Samir....You're breaking the car!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

Комментарии • 48 тыс.

  • @TazTalksYouListen
    @TazTalksYouListen 3 года назад +92799

    Spectators walked in the middle of the road to avoid getting hit by Samir.

  • @AtrolinK
    @AtrolinK 5 лет назад +33442

    "Medium left Samir!"
    *Samir goes perfectly straight*

    • @whisker-j2g
      @whisker-j2g 5 лет назад +267

      **lmao**

    • @bene8168
      @bene8168 5 лет назад +1181

      Nearly hit a dude too lmaoo

    • @nyquillusdillwad9119
      @nyquillusdillwad9119 5 лет назад +433

      Samir is trying to downshift and doesn't know how to turn at the same time. wtf?

    • @I_D86
      @I_D86 5 лет назад +59

      looks like he is blocked wheels xd

    • @vlonelone311
      @vlonelone311 5 лет назад +31

      When u miss a turn semi please what are you DoiNG and also when you crash it would be like semi your breaking the car

  • @kaidenbrennfoerder4304
    @kaidenbrennfoerder4304 4 года назад +11125

    I love how in the end the co-driver just turned to begging.

    • @ArmadusMalaysia
      @ArmadusMalaysia 4 года назад +135

      He did that from the beginning.

    • @dab_yeetus
      @dab_yeetus 4 года назад +66

      Friendship ended

    • @dafiq9139
      @dafiq9139 4 года назад +251

      he's begging for his life whilst samir attempting murder on the white shirt guy

    • @jananib8970
      @jananib8970 4 года назад +2

      @@dafiq9139 🤣🤣

    • @abdullahzahoor6381
      @abdullahzahoor6381 4 года назад

      Im ur 1000 like

  • @doob195
    @doob195 9 месяцев назад +956

    "LISTEN TO MY CALLS!"
    My man is living the counterstrike experience

    • @asystole_
      @asystole_ 7 месяцев назад +36

      CAR STUCK! CAR STUCK!!

    • @Bs62bsjsUeh
      @Bs62bsjsUeh 7 месяцев назад +6

      Nah dude I think he said "LISTEN TO MY COUNT"

    • @SonicMaster519
      @SonicMaster519 3 месяца назад +15

      @@asystole_MEDIUM LEFT, SON! CAR STUCK! CAR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!!! We’re wrecked! You’re a genuine distracted driv…

    • @1q3er5
      @1q3er5 19 дней назад +2

      rush b - cyka

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 6 дней назад +1

      RUSH B! I TELL YOU ALL TO RUSH B NONE OF YOU RUSH!

  • @p.r.e.m.k.e.r.7344
    @p.r.e.m.k.e.r.7344 5 лет назад +29624

    Putting his voice into GPS is milion dollars idea

    • @dadkwashere
      @dadkwashere 5 лет назад +1998

      TURN MEDIUM LEFT, TURN MEDIUM LEFT, I'M BEGGING YOU

    • @Zerotwo-ks8rg
      @Zerotwo-ks8rg 5 лет назад +59

      400th like 👍

    • @peksn
      @peksn 5 лет назад +299

      Holly shit someone needs to actually do this

    • @peksn
      @peksn 5 лет назад +64

      btw do you gous know if the audio is real? Like is it voiced over or is it the original audio?

    • @blackbirdgaming8147
      @blackbirdgaming8147 5 лет назад +169

      dadkwashere LISTEN TO MY CALLS! Recalculating. Continue north for 1.5 miles

  • @maxmaiden4861
    @maxmaiden4861 4 года назад +11380

    The guy sounds like he's pleading for his life and Samir is just driving like he doesnt have a care in the world.

    • @maxdavies9958
      @maxdavies9958 4 года назад +374

      Samir does what Samir wants

    • @bigdanslivestreams4060
      @bigdanslivestreams4060 4 года назад +42

      Am I the only person that didn't come here from recommendations and just heard it mentioned in a Reddit comment? 🤔🤔😂😂😂

    • @maxdavies9958
      @maxdavies9958 4 года назад +16

      @@bigdanslivestreams4060 I saw it on Reddit too, so came over to see what all the fuss was about.

    • @bigdanslivestreams4060
      @bigdanslivestreams4060 4 года назад +19

      @@maxdavies9958 I just read a comment saying "the Samir you're breaking the car" video, which I hadn't heard of and I'm glad I checked it out, because this is my new favourite video 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maxdavies9958
      @maxdavies9958 4 года назад +1

      @@bigdanslivestreams4060 Yeah I saw a small clip of it and wanted to see the full thing so i came here and it didn't disappoint.

  • @Arzzed
    @Arzzed 5 лет назад +28557

    Everyone says "Samir, what are you doing?" but nobody asks "Samir, how are you doing?"

  • @team3am149
    @team3am149 Год назад +5711

    The navigator went from giving advice to begging for his life.

    • @ayushverma6000
      @ayushverma6000 9 месяцев назад +33

      😂😂

    • @jjollie4334
      @jjollie4334 8 месяцев назад +6

      Relateable.

    • @Renztopher
      @Renztopher 7 месяцев назад +1

      Just wait until you are begging for your life from Gabe

    • @T1C45
      @T1C45 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hohepunkt
      @Hohepunkt 7 месяцев назад

      @@Renztopher my name is gabe I will do it if you want

  • @gtlegacy8
    @gtlegacy8 5 лет назад +172339

    When you skip the tutorial and head straight to race.

  • @shidbot420
    @shidbot420 4 года назад +161587

    When you're with Samir, your opinion is automatically invalid.

