Jamsheed, the RPG God-Boss

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @bed4269
    @bed4269 5 лет назад +27002

    Everybody gangsta until Jamsheed pulls out an rpg

    • @sulemanmughal5397
      @sulemanmughal5397 5 лет назад +54

      Haha

    • @bucketdozer5325
      @bucketdozer5325 5 лет назад +23

      nice one

    • @Haaton-of-the-Basement
      @Haaton-of-the-Basement 5 лет назад +249

      Talibans: *Ah shit, Here we go again*

    • @weirdogiant6886
      @weirdogiant6886 5 лет назад +36

      This is off-topic, but are you offended that I'm laying on you right now?

    • @bed4269
      @bed4269 5 лет назад +76

      Zayin Frye absolutely not, I feel nothing, the centuries of sitting laying jumping, fucking, dying, giving birth on me doesn’t phase me anymore, go ahead and lie down

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 4 года назад +4322

    Taliban Leader : What happened?
    Taliban Grunt : Jamsheed...
    Taliban Leader : **sigh** not again.

    • @Zeeshanijaz844
      @Zeeshanijaz844 4 года назад +60

      Mate i was listening to an army official here in Australia and he was saying that most of the Taliban are like Jamsheed. He told a story where they were exchanging fire and all of a sudden a Taliban started running towards them with a machine gun. They did everything they could but couldn't stop him until they had to hit him with an RPG. He came so close that they could see his super long hair and beard. The official said that " call them crazy or maniacs but here they come". The new peace deal between America and Taliban is the proof of 19 years of blood and money wasted.

    • @Zeeshanijaz844
      @Zeeshanijaz844 4 года назад +19

      @sol1d gh0st Mate I'm just repeating what that officer said. Also, you sound like a very skilled soldier but in call of duty. Anyway, as far as peace is concerned, you can never find peace with war. A war based on greed and resources. Americans are dying in the name of America even though all these wars had nothing to do with the glory of America it was Israel using America as a dog which will be killed as soon as the enemy is eliminated. For Afghans, they've been in war since Forever and now that America is leaving, Taliban will takeover and things will go back to where it started but only with hundreds of thousand soldiers dealing with severe PTSDs. Where is the glory in all that?

    • @mickealturcotte5428
      @mickealturcotte5428 4 года назад +8

      @sol1d gh0st You can have a few organs blown and have 0% chance of being saved, but a heart still beating and enough air in your lungs to continue for a good minute or more. That can happens, and is the reason why every once in a while we hear rumors of bringing back the fal's into service here in canada. Just to have some more stopping power.

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 4 года назад +6

      The only problem is that Taliban are more "Jamshed" than Jamshed himself and 10 time more motivated 😉

    • @Thenotfunnyperson
      @Thenotfunnyperson 4 года назад

      .

  • @MiaUwU0407
    @MiaUwU0407 5 лет назад +9696

    Talibans just there in the trees wondering why the doom theme is getting louder.

    • @oyvey304
      @oyvey304 5 лет назад +56

      @ImPinguu (Israel national anthem intensifies)

    • @troyscribner4342
      @troyscribner4342 5 лет назад +15

      Good one

    • @Squishy_yhsiuqS
      @Squishy_yhsiuqS 5 лет назад +75

      Statistics show that this comment has just improved everyone's week by fifteen percent.

    • @MiaUwU0407
      @MiaUwU0407 5 лет назад +25

      @@Squishy_yhsiuqS statistics show that your profile puc and name decreased everyones belief in their god by at least 40% while increasing the urge to worship the one and inly lord tachanka by 50%

    • @jkudder9609
      @jkudder9609 5 лет назад +4

      This comment made me laugh, and for that i thank you good sir.

  • @bonesaw36
    @bonesaw36 2 года назад +6780

    “One rpg, taliban *poof*…finish taliban”
    This guy won life

    • @filip_548
      @filip_548 2 года назад +71

      I swear to God, funniest shit ever said haha

    • @bonesaw36
      @bonesaw36 2 года назад +6

      @@filip_548 100%

    • @riceburner6739
      @riceburner6739 2 года назад +18

      now that taliban is back on control, i wonder where or how he doing now

    • @filip_548
      @filip_548 2 года назад +18

      @@riceburner6739 well all i hope for is that he’s in Holywood Cinema making movie about this

    • @tjv-logs
      @tjv-logs 2 года назад +45

      @@riceburner6739 I heard that either in 2016 or 2018 he was unfortunatly killed in action :(

  • @Sergey-ed6mx
    @Sergey-ed6mx 4 года назад +5359

    Jamsheed: "I'm just an Afghani with a rocket launcher."

  • @user-df8cc1ec5e
    @user-df8cc1ec5e 4 года назад +8162

    Talibans: Don't worry. They're just sending one guy.
    That one guy:

  • @thehavoccompany-a3
    @thehavoccompany-a3 5 лет назад +15575

    Taliban: "We have an army."
    Afghanistan: "We have a Jamsheed."

  • @wishuhadmyname
    @wishuhadmyname 2 года назад +5635

    My old boss said that on his 1st tour, he learned to not really be afraid of enemy RPGs or DShKa fire because it was always so inaccurate. 12 RPGs would get fired at his unit and they'd always be miles off, and everyone assumed the weapon just sucked. His 2nd tour started out with his unit training with the Romanian military outside Bucharest and he got to shoot the RPGs and DShKas used by the Romanians. He said that he could hit a man-sized target (not hit NEAR, actually hit) at 700m and the Romanians who were more practiced could do that out to 1200m. He realized that all it takes is 1 guy who actually knows what he's doing with an RPG to fuck everyone up, as proven here by Jamsheed

    • @mirai5268
      @mirai5268 2 года назад +127

      thats wild

    • @warlord-chan9540
      @warlord-chan9540 2 года назад +254

      The RPGs max engagement distance is 700m and it detonates itself at 900m so that is not true. Or you are talking about another weapon systems which is still not likely because most hand held rocked launchers don't go out that far.

    • @wishuhadmyname
      @wishuhadmyname 2 года назад +170

      @@warlord-chan9540 I may have gotten the units wrong but I'm pretty sure I'm remembering the numbers correctly

    • @uncomfysapphic8415
      @uncomfysapphic8415 2 года назад +113

      @@warlord-chan9540 different warheads probably

    • @Mr-Damage
      @Mr-Damage 2 года назад +29

      @@warlord-chan9540 how does it travel the extra 200 meters to self detonate if Max is 700

  • @demonicguard9539
    @demonicguard9539 4 года назад +5147

    this feels like a afghan war version of the office

    • @potatohead5986
      @potatohead5986 4 года назад +6

      =))))))))))

    • @humbertomacias3239
      @humbertomacias3239 4 года назад +9

      😂🤣

    • @Hypie582
      @Hypie582 4 года назад +13

      The office isnt funny

    • @t4ct1c4l_operators3
      @t4ct1c4l_operators3 4 года назад +12

      @@Hypie582 than u don’t understand pure comedy 😂

    • @Hypie582
      @Hypie582 4 года назад +25

      @@t4ct1c4l_operators3 haha its very funny when the camera does the cool funny zoom in, right? Very funny star wars noises beep boop beep boop hilarious very hilarious haha

  • @loganreinpold4981
    @loganreinpold4981 4 года назад +4002

    That moment when you discover that you aren't the main character

  • @Dev_Six
    @Dev_Six 4 года назад +2510

    The enemy can't predict your moves if you can't predict them yourself.

