Jose Hernandez what branch is delta force? Oh yeah army. You got to be have multiple years in the military and combat experience to even be invited to try out. It’s the best of the best of the best.
Army drill instructors try to get in your head. Dont tell them about your girlfriend. They'll start playing all these scenarios about your buddy back at home giving it to her.
Just goes to show “Marines don’t die!” I was 0311 RAH!!! 04-08 served 3 tours in Iraq. If I went in the army I would have probably been dead. Agree with you 1000%. Semper Fi we hump til we DIE!!!
*National Geographic Dramatization* : The US Marine drill instructor will intimidate it's prey, they hunt in packs one will approach the recruit and begin to feast on it, after a few seconds more will join in to finish the job. The marine DI is a ruthless animal, it shows no remorse for it's victims and yells at unbearing decibels.
Joey E lol you learn to understand them the longer you get yelled at. If not oh well they will find out later and make sure you understand. Probably the hard way but it makes you listen carefully every other time after that.
That's not what was on the poster *you stole this from.* It was the 4 branches of service during a rain storm with the Navy saying "it sucks", Army saying "I like the way this sucks", and the Marines saying "it doesn't suck enough". The special forces were never mentioned.
@@PlaskiJakDeska Absolutely! And I also know how to tell a joke correctly *(the way I heard it)* without taking credit for it as if it originally came from me... 😉. Party on!!!!
Dusk 2004 I don’t know, I only know Marine DI’s. I will tell you this though. I had a DI at Paris Island that you literally could not talk to for the first 6 weeks of boot camp. If you even tried to ask him something, he’d just tell you to shut the fuck up before you even got a whole word out. Marine DI’s are brutal
Army does the same thing including airforce and marine and navy seals, the drill sergeants are breaking you down in that branch and if that's the case then the army drill sergeants ain't doing there job which I highly doubt that they go easy on you.
Silent Skull739 No. If that were true, then why can you join the Marines, do your 4 years, then get out of the Marines and go right into any other branch of the service without going through their Boot Camp? There’s no fucking point that’s why. Waste of time. Also Seals(BUDDS) isn’t boot camp, it’s a school. You can quit anytime if you just can’t do it.
Mmm not true. If you quit marine boot camp maybe but if you complete boot camp and become a marine you look back and laugh at the times you got destroyed in boot camp. Although they were horrible times I look at my drill instructors to this day as marines who knew exactly what they were doing and they did a great job.
Haha. I remember during bootcamp you could hear kids yell “aye aye sir” in their sleep. You can also yell eyeballs to a group of us recruits and we’d all look in the general direction and yell “click sir” without even thinking.
Went to benning for ait harmony church and they had marine corps detachment. Most undisciplined group of fuckwads ive ever seens. One of them kids got lit up by our drill sergeant
bro if i were that dude i would be cracking up. i plan on the navy, if i went into the marine corp i would get discharged for laughing at the drill instructer
I DISAGREE. WHEN I was in boot camp, had 2 dis no one could understand. The order would be (drill) left flank, half of the platoon would go right. because the di s could not speak english
To be honest.. Marine corps drill instructors were some of the funniest fuckers I’ve ever been around. Just in a different way.. lmao Edit: quick example We were in first phase and a recruit would not scream for his life in Alpha co field area opposite side of where it faces the chow hall. The drill instructor took him aside and told him to “scream for his life” at the birds on the telephone line/poll. Said they wouldn’t let him leave until all the birds flew away. A couple hours later we were cleaning the barracks before bed and you could faintly hear this poor dude screaming for his life at these damn birds 😂
Honestly Drills, whether DS or DI, are just the funniest motherfuckers lol. I was on fire guard one night at like 3 am during basic, and someone came and complained that the dude in the bunk above him was beating off so hard it was shaking the whole bunk. The drill sergeant happened to come in to do a random check at that moment and asked what this guy was doing out of his bunk, so we explained the situation to him. He asks us to point the dude out and then sneaks up to his bunk, mounts up so that he's at eye level with him and screams "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU IT WAS OKAY TO SPANK THE MONKEY ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!"
@@MaynardFreek i was sexually molested by 2 marines while my drill instructor watched and laughed. marines are mentally damaged. i was able to forgive through Jesus. i wanted to kill them 3. "Vengeance is mine" -The lord God almighty
+Derrick Plyler (K4DGP) Full Metal Jacket, the best movie ever, I've watched it so many times, since the first time I watched it when I was 11 year old, just watched it last week on Netflix
I've got nothing but respect and admiration for the instructors I had during BMT. Those men made me into a man that had the strength, knowledge, and tenacity to survive war and life. Nothing but respect. To those of you reading this who are going to join just know these men and women have your best interest and our countries best interest at heart. Take what they say seriously, it might just save your life one day.
My uncle told me his Drill Sgt. once said to a Pvt.: "I'm here to teach you how to shoot and kill, discipline is something your mom should've gave you" 😂
Army DS's will yell, then wait, because they know that the worst part is the pause during which one has time to contemplate the poor decisions in life that have led them to this point, and to experience the dread of wondering what comes next. Marine DI's just yell without stopping, and layer one on top of another, because they know this kid is just thinking about eating his next box of crayons.
I attended Army basic in '71. I attended Marine boot in '86 (I turned 35 at MCRD San Diego.) Army drill sergeants went home after supper and recruits had time to smoke, joke and get their gear together for tomorrow. Marine drill instructors are with you 24/7 and the mind games never stop. I can attest to the fact that Marine boot was tougher than Army basic, but both were tough. Never never never call a drill instructor a drill sergeant! Ask me how I know that.
