Top Stolen Valor Moments (Marine Reacts)

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  • @JamesonsTravels
    @JamesonsTravels  4 года назад +784

    Only the Best. Village Idiots Unite - ruclips.net/p/PLeU0ya-0QayS-brvicg-lsRXNxnJnAWYo

    • @mattabgrab121
      @mattabgrab121 4 года назад +16

      @4:20 personally I dont see that kid as an issue at all, he didnt claim anything, was straight forward about it seemed nervous but it's a guy grilling him, but I digress. Honestly I dont get stupidly pissed off with these type of people most of the time, it isnt worth the energy. Take it easy brother.

    • @jayshmurda9410
      @jayshmurda9410 4 года назад +4

      Lol. Yea not worth the time. I would never waste my time with these clowns. Out and about I don't even wear veteran or military shit in fact for years I was ashamed i wasn't still a soldier and was a veteran. Now I'm happy getting my 80percent and ssi

    • @Socialisten
      @Socialisten 4 года назад +5

      What actually makes you proud of being part of the most aggressive/violent/warmongering organization in the world?

    • @tondelayadellaventimigliax6162
      @tondelayadellaventimigliax6162 4 года назад +4

      09:16 What I don't understand (maybe because of my bad English): Is the "Cargo-Package" the pocket on his left leg? If so, then during my time in the Swiss Army I always had a flattened toilet roll in there. 1. Because toilet papers were in demand after 2 days in the field. 2. Because I turned it a bit forwards when doing push-ups and was able to save a bit of weight with my thighs when going down and thus surely managed 20% more. Pardon my english.

    • @davidnoles2429
      @davidnoles2429 4 года назад +1

      @@mattabgrab121 jij

  • @obi-wankenobi9077
    @obi-wankenobi9077 4 года назад +11789

    As a veteran of The Clone Wars this is disgusting

  • @dudemediocre4412
    @dudemediocre4412 4 года назад +3023

    I served in the Salvation Army, I was stationed outside of Walmart.

  • @patrickbush9526
    @patrickbush9526 4 года назад +11091

    I was a sniper in the Salvation Army

    • @bluecarobs6733
      @bluecarobs6733 4 года назад +573

      Patrick Bush I was in the Red Cross, used to be a door gunner on a tank, I took on 50,000 Bolivians to protect my wife. Oh yeah I also helped defend Obama in 1982.

    • @georgegordon9524
      @georgegordon9524 4 года назад +140

      Where were you stationed

    • @machinegunnasty1124
      @machinegunnasty1124 4 года назад +229

      @George Gordon I was stationed above Sainsbury’s

    • @bluecarobs6733
      @bluecarobs6733 4 года назад +220

      George Gordon I was stationed at the North Pole at one point when the Argentines crossed the border, I took out 75 of them, got myself the medal of extreme bravery against the South American’s in the North Pole.

    • @giveupnow000
      @giveupnow000 4 года назад +43

      How many SAVES did you get?

  • @Willowcreek19
    @Willowcreek19 Год назад +152

    Thanks for sticking up for the kid. Empathy in leadership is a unique quality.

    • @HDSME
      @HDSME Год назад +20

      The kid was just a kid not a fake warrior

    • @CS-xn6vb
      @CS-xn6vb Год назад +9

      Agreed

    • @13DM13
      @13DM13 6 месяцев назад +3

      Na .. that kid should not have been harassed. Would have served the veteran better to 'coach' him and let him know he would likely get harassed bc he has not "earned" the uniform or any title yet. An easy chat with him from a vet would have likely gone much better. The kid probably would have appreciated it and thanked him.

  • @josieboi-o1385
    @josieboi-o1385 4 года назад +1284

    Buddy: "Hey you a vet bro?"
    27 yo kid: "Yes sir. Served in Vietnam"
    *this was 2019*

    • @MDrebellion
      @MDrebellion 4 года назад +40

      Ofcourse on XBox

    • @bortexgaming3972
      @bortexgaming3972 4 года назад +4

      Lmao so this actually happened to you?

    • @mohamedbaradji7504
      @mohamedbaradji7504 4 года назад +7

      I would say navy, but I don't think any US branch has been in Vietnam since the war.

    • @josieboi-o1385
      @josieboi-o1385 4 года назад +9

      @@bortexgaming3972 Not me but my battle. He said the kid claimed to have served in the Vietnam War

    • @red5llaw
      @red5llaw 4 года назад +13

      In his ...Grandfathers ball sack?

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 3 года назад +2246

    The kid wearing his brother's uniform gets a pass from me. He wasn't trying to play it off like he was an army guy himself. He clearly said "This is my brother's, and I don't have anything else to wear, I'm not army". That's not stolen valor. He's just a kid looking up to his brother, and there's no shame in that.

    • @ACM1PT95
      @ACM1PT95 3 года назад +353

      I agree. Once you declare that the uniform is not yours then that technically doesnt count as stolen valor. Stolen valor is pretending to be a soldier

    • @iclassicify3126
      @iclassicify3126 3 года назад +120

      Yeah and from what I saw he wasn’t even wearing the name tag so it couldn’t have been stolen valor

    • @sammywilliam8156
      @sammywilliam8156 3 года назад +27

      I have a uniform on that was airborne and I made it clear I don’t whant mined fame or anything I never served I where this to honor those who have died

    • @unropednope4644
      @unropednope4644 3 года назад +111

      Yeah I agree. I get why these veterans get upset but some of these dudes need to chill and find something else to do with their time.

    • @sccpresident
      @sccpresident 3 года назад +53

      Probably made the kid cry, jeeze

  • @tomlynch6908
    @tomlynch6908 4 года назад +3201

    I fought along side commander Cody in the clone wars

  • @sclice8680
    @sclice8680 2 года назад +204

    As a veteran of the 2nd Punic war, stolen valor is a very serious issue that we must tackle.

  • @privatepyle6500
    @privatepyle6500 4 года назад +2916

    As a Veteran of the American Civil War, I find stolen valor to be absolutely disgusting!

    • @get_flankedaxr2472
      @get_flankedaxr2472 4 года назад +141

      Woah woah woah napalm wasn’t around during the civil war... you are suspicious for sure 🤔🧐

    • @joenelson4235
      @joenelson4235 4 года назад +38

      @@get_flankedaxr2472 Actually Greek fire was a primitive form of Napalm circa 1000 AD so ye, just not dropped from the air back then!

    • @baronvonbluttheprotogen1712
      @baronvonbluttheprotogen1712 4 года назад +11

      Yes napalm I too love the smell of cooked vietnamese

    • @madoxgaudet3406
      @madoxgaudet3406 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @TheGoat-qw6jb
      @TheGoat-qw6jb 4 года назад +8

      If you were a confederate soldier fuck you 😂😂

  • @GamePath
    @GamePath 4 года назад +2451

    Poor kid. He's just excited about joining. He could've spent time with him and shown him how to wear the uniform properly.

    • @anaturn12
      @anaturn12 4 года назад +532

      Yep sadly there are military guys that take themself way too fucking seriously

    • @stone65037
      @stone65037 4 года назад +15

      anaturn12 it is serious

    • @anaturn12
      @anaturn12 4 года назад +43

      @@stone65037 Why? So what if someone is wearing some gay uniform?

    • @stone65037
      @stone65037 4 года назад +148

      anaturn12 do you feel cool disrespecting a uniform behind a keyboard? Better than any shitty retail job you probably have.

    • @jackie_boi116
      @jackie_boi116 4 года назад +91

      @@anaturn12 fam, military uniforms aren't gay

  • @formerevolutionist
    @formerevolutionist 3 года назад +1556

    A very old man wanted a military discount at a store, so he told the clerk he was a WWII vet.
    "Oh, really?" asked the clerk. "Very well, then. You get a discount!"
    "Danke!" replied the old man.

    • @chelseahalcomb9051
      @chelseahalcomb9051 3 года назад +51

      That's a little sus

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 3 года назад +27

      LMAO

    • @Phatsmia
      @Phatsmia 3 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Wazz78949
      @Wazz78949 3 года назад +105

      Wel still it counts as a WWII veteran 😂

    • @Dodger2879
      @Dodger2879 3 года назад +83

      English trench soldier screams;
      "Hans!"
      German soldier stands up, "Yah?"
      English soldier shoots, kills him.
      "Frantz!"
      "Yawohl"
      Frantz stands, gets shot.
      German soldier catches on.
      "Tommy!" ....nothing.
      "Tommeee!"
      English soldier; "Is that you Hans?"
      "Yah!" stands up.
      You know the rest.

  • @hejnye
    @hejnye 8 месяцев назад +9

    young man clearly just wanted to feel good and proud to wear his brothers uniform since he signed up, this is the type of young person we need in the military, perfect opportunity to mentor rather than shame

  • @logger22
    @logger22 4 года назад +956

    That staff sergeant is a real veteran, he successfully defended BurgerTown

  • @richardcollins7779
    @richardcollins7779 4 года назад +898

    The kid wearing his brothers uniform leave him alone

    • @qua7771
      @qua7771 4 года назад +81

      Right. He wasn't claiming to be military.

    • @woody40000
      @woody40000 4 года назад +67

      @@qua7771 yeah, cringey but not stolen valor

    • @qua7771
      @qua7771 4 года назад +65

      @@woody40000 I grew up in an era where wearing military camouflage pieces didn't mean anything. I could understand if it were the entire uniform, including boots, patches and hat etc..., with an intent to deceive.
      I'm former navy and wear Army BTU pants sometimes. Big deal.