  • @Khoros-Mythos
    @Khoros-Mythos Год назад +204

    I swear Jamsheed was a javelin thrower in a past life. Anyone can become proficient, but this man can *feel* the trajectory and reach out and touch his target effortlessly. Rest In Peace, brother.

    • @MrIzo56
      @MrIzo56 10 месяцев назад +10

      Dude was a natural. Warrior blood in that man.

    • @ThePrimebeef
      @ThePrimebeef Месяц назад +1

      he was recently remade.

    • @Dezzyyy
      @Dezzyyy Месяц назад +1

      ​@@ThePrimebeef was it actually confirmed he passed? I heard it was just rumors and he ended up moving to another front in Syria or something but that he may have gotten seriously injured and went back or got injured and stopped fighting/died but no solid reports

  • @Salu_TV
    @Salu_TV 5 лет назад +15977

    He’s the main character, we’re all his npcs

    • @rockymkiii
      @rockymkiii 5 лет назад +340

      And he know the game so much he don't need to cover

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 5 лет назад +27

      Damn 😔

    • @ewthmatth
      @ewthmatth 5 лет назад +229

      It's Jamsheed's world. We're just livin' in it.

    • @Uruckingfetard22
      @Uruckingfetard22 5 лет назад +14

      XD yea holy shit dude.

    • @seabass5484
      @seabass5484 5 лет назад +34

      Yeah the player that runs in and 1 taps everyone

  • @viking197
    @viking197 4 года назад +3551

    So what role in the army will you be applying for sir?
    Soldier: *Jamsheed*

    • @FJxJongno3ga
      @FJxJongno3ga 4 года назад +82

      I'm sorry we're all out of custom XXXXL pants to hold jamsheed sized balls son.

    • @royltbescheidenblake6187
      @royltbescheidenblake6187 4 года назад +3

      Loooooooool

    • @FukU2222
      @FukU2222 4 года назад +2

      soldier??? you're not a soldier until you pass BMQ, recruit...

    • @ussibussi2788
      @ussibussi2788 4 года назад +11

      @@FukU2222 Thanks for pointing that out, we definitely needed that.

    • @GenZapata562
      @GenZapata562 4 года назад

      LMFAO

  • @Beefyhorchata
    @Beefyhorchata 4 года назад +53968

    Petition to get Jamsheed as an operator in Call of Duty Modern Warfare

    • @prosackmetheus5409
      @prosackmetheus5409 4 года назад +1007

      Jamsheed Operator skin for Independence War event.

    • @consciouslasagne354
      @consciouslasagne354 4 года назад +140

      Yes

    • @blacklancer3255
      @blacklancer3255 4 года назад +864

      His execution is shooting someone with an RPG

    • @axeloth
      @axeloth 4 года назад +426

      Rpg does double damage and has double the range

    • @APCBaab32
      @APCBaab32 4 года назад +303

      And as of Season 4, there is a skin based on his kit!

  • @frankthegerman4426
    @frankthegerman4426 2 года назад +2442

    Just imagine this guy just walks up, doesn't give a f*ck, hundreds of rounds covering his position, fires an RPG, probably splattering the intestines of multiple men on the floor and just walks back smiling and goes "Hollywood...Hollywood Big cinema...one RPG Taliban go pfffff...." Legendary.

    • @yourafatboyshadow
      @yourafatboyshadow 2 года назад +75

      Thanks we just watched the fucking video.

    • @armsmaster1953
      @armsmaster1953 2 года назад +33

      Wow, it’s almost like that’s exactly what just fucking happened. Unbelievable.
      Don’t comment a description of the video just to back it up with “Legendary”

    • @AA-bz1pr
      @AA-bz1pr 2 года назад +9

      Thanks for telling us exactly what happened in the video. I'm sure someone out there was having problems with the video playing.

    • @LeoSlays
      @LeoSlays 2 года назад +11

      tristan m ik it was funny lol. dont mind the above comments they are not cool

    • @frankthegerman4426
      @frankthegerman4426 2 года назад +5

      @@LeoSlays Thank you kinda needed it

  • @dogwiththeteeth3135
    @dogwiththeteeth3135 5 лет назад +10223

    The Virgin Abu Hajar vs the Chad Jamsheed

    • @TotoRina4343
      @TotoRina4343 5 лет назад +733

      Is abu hajar that isis guy that was yelled at when they failed their attack in those little armored vehicles? 😂

    • @lestat23989
      @lestat23989 5 лет назад +322

      @@TotoRina4343 yup, that one

    • @lear8989
      @lear8989 5 лет назад +182

      rip Abu Hajar

    • @honorhino7726
      @honorhino7726 5 лет назад +246

      @@TotoRina4343 He was getting yelled at bc the brass was hitting the abu ridhwan and the dude with GoPro.

    • @TotoRina4343
      @TotoRina4343 5 лет назад +149

      @@honorhino7726 funniest war video ever

  • @lymarromero895
    @lymarromero895 4 года назад +4119

    "What is he doing?"
    "He's beginning to believe."

  • @peterlustig6888
    @peterlustig6888 4 года назад +7553

    US Soldiers: Nooo, you cant just leave your cover, you gonna get hiiit
    Jamsheed: *Haha RPG go phhhhhhhm*

  • @219Pyro
    @219Pyro 2 года назад +890

    Jamsheed, a Afghani Soldier shooting a Russian RPG in Afghanistan
    Some random Infantryman: "AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"
    Another random Infantryman: "There ya go, Jimshod "

    • @RealBoiJare
      @RealBoiJare 2 года назад +146

      Perfect representation of America lol

    • @mohdbenalij8537
      @mohdbenalij8537 2 года назад +44

      I was thinking the exact same thing 😂 and he was shit scared hiding in a hole in the ground.

    • @Smeffort
      @Smeffort 2 года назад +18

      @@mohdbenalij8537 I mean not everyone can just walk into gunfire without getting shot. Or at least I can’t, I dunno about you fellas.

    • @fritzpingel5433
      @fritzpingel5433 2 года назад

      America motherfucker was outta pocket. We didn’t do shit that was 100% jamsheed

    • @Loysekiu
      @Loysekiu 2 года назад

      haha YES

  • @saturnascension
    @saturnascension 5 лет назад +3392

    Taliban when they see Jamsheed walking up: "Why do I hear boss music?"

  • @feminico2613
    @feminico2613 5 лет назад +15281

    Enemy: shoots a bullet at their direction
    Jamsheed: So you have chosen, death

    • @JohntehGman
      @JohntehGman 5 лет назад +77

      All of these comments this is my favorite LOL

    • @DoomSausage1
      @DoomSausage1 5 лет назад +54

      👍👍 I even read that with a middle eastern accent

    • @goopmane
      @goopmane 5 лет назад +25

      Oh ho, you’re approaching me?