  • @stonerabina0209
    @stonerabina0209 4 года назад +6999

    "Samir the crash wasn't your fault, you have to let me go"
    Samir: Shaddup

  • @thewizard7025
    @thewizard7025 9 месяцев назад +1369

    0:47 “medium left. medium left. MEDIUM LEEEEFT!!!!!!!!” 😭

    • @m.lintang.p7901
      @m.lintang.p7901 6 месяцев назад +114

      Spectator: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

    • @therockseyebrow
      @therockseyebrow 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@m.lintang.p7901spectator - 🏃🏃🏃🏃
      Samir - "Shaddaap"

    • @A_Bag_of_Potatoes
      @A_Bag_of_Potatoes 6 месяцев назад +52

      Spotter: 0:51 LISTEEN TO My CHALLLS, Medium Left into sharp left. You're not concentrating Sammy, You're watching. Sammy: "drunken mumble" Shuddap yap not whorkin furme.

    • @azronhakim
      @azronhakim 3 месяца назад +1

      bro switch wrong gear 😂

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox Месяц назад +10

      "Ahh shaddap" - Samir, 2014

  • @rikmukherji
    @rikmukherji 3 года назад +14008

    Man almost hits a guy standing off the track and then says " dont tell me how to drive."

    • @MM-vr8rj
      @MM-vr8rj 3 года назад +336

      *"I know what I'm doing"*

    • @thestalker3190
      @thestalker3190 3 года назад +37

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @KryptoKn8
      @KryptoKn8 3 года назад +146

      Difference is rally track /= Real life driving. The traction on the tires can completely fuck you over, especially when you don't know the track. Not to mention, people that watch rally drivers are basically standing on the track, So if the guy was hit the only one really at fault was him standing too close. Just saying, mistakes can happen but you can't "accidentally" stand right next to the road with a 1 ton of metal deathbox Turning a corner... that's grade A darwinism for sure

    • @blackpope1185
      @blackpope1185 3 года назад +281

      @@KryptoKn8 shadup

    • @yotornadoyo
      @yotornadoyo 3 года назад +17

      This is rally, it's normal

  • @lookwhoscomin
    @lookwhoscomin 4 года назад +6852

    Everyone's gangsta till Uber sends you a message that Samir's at your pickup location

    • @DaBeast34
      @DaBeast34 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @n4myaaa
      @n4myaaa 4 года назад +13

      Underrated

    • @OO-fb4ly
      @OO-fb4ly 4 года назад +6

      😂

    • @xHustlin247x
      @xHustlin247x 4 года назад +16

      Best comment on here BY FAR!! You win the Internets this week good sir!!

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 4 года назад +4

      Gonna give him 1 stars and 1 million bucks so that he won't chose this job ever again xD

  • @MrGrimBG
    @MrGrimBG 4 года назад +9566

    They need to add this co-driver as a DLC in Dirt Rally.

    • @theman1657
      @theman1657 4 года назад +266

      Just pre programmed with insults

    • @ba-it3xz
      @ba-it3xz 4 года назад +17

      Yes

    • @lgn700
      @lgn700 4 года назад +74

      xxB00TILIKKRxx YOU ARE NOT LISTENING MY FRIEND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

    • @KitKitChanIsaac
      @KitKitChanIsaac 4 года назад +6

      v rally 4 dlc plz

    • @beans8474
      @beans8474 4 года назад +41

      Focus!! Triple caution! TRIPLE CAUTION!!!!

  • @achilles5980
    @achilles5980 Месяц назад +221

    2:02 “ shut up , don’t tell me how to drive “ 😂😂

    • @Asif-kh-n9r
      @Asif-kh-n9r 19 дней назад +28

      When it's literally his job 😂

    • @usernumber4
      @usernumber4 10 дней назад +1

      @@Asif-kh-n9r no his job is to tell where to drive, not how :DDD

    • @jackwaters7775
      @jackwaters7775 10 дней назад +2

      ​@@usernumber4telling him where to drive IS telling him how to drive...

    • @usernumber4
      @usernumber4 10 дней назад

      @ giving him directions is not telling him how to drive, that basically why driver got mad and all went to crap :D

    • @jackwaters7775
      @jackwaters7775 10 дней назад

      @@usernumber4 you're an idiot...

  • @bene8168
    @bene8168 4 года назад +4374

    Someone for the love of god mod this guy into Dirt Rally as a co-driver

    • @JT-rp6eo
      @JT-rp6eo 4 года назад +134

      Benedictus Anindityo People will pay for a DLC of this

    • @Sebas64simracing
      @Sebas64simracing 4 года назад +49

      there is a mod for richard burns rally

    • @katiapereira5650
      @katiapereira5650 4 года назад +16

      There's the mod for richard burns rally
      But still waiting for dirt

    • @certiwillzz7428
      @certiwillzz7428 4 года назад

      Dirt rally

    • @certiwillzz7428
      @certiwillzz7428 4 года назад +1

      Dirt rally sucks

  • @ghad6799
    @ghad6799 4 года назад +16177

    "Don't tell me how to drive"
    Says that to the guy who's job is to tell him how to drive

    • @aressimbamt0959
      @aressimbamt0959 4 года назад +41

      hahah

    • @danielgray8504
      @danielgray8504 4 года назад +92

      😂😂This is the funniest comment I've ever read

    • @MegaBighead666
      @MegaBighead666 4 года назад +6

      Daniel Gray ikr

    • @zerohuntr
      @zerohuntr 4 года назад +7

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUNNIEST SHIT I CAME ACROSS ALL DAY!!!

    • @lefteriskontonikolas1601
      @lefteriskontonikolas1601 4 года назад +99

      Nope his job is to tell him where and how is going to turn not hownto drive🤦

  • @TheDannytaz
    @TheDannytaz 5 лет назад +17666

    "How would you like your steak?"
    "Medium left."

    • @markow5678
      @markow5678 5 лет назад +45

      @sam Ait lol

    • @markow5678
      @markow5678 5 лет назад +19

      @sam Ait eyo sam sit, Long time no see, how's the lawn

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 5 лет назад +5

      @@markow5678 what

    • @yezzadezza
      @yezzadezza 5 лет назад +3

      😅😅

    • @adamextras
      @adamextras 5 лет назад +1

      What

  • @pledge5607
    @pledge5607 9 месяцев назад +1087

    Bro threw himself into the road to avoid getting hit by the car

    • @Account-id8yo
      @Account-id8yo 7 месяцев назад +19

      good stolen comment...from two years ago

    • @a.k.9182
      @a.k.9182 7 месяцев назад +2

      @Account-id8yo Hahaha 😂

    • @bc3f4a
      @bc3f4a 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @arpitshivhare217
      @arpitshivhare217 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Account-id8yohaha you exposed him

    • @vortexhornet7518
      @vortexhornet7518 3 месяца назад

      @@Account-id8yoand good job stealing a good job stealing comment you nincompoop.

