5 Things That Will Impress Your Drill Sergeants At Basic Training

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @terrygyatso3928
    @terrygyatso3928 6 лет назад +8663

    *>You may not sleep now, there are drill sergeants nearby.*

  • @nicolascaballero8707
    @nicolascaballero8707 4 года назад +1631

    -"I didn't see you in your camouflage training today, soldier"
    -"Thank you Drill Sergeant"

  • @richie9878
    @richie9878 5 лет назад +5961

    The only person to ever impress a Drill Sergeant was Forest Gump.

    • @nehemiahbarnett9688
      @nehemiahbarnett9688 5 лет назад +140

      Rich B And Steve Rogers before he got ripped.

    • @AndrewRodden
      @AndrewRodden 5 лет назад +273

      Gump! Why did you assemble your weapon so quickly?

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 5 лет назад +253

      AndrewRodden BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO DRILL SGT!!

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 5 лет назад +159

      @@2bituser569 goddamn it gump...you goddamn genius you must have an IQ of 160

    • @ilovethe7thday
      @ilovethe7thday 5 лет назад +40

      Reese from Malcolm in the Middle did too.

  • @cassidyphan8027
    @cassidyphan8027 7 лет назад +4495

    your first mistake is Believing that your Drill Sergeant or Drill Instructor is even capable of being impressed...

    • @1320crusier
      @1320crusier 6 лет назад +83

      Depends on their level of sadism..lol.

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 6 лет назад +201

      Cassidy Phan they are impressed trust me they just don't show it cause it would come off as favouritism to the other recruits. They keep it at level base for everyone so no one gets special treatment. Just do your best and at the end of training they will be glade to share how impressed they are.

    • @cabledude79
      @cabledude79 6 лет назад +65

      This guy shouldn't be on here giving instructional videos. Basic is not about impressing anyone...its about rebuilding the mindset of what folks think they know and becoming adaptable to any situation. This guy is trying to send a distorted message for followers on social media. Real professionals are silent and stay in their lane.

    • @Dr.HooWho
      @Dr.HooWho 5 лет назад +40

      @@cabledude79 theres no problem in giving help in these videos
      They help at least
      You still have to do follow things anyways

    • @dr.tophat5883
      @dr.tophat5883 5 лет назад +4

      Finally someone who has some common sense

  • @DJM.I.A.
    @DJM.I.A. 6 лет назад +2061

    5 things that will impress your drill sergeant:
    1.graduate
    2.graduate
    3.graduate
    4.graduate
    5,graduate
    Everything else is just a test.
    Goodluck to anyone whos goin for the uniform👍

    • @robertcreechsr4690
      @robertcreechsr4690 5 лет назад +20

      GRADUATE
      GRADUATE
      DONT BE THAT GUY
      MAKE THE ENEMY GIVE UP HIS LIFE FOR HIS COUNTRY

    • @PHTMParalysis
      @PHTMParalysis 5 лет назад +12

      Joining the marines for the world's best uniform

    • @MrMOd3RnW4rF4R3
      @MrMOd3RnW4rF4R3 5 лет назад +2

      @@PHTMParalysis Nah

    • @lookingtojesus2537
      @lookingtojesus2537 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrMOd3RnW4rF4R3 who's better to you? (I dont have an opinion)

    • @MrMOd3RnW4rF4R3
      @MrMOd3RnW4rF4R3 5 лет назад +8

      @@lookingtojesus2537 haha, I'm biased. I'm Army so if I were asked, I'd tell you we dont have the best quality of life but we sure as heck don't have the gravel bed life that the jarheads have.

  • @Geodendronitrian
    @Geodendronitrian 5 лет назад +3454

    *Number 1: Don't pack a jelly donut.*

  • @ddddoc7078
    @ddddoc7078 7 лет назад +7524

    There is no "impressing". There is only pissing off to a lesser degree

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  7 лет назад +561

      I like that 👍

    • @dwcaudill2971
      @dwcaudill2971 7 лет назад +63

      Kill Kill Kill Kill is, all they wanted from us. M C Boot Camp, 1968. LMFAO.

    • @jakanmandan2015
      @jakanmandan2015 7 лет назад +17

      yes very true

    • @gaptoofgranny
      @gaptoofgranny 7 лет назад +71

      A day without getting smoked by your superior is a good day.

    • @EvilMerlin
      @EvilMerlin 7 лет назад +8

      Yeah but you know... had I known that in 1988 it would have been a good thing.

  • @blacksharkswimmer3729
    @blacksharkswimmer3729 6 лет назад +5339

    Drill Sergeant: WHY ARE YOU BREATHING PRIVATE!!

    • @TripasGaming
      @TripasGaming 6 лет назад +66

      OMG XD Just read that with a heavy voice♥

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 6 лет назад +219

      Sir I need to breath to live Sir.
      WELL DO IT QUITER PRIVATE.
      Yes Sir.
      I STILL HEAR YOU PRIVATE.
      Sorry Sir I just did the course I'm winded.
      YOU ARE A SAD EXAMPLE TO THE MILITARY GET OUT OF MY FACE MOVE.

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 6 лет назад +25

      uhhh, YES SIR

    • @miloskocic1759
      @miloskocic1759 6 лет назад +13

      @PETER ZARI I NEED. TO LIVEVEVEVEVE

    • @nemochicky4697
      @nemochicky4697 6 лет назад +11

      Will Cosby NO DRILL SERGEANT!

  • @James-qn3wi
    @James-qn3wi 5 лет назад +2577

    Soldier: **Blinks**
    DS: *_"WHO THE FU•• BLINKED?!"_*
    True story.

    • @nemochicky4697
      @nemochicky4697 4 года назад +39

      James Booth I did it drill sergeant!

    • @James-qn3wi
      @James-qn3wi 4 года назад +13

      Wait, this isn't a Yusha Thomas video?
      What the bloody Hell just happened?

    • @hannahsnyder4070
      @hannahsnyder4070 4 года назад +6

      I never related so much 😅😅😅

    • @i6kuro127
      @i6kuro127 4 года назад +15

      *bravo going dark*

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ConradW
    @ConradW 7 лет назад +2419

    1. Yell, don't talk
    2. Hustle, don't walk
    3. Run a study group
    4. Be decisive
    5. Know soldier's creed, know general orders, know the army song

    • @raymondking214
      @raymondking214 6 лет назад +96

      Keep your ears open and your trap shut.

    • @MERCERMILLIONS
      @MERCERMILLIONS 6 лет назад +3

      ConradW what happens if you don’t know the soldiers creed?

    • @my3me311
      @my3me311 6 лет назад +60

      I got this down packed I leave in 4 days😊 fort Jackson

    • @Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654
      @Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654 6 лет назад +50

      March along, sing are song, with the Army of the free, count the brave , count the true , who have have fought for victory, we're the Army and proud of are name . And we proudly proclaim. Frist to fight for the right and to build are nations might, and the Army goes rolling along . Proud of all that we have done , fighting till the battle is won , and the Army goes rolling along . Than its Hi! Hi! Hey the Army's on its way . Count of the Cadance loud and strong . (ONE ' (TWO ! (TREE ! For ever we go, you will always know that the Army goes rolling along. Valley Forge , Custers Ranks , Suan Juan Hill , Patons Tanks, And the Army went rolling along . Minutemen form the start always fighting form the heart , and the Army keeps rolling along . Men in rags , men who froze , still the Army met it's foes , and the Army kept roling along, Faith in God than we're right and will fight with all our might as the Army keeps rolling along.

    • @JessecahRustand
      @JessecahRustand 6 лет назад +14

      Jamarro Mercer learn it before basic it’s easy i memorized it on the bus ride to school. it’s not that hard 👍🏼

  • @animuscumminham972
    @animuscumminham972 6 лет назад +2960

    The only way to impress them is to lift a school bus

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 6 лет назад +302

      That’ll only impress them for a day. They’ll then want you to lift two school buses the next day.

    • @jefflongsr2062
      @jefflongsr2062 6 лет назад +135

      Animus Cumminham. One of mine said the only thing any of us could do to impress him was to crap on the ceiling.....

    • @freedom4442
      @freedom4442 6 лет назад +31

      Sounds easy enough *no sarcasm at all*

    • @FrenchieFriend
      @FrenchieFriend 6 лет назад

      Animus Cumminham only if they can do it too

    • @peenplays4219
      @peenplays4219 6 лет назад +3

      Jeff Long Sr i just fuckin died laughing

  • @chiludo6435
    @chiludo6435 5 лет назад +3856

    Just say "hey wassup foo" and u will graduate automatically u won't even have to go through boot camp

    • @cudibjesus9640
      @cudibjesus9640 5 лет назад +259

      Chiludo thanks this helped alot

    • @craighoyer6543
      @craighoyer6543 5 лет назад +172

      Our platoon guide failed to address our Platoon Drill Sergeant as "Drill Sergeant Jones" once, mocking him for his stupidity, really the dumbest man with responsibility any of us had ever seen, by calling him "Dr Jones". In a previous cycle a trainee had shot the good doctor on the range.