    • @woody40000
      @woody40000 4 года назад +14

      @@qua7771 I'm from the UK and my understanding is that it was specifically not allowed because it made people a target for the IRA. That might have been relaxed more recently, I don't know I don't live there anymore.

    • @qua7771
      @qua7771 4 года назад +11

      @@woody40000 I'm from the US. I used to hear of IRA when I was younger. I see your point. Here, wearing camouflage is meaningless.

  • @ChosenGamingIndividual
    @ChosenGamingIndividual 4 года назад +1017

    The guy getting wrapped up over the kid wearing his brothers ACU is way over the top. Never once claimed that he was in the Army, just proud of his brother...

    • @conorchambers3449
      @conorchambers3449 4 года назад +60

      Maybe his brother died in that Uniform man think about that

    • @ChosenGamingIndividual
      @ChosenGamingIndividual 4 года назад +92

      @@conorchambers3449 I mean if we're throwing hypothetical situations around, why not say that maybe the KID'S brother died in the uniform. Maybe that's his way of honoring his brother's memory, why else would he have the ACU? Fact of the matter is, we don't know either of their backgrounds. However, what I saw in the clip was that the poor kid was trying to follow in his brother's footsteps. He looked up to his brother at least enough to wear his old uniform ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Mark-pe2sh
      @Mark-pe2sh 4 года назад +62

      The idiot attacking the boy should be ashamed of himself, but it probably isn't in him to feel that. The boy did nothing wrong. The idiot attacking never once listened to him This is the reason we see vets being harassed and arrested because of a dubious "stolen valor" claim by other vets and home-front heroes. Wearing uniform parts isn't illegal and doesn't require an answer to anyone's question, no matter what claim these guys may think they have in confronting the people. Its a good way to get killed or injured.

    • @r6685
      @r6685 4 года назад +14

      Mark Collins yea you have these dicks that still want to be important. My uncle was in Vietnam he enlisted at 17 never heard him pull that I’m a veteran card once. But for some reason new generations of Americans need to make an ass of themselves to prove something.

    • @Nonukes2024
      @Nonukes2024 4 года назад

      @@r6685 Maybe your Uncle .....was Never in the Military.
      .......hey how's that liberal arts degree working out ?
      Still unemployed ?

  • @ShepardDrake
    @ShepardDrake Год назад +10

    The video with the army guy in purple shoes was CLEARLY supposed to be someone's attempt at satire, it was pretty easy to tell they were acting, and making fun of the extreme excuses real people who do this make. 🤣

  • @chasemorris8755
    @chasemorris8755 4 года назад +753

    I’m a special forces operative. Did 2 years in a place my comrades called “nuke town”.

    • @jmrod1060
      @jmrod1060 4 года назад +7

      YOUR KIDDING RIGHT?

    • @carlosgonzalez4873
      @carlosgonzalez4873 4 года назад +62

      JM Rod no I’m one of his comrades

    • @TeamFurySuperGaming
      @TeamFurySuperGaming 4 года назад +20

      @@jmrod1060 WOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @omegagaming521
      @omegagaming521 4 года назад +54

      I'm still there brother. The fighting has gotten tough. Waiting on my care package now.

    • @horse1889
      @horse1889 4 года назад +18

      The world is a review Help! I glitched into the bunker, I found the ray gun

  • @TangoBravo1775
    @TangoBravo1775 3 года назад +338

    I wore my brother's dress blues when he came home after USMC boot camp, as I was still in high school and idolized him. Several years later, I earned my own set of dress blues.

    • @adrianrapier5053
      @adrianrapier5053 3 года назад +13

      thank you for your service i hope to serve one day in the army

    • @TechGently
      @TechGently 3 года назад +4

      Congrats! Except the yearly uniform changes, forever shopping at the Navy Exchange.

    • @SocketSilver
      @SocketSilver 3 года назад +6

      Semper Fi, Brother!

    • @shipmate3577
      @shipmate3577 3 года назад +3

      Nothing wrong with that. I think that's cool.

    • @shipmate3577
      @shipmate3577 3 года назад +3

      @@TechGently Navy uniforms are constantly changing... I can't even keep up anymore. I heard there's going to be more changes coming out soon... again. I still think there should be one set of cammies for all services unique to the region/climate you are serving in.

  • @DucoSminia
    @DucoSminia 4 года назад +427

    A guy told me once that he killed 300 men. I responded "but you told me you were a cook". He responded "I never said I was a good one"!

    • @Badnewood
      @Badnewood 3 года назад +9

      I love this

    • @raffs9934
      @raffs9934 3 года назад +15

      @Brian Szymczak I think he means that there is poison in the food

    • @JamesMerlaut
      @JamesMerlaut 3 года назад +12

      @Brian Szymczak I think he meant he gave them all food poisoning

    • @osojae3065
      @osojae3065 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣

    • @enforcerridley158
      @enforcerridley158 3 года назад +2

      LMFAO That's a good one!

  • @misterkay7100
    @misterkay7100 Год назад +6

    this got me dying laughing when he said the fakers never say they're a cook or supply but ranger or something bad ass haha!

  • @robertpeek9354
    @robertpeek9354 4 года назад +803

    Yeah, that kid wearing his brother's ACU's seems to me from just the video he's just proud of his brother and he doesn't mean any harm he also seems to be a bit slow...no stolen valor there IMO.

    • @brandonrice1124
      @brandonrice1124 4 года назад +84

      Yeah he should of let that go we dont need to discourage people from joining the military who knows maybe this kid years down the line turns out to be a great soldier.

    • @OwenMichtofen-rx5yz
      @OwenMichtofen-rx5yz 4 года назад +42

      100% agreed, seemed like an OK kid perhaps not the smartest

    • @richardduplessis1090
      @richardduplessis1090 4 года назад +1

      Maybe

    • @julianabrego5706
      @julianabrego5706 4 года назад

      Owen Michtofen ahahaha😂🤣🤣

    • @maxeffort8960
      @maxeffort8960 4 года назад +5

      Idk, I mean my experience is if you have a proud family member they sell clothing for that pride. At the px I bought my nephew a mock pt uniform and army shirts to show his pride. The uniform is a sacred symbol. Even honorably discharged vets can’t wear an active duty uniform, just the dress ones for special military themed events like weddings and funerals. If someone who served can not wear it then why take sympathy for someone who just wants attention and gain cool points? Not ok in my opinion but I agree in that particular case it’s lack of education and should be handled with kid gloves to education the ignorant.

  • @crazygames1174
    @crazygames1174 4 года назад +575

    Absolutely disgusting that people can pretend to be in the military with no respect for any veteran anywhere

    • @terraspent
      @terraspent 4 года назад +22

      most of them are either a bit simple, a bit tapped in the head and or just a bit weird. no point in getting angry at them most of the time in my view but they sure do need pulling up on it!

    • @crazygames1174
      @crazygames1174 4 года назад

      terraspent yes absolutely

    • @kevinwilson455
      @kevinwilson455 4 года назад +4

      I think it's a tough-guy thing. Lots of people like to pretend they are tough, and everyone knows soldiers are tough. There's also a respect, especially in the US, for the military (although that seems to be going out the window recently) that a lot of people desire naturally.
      Putting on that costume and having people thank you for your service gives these pretenders the dopamine hit they crave.

    • @Gamerboy-gy1rl
      @Gamerboy-gy1rl 4 года назад

      It's not always like that tho when I was 12 I wore my stepdad outfit to school

    • @kevinwilson455
      @kevinwilson455 4 года назад +8

      @@Gamerboy-gy1rl No ex-soldier will ever pull up a 12 year-old for playing soldier..... they would probably high-five you.
      I used to run around with my uncles stuff on as a young teen 13/14. He encouraged me to go and use his army spade to dig a foxhole in his garden,l while wearing his full backpack. Gave me 30 minutes to dig it and even came out and inspected it after. Digging a hole while wearing the backpack was too much for me though lol

  • @jacobhansen6039
    @jacobhansen6039 4 года назад +157

    I've been accused of stolen valor before. I was in civi's and some guy mentioned something about Afghanistan and I corrected him. He called me a liar and i showed him my military ID card. The man literally said," so what does this prove?"
    I've also heard stories of vets being beat up or kicked out of restaurants because someone claimed they where stolen valor

    • @shogun5599
      @shogun5599 4 года назад +22

      I've been accused of stolen Valor by college kids who never served a day in their life.
      I just start laughing there's no reason to get mad you know what you did I know what I did I didn't ever expect to be thanked for it. And looky looky I'm not.

    • @ryanbales8116
      @ryanbales8116 4 года назад +10

      Some guy tried to pry information out of me once. He thought because his brother served that he knew everything. He was a chode.

    • @aaronsnitzer2596
      @aaronsnitzer2596 4 года назад +2

      I believe most people in these stolen valor videos are mentally ill.

    • @russmorgan7957
      @russmorgan7957 4 года назад +5

      Retired Army. Confronted once, not again. Drs said he'll be okay.

    • @russmorgan7957
      @russmorgan7957 4 года назад

      The reason was the cops d

  • @James-dtexTexas
    @James-dtexTexas 2 года назад +8

    I’ll be first to say that I never served due to medical disabilities ( club foot , flat footed ) but I did loose my best friend on his 3rd turn in Iraq to an IAD. These people.... I just don’t know what to think or say.
    Thank you to all the men and women who have served or are serving. God bless.

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 4 года назад +1365

    I know a lady who claims to be the first ever SF women. She also claims to have 16 Olympic Gold medals. Not even joking. She is also a millionaire with a mansion but forgot where her mansion is. Oh, and she was a heart surgeon. A very accomplished lady.
    Never met a person that lies like that until I met her a few months ago. So crazy.