  • @JewelxxetPierre
    @JewelxxetPierre Год назад +6890

    That one dude who ran into the road so he wouldn’t get hit by Samir is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

    • @PeaceOfMyHeart99
      @PeaceOfMyHeart99 Год назад +621

      Apparantly the only safe place when Samir is driving

    • @7th_Heaven
      @7th_Heaven Год назад +301

      timestamp 0:50 for that incident

    • @rskat501
      @rskat501 Год назад +30

      @@7th_Heaven it's a 2 minute video my guy...... Timestamp isn't really necessary...

    • @just_jxrge_8397
      @just_jxrge_8397 Год назад +318

      ​@@7th_Heavendint listen to the hater above me your timestamp was actually very useful thank you

    • @7th_Heaven
      @7th_Heaven Год назад

      @@just_jxrge_8397 you are welcome and thanks for the support. Sorry for the response delay
      @rskat501 no resentment or ill feelings toward you. You're good, Your opinion is valid. Timestamps in short videos can appear to some as excessive. No pressure and hope you have a great week as well

  • @PresidentialGuntah
    @PresidentialGuntah 4 года назад +5252

    “Shaddap, don’t tell me how to drive.”
    The most famous last words ever...

    • @masterenos
      @masterenos 4 года назад +30

      More so with rally

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 4 года назад +10

      Medium fast turn!

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 4 года назад +36

      I cannot believe the hilarity of someone saying that in rally driving.

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 4 года назад

      XD

    • @pt4387
      @pt4387 4 года назад +5

      Is Kimi the driver?

  • @asadk6792
    @asadk6792 4 года назад +8433

    When 'Samir' joined the Driving School, all *Terms and Conditions* agreed to him.

    • @HOAXYT01
      @HOAXYT01 4 года назад +29

      🤣🤣😂😂😂 u made me die laughing 😂👍

    • @monilvalia9425
      @monilvalia9425 4 года назад +18

      Underrated comment😂

    • @HOAXYT01
      @HOAXYT01 4 года назад +3

      @@monilvalia9425 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👌

    • @girishchandra5446
      @girishchandra5446 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @NismoYT
      @NismoYT 4 года назад +2

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yoshizakimari
    @yoshizakimari 7 месяцев назад +207

    i need to ignore the problems in my life the way samir ignored this guy

  • @akerny
    @akerny 4 года назад +19177

    Guy: "SAMIR THATS A CLIFF HIT THE BRAKES"
    Samir: "shud up"

    • @DACARBOSS.
      @DACARBOSS. 4 года назад +97

      p o g g e r s

    • @life4trinity
      @life4trinity 4 года назад +93

      That got dark real fast

    • @CREEDO.
      @CREEDO. 4 года назад +17

      dis lifted my spirits bru cus my vids got taken down im coolan now its ok but tmmrw ima reupload dw ong

    • @tyl3raz7
      @tyl3raz7 4 года назад +7

      @@CREEDO. what

    • @pilot7348
      @pilot7348 4 года назад +19

      D I S A S T E R 1:58

  • @MegaBlair007
    @MegaBlair007 4 года назад +16238

    Your dad: "Come here son i'll give you a driving lesson, it'll be fun!"
    Your dad during the driving lesson:

    • @raphaels33
      @raphaels33 4 года назад +333

      completly accurate.

    • @Nick-jt1if
      @Nick-jt1if 4 года назад +93

      Imagine reving a c class with 130 hp to 5000 and not even realizing why your dad is screaming at you 😞

    • @jamesbradleydevomra9523
      @jamesbradleydevomra9523 4 года назад +24

      Nah your mom instead of your dad would most probably scream that much

    • @CUBSfan7364
      @CUBSfan7364 4 года назад +77

      @@jamesbradleydevomra9523 definitely agree with your there, dad is lax (gives advice when needed), mom though.......literally freaking out the whole time and distracting me.

    • @antonlaksana5694
      @antonlaksana5694 4 года назад +9

      so relatable to my experience

  • @d__osaka2433
    @d__osaka2433 4 года назад +9903

    “Samir what are you doing my friend?”
    “Shut up”

  • @LizziesLukas
    @LizziesLukas 3 месяца назад +302

    0:48 Spectator literally has to run into the middle of the road to avoid getting hit by Samir

    • @subifure
      @subifure 8 дней назад +5

      Shadup. Dont tell him how to drive

  • @Tappettava
    @Tappettava 6 лет назад +33028

    They should add this guy as DLC for Dirt Rally. With his instructions and gestures you would never miss a turn

  • @daniellejasper2877
    @daniellejasper2877 4 года назад +9750

    The guy trying to give instructions sounds exactly like my brain trying to guide me through life

    • @baka-chan6363
      @baka-chan6363 4 года назад +266

      Shaddup brain

    • @asmodeus1234
      @asmodeus1234 4 года назад +193

      "Would you like the extended warranty miss?" "triple caution, TRIPLE CAUTION!"

    • @ViveAzy.07
      @ViveAzy.07 4 года назад +113

      S H A R P R I G H T D A N I E L L E

    • @shazamzi585
      @shazamzi585 4 года назад +97

      Listen to me Danielle you are not concentrating

    • @PebblesGB
      @PebblesGB 4 года назад +7

      Just wait until you got laid off because of covid and having to deal with debt while out of a job because of it :) then your brain will sound like this.

  • @hakushism
    @hakushism 4 года назад +19654

    I need this guy's voice as the announcer on dirt rally games.

