the airstrikes that did this. If Americans put boots down on the ground and helped the afghan goverment before they started bombing the place for the revenge of 9/11 we would'nt have todays problems. Those air strikes created more tailiban fights than they killed.

    • @johnjason1251
      @johnjason1251 3 года назад

      @@UkSapyy yep

    • @johnjason1251
      @johnjason1251 3 года назад

      @@leisureclub_ also a few US soldiers did abuse their Power by killing civilians on purpose and also many other brutal Things...

  • @hansindp4914
    @hansindp4914 5 лет назад +1292

    Aims flare
    *Shoot at the fookin' locals*

    • @rrazelp833
      @rrazelp833 5 лет назад +11

      You have adorable senko as a picture with name of german senko and soviet backround go to war with you it would be over in 5 minutes

    • @JakeBWFC
      @JakeBWFC 5 лет назад +12

      Ye when the locals fookin about innit

    • @youalreadyknow1336
      @youalreadyknow1336 5 лет назад +6

      When they FUCKIN ABOUT

    • @boi8825
      @boi8825 5 лет назад +2

      Locals: *confused screaming*

    • @khanjaaan5800
      @khanjaaan5800 5 лет назад +2

      local wil fuck u p they born in war they dont care

  • @napoleonbonaparte4951
    @napoleonbonaparte4951 4 года назад +4221

    And that's how Britain conquered half the world

    • @Lakers-u2v
      @Lakers-u2v 4 года назад +74

      Absolute madness

    • @Lakers-u2v
      @Lakers-u2v 4 года назад +103

      @Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ like your country never invaded anywhere lol the difference is we conquered while you get your ass kicked

    • @lordsofafan372
      @lordsofafan372 4 года назад +60

      @Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ twat 😂

    • @Vivigreeny25
      @Vivigreeny25 4 года назад +6

      This reply section, oml-

    • @fennymitch2019
      @fennymitch2019 4 года назад +3

      lords of afan I agree

  • @kienanl8370
    @kienanl8370 4 года назад +1227

    "im the general, using this machine gun, with fucking purpose" - quality

    • @NaN-noCZ
      @NaN-noCZ 3 года назад +4

      He sounded Australian when he Said that.

    • @leew8812
      @leew8812 3 года назад +40

      @@NaN-noCZ no. he sounded Welsh.

    • @guardsman-against-the-chaos
      @guardsman-against-the-chaos 3 года назад +8

      @@leew8812 defiantly Welsh probably around Swansea way.

    • @LeandraF109
      @LeandraF109 3 года назад +1

      @@guardsman-against-the-chaos Swansea for the win

    • @harlech703
      @harlech703 3 года назад +1

      @@guardsman-against-the-chaos Sounds like a Bridgend accent and I think he said Bridgend too

  • @SpotownProductions
    @SpotownProductions 3 года назад +73

    As an American i would drink a beer with him, he would fit in well with the country boys cheers.

    • @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142
      @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 3 года назад +2

      soft fat yankees shut up brits and russians are the best

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 3 года назад

      @@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 bot

    • @kitma9
      @kitma9 3 года назад

      @@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 bot

    • @hog7302
      @hog7302 3 года назад

      @@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 you wish

    • @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142
      @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 3 года назад

      @@hog7302 wish what. THIS IS A FACT the only thing that gives u courage is a gun. u have no guts u pussies. never have i ever heard of a tough yankee never. what have u guys done that might impress anyone apart from california and the pussies u can get on holiday. u have never won a war and will never

  • @timeframe4985
    @timeframe4985 4 года назад +833

    If there's one thing I noticed about soldiers is that once they get bored they tend to do some quality shit.

  • @martinsohajek6111
    @martinsohajek6111 4 года назад +1748

    When you showing your room to your girlfriend.