    • @tikletik
      @tikletik 4 года назад +71

      there's people who lie to deceive, we hate those people b/c they are trying to get ahead by stealing. The best thing for that kind of person is a major correction letting them know there will be real and immediate consequences for their lies.
      Then there are people who lie because their reality is just too painful for them to accept. The lady you mentioned sounds like that type. Some of those people just need a lot of love, tough and otherwise.

    • @urmaker
      @urmaker 4 года назад +47

      @@tikletik I called her out one night and asked her if she really believed all that. She swore she did. We decided to never push the issue again. She obviously has something going on upstairs.

    • @theschwiftyman8840
      @theschwiftyman8840 4 года назад +2

      Ikr. You couldnt acomplish all that in a 100years

    • @xecute9455
      @xecute9455 4 года назад +1

      @@theschwiftyman8840 it’s possible, but a very slim chance, someone had many jobs, forgot what they were, then finally became an astronaut, I saw the RUclips video somewhere, can’t find it now

    • @frenchy6254
      @frenchy6254 4 года назад +9

      Is she single??🤔

  • @jaminsim5965
    @jaminsim5965 4 года назад +350

    "Where were you in Afghanistan?"
    "I was at the village."
    _"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"_

    • @taylorfranklin6537
      @taylorfranklin6537 4 года назад +18

      Let me narrow it down further... it was full of rubble

    • @paulsonbob6679
      @paulsonbob6679 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 4 года назад +15

      It was the one where they didn't want us there. Remember how much that one sucked?

    • @battlebae12
      @battlebae12 4 года назад

      Let me narrow it down for you, lol I wasn’t good at orienteering 😂

    • @zippolighter4903
      @zippolighter4903 4 года назад

      Micheal Drake It sucked more than the last one

  • @ridingriptide2644
    @ridingriptide2644 3 года назад +377

    I served with Sgt. Foley and the Army Rangers during the invasion of D.C.

    • @Jadedphuck
      @Jadedphuck 3 года назад +30

      A lot of good men lost that day

    • @MrBungled
      @MrBungled 3 года назад +12

      Sgt. Mick Foley will always be a legend in my eyes

    • @TrueFork
      @TrueFork 3 года назад +21

      I served on both Death Stars

    • @somefishdude6853
      @somefishdude6853 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @somefishdude6853
      @somefishdude6853 3 года назад +6

      PRICE SILO DOORS ARE OPENING *good*

  • @Fireball9394
    @Fireball9394 Год назад +6

    The kid in his brother’s uniform gets free pass! He is proud of his brother and just signed up…yea let him go!!!

  • @samhouston5217
    @samhouston5217 4 года назад +536

    Yea, leave that kid alone. He's so proud of his brother he joined up himself. and is wearing his brothers utilities cause he's probably excited! That vet was outa line IMO.

    • @ginnykifer965
      @ginnykifer965 4 года назад +5

      I'd do the same ngl, if u watch the whole video you would know.

    • @almighty__alan7160
      @almighty__alan7160 4 года назад +5

      yeah dat vet was ah dicc head

    • @Fatp1gtrollpig
      @Fatp1gtrollpig 4 года назад

      Are u being sarcastic

    • @Mclovin4Life
      @Mclovin4Life 4 года назад +6

      [][][]% I can agree with that, you never know someone’s story. As soon as you ask and they lie, absolutely lay into them about stolen valor

    • @3nthamornin
      @3nthamornin 4 года назад

      @[][][]% respect

  • @iamwaltwhite
    @iamwaltwhite 4 года назад +1747

    These guys are no better than Jesse trying to act like a first-rate cook.

    • @kenyanroadman8350
      @kenyanroadman8350 4 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bastard

    • @jaymcdude1291
      @jaymcdude1291 4 года назад +6

      I see what you did there 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @MikeHawkBeanz
      @MikeHawkBeanz 4 года назад +10

      Son of a bitch

    • @tonym2513
      @tonym2513 4 года назад +33

      HEY! He got within 3% of your purity, and matched your color flawlessly. Something no other cooks, even the scientists, were ever able to sniff.
      If you’ll recall, when you picked up Badger and Skinny Pete after they scared your old partners with the laser pointers, they told you they thought it WAS your shit. So slow your roll, MR WHITE!
      Magnets, bitch!!

    • @travisfiene2564
      @travisfiene2564 4 года назад +10

      I’m with Tony on this one Walter. You’re full of shit.

  • @nemesisbreakz
    @nemesisbreakz 4 года назад +768

    The kid wearing his brother's gear doesn't seem a threat to me. I think he just looks up to his brother.

    • @amandarios448
      @amandarios448 4 года назад +57

      He sounds pretty slow too.

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 4 года назад +15

      @@amandarios448 Private Pyle from FMJ sprung to mind.

    • @pabloramirez-tt1ys
      @pabloramirez-tt1ys 4 года назад +29

      as long as he is not asking for discounts or spectral treatment

    • @TheSixStringGuy
      @TheSixStringGuy 4 года назад +40

      I mean I played army when I was a kid with my uncles forest green army jacket...as long as he ain't in town trying to get discounts or acting like he served. Kids harmless

    • @alski200
      @alski200 4 года назад +7

      If it were me I would have told him to just be careful because it's a felony to impersonated a service member

  • @BetaBuxDelux
    @BetaBuxDelux Год назад +5

    Oprah at Christmas:
    “You’re a Ranger, you’re a Ranger… Everyone is a Ranger….”

  • @starwaveoutdoors
    @starwaveoutdoors 4 года назад +425

    "Put the flag on the chest so the enemy knows America is coming." That...was single handedly the dumbest answer I have ever heard.

    • @joost5345
      @joost5345 4 года назад +38

      I think it was comically inventive to be honest :D

    • @qw7154
      @qw7154 4 года назад +10

      The purple shoes was fake I don't understand how people didn't realize it. It was a person doing it just for the video

    • @einwindir7892
      @einwindir7892 4 года назад +4

      @@qw7154 it was so obvious from the first second

    • @droiddrei
      @droiddrei 4 года назад +5

      The frikin purple shoes that were issued for speed, ROFL!!!

    • @beardthebutcher8832
      @beardthebutcher8832 4 года назад +7

      The same guy who is walking the dog is the guy that’s filming on this one and the guy with the purple shoes is filming that one. These are definitely comical setups.

  • @kenb7264
    @kenb7264 4 года назад +500

    "I'm low profile." What a legend, lol.

    • @guygirard4274
      @guygirard4274 4 года назад +2

      Hahahaha yeah , he should be a boss in a video gamethat no one wants to play ot even a game that your him tryin not to get caught

    • @kspelldadezerteagle1
      @kspelldadezerteagle1 4 года назад +1

      Lmbao

    • @sniffilis7248
      @sniffilis7248 4 года назад +4

      @@kspelldadezerteagle1 lmao i heard this and died. im a corpsman but i remember all the solders i would see on profile at fort sam

    • @TrashMutt
      @TrashMutt 4 года назад

      He wasn’t wrong he’ll definitely be remembered for all the dumb shit he did

    • @QoraxAudio
      @QoraxAudio 4 года назад +1

      I bet his shoes were low profile.

  • @brangwain
    @brangwain 4 года назад +791

    This behavior is repulsive to me, as a veteran of the LEGO Battle of Endor.

    • @DudeMuscle
      @DudeMuscle 4 года назад +48

      I am a disabled and dismembered veteran of the battle of Geonosis.

    • @jamisonlynch6437
      @jamisonlynch6437 4 года назад +2

      69 likes, Nice 👍

    • @ImperadorLucius
      @ImperadorLucius 4 года назад +4

      i was in that battle too buddy, but then i took an arrow in the knee...

    • @thetin5957
      @thetin5957 4 года назад +1

      Can you stop hurting us. We no harm

    • @JP-cg9nk
      @JP-cg9nk 4 года назад +3

      Thank you for your service, us clone boys know what defeat feels like...jk we won the clone wars.

  • @0x777
    @0x777 2 года назад +16

    C'mon, the kid wearing his brother's uniform is not trying to steal something, he doesn't fool around or disrespect the uniform, if anything, it looks like he's proud of his brother and he's proud that he was accepted to serve.
    He didn't strut or pretend to be anything he's not, he didn't claim any valor.

  • @pillowbugg
    @pillowbugg 4 года назад +1086

    I was a door gunner on the space shuttle during Gettysburg...

    • @axolotl9522
      @axolotl9522 4 года назад +54

      Yo I was the pilot thank you for shooting all the aliens and red coats

    • @Mark-et6lq
      @Mark-et6lq 4 года назад +27

      Yo I was the guy in the toilet I appreciate you for having my back while I took a dump on them

    • @TheSixStringGuy
      @TheSixStringGuy 4 года назад +10

      I was the guy that forgot his belt and had to hang back on the chopper

    • @Mark-et6lq
      @Mark-et6lq 4 года назад +4

      @@TheSixStringGuy that must be a darn shame 😔

    • @TheSixStringGuy
      @TheSixStringGuy 4 года назад +5

      @@Mark-et6lq yeah, I missed the action ...i did give the returning troops some water though

  • @shanesawhutchison9255
    @shanesawhutchison9255 3 года назад +168

    That kid wearing his Brothers uni...I wouldn’t say anything.
    Cheers. 🇨🇦

  • @mightylad2197
    @mightylad2197 4 года назад +336

    “You wouldn’t be wearing those unless you’re on profile”
    “I’m low profile”
    Lol.