    • @israeltowers9035
      @israeltowers9035 5 лет назад +30

      A really good life hack😂

    • @Saromus
      @Saromus 4 года назад +13

      Laughed for a good 5 minutes

    • @cazyrich69
      @cazyrich69 4 года назад +13

      Well be fore you know it you’ll have four drills around you smoking u at the same time

  • @bran77c39
    @bran77c39 7 лет назад +2768

    "GUUUUUUMP!!! WHAT'S YOUR SURE PURPOSE IN THIS ARMY!!!"
    "To do whatever you tell me drill sergeant!"
    "GOD DAMMIT GUMP!... YOU'RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS, THAT'S THE MOST OUTSTANDING ANSWER I HAVE EVER HEARD YOU MUST HAVE A GOD DAMN OF AN I.Q. OF 160!!. YOU'LL MAKE ONE FINE SOLDIER PRIVATE GUMP!!!"

    • @bran77c39
      @bran77c39 7 лет назад +17

      Lanet klm how tf did you track me down asking me that in a army man's video lmao 😂 not tryin to being rude just seems a bit off reply to my comment in this video, also huh never knew that sounds interesting I'll check it out later.

    • @fpscanada3862
      @fpscanada3862 7 лет назад +15

      You guys are arguing about manga on an army video? I dont see the comments that lead to this

    • @bran77c39
      @bran77c39 7 лет назад +7

      soldaten SS I'm surprised as you are don't even know how a comment like that ended up in this type of video

    • @redmothafucka
      @redmothafucka 6 лет назад +2

      Hahaha😂😂

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 6 лет назад +43

      And Pvt. Gump surely did make an outstanding soldier, awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor, and saved Lt. Dan's life...of course Lt. Dan gave him that tip on that there fruit company stock than made him a bit of cash :-)

  • @samithali481
    @samithali481 6 лет назад +3942

    The 1.3k dislikes are drill Sargent's

  • @anadventurousattackkitten779
    @anadventurousattackkitten779 4 года назад +540

    One of the soldiers in my battalion impressed his DS by challenging them in unarmed combatives...DS was so impressed he helped the Private take a nap.

    • @josea5600
      @josea5600 4 года назад +18

      Seriously? Looks like martial arts are about to pay off

    • @aftonstjarna_enoch
      @aftonstjarna_enoch 4 года назад +61

      joseluis arevalo he means the private got the old left right goodnight

    • @ностромов
      @ностромов 4 года назад +9

      ^^ That's a good joke, like he'd fight you fair. You're in the military now. xD

    • @LosPalms
      @LosPalms 4 года назад

      Nice profile pic

    • @breadconsumer9320
      @breadconsumer9320 3 года назад +3

      I said I would fight my overseer (russian mob merc sorry 😐) for a $300 bonus. I knocked him down once. Oops

  • @68pishta68
    @68pishta68 6 лет назад +1337

    First time I was face to face with my USMC Drill Instructor, I yelled "Yes sir" so loud my veins popped out and I think I spit on him! He looked me up and down after that, then straight in the eye and moved on. I think that was a great start!

    • @SSR-vz8zx
      @SSR-vz8zx 6 лет назад +107

      Steve Wander how did he end up treating you the rest of boot camp?

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 лет назад +15

      SSR2396 Word

    • @okaywhynot4728
      @okaywhynot4728 6 лет назад +180

      @Name- Chan He just said he was in the US Marine Corps. You call the Drill INSTRUCTOR there 'sir'.
      If you call the *Army DS* sir, you're in trouble. If they're a Marine DI, it's correct. (You also don't want to confuse the *Army* Drill Sergeant and the *Marine Corps* Drill Instructor confused, either).

    • @theitalianstallion973
      @theitalianstallion973 6 лет назад +9

      Steve Wander 69 likes 😏😏😏

    • @bonkrojjer6399
      @bonkrojjer6399 6 лет назад +1

      tigurlily 4n00000000 In the Army

  • @ahostilepuma4424
    @ahostilepuma4424 7 лет назад +1734

    I was called and I quote "Channing Tatum's downsyndrome brother" my nickname for half of basic was "Jeff" and I was ordered to say the quote "my name is jeff." Funniest thing of my entire existence.

    • @roiroije243
      @roiroije243 7 лет назад +1

      Really?

    • @ahostilepuma4424
      @ahostilepuma4424 7 лет назад +62

      Flowey the Flower yeah back in 2015 though but I thought it was funny myself so I never got upset with it

    • @austinmead3723
      @austinmead3723 7 лет назад +15

      Did you try not to laugh when they said it?

    • @richardscarborough5353
      @richardscarborough5353 7 лет назад +53

      I got nicknamed ears. Pretty innocent. Until the command started calling me that.

    • @MTKrazy
      @MTKrazy 6 лет назад +5

      Omg... Lol That's not that bad actually... And its good that you weren't upset at it

  • @ericstull2420
    @ericstull2420 5 лет назад +1675

    Yell, "Moving, Drill Sergeant!!" Rather than, "Coming, Drill Sergeant," or else risk some sexually explicit jibes at your expense.

  • @Dr.HooWho
    @Dr.HooWho 5 лет назад +1276

    Imagine swearing at the sergeant
    *News headline:Man missing and never found again*

    • @infallible7425
      @infallible7425 5 лет назад +4

      nice ahegao pfp

    • @sarahmorse2358
      @sarahmorse2358 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

    • @kaylag5043
      @kaylag5043 5 лет назад +34

      Remains of a man found in 12 different countries

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 4 года назад +24

      News Headline: US Army soldier single handedly pushed the Earth away from the sun 3 feet by doing pushups

    • @jorgemadera4458
      @jorgemadera4458 4 года назад +1

      @@A-G-F- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @taijimasster
    @taijimasster 7 лет назад +1485

    Be like forrest gump, "private what is your sole purpose" Gump: "To do whatever you tell me to drill sargent!"

    • @graciegordon6552
      @graciegordon6552 7 лет назад +234

      cha thor goddamnit gump you're a goddamn genius!

    • @nickrogers7309
      @nickrogers7309 7 лет назад +10

      cha thor lmao

    • @nickrogers7309
      @nickrogers7309 7 лет назад +126

      When in doubt gump it out

    • @loganblackfire7238
      @loganblackfire7238 7 лет назад +16

      cha thor Im only 16 but I just may do that if I decide to join or get drafted

    • @denniszurmeneta1175
      @denniszurmeneta1175 7 лет назад +147

      "why do you assemble the gun so goddamn quickly ?"
      "you tell me to drill Sergeant."

  • @UaskIanswer
    @UaskIanswer 2 года назад +59

    1. Volunteer for leadership positions
    2. Don’t involve yourself in drama
    3. Do what is asked of you without hesitation
    4. Do really well on PT tests
    5. Be respectful of their rank from the start
    Those are just some tips from my experience back when I went. Don’t freak out about things. I was super worried before basic training but there are times I’m weirdly nostalgic for it and I had a lot of good times. Do the right thing and find ways to keep your head up.

    • @tomvillellajr.7314
      @tomvillellajr.7314 Год назад

      Wrong. The correct answer is nothing.

    • @YourDailyCutie
      @YourDailyCutie 9 месяцев назад +1

      Wrong. Answer is join JROTC/ROTC to heavy a easy start

    • @YourDailyCutie
      @YourDailyCutie 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tomvillellajr.7314Exactly

  • @the777john
    @the777john 7 лет назад +313

    #1 thing you DO NOT let your battle buddy fail! If your battle buddy fails you fail!

    • @freedomlover9560
      @freedomlover9560 5 лет назад +15

      And if you fail, the entire platoon fails. Remember, you're all one unit.

  • @GasCityGuy
    @GasCityGuy 6 лет назад +817

    Just to be clear, you WILL be yelled at. How much or how little depends on you. There's some great advice in this video to consider.

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 лет назад +32

      I hear you, I'm trying to get as LITTLE as possible.

    • @michaeledlin9995
      @michaeledlin9995 5 лет назад +6

      I was already used to that. Basic training was like summer camp. What I had put myself through prior to getting there made it easy. I actually gained 15 lbs in basic.

    • @lookingtojesus2537
      @lookingtojesus2537 5 лет назад +2

      @@michaeledlin9995 can you tell me what you put yourself thru?

    • @michaeledlin9995
      @michaeledlin9995 5 лет назад +4

      @@lookingtojesus2537 run 3 miles a day ride a bike 20 + miles and work on heavy equipment.