    • @Belladavo
      @Belladavo 5 лет назад +14

      WORLDOOOO RPG ORAORAORAORA

    • @wtfwasthat16
      @wtfwasthat16 5 лет назад +21

      using bullets i see, well...
      MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!

  • @iOriginalEdits
    @iOriginalEdits 5 лет назад +2218

    "One RPG, Taliban - pfffffm!"
    - Jamsheed 2016

  • @dustyfox8532
    @dustyfox8532 2 года назад +172

    Beware the man with 5 RPG's and no sidearm~ Ancient Afgan proverb

  • @fawllex9667
    @fawllex9667 5 лет назад +2530

    Taliban: we got em pinned down!
    **Jamsheed stands up**
    Taliban: Why do i hear boss music?

    • @__boo
      @__boo 5 лет назад +4

      iman amir-rudin LOLOL

    • @sigis72
      @sigis72 5 лет назад +4

      ROFL

    • @MatataMcCleskey
      @MatataMcCleskey 5 лет назад +2

      I heard FF7 fight music

    • @devinschaar4499
      @devinschaar4499 5 лет назад +14

      You don't need music with those massive balls clanking together as he walks.

    • @banzsadboishit7502
      @banzsadboishit7502 5 лет назад +1

      If only he was Russian playing the national anthem😂😂

  • @blackdragonjr6102
    @blackdragonjr6102 5 лет назад +1895

    Which weighs more
    A. The RPG
    B. Jamsheed’s ball’s

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 5 лет назад +6829

    Jamsheed's Sexual Orientation:
    Straight: No
    Gay: No
    RPG: Yes

  • @anactualalpaca7016
    @anactualalpaca7016 2 года назад +111

    Jamsheed was born to use the RPG, his hands, his brain, his eyes, all perfectly crafted for using this weapon

  • @ganeshaloney3882
    @ganeshaloney3882 4 года назад +1529

    *"One RPG, Taliban -- pfffffm!"*
    Jamsheed out here raw-dogging taliban

    • @MolsonPeanut
      @MolsonPeanut 4 года назад +16

      😂 dead, fucking dead!

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 3 года назад +6

      Next it's gonna be someone carrying an a-10 and I MEAN CARRYING

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ 3 года назад +3

      @@adrawingprotogen2994 it's just jamsheed after a promotion

  • @itszeyth9863
    @itszeyth9863 5 лет назад +2170

    US Soldier: "how many people have you killed with that RPG?"
    Jamsheed: "Taliban aren't people."

  • @Niggychan
    @Niggychan 5 лет назад +2003

    Jamsheed is that kid who's introducing his friends to something he's already good at and goes "hey guys, watch this."

    • @tonyasa4658
      @tonyasa4658 5 лет назад +8

      Lol

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 лет назад +16

      Thanks Jamsheed, very cool!

    • @Jacob-ABCXYZ
      @Jacob-ABCXYZ 5 лет назад +13

      And none of his friends believe him till he does it

    • @Tahmanakki
      @Tahmanakki 5 лет назад +4

      Jamsheed is that One kid who has an airsoft gun at age 9

    • @Jacob-ABCXYZ
      @Jacob-ABCXYZ 5 лет назад

      @@Tahmanakki yep

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson 2 года назад +60

    sad that he's gone, still at least he was immortalized in video!
    I hope he has loved ones that are living safe and well today.

    • @JamshidKhan-v5h
      @JamshidKhan-v5h Месяц назад

      My brother is alive but I am hiding from the Taliban in Afghanistan. Please, no one should publish my videos because my life is in danger.

  • @Daemeon93
    @Daemeon93 5 лет назад +3324

    Legend has it Jamsheed is the only person on Earth who can actually rocket jump.

  • @johnniewalker877
    @johnniewalker877 5 лет назад +4337

    Taliban: *Fires at Americans and Allies*
    Jamsheed: *Starts walking forward with his RPG*
    Taliban: “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @ewthmatth
      @ewthmatth 5 лет назад +29

      Jamsheed: *starts walking forward with his RPG*
      Taliban: "why is the game over music already playing?"

    • @Amin_yar
      @Amin_yar 5 лет назад +2

      Best comment so far😂

    • @seraphinpanlion9101
      @seraphinpanlion9101 4 года назад +3

      Fuck off with those retarded "memes"

    • @flex9696
      @flex9696 4 года назад +13

      Jamsheed is the Doomslayer of the Afghan military

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 4 года назад +2

      @@seraphinpanlion9101 what's the matter ? Can't take a joke ?

  • @danieljames6138
    @danieljames6138 4 года назад +4265

    “Permission to leave cover sir?”
    “Why?”
    “To give the taliban back their RPGs”

    • @alectravis-daugherty3095
      @alectravis-daugherty3095 4 года назад +26

      Ive been waiting for this comment!

    • @REBURN96
      @REBURN96 4 года назад +19

      Every time they give one back an eagle gets its wings

    • @baddonkey6876
      @baddonkey6876 4 года назад +25

      "PERMISSION GRANTED" (in Ron Pearlmans voice)

    • @carlos2285
      @carlos2285 4 года назад +7

      Bad Donkey I need a weapon

    • @carlos2285
      @carlos2285 4 года назад +8

      Just one question, what if you miss

  • @ATLBraves1992
    @ATLBraves1992 11 месяцев назад +62

    This isn’t just a war for Jamsheed. This is kind of battlefield behavior is personal. This is being fed up. This is deeper than combat.

    • @gershomtan5879
      @gershomtan5879 4 месяца назад +2

      Or hear me out... HE DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

    • @Felinal_19
      @Felinal_19 2 месяца назад

      ​@@gershomtan5879Only thing flying was the HE he pffffmed

  • @VictorNiss
    @VictorNiss 4 года назад +10106

    "AMERICA MF"
    nooooo, that was all Jamsheed.

    • @justleo2956
      @justleo2956 4 года назад +605

      The fuck is "America" we in jamsheed now

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 4 года назад +47

      @Achmed the Dead Terrorist Yes

    • @ahmadzafar7504
      @ahmadzafar7504 4 года назад +77

      USJ found some hashish and wifes in other country
      Freedom intensifies

    • @VictorNiss
      @VictorNiss 4 года назад +25

      @@ahmadzafar7504 Jamsheed: [ loads new RPG in tube with zeal ]

    • @therecycle1332
      @therecycle1332 4 года назад +19

      I was wondering about who is that idiot 🤔

  • @waywardhero1177
    @waywardhero1177 4 года назад +5500

    This has some “the office” vibes and man it makes this ten times funnier.
    Be like Jamsheed.

    • @buttergolem8584
      @buttergolem8584 4 года назад +48

      Jimsheed

    • @rokai7317
      @rokai7317 4 года назад +7

      @@buttergolem8584 Shimjeed

    • @willjb89
      @willjb89 4 года назад +63

      Fuck me. I can’t unsee it !!!! Dude this would make a great series though, get some vets to consult with and make a military “The Office” style series

    • @waywardhero1177
      @waywardhero1177 4 года назад +16

      WillyB That could work like MASH meets the office

    • @Recon-go7yg
      @Recon-go7yg 4 года назад +4

      @WaywardHero 117 Watch generation kill.