    • @02stampede
      @02stampede 4 года назад +4

      That was actually kind of slick. Lol

    • @mattburgess9439
      @mattburgess9439 4 года назад

      Profile was the guy who almost shot the Major in Heartbreak Ridge.

    • @AidenStewart-r6x
      @AidenStewart-r6x 4 года назад +4

      When he said "Airborne Leads The Way" I was like bruh its ranger lead the way.

    • @greatdude7279
      @greatdude7279 4 года назад +2

      The biggest plot twist is that the guy actually is a legit veteran.
      He is a veteran who ventured into comedy after the service and this was a skit on stolen valor videos because they are popular.

    • @apex9841
      @apex9841 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for the laugh man, i noticed too but it's funnier reading it

  • @rvail136
    @rvail136 2 года назад +4

    I served in the USMC. 16 months. Blew out my knees and was medically discharged. I was a "Remington Raider" admin clerk...I still get laughs from old school jarheads over that (prior to the 90's, all forms were filled out on a typerighter)...lol

  • @vectury0094
    @vectury0094 4 года назад +312

    I dont think its that big of a deal regarding the kid that wearing his brothers uniform. He admitted it of the bat and is not trying to gain anything from it. The others however, are absolutely despicable.

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  4 года назад +121

      that vet got pissed about nothing. as a kid i wore my grandpas stuff, granted i was like 8, but i never claimed to be a solider. it was pride in my family i suspect.

    • @tracemitchell2093
      @tracemitchell2093 4 года назад +59

      I think if you find the original video (don’t quote me but if I remember correctly) his brother was actually killed in the Middle East and I think more than anything he was just trying to cope and obviously need help more than anything.

    • @saintskillerdntfkwth
      @saintskillerdntfkwth 4 года назад +29

      @@tracemitchell2093 makes it even more justified to wear a uniform with this context

    • @Alturis01
      @Alturis01 4 года назад +2

      The American flag patch on his arm doesn’t look right though

    • @RapingDivinity
      @RapingDivinity 4 года назад +10

      That kid seemed like he might have been slow honestly.

  • @iusedtoliveinmymothergary9827
    @iusedtoliveinmymothergary9827 3 года назад +664

    That kid wearing his brother's gear seemed fairly slow. Probably should have just left him alone.

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 3 года назад +6

      No. He needs to be corrected. For you to act like "slow" people are too stupid to understand basic direction or decorum, shows how big of an asshole you are, to people that struggle with mental deficiencies...

    • @iusedtoliveinmymothergary9827
      @iusedtoliveinmymothergary9827 3 года назад +140

      @@654Crossman Shut your mouth ya whiny bitch.

    • @heinzkohl7739
      @heinzkohl7739 3 года назад +79

      @@654Crossman again, calm down, it's a kid who's hurting nobody. Stick and stones hurt my bones, but words are just words. Calm your nuts.

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 3 года назад +7

      @@heinzkohl7739 fuck off. Somebody trying to get recognition for the sacrifices of others, is called scamming. He knew better, and if not,he needed to be corrected. So calm your tits...

    • @heinzkohl7739
      @heinzkohl7739 3 года назад +43

      @@654Crossman legally not, so wrong, and I'm ok man, you're the one being a zealot for no reason. Kid is above the law hurting none. Facts don't care.

  • @brookejohanson1275
    @brookejohanson1275 3 года назад +233

    The young kid wearing his brother’s uniform was probably just excited since he just joined the military and wanted to wear his big brothers uniform!! It’s actually so sweet but I understand why people would take it wrong also.

    • @TheSoulcaliburking
      @TheSoulcaliburking 3 года назад +5

      I don't but I saw was a US soldier exacting authority over a US citizen on us soil during peacetime while there's no martial law that soldier that harassed that kid broke the law that is tantamount to treason

    • @TheSoulcaliburking
      @TheSoulcaliburking 3 года назад

      I've been in contact with fort Lannister about these videos.
      I spoke to a staff sergeant there who's supposed to be getting back to me this week.
      When I brought this to their attention they agreed with me on the law.
      so I think all these military guys that have been taking these videos are about to get arrested and they should be.

    • @CoreyandCrew
      @CoreyandCrew 3 года назад +12

      @@TheSoulcaliburking idk man some of those guys were losers lol. You might wanna try watching your friends die and knowing your friends died only for these goofballs to try and play like they know what you saw. I'm not a veteran so I cannot understand what it's like to have this kind of interaction.

    • @bigblue207
      @bigblue207 3 года назад +2

      @@CoreyandCrew the issue is these instances can very quickly reflect poorly on the service. The members of the special operations community are famously level headed and frequently described as “quiet professionals” which is a standard the rest of the service should emulate. Causing a great big scene and ruckus doesn’t do too much good and can actually do harm. I don’t doubt some members legitimately feel distress and anger at this disrespect and act accordingly, but you’d be foolish to say there’s not also a subset that say those things purely because they feel good and are trying to send the next viral stolen valor video up. Some of them might not ever have had friends die but say so because no one would question it and they’ve always wanted to be able to say something that dramatic. I promise it’s happened at least once before. It’s an appealing notion to publicly call someone out on their BS, it kind of elevates you and puts them in their place, but that ultimately roots from some kind of selfishness even if it is justified. I’d like to think the correct way to deal with a legitimate stolen valor encounter is to pull the person to the side privately and look them in the eye to express your displeasure. Not only would it generally positively reflect on the service since you’re not dragging random people into a big instance, it would be much more effective in putting the fear of God in them. Then the argument is “but they’ll just do it as soon as you walk away”, but really it’s not like they’re becoming a whole celebrity because of their lie. They’re affecting a tiny corner of the world and 90% of the time the people they lie to will just move on with their lives totally unaffected anyway. They know what they’re doing. I guess it’s just you don’t want to retroactively reflect badly on the people you’re claiming to avenge and honor the memory of by being a loud mouthed instigator. Any service member should act better than that.

  • @sojiiro109
    @sojiiro109 Год назад +2

    That guy's mission was so secret that he invaded Iran without congressional approval and the Iranians never even found out.

  • @t7mf
    @t7mf 4 года назад +221

    Hello, I’d like to dedicate this comment to my dad, he served in iraq and has been in the military for 20+ years, he is the nicest man I know and he is just a great guy, he never wears his uniform in public (he does at work) he never uses his veterans discount and he doesn’t brag about being in the military, he’s humble and just says “I did it because it had to be done”
    Love you dad.

    • @edward6749
      @edward6749 4 года назад +5

      If that’s the case then very well worded and a big thank you to your dad. I’ve come across too many entitled/arrogant ex military veterans in work and school that it’s left a bad taste in my mouth. I love to give everybody the benefit of the doubt and not judge a group by a few bad experiences, but it gets overwhelming.

    • @KingXCaesar
      @KingXCaesar 4 года назад +6

      @@edward6749 been out for 2 years now. Mother called me during 2020 to use my veterans discount. I was a little annoyed

    • @gavin8tor
      @gavin8tor 4 года назад +3

      💕this. Thank you for sharing.
      ~ just a public citizen.

    • @flapkatt6094
      @flapkatt6094 4 года назад +1

      RESPECT.

    • @justingrago8223
      @justingrago8223 4 года назад +1

      @@KingXCaesar my mother does that shit to me all the time, like is that 10% really worth it

  • @Ome99
    @Ome99 4 года назад +197

    “I’m low profile”
    I honestly want to thank that man for his service, he made me laugh really hard.
    10/10

    • @Chrinik
      @Chrinik 4 года назад +4

      Well the full video reveals this to be a joke...he kinda cut out the best part tho. It's one of my most favorite SV spoofs because of the ending.

  • @Minotaur-ey2lg
    @Minotaur-ey2lg 4 года назад +240

    Had a guy accuse my buddy of stolen valir for wearing his army vet dad’s raincoat. No patches, insignia, nothing. Wouldn’t know it was military issue unless you were in. So yeah, we even got some vets goin overboard lookin for trouble.

    • @leftyeh6495
      @leftyeh6495 4 года назад +27

      I just so happen to sometimes wear a BDU parka shell because it's in the boat. It happens to have my name, as my Dad retired and stuffed his cold weather gear in the boat.
      I also have damn near had to yell at people not to give me any special treatment because you can buy them at army surplus and wearing a camo rain jacket doesn't mean I'm a vet.

    • @thomascrabtree
      @thomascrabtree 4 года назад +14

      A lot of them aren't vets, just jealous people that happen to watch a few RUclips videos and want to cause trouble.

    • @brinsonharris9816
      @brinsonharris9816 4 года назад +7

      I like milsurp clothing because it’s rugged, durable and cheap, but no insignia and nothing current issue. Was wearing a German tropentarn (desert camo) jacket (w jeans, t-shirt and Reebok’s, not trying to look commando at all) and a lady thanked me for my service-I quickly told her I wasn’t a vet and it was an eBay score, but I’d pass on her thanks to the next vet I run into.

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 4 года назад

      @@thomascrabtree they aren't causing trouble if they're outing fakes, don't get it twisted

    • @brent6454
      @brent6454 4 года назад +3

      @@Ghosty716 If they are harassing people who aren't fakes then yes they are out looking for trouble. Which is what the OP was talking about.