    • @kroneyt1493
      @kroneyt1493 5 лет назад +14

      It's not only on you, though. It's going to be on the rest of the recruits as well. The whole "You win as a team you lose as a team" mentality that a lot of drill instructors have going on for themselves.

  • @Burg2143
    @Burg2143 5 лет назад +486

    [Forrest has finished assembling his rifle]
    Forrest Gump : DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
    Drill Sergeant : GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
    Forrest Gump : [confused] You told me to, Drill Sergeant?
    Drill Sergeant : Jesus H. Christ!
    [looks at stopwatch]
    Drill Sergeant : This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!

  • @IMTHATN1NJA
    @IMTHATN1NJA 5 лет назад +529

    DS: Private billy!
    Private: coming drill sergeant!
    DS: you better not be!!

    • @ivanrubiomorales1818
      @ivanrubiomorales1818 4 года назад +6

      Some smart guy: *FIFTY*

    • @Halo-lg7rq
      @Halo-lg7rq 4 года назад +7

      Zoo I’m glad I went to the comments section

    • @nubiannlovely2204
      @nubiannlovely2204 4 года назад +8

      Private: *falls back in formation*

    • @eazypaid8311
      @eazypaid8311 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @MonsterRhymez
      @MonsterRhymez 4 года назад +5

      Omg at meps they told us to yell "enroute" and not "coming" and half the people didnt listen at the serviceman and I about died

  • @Liam-B
    @Liam-B 6 лет назад +818

    Do all five things, get smoked.

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  6 лет назад +63

      lol

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 5 лет назад +4

      Damn.

    • @freedomlover9560
      @freedomlover9560 5 лет назад +1

      Yep.

    • @danutercisd2016
      @danutercisd2016 5 лет назад +22

      You're going to get smoked anyway because you can't control other peoples actions

    •  5 лет назад

      Give the Drill Sergeant a sitrep from plank position after about ten minutes

  • @cardigansarecool
    @cardigansarecool 6 лет назад +704

    When the Drill Sergeant tells you to do something yell “YOU GOT IT DUDE” at the top of your lungs and trust me, he will be very impressed

    • @JoeMama-kl8it
      @JoeMama-kl8it 5 лет назад +130

      cardigansarecool he‘ll be impressed by the fact at how courageous or stupid you are because of the fact that you called him “dude”

    • @edenbabb9443
      @edenbabb9443 5 лет назад +15

      Laugh so hard right now lol

    • @caitlinw2585
      @caitlinw2585 5 лет назад +5

      💀💀😂

    • @willie.j4098
      @willie.j4098 5 лет назад +33

      cardigansarecool I may or may not be killed in action in Afghanistan, but that certainly going to kill me

    • @projectmayhem6898
      @projectmayhem6898 5 лет назад +1

      or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing

  • @simdog1502
    @simdog1502 7 лет назад +459

    week six of basic we were on the range and one of my drill sergeants was talking to one of my buddies beside me and she looks at me and goes 'are you in my platoon?' and i say 'yes drill sergeant' she goes 'i have never seen you before' and i said 'maybe because i'm in the back of the formation drill sergeant' and she goes 'or maybe you do the right thing' and walks away lmao. that was my best experience with a ds at basic

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  7 лет назад +38

      Haha yeah that sounds about right

    • @1320crusier
      @1320crusier 6 лет назад +36

      The CIA i always looking for people like you

    • @lowellmayfield5736
      @lowellmayfield5736 6 лет назад +33

      My recruiter always told me: Remember, you're doing fine as long as the Company Commander (Navy) doesn't know your name... The first day of bootcamp we were standing in line for our "haircuts" and one of my CC's called my name and asked me where I'm from. I told him and he responded that he was from a town about 30 miles from my little town. The guys next to me mumbled something about me being a lucky s.o.b., but I told them I'm screwed, now he knows my name!

    • @andeo160fgh
      @andeo160fgh 6 лет назад +1

      0

    • @rjrj8481
      @rjrj8481 6 лет назад

      Hold tight, I’m mailing you cookies now.

  • @gmoney9068
    @gmoney9068 7 лет назад +211

    Before I left for Marine Corps Boot Camp my recruiter told me the three easy steps to graduation. He said to do what you are told, when you are told, and do it to the best of your ability. Simple formula.

    • @dwcaudill2971
      @dwcaudill2971 7 лет назад +16

      When I went in the Marines, I didn't have plan. They already had one for me. And it wasn't what I was planning on. lol

    • @dylanwight5764
      @dylanwight5764 7 лет назад +2

      The other thing is to never be afraid to seek clarification. Drill sergeants won't admit it, but they admire three things above all else: initiative, humility and teamwork. Seeking clarification accomplishes all three.

    • @Dan-n-Butters
      @Dan-n-Butters 7 лет назад +1

      Dylan Wight what is the proper way to ask for clarification? Just curious

    • @dylanwight5764
      @dylanwight5764 7 лет назад +1

      Generally, if you're in a flight (sorry, squadron...), you come to attention and raise your _left_ hand. There's no standard as far as I'm aware on how to do this, but generally you keep your upper arm out at shoulder height in line with your rank (line of other squadron members, not your insignia) with your lower arm kept vertical.
      You can always submit a query in minute form if it isn't an urgent query. Minutes show commitment and discipline.
      Of course, the other way to seek clarification -- and this only applies while you're being chewed out is to come to attention (assuming you aren't already, and you probably are) and shout "Show us how, drill sergeant!". It demonstrates initiative which drill sergeants love to see. It's a 50/50 whether or not you'll just get chewed out more for interrupting or your drill sergeant will demonstrate what they are trying to instruct. Either way, it's a point in your favour because it emphasizes that you want to learn and you aren't assuming anything.

    • @ashlabs1778
      @ashlabs1778 7 лет назад +2

      Also keep in mind he is talking USAF, as I was, Dad was Army, GF Marines - so it varies.

  • @LeanBlueJames
    @LeanBlueJames 5 лет назад +1564

    9/10 people here aren't actually doing Basic Training.

    • @tylergullion9787
      @tylergullion9787 5 лет назад +60

      Or have already done it like me

    • @themanpt3459
      @themanpt3459 5 лет назад +28

      I’m getting shipped out December 3rd and although I don’t think drill sergeants are impressionable this might change my mind

    • @shorelinemafiaiglives9750
      @shorelinemafiaiglives9750 5 лет назад +6

      Andrew stephen good luck, I just graduated December 6th

    • @edgein625
      @edgein625 5 лет назад +15

      This is education Incase I qualify

    • @garybonz
      @garybonz 4 года назад +35

      Don't be a pussy ! Don't quit ANYTHING the D.S. tells you to do, untill he tells you to stop or you reach muscle failure(keep trying). And you will be ok. After you graduate, you will respect YOURSELF more, when you respect yourself, you will start to respect others.

  • @762demon
    @762demon 7 лет назад +301

    To sum it up:
    Yell
    Move with a purpose
    Take charge in your platoon
    Remember your chain of command
    Making a decision good or bad is better than not making one at all
    Know the soldiers Creed, your general orders, and the army song

    • @mikewhitaker2880
      @mikewhitaker2880 7 лет назад

      taking charge is only needed if you want to stand out "blanket partys work both ways even though they are frowned upon now"
      making a decision is really only needed if your put in charge...
      rest of the steps are expected and wont really do much for you as some DI's will smoke you no matter what.. specially in red phase...

    • @madmike4061
      @madmike4061 6 лет назад

      what is a 'blanket party'?

    • @mikewhitaker2880
      @mikewhitaker2880 6 лет назад +2

      blanket parties are what happens after lights out and your fellow trainees decide to "correct" you or your way of thinking..in short..think of it as a sock and soap routine... this can happen for 2 reasons.. 1..you fucked up and got everyone smoked.. or 2.. they see you as a kiss ass.."aka. taking charge or trying to intentionally one up the rest of the platoon"
      and while the DI's officially frown upon these happening.. they sometimes hint that extra-curricular correction is required...only rule.. dont get caught giving a party...other wise its SMOKIN TIME... or CAN YOU MAKE IT RAIN INSIDE time....

    • @angelkrom1231
      @angelkrom1231 5 лет назад

      I can do this

  • @richardmann800
    @richardmann800 7 лет назад +821

    "why did you put that weapon together so fast private gump? ! " "because you told me to ... drill sergeant !

    • @randomeme3484
      @randomeme3484 6 лет назад +3

      Jesus Christ

    • @nightwof
      @nightwof 6 лет назад +12

      Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior

    • @DaRkVulcan
      @DaRkVulcan 6 лет назад +5

      @DeadKing66 Jesus is not a god. I don't care what you believe. He's a real person, and by the things he went through. He is the son of a higher being.