  • @BigPatFenis_
    @BigPatFenis_ 3 года назад +6959

    This guys entire loadout is an RPG and backpack with 5 rockets in it. You know he's there to kick some ass.

    • @Rasbiff
      @Rasbiff 3 года назад +384

      S P E C I A L I S T

    • @mariopadilla1973
      @mariopadilla1973 3 года назад +48

      more likely to blow up some ass

    • @Trollportphosphat
      @Trollportphosphat 3 года назад +87

      he´s out of bubblegum

    • @corpsman827
      @corpsman827 3 года назад +82

      One time I saw a Navy Seal board a helicopter, on a 4 day op in North Africa, with just a rope and a chain saw.

    • @GhostOfDamned
      @GhostOfDamned 3 года назад +20

      Arma be like

  • @alemalvina7624
    @alemalvina7624 2 года назад +45

    "Hollywood cinema"
    Wise words Jamseed, wise words..

    • @Cocobdoom
      @Cocobdoom 8 месяцев назад

      Deep dog...a lot ppl not gonna catch that or maybe I looked to much into it

    • @klad2860
      @klad2860 8 месяцев назад

      MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE!

  • @martinconstantino1953
    @martinconstantino1953 5 лет назад +1920

    “Hollywood cinema”
    He better have a movie while I’m still alive

    • @bullphr0g489
      @bullphr0g489 5 лет назад +32

      JAMSHEED : THE RPG GOD
      COMING NEVER TO THEATERS NEAR NOBODY

    • @laryyan1358
      @laryyan1358 5 лет назад +15

      @@bullphr0g489 it should be
      JAMSHEED : THE RPG GOD
      COMING TO A TALIBAN STRONGHOLD NEAR YOU

    • @TomGodson95
      @TomGodson95 5 лет назад

      Its called The Rocket Jump, coming to a cinema near you

    • @richtigerfeger
      @richtigerfeger 5 лет назад

      jamsheed, rpg and the mystery of talibans

  • @ZoeyTheGSP
    @ZoeyTheGSP 4 года назад +2583

    Army: “You don’t need to carry 5 shells for your RPG.”
    JAMSHEED: “NO, ITS NECESSARY.”

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 4 года назад +57

      Basket of rockets:
      + accuracy
      + bravery
      + ammo capacity
      + range
      + coolness

    • @fordsquared537
      @fordsquared537 4 года назад +39

      Jamsheed: “I have five just in case the first four fail.”

    • @GraveDigger388
      @GraveDigger388 3 года назад +21

      @@thedepression950
      cons:
      - makes teammates not able to do anything for 1 minute from sheer awestruck

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 3 года назад +14

      Jamsheed don't miss. Even when he misses, he can't miss.

    • @mistarrraze6254
      @mistarrraze6254 3 года назад +6

      Taliban pfffmm

  • @ronaldli5
    @ronaldli5 4 года назад +1638

    One RPG, Taliban -- PFFMMM. Finish Taliban.
    Words of a legend.

    • @KatariaGujjar
      @KatariaGujjar 4 года назад +1

      Yet Taliban is called to Qatar every year to discuss a peace treaty..

    • @KatariaGujjar
      @KatariaGujjar 4 года назад +1

      @@MFKR696
      *IEA* Taliban, founded in 1994 by *Mullah Omar* , is only in Afghanistan. In Pakistan, there is another unaffiliated group called *TTP* Taliban that was founded in 2007 by *Baitullah Masud* .
      They have a word in their title (Taliban = student) that is common, but that's the only thing they have in common. The aims are very contrastingly different. Either way, TTP is irrelevant to anything I've written - IEA is called to Qatar to negotiate peace with US, TTP is not called.

  • @baronvr1
    @baronvr1 11 месяцев назад +9

    I come back once in a while to watch this legend.

  • @erendyalatorre7785
    @erendyalatorre7785 4 года назад +3367

    This dude walks around with 5+ rockets.
    As my boy George Washington used to say " stay strapped or get clapped"

    • @michaelfetty2854
      @michaelfetty2854 4 года назад +17

      Dilly, Dilly!

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 года назад +42

      This guy is literally Soilder from TF2, he just casually carries a fuckin RPG around, just cause.

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 4 года назад +8

      With only an RPG too, he's dedicated and knows what he's doing, just waltzed out of cover to blast away.

    • @greg6441
      @greg6441 4 года назад +16

      i thought sun tzu said that

    • @erendyalatorre7785
      @erendyalatorre7785 4 года назад +11

      @@grugg3108 he's the dude that reloads instead of switching to his pistol lol

  • @Baba-li6hc
    @Baba-li6hc 4 года назад +3054

    when this guy joined the army, the generals said "Yes sir"

    •  3 года назад +68

      When they asked him how many RPG rounds he wanted, he said: *"yes"*

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 3 года назад +6

      All he needs is one davy crocket rocket and he can take over the entire world

    • @skchannel5082
      @skchannel5082 3 года назад +1

      Not just him all Afghan ppl are brave

    • @-data
      @-data 3 года назад +2

      @@skchannel5082 depends

    • @DEADLYMOUSEGAMING276
      @DEADLYMOUSEGAMING276 3 года назад

      😂

  • @CaptainPancakes
    @CaptainPancakes 4 года назад +2914

    "Hollywood cinema!"
    You heard him, Hollywood. Jamsheed has given you the greenlight to make a feature film about him.

    • @texasoutlaw4222
      @texasoutlaw4222 4 года назад +12

      Cast the mexican uncle from Training Day to portray him.

    • @slapslicks7531
      @slapslicks7531 4 года назад +6

      Ahahaha that totally was the greenlight to make a film

    • @JerrybutTaller
      @JerrybutTaller 4 года назад +3

      Sir please stop. I can only get so erect

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 4 года назад

      Genius

    • @splinderking
      @splinderking 4 года назад

      He said what you show in hollywood movies using machines and brilliant vfs effects. We do it here without machines nd vfx.

  • @WOMPITUS
    @WOMPITUS 2 года назад +21

    When he said “Hollywood cinema” I laughed so hard I cried.

  • @AngelicRalph
    @AngelicRalph 3 года назад +5274

    "They're firing at us!"
    Jamsheed: "KABOOM?"
    army: "yes jamsheed, kaboom"

    • @graysonwinckler2536
      @graysonwinckler2536 3 года назад +52

      thank you, this made me laugh

    • @sejfzlrrhman
      @sejfzlrrhman 3 года назад +5

      In Spanish too

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 3 года назад +5

      The Taliban took over, we gotta throw a party when he makes it here.

    • @X786BBF
      @X786BBF 3 года назад +3

      Penguins 😂

    • @mehmeh1999
      @mehmeh1999 3 года назад +5

      @@ReySchultz121 He died a few months after this was filmed.

  • @BinBintheRiceCake
    @BinBintheRiceCake 4 года назад +4890

    "He bragged about how he killed like 5 taliban the other week"
    Explains where he found the other five rockets on his back.

  • @momithrewup9699
    @momithrewup9699 2 года назад +69

    Such a badass dude, but his backstory makes me wanna cry sometimes.