    • @GGeta
      @GGeta 4 года назад +690

      There are actual mods with his voice

    • @bigsmoke1295
      @bigsmoke1295 4 года назад +343

      I will keep crashing cuz i would laugh the sh#& out of my bum 😂

    • @k9man163
      @k9man163 4 года назад +161

      @@GGeta Do I just look up Samir dirt mod?

    • @catsarecute7447
      @catsarecute7447 4 года назад +12

      @@GGeta where? 0.0

    • @dadeee7776
      @dadeee7776 4 года назад +128

      ‘Player your breaking the car’

  • @stevencahill3628
    @stevencahill3628 9 месяцев назад +168

    that spectator running ONTO the road to get away from the car has to be best bit. 🤣

  • @JoMcD21
    @JoMcD21 3 года назад +10029

    Samir: _"Dontellmehowdodrive"_
    That's literally the only reason there's anyone else in the car with you, Samir.

    • @coldpressedbrickrep
      @coldpressedbrickrep 3 года назад +29

      Gotta think it was an intended play on words

    • @georgeb5262
      @georgeb5262 3 года назад +187

      Their role is more like to tell where to drive, rather than how to drive.

    • @erneststyczen7071
      @erneststyczen7071 3 года назад +78

      Shadap

    • @erneststyczen7071
      @erneststyczen7071 3 года назад +85

      Nope, the other man is there to give him directions, not tell him, how to drive.

    • @cesarloya4796
      @cesarloya4796 3 года назад +1

      OMGGG LMAOO

  • @etfkaurstak2597
    @etfkaurstak2597 8 лет назад +139242

    i want his voice on my gps.

    • @ChorJazz
      @ChorJazz 6 лет назад +1643

      MTF StauKar same xD

    • @boboutelama5748
      @boboutelama5748 6 лет назад +3465

      Is there any way we can send this to TomTom ?

    • @downbey915
      @downbey915 6 лет назад +612

      duuuuude hell yeah

    •  6 лет назад +210

      Same XD

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote 6 лет назад +126

      Hahahaha

  • @felix7397
    @felix7397 4 года назад +3784

    My favourite part was when he almost ran that dude over, his co-driver says: "you'r not concentrating" and he just responds with "shaddap"

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +27

      No I'm just giving you advise I mean

    • @illzzu
      @illzzu 4 года назад +18

      He's been playing too much GTA Online Races, then the day before the rally he played dirt 3.

    • @Meetu4151
      @Meetu4151 4 года назад +5

      Yaaar

    • @Jac0bIAm
      @Jac0bIAm 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @snyper105
      @snyper105 4 года назад +6

      MEDIUM LEFT MEDIUM LEFT!!!

  • @slobert
    @slobert 10 месяцев назад +68

    I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who instantly thought of this video after the Baltimore bridge strike

    • @elmo3742
      @elmo3742 10 месяцев назад

      fr i came back here because i saw someone edit this audio over it

    • @DEVansh001
      @DEVansh001 10 месяцев назад +4

      Of course you're not the only racist 😂

    • @DriveRideFlyCZ
      @DriveRideFlyCZ 7 месяцев назад +1

      Where is that video? Would love to see that :D

  • @tylerschott5387
    @tylerschott5387 4 года назад +3066

    That is the voice of a man who believes death is on his door.

  • @matire26
    @matire26 4 года назад +25503

    Dirt Rally Difficulty:
    - Rookie
    - Pro
    - All-Star
    - Samir difficulty

    • @hnl5100
      @hnl5100 4 года назад +156

      you caught me off guard

    • @aslanwhite2947
      @aslanwhite2947 4 года назад +18

      😂😂

    • @Raven-uu7lb
      @Raven-uu7lb 4 года назад +8

      Hahaha

    • @valdry313
      @valdry313 4 года назад +28

      Shut up yea

    • @ZarDieZayne
      @ZarDieZayne 4 года назад +31

      Myrdred Deceiver “you will break the car”😭😭😂😂

  • @kas5899
    @kas5899 4 года назад +7162

    I love how the co-driver is begging.

    • @w1pa123
      @w1pa123 4 года назад +62

      That sounds really fucking weird

    • @BlueCrystal1996R
      @BlueCrystal1996R 4 года назад +94

      It's the co-driver, not an instructor ;)

    • @Mujopakas
      @Mujopakas 4 года назад +27

      bruh my instructor wantred to kill me then kick me out of carr so other cars drive over me when i just got thru red light **accidently** o_O

    • @manusiaganteng2753
      @manusiaganteng2753 4 года назад +2

      Co driver

    • @calfagra
      @calfagra 4 года назад +6

      it's seems like samir has a problem at home

  • @manuthefourth
    @manuthefourth 19 дней назад +9

    one of the greatest videos ever made

  • @rexrocker1268
    @rexrocker1268 4 года назад +15623

    This is such a classic. At the end “Shut up don’t tell me how to drive...” That’s literally his job hahaha!

    • @mohammmeedalking9965
      @mohammmeedalking9965 4 года назад +214

      Not really his job to tell him the directions not tell him how to drive.

    • @shobber
      @shobber 4 года назад +106

      @@mohammmeedalking9965 pretty much how to drive he told him when to hit the brakes

    • @ASPthespeedyboy
      @ASPthespeedyboy 4 года назад +38

      Kimi räikkonen be like.

    • @specialuse3475
      @specialuse3475 4 года назад +46

      @@arcticserpent gotta bust you down, cause the video doesn't display the whole situation, "great calls" no, if you've watched the whole thing you'll get the idea of why Samir started messing up.

    • @silverphantomsp3821
      @silverphantomsp3821 4 года назад +2

      Ha good one bru
      Good one

  • @ibn_alhussein
    @ibn_alhussein 4 года назад +4978

    - Job description: Samir's co-driver.
    - Job reality: Samir's hostage !

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 3 года назад +11262

    I want that guy to be the voice for my GPS
    “MEDIUM LEFT!”