    • @andrewlopez1200
      @andrewlopez1200 6 лет назад +1

      **quickly

    • @_Romans10.9_
      @_Romans10.9_ 6 лет назад +18

      @@DaRkVulcan Jesus is fully man and fully God, as it is written in hebrews chapter 1

  • @saintmichaelsarchangel2644
    @saintmichaelsarchangel2644 4 года назад +142

    I heard “strange creatures called drill sergeants” and immediately shared it with my DS aunt

  • @brianjames368
    @brianjames368 7 лет назад +3233

    At the end of the day no matter what you do you’re still going to get smoked haha

    • @JW-qu6iv
      @JW-qu6iv 7 лет назад +6

      chrismc410 Fuckin truth!

    • @crystalstone8092
      @crystalstone8092 7 лет назад +4

      Michael Lawson yes definitely true especially when you will run alot

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 7 лет назад +2

      chrismc410 ... quit it man yer giving me flashbacks .

    • @tibiaactionhd9132
      @tibiaactionhd9132 7 лет назад +2

      @lakers fan sorry I like women don't get it confused whoa there buddy lmao askin for my photos

    • @randallshaffer6932
      @randallshaffer6932 7 лет назад +1

      Brian James lol James that's true the DI will find some reason to smoke the platoon

  • @epa316
    @epa316 7 лет назад +394

    When I finished basic I fractured my foot and was a holdover until the cast came off. When my class left, the drill sergeant's guard came down. They were cool people, one of them took me for a ride in his car to the px, and they got together and planned who was going to be the "good" drill sergeant and who was going to be the psycho hard-ass for the next class. Everyone gets yelled at, everyone gets smoked, no exception. It's part of the training, to see if you can perform under stress.

  • @2bituser569
    @2bituser569 5 лет назад +322

    Do not call the ds “sir”.
    Mark your first initial and last name on your boots. DS comes in and throws shoes everywhere you can find yours again.

  • @tidefanyankee2428
    @tidefanyankee2428 7 лет назад +1139

    Be in shape....that can never be stressed enough. Many people have never ruck marched in their lives before. Go to a surplus store, or someplace else, find a pack....and it doesn't have to be a military type ruck (your muscles won't know the difference), put some weight in it and walk (after you pay for it LOL). If you have hills in your area, go there. Start with 20 lbs (or what ever feels right) and work up, in weight, distance and speed and vary it. Don't do the same thing all the time. Some days go heavier, slower and longer, other days use the same weight and go shorter and faster, etc.... You could get a weight vest from Walmart that is adjustable in weight as well. The ruck marching is a great over-all body conditioner.
    Lifting weights is great, but also do calisthenics because they are different from lifting. Push-ups, sit-ups etc.....you can find workouts for your respective service here on RUclips, there are lots of them. A bench press, push-up workout is great. Don't forget to stretch, you can find videos on that as well. If you are a little overweight.....lose the weight before you get there. Being in shape makes EVERYTHING easier and is one less thing you need to worry about. If you're in high school, and you're not an athlete, go talk to your school's cross country coach and ask them to suggest a workout if you're not a runner.
    As Shootemup89 said, know things like your General Orders....and actually KNOW them, don't "sort of" know them. If your recruiter hasn't given them to you ASK for them or look them up. And this might sound funny, but KNOW your LEFT, from your RIGHT.....don't laugh, you'll see people who don't.
    Take the bare minimum with you. On your way there, and when you get there, watch what you say, you never know who's listening. "Better to be silent and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt"
    Take joining seriously, whether you're in for 3 years or end up staying for 30 years. Many people have joined with the intention of doing 4 years and getting out and ended up loving it and doing +20 years. So don't do anything that might sabotage yourself or a possible career later down the road. Don't do just the bare minimum, doing more can pay off later.
    Never EVER forget....YOU volunteered for this, act like you want to be there, if you don't think you can do that, don't join......

    • @zakspartan
      @zakspartan 7 лет назад +30

      TideFan Yankee Wow those are some awesome words of encouragement and advice, I am actually heading to basic soon and I will definitely keep this in mind.

    • @tidefanyankee2428
      @tidefanyankee2428 7 лет назад +27

      Seikyo. Don't just think about it....DO IT. Your military career, no matter how long it lasts is YOURS, you write the story, it can be a good one or not, most of that is up to you. If you haven't started to workout, again....."just do it" now.....if you haven't started yet, you're going to get sore at boot camp anyway so you might as well begin. Sorry, I'm not trying to preach at you, I've just "been there, done that". Good advice is only good if you take it. Best of luck to you.

    • @coolbreeze8650
      @coolbreeze8650 7 лет назад +4

      Outstanding bro very well explained

    • @tidefanyankee2428
      @tidefanyankee2428 7 лет назад +31

      One more thing. Don't listen to the negative people and you will see/hear a LOT of them. You'll hear how they got "screwed over" etc......the one's that actually have been messed with, as in.....didn't get the school they wanted, or the bonus etc....had something directly to do with why that didn't happen. Yes, in large organizations like the U.S. military, regardless of service sometimes people fall through the cracks....yes, it happens, I won't say it doesn't. But the majority of the people bitching and complaining about how something went wrong for them had something to do with how things ended up. I would stay away from them because if they have a bad reputation you don't want to be seen hanging around them. But if you do hear them bitching (and you will) ask them what did they do? Fail a PT test? Pop on a drug screening? Fail a written test? Get gigged on an inspection? Fell asleep on watch? Forgot something important somewhere? Lost a piece of gear? Mouthed off to someone they shouldn't have? Made an inappropriate comment to someone? Do something inappropriate? Were always last? Didn't show enough motivation? General shitty attitude? Trust me, you'll see it for yourself.
      I guarantee.....hell, I would bet body parts (one's I'm REALLY fond of) that there will be one of these things that happened. The one's bitching and complaining just won't want to tell you about that. OR....they will go with the "but this other guy/gal did the exact same thing and nothing happened to them". That is a WEAK excuse, and that's all it is...an excuse. What they won't tell you is, that "other guy/gal" is also an excellent PT'er, or aces tests or is never last etc..... Generally, the military doesn't punish just for the sake of punishment. And it's rare that something is taken that is guaranteed to someone if they didn't do something to have it taken away. If the military did that, they would have Congressmen/woman crawling all over them expecting the service to explain why they (the military) broke it's word on a contract.
      Thanks for the kind words, but I'm not looking for ata-boy's from anyone. The reason I'm posting this is again, I've been there, done that and have seen what works and more importantly, what doesn't. Attitude is EVERYTHING. Not just in the military, but in life, you get out, what you put in. If you know what you need to do (know your weaknesses) work on them. If you know you need to do something or have something ahead of you, like an inspection...don't wait for the last minute to get things done. There is generally plenty you can do prior to get it done or make things easier. DO IT.......and life in the military will be much, MUCH easier for you. You do NOT want to give any "higher ups" a reason to give you their full and undivided attention. Well, unless you did an outstanding job on something. Otherwise, you want to give them the feeling that you don't need a babysitter, that you are an adult who can be trusted, and doesn't need anyone to hold their hand. Get in shape, good shape, it's easier to maintain that than "attain" it. KNOW what you're supposed to know....if you are weak in an area, don't avoid it, jump in and learn it. After that a lot is about being on time, in the uniform (worn correctly) you're supposed to be in, then doing the things you're supposed to and acting the way you're expected to. None of this is hard, if AGAIN, you go in with the right attitude. Best of luck.

    • @redneckrave2670
      @redneckrave2670 7 лет назад +1

      Thanks for the tip. I'm heading to basic next summer. I never thot about the marching with weights. I'll have to try it.

  • @dylanwight5764
    @dylanwight5764 7 лет назад +175

    Funny story about motivation. My drill sergeant actually _did_ berate us for "lacking" motivation.
    Having been given responsibility for my flight due to completing seven years with AAFC prior to enlisting, I decided to risk replying "Show us how, drill sergeant!". His response was as clear as it was quiet. He simply said "keep your head up and your eyes forward. Your motivation lies ahead of you at all time, so stay focused on it and you will find it."
    Remember, your drill sergeant isn't just there to break you down and build you up again, they're also there to _assess_ you. If you show initiative, if you seek clarification when you need it, if you demonstrate that you are willing to learn and listen, then you'll earn their respect, if just a tiny amount.
    Drill sergeants are there to turn you into an effective _team_ more than anything else. You can help them do their job by proving you're trying to do the same thing. If you can do this, then you'll have an easier time in basic from them. Making their job easier will make your job easier.