  • @chrismarthaller1032
    @chrismarthaller1032 2 года назад +3

    "I'm low profile" 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣 that's my favorite lol

    • @tommy_noble
      @tommy_noble 15 дней назад

      The flag on his chest took me out

  • @TheDoctorJC
    @TheDoctorJC 4 года назад +618

    One guy told me he was a Marine. So I asked him what his MOS was. He said "Gunny". I asked him again and he said the same thing. Then I asked him if he was in the 4th Training Battalion in boot camp and he said "YES SIR!!" So I congratulated him on his sex change. That's the women's battalion.

    • @TheDoctorJC
      @TheDoctorJC 4 года назад +52

      @Jason Voorhees too close to home?

    • @TheDoctorJC
      @TheDoctorJC 4 года назад +29

      @Jason Voorhees don't worry about it, Cobra. We all know that's something someone in 69th Battalion's PCP would say.

    • @TheDoctorJC
      @TheDoctorJC 4 года назад +11

      @Jason Voorhees takes one to know one.
      Space Adventure Cobra was great.

    • @xakirax_8864
      @xakirax_8864 4 года назад

      Haha good one

    • @ricpar61711
      @ricpar61711 4 года назад +1

      I heard they are integrated now! I was indian Company 3rd battalion at Parris Island..

  • @NamelesN
    @NamelesN 3 года назад +2192

    I heard a 20 year old guy that said he served in Vietnam. I laughed so hard

    • @skorgezagreat2462
      @skorgezagreat2462 3 года назад +145

      Sounds like he was bullshitting you to get a rise out of you

    • @nayten0324
      @nayten0324 3 года назад +155

      @Johnny Dong sperm soldier

    • @SomeoneSomewhere-x6b
      @SomeoneSomewhere-x6b 3 года назад +131

      @Johnny Dong Bro, the Vietnam War is more than 50 years ago. His dad's balls probably hadn't even dropped.

    • @nemohoes8707
      @nemohoes8707 3 года назад +26

      Cool story you want a cookie?

    • @aczeartk7032
      @aczeartk7032 3 года назад +46

      My man was straight up serving from his papa's balls

  • @alxndrmzksm8387
    @alxndrmzksm8387 3 года назад +468

    I served in the Walmart national guard, our main job was to keep Karens out of the store

  • @konrik6180
    @konrik6180 6 месяцев назад +3

    6:45 “Staff sergeant? He’s calling his staff sergeant? Why is he calling his staff sergeant staff sergeant if he’s already a staff sergeant?” 😂

    • @israeljaimes8309
      @israeljaimes8309 2 месяца назад

      "That makes much sense. Here it is, STOLEN VALOR AT ITS FINEST!" Bro in the fake ass uniform knew he was caught red handed and he still claim that he's a "staff sergeant" 😂

  • @mattmatthews1398
    @mattmatthews1398 2 года назад +429

    When I graduated from marine boot camp I felt awkward having to fly home in my uniform. Many service members and veterans avoid wearing uniform in public besides special ceremonial events. It amazes me how most of these people can be able to show off their uniform in public when they haven't even earned it.

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  2 года назад +101

      i agree. i hated flying in alphas. i am humble and as a young boot i did not feel i deserved any attention, then after desert storm it was even worse with the nice but unneeded thanks.

    • @280StJohnsPl
      @280StJohnsPl 2 года назад +16

      In 1968 we all traveled in our Class "A"s....the airports, railroad and bus stations were full of guys in uniform

    • @jamesgarner5782
      @jamesgarner5782 2 года назад +15

      Same. Somebody tried to call me out once while I was traveling in uniform. I just showed him my military ID and all was good. That was 30 years ago and I still feel weird about it.

    • @Theredmeep852
      @Theredmeep852 2 года назад +5

      Yeah I've honestly only seen E fuzzies straight out of boot camp wearing a uniform in public.
      Honestly the only time I think other than coming from Basic to AIT where I've worn my uniform in public was at a Five Guy's right off post cause I was really fuckin hungry and didn't feel like changing after getting released lol.

    • @atralik7403
      @atralik7403 2 года назад +13

      Step 1: Change into civvies
      Step 2: Be comfortable for the rest of your flight

  • @davidbrayshaw3529
    @davidbrayshaw3529 3 года назад +88

    I served in McDonald's. Got through my basic training and was shipped straight out to the front line. I still remember that bicycle ride, everything felt so surreal.
    I wondered if I'd survive but after my first few encounters, I just didn't care anymore. It would be four long hours before I'd see my family again. I still remember the look on my father's face when I walked through the door. Tears were welling in his eyes. His football team was three goals down with only minutes to go in the final game of the season.
    Mum was crying too. She was peeling onions. My girlfriend had left me for a guy from KFC. I was heartbroken.
    I did over 150 tours of McDonald's. Most of it deployed to Dandenong, just outside of Melbourne, Australia. I also saw duty in Ferntree Gully and a final stint in Elizabeth st. while I was at Uni.
    I can still here Johnny's screams after he burnt himself on the edge of the deep fryer. Well, not really screams, more just an "ouch". It was at that time I started drinking, on my eighteenth birthday but didn't really like it. I also got my license and bought a used car with the money I'd saved.
    I don't mention it often but I received six crewmember of the months awards while I was there.
    Upon completing Uni I received an honorable discharge. I felt so alone, McDonalds offered me no support at all despite my relentless duty.
    That was fifteen years ago but it feels just like yesterday. I've moved on with my life now but sometimes I still go and put on my old uniform, the grey pants, striped shirt and the hat with "m" embroidered in gold letters on it. I drag my old bike out of the garage and ride down to the local golden arches.
    People can tell I'm the real deal, they know I'm a veteran and when they ask me what units I served in I proudly tell them "customer service, deep fryer and drive through".
    I've never seen anyone trying to pass themselves off as a Macca's veteran. I don't know what I'd do if I did.
    As for trying to pass yourself off as someone who faced death and disfigurement while serving their country, that's a dog act. To those that have served their country and come face to face with these clowns, I congratulated your restraint if you haven't clocked them.

    • @genesisdonato5547
      @genesisdonato5547 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @zander1210
      @zander1210 3 года назад +4

      Thank you for your service🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @trumpinatoromm5393
      @trumpinatoromm5393 3 года назад +2

      Ty for your comment sir! I mean service! Lmao

    • @davidbrayshaw3529
      @davidbrayshaw3529 3 года назад +3

      Thank you all for your kind support. For a long time I couldn't speak about my experiences but through counselling and I guess, the passage of time, my psychological torment has slowly subsided.
      For a while there I simply couldn't face reality. You are trained to hate the enemy but you end up hating yourself.
      I faced several encounters that could have turned out much worse than they did.
      Pickle ambush's were common but training and instinct gave us the tools that we needed to deal with it. I'll never forget one night though, I had my back to the shop floor, a pickle came flying past my left ear and hit the wall in front of me where it stuck like glue. I turned around but I couldn't identify the enemy, they all looked the same. I picked up a clean cloth and tended to the wall. Fortunately the wall was uninjured but I couldn't stop thinking that it could have been me.
      My duty manager witnessed the whole thing unfold but was powerless to stop the assault. My faith in humanity was defeated when I later learned that these treacherous assailants were just children of perhaps thirteen or fourteen years old. How could children become like this?
      I learned to deal with these attacks, I was no longer scared of them, I was scared of what I'd become. The enemy was still the same but somehow I had changed.
      I can talk about this now but it's taken a long time.
      My lowest point came late one night. A gentleman walked up to the counter. His reddened eyeballs were barely visible behind his sagging eyelids, his speech was slow and deliberate but rather indecisive. Time seemed to stand still while I waited for his order. His lips started to move and in a dulcet tone he said "Give us five Big Macs, will ya, mate, cheers".
      I was no longer a man, I was a machine. My training and now years of experience kicked in and I quickly responded with "Would you like fries and a Sundae with that"?
      "And two large fries, a chocolate sundae and a chocolate thick shake" was all that he said.
      "Dine in or take away", I asked.
      "Eat in, cheers", he responded.
      I placed his order on a tray and watched him shuffle to a nearby table. He was alone.
      That night I watched an innocent man take five Big Macs, two large fries, a Sundae and a Thick Shake to the stomach and I was the one responsible for the deadly assault. I've learned to accept it but I know that I have to live with that picture in my mind forever.
      I got out after that.
      Yes, my side won. The obesity epidemic was well underway in Australia and my side was hailed as victorious. I didn't feel like a winner though and I still don't.
      There was media scrutiny but I ignored it. Who reads Diabetic Monthly anyway.
      To everyone that has replied thankyou for your support. And to those that have truly served their country, thankyou for yours.

    • @davidbrayshaw3529
      @davidbrayshaw3529 3 года назад +2

      @@CyrissK I'm thinking about it. It might help others struggling to get their lives back together. What do you think of the working title "Full Macca Jacket"?

  • @kyrk2112
    @kyrk2112 4 года назад +493

    The kid wearing his brothers uniform wasn't a stolen valor issue. He just wanted to emulate his brother.

    • @nickjones6790
      @nickjones6790 3 года назад +61

      Some of these guys get carried away if they see someone in camouflage clothing.

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 3 года назад +11

      He was old enough to understand that it is not acceptable. I gave my little sister a NWU, when I was a sailor. I ripped off all the name tapes and other stuff. Everything but the ACE. She never wore it around public. She knew better...

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 3 года назад +6

      @@nickjones6790 so they can start dressing as police or firemen, when they see REAL first responders around? I bet you're on of those people that would let their brat throw a tantrum at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier...

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 3 года назад +7

      @Don’t get Banned! it doesn't happen, because REAL vets know the jargon and have the experience, to carry conversation. I have only had one person question me, and it was because I was so young. As soon as I told him about my service, we had a good conversation. That's how it works, when you're not a lying moron...