For sure, all the footage filmed is what the Marines want you to see... the parts unfilmed are the truth. Broken limbs, missing teeth, black eyes, split lips, suicide attempts, recruit on recruit animosity/abuse, running naked through showers, standing on line and doing a twirly do dance butt ass naked in front of the entire 60 man platoon for a Navy doc to look at your body for injuries, being told exactly what to say when medical staff ask questions on how injuries were sustained just to cover a Drill Instructors ass for doing crap or not preventing crap he wasn't supposed to do or prevent in the first place, not to mention all the stress fractures, all of this that never makes it to the final cut... but all in all I guess I had fun doing that... or at least that's how I was taught to view it as.
so true... i had a drill instructor with all metal teeth that you could see shining in the middle of the night as he smiled at you and than you knew you were dead! for three months we could never understand i single word that man said
+bman4099 WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You sir, have just won the Internet, a gold star, AND a smiley face on your homework. Damn near pissed myself from laughing so hard. Have seen a lot of funny shit on youtube over many years, but that is the best I have read yet. Thank you for it.
I always swear I’d just laugh because it’s so funny but I fucking know they’d probably make you run on your hands and breath from your ears if you do 😂
@@hemprope4326 it takes awhile for them to learn that however, and even over time they still lose it, but vocal chords never damage permanently, the most scary DI's were the one with almost no voice left because you could tell they weren't new
My bro was a DI in the marines. He would come home sounding like he was a smoker for 80 years. Dude had no voice for yelling at those dudes. Served 25 years I think?
Best line: “This Recruit needs to make a headcall Sir.” DI: “Do I look like I’m here for your goddamn needs!” 🤣🤣🤣 This is organized chaos at its finest. Semper Fidelis.
When I was in recruit training at mcrd san diego in 09 I used to imagine death metal playing behind their screaming at times. My receiving drill instructor was a tall and skinny 6'8 but had the most aggressive and natural voice, he didnt even need to scream it was just natural haha. Sgt. Garcia, I'll never forget that dude.
Army "look I'm here to help you succeed, we can be friends." Marines "......... Your world is burning to the ground, and I'm using your ashes to make my own....."
It’s been 42 years since I went through Basic Training and AIT with the same Army Drill Sergeants and I remember and respect each one to this day for they truly helped made me the man I’m am today for all my Drill Sergeants fought in Vietnam. I will do it all over again if I could. I love the Army especially my Army Drill Sergeants for they were the BEST 🇺🇸❤️👍🏽😀🙏🏽
Rykehuss it’s funny every time we get half right face cuz in my platoon dey teach us to be motivated no matter what we do and we jus got a new sergeant so every time she half rights face us and put us in the front leaning rest everyone start cheering yellin and shit she be like wat da fuck 😂😂😂
+QMoneyBags While I DO realize that this isn't "The Washington Post", I do believe that you should try to clean up your grammar at least a little bit. You're representing the USA; and your grammar is waaaaay off. I don't know if you did it like that on purpose, but you shouldn't.
The harder it is to see the eyes, the scarier they usually are. Same with the Nazi uniforms, where they’d wear the visor caps lower so it covered their eyes better, adding to their already intimidating appearance. Also, a lot of these dudes are buff AF, have fun fighting these guys who probably have time served in a war or at least have a good amount of combat experience. Good luck is all I gotta say.
It’s amazing watching the transformation of a recruit. Served as a Junior/Senior/Chief Drill Instructor in the Marines. It was the most demanding responsibility I encompassed. However, it was also the most fulfilling. It’s a constant competition between DI’s to turn out the best Platoon. You really feed off the motivation of the Privates and more so from the dedication of the other Drill Instructors. Recruits go from being dazed and confused in early training to mean, lean, disciplined fighters by graduation. Great meeting up with so many later in the Fleet and seeing how they’ve come up through the ranks. There is usually a point in training where it all begins to click around rifle qualification time, where recruits see the bigger picture of being a part of something dealing with history and traditions of the Marines who went before you.
It’s one of my life’s greatest honors to have been trained by men like you. Changed my life, made me a man in a world that doesn’t value that as much anymore. Man of honor, courage and commitment. Evermore important now we continue to make men where there would otherwise be boys! Very grateful for you!
@@parrot1442 didn't you work out before to build up your muscle mass? No need to say you sadly joined the navy like it's some 3rd rate consolation prize. Every branch is important. Every job is important. Respect all your peers in every branch.
@@WO1Josh quite literally. I had a guy in my platoon who basically quit on day 1 but had to wait until we got out of receiving to our actual platoons and it was written all over him. We had an all Gunnery Sgt DI team and they did exactly that in the video.
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"do I look like an officer to you? Don't look at ME!" 🤣😂
Capt. Badger that's what it is.! Loud noise yelling and confusion to prepare your mind to stay steady and focused while protecting our great country.!! Sounds crazy but it works.!! When you've been through hell once, the second time is a walk in the park.!!😉👍👍
That's exactly how it was. Once I became a Marine my drill instructor was talking to us than he hear a recruit getting blasted he said he would be back and left to join in.
Every year or two this video pops up again. That part always makes me laugh. Drill Instructors are some of the best trash talkers on the planet. I can't tell you how many times I got slayed for cracking a smile or laughing when they roasted other recruits.