    • @WarElephantTactical
      @WarElephantTactical 4 года назад +7

      FACTS

    • @danielgraham5199
      @danielgraham5199 4 года назад +41

      Can’t relate

    • @Creedio90
      @Creedio90 4 года назад +2

      xd lmao

    • @Myemnhk
      @Myemnhk 4 года назад +28

      This is the cum corner

    • @BigDaddy-je2nq
      @BigDaddy-je2nq 4 года назад +8

      I only got as far as the mounted machine gun in the window before she left, must of had to change clothes from her wetness

  • @subscriberswithvideoscha-kz9cq
    @subscriberswithvideoscha-kz9cq 6 лет назад +1798

    ok youtube recommends this to me 8 years later

  • @Ambmdm
    @Ambmdm 2 года назад +12

    2:48 "pen y bastard bont" gotta love he added Bridgend

  • @davudlastname2545
    @davudlastname2545 4 года назад +1691

    "Hey ahnid what are the enemies doing?"
    "I have no idea but that shirtless man is getting very violent I think we should surrender"

    • @amir3508
      @amir3508 4 года назад +63

      *Bushes start retreating*

    • @osmanthuswine4928
      @osmanthuswine4928 4 года назад +8

      *wait... but I don't see any bushes...*

    • @amir3508
      @amir3508 4 года назад +18

      @@osmanthuswine4928 *cuz they already left*

    • @ImReal0
      @ImReal0 4 года назад

      E

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 года назад +2

      "no, that doesn't work. remember what happened last time we tried to surrender?"

  • @warpz6095
    @warpz6095 6 лет назад +1169

    *War is hell*
    Modern day british soldier: hold my tea

    • @haltocarrick5504
      @haltocarrick5504 5 лет назад +29

      Now, war is HOTEL

    • @truck965
      @truck965 5 лет назад +25

      @@haltocarrick5504 trivago

    • @rubio1290
      @rubio1290 5 лет назад +1

      Apantard we drink as much alcohol as you do

    • @mr.bobitto1012
      @mr.bobitto1012 5 лет назад

      Yogward no you don’t 😂

    • @kronix3891
      @kronix3891 5 лет назад

      Apantard stereotypical but funny

  • @kepone3121
    @kepone3121 4 года назад +3847

    he has "gay lord" written on his plate carrier
    0:28

    • @2lbsTrigrPull
      @2lbsTrigrPull 4 года назад +162

      Nice catch! ^^

    • @SorcererAC0
      @SorcererAC0 4 года назад +400

      Roland Owen You have a lot of fuckin chromosomes in ur eyes good find

    • @Selvesteholmen
      @Selvesteholmen 4 года назад +31

      Nice one man

    • @SorcererAC0
      @SorcererAC0 4 года назад +40

      best amv there's writing above the straps stranger

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 4 года назад +23

      *_gay brit_*

  • @deeoneill801
    @deeoneill801 3 года назад +39

    People don’t actually realise how much a sense of humour is actually needed, plus…you will talk about everything. Literally, fucking, everything.

    • @User-dc6sm
      @User-dc6sm 3 года назад +2

      jeah thats why the sententence "you need a good sence of humor in a trench comes from"
      If you are stuck in a foxhole with a guy for 9 hours, you better entertain yourself so that you don't go crazy

  • @comradepootis3665
    @comradepootis3665 6 лет назад +721

    This is what happens when you go into tea withdrawl.

  • @danielmcdonald2046
    @danielmcdonald2046 5 лет назад +2282

    I hope he doesn't get kicked out of the army. 😂😂🤣😂

    • @WembleyGaming
      @WembleyGaming 5 лет назад +174

      Daniel McDonald he’s all good and he left by his own accord a year or two ago I think

    • @BlackIce777-b6h
      @BlackIce777-b6h 5 лет назад +42

      @@WembleyGaming can I get more info on that?

    • @WembleyGaming
      @WembleyGaming 5 лет назад +78

      ADITYA Tiger think so mate, facebook account called FYB is an army banter page, they posted this vid and he commented on that Facebook post saying what I said

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 5 лет назад +12

      He died. Not

    • @sexysydney3502
      @sexysydney3502 5 лет назад +13

      Hes the commander

  • @amc3
    @amc3 10 лет назад +3212

    Under such conditions, you need humor to survive. Welsh comedy at its best.