    • @JamesMerlaut
      @JamesMerlaut 3 года назад +4

      @@654Crossman These guys think they all come in, guns blazing for these guys.
      What they don't realise is questions get asked, and that vets have no problem answering them... except in certain cases.
      For instance a guy at the pub once asked my dad where he had been deployed in the past; my dad said he couldn't answer that.
      I know for a fact my dad served in the ADF, because I grew up around military bases and pubs my whole childhood... which means only one thing

  • @GallacticReactions
    @GallacticReactions Год назад +2

    Someone needs to put out a book, "How to Steal Valor for Dummies." They'd make a fortune. Plus, people who buy it can even use their military discount.

  • @EdwardRatliff
    @EdwardRatliff 4 года назад +268

    I just don’t understand why someone would actually do this. The cringe level is so fucking high I can’t even imagine doing something like this.

    • @LegendofLaw
      @LegendofLaw 3 года назад +2

      LMFAO. Right?!

    • @jack_of_all_trades_master_none
      @jack_of_all_trades_master_none 3 года назад +3

      I've done it to a few self proclaimed Navy Seals. Really blocked a dude from a piece of tail one night. He had every woman in the bar believing him. I called him out on it. Replied with a damn year and a Buds class that was waaaay before he was even born

    • @Papertrayle
      @Papertrayle 3 года назад

      people who insecure

  • @kb4121
    @kb4121 4 года назад +172

    A lot of theses guys fought in the battle of Best Buy on Black Friday.

    • @MichaelsExplorations
      @MichaelsExplorations 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @therealshrimpfr
      @therealshrimpfr 4 года назад +1

      I remember that. It was a massacre. They opened the gates... oh God... the screams... I was barely able to make it out alive...

  • @damianmarques7145
    @damianmarques7145 4 года назад +323

    The purple shoe guy I was laughing the whole time

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  4 года назад +83

      fake skit or not he sure was funny AF

    • @davids5707
      @davids5707 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 4 года назад +5

      I heard they were rolling out the tactical Crocks,lol

    • @matthewmctamney5267
      @matthewmctamney5267 4 года назад +4

      The purple shoes guy is a skit. He is funny though!

    • @schmikemilok
      @schmikemilok 4 года назад +4

      IM LOW PROFILE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @David1234hi
    @David1234hi Год назад +6

    My neighbor told me he was in the army and all he did was black ops but his missions were so classified that not just the missions are blacked out his missions were so secretive if you run his name it won't show he was ever in the military

  • @TheAveryusmc
    @TheAveryusmc 4 года назад +209

    I pretended I was military too, always happened on October 31 every year. Then when I turned 18 I made it real.

    • @joselaranov17
      @joselaranov17 4 года назад +1

      The funny thing is I enlisted into the TXARNG (12N) on Halloween and everyone working at MEPS was wearing a costume. I plan on going active after I graduate from college or when my contract is up.

  • @jeremyallen505
    @jeremyallen505 4 года назад +177

    "Only way you can wear those shoes with the ACUs is if you're on profile."
    "I'm low profile."
    DAWG.

    • @serpent645
      @serpent645 4 года назад +1

      Doesn't matter what kind of a profile they had, I'd NEVER allow one of my subordinates to wear purple footwear.

    • @PhinAI
      @PhinAI 4 года назад +1

      @@serpent645, I don't know about that. Some medical equipment is pretty oddly colored. Rofl....

    • @cdc194
      @cdc194 4 года назад +1

      @@serpent645 yup, I was on a soft shoe profile and same rule applied to PT footwear, gray or white only.

    • @davidpacheco5796
      @davidpacheco5796 4 года назад +1

      Can anyone tell me what the love affair is with the marine corps and new balance?

    • @alexulloa18
      @alexulloa18 3 года назад

      It's a skit. In the full video he gets a call from "Obama" and the guy recording pretends he's talking to Obama as well.

  • @johnbonargo929
    @johnbonargo929 4 года назад +383

    “only way you wear those is if you’re on profile”
    “I’m low profile”
    bruh

    • @matthewbarnard9067
      @matthewbarnard9067 4 года назад +25

      Honestly, pretty good come back lol. I thought it was pretty funny

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 4 года назад +1

      10:07 WUWTSM? Special Purple Shoe mission. Top Secret. 10:58 Airborne leads the way!

    • @greenjebadiah
      @greenjebadiah 4 года назад

      100% sure this one was staged

    • @alexulloa18
      @alexulloa18 3 года назад

      It's a skit. In the full video he gets a call from "Obama" and the guy recording pretends he's talking to Obama as well.

  • @martynwestone1
    @martynwestone1 2 года назад +2

    HA HA Hilarious, the guy with purple trainers lolololol..🤣

  • @Azhan.J777
    @Azhan.J777 4 года назад +418

    That one kid was just looking up to his brother.

    • @louisecarpenter1741
      @louisecarpenter1741 4 года назад +20

      @@NX_CTRL by the looks of things he was in his front yard

    • @malewalrus877
      @malewalrus877 4 года назад +6

      My thoughts would go that maybe the kids got a bad home life. He's saying he has no clean clothes and seems a little slow.

    • @reileyb
      @reileyb 4 года назад +12

      As some one who has a younger sibling with learning disabilities this is what I see, he appears to have learning disabilities and is mentally significantly younger and doesn't fully understand everything that other people his age do understand. Also the kid is definitely just in his neighborhood, not bothering anyone. Leave him alone.

  • @TheAndrei40
    @TheAndrei40 3 года назад +227

    As a veteran of the Great Meme War this makes me sick.

  • @kennethbrynleyjohnsweet4252
    @kennethbrynleyjohnsweet4252 3 года назад +650

    Idiot : "We wear the flag on the front so the enemy can see us coming"
    Enemy sharpshooter: "thank you for your service."

    • @Keepitpushnn
      @Keepitpushnn 3 года назад +5

      😂

    • @AceyOs
      @AceyOs 3 года назад

      When your 1000 yards away with the flag on the front (enemy sniper) “time for you to parish”

    • @synthwavecat96
      @synthwavecat96 3 года назад +2

      Don't gotta worry with Single Shot Freddy firing at you twice and hour.

    • @itisjustacomment
      @itisjustacomment 3 года назад

      @SHADOW COMPANY I was thinking that. I just wrote a comment saying 'that's not real '

    • @tjdefelice8228
      @tjdefelice8228 3 года назад

      my thoughts, exactly
      Lt Dan needs to smack him. Enemy snipers just waiting for the chance to take em out

  • @HellHoundzProductions
    @HellHoundzProductions 2 года назад +2

    that guy at 13 mins made me lol hard after you brought up the "gimmie" ribbons, and him saying "accomplishments" i got four ribbons because i went to Korea, and got out as an E4 with one contract....so how are you in that kinda unit, and only have 3 lol.

  • @microsoftpowerpoint3039
    @microsoftpowerpoint3039 4 года назад +276

    I served in the Covenant war.
    What rank?
    Grunt.

  • @fredspurlin8216
    @fredspurlin8216 2 года назад +156

    As a Marine vet I am not bothered by kids or those with the minds of children playing dress up or wearing parts of uniforms. It's the ones scamming that really piss me off.

    • @RCenal
      @RCenal Год назад +1

      Absolutely

    • @Harshstew21
      @Harshstew21 7 месяцев назад +6

      When my dad was in the army my mom got me and my brothers kid version of the army outfit and it was the coolest things

    • @ToiletWarrior27
      @ToiletWarrior27 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Harshstew21what

    • @Harshstew21
      @Harshstew21 2 месяца назад

      @@ToiletWarrior27 a kid's version of the outfit to dress up in

    • @TheHullmet
      @TheHullmet Месяц назад

      No one cares. Military is for people with nowhere else to go. Its just a shitty uniform.

  • @Komyeta
    @Komyeta 4 года назад +326

    I'm a Combat Veteran, I served in MW Trilogy and Black Ops Trilogy, right now Activision calls me to fight the Al-Qatala Forces

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 4 года назад +5

      I spent 10 yrs in Nam. Fought KGB agents

    • @justina9914
      @justina9914 4 года назад +14

      I'm am a combat veteran too, I served in Operation Rapid Sunder in Verdansk

    • @lemingoyt3814
      @lemingoyt3814 4 года назад +1

      Jaumaster 69 lol

    • @Komyeta
      @Komyeta 4 года назад +3

      Yet, Nobody thank me for my services?

    • @jojivisual5572
      @jojivisual5572 4 года назад +3

      Thank you for your service

  • @rolandb2108
    @rolandb2108 Год назад +1

    One thing though, the Soviets in Afghanistan did have some of their guys wear sneakers because the boots made too much noise on rocks and weren’t very good for the mountains.

  • @ncrranger8925
    @ncrranger8925 3 года назад +245

    I served in afgiraqistan in the 69th gothboy division. Was stationed in the corrisont area. Ya those vc really did a number on us.

  • @pumagamer5562
    @pumagamer5562 4 года назад +546

    I was a soldier in world war 1. I still remember my F-35 getting shot down back in 1739.

    • @unitedstatesofamerica3223
      @unitedstatesofamerica3223 4 года назад +27

      I remember a battle I was in just a few years back in 1467, rough times.