@Ivan Getsukdov “Pizza Box” is Marine slang for the design of the Marksman shooting badge, because it resembles a pizza box. It is the lowest of the rifle (and pistol) qualification levels in the Marines.
@Ivan Getsukdov I’m not familiar with how the Canadian armed forces conduct basic training, but it’s probably similar to that of any other Western nation. Pay attention, apply all that they teach you on how to shoot, don’t get nervous about it, and you should do okay. We had city kids who had never shot a firearm before, and some of them qualified as “Expert” in Boot Camp. Good luck in training!
if you like death metal then you'll enjoy the military service. All you need to do is something wrong and they'll start to sing your favorite death metal songs! you play the the guitar in your head.
In ‘69 I came within 1 line of being drafted into the Marines. In Army Basic the cadre were all Airborne Rangers with multiple Nam tours. 1 per platoon and 1 troop pusher (also AR and Nam vet) waiting for discharge. My MSG was senior, had 3 Silver Stars (senior man left-should have been unit award, psychotic break, earned it). My pusher also had a Silver Star earned in a psychotic break. They didn’t have to yell. When they spoke we listened. “If you get sent to a unit where you need to know how to march, they’ll teach you. Not all of you will draw combat MOS, but that doesn’t mean you won’t go to Nam and get into deep s**t. We’ll try to give you tips that will improve your chances of survival…some aren’t taught in Advanced Infantry Training unless you get lucky.” Over the years since then I have read articles indicating that the primary/duty MOS of many Marine DI’s aren’t combat arms, probably because they need more than 1 per platoon I guess.
Dude, and it gets worse. The male DI's ain't got shit on the females, lol. I've watched them take a male recruit down like a pack of lionesses and laugh about his lost manhood the whole time.
I just graduated from 2nd Battalion Echo company last week. I remember being on post 1 firewatch and listening to people say aye aye sir in their sleep, spooked me. Semper Fidelis :(
Enlisted in 2012 1st Bn Charlie company Parris island. I once Tripped during some part of the crucible... my face went straight in the mud and I tried to get up as fast as I could and one of the dickhole di's stepped on my back and pushed my ass right back in. Fast forward to 2020 me and him ended up having a beer together (I most definitely told him he was a dick) long story short I discharged out (honorably) dd-214 w/ dd-256 obviously lol I will forever say that I damn sure dont miss parris island but I damn sure miss what I've learned from it. Always faithful, always forward. Semper fidelis.
When I was MCRD PISC (platoon 1033 B Co. 1st RTB), one of my squad leaders yelled "Right face! Aye, aye, sir!" in the wee hours of the morning. Scared the crap out of me 'cause it sounded like SDI SSgt Wheeler.
When you are a body builder, you're body are shredded, when you are marine corps drill instructor, your vocal cord can absolutely destroy any existence in this planet.
One of my Drill Sgts lost his voice for about a week from yelling, he was much less amusing to listen to so he smoked us every time the alarm on his watch went off to make up for it. Good times.
@@stone65037 Perhaps, yes, but the Air Force have to do more calculations when they are on the air, since they are using high and expensive military equippment, that's why I think you would need even more brain on the Air Force
They don’t seem like nightmares, they just seem like goons. It’s amazing anyone actually learns a single thing with that kind of absurdly toxic behavior. It’s no wonder SWAT crushes every branch in drills and games-they actually treat each other with respect and train like human beings. And I’m not even talking about veterans who go SWAT either.
@@minhle2315 Studies show that this doesn't work well at all. Like the other dude said, treating eachother with respect yields better trained, disciplined and motivated soldiers. Most other NATO countries has stopped the "break down, build up", because, to no one's surprise, it's bullshit way to create warriors.
Dave Thomas When your a kid your parents yell at you and you cry. This is to make you mentally strong. They use it to break you apart during basic training and later rebuild your confidence.
I've seen both Army DS's and Marine DI's in action, first hand, and this presentation captures the different approaches admirably and accurately. The Army, which is necessarily more democratic and egalitarian, and must have less demanding entry standards in order to allow for a broader recruit base and to meet its high numerical requirements, does "build men". It coaches the recruits into the soldiers they must become. The Marine Corps, which is required, by law, to maintain four divisions, is naturally much smaller, can be more restrictive of its selection pool, and is more demanding. Faced with the stories he has heard, the volunteer has basically resolved that he IS a Marine, before he signs in. Boot camp is to force him to find his inner Marine, to push him and challenge him and provoke him to prove himself, to himself. If he washes out, he didn't believe he was a Marine. Basic Training makes the recruit chisel away the junk that impedes his Marinehood, and shows him the way the Corps functions, so he may do his chosen duty and accomplish his mission. It sets a high goal of resourcefulness, proficiency, personal pride, drill and appearance standards, which he attains because he knows they are his, and he wants them. Drill Instructors don't make Marines. They challenge the fledglings to TAKE their legacy, as Marines. Both Services are good, and their trainers are excellent. But their methods are different, because their premise and approach must be different. They both fight for America, but while the Soldier has his unit to be proud of, the Marine has to sustain the reputation of the entire Corps. It's a heady concept, but very real. That may explain the difference in training, for those who wondered. God bless Liberty, and all who defend it.