    • @drshanka5899
      @drshanka5899 6 лет назад +33

      💪🏻🐑🐑

    • @jjnuth9467
      @jjnuth9467 6 лет назад +19

      He lives near me

    • @NormadYT
      @NormadYT 6 лет назад +12

      Welsh? How

    • @jjnuth9467
      @jjnuth9467 6 лет назад +39

      Normad he's from south Wales. He even says he's from pen y bont. Welsh for Bridgend

    • @gelke1183
      @gelke1183 6 лет назад +1

      when does he say Pen Y Bont, I'm in Swansea but

  • @Soop_Man
    @Soop_Man Год назад +13

    13 years later and this is still funny

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 6 лет назад +371

    This guy is a riot. Any Taliban sniper with a crosshair on him is either furious because he can't stay put, or laughing his ass off at the pure absurdity. I love it.

    • @TheWeedyBird
      @TheWeedyBird 6 лет назад +3

      hahahah dfkm

    • @mubaris.s
      @mubaris.s 6 лет назад +4

      They wouldn't even understand what he is doing

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 4 года назад +2

      @@mubaris.s
      Taliban commander: Mahmoot, what are you doing?
      Mahmoot: Shhh, I'm watching western television.

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 4 года назад +874

    "this is my bed"
    *points at dirt*
    i shouldn't have found that part so funny, but i did

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 года назад +21

      He slept there for weeks so, must quite comfortable eh?

    • @stefciok
      @stefciok 4 года назад +5

      His "pillow" looked comfy aswell

    • @spongebitchbobface
      @spongebitchbobface 4 года назад +1

      You have a very beautiful face on that profile pic of yours. Might i ask Who the artist was that did your headshots?.

  • @ayushmagar3267
    @ayushmagar3267 5 лет назад +1257

    yo hopefully this man aint dead, he a legend

    • @WembleyGaming
      @WembleyGaming 5 лет назад +129

      Trip he’s alive for sure, he left the army a year or two ago I think.

    • @ayushmagar3267
      @ayushmagar3267 5 лет назад +76

      @@WembleyGaming thank god man, if i had the money ill go to his house and kneel down to him no cap

    • @ankahstanley9082
      @ankahstanley9082 5 лет назад +22

      @@WembleyGaming how the fuck do you know?

    • @protalukoriginal4560
      @protalukoriginal4560 5 лет назад +14

      @@ankahstanley9082 facebookaccount dude ;)

    • @rodgerrhodes4601
      @rodgerrhodes4601 5 лет назад +6

      @@protalukoriginal4560 account name?

  • @kibster9325
    @kibster9325 2 года назад +29

    "we've got no twin towers" well neither does the us, remember the reason ur there m8.

  • @Rykeroli
    @Rykeroli 3 года назад +906

    You know when a video is legendary when:
    - Its 10 years or older
    - It has a simple title
    - The video quality is garbage
    - Lasts for less than 2 minutes
    - Has absolutly no context
    - Has millions of views
    - Its recommended by youtube
    - The channel that uploaded it has no more than 5 vids

  • @Makelikepotatoesw
    @Makelikepotatoesw 5 лет назад +1291

    American Version:
    "We got pimped out muthafuckin rims; paid for by, you guessed it: your tax dollars"

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 года назад +26

      Brayden it’s also like that everywhere else.

    • @baileymash
      @baileymash 4 года назад +4

      Lol bruh bad joke, practically every country gets taxed the hell out of.