    • @Moto_Moments_
      @Moto_Moments_ 4 года назад +1

      Cap🤡

    • @Nepheson
      @Nepheson 4 года назад +11

      Nani Dahal if you didn’t realize they were joking your the 🤡 clearly no one can live to th wage of 300 fucking years old

    • @kodaair9958
      @kodaair9958 4 года назад +2

      Rook lol he said cap as a joke moron

    • @kodaair9958
      @kodaair9958 4 года назад +1

      Rook your the stupid one😂

  • @KP_Nation
    @KP_Nation 4 года назад +268

    That dude with the flag in his chest took the show for me.

    • @vernonharley
      @vernonharley 4 года назад +17

      It was a skit

    • @jesseknox9322
      @jesseknox9322 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I didnt serve, but even I know... that's not how you wear the flag lol I know that much

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 года назад +10

      11:49 *100% a skit*

    • @quenta.sential8845
      @quenta.sential8845 4 года назад +1

      I couldn’t stop laughing on this one!🤣😂

    • @JoeBidensIsRetarded
      @JoeBidensIsRetarded 4 года назад +3

      it was a military guy making fun of other videos

  • @RyanHoodStompsKittens
    @RyanHoodStompsKittens 2 месяца назад +1

    My Dad is a disabled veteran and he says that if you're a real veteran, the VA will provide to housing and food. He says to give them zero sympathy.

  • @TheMightyMana
    @TheMightyMana 4 года назад +472

    As a Veterinarian, i find this highly confusing.

  • @dbt5110
    @dbt5110 4 года назад +228

    One guy said his MOS was green berett. And his rank was a marines. Served in the Pearl Harbor war.

    • @SakoGone
      @SakoGone 4 года назад +1

      DBT de oppressor liber

    • @miken_ike0284
      @miken_ike0284 4 года назад +15

      It's true, I served with him as a delta operator, my MOS is seal team 6

    • @eugenebach5421
      @eugenebach5421 4 года назад +2

      This comment is stolen from stolen valor's valor.

    • @zechariahtaylor6341
      @zechariahtaylor6341 4 года назад +2

      Dude the pearl harbor war was terrible i served in it even tho I'm 11 i was a elite marine ranger seal team 6 and my seargents name was Jackson

    • @dbt5110
      @dbt5110 4 года назад

      Eugene Bach I didn’t steal it lol

  • @georgemartin1436
    @georgemartin1436 4 года назад +110

    Almost blew coffee out my nose when "Purple-Shoe" said the shoes were required because he has to be so fast..

    • @crossblue24
      @crossblue24 4 года назад +1

      Dude that shit made me fkn cry 🤣😭🤣. I shoulda been stationed where he and the other people shoe fkrs where at! Sounds like a party.

    • @AniimA
      @AniimA 4 года назад

      same

    • @benmancini78
      @benmancini78 4 года назад +2

      It’s staged

    • @miracleblk
      @miracleblk 4 года назад +1

      @@benmancini78 Thank you. How does anyone not see that. He was trying hard not to laugh. Shit made me laugh 🤣

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 4 года назад

      Meep meep!

  • @jecs2123
    @jecs2123 Год назад +1

    Joker - A real Ranger will never take off his hard earned tab

  • @Strychnia
    @Strychnia 4 года назад +118

    Dude said “I’m low profile - my unit does it different”
    I’m done. Goddamn.

    • @tentacledood5784
      @tentacledood5784 4 года назад +6

      He's just built different

    • @Sebastian-gj9tc
      @Sebastian-gj9tc 4 года назад +1

      @@tentacledood5784 i was just gona say that 🤣

    • @xjc1069x
      @xjc1069x 4 года назад

      That guy made me crack up, 😆. Semper Fi 😈s!

  • @gordonneverdies
    @gordonneverdies 3 года назад +370

    11:42 “We wear it in the front so they know America is on its way." Lmfao I'm dyin

  • @unstablephotons9746
    @unstablephotons9746 4 года назад +358

    I was a medic in TF2

    • @DmpstrPirate
      @DmpstrPirate 4 года назад +17

      I was p3 lvl 50 on mw3 4000 kills confirmed my guy what up

    • @shaquille.oatmeal1812
      @shaquille.oatmeal1812 4 года назад +13

      I was in a tank division in battlefield 5

    • @jordantaylor789
      @jordantaylor789 4 года назад +10

      Airborne 69th division WWII

    • @UnchartedThoughtsMusic
      @UnchartedThoughtsMusic 4 года назад +11

      *I was a french intelligence agent in TF2 as well, we were armed with only a knife facing enemies with miniguns, our MREs out in the field was cigarettes and a baguette*

    • @solosick4172
      @solosick4172 4 года назад +3

      What's your MOS then???

  • @JLCarbajal
    @JLCarbajal Год назад +2

    Unless they are trying to get into a military base or recruiting office and start barking orders or stand up during a lets thank all veterans, please stand kinda moment. Just look at it like a costume 😂

  • @wolfofrhodeislandx7462
    @wolfofrhodeislandx7462 3 года назад +332

    I dont think that poor kid wearing his brothers utilitys was a big deal he wasnt claiming to be a veteran he just signed up and had zero clean clothes

    • @GreyMatterHuman
      @GreyMatterHuman 3 года назад +36

      I know that guy was a true douche

    • @kd5you1
      @kd5you1 3 года назад +21

      I don't buy this zero clean clothes idea because even if that uniform was his brother's, out of all of his brother's clothes he chose that one. Even so, I don't wait until all of my clothes are dirty to do laundry.

    • @unspokentruths6416
      @unspokentruths6416 3 года назад +68

      @@kd5you1 he probably just idolized his brother, I think that was just a dumb kid that took it too far.

    • @industrialengineer645
      @industrialengineer645 3 года назад +27

      I agree. The kid was probably a bit excited about joining up. Give him a break....when I was a kid I wore fatigues a lot...then I joined a couple of times.

    • @anthonydaniels9199
      @anthonydaniels9199 3 года назад +3

      I feel kind of bad for him, but he was definitely out of line. Definitely not stolen valor, but a little bullshitty.
      That's from someone who's never enlisted.. not that I didn't try

  • @LateNightHalo
    @LateNightHalo 3 года назад +402

    I think what surprised me most about his reactions are how... leveled and thoughtful he is.
    I was expecting anger and judgment but he carefully and calmly analyzed each clip and empathized with all involved in each clip

    • @xbassault9819
      @xbassault9819 3 года назад +5

      Hello what are you doing here 🤣

    • @hex6460
      @hex6460 3 года назад +10

      That's why I love this man, he's one boomer that has my respect and I look up to.

    • @AyStar
      @AyStar 3 года назад +1

      Fancy seeing you here LNG

    • @drewmckinney7843
      @drewmckinney7843 3 года назад +10

      He seems a little older and smarter, though this is not always the case(like Mattis who likes brawling or something). There are a few psychological reasons why people steal valor outside of criminality/financial reasons(which can also be circumstantial if understood), including admiration and desire for belonging. All are sad, it's cheesy to see veterans waste their time shouting "stolen valor, ima beat him up" but despite being good people not all are what you might call.. deep thinkers. Have to accept all people for what they are, successes and flaws.

    • @ningkon3787
      @ningkon3787 3 года назад +6

      He's a marine, not a monster.

  • @tjmac6339
    @tjmac6339 4 года назад +182

    Stolen valour people should get enlisted for a 3 year mandatory service

    • @TheWeirdlyenough
      @TheWeirdlyenough 4 года назад +20

      I really dont want these guys with me during basic. In fact, stolen valor usually comes from folks who got kicked out during meps or bct but never turned down a "thanks for service" from a civilian anyway. The guys who take it a step further by putting on these non authorized uniforms are a "special" case. Then again, I couldnt think of a better punishment than putting them through meps to give them a taste of military bs. If they want the reward without the work, we give them the work without the reward.

    • @michaelwier1222
      @michaelwier1222 4 года назад +2

      Run them through Basic till they cry.

    • @seankelly7211
      @seankelly7211 4 года назад +2

      I agree! Arrest them and give THEM the choice of either three years mandatory service (on permanent KP)...or time in Levenworth Military Prison! The penalty for Stolen Valour should be severe, in order to discourage others that might want to try it! "YOU 'talked the talk'...well NOW you`re going to 'walk the walk'!"

    • @mauriceorayii2964
      @mauriceorayii2964 4 года назад

      They should go to jail.

    • @refresh77
      @refresh77 4 года назад

      They should do 3 years of basic training!

  • @Wolf_Fields
    @Wolf_Fields Год назад +1

    im in jrotc and dont know much but at 13:00 obliviously nameplate is supposed to go on the right and also the ribbons on the left and patchs are supposed to go on the sides, this is legit the biggest mistake that anyone could make in jrotc

  • @BrandonAB64
    @BrandonAB64 4 года назад +366

    Words cannot express how much I despise and hate stolen valour. It's disgusting - people give up their lives to wear the uniform and serve their nation.

    • @akimi2003
      @akimi2003 4 года назад +6

      Not just giving up their lives literally too. I don’t think a lot of people understand just how much personal freedom people have to sacrifice while they’re in. I’ve never served myself, but one of my best friends is in the Guard full time and certain times of the year he puts in crazy hours, and he hasn’t even been deployed yet. I’ve got a lot of respect for folks who are willing to give up so much of their personal time just to be in.

    • @BrandonAB64
      @BrandonAB64 4 года назад +4

      @@akimi2003 100% its not for everyone! It takes alot of resiliency and courage and you have these scum bags making a damn mockery of the uniform!

    • @Ibonic
      @Ibonic 4 года назад +3

      Fuck stolen valor. You NEVER see people trying to claim they're just a grunt. They're always something over the damn top and some high speed operator 🤣
      Funniest one was a dude who worked at a gas station locally who claimed to have gone to PI for "SEAL training" LOL.
      So fuckin dumb. Fuck these guys.