  • @yunglombardo4968
    @yunglombardo4968 17 дней назад +7

    “Samir, please, concentrate, I’m begging you.”
    Samir: “No.”

  • @matthewsarmiento770
    @matthewsarmiento770 4 года назад +21575

    Me: **Drives normally**
    How my mom sees it:

    • @xmahou
      @xmahou 4 года назад +159

      underated comment

    • @exoevo8555
      @exoevo8555 4 года назад +118

      *drives 1kph*

    • @ganzo.1067
      @ganzo.1067 4 года назад +15

      FR

    • @G_L918
      @G_L918 4 года назад +70

      So truth that it's not even funny.

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 4 года назад +68

      @@exoevo8555 BOY YOU GOING TOO DAMN FAST EASE OFF THE GAS A LITTLE WILL YOU

  • @zulioner7880
    @zulioner7880 5 лет назад +11792

    *SAMIR PLS IM BEGGING YOU!*
    Samir: * DRIFTING INTENSIFIES*

    • @Biohazard0687
      @Biohazard0687 5 лет назад +88

      This is actually the best RUclips comment of all times

    • @doriangrigorie7345
      @doriangrigorie7345 5 лет назад +29

      I died of laughing holy shit

    • @tash960
      @tash960 5 лет назад +3

      This is by far the BEST comment I've ever read, I'm dying from laughing over here!

    • @benjyguitar
      @benjyguitar 5 лет назад +1

      Dude .. i died laughing

    • @yokss5350
      @yokss5350 5 лет назад

      lol

  • @virginialoverproductions
    @virginialoverproductions 3 года назад +35950

    I love how the co-driver progressively gets more and more stressed, but Samir literally doesn't care.

    • @DementedDaedric
      @DementedDaedric 3 года назад +1424

      You can practically feel the left guy's blood pressure skyrocket

    • @idkk9673
      @idkk9673 3 года назад +542

      his voice at the end 💀

    • @virginialoverproductions
      @virginialoverproductions 3 года назад +34

      @@highcarslowstandards4840 Okay.

    • @erenyayger3840
      @erenyayger3840 3 года назад +294

      @@highcarslowstandards4840 SHADAP!

    • @dave___
      @dave___ 3 года назад +86

      When you go out to vent your anger because your wife is nagging you at home

  • @NoName-ic7ur
    @NoName-ic7ur 9 месяцев назад +139

    They sound like a married couple on a casual road trip

  • @enemywithin1295
    @enemywithin1295 5 лет назад +6101

    Crew: "We're going to hit the iceberg!"
    Samir: "Shatap"

    • @arjunbiju6978
      @arjunbiju6978 5 лет назад +10

      Lol

    • @danwat1234
      @danwat1234 5 лет назад +4

      Hey but throwing it in reverse was a stupid move, can't steer anymore!

    • @LeonJones-xn5kc
      @LeonJones-xn5kc 5 лет назад +2

      He sed 3 right not tree right Samir try knitting or bingo coz cars ain’t your thing

    • @kaedeschulz5422
      @kaedeschulz5422 5 лет назад

      @@danwat1234 Not with that long of a boat. The rear moves to the side before the front even has any idea where to go. So turning away wasn't a option since it was so close.

    • @amar....
      @amar.... 5 лет назад +10

      Thats what Titanic's Captain said to the crew..."Shatap"..in a British way.

  • @kewuo
    @kewuo 4 года назад +5110

    *crashes into safety tape*
    "dont tell me how to drive"

  • @arvind-venkat
    @arvind-venkat 5 лет назад +4784

    This guy is just every Indian Dad when the kid is driving.

    • @jsenseii8212
      @jsenseii8212 5 лет назад +60

      Just put cow on the road and they can stop 😂😂

    • @arvind-venkat
      @arvind-venkat 5 лет назад +69

      @Diocletian I can assure you, this is nothing compared to my dad. Fun fact - He doesn't drive. And yet, he'd be screaming at the top of his voice. *"Arvind!!!! You were supposed to stay under , 40! You're doing 42!!!"*

    • @spaghettiyeti7097
      @spaghettiyeti7097 5 лет назад +1

      Parents in general

    • @arvind-venkat
      @arvind-venkat 4 года назад +13

      Lol guys don't fight over beef.

    • @gilgameshso2508
      @gilgameshso2508 4 года назад +2

      @@arvind-venkat Lmao

  • @pratham5449
    @pratham5449 Месяц назад +8

    RUclips recommending this masterpiece after 10 years. RUclips algo is definitely drunk.

    • @چڈدی
      @چڈدی Месяц назад

      "RUclips is drunk" jokes are so 2017-2018
      They're honestly nostalgic now

  • @PapaPuffPuffPass
    @PapaPuffPuffPass 4 года назад +5506

    "Samir we are dead now because of your actions!"
    Ghost Samir: "Shut up!"

    • @shivanshusingh29
      @shivanshusingh29 4 года назад +26

      *shat

    • @Has7DCT
      @Has7DCT 3 года назад +14

      @@shivanshusingh29 lmao yes, indian accent

    • @mark6302
      @mark6302 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @prathameshkadam4181
      @prathameshkadam4181 3 года назад +10

      Shadap

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 3 года назад +2

      reminds me of the key and peele skit proud thug, in the skit he does the same thing

  • @MrYabber
    @MrYabber 4 года назад +7942

    Samir: *almost runs guy over*
    Co-driver: “Sammy you have to listen to my calls!”
    Samir: Shuddap

    • @vyws
      @vyws 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rikupv
      @rikupv 4 года назад +39

      Samir is a culprit of the Kimi Räikkönen philosophy of "shut up I know what to do"

    • @daniyalyousuf3635
      @daniyalyousuf3635 4 года назад +11

      then the co-driver said "im just advising"

    • @Jeppedigiorno
      @Jeppedigiorno 4 года назад +3

      Nice we've got the same profile pic

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +3

      Samir private youtube channel:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

  • @Sir_Blinks_Alot
    @Sir_Blinks_Alot 4 года назад +6300

    Everyone's gangsta till Samir's your Uber driver.