    • @baileymash
      @baileymash 4 года назад

      @The Valkist Just a name, not meaning I am actually one

    • @darthbane2552
      @darthbane2552 4 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @tinyrin212
      @tinyrin212 4 года назад +1

      @@1500Chevy r/woooosh

  • @simonyip5978
    @simonyip5978 5 лет назад +646

    "I'm the general, using this machine gun with purpose.." hahaha.. He sounds like he is from South Wales to me, and the way that the soldier from either the Royal Irish Regiment or the Irish Guards saluted as the Welsh lad calls him "a paddy.. he's come to visit" made me laugh because I can imagine the banter between the Welsh and the Irish soldiers at that base.
    On a serious level he said it was May 2009. Both 2009 and 2010 were the worst two years for British casualties in Afghanistan (out of 455 killed between 2002 and 2014, half were killed between 2009-2010).
    During 2009 and 2010 about 220 British troops died (about 110 in both of those years and many hundreds of wounded in action each year, and the majority of the casualties were inflicted on young lads like this in the infantry battalions).
    It's good to see that they can laugh even though they were at a patrol base in Helmand Province and were probably engaged in a lot of intensive fighting during that time.

    • @crazycojo04
      @crazycojo04 5 лет назад +6

      Simon Yip 2:48

    • @ghostpepper3099
      @ghostpepper3099 5 лет назад +9

      He has a Welsh flag tattoo on his back😂

    • @simonyip5978
      @simonyip5978 5 лет назад +3

      @@crazycojo04 did he say Pen y Bont?

    • @crazycojo04
      @crazycojo04 5 лет назад +3

      Simon Yip yeah sounded like

    • @jwadaow
      @jwadaow 5 лет назад +3

      He said Bridgend also

  • @hans1783
    @hans1783 Год назад +4

    And people questioned their sanity... The fact that he's wearing all that gear in a 12-hour-long sauna is already madness inducing in itself.

  • @docgillygun9531
    @docgillygun9531 6 лет назад +457

    God bless this guy for being able to decompress and find some humor and levity while far from home and creature comforts in a hostile land full of people that want to kill him. God bless those who serve, protect, and heal others.

    • @Nathan-km9su
      @Nathan-km9su 6 лет назад +13

      Bradley Erickson that’s the British 😉

    • @krake8427
      @krake8427 6 лет назад +4

      @@BenLW81 Pretty sure no Brits give a toss hahahaha

    • @EthanThomson
      @EthanThomson 6 лет назад +5

      Everyone in the british isles stopped giving a fuck after the last succesful invasion

    • @adolfhitler-ml4rc
      @adolfhitler-ml4rc 6 лет назад

      Idk imCanadian

    • @connorlagden9005
      @connorlagden9005 6 лет назад +3

      Bradley Erickson Fucking hell mate he’s havin a laugh

  • @saiayaphets0017
    @saiayaphets0017 4 года назад +844

    His family : I wonder how he's doing in Afghanistan, I'm so worried that place is a hell of a nightmare
    Him:

    • @smithers4420
      @smithers4420 4 года назад +15

      The thing is that in that place 1 day you can be messing around like that, the next day you are dead. private Chris Grey wrote a letter home to his mother saying that nothing much was going on. Before she received it he had been shot dead.

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 4 года назад +9

      @@smithers4420 Now you're making me sad

    • @billybob-xy5pt
      @billybob-xy5pt 4 года назад

      @Mr. Devor he is British, not English

    • @billybob-xy5pt
      @billybob-xy5pt 4 года назад

      @Mr. Devor ... are you hearing yourself lol, he obviously has a British passport, therefore he is British.

    • @billybob-xy5pt
      @billybob-xy5pt 4 года назад

      @Mr. Devor British is citizenship status, nothing more, You can be every race in the world and British.

  • @IISkullzyII
    @IISkullzyII 4 года назад +1171

    Girls Sleepovers: Omg the new boy at our school is so cool.
    Boys Sleepovers: 0:00

  • @marvinc9994
    @marvinc9994 3 года назад +12

    Well done, Mr Biden: your brilliant 'tactical withdrawal' makes all the sacrifice by British and American soldiers and their Afghan friends and helpers SO worthwhile ! And those kindly Taliban chaps are ESPECIALLY grateful.............

    • @neodutch
      @neodutch 3 года назад

      Tru Dat.

    • @highonsmog
      @highonsmog 3 года назад

      British could have added more troops, and taken over.

    • @janpatka3303
      @janpatka3303 3 года назад +7

      Welp, the agreement with Taliban was signed when Trump was still in charge. Both Biden and Trump are to blame. Also, other countries also had their soliders in Afghanistan. Like mine, Czech Republic.