  • @HAL--ov4qu
    @HAL--ov4qu 3 года назад +20

    Showing up to boot camp in good shape, being able to jog 5 miles, do 50 pushups, 50 situps and a solid 25 pullups is a good start. Also paying attention to detail and doing exactly what they say. Also making sure your rack and gear is in good order is very important.

  • @smokinhalf
    @smokinhalf 6 лет назад +482

    Advice I gave to my neice and nephew IS just stay in the middle its a hell of a lot less stressfull than being outstanding OR inferior. You can shine once you get in the real military thats what counts

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 лет назад +5

      smokinhalf I concur

    • @michaeledlin9995
      @michaeledlin9995 5 лет назад +6

      Definitely

    • @lanceheaps581
      @lanceheaps581 5 лет назад +4

      smokinhalf I agree with you whole heartedly.

    • @septemberquest6393
      @septemberquest6393 5 лет назад +8

      Agree wholeheartedly..I learned that the hard way in 1992!!!

    • @KimchiYeo
      @KimchiYeo 5 лет назад +26

      Sounds like the pussy way though,can't handle some yelling, then join the girlscouts and sell cookies princess.

  • @manuelgearbox7309
    @manuelgearbox7309 6 лет назад +535

    Just say: "To do what ever you tell me drill Sergeant!" He'll be impressed.

    • @bloodsurf69
      @bloodsurf69 6 лет назад +57

      He'll Yell that we god damn already know that private! GET DOWN!

    • @hannahsnyder4070
      @hannahsnyder4070 4 года назад +5

      Willy Nelson correction “leaning rest position move”

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 4 года назад

      Should I really say this?

    • @soggy5854
      @soggy5854 4 года назад +3

      @@richardsantanna5398 probably not it's just a quote from the movie Forest Gump lol

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 4 года назад +3

      @@soggy5854
      Well, I know. But his sergeant was impressed so maybe mine will be too.

  • @mattj.7756
    @mattj.7756 4 года назад +116

    Best things to learn:
    1. Don’t
    2. Ever
    3. Mouth
    4. Off
    5. EVER!

  • @joshuabautista7198
    @joshuabautista7198 7 лет назад +2174

    dont say "coming drill sergeant". say "moving drill sergeant"

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  7 лет назад +439

      My bad, you are correct. If I didn't say that correctly I'm sorry

    • @liberallogic42
      @liberallogic42 7 лет назад +685

      "Theres no coming in my barreks, privates".

    • @SPLITTINIMAGE
      @SPLITTINIMAGE 7 лет назад +437

      Yep, had a guy I went to bct with say that... DS responded with "well fucking stop and get over here." We proceeded to laugh like idiots and get our asses smoked.

    • @josebeltran4002
      @josebeltran4002 7 лет назад +296

      "You better not be coming"

    • @Bucky123100
      @Bucky123100 7 лет назад +180

      Hahaha fuck these replies have me dead

  • @jumperman1773
    @jumperman1773 7 лет назад +3673

    Nothing will impress a United States Marine drill instructor. Nothing..........

    • @Failed_Intelligence_Check
      @Failed_Intelligence_Check 7 лет назад +75

      Scamper Flee!

    • @tidefanyankee2428
      @tidefanyankee2428 7 лет назад +155

      I've had buddies who did time on the drill field. They get impressed all the time by great recruits, they just don't tell them or let it show.

    • @joshuaconstantin1878
      @joshuaconstantin1878 7 лет назад +11

      chrismc410 not if you actually go about doing it my friend.

    • @kentreborn2027
      @kentreborn2027 7 лет назад +24

      Actually did... He made it so that it is almost impossible to mark your canteen. Just one mess up and you have to start all over. Guess what? I did it and rather than IT me for holding the canteens wrong, he complimented my handiwork and asked if I wanted to be Squad Leader :p

    • @LonewolfeE5
      @LonewolfeE5 7 лет назад +50

      *arrives at boot camp with Gen Mattis making introduction*

  • @mainelytrees4666
    @mainelytrees4666 5 лет назад +34

    1. Be loud almost always. 2. Sense of urgency. 3. Become a natural leader.

  • @marioleon5887
    @marioleon5887 7 лет назад +710

    Sound off
    Move with a purpose
    take charge in developing your platoon both physically and mentally
    make a decision
    know the info before going to training

    • @elitedude3257
      @elitedude3257 7 лет назад +2

      Mario Leon S.M.T.M.K.

    • @Assembled-Saints
      @Assembled-Saints 7 лет назад +16

      Let your drill sergeant find out that you were helping. Don't go tell him looking for brownie points. Those don't exist

    • @michaelbergen978
      @michaelbergen978 6 лет назад +1

      Real MVP!

    • @SavedSaint28
      @SavedSaint28 6 лет назад +1

      I did these same things in boot camp and it really did impress them.

  • @foreign_cow_2541
    @foreign_cow_2541 5 лет назад +178

    Drill sergeant get voice crack
    Everyone laugh:
    I'm about end their day

  • @SuperVarunan
    @SuperVarunan 6 лет назад +98

    Best way, just improve. Mistakes are fine, just dont make the same mistake twice

  • @Ironmike-tg5nb
    @Ironmike-tg5nb 7 лет назад +180

    Recruiter: You think your smart for the army huh? What 2+2?
    Recruit: uhhh 5?
    Recruiter: *pulls out calculator
    Hold on a sec......

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  7 лет назад +14

      hahaha

    • @colinsiegler8626
      @colinsiegler8626 6 лет назад +2

      Emile A239 😂😂😂

    • @samkendall8471
      @samkendall8471 6 лет назад +2

      Emile A239 I Fucking died when I read this...lmfao!!!!

    • @ladyinred3554
      @ladyinred3554 6 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 6 лет назад +1

      Emile A239
      Uh Sir 2+2 is 22 sir
      HOW YOU GET 22 OUT OF THAT PRIVATE.
      Well you have 2 and.
      SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
      Yes Sir.
      HOW OLD ARE YOU PRIVATE.
      Um 25 Sir.
      SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU DONT KNOW AT YOUR AGE WHAT 2+2 IS PATHETIC.

  • @mikew1567
    @mikew1567 5 лет назад +145

    Good points. I was an Army DS at Knox in the mid-2000's. Be smart (don't act smart), don't show off, be a servant...don't need to be served, ruck up, lean forward and meet the objective. Kill.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 года назад

      Were you there 2006?

    • @mikew1567
      @mikew1567 4 года назад +1

      @@dubuyajay9964 '04-'06 in 2-46, Bravo and Foxtrot mainly. Did some fill in work at Jackson as well. :-(

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 года назад

      @@mikew1567 Did you ever meet a DDS Valvano or Wollaver?

    • @mikew1567
      @mikew1567 4 года назад

      @@dubuyajay9964 Valvano sounds familiar but not Wollaver. Because I was F Co., I worked with a lot of Reservists. I do remember our CSM at the time (Padilla?), seemed to hate DS's. He was always out to "collect" hats from DS's who so much as used foul language around the joes.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 года назад

      @@mikew1567 Oh crap, was that the short Latino dude that was constantly pissed off, even for DS standards?

  • @GoobyBean
    @GoobyBean 4 года назад +188

    RUclipsrs: How to impress your girlfriend
    Matt Ward: how to impress your drill Sargent

    • @bluesubaru7338
      @bluesubaru7338 4 года назад +5

      Drill Sergeants
      The only people needed in your life

    • @issactaylor1482
      @issactaylor1482 4 года назад +8

      If the military wanted you to have a wife, they'd've issued you one.

  • @zoy13
    @zoy13 7 лет назад +665

    - U are going to encounter this strange creature call drill Sergeant - Lol

  • @Marauder1981
    @Marauder1981 7 лет назад +409

    Call your drill Sargeant "Senpai" he will love it. He will make you his "waifu".

    • @LuckYT
      @LuckYT 6 лет назад +6

      Lmfao 💀😂

    • @Artifact753
      @Artifact753 6 лет назад +7

      private i think you just signed your own death warrant!! -FMJ

    • @Ashton__
      @Ashton__ 6 лет назад

      Inoubliable Douleur 😂😂

    • @cameronlingk2499
      @cameronlingk2499 6 лет назад

      LOOOOL

    • @dmitriivasilii5478
      @dmitriivasilii5478 6 лет назад +12

      unrelated but your profile pic got me, i thought you should know that. it shouldn't have, but it did.

  • @branuvan
    @branuvan 5 лет назад +231

    Don't yell "Coming drill sergeant!"
    The correct way is "Moving drill sergeant!"

    • @diegodelacruzanaya537
      @diegodelacruzanaya537 4 года назад +3

      @La Chica Loca's Ants damnit I laughed so hard 😸

    • @AlexLifts777
      @AlexLifts777 4 года назад +5

      What if I say “IN ROUTE DRILL SERGEANT”

    • @branuvan
      @branuvan 4 года назад +5

      @@AlexLifts777 They would probably find it funny and make you push for their amusement.