However, its the Army that wins a war, fellahs. The Marine Corp has always felt it was under pressure to justify its existance, remember there have many attempts to disband it, ignorant attempts IMHO, because a navy, and navy, DOES need a land operating force, to secure the coast, etc., and in the US, it goes beyond that, in WW2 it was a shocktroop landing force on small islands. But because Marine brass has always felt a need to justify itself, they have overinfalted their importance with friendly reporters and bogus PR. Take a look at WW1, Belleau Wood. It was two Army divisions that chewed up the Germans, but one the 1 brigade of Marines got the press because Marine brass finagled the bogus story by reporters, Floyd Gibbons most notably, and played it up, embellishment, not journalism. The "devil dogs"(teufelhunde) was bullshit invented by an American correspondent and was never used by the Germans. Marines have gotten way more than their fair share of war reporting, some of it clearly propaganda, but in the end, its the Army that has won every one of America's wars.
@@thiksnicker1664 That's an adorable comeback. Bravo! Unfortunately for you, it doesn't negate the fact that you're about as clueless as Alicia Silverstone. Please refrain from posting regarding subjects about which you obviously know nothing.
Because if you say "Needs", that means to the DI's that you absolutely NEED it,and if your rib ain't broken, they'll send you back in line. If it's something that you want, like maybe going to BAS, you say request. If you NEED something, they'll know, but you should always say request because they want to break you down.
Army: "He's out of line, I'll fix that"
Marines: "Haven't yelled at that guy in a while."
a while = about 10 seconds
The most relatable comment I've ever seen
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And that's why all the drill instructors sound like they have shredded vocal cords.
lmao!!
Marines: Yelling
Army: Roasting
Jose Hernandez shitty dfac>crayons
@@Blue_Happiness jose over here pack some PX shelves faster than any army bitch haha.
Jose Hernandez what branch is delta force? Oh yeah army. You got to be have multiple years in the military and combat experience to even be invited to try out. It’s the best of the best of the best.
Army drill instructors try to get in your head. Dont tell them about your girlfriend. They'll start playing all these scenarios about your buddy back at home giving it to her.
Noooo, Marines: absolute fuckin' hellfire
Army: have some cake
Fun fact: In their free time, USMC drill instructors scream at each other on the mirror for not screaming high enough
I guess you can never be screamed at enough in the USMC I guess
@@yeetboi3286 correct, there is never enough screaming
Lmfao
Fun fact: most fun facts on the internet are not true.
Yeah, its fricking fun bro
US Army Drill Sergeants: High school bullies
USMC Drill Instructors: Demons that escaped hell
U got 311 likes as in 0311-Rifleman
"GET OVER HERE CRYBABY"
Just goes to show “Marines don’t die!”
I was 0311 RAH!!! 04-08 served 3 tours in Iraq. If I went in the army I would have probably been dead.
Agree with you 1000%.
Semper Fi we hump til we DIE!!!
That’s why they are called devil dogs
I beg to differ. My drill instructors were no bullies. They were bad ass......
I love when the two Marine DI’s are feeding on that poor soul and a third one smelled blood in the water and shuffled on over
Then a 4th 😂😂
*National Geographic Dramatization* : The US Marine drill instructor will intimidate it's prey, they hunt in packs one will approach the recruit and begin to feast on it, after a few seconds more will join in to finish the job. The marine DI is a ruthless animal, it shows no remorse for it's victims and yells at unbearing decibels.
@Morgan Freeman Lol thank you
@@Raven27495 couldn't have said it any better, perfect description.
Zombies in Left 4 Dead be like:
Army DS: "You want to handle your business?...Go ahead handle it."
Marine DI: "Kahbuawhahalinkijn do you understand!!!"
Marine DI: Do you understand, scream "aye sir!" SCREAM!! SCREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!! OPEN YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey E lol you learn to understand them the longer you get yelled at. If not oh well they will find out later and make sure you understand. Probably the hard way but it makes you listen carefully every other time after that.
Recruit: “YES SIR”
@@nolancruzsmith NO ITS SIR YES SIR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. SAY IT OPEN YOU DAMN MOUTH
Bullshit!!!! ..... You don't scare me..... Work on it!!!!
Army: You better fix that private
Marines: *Loud gibberish with extreme hand gestures*
DOOM RAPTOR eventually you come to understand it 🤣
Nope. Gibberish to anyone who wasn’t there. If you were there, you didn’t want to be better.
😂😂all marines Drill instructors do is yell..Army drill Sargents yell and grill ya ass like the 4th of July at the same time
@@deandremartin1007 define yelling cause that first half was a lot of talking loud 😂😂😂
Knife hands and murder fingers.
Huh.
US Army: Man, this sucks.
USMC: I like the way this sucks!
Special Forces: I wish it would suck more!
Air Force: Boy, it sure sucks down there.
Best comment ever
That's not what was on the poster *you stole this from.*
It was the 4 branches of service during a rain storm with the Navy saying "it sucks", Army saying "I like the way this sucks", and the Marines saying "it doesn't suck enough".
The special forces were never mentioned.
@@janepatton8100 You must be real fun at parties.
@@PlaskiJakDeska
Absolutely! And I also know how to tell a joke correctly *(the way I heard it)* without taking credit for it as if it originally came from me... 😉.
Party on!!!!
@@janepatton8100 The Special Forces are Army, idiot.
The Army: "We're going to guide you, but be rough."
The Marines: "We're going to break your soul and prepare you for chaos."
*SEMPER FIDE BITCH*
Which one is more effective?
Dusk 2004 I don’t know, I only know Marine DI’s. I will tell you this though. I had a DI at Paris Island that you literally could not talk to for the first 6 weeks of boot camp. If you even tried to ask him something, he’d just tell you to shut the fuck up before you even got a whole word out. Marine DI’s are brutal
Army does the same thing including airforce and marine and navy seals, the drill sergeants are breaking you down in that branch and if that's the case then the army drill sergeants ain't doing there job which I highly doubt that they go easy on you.