    • @devonyarbrough7379
      @devonyarbrough7379 2 года назад +1

      What's his backstory?

    • @momithrewup9699
      @momithrewup9699 2 года назад +6

      @@devonyarbrough7379 It’s a long story, I would recommend watching the RUclips video yourself.

    • @devonyarbrough7379
      @devonyarbrough7379 2 года назад

      @@momithrewup9699 Wanna slide a homie a link?

    • @jeremyemilio9378
      @jeremyemilio9378 2 года назад

      @@momithrewup9699 where's the link to the full video?

    • @momithrewup9699
      @momithrewup9699 2 года назад +64

      @@jeremyemilio9378 I can’t find the original video but what he said was, his mother,father and sister were killed in a explosion caused by terrorists. So now he roams around killing as much terrorists as he can before he himself is killed one day.

  • @fhilhamdhialharis3453
    @fhilhamdhialharis3453 5 лет назад +1458

    most memorable quote
    "one rpg, finish taliban"
    yep sure, jamsheed. Nice

    • @hansnoor9637
      @hansnoor9637 5 лет назад +2

      Should've deploy God Boss Jamsheed to take back Raqqa from ISIS

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 5 лет назад +3

      @@xRawburtx that's it. If I ever join the military and get a anti armour/air MOS, whenever I fire I'll yell *'EXPLOSION!!!'* before firing.

  • @raiderjones8609
    @raiderjones8609 4 года назад +2896

    "Like a Boss" "He doesn't give a fuck man" "He wants to shoot that fuckin thing" These are quotes that make me laugh at this video every time I see it.

    • @EZM888
      @EZM888 4 года назад +31

      He walked right in the open in front of hailing bullets like he does it on the usual😂😭😭

    • @grimmblade
      @grimmblade 4 года назад +10

      Can't piss like a poodle if you want to run with the big dogs

    • @seandent3732
      @seandent3732 4 года назад +6

      Lets not forget the iconic “AMERICA,
      MOTHERFUCKER!”

    • @xataz
      @xataz 3 года назад +18

      "he gonna go fuck some shit up"

    • @simontide6780
      @simontide6780 3 года назад +3

      Not recommendable. But he knows Taliban can't shoot accurately at that long distance so he dare to do it. It'll be a different story if there was sniper.

  • @FUBARguy107
    @FUBARguy107 5 лет назад +1017

    Soldiers: Jamsheed, get down!
    Jamsheed: I have seen my death and it does not happen this day.

    • @proudfirebrand3946
      @proudfirebrand3946 4 года назад +5

      MadManAz can I PLEASE, PLEASE let me use that line someday????

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 4 года назад

      @@proudfirebrand3946 i prolly will

    • @genore1993
      @genore1993 4 года назад +2

      this reminded me of floki from vikings,

    • @MrWest-ph5yg
      @MrWest-ph5yg 4 года назад

      This is a boss ass line

  • @silkalex6593
    @silkalex6593 2 года назад +23

    Love how it brought everybodys morale up ,jamsheed is a true legend ,much respect

  • @kulprit9462
    @kulprit9462 4 года назад +3599

    "TRIPLE KILL"
    +400 xp
    +400 xp
    +400 xp
    +50 xp savior
    "UAV On Stand by"

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 4 года назад +83

      Jamsheed just uses the UAV to carry more rockets

    • @at-90ree13
      @at-90ree13 4 года назад +13

      *OVERKILL*

    • @Connor_JR
      @Connor_JR 4 года назад +16

      That lovely *click* of the multi hitmarker on impact...

    • @Brother8237
      @Brother8237 4 года назад +3

      CADAVERIFIC

    • @ANYA.RIZALI
      @ANYA.RIZALI 4 года назад +2

      mew

  • @BRBaka
    @BRBaka 4 года назад +5095

    In a world full of Karens and Kens, be a Jamsheed.

    • @dso-nx3jy
      @dso-nx3jy 4 года назад +1

      Love it!!! 😂

    • @zombievikinggaming4258
      @zombievikinggaming4258 4 года назад +27

      In a world of white people, be brown?

    • @asteria1065
      @asteria1065 4 года назад +24

      @@zombievikinggaming4258 hell yeah

    • @fuentinho416
      @fuentinho416 4 года назад +18

      Obliterate my enemies with a Rocket Propelled Grenade and walk away after like nothing happened?
      Can do.

    • @zombievikinggaming4258
      @zombievikinggaming4258 4 года назад +8

      @@asteria1065 That's disgusting bro

  • @arandompersonfromthezone8901
    @arandompersonfromthezone8901 4 года назад +2877

    Taliban: Nooo! You can't just shoot us with an Rpg Nooo!
    Jamsheed: ha Rpg go Swoosh

    • @CarboKill
      @CarboKill 4 года назад +41

      RPG go pfftm

    • @Nelso5000
      @Nelso5000 4 года назад +9

      Oh monolith, why have you left us?

    • @Ghost-nk7hd
      @Ghost-nk7hd 4 года назад

      Lmaoooooo XD

    • @dovahkiin5773
      @dovahkiin5773 4 года назад +3

      I like your profile monolith soldier

    • @Uthrid
      @Uthrid 4 года назад

      I laughed way too hard to this comment 😂

  • @detroitdave3505
    @detroitdave3505 Год назад +37

    Rest in peace Jamsheed we will remember you for the badass you were 🔥

  • @HigHrvatski
    @HigHrvatski 4 года назад +1768

    "Infinity Ward needs to nerf the RPG."
    Jamsheed: "They did"

    • @royltbescheidenblake6187
      @royltbescheidenblake6187 4 года назад +8

      Looool ooooh shit

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 4 года назад +1

      In all reality, they did. God help you should an OG-7V fragmentation warhead hit 50 meters from your open position. Even the concussion of the PG-7VM HEAT warhead like Jamsheed has can kill you inside 30 meters.

    • @armandomarcial4836
      @armandomarcial4836 4 года назад +2

      @@shockwave6213 don't forget they also nerfed the rocket speed

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 3 года назад

      Nerf it again

    •  3 года назад

      Or the knife in cold war.. no lunging, completely useless.. All you can do is backstab, but then again.. the enemies run faster because they have a fucking fieldgrip or something...
      Like sure.. running with an ak + a flimsy grip is faster than running with a knife..

  • @flickmybic7174
    @flickmybic7174 4 года назад +2216

    He comes back: "Hollywood... Hollywood cinema."
    Im crying holy shit 😂

    • @jbuckley2546
      @jbuckley2546 4 года назад +41

      Jambo.....

    • @mitchhebert2046
      @mitchhebert2046 4 года назад +26

      1 RPG TALIBAN PFFHHHHH!!! FINISH THE TALIBAN

    • @Templar-jj3ig
      @Templar-jj3ig 4 года назад

      LMFAO! That was good stuff.

    • @aspeckt1
      @aspeckt1 4 года назад +6

      Just like in the movies. I get you, Jamsheed.

    • @cipher01
      @cipher01 4 года назад +1

      Michael Bay

  • @the_1guapoguy
    @the_1guapoguy 4 года назад +1362

    The army: THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY GAMES! THIS IS WAR!
    Jamsheed: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move.