    • @addieloveswheelies5672
      @addieloveswheelies5672 4 года назад +2

      I feel a nauseous feeling when it happens I find it really upsetting. Although I never served I come from a military family and my ex-husband was in the military I've also had a old Marine roommate he has the most insane stories. He served in Vietnam as a machine gunner in 67 68 and I know the stories that he chooses to tell me are the tame ones. It also took him years of knowing me before he told me about it.
      I don't repeat them because that's like his stuff to share if he wants to but rest assured it's horrible what he had to see as an 18 and 19 year old Grunt in Vietnam. He didn't get physically injured but it changed the way he thought and how he was able to communicate with others forever. It's really disturbing that there would be people out there that would want to like poach his and all vets experience (for lack of a better articulation).

    • @tonym2513
      @tonym2513 4 года назад +2

      It’s a low life kind of thing to do, but as long as it’s not someone just egregiously taking advantage of something due to the uniform, I’m not going to freak out and chase anyone into traffic or scream in the mall.
      Not that I’m judging.
      Edit: for clarity, I’m totally judging the valor thieves, not the people who choose to react to it loudly or whatever.

  • @Ean9881
    @Ean9881 4 года назад +137

    I was in a bar once with my brother in law when he saw a guy from high school he hadn’t seen in years, he asks how he’s been and the guys reply was “well, 3 tours in Afghanistan and 2 bullet holes later, I found my way back home!” He said he was Navy which doesn’t exclude being shot but perked my ears. I asked him what part of Afghanistan and he responded he’d been all over. So I named off some fire bases and he assured me he’d been to them. Anyone who’s been to Kandahar knows the airport, it’s a very unique looking building, so I asked him what the airport looked like and his response was “just destruction, complete war zone!”. Then I asked where he’d been shot, he pulled up his shirt and said “you won’t see any scars, my girlfriend is a plastic surgeon and she removed all the scarring” I just walked away

  • @huswsimonbla
    @huswsimonbla 4 года назад +723

    The boy wearing his brothers uniform isnt really stealing valor I would say. Felt kinda sorry for him.

    • @halcionkoenig243
      @halcionkoenig243 4 года назад +78

      In that particular regard, the vet should have just let the kid walk, and warned him against wearing the uniform in public.

    • @vetren23
      @vetren23 4 года назад +19

      Probably shouldn't have been wearing it but so long as he did actually sign up who cares.

    • @huswsimonbla
      @huswsimonbla 4 года назад +48

      @@halcionkoenig243 Yeah he could have used the chance to teach him something in a respectful manner and not snap like that. Welp too late now.

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 4 года назад +15

      @@huswsimonbla yea now that guy has a negative opinion probrably about vets unfortunately

    • @ivx8345
      @ivx8345 4 года назад +33

      That dude seemed like he is just a bit slow, should have taken it easy on him.

  • @odtuhan
    @odtuhan Год назад +1

    10:15 theres no way that is not a skit 😂😂😂

  • @mr.niceguy777
    @mr.niceguy777 4 года назад +403

    The guy who follows people around and exposed a lot of guys from being fake navy seals is hilarious.

    • @coltonss1117
      @coltonss1117 4 года назад +40

      Don shipley is that the guy

    • @kimkrisnron
      @kimkrisnron 4 года назад +6

      @@coltonss1117 he is pretty funny.

    • @MajesticDemonLord
      @MajesticDemonLord 4 года назад +6

      FormerBuds131

    • @kbdarnall
      @kbdarnall 4 года назад

      why bother?

    • @panzerlieb
      @panzerlieb 4 года назад +2

      Here’s a funny story about that. When I was in the navy I was deployed overseas. As a lowly E-3 the navy has a tradition of assigning you to “temporary duties” that have nothing to do with your ratings. Anyway, one of my temporary assignments was as duty driver. Basically a free taxi driver for special personnel visiting our base. Very often the special personnel were SEAL teams.
      From just my limited exposure to actual SEAL team members I gained a fairly good idea of who is and who is not a SEAL. Just to qualify I am not nor have ever been a SEAL. I don’t have it in me. But, I can identify it in those that do and for actual SEAL team members it must stick out like a sore thumb whether you’ve been a SEAL or not.
      Moving on a couple of years, I served my enlistment and was honorably discharged. After separation, I decided to go to college. And wouldn’t you know it, in one of my first classes, I ran into a individual that claimed to be a SEAL. From the very first moment he opened his mouth I could tell he was a class “A” bullshiter and had never been in the SEALs. I proceeded to let him know that he was full of shit and for the remainder of the year, till he transferred elsewhere, I had to deal with his “dirty go to hell” looks, lol. Which is fair, because I looked at him with contempt every time I saw him.

  • @aaronmund5120
    @aaronmund5120 4 года назад +391

    Three questions to know if someone is legit.
    - who were you with
    - where were you stationed
    - whats your MOS
    I had one guy i work with say he was black opps and went to PI. He complained about the hills.
    One drunk guy outside a gas station failed question 1 by saying he was a Marine with 101st Airborne.
    One homeless guy answered everything correctly so I gave hime some beer money.

    • @miradics3988
      @miradics3988 4 года назад +4

      I mean im preety sure real soldiers dosen't pocket their hand. They would had learned this.

    • @pepelepar515
      @pepelepar515 4 года назад +7

      Gaming Kornel actually when I was on active duty in the Marine Corps, that was one of our biggest issues w U.S. ARMY soldiers. Many would stand around w their nasty hands on their nasty pockets, wrinkled uniforms, Irish pennants, just completely unsat

    • @mannie1952
      @mannie1952 4 года назад +10

      If a pretend sailor ask for "rating" rather than "MOS."

    • @miradics3988
      @miradics3988 4 года назад

      @@pepelepar515 How this happened? How this went whit out punishment?!

    • @pepelepar515
      @pepelepar515 4 года назад +6

      Gaming Kornel The ARMY has lower standards than the Marine Corps. Leadership does it so the junior soldiers do it. If a Marine is caught w his hands in his pockets, son, it’s gonna be a looong day for him. I saw ARMY medical officers chewing gum at Fort Sam Houston. We were there for them to train using us as wounded casualties. The level of discipline and accountability is much much higher in the Corps.

  • @JarJarBinks123
    @JarJarBinks123 4 года назад +414

    They’ll never know it’s America if the flag is on the chest

    • @devilshamblin1950
      @devilshamblin1950 4 года назад +2

      Ya, because America wears it on the right shoulder not the chest, (unless it's the black combat flag on some vests)

    • @devilshamblin1950
      @devilshamblin1950 4 года назад +1

      @@exerrayl9947 lol

    • @ryansoprano5858
      @ryansoprano5858 4 года назад +1

      That was a skit

    • @xotwodty
      @xotwodty 4 года назад +2

      Meesa Jar Jar Binks, yousa is one smart one. Thesa stolen valor is in big doodoo dis time.

    • @alexulloa18
      @alexulloa18 3 года назад

      It's a skit. In the full video he gets a call from "Obama" and the guy recording pretends he's talking to Obama as well.

  • @DavidCaban-m7w
    @DavidCaban-m7w 5 месяцев назад +2

    The guy in the purple shoes made me laugh so hard. He should be banned from wearing a uniform. Veteran US-Navy

  • @willbill1139
    @willbill1139 4 года назад +438

    *Sees kids wearing uniforms for Halloween*: “TAKE OFF THAT UNIFORM”!

    • @boa_king3324
      @boa_king3324 4 года назад +2

      It's not Halloween stuff lol

    • @willbill1139
      @willbill1139 4 года назад +15

      I know, I was just saying in a scenario of a vet sees kids dressed up as soldiers for Halloween lol

    • @darman3843
      @darman3843 4 года назад +10

      @justin serve r/wooosh

    • @rowbooze
      @rowbooze 4 года назад +2

      Funny story, 7 years ago I met a poolee who was leaving the following Monday (this was a Friday) at a Halloween party and called him out for wearing woodlands. Asked him nicely to go home and change. He blew me off and started talkin shit with his boys while I was watching him. Few minutes later, I went outside and called the Gunny I knew at the recruiting station and told him what was going on. Gave my phone to the kid and he got chewed out for drinking and risking his spot to leave. He went home after the call lol. I ended up seeing him a few years later in 29 palms and my buddy, who was with him in DEP, went to go say what's up. My buddy didn't know our story though lol. In my defense, I was only a year in and boot myself, was already drinking for a couple hours and wanted to stir some shit. It's funny, and a little cringe, now when I think back to it lmaooo. Boots gonna boot. 😬😂

    • @darman3843
      @darman3843 4 года назад +2

      ً no u

  • @richardcollins7779
    @richardcollins7779 4 года назад +253

    I need to get myself some go fast purple shoes

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  4 года назад +75

      those define the term go fasters. Purple so super duper fast.

    • @rexanderson5458
      @rexanderson5458 4 года назад +2

      The purple shoes SCREAMS fraud!

    • @bravojr
      @bravojr 4 года назад +1

      You have to be ISSUED them.
      The mos is stop secret though.

    • @johnmichaels4330
      @johnmichaels4330 4 года назад

      Gotta be low-profile.......

    • @mr.boxh3ad931
      @mr.boxh3ad931 4 года назад

      @@JamesonsTravels Fast :)

  • @juliab2560
    @juliab2560 4 года назад +228

    “I’m sure his company commanders name is Jackson too” 😂😂😂