  • @LivingIronicallyinEurope
    @LivingIronicallyinEurope 10 месяцев назад +42

    Rare footage captured from the Dali before the crash

  • @TheKamieloslaw
    @TheKamieloslaw 4 года назад +6041

    Guy that helps him:
    -Samir, listen to me
    Samir:
    -shut up

    • @GameDevAraz
      @GameDevAraz 4 года назад +40

      0 Talent And Patience lmao XD

    • @kuratortrivia795
      @kuratortrivia795 4 года назад +11

      No, its sat ap

    • @trinity6880
      @trinity6880 4 года назад +3

      yes

    • @ajiputra1357
      @ajiputra1357 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/nQNEgK5faPU/видео.html

    • @ajiputra1357
      @ajiputra1357 4 года назад +1

      For those who want to see what samir looks like

  • @nickname9001
    @nickname9001 2 года назад +26694

    "Shaddap, don't tell me how to drive." The confidence drips off him like a broken faucet.

    • @jtr549
      @jtr549 2 года назад +1514

      it's funny cos it's literally his job to tell Samir how to drive.

    • @whitedragons1414
      @whitedragons1414 2 года назад +77

      @@jtr549 This comment is so good! Too Funny.

    • @4hunnid50
      @4hunnid50 2 года назад +47

      Faucet failure

    • @YuYuYuna_
      @YuYuYuna_ 2 года назад +99

      @@jtr549 Not to tell him how to drive, to instruct him how to. There's a very fine difference between yelling at someone and expecting them to just absorb it and teaching someone.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html 2:33

  • @Julianw.
    @Julianw. 5 лет назад +6556

    These two are the perfect comedy duo... Instructor always shouting, Samir just mumbling random stuff

    • @Eule153
      @Eule153 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah....lol

    • @DTog1
      @DTog1 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @thiagof9481
      @thiagof9481 5 лет назад +76

      It's not a instructor, it's a rally navigator

    • @naws69
      @naws69 5 лет назад +40

      @@thiagof9481
      What's the difference. He gives instructions.

    • @evn2787
      @evn2787 5 лет назад +9

      samir is not mumbling random stuff he is talking in hindi i presume this video is from india thats why

  • @marvelpeterseng.mantalaba6293
    @marvelpeterseng.mantalaba6293 Год назад +8

    He is instructing this man as if his life depended on it and it absolutely did

  • @Capmarusergiu
    @Capmarusergiu 5 лет назад +5152

    Guy: "Samir you need to turn on the engine first"
    Samir: "Shat up, don't tell me how to drive"

  • @questionablequestion8918
    @questionablequestion8918 4 года назад +3398

    "Samir, there are people in the road, hit the brake"
    Samir: "shud upp"

  • @Colt1911Novice
    @Colt1911Novice 4 года назад +3753

    “TRIPLE CAUTION, TRIPLE CAUTION SAMIR!!!”
    “No time for caution”

  • @mjverostek1278
    @mjverostek1278 10 месяцев назад +72

    I heard this guy got his ship's captain's license not long ago. He should visit Baltimore, lovely city.

    • @apolloforabetterfuture4814
      @apolloforabetterfuture4814 10 месяцев назад +2

      Lol

    • @mjverostek1278
      @mjverostek1278 10 месяцев назад

      @Iamme-xc1iy HAHAHA ARE YOU DAFT??? THE ENTIRE CREW WAS FROM SOUTH CENTRAL ASIA - YOU KNOW *INDIA!*
      Another virtue signaling leftist blatantly lying to deny the reality of race.
      Check your facts.
      "All 22-member crew aboard the container ship that crashed into Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore were Indians, the vessel management company said, adding that they were all safe and secure."

    • @mjverostek1278
      @mjverostek1278 10 месяцев назад +1

      @Iamme-xc1iy "All 22-member crew aboard the container ship that crashed into Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore were Indians, the vessel management company said, adding that they were all safe and secure." Check your facts.

    • @maxsmith3580
      @maxsmith3580 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@mjverostek1278 the people at the helm were local harbor authority pilots, who's job it is to dock the ships in harbors. which is very specialized job as each harbor has its own unique features like currents, different water depths and tidal patterns.

  • @palash4601
    @palash4601 3 года назад +3638

    "Samir we just committed a vehicular manslaughter"
    Samir : *S H A D A P*

    • @helikopter5419
      @helikopter5419 3 года назад +7

      Ngl the comments are funnier than the vid

    • @seanmccarthy1986
      @seanmccarthy1986 3 года назад +4

      Omg I laughed so hard at this comment 😂😂 thank you palash

    • @olvustin6671
      @olvustin6671 3 года назад

      Shadap

    • @p0613v
      @p0613v 3 года назад +4

      Manslaughter is mans laughter for Samir

  • @arck4453
    @arck4453 4 года назад +4491

    "SAMIR THE CAR IS ON FIRE"
    Samir: "Shut up"

  • @DotyFuzz
    @DotyFuzz 3 года назад +6675

    They need to add his voice as a DLC for dirt rally 2.0

    • @rarejavelin6547
      @rarejavelin6547 3 года назад +44

      OMG yes😂😂😂😂

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 3 года назад +42

      Yeah like they did with snoop dogg in call of duty ghost

    • @mancantswim66191
      @mancantswim66191 3 года назад +9

      There is a mod on Richard Burns Rally... Try Mineshaft lol

    • @stupidrainbo
      @stupidrainbo 3 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/YyhhShvpV2I/видео.html

    • @gabrielsangalang6228
      @gabrielsangalang6228 3 года назад +5

      "Throttle" on the pacenotes. 😂🤣

  • @J_GoTTi
    @J_GoTTi 28 дней назад +5

    This is seriously one of the funniest videos ever in my opinion.