    • @thatonemarauder520
      @thatonemarauder520 4 года назад +6

      So yeah.. he's a gamer

    • @f.nasisi829
      @f.nasisi829 4 года назад +1

      That One Marauder He‘s a god, he gives you life and then he pulls out his RPG

  • @galacticshark1588
    @galacticshark1588 Год назад +13

    0:03 a man made a decision to become a legend

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 4 года назад +23164

    I think it is more impressive he was able to walk so far dragging such massive balls.

    • @thaprezidnt1
      @thaprezidnt1 4 года назад +56

      YOUR VIDS ARE AMAZING BRO! weird to find you here. lol

    • @blackheart8121
      @blackheart8121 4 года назад +115

      I figured out why.
      He had a steel pair but they weren't flashy enough.
      He then switched out for a brass pair but they were too heavy.
      The last pair are a titanium, vibranium, adamantium alloy that is bulletproof up to,and including, 30mm cannon rounds, 40mm grenades, as well as .50, 12.7mm, 14.9mm, 120mm mortar rounds, and DU Sabot from an M1 Abrams..

    • @BuckingHorse-Bull
      @BuckingHorse-Bull 4 года назад +29

      this is the first time ever reading this type of comment

    • @blackheart8121
      @blackheart8121 4 года назад +29

      @@BuckingHorse-Bull How so? There are many comments addressing the badassness of Jamsheed.
      There is being afraid but trained to walk in to the fires of Hell. Then there is casually strolling along like a day at the park and the accuracy with a weapon NOT known for accuracy and takes out the bad guys. That is Jamsheed..

    • @BuckingHorse-Bull
      @BuckingHorse-Bull 4 года назад +10

      @@blackheart8121 i was being sarcastic. the commenting of another mans balls is old and annoying

  • @jamesnickleson8648
    @jamesnickleson8648 4 года назад +681

    Jamsheed was actually shot 7 times, but he just reloaded his save.

    • @aksmex2576
      @aksmex2576 4 года назад +5

      He is save scuming.

  • @tommydonahue924
    @tommydonahue924 6 лет назад +2430

    We need more Jamsheed’s

    • @thegreatkhorasanzameen5380
      @thegreatkhorasanzameen5380 6 лет назад +4

      We more soldiers like jamshid

    • @odstp1tv1pr37
      @odstp1tv1pr37 5 лет назад +28

      He had faith. While I am not a muslim. He knew that if he were to die his god would have him die regardless of if he was behind cover. If his god willed him to live then he could walk through hell and not be hurt

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 5 лет назад +20

      Jamsheed is OP. You can’t have more than one or it becomes unbalanced.

    • @predamanger
      @predamanger 5 лет назад +8

      There should be a film about Jamsheed

    • @flusteredweasel7483
      @flusteredweasel7483 5 лет назад +4

      When the RPG god from Battlefield joins the army

  • @altaccount2179
    @altaccount2179 2 года назад +7

    "1 rpg taliban 'phfmm', finish taliban" -RPG god

  • @rjaygemus2023
    @rjaygemus2023 5 лет назад +1419

    "Gawd you americans, just laying in the dirt"
    , that got me 😂

    • @larrygoerke9081
      @larrygoerke9081 5 лет назад +1

      @True South Well said.

    • @mattgrim5178
      @mattgrim5178 5 лет назад +5

      @True South They said he was being shot at so if he went weaving and rolling he probably would've gotten shot

    • @mattgrim5178
      @mattgrim5178 5 лет назад

      @True South seems like it I guess

    • @aleksandrsbaltins1998
      @aleksandrsbaltins1998 5 лет назад +6

      Taliban AK barrels are probably so worn out there is no rifling left in the barrel, only good for suppressive fire if that. Still I wouldn’t get up and “John Wayne” walk in that shit show.

    • @ronnyerawan44
      @ronnyerawan44 5 лет назад

      What do you expect?, We are tourist here 😂

  • @markjosephbantayan3479
    @markjosephbantayan3479 5 лет назад +1946

    They should name an rpg launcher after him. Jamsheed 1.

    • @Private_Gator
      @Private_Gator 5 лет назад +9

      true

    • @jcast-dr2mv
      @jcast-dr2mv 5 лет назад +84

      That does sound badass even the name would fit the weapon.

    • @clandestinetactical
      @clandestinetactical 5 лет назад +17

      I’m naming my new clan in the up coming COD modern warfare after him .. this guys the real - life Samuel L Jackson’s “ BAD MOTHA FUCKA “

    • @sulemanmughal5397
      @sulemanmughal5397 5 лет назад

      True

    • @Joker-fl1vl
      @Joker-fl1vl 5 лет назад +11

      Why does that sound like it already exists? It’s sounds so smooth and intimidating if you know why lol

  • @meem6227
    @meem6227 4 года назад +2326

    Next episode: He starts rocket jumping and killing people with a shovel

    • @jeremymaniago3001
      @jeremymaniago3001 4 года назад +54

      To praise Rick May

    • @KG72740
      @KG72740 4 года назад +12

      He does the battlefield 1 shovel takedown

    • @ninorandazzo844
      @ninorandazzo844 4 года назад +26

      Weapon cycling like the doom slayer

    • @strikemanpop
      @strikemanpop 4 года назад +27

      @@KG72740 market gardening boy, that's how we made it in those days

    • @meem6227
      @meem6227 4 года назад +16

      @@strikemanpop ah, finally, a man of culture

  • @sameullam
    @sameullam Год назад +7

    RIP to a legend.

  • @scottsaylors1996
    @scottsaylors1996 4 года назад +1649

    Jamsheed earned his citizenship in the US as far as I’m concerned just for being a badass.

    • @katashi222
      @katashi222 4 года назад +55

      Yes, give that man a green card now!!!💯👍

    • @johnwayne2898
      @johnwayne2898 4 года назад +24

      @White Wild He already is, that is what the Afghan troops are trying to do, stop the Al-Qaeda

    • @dustyfox8532
      @dustyfox8532 4 года назад +27

      I think the Afganis need him more than the U.S does. Badass warriors do not run away from their own country in the middle of a fight.

    • @JackHGUK
      @JackHGUK 4 года назад +7

      @@dustyfox8532 afgan has been a warzone for the last 20 years, at what point do our allies over there get to come somewhere them and there families can be safe?

    • @ric7078
      @ric7078 4 года назад +4

      U have 420 likes I wanna like it but I can't

  • @Buccaneer9
    @Buccaneer9 5 лет назад +7546

    I truly hope that Jamsheed is still with us, and is safe. The guy is a beast.

    • @maximillianmorcom4328
      @maximillianmorcom4328 4 года назад +312

      Buccaneer_9 he is

    • @penguino8185
      @penguino8185 4 года назад +562

      A god can never die

    • @brianweiss1403
      @brianweiss1403 4 года назад +308

      Of course he is with us he will conquer the world with his rpg if he wants

    • @lonelytent2833
      @lonelytent2833 4 года назад +197

      @@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw they've done that so many times. IED clearing got a show called Hell's Highway or something and theres a show about US PJs who's job is to fly out and pick up guys who've been injured. Shits weird it feels like Ice Road Truckers or some other crappy show except its in a fucking warzone.