Silent Skull739 No. If that were true, then why can you join the Marines, do your 4 years, then get out of the Marines and go right into any other branch of the service without going through their Boot Camp? There’s no fucking point that’s why. Waste of time. Also Seals(BUDDS) isn’t boot camp, it’s a school. You can quit anytime if you just can’t do it.
"Got a blue suitcase, looks like he's goin' on vacation" LOL
I know I couldn't stop laughing. Imagine showing up to Paris Island or MCRD San Diego with that! LOL 🤣
Shirl See What are you laughing at woman, you would be destroyed in 5 seconds and sent home a mess
0:58 Especially with the happy music playing lol
“Got a blue suitcase, thought he was going on vacation”...
1:02
Army after boot camp: wow about time
MARINES: *Severe PTSD*
PTSD after boot camp is def. right.
Mmm not true. If you quit marine boot camp maybe but if you complete boot camp and become a marine you look back and laugh at the times you got destroyed in boot camp. Although they were horrible times I look at my drill instructors to this day as marines who knew exactly what they were doing and they did a great job.
Haha. I remember during bootcamp you could hear kids yell “aye aye sir” in their sleep. You can also yell eyeballs to a group of us recruits and we’d all look in the general direction and yell “click sir” without even thinking.
Went to benning for ait harmony church and they had marine corps detachment. Most undisciplined group of fuckwads ive ever seens. One of them kids got lit up by our drill sergeant
@@Truelies0630 depends on how early they are in bootcamp, after phase 1 they are, well should be more respectable, and disciplined, it just depends
I love how at 4:49 one of them stops roasting him and just starts screaming😂
Poor souls
Lol, it really do be like that.
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bro if i were that dude i would be cracking up. i plan on the navy, if i went into the marine corp i would get discharged for laughing at the drill instructer
@@TheTromboneKing02 true that, not laughing at other recruits getting slayed for no reason was the hardest thing
The “aye aye sir” thing is so drilled in your brain. I remember hearing our guide during bootcamp mutter it in his sleep when I was on fire watch 😂
No way 💀
bruhh
Most recruits from bootcamp scream ay ay sir in there sleep ! Fire watch be freaking out when they hear that shit 😂😂😂
Evan for real though. I remember waking up guys to take post on firewatch and they’d start screaming “aye aye sir” all confused and shit
Same in the navy 😂
4:40
Oh look there's a direction he isn't being yelled from, I shall assist my fellow DI's
TimStamper underrated comment 😂😂😂
TimStamper he’s like that looks like so much fun tbh
TimStamper
Ok
Lol he was in there, no messing!
That poor fella...
I love how marine corps drill instructors always sound like they lost their voice but at the same time you can hear them perfectly
Frog voice, saves your vocal cords a lil, not much but it helps.
I'd imagine they're sucking on cough drops half the time when the recruits aren't looking
I DISAGREE. WHEN I was in boot camp, had 2 dis no one could understand. The order would be (drill) left flank, half of the platoon would go right. because the di s could not speak english
They don't sound like they have lost their voice. They HAVE lost their voice.
Burn in hell for using niv
"DO you have a problem with me?"
"Yes, Sergeant"
Imagine if you said that in Marines bootcamp.
James Denoia
Not only would you be going home, you'd be going home in a box
"Do you have a problem with me!?"
"Yes, Sergeant! We're do you get that dazzling eye-liner!"
"Drill Sergeant *Blush*
Two Mouse That comment was perfect in almost every way.
Two Mouse HAHAAA what the fuck!?
TheCreepyGamer instructor not sergeant
"brought a blue suitcase.....thought he was going on vacation" best part
Rick Grimes I knowww lmaoo
Rick Grimes that happened to me except my bag was a little smaller, I remember the first thing they said was "oh look we got a lawyer here"
eleven up and three down, eight up like a soup sandwich
"Sergeant kelly..." Hold up... I know a sergeant with a similar last name
@@bornadog777 no joke, I had two different people named sergeant Kelly come to my elementary school. I thought there were the same guy
“Drill sergeants”
Otherwise known as loud angry comedians
Until they're in your face
Drill instructor. Drill sergeants are for the army.
No she’s correct, she’s talking about the army
Having graduated from army bct about 2 weeks ago (on hbl, its almost over!) This is scarily accurate.
Congratulations friend
To be honest.. Marine corps drill instructors were some of the funniest fuckers I’ve ever been around. Just in a different way.. lmao
Edit: quick example
We were in first phase and a recruit would not scream for his life in Alpha co field area opposite side of where it faces the chow hall. The drill instructor took him aside and told him to “scream for his life” at the birds on the telephone line/poll. Said they wouldn’t let him leave until all the birds flew away. A couple hours later we were cleaning the barracks before bed and you could faintly hear this poor dude screaming for his life at these damn birds 😂
Honestly Drills, whether DS or DI, are just the funniest motherfuckers lol. I was on fire guard one night at like 3 am during basic, and someone came and complained that the dude in the bunk above him was beating off so hard it was shaking the whole bunk. The drill sergeant happened to come in to do a random check at that moment and asked what this guy was doing out of his bunk, so we explained the situation to him. He asks us to point the dude out and then sneaks up to his bunk, mounts up so that he's at eye level with him and screams "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU IT WAS OKAY TO SPANK THE MONKEY ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!"