  • @ItZYay4
    @ItZYay4 5 лет назад +5923

    “SAMIR YOU ARE WRECKING THE CAR”
    Samir: “Shut up, don’t tell me how to drive”

    • @emreevo8
      @emreevo8 5 лет назад +272

      That's literally his job. LOL

    • @fursuits
      @fursuits 5 лет назад +140

      It's like your driving instructor saying "STOP it's a red light!" and you going "ah sht up don't tell me how to drive" lol

    • @rawux1228
      @rawux1228 5 лет назад +21

      @Smurves Well he really drove that car so badly anyway.

    • @Soundwave1900
      @Soundwave1900 4 года назад +2

      @Marwin Shakur made my day xD

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 года назад +1

      shaddapya

  • @diddeny1
    @diddeny1 5 лет назад +12388

    When RUclips suddenly recommends you a gold tier video out of nowhere

    • @rensvandewater9742
      @rensvandewater9742 5 лет назад +28

      Love youtube

    • @xMOSEScb
      @xMOSEScb 5 лет назад +29

      I know right?! Seriously, wtf. So fuckin funny.

    • @slash09r1
      @slash09r1 5 лет назад +56

      Then it usually means the video is 5 years old at least. It's actually taking RUclips that long to show good stuff.

    • @somerandomguywastaken
      @somerandomguywastaken 5 лет назад +6

      Me: **shocked Pikachu face,**

    • @CrazyBrick30
      @CrazyBrick30 5 лет назад +20

      Triple caution! *Triple caution!* He almost sounds as scared as though someone kidnapped him and was like "Read this shit and drive with this maniac or we'll sell you into sex slavery!"

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 4 года назад +3815

    Samir has already won the race in his head. This means nothing to him.

    • @PJ-hk4bi
      @PJ-hk4bi 4 года назад +11

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @timmymannies6888
      @timmymannies6888 4 года назад +20

      Shaddap yaar!!! Don't tell him how to win

    • @jonjon4634
      @jonjon4634 4 года назад +7

      He’s going the distance. He’s going for speed.

    • @ffsleon
      @ffsleon 4 года назад

      he's just playing 5d chess

    • @alnurablay327
      @alnurablay327 4 года назад

      It’s better when you read this comment in Samir’s voice

  • @fabptitpom
    @fabptitpom 6 месяцев назад +24

    Discovered this two days ago, I can't stop laughing. And the comments are golden.
    I've been laughing on regular basis for two days, just thinking about this.
    This may be one of the funniest video/comment section I've seen in my life.
    Thanks guys.

  • @hugestinky
    @hugestinky 4 года назад +9040

    In school, Samir told his teachers to stay quiet.

  • @teamO_X
    @teamO_X 4 года назад +16307

    Samir: Uses Google Map Assistance Hard Mode...
    Voice:

  • @TheBillNye
    @TheBillNye 4 года назад +10294

    “Samir, we just drifted into 3 people”
    “Shut up”

  • @PhysicalEntity
    @PhysicalEntity 2 месяца назад +6

    Samir's Mario Kart 64 Luigi impression is on point

  • @junighp8752
    @junighp8752 5 лет назад +11936

    Me when I'm driving 53 in a 50:
    My Mom in the car: TRIPLE CAUTION TRIPLE CAUTION SAMIR TRIPLE CAUTION!!!!!

  • @raghavkamath
    @raghavkamath 5 лет назад +4665

    *Samir* : *_Destroys a tape Barrier_*
    *Also Samir : Shad up! Don't tell me how to drive!*

    • @Drael1024
      @Drael1024 5 лет назад +129

      And almost hits a person 😂😂

    • @JIREN972
      @JIREN972 5 лет назад +6

      @@Drael1024 yeahhh thats soo funny

    • @turan688
      @turan688 5 лет назад +5

      Why you...

    • @raghavkamath
      @raghavkamath 5 лет назад +6

      Turan Profits *HELLO FELLOW mate with same Profile pic ;-)*

    • @turan688
      @turan688 5 лет назад +3

      @@raghavkamath ツ

  • @killerboysnap8871
    @killerboysnap8871 5 лет назад +6756

    "Samir you are finally dead"
    *Samir gets up from the coffin*
    Samir: Shat up.

  • @soarinskies1105
    @soarinskies1105 6 месяцев назад +13

    Navigator: you’re not listening to me Sammy
    Samir: shut up
    Navigator: no I’m just trying to give you advice man
    I died lmao

  • @blank3537
    @blank3537 4 года назад +3430

    "SAMIR MEDIUM RIGHT YOU HAVE TO TURN THE WHEEL"
    "ye shut up"

    • @chairwood
      @chairwood 4 года назад +66

      he's actually saying "yar" which is like hindi equivalent of "bro".

    • @saverio_6990
      @saverio_6990 4 года назад +9

      @@chairwood bruuhh

    • @marinozan
      @marinozan 4 года назад +5

      Kimi be like:

    • @tume2844
      @tume2844 4 года назад

      1000th like

    • @Sorest2
      @Sorest2 4 года назад

      name a better duo

  • @hohnjopkins5705
    @hohnjopkins5705 4 года назад +4185

    Police: sir do you know how fast you were going?
    Samir: shat up

    • @Themaxleydog
      @Themaxleydog 4 года назад +61

      Samir! The police are behind us Samir!
      Shat ap

    • @plack628
      @plack628 4 года назад +16

      Samir: Dont tell me how to drive!

    • @easy506th2
      @easy506th2 4 года назад +3

      u forgot the yar after lmao

    • @KareemAldulaimi21
      @KareemAldulaimi21 4 года назад +3

      Hohn Jopkins shut up YA

    • @sethparrow04
      @sethparrow04 4 года назад +1

      Shuddup

  • @marshal_anon4522
    @marshal_anon4522 3 года назад +3157

    The utter fear, anger, and pleading in the co-driver's voice is priceless

  • @Patriot-jr7nr
    @Patriot-jr7nr 6 месяцев назад +6

    The fact that the spectator had to run ONTO the road to avoid getting hit has me wheezing 😂😂

  • @trtsds8901
    @trtsds8901 5 лет назад +13153

    Gf: Samir you're breaking my heart
    "Shat ap"

    • @slowly_r7849
      @slowly_r7849 5 лет назад +17

      Oh hi

    • @jatinno
      @jatinno 5 лет назад +22

      Hello Jesus

    • @That_One_User_314
      @That_One_User_314 5 лет назад +24

      I don't believe in you or your father, but I also won't dislike others for doing so. Just tell your followers to not force your word into other non-believers. 'Kay, bye.