    • @neodutch
      @neodutch 3 года назад

      @@janpatka3303 Welp? Ok Boomer. Biden trashed everything Trump did, but was seemingly married to this one. But he changed the dates to the worst possible time. This is all Biden.

  • @KirillTheBeast
    @KirillTheBeast 4 года назад +453

    "I'm the General, using this Machine Gun, witha phacking Purpose" pure gold right there, m8

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 3 года назад +4

      That came so out of left field that I thought I misheard. Too funny.

  • @laszlobiro3588
    @laszlobiro3588 6 лет назад +3967

    He protecc
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He invade iraqq

  • @tacocat0436
    @tacocat0436 5 лет назад +1683

    This is actually just footage of Sovietwomble & ZF Cyanide in Arma 3

  • @blackcat5159
    @blackcat5159 2 года назад +4

    Humour when facing adversity shows character and strength , hope he is still with us and not suffering PTSD. Bet he gets bought beers all night , thanks for your service.

  • @hoot9736
    @hoot9736 4 года назад +1533

    GOT AN AMERICAN VET LAUGHING HERE !!!!
    CAN'T BEAT THE BRITISH HUMOUR !!!! CHEERS !!!!

    • @BlameTheLag
      @BlameTheLag 4 года назад +6

      hes welsh nott english

    • @ziggyshaw4060
      @ziggyshaw4060 4 года назад +40

      Never said he was English

    • @ziggyshaw4060
      @ziggyshaw4060 4 года назад +34

      Blame The Lag there’s a reason we call it the United Kingdom or Great Britain

    • @yamabushi170
      @yamabushi170 4 года назад +38

      @@BlameTheLag He said 'British' you f*cking donkey

    • @blimblamblop
      @blimblamblop 4 года назад +1

      @@ziggyshaw4060 They're not the same thing.

  • @DingoXBX
    @DingoXBX 5 лет назад +415

    this should be in modern warfare 2 remastered

  • @toucan5109
    @toucan5109 4 года назад +1577

    the afgan sniper lookin at him be like: نينيزسنسرنس

    • @NomaDz2K
      @NomaDz2K 4 года назад +22

      كافر

    • @kevinkocher9347
      @kevinkocher9347 4 года назад +46

      The fact that there was no sniper fire surprised me they are in one of the hottest hot zones in Afghanistan.

    • @quentinlopez7127
      @quentinlopez7127 4 года назад +73

      @@kevinkocher9347 Yeah sure. They are under attack all the time because they are in one of the hottest hot zones!
      Thats why they thought: Well we have time for this type of video right?
      I bet you have no fucking idea where they are, you wouldnt even know it is Afghanistan without them saying..

    • @Johndoe200I
      @Johndoe200I 4 года назад +106

      I dont speak noodles.

    • @logi__
      @logi__ 4 года назад +14

      @@quentinlopez7127 I bet hes on google maps right now to prove you wrong hahahaha

  • @nspinicelli
    @nspinicelli 3 года назад +10

    I loved the brits in Helmand. And the Danish.

  • @SuperOctimusprime
    @SuperOctimusprime 10 лет назад +1882

    Can we give him a medal? XD

    • @ArkSylv
      @ArkSylv 10 лет назад +49

      Much Medal. Very Crib. Such Gun. WOW

    • @ArkSylv
      @ArkSylv 10 лет назад +13

      *****
      Such Nigel. Very Maloney

    • @Huskeraa
      @Huskeraa 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Dont be an ass...

    • @Huskeraa
      @Huskeraa 10 лет назад +3

      ***** U WOT M8?!

    • @ArkSylv
      @ArkSylv 10 лет назад +4

      *****
      LOL! I'M IN A FREAKING QUICKSCOPE/NOSCOPE CLAN

  • @namelessnick9791
    @namelessnick9791 6 лет назад +572

    you tube recommended never fails to impress

    • @bengen3630
      @bengen3630 6 лет назад +3

      So does your english mate

    • @Kazmll229
      @Kazmll229 6 лет назад +4

      @@bengen3630 Its a typo you stupid dumbass.