Bootcamp was full of funny stuff we weren't allowed to laugh it,
Hahahahaha wtf!
After Army: Self esteem level -100
After Marines: severe PTSD
The good thing is they will help them without screaming into their B.O zone
I grew up under a dishonorable discharged marine and I almost didn't survive
John Holifield wait so your dad was dishonorably discharged and you joined? Is that what you’re saying
My coworkers brother in law has PTSD from serving in the air force and never been in combat. Hmmm.
What traumatized him?
@@MaynardFreek i was sexually molested by 2 marines while my drill instructor watched and laughed. marines are mentally damaged. i was able to forgive through Jesus. i wanted to kill them 3. "Vengeance is mine" -The lord God almighty
"Why'd you put that gun together so fast private?!"
"Because you told me to drill sergeant."
You gon be a goddamn general one day you know that Private Gump!
*death
+Unknown Person it was auto correct
+Derrick Plyler (K4DGP) Full Metal Jacket, the best movie ever, I've watched it so many times, since the first time I watched it when I was 11 year old, just watched it last week on Netflix
GODDAMNIT GUMP, you're a Goddamn Genius.
Army: hey something's wrong, this guy needs to behave correctly
Marines: *DEATH METAL STARTS PLAYING*
A7x critical acclaim
@@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger of a song
No: _Swing Low, Sweet Chariot_ plays when dealing with USMC Drill instructors! Oh, and a word of advice: *DO NOT* call them "drill sergeants"!
Doom OST starts playing.
Remember Doom Slayer was originally a marine.
@@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger
I've got nothing but respect and admiration for the instructors I had during BMT. Those men made me into a man that had the strength, knowledge, and tenacity to survive war and life. Nothing but respect. To those of you reading this who are going to join just know these men and women have your best interest and our countries best interest at heart. Take what they say seriously, it might just save your life one day.
Marine DI: He's scared of heights, I know he's scared of heights
Me: Never, let a drill instructor know you're scared of heights, never
They're gonna hang him from one leg upside down off a heli next
Did that at the crucible. And my DI made me go on every high obstacle first and made sure we did it. Fun times
Also never say the word “Need” or in any way display any normal human emotion besides fear.
@@FumblsTheSniper whoa whoa whoa not even fear once they now you have fear they push it so dont even show fear
@@charleneclark731 fair
My uncle told me his Drill Sgt. once said to a Pvt.: "I'm here to teach you how to shoot and kill, discipline is something your mom should've gave you" 😂
Our drill instructors in the Marine Corps told us our mothers should have swallowed us
lmao that's great.
Love the In Utero pfp
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Army DS's will yell, then wait, because they know that the worst part is the pause during which one has time to contemplate the poor decisions in life that have led them to this point, and to experience the dread of wondering what comes next.
Marine DI's just yell without stopping, and layer one on top of another, because they know this kid is just thinking about eating his next box of crayons.
Army: Medium Difficultly
Marines: “You will not survive” Difficulty
flashdrive09 airforce: peaceful difficulty
Nancy: Custom difficulty
Now imagine the navy seals
Busy Poptart true.. Navy Seals: Game crashed difficulty
ADOX not true, the Royal Air Force training is one of the hardest
4:40 how the third DI swoops in just to literally scream in his ear would make me die laughing
And you laugh no more; because DI render you permanently silent
Trust me, you would not. Have to be there.
He sensed a disturbance and spawned 😂
Recruit: I'm going to jump!
DS: Dont do it!
DI: DO A FLIP!!
LMAO
Hahaaaa
SI: MOTIVATE ME TO FUCKIN JUMP
😂
No it's
DI: I, I, I, ITS THIS RECRUIT, NOW FACE, PUSHUPS.
After basic training
Army: wow that was hard
Marines: now has PTSD
Why u complaining when U.S military is nothing more than a joke fucking mercenaries
Tabletop Painter your the joke around wanna be ass bitch
@@arthurmorgan4952 no ur not my type and you could not even take care of a wet dream
Why the excuses. Make the crime do the time
Tabletop Painter says the 40 year old virgin who has no clue what hes talking about how about you take your pathetic ass back to your mothers basement
6:08"This recruit needs..." *(Faint Distance)* "Needs?" *(Closer)* "Neeeds?!" *(Inside His Skull)* "NEEEEEEEDS?!?!?! NEEEEEEEDS?!?!?!"
Yeah I made that same mistake in boot camp 😂
Thats when find out that there are no needs in life...
This recruit request permission to......
Yōkai nah man he’s fed up he’s contemplating if the white hat and the shiny shoes is worth it😂😂😂
NEEEEEEEEEEEDS
I attended Army basic in '71. I attended Marine boot in '86 (I turned 35 at MCRD San Diego.) Army drill sergeants went home after supper and recruits had time to smoke, joke and get their gear together for tomorrow. Marine drill instructors are with you 24/7 and the mind games never stop. I can attest to the fact that Marine boot was tougher than Army basic, but both were tough. Never never never call a drill instructor a drill sergeant! Ask me how I know that.