    • @christophershanklin112
      @christophershanklin112 3 года назад

      Lmao

  • @weebo1612
    @weebo1612 7 лет назад +132

    Don't be "that guy" who is highspeed in basic.
    Want to impress a DS? Turn into robot, wipe your harddrive. Do as the DS commands. He might let you take a selfie with him at the end of the cycle graduation.

    • @Shrew-22O1
      @Shrew-22O1 6 лет назад +5

      Do it for the selfie!!

    • @ThePatriot2
      @ThePatriot2 5 лет назад +2

      Imagine he yelling at you in the picture

  • @Twindaddy2022
    @Twindaddy2022 6 лет назад +296

    Never been nor will be in the military but still taking these tips with me lol

    • @adzboyzz845
      @adzboyzz845 6 лет назад +6

      aha same

    • @brucehc4975
      @brucehc4975 5 лет назад +5

      @215 Phresh cant get drafted if your mentally unstable. Lucky me.

    • @Redheadedlesbo
      @Redheadedlesbo 5 лет назад +3

      LG 215 I’m ready for the ww3 draft 😂 14 and I’m trying to pick up all the tips I can

    • @joshgreen7992
      @joshgreen7992 5 лет назад +2

      @@brucehc4975 oh yes you can your just lower on the list

    • @brucehc4975
      @brucehc4975 5 лет назад +4

      @@joshgreen7992 they say you cant get in if you have autism, AHDH, OCD, etc. Funnyily enough I have all three of those.

  • @havoc1zero
    @havoc1zero 6 лет назад +168

    DS in Sand Hill is impressed by:
    1-nothing
    2-nothing
    3-nothing
    4-nothing
    5-you graduate

    • @kennywolfe6762
      @kennywolfe6762 4 года назад +2

      Sand Hill 82. HUA.

    • @hernanandrade1560
      @hernanandrade1560 4 года назад +2

      Delta 1-50👁👁

    • @havoc1zero
      @havoc1zero 4 года назад +1

      @@hernanandrade1560 D 2-19
      June - Oct 2000

    • @hernanandrade1560
      @hernanandrade1560 4 года назад +2

      @@havoc1zero july 24- dec, 16 2020
      I graduate Wednesday, just gotta pass ip8

    • @jackmehoff4056
      @jackmehoff4056 4 года назад +1

      @@havoc1zero hey C 2-19 lol I've met your DS. Gotta say they're alot nicer than the ones in charlie which isn't saying much.

  • @WarPigstheHun
    @WarPigstheHun 7 лет назад +423

    They'll impressed if you are superman for a minute. But then your superhuman abilities aren't good enough after that minute, and lifting 1 Kiloton weights is NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

    • @WarPigstheHun
      @WarPigstheHun 7 лет назад +19

      MY MOTHER CAN LIFT 1000 CARS! AND SHE'S DEAD!

    • @WarPigstheHun
      @WarPigstheHun 7 лет назад +2

      Also, not all cars weigh the same.

    • @luciferneverchanges5841
      @luciferneverchanges5841 7 лет назад +1

      Kronocide not good enough.

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack 6 лет назад +6

      *IS THAT **_ALL?_*

    • @sengssk
      @sengssk 6 лет назад +1

      "Quartermaster, issue this fine recruit some kryptonite boots! Hehehe...."

  • @gmann1968
    @gmann1968 7 лет назад +28

    When I went through basic, during bayonet assault course, my heart dropped when I broke the stock of my weapon on a training dummy. I thought I was in big trouble. To my surprise and relief, my drill instructors were very pleased with this.

    • @yaboimandalor2853
      @yaboimandalor2853 7 лет назад +1

      Jorgee MCoth do you know why?

    • @yaboimandalor2853
      @yaboimandalor2853 7 лет назад +3

      Jorgee MCoth also:your still taught how to use bayonets?

    • @AK47HEAVYMETAL83
      @AK47HEAVYMETAL83 7 лет назад +3

      Jorgee MCoth I would have been impressed too! Hardcore Pri! 🤘🏽

    • @gmann1968
      @gmann1968 7 лет назад +5

      super junkie - My apologies for the late reply, checking my e-mail seems to be more of chore now-a-days. I suppose I could take a stab (heh heh, pun intended) at the reasons, but I'd never really be sure what they were thinking. Also, I went through basic way back in 1987, so I'm not sure if that course is still around or not. Man, time flies by when you're not looking.

    • @gmann1968
      @gmann1968 7 лет назад +7

      Heh heh, thanks, Samoan Dude. I was actually scared of being in trouble at the time though. The most fun, however, was on the shooting range. A few of us "volunteered" to fire off the excess ammo rounds and I packed a tracer-bullet every other spot in my mags. Shooting range was on the day of Halloween, but because of the tracers, it looked more like the fourth of July when dusk arrived. I remember my barrel even turned red and my drill instructor knocked on my helmet and yelled, "Let it cool down, Private!"

  • @bomb.lyrics5962
    @bomb.lyrics5962 4 года назад +27

    I'm turning 17 next month and will be joining the military I've thought about this for almost 3 years and I think it's best for me

    • @marke8323
      @marke8323 4 года назад +3

      There were sometimes I hated it and sometimes I enjoyed it, but it has opened doors for me through out my life that I would have never been able to enter because of my service. Pick an MOS that you can use on the "outside". Good Luck

    • @adamzorowski4563
      @adamzorowski4563 3 года назад +2

      Yeah man like he said, PICK AN MOS THAT WILL HELP YOU ON THE OUTSIDE!!! And get some if not all your education in the military. Don’t come out with no education is the best tip I can give. Goodluck brother I just got through basic💪🏻

    • @collt091
      @collt091 3 года назад

      How’d it go?

  • @coziestexpert7164
    @coziestexpert7164 6 лет назад +11

    This is the video. This is the video that started my love of the military and my future career path. All I can say is thank you Matt. Thank you so much, this video means more to me now than I ever could have imagined, so thank you Matt. God Bless you now and forever.

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  6 лет назад +1

      Appreciate that so much!!!

  • @bigcahoona7931
    @bigcahoona7931 7 лет назад +52

    I remember the meanest, coldest Drill SGT we had....all through Boot Camp he road our asses, nothing was ever right or good enough. After graduation, he had tears in his eyes. Where do they make men like this? In the military! Thank God for men like these!

    • @FleetwoodDevelopments
      @FleetwoodDevelopments 6 лет назад +9

      He's the one that'll keep you from having 30-odd 7.62 rounds shoved up your ass.

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 лет назад

      Sons of Venom BS too

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 лет назад

      Yeah whatever

    • @fargeeks
      @fargeeks 6 лет назад

      Big Cahoona yeah I hear the meanest drill sergeants are the greatest sergeants, I also hear that you're supposed to hate your sergeants

  • @chrissmith7669
    @chrissmith7669 4 года назад +24

    I remember thinking “just don’t stand out”. Lol. That lasted maybe 3 seconds after getting off the cattle car.

  • @stevenvalentine7636
    @stevenvalentine7636 7 лет назад +107

    Never say "Coming" Drill Sergeant. They don't want to know about your private life. Learned that from experience. Front lean and rest position Move.

    • @DiogenesNephew
      @DiogenesNephew 7 лет назад +44

      Steven Valentine Speaking of your private life, what the fuck is all over your face, homie?

    • @linkslayer15
      @linkslayer15 7 лет назад +4

      A.J. Ello I was thinking semen

    • @bran77c39
      @bran77c39 7 лет назад +4

      Going Slap Happy lmfao had the same thought bud then looked closer and it was snow.

    • @npc0168
      @npc0168 6 лет назад +1

      Wearing socks on your hands for your obsessive masterbation problem.

    • @GoodVideos4
      @GoodVideos4 6 лет назад +1

      As someone said here, rather say 'Moving Drill Sergeant!'.

  • @Front-Toward-Enemy
    @Front-Toward-Enemy 7 лет назад +207

    How to impress your Drill Sergeant...
    You cant.

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 6 лет назад +14

      What if you call him cupcake? Or if you see his "hat" sitting somewhere, be sure to bring it to him. He'll think you are helpful.

  • @woah3592
    @woah3592 5 лет назад +19

    being so invisible that he/she forgets you were in their platoon in the first place

  • @chandlerharvison6106
    @chandlerharvison6106 6 лет назад +92

    The DS in the thumbnail for this vid was my platoon sergeant back in 2014 in Ft Carson. Sfc Randall. Hell of a guy.