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kazmll229you're the dumbass

    • @user-rl1eq8ml1h
      @user-rl1eq8ml1h 5 лет назад

      Would like but 420

    • @trupac8294
      @trupac8294 5 лет назад

      @@bengen3630 young dagger dick well you just made me laught

  • @joecook5689
    @joecook5689 5 лет назад +480

    British soldiers are so good they have a sense of humor.
    We all love you. From America

    • @simonshotter8960
      @simonshotter8960 4 года назад +18

      Stop starting fucking wars you drag us into

    • @simonshotter8960
      @simonshotter8960 4 года назад +18

      Love Great Britain x

    • @playgirl120011
      @playgirl120011 4 года назад +2

      simon shotter how about don’t help us? Not like we need ya

    • @joecook5689
      @joecook5689 4 года назад +9

      @@Amoore-vv9wx I do. And ok, I was born in Lancashire. But I emigrated to the states when I was three.

    • @playgirl120011
      @playgirl120011 4 года назад +2

      alister moore your point? If we were willing to put in all our effort, we would single handedly conquer the Middle East lol. They literally throw rocks as a form of attack. I respect you fellow brits but I promise we don’t need you the slightest you guys are just a delicacy.

  • @pjviitas
    @pjviitas Год назад +17

    As an ex soldier I find this absolutely hilarious....this guy is awesome!

  • @fwuan
    @fwuan 5 лет назад +660

    This guy better be in Cod modern warfare 2019

    • @ispentthenightin7721
      @ispentthenightin7721 5 лет назад +50

      He is a rare NPC on the campaign. You can hear him talking about the bulletproof windows a mile away

    • @Catwoman2904
      @Catwoman2904 5 лет назад +4

      @@ispentthenightin7721 loooool hahahaha

    • @M_Alistair
      @M_Alistair 5 лет назад +20

      He's busy shooting flares at the fooking locals

    • @madhattergaming6473
      @madhattergaming6473 4 года назад

      @@ispentthenightin7721 What misson? 😂

    • @madhattergaming6473
      @madhattergaming6473 4 года назад

      @Rahmat Izzat He could be ghost

  • @popinmo
    @popinmo 5 лет назад +478

    It litteraly looks like a bunch of kids just playing arround mostly at the end where you see thay inocent laugh

    • @rickydugan8490
      @rickydugan8490 4 года назад +16

      That's literally what war is 75% of the time lmao

    • @Torth121
      @Torth121 4 года назад +1

      It says “my lord”

    • @moorshound3243
      @moorshound3243 4 года назад +2

      most soldiers are kids 16 to 21

    • @rasmussyrjala1370
      @rasmussyrjala1370 4 года назад

      @Toori Baba well it is for the soldiers. They are young people.

    • @popinmo
      @popinmo 4 года назад +2

      @kie I read the first 50 words

  • @adamcorrigan2044
    @adamcorrigan2044 5 лет назад +230

    “One of Her Majesty’s finest 30mm Cannon!” Haha brill!

  • @davidcarrasco118
    @davidcarrasco118 3 года назад +3

    "Open aired windows.....BULLET PROOF in fact!!!"......that did it for me 🤣

  • @HiveQu33n
    @HiveQu33n 10 лет назад +58

    "I'm the general, using this machine gun, WITH FUCKING PURPOSE!" lmao

  • @jackmcgee6827
    @jackmcgee6827 10 лет назад +2161

    Excessive use of the f-word, rapid-fire comedy with no hesitation, way too comfortable to the point of slight insanity, and at least one reference to Her Majesty? Definitely a Brit.