    • @JCarterDammit
      @JCarterDammit 4 года назад +16

      @אהרון אברמוב source?

  • @SolsticeMusicHD
    @SolsticeMusicHD 4 года назад +7696

    I know that carelessness. This isnt just a war for Jamsheed. This is personal.

    • @LogieT2K
      @LogieT2K 3 года назад +310

      Hes probably shooting st people he knows, its common for families to have people fighting in the ANA and the taliban over there

    • @OrganicAlchemy
      @OrganicAlchemy 3 года назад +601

      @@LogieT2K "is that? Oh hell no if that aint my shitty cousin stirring shit up again. Hang on I gotta go take care of some family buisness"

    • @prollyoli
      @prollyoli 3 года назад +52

      @@OrganicAlchemy lmfao

    • @LogieT2K
      @LogieT2K 3 года назад +24

      @@OrganicAlchemy howling😂

    • @danielbarrett6960
      @danielbarrett6960 3 года назад +58

      Jamsheed is a fucking boss

  • @dlee9726
    @dlee9726 2 года назад +3

    My enemies are many but my equals are none - Jamsheed, probably

  • @notthesoap6156
    @notthesoap6156 3 года назад +2252

    When Jamsheed turned 18 and left home he told his pa "You're the man of the house now."

  • @underwood9584
    @underwood9584 5 лет назад +6542

    Jamsheed applies for a US citizenship with 578 recommendation letters from US soldiers.
    *gets approved in 24 hours*

    • @kertaspaper94
      @kertaspaper94 5 лет назад +97

      Did he though ? I really hope he did

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 5 лет назад +500

      @@kertaspaper94 I hope he didn't. His country needs him

    • @honorablevista7573
      @honorablevista7573 5 лет назад +217

      Comrade Urod If the man wants to move it’s his choice. I wouldn’t want to live there either.

    • @thejman4458
      @thejman4458 5 лет назад +537

      @@honorablevista7573 too bad Jamsheed enjoys slaughtering the Taliban. Dude probably requests to be put on the front purely so he can just use Big Dick Energy to vaporize bullets that come within 2 feet of him as he laughs before just firing a perfect shot into their position.

    • @jaingskirata009
      @jaingskirata009 5 лет назад +236

      @@thejman4458 big dick energy so strong he can ejaculate RPG's

  • @ganeshgod1091
    @ganeshgod1091 5 лет назад +1129

    If I made a clone army, Jamsheed would be Jango Fett

    • @ganeshgod1091
      @ganeshgod1091 5 лет назад +6

      @Ian Fox clones were based from Jango not Boba.

    • @squidontheside5496
      @squidontheside5496 5 лет назад +5

      @@ganeshgod1091 boba is a clone of jango, he wanted him to be like his son

    • @GamingDanMexie
      @GamingDanMexie 5 лет назад +2

      @@squidontheside5496 Well to be honest sure, Jango and Boba were technically the same person. But the clone army copied Jango's DNA, not Boba's

    • @kkwun4969
      @kkwun4969 5 лет назад +3

      Ganesh God jamgo fett

    • @Sam-fz9ti
      @Sam-fz9ti 5 лет назад +1

      Never read a better comment.

  • @713serialtoucher
    @713serialtoucher 7 месяцев назад +5

    rip jamsheed. fly high brotha

  • @lorenzotrujillo4750
    @lorenzotrujillo4750 6 лет назад +2218

    I'm surprised he could.even walk up that hill with the weight if his massive balls dragging in the sand

  • @nemanjastefanovic2648
    @nemanjastefanovic2648 3 года назад +9285

    In the light of recent events in Afghanistan, I'd like to honour Jamsheed with one more view, and I'd like to point out that he made that shot with just IRON SIGHTS. Scopes only slow Jamsheed down.

    • @danielgreco2420
      @danielgreco2420 3 года назад +109

      this is exatly why im sat looking at it rn

    • @Jeremy-jw7qb
      @Jeremy-jw7qb 3 года назад +255

      He died in 2018

    • @cropsy1
      @cropsy1 3 года назад +148

      @@Jeremy-jw7qb gutted, hes a beast

    • @cropsy1
      @cropsy1 3 года назад +81

      @@Jeremy-jw7qb appreciate the update though, thanks

    • @doobtubes
      @doobtubes 3 года назад +185

      @@Jeremy-jw7qb rest in peace jamsheed

  • @SiddheshSikligar
    @SiddheshSikligar 4 года назад +3961

    Jamshed is a persian origin name means 'THE KING'.

    • @frenchtoad1308
      @frenchtoad1308 4 года назад +166

      Quite fitting

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 4 года назад +10

      Let's go

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 4 года назад +66

      @@yemlihaduman bright like an explosion

    • @madman2555
      @madman2555 4 года назад +12

      That is a perfect title for this badass!

    • @kefkahkefkah
      @kefkahkefkah 4 года назад +19

      @@yemlihaduman Jam means twin originaly (compare sanskrift from Yam(a) (compare to Gem-ina from latin meaning twin), shid/shed means shining/shine, only in khorshid is it the sun. Jamshid is the name of the first king in Persian mythology and in english would be like "the splendour of jam". It means king as Khosrow/kisra/ceasar means king. Just a quickie i thought lay in here

  • @justincredible3501
    @justincredible3501 2 года назад +3

    Javelin?
    No thanks, I have RPG.
    -Jamsheed

  • @themadkraken1912
    @themadkraken1912 4 года назад +1109

    They're fighting because they need to retake enough territory to hold his colossal balls.

    • @stonedjesus1162
      @stonedjesus1162 3 года назад +23

      This earth is too small to hold his gargantuan balls so he's going to destroy the earth with his RPG and reign terror on the galaxy.

    • @slavicnonatho8062
      @slavicnonatho8062 3 года назад +4

      @@stonedjesus1162 ayy that rhymed

  • @jonathanjames2162
    @jonathanjames2162 6 лет назад +608

    “Hollywood Cinema” lmao what a legend

  • @Pavle42069
    @Pavle42069 4 года назад +792

    "No, you can't get out of cover and shoot, you can get killed"
    Jamsheed: hahaha rpg goes pfffft

    • @neckrohs
      @neckrohs 4 года назад

      Mario Salinas OMG SOMEONE WHO THINKS JUST LIKE ME!!

    • @chrishansen8201
      @chrishansen8201 4 года назад

      Still dont get this terrible joke...

    • @Pavle42069
      @Pavle42069 4 года назад +1

      @@chrishansen8201 Ah yes, I'll proceed to explain my terrible joke

    • @solo_2003
      @solo_2003 4 года назад

      😂

    • @Tomer_Zaitsev
      @Tomer_Zaitsev 4 года назад

      Nah bruh he is just a speedrunner he knows at what frame to shoot and where to aim in order to complete the mission in a single shot

  • @SpaceCoffee700
    @SpaceCoffee700 11 месяцев назад +5

    dude had his family killed by the taliban in a explosion then he went off to kill as many as he could before he died himself

  • @IamBean334
    @IamBean334 3 года назад +2136

    Wife: "You got any protection"
    Jamsheed: *Pulls rocket launcher out of drawer*

    • @scar3344
      @scar3344 3 года назад +10

      Legit

    • @bandaid6550
      @bandaid6550 3 года назад +74

      They say Jamsheed can't use protection. Women become pregnant just from making eye contact with him.