    • @MongyBongy
      @MongyBongy 6 лет назад +7

      Chandler Harvison Had him at Fort Sill in 2016

    • @Awok3nD3stiny
      @Awok3nD3stiny 6 лет назад +7

      Logan Kordinak Me too brother. I saw the thumbnail and was like dude... no fuckin way.

    • @Ran-mt8lf
      @Ran-mt8lf 4 года назад +1

      Same last name if I ever meet him wish me luck

  • @buffalobro69
    @buffalobro69 7 лет назад +180

    Top 5 ways to impress your Drill Sergeant: Don't, stay under the radar.

    • @sunrise8263
      @sunrise8263 7 лет назад +33

      An old Japanese proverb: "The nail that sticks out is hammered down".

  • @brodiebh
    @brodiebh 5 лет назад +81

    USMC version:
    How to not get noticed or remembered by your DI

  • @TheGrimravager
    @TheGrimravager 6 лет назад +165

    >use your diaphram (insert spelling) to yell instead of your throat
    are you teaching us to become death metal vocalists? :P I already mastered that part

  • @FootageFactory
    @FootageFactory 7 лет назад +11

    How not to get yelled at.
    Step 1, Come to terms with the fact that you are going to get yelled at.
    Step 2, Embrace it.

  • @claireglory
    @claireglory 5 лет назад +148

    "TO DO WHATEVER YOU TELL ME, MAJOR SERGEANT!"
    -Forrest Gump

    • @tylergullion9787
      @tylergullion9787 5 лет назад +7

      "Major Sergeant"?.....

    • @benschuster9792
      @benschuster9792 5 лет назад +4

      @@tylergullion9787 well he meant either drill sergeant or sergeant major, you'll have to guess

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 5 лет назад +1

      green house *drill Sargent

    • @j03r0gan
      @j03r0gan 4 года назад

      You mean Sgt.Major?

  • @josephp9394
    @josephp9394 7 лет назад +367

    Sounding off was the number one for my drill sergeants
    EDIT: I wrote this before your list started and it’s funny how number one for you is sounding off as well

  • @13bravo72
    @13bravo72 7 лет назад +79

    Nice vid and informative. I went to basic in 1985. OSUT Ft. Sill, Oklahoma. We got smoked all the time, grass drills, sand pit, log drill, etc. Yelling and screaming, cussing and cursing with those creative terms of the Drill Sergeants! No matter what, they smoked us because we were all 'that guy'. I look back and laugh now because it was a great experience.

    • @santiagovargas6777
      @santiagovargas6777 7 лет назад

      Went to Ft. Sill, OK for Artillery training as a cannon crewman. Fine training, looking into what I saw as a Marine. Rah 🇺🇸

    • @johnofthejungle5699
      @johnofthejungle5699 7 лет назад +1

      Bravo battery 1st of the 31st Fa Ft Sill Ok. 1993 .
      Judging from this vid things have changed a lot over the years. Back in the day i don't think it was possible to impress a drill sergeant. i look back at it and smile, but i would never want to go through it again :)

    • @13bravo72
      @13bravo72 7 лет назад

      John I was Echo Battery, 2nd Cannon Training Battalion. They changed to actual unit regimental designations the following year if I'm correct. And your right, we couldn't impress them no matter what!:)

    • @PDNMotivation
      @PDNMotivation 6 лет назад

      13 Bravo yy

  • @jwiese100
    @jwiese100 3 года назад +1

    Matt I followed your advice with number 1 and boy did it work. I was the most popular man in my training company and the drill sergeant loved me.

  • @hellodiaz2979
    @hellodiaz2979 6 лет назад +153

    Militairy Boi:Your going to experience these people called drill sergeants they will scream at you to straighten up
    MY MOM: hold my chancla

    • @tjk21504
      @tjk21504 5 лет назад +14

      Abuela: *shows up for graduation ceremony wearing flip flops*
      Drill Instructors: HIT THE DECK!!!!!

    • @Ccav24
      @Ccav24 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @escritordehabitacion9471
      @escritordehabitacion9471 4 года назад

      Hahahaha got me with the "hold my chancla"

  • @1smaelSosa
    @1smaelSosa 7 лет назад +1311

    Weird creatures 😂

    • @bravefrontiergamingchannel3565
      @bravefrontiergamingchannel3565 7 лет назад +3

      Ismael Sosa how about the word aggressive? Drill sergeant aren’t weird!! They’re aggressive and mean

    • @hithere.6319
      @hithere.6319 7 лет назад +5

      challenging, motivated, proud*

    • @DrLopo
      @DrLopo 6 лет назад +1

      Best way to describe them

    • @ismaelclaussell7061
      @ismaelclaussell7061 6 лет назад

      Ismael Sosa nice name

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 лет назад

      Brave frontier gaming channel You ain't lying

  • @masterace1150
    @masterace1150 5 лет назад +28

    Recruit: I Wanna impress my drill sargent, What should I do.
    The Universe: Forget about it.

  • @BuzZzKiller
    @BuzZzKiller 7 лет назад +77

    And don't toot your own horn! It will make you look like a brown noser. Keep a low profile, but do whatever you can to help out the team. Your DS will notice when you are doing the right thing. He may not say it to your face, but you'll earn his respect. Great idea to memorize the Soldiers Creed, Army Song, Warrior Ethos etc... The Drill Sergeants have their own creeds they live by: The Drill Sergeant's Creed and the NCO Creed.
    The Drill Sergeants Creed:
    I am a Drill Sergeant
    I will assist each individual in their efforts to become a highly motivated, well disciplined, physically and mentally fit soldier, capable of defeating any enemy on today’s modern battlefield.
    I will instill pride in all I train. Pride in self, in the Army, and in Country.
    I will insist that each soldier meets and maintains the Army standards of military bearing and courtesy, consistent with the highest traditions of the U.S. Army.
    I will lead by example, never requiring a soldier to attempt any task I would not do myself.
    But first, last, and always, I am an American Soldier. Sworn to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, both foreign and domestic.
    I am a Drill Sergeant.

  • @tomservo5347
    @tomservo5347 7 лет назад +36

    I forced myself to do cross country jogs and runs out in my rural area. I wouldn't bother with weights the Army is all about building stamina. If you're not a great runner don't worry-they split us up into 3 separate running groups: Alpha for the guys with long legs that usually sucked at pushups. Bravo for the best well rounded. Charlie for the slowest runners that typically did the most push ups as they had short legs (like me) but had more upper body strength. I averaged around 14 minutes for the 2 mile run. (Still 2 minutes to pass.) We had fleet footed guys doing it under 12. This was 20 years ago-not sure how it is now.
    Sometimes there's nothing humanly possible to impress drill sergeants. If your lead drill is in a bad mood or simply hungover and pissed off you're screwed no matter what during red phase. (If you ever see that red rag rolled up on the guidon it's officially SHTF time.)

    • @platinumpineapple9943
      @platinumpineapple9943 7 лет назад

      James Robert lmao thats good to hear, id defintly be in the longest distance group, i caint do pushups but can run a 10:30 2 miles and 16:50 5k

    • @tomservo5347
      @tomservo5347 7 лет назад

      The first week of basic our drills made us do an evaluation PT test to put us in our respective groups. Damn pineapple that's impressive! I have short legs and a choppy gait during runs. Our PT at our duty stations depended on who the squad leader was and whether a PT test was getting close. Many times our squad leader in Germany would have us start a run until we were out of sight then he'd stop us and order "Fall out to your barracks rooms and don't answer the door for nothing! See you in the motor pool after chow." That's whats nice about being mechanized. Every sergeant I talked to said mechanized is the way to go unless you willingly like rucking it everywhere.
      When I was moved to HQ platoon our squad leader was an ex 82nd Airborne SFC that was all about complete muscle failure EVERY morning. His PT was harder than anything I did in basic.

    • @platinumpineapple9943
      @platinumpineapple9943 7 лет назад

      James Robert haha wow, and yea some people are just buff and cant run, im glad they make different groups for that. but yea that souds cool

    • @bakerboy8910
      @bakerboy8910 7 лет назад

      Lol, I was that guy. Sucked at pushups, but had an 11:15 two mile. Not too shabby for a 5'9" white boy

    • @platinumpineapple9943
      @platinumpineapple9943 7 лет назад

      Eleven Bravo im a 5'11 white boy and ive ran a 10:30 before, but im also a varsity cross runner

  • @Axionexe
    @Axionexe 4 года назад +89

    I impressed a drill sergeant when I zeroed at the range. He said I had “pretty damn good marksmanship” :)

  • @silviasteeve
    @silviasteeve 7 лет назад +176

    Hmmm, one thing I learned by the end of Basic. You don't want to stand out as much as as ppl tell you to. I got to sing the "Candy Man" song every where we went for all of Basic. I was told that my extra motivation would be put to good use.