    • @stefanQ10
      @stefanQ10 10 лет назад +5

      bla bla

    • @Stoviecakes
      @Stoviecakes 10 лет назад +20

      ***** Ah he is being endearing. I'd take it as a compliment.

    • @justrob5605
      @justrob5605 10 лет назад

      Common British thing :P

    • @SUBSOUNDFORUM
      @SUBSOUNDFORUM 10 лет назад +41

      The bloody great welsh flag tattoo on his back should be a slight hint

    • @jackmcgee6827
      @jackmcgee6827 10 лет назад +19

      If I'm not mistaken, Brit can refer to the entire island of Great Britain. I could be mistaken.

  • @shadowtrooper262
    @shadowtrooper262 4 года назад +958

    10 years ago man...where is this soldier now? Just hope he is still fine drinking his tea and finding this funny video.

    • @charlesthebeagle4989
      @charlesthebeagle4989 4 года назад +79

      Probably beer instead of tea

    • @szymon4507
      @szymon4507 4 года назад +15

      @@charlesthebeagle4989 ALCOHOLIC ALCOHOLIC ALCOHOLIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @jimbok21
      @jimbok21 4 года назад +44

      @@charlesthebeagle4989 probably, he is welsh

    • @ziggyshaw4060
      @ziggyshaw4060 4 года назад +6

      Jimbok21 omg Welsh is British

    • @jimbok21
      @jimbok21 4 года назад +30

      @@ziggyshaw4060 well drinking tea is kind of an English thing more than a British thing. Main reason other people say it's a British thing is because they don't realise that the other countries in Britain are nothing like England

  • @carisaunders2346
    @carisaunders2346 3 года назад +4

    Giving his mates a good giggle! I bet he kept them entertained when he could. So glad he came home alive!

  • @bradleyadamson6925
    @bradleyadamson6925 6 лет назад +629

    taped 9 years ago. wow

    • @dygi7631
      @dygi7631 6 лет назад +1

      Ikr

    • @olive0il557
      @olive0il557 6 лет назад +14

      Hope he got back safe

    • @adilhuddz9668
      @adilhuddz9668 6 лет назад

      8years ago

    • @halespookyjim5546
      @halespookyjim5546 6 лет назад

      9? dony u mean 8? TImE TrAvvLeRR

    • @smallduck968
      @smallduck968 6 лет назад +5

      HaleSpOokyJIM 5 no. The date uploaded is different to what he said at the beginning of the video. May 2009

  • @yoshibutkagekira7899
    @yoshibutkagekira7899 6 лет назад +387

    Hold on, we're under attack?
    Let me finish my tea first

  • @icemellow6330
    @icemellow6330 4 года назад +966

    Me: “mom i want to become a soldier one day”
    Mom: *nEveR, iTs nO fUn yUo wiLl onLy gEt yOurSelF cLaPped iN tHe aRmY*
    The army:

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 года назад +19

      I’ve seen videos of soldiers having breaks, it ain’t that bad... aside from the Russians flipping a man’s bed while the man is i. It.

    • @Creedio90
      @Creedio90 4 года назад +8

      ahha funni meme format mom so stupid

    • @sam-eg4nn
      @sam-eg4nn 4 года назад +1

      the government will only exploit you

    • @Пинагод
      @Пинагод 4 года назад

      @@coolsceegaming6178 yo what the fuck

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 4 года назад +5

      I can't imagine any mom from before this generation saying that you'll get clapped wtf

  • @geoderegartta8009
    @geoderegartta8009 2 года назад +3

    I have never seen a soldier hate their job in such a comical way as much as this guy!

  • @stephenpriestley3092
    @stephenpriestley3092 3 года назад +1766

    Hope this guy is still around

    • @1977Yakko
      @1977Yakko 3 года назад +166

      Yeah, I'm not sure how bad it is for vets from Britain but I think here in the States we lose more vets to suicide than to combat.

    • @rsoldat1
      @rsoldat1 3 года назад +81

      @@1977Yakko yeah man US Military is really depressing

    • @johnhariis250
      @johnhariis250 3 года назад +45

      @@rsoldat1 any Military gets to us that way
      No rights in the Army

    • @rsoldat1
      @rsoldat1 3 года назад +30

      @@johnhariis250 sheesh I hope ur doing good

    • @jensonhartmann3630
      @jensonhartmann3630 3 года назад +49

      And it's really not even the actual branch that hurts our soldiers. It's the government, and those in civilian life.