Because DI works for a living? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Marines are acting nicer than usual, probably trying to seem like that for the cameras
For sure, all the footage filmed is what the Marines want you to see... the parts unfilmed are the truth. Broken limbs, missing teeth, black eyes, split lips, suicide attempts, recruit on recruit animosity/abuse, running naked through showers, standing on line and doing a twirly do dance butt ass naked in front of the entire 60 man platoon for a Navy doc to look at your body for injuries, being told exactly what to say when medical staff ask questions on how injuries were sustained just to cover a Drill Instructors ass for doing crap or not preventing crap he wasn't supposed to do or prevent in the first place, not to mention all the stress fractures, all of this that never makes it to the final cut... but all in all I guess I had fun doing that... or at least that's how I was taught to view it as.
@@MattDaBoneless Were you in Boot Camp?
@@ChristianNationalist654 of course I was. All 13 weeks of it plus months of training afterwards. Fun times. 😵💫
That was over 2 decades ago tho.
@@MattDaBoneless going boot camp next year October can you give me some tips?
"Shut the fuck up when you are talking to me!"
Where was the time I didn’t hear it
SHUUUTT UUUUPPPPP SSHUUUUUUT UUUUUPPP SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
AiErudito __-_-__ SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!!!
Y'all be quiet I can't see!
+ Rigbone TV
Rigbone TV I closed my eyes so I can't hear you.
Army: We’re here to help you become heroes!
Marines: QUAJSNSBSFBJDIFBRIDU!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!
AYA QYAY SIR FDJDNDJ
AYE SIR!
GOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
so true... i had a drill instructor with all metal teeth that you could see shining in the middle of the night as he smiled at you and than you knew you were dead! for three months we could never understand i single word that man said
buzz Haha lol😆
I love how when you think the marine drill sergeants are getting on a man bad, another one comes flying out of nowhere to get in on it.
There are no Drill Sergeant’s in the Marine Corps..
@@staff72 Did you understand the core message? Good, then go be a nuisance somewhere else.
imagine if Gordon Ramsey was a drill instructor...
THIS MRE IS FUCKING RAW
bruhhhhhh
+bman4099 WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You sir, have just won the Internet, a gold star, AND a smiley face on your homework. Damn near pissed myself from laughing so hard. Have seen a lot of funny shit on youtube over many years, but that is the best I have read yet. Thank you for it.
+James D He would sound like a fucking pirate, ARGGGGGGGGG hahaha
I CAN FUCKINF BAKE A CAKE IN THE TIME IT TOOK YOU TO RUN 3 MILES GIVE ME 25
4:40 is such an underrated moment 😂😂😂 2 DI chewing his ass out and then another guy shows up 😂😂😂😂 then a 4th creeping up 😂😂😂😂😂
I would not be able to take that seriously tbh
@@iannordin5250 all about building a soldier.
I always swear I’d just laugh because it’s so funny but I fucking know they’d probably make you run on your hands and breath from your ears if you do 😂
@@formangrilling111 lol breathe from your ears
It's meant to teach you how to keep your bearing under extreme stress conditions.
*Marine D.I. Has Entered The Chat*
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*Vocal Chords Have Left The Chat*
Funny enough they have this crazy technique that lets them yell as much as they want without damaging their vocal chords.
Yay im the 3 hundredth like 🙌
XD
@@hemprope4326 it takes awhile for them to learn that however, and even over time they still lose it, but vocal chords never damage permanently, the most scary DI's were the one with almost no voice left because you could tell they weren't new
My bro was a DI in the marines. He would come home sounding like he was a smoker for 80 years. Dude had no voice for yelling at those dudes. Served 25 years I think?
Gotta yell with your chest
Best line: “This Recruit needs to make a headcall Sir.” DI: “Do I look like I’m here for your goddamn needs!” 🤣🤣🤣
This is organized chaos at its finest. Semper Fidelis.
1:02 "Got a blue suitcase thought he was going on vacation."
I'm dead! 😂
Army drill sergeants be having s me funny one liners
IDONTCAREWHO hats what army boot camp is nothing but a vacation
Same, but that would be me lol.
IDONTCAREWHO 😂
This... Isn't Hawaii...
some great metal vocalists coming out of the Corp...
Mike Jones sometimes they lose their voice
Alot of torn vocal cords and vocal cord scarring. They need to learn how to yell better.
When I was in recruit training at mcrd san diego in 09 I used to imagine death metal playing behind their screaming at times. My receiving drill instructor was a tall and skinny 6'8 but had the most aggressive and natural voice, he didnt even need to scream it was just natural haha. Sgt. Garcia, I'll never forget that dude.
Corey Taylor's voice from slipknot would fit for DI.
Recruit: *breathes*
4:40 happens
No joke lmao
Shoot you think that’s a joke but nah that happens lol
He didnt report his post
The fact that the third guy runs in, and just starts screaming kills me haha
Guy who thought the marines were like his jrotc class
Army: Concerned and very disappointed but compassionate father
Marines: Very enthusiastic Personal Trainer
Army: Hug your bag. gonna be the last thing you hug for a while
Marines: *literal barking*
Earrape
I'm a retired U.S Marine that damn training kept me and my buddies alive while in Iraq!
Thank you for your service, I’m going to MEPS next week to get qualified for the Marines, I’m excited yet nervous.
@@storieswithwes How did it go man?
@@jistraining He ded
@@_Cato_ facts. No response is the right response
Semper Fi
Army "look I'm here to help you succeed, we can be friends."
Marines "......... Your world is burning to the ground, and I'm using your ashes to make my own....."
you cannot be friends with an Army DS, lmao
Army seems more like “I’m here to make a solider out of you. We can do that the easy way or the hard way.
That's why one DS challenged a private to a fight right? That would scare me more than a grown man dancing around saying lord knows what.