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  7 лет назад +53

      lol that's definitely a possibility. We had a guy where everytime a DS pointed at him he yelled out some weird animal sound! hahahahaa It was amazing

    • @romanjag
      @romanjag 6 лет назад +5

      I had to sing all stanzas of the Marine Corps hymn

  • @DeltaWolf2238
    @DeltaWolf2238 7 лет назад +245

    I experienced a drill sergeant before it was my Mom

  • @JollyRogerProductions
    @JollyRogerProductions 4 года назад +27

    5 things that will impress your Drill SGts.
    1: Nothing
    2: Nothing
    3: Nothing
    4: Nothing
    5: Nothing

  • @IronheadOfScroteus
    @IronheadOfScroteus 7 лет назад +45

    "Move with a purpose" I like that. I've actually been doing that for my working career at various jobs. If I needed a break and wanted to get up and walk around a bit, I'd walk like I was trying to get somewhere and I was never hassled. Carrying something helps too; a hammer, a clipboard, a loaf of french bread. Of course, these props need to be in the right job setting!

    • @missayawk
      @missayawk 7 лет назад +5

      IronheadOfScroteus Exactly...In the USAF i was a medic (90250) 1982-86...Our supervisor Maj Kennary hated to see us sitting around and would definitely find something for us to do if she did.I became an expert with finding a basin or a bedpan and walking " with a purpose" whenever I sniffed her around.She never asked me to do anything.

    • @IronheadOfScroteus
      @IronheadOfScroteus 7 лет назад +1

      I think I worked for Maj Kennary's twin at a Pizza Hut, lol!

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 6 лет назад +4

      Lol, I can see someone carrying a loaf of french bread around in an office building. The look on everyone’s face when they see someone carrying a loaf of french bread around for no reason.

    • @davidd4677
      @davidd4677 6 лет назад

      howard baxter I was thinking the same thing except on a commercial construction site. I'm not sure what I'd think if I saw someone moving with a purpose across the jobsite holding a loaf of French bread.

  • @TheOtherCless
    @TheOtherCless 7 лет назад +17

    This video should be mandatory viewing at the recruiter's office. It's really simple, but it all comes down to attitude. Your attitude will directly influence how much you suffer.

  • @JosephByrne
    @JosephByrne 5 лет назад +2

    I appreciate this is a military channel, however, a lot of the advice and guidance is useful in the civilian workplace too. I like your delivery, you are obviously knowledgeable as you don't jump cut every 5 seconds.

  • @AJMontNC
    @AJMontNC 7 лет назад +9

    When your Drill Instructor says he/she will follow you and watch you wherever you go
    Me:*Thinks about it*
    (Later, in the bathroom)
    Me:*Hears footsteps*
    *Drill Instructor vaults over 8 foot tall stall*
    Me:Uhhhh.....Sir?
    Drill Instructor:URINATE FASTER!

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 7 лет назад +32

    Just watch Full Metal Jacket until you can recite it in your sleep. Most of it still applies even if you're not joining the marines.

    • @mikewhitaker2880
      @mikewhitaker2880 7 лет назад +1

      id say about 99% still applies...just make sure chain of command is up to date

    • @nemochicky4697
      @nemochicky4697 6 лет назад +3

      Ghost81 I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be “sir.” Do you maggots understand that?

    • @martynaskerdokas8438
      @martynaskerdokas8438 5 лет назад

      Nemo Chicky sir yes sir !! Bullshit i cant hear you !
      Sir yes sir !!!

    • @nemochicky4697
      @nemochicky4697 5 лет назад

      Ye Dud If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You’re the lowest form of life on Earth. You’re not even human (bleep) beings! You’re nothing but unorganized grab(bleep)tic pieces of amphibian (bleep)! Because I am hard, you will not like me! But the more you hate me, the more you will learn! I am hard but I am fair! But there is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on (bleep), (bleep), (bleep), or (bleep). Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 5 лет назад +10

    also, love your videos. I love how all military youtubers get straight to the point, they're great youtubers because they dont waste time and are efficient for real. 😂

  • @arucane
    @arucane 7 лет назад +73

    Move with a purpose or, I've heard, have a sense of urgency.

    • @AK47HEAVYMETAL83
      @AK47HEAVYMETAL83 7 лет назад +3

      Doge The Evil We preach that at my civilian job. Hence, we have a great number of vets working at my job 🤪🤪🤪

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 6 лет назад +1

      Yep. Just run everywhere.

  • @wcatholic1
    @wcatholic1 6 лет назад +13

    I discovered that keeping my yap shut and instantly following orders without comment or complaint worked wonders.

  • @soultrain4409
    @soultrain4409 6 лет назад +10

    40 out of 40 on the Range. That's what impressed my Drill Sergeants.
    None of us achieved that but Hey, Drink Water, Drive On.

  • @shargor
    @shargor 7 лет назад +11

    Well put together and articulate explanations. Something that is hard to come by these days.

  • @umbralobserver
    @umbralobserver 7 лет назад +23

    One thing I would add to this is to do more work than you were assigned. One night at Lost In The Woods I was on firewatch when the DS on duty burst out of the CQ office demanding to know which of us could count higher. As it happened, I was assigned to sit down in the hall and count the words in an essay that another private had written as a punishment, to make sure he wrote the minimum. DS told me I could have the next watch take over when the hour was up. But I mentioned nothing to the next watch and kept counting, since I wasn't sleepy. A while later he came out again and saw I was still there. He looked at the next watch and said "You see that? That's dedication."
    They notice every little thing. Oh, and I'd recommend saying "moving, drill sergeant!" instead of "coming". Because then theyre going to tell you they don't want to hear about your sex life.

    • @mikewhitaker2880
      @mikewhitaker2880 7 лет назад

      depends on the DI... they may just use you for that type of work later becuase you volunteered...i was told the ONLY volunteering you want to do is when you sign up.. after that you dont want the attention because then they will look at you harder for mess ups.....

  • @nino4402
    @nino4402 4 года назад +3

    My Dad told me to volunteer for everything, theyll get tired of picking you, run roadguard since you get tiny breaks and always walk/move with intention. The last tip carried over to a factory civilian job where I legit walked around the facilities with a purpose and never actually did anything for 5 months.

    • @marke8323
      @marke8323 4 года назад +1

      It took me a long time to figure out that if I carried a clip board and looked Pi$$ed, no one would screw with me, True!

  • @reddevilparatrooper
    @reddevilparatrooper 7 лет назад +119

    My Drill Sergeants were never impressed with me when I got to Ft.Benning GA. First being as an Infantry recruit and an Airborne Contract. The Drill Sergeants made it a priority to be even harder to Airborne and Ranger Contract guys. My Drill Sergeants would give us extra PT after training for an hour or more 3 times a week during Basic and Infantry AIT. By the time I got to Airborne School PT was easy and did graduate to get my Jump Wings. Everybody who were just 5 guys going to Airborne all passed.

  • @mgtocrateezspeaks3971
    @mgtocrateezspeaks3971 6 лет назад +11

    Ah, memories... Can't believe it's been almost 13 years since I first went in and 6 since I've been out. Didn't know I'd miss it as much.

  • @maxharris3353
    @maxharris3353 6 лет назад +11

    I’m not even going into the military but I keep binge watching these types of videos

    • @ThePatriot2
      @ThePatriot2 5 лет назад

      Max Harris if life gets hard, then just join the army, I mean you already have the info

    • @Ccav24
      @Ccav24 4 года назад

      Max, me too, it’s fascinating to me. I’m kicking myself for not enlisting when I was younger. I could’ve had such a different life...

  • @baschibaschi3025
    @baschibaschi3025 7 лет назад +106

    wow i watched the whole thing and im not even from america... what am i doing with my life

    • @bakerboy8910
      @bakerboy8910 7 лет назад +7

      No you Or be a bullet catcher! We are always looking for fine, young immigrants to kick down our doors for us 👍

    • @bethisgg5653
      @bethisgg5653 7 лет назад

      No you . Become a traitor? No offense but wars are mostly based on greed.

    • @bethisgg5653
      @bethisgg5653 7 лет назад

      Survival? Not rly .

    • @bethisgg5653
      @bethisgg5653 7 лет назад

      No you .dude you just destroyd yourself with this comment . define IQ to me without google.

    • @bethisgg5653
      @bethisgg5653 7 лет назад +1

      No you .I guess iq matters when every single soldire is trained to follow simple rules while someone coordinates every move right? Did u have art in military? Maybe music? playing backwards flute in the showers? I dont want to play the who has the biggest dick game but if you insist .. ok. I have acceptable manners.what do u want? boost your ego or talk about redemption? Btw America has many enemies but not nations more just the political rulers who lead the workers to death.. its modern slavery. I hate borders, we are alle the same. If not give me an example.