  • @timberstove7029
    @timberstove7029 4 года назад +404

    This guy was so British that the water in the jerrycan turned into beer and the base later became a pub for the locals called “the shooting flare”

    • @theobrignall4159
      @theobrignall4159 3 года назад +11

      Dont wanna be that guy but he's Welsh

    • @timberstove7029
      @timberstove7029 3 года назад +32

      @@theobrignall4159, you not being that guy, that’s why I said British not English

    • @jdottdeestv8149
      @jdottdeestv8149 3 года назад

      Even read it with a Welshes accent too mind you.

    • @mitchsudar5859
      @mitchsudar5859 3 года назад +8

      @@theobrignall4159 oh and another thing he’s serving in the British army because guess what you guessed it again he’s British

    • @mitchsudar5859
      @mitchsudar5859 3 года назад +6

      @@theobrignall4159 don’t be that guy then, don’t say you don’t wanna be that guy when you obviously do, he is British because guess what Welsh Scottish English people are all British and Northern Irish

  • @animated-solo658
    @animated-solo658 5 лет назад +110

    *Everybody gangster until British boi come in*

  • @aviatorjames512
    @aviatorjames512 3 года назад +6

    Imagine if we had recordings of WW1 and WW2 that were like this

  • @syamilharith2827
    @syamilharith2827 3 года назад +3848

    Who else got this in their recommended 10 years later

    • @datura0000
      @datura0000 3 года назад +14

      I will not disclose that information without you telling me what you want it for.

    • @syamilharith2827
      @syamilharith2827 3 года назад +4

      @@datura0000 ok boomer

    • @datura0000
      @datura0000 3 года назад +7

      By the way, recommendations are based in WHAT you watch, not WHEN was recorded/uploaded

    • @DadVader
      @DadVader 3 года назад

      Yep 😎

    • @bobbyflen248
      @bobbyflen248 3 года назад +6

      I watched it 10 years ago... man do i feel old...

  • @lilpotatozrcool1142
    @lilpotatozrcool1142 5 лет назад +790

    Why I love being British. You get these people everywhere.
    😂😂

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 5 лет назад +5

      You better be Welsh or you can leave.

    • @rosspatterson1233
      @rosspatterson1233 5 лет назад +26

      Thwack probably the stupidest comment I’ve seen.

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 5 лет назад

      @@rosspatterson1233 elaborate

    • @rosspatterson1233
      @rosspatterson1233 5 лет назад +23

      Thwack it doesn’t matter where in the uk they are from. They’re just saying that they’re proud to be British after seeing this video. It doesn’t matter if the soldiers Welsh, Wales is in the UK, and he is a British soldier

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 5 лет назад +4

      @@rosspatterson1233 no, because Wales is superior and this is common knowledge, I see you are not from the UK because otherwise you would know that Wales is the UK, everything in the UK is Wales.

  • @sujaysahoo4130
    @sujaysahoo4130 4 года назад +667

    Imagine 10 years later and his drill sergeant saw this...

    • @lxathu
      @lxathu 4 года назад +46

      Sgt: What you did is right, private, but as for the language... drop a penny for each F word into the can.
      Pvt: All m' savings. F*k!
      Sgt: Now you have to ask for a loan, I guess.

    • @vince6085
      @vince6085 4 года назад +8

      10years later he is the drill sergeant now

    • @Carpmenblog
      @Carpmenblog 4 года назад +3

      10 years... I would hope he is dishing out the push ups 👍💪

    • @ethanryan5299
      @ethanryan5299 4 года назад +1

      Final Flash your not wrong.

    • @xenosmoke8915
      @xenosmoke8915 4 года назад +1

      @Auditing Wales Correct, drill instructors aren’t necessarily Sergeants. I think everyone has confused all basic training ever with one very specific scene from Forest Gump.

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 5 месяцев назад +1

    Been 14 years and "I'm the general, using this gun, with fuckin purpose" still gets me