Idk what you see in videos but when the cams arent around they are not friends
My Senior Drill Sargent would smoke the fuck out of anyone who tried to be buddies with him, but I also went to Ft Benning so
It’s been 42 years since I went through Basic Training and AIT with the same Army Drill Sergeants and I remember and respect each one to this day for they truly helped made me the man I’m am today for all my Drill Sergeants fought in Vietnam. I will do it all over again if I could. I love the Army especially my Army Drill Sergeants for they were the BEST 🇺🇸❤️👍🏽😀🙏🏽
Army: "We're not here to scream at recruits"
Marines: *literally screaming* 4:49
I was that recruit
Thats me in the video
@@snillum5004 Oh man, that must have been fun hahaha
@@snillum5004 god damn
@@snillum5004 you don’t have to lie to try and make yourself look cool, it actually makes yourself look more lame
Imagine a 8 year old and a drill seargent in a roast war
you'd need to put the 8 year old in therapy after that lmao
The drill sargeant adopts his ass
Let's put a fortnite player against a drill sergeant now
Drill sergeant would lose imo. They aren't even scary....
@@mercsan117 but their insults are
Army: "Don't worry I will help you"
Marine: If you don't do this within 10 minutes, I swear to God ill make sure you don't have children"
Army: "Too easy, dont worry I got you. PLATOON ATTENHOOHHH HALF RIGHT HUUOOOOHH FRONT REST LEANING POSITION AUUHGHH IN CADENCE, EXERCISE"
xD
Rykehuss it’s funny every time we get half right face cuz in my platoon dey teach us to be motivated no matter what we do and we jus got a new sergeant so every time she half rights face us and put us in the front leaning rest everyone start cheering yellin and shit she be like wat da fuck 😂😂😂
+QMoneyBags While I DO realize that this isn't "The Washington Post", I do believe that you should try to clean up your grammar at least a little bit. You're representing the USA; and your grammar is waaaaay off. I don't know if you did it like that on purpose, but you shouldn't.
Yorick Aname I️ don’t care about my grammar on a fuckin RUclips comment dawg shut up
For all the dudes who think they would just"punch a di if he got in my face" you have no idea how much fear that hat puts in your body 😂
Seems to me the hat angle is crucial.The further the hat is tipped forward, the scarier the DI.
Why do you want to punch a man who does his job and cares about your health,your own good and surviving?
Anyone who says that says that until they are face to face with a DI or DS, and the 5 other ones with him begging him to do it. Then reality sets in.
The harder it is to see the eyes, the scarier they usually are. Same with the Nazi uniforms, where they’d wear the visor caps lower so it covered their eyes better, adding to their already intimidating appearance. Also, a lot of these dudes are buff AF, have fun fighting these guys who probably have time served in a war or at least have a good amount of combat experience. Good luck is all I gotta say.
Why would you punch someone you damn well know has extensive military training, including hand-to-hand combat?
It’s amazing watching the transformation of a recruit. Served as a Junior/Senior/Chief Drill Instructor in the Marines. It was the most demanding responsibility I encompassed. However, it was also the most fulfilling. It’s a constant competition between DI’s to turn out the best Platoon. You really feed off the motivation of the Privates and more so from the dedication of the other Drill Instructors. Recruits go from being dazed and confused in early training to mean, lean, disciplined fighters by graduation. Great meeting up with so many later in the Fleet and seeing how they’ve come up through the ranks. There is usually a point in training where it all begins to click around rifle qualification time, where recruits see the bigger picture of being a part of something dealing with history and traditions of the Marines who went before you.
Thank you Drill Instructor! It wouldn’t be the same without you. I hope I see my Drill Instructors in the fleet some day.
It’s one of my life’s greatest honors to have been trained by men like you. Changed my life, made me a man in a world that doesn’t value that as much anymore. Man of honor, courage and commitment. Evermore important now we continue to make men where there would otherwise be boys! Very grateful for you!
I wanted to join the Marines but I did not have the muscle mass, sadly I joined the Navy, im glad I avoided the Puddle Jumpers
@@parrot1442 didn't you work out before to build up your muscle mass? No need to say you sadly joined the navy like it's some 3rd rate consolation prize. Every branch is important. Every job is important. Respect all your peers in every branch.
@@ms.annthrope415 I did because I had the same schedule and mentality of my MCJROTC, I respect them but I wont hesitate to make fun of them.
Army: they think “the drill sergeant is here to yell at me.” but that’s not what it is
Marines: yep we’re there to yell at them
Marines: Haha scream go AHHHHHH
Marines: *glances around* "I'm not even a Drill, I just saw then yelling at some boot and joined in cuz I had an extra 5 minutes."
4:49
No one: .....
Absolutely no one: .....
Drill Instructor: "WOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOO!!!"
Quincyyyyyy😭😂
He's saying "Scream, Scream!" Telling him to scream ay ay sir
@@sieannabarber8131 r
FegoMLG r
BKAAAAA BKAAAAAA
Army: Best father anyone could have.
Marines: Abusive alcoholic father that I never had.
I literally died of laughter when that 3rd marine DI came outta nowhere and Rick Flair’d that recruit.
He wasn't even part of that training platoon; DIs are like that, just show up out of nowhere and start yelling.
Smelled blood in the water!
@@WO1Josh quite literally. I had a guy in my platoon who basically quit on day 1 but had to wait until we got out of receiving to our actual platoons and it was written all over him. We had an all Gunnery Sgt DI team and they did exactly that in the video