    • @themanwithallthewrongopini3551
      @themanwithallthewrongopini3551 3 года назад +38

      @@bandaid6550 Jamsheed legit sweats pure testosterone

    • @demekagamine
      @demekagamine 3 года назад +16

      @@themanwithallthewrongopini3551 that would be true if Jamsheed could sweat, but he's too cool and based for sweating.

    • @devanigam1015
      @devanigam1015 3 года назад

      @@VoxxyNZ man not cool

  • @brendandepratter3329
    @brendandepratter3329 5 лет назад +1643

    Why everyone stressing bout ww3 we got jamsheed

    • @MizzurWalrus
      @MizzurWalrus 5 лет назад +24

      bc jamsheed on their side for this one

    • @axemurderboyz1
      @axemurderboyz1 5 лет назад +10

      Last I heard he died a few weeks later in a gunfight

    • @fossilfountain
      @fossilfountain 5 лет назад +1

      cartoonhead *RPGfight

    • @pathosofmine
      @pathosofmine 4 года назад +10

      @@MizzurWalrus Jamsheed isn't Iranian tho... this is a documentary from the Afghan war

    • @rise-amorph8178
      @rise-amorph8178 4 года назад

      Amen

  • @Sad_Salad_
    @Sad_Salad_ 4 года назад +1903

    Afghan soldier: Takes out the enemy
    American Soldier:AMERICA

    • @hennemmc5021
      @hennemmc5021 4 года назад +89

      I'm not getting over it

    • @MrFlakko30
      @MrFlakko30 4 года назад +55

      I knoooow!!! Lol I laugh so hard when I heard that

    • @insaini87
      @insaini87 4 года назад +12

      It is heavily american supported 🤷‍♂️

    • @Meshari92
      @Meshari92 4 года назад +5

      aldo_ik call of duty effect over there😂😂😂

    • @ADR.1993
      @ADR.1993 4 года назад +11

      Lmfao right that killed me...
      That had to be a private from the army... I wanted to say is the marine branch so hard... But thats an L for the army. 😂

  • @5.9.5
    @5.9.5 2 года назад +3

    The perfect example of not giving a fuck and being happy.

  • @andusz5518
    @andusz5518 5 лет назад +1757

    "If god wanted you in this world he wouldn't have created me!"

  • @Mikrowave4
    @Mikrowave4 4 года назад +1886

    Taliban: exist
    Jamsheed: Your free trial of living has just expired

  • @F0X_H0UND
    @F0X_H0UND 4 года назад +1252

    I heard they're replacing the A-10 warthog's gun with just a rotary Jamsheed cannon.

    • @zeta1960
      @zeta1960 4 года назад +6

      Lmaoo

    • @howtogaintime739
      @howtogaintime739 4 года назад +2

      But they also have him doing backflips and doing the rpg riding trick from fort nite.

    • @bigmanpatty9418
      @bigmanpatty9418 4 года назад +4

      Humanity isn’t ready for a weapon so powerful bro 😂

    • @TaylorDeCastro
      @TaylorDeCastro 4 года назад +7

      Jamsheed goes brrrrrrrrtttt-pfffffffm.

    • @johnandrews389
      @johnandrews389 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooo

  • @CiviCiviCivi
    @CiviCiviCivi Год назад +4

    I hope Jamsheed is doing alright these days. I think about this video every so often.

  • @yaboihenry1946
    @yaboihenry1946 4 года назад +717

    He’s not about to haul that thing around all day and not use it.

    • @Roger-rh5lu
      @Roger-rh5lu 4 года назад +3

      I already had the opportunity to fire an RPG, the cocoon where the rocket is placed is not so heavy in itself, because it is half-hollow, the rockets that weigh a few kilos, about 5 I think

    • @swivelshivel6576
      @swivelshivel6576 4 года назад +1

      And the guys carrying like an extra 5 rounds in his bag too

    • @Catgirl_lizbeth
      @Catgirl_lizbeth 4 года назад +3

      I payed for the RPG, I’m going to use the use the RPG damn it

    • @aubidrabani3220
      @aubidrabani3220 4 года назад

      @@Catgirl_lizbeth he was waiting to show them whats up

  • @CanopusInfinity
    @CanopusInfinity 3 года назад +11046

    If Afghanistan had more legends like Jamsheed, there wouldn't be a Taliban. Hope this dude is still alive.

    • @then00bis
      @then00bis 3 года назад +874

      If he was, Kabul would never fall

    • @richardsrichardsrichardsri3689
      @richardsrichardsrichardsri3689 3 года назад +1462

      Given his tendency to walk out of cover and directly into live fire I sort of doubt he lived very long. It was bad ass but there is a reason why the actual military guys are taking cover lol.

    • @freerider8737
      @freerider8737 3 года назад +843

      He died in 2018

    • @alifio2183
      @alifio2183 3 года назад +999

      Jamsheed died. Confirmed by some vets in youube comment. He died in a firefight in 2018. RIP dat guy

    • @blockedinchina6015
      @blockedinchina6015 3 года назад +61

      @@alifio2183 sounds like bullshit.

  • @sarmenpm1304
    @sarmenpm1304 5 лет назад +1645

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He got American soldiers bacc

    • @marclaky384
      @marclaky384 5 лет назад +7

      @@tacticalbuttsex4669 what do you mean if?

    • @henriks5008
      @henriks5008 5 лет назад +2

      @@marclaky384 LMFAO!!

    • @zomkino
      @zomkino 5 лет назад +7

      this joke is still funny really ? thought people were past that like 8 month ago..

    • @FuhqEwe
      @FuhqEwe 5 лет назад +5

      @@zomkino The ''joke'' is almost four years old. There's no difference in its delivery from 8 months ago until now.

    • @zomkino
      @zomkino 5 лет назад

      @@FuhqEwe like thoses :
      "noboby :
      asshole: im about to end this man whole career "
      those i really hate... + the "roblox" ones or whatever too.... im angry now

  • @yunanklaus1195
    @yunanklaus1195 Год назад +8

    If you want to learn how to stop a chainsaw with your hand, you learn from Chuck Norris.
    If you want to learn how to shoot a bow like a legend, you learn from Rambo
    If you want to learn how to kill an alien, you learn from Dutch
    But they all agree, that if you want to learn how to shoot an RPG like a boss, you learn from Lord Jamsheed.

  • @lymarromero895
    @lymarromero895 4 года назад +1915

    "What is he doing...."
    "He's beginning to believe."

    • @Curtis.Carpenter
      @Curtis.Carpenter 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @blairsmith3199
      @blairsmith3199 4 года назад +12

      Sir, finishing the fight sir

    • @kayumust
      @kayumust 4 года назад

      aight you win xD shit

    • @smoketinytom
      @smoketinytom 4 года назад

      Nope, nope, nope. I did not expect this line here!

    • @zucc3446
      @zucc3446 4 года назад +1

      "He want to shoot that fucking thing"