    • @jamieshoff6199
      @jamieshoff6199 5 лет назад +117

      @@That_One_User_314 where did all that come from man?

    • @That_One_User_314
      @That_One_User_314 5 лет назад +10

      @@jamieshoff6199 Where I live, there's this homeless dude that rants this kind of things on a daily baiss, even when there's no people at a church XD Not religious myself, but he does make fair points 🤔

  • @Zelorisk
    @Zelorisk 3 года назад +9355

    Dude: SAMIR WE JUST RAN OVER 6 ORPHANS
    Samir: “S h a d a p”

  • @LeDank
    @LeDank 3 года назад +3128

    Car: *rolls 7 times and explodes*
    Samir: “don’t tell me how to drive”

  • @krestwoodb
    @krestwoodb Год назад +6

    this is like the beginning cutscene to a video game where you have to race and win earnings to fix your car and get your job back.

  • @calisalamander8455
    @calisalamander8455 4 года назад +3971

    This is literally spongebob and Mrs. Puff during a boating test

    • @lunchbox832
      @lunchbox832 4 года назад +8

      It actually is lol xD

    • @thetasworld
      @thetasworld 4 года назад +4

      Ok people let's get this comment on the top

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 4 года назад +6

      Except with a lot more people just standing around like GTA npcs

    • @osasunaitor
      @osasunaitor 4 года назад +2

      No, it's not "literally".

    • @trifonovislove5520
      @trifonovislove5520 4 года назад

      Hahahahahahahq XD

  • @optimusprime1598
    @optimusprime1598 4 года назад +3063

    Google maps : take a left in 100m
    Samir : shuddup....

  • @EwwwwwPeople
    @EwwwwwPeople 4 года назад +3583

    Psychologist: "So, why do you think you lost that race?"
    Samir: "It's complicated"

  • @julioomega96
    @julioomega96 Год назад +11

    It’s hilarious when he says “I beg you” like he knows he put his life at stake for this

  • @AlgoCurioso2.0
    @AlgoCurioso2.0 5 лет назад +53477

    I'm so glad that RUclips recommended me this.

  • @bleccpenter0771
    @bleccpenter0771 4 года назад +4812

    Guy: *Begging for his life*
    Samir: Ya’ll hear something?

    • @Saf.aep01
      @Saf.aep01 4 года назад +18

      Plot twist:car already crashed since 2 seconds

    • @GS_PlayzFN
      @GS_PlayzFN 4 года назад +1

      How many subs can i get from this comment (social experiment for school)
      current subs 3740

    • @revilo9792
      @revilo9792 4 года назад +1

      @@GS_PlayzFN wow

    • @mrwiseguy7405
      @mrwiseguy7405 4 года назад +2

      Must be the wind

    • @mylay206
      @mylay206 4 года назад +1

      HAHA

  • @mrnothing6870
    @mrnothing6870 5 лет назад +3613

    Legends says Samir's Navigator is still yelling *MEDIUM LEFT* At him.

  • @Napalmthrower
    @Napalmthrower 7 месяцев назад +5

    Something about how he says "I beg you" the first time gets me every single watch.

  • @anarchometalista9616
    @anarchometalista9616 4 года назад +7396

    0:47
    Co-driver: medium left
    Road: sharp left
    Samir: drives straight

    • @kiwoxgen9929
      @kiwoxgen9929 4 года назад +293

      He almost hit a person

    • @anarchometalista9616
      @anarchometalista9616 4 года назад +177

      @@kiwoxgen9929 He maybe wanted to hit him :D

    • @ozanozenir2503
      @ozanozenir2503 4 года назад +101

      Tom Janda then he even failed at that.

    • @dhawal7476
      @dhawal7476 4 года назад +6

      Underrated comment!

    • @aarontimm
      @aarontimm 4 года назад +4

      @@kiwoxgen9929 almost is an overstatement

  • @werdle92
    @werdle92 2 года назад +25725

    "You are breaking the car!"
    "Shut up."
    lmfao. that was way too real.

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox 2 года назад +706

      Shaddap**

    • @vchozen
      @vchozen 2 года назад +606

      “don’t tell me how to drive”

    • @Totallynotkyubey
      @Totallynotkyubey 2 года назад +481

      @@vchozen Told to a navigator. His entire purpose is to tell him how to drive.

    • @johndoe-is2fw
      @johndoe-is2fw 2 года назад +82

      "dont tell me how to drive" xD

    • @Hehehe42069
      @Hehehe42069 2 года назад +2

      Timestamp

  • @dogzzrevenger2377
    @dogzzrevenger2377 5 лет назад +6621

    triple caution
    TRIPLE CAUTION!!!!!!!!!

    • @jondro6284
      @jondro6284 5 лет назад +44

      Now I understand what he said. I thought it wasn't English 😂

    • @jondro6284
      @jondro6284 5 лет назад +26

      @@alicec1533 well, accent + eng isn't my language
      Also I don't understand what driver said in the end)

    • @ThatCatfulCat
      @ThatCatfulCat 5 лет назад +47

      @@jondro6284 "Shut up! Do not tell me how to drive!"

    • @hudcantlift5122
      @hudcantlift5122 5 лет назад +22

      STAY CENTARRRR

    • @combatantezoteric2965
      @combatantezoteric2965 5 лет назад +6

      @@alicec1533 *SHRPDRUCHEN*

  • @nou208
    @nou208 11 дней назад +2

    You ever mess anything up that you thought you knew how to do just remember Samir and this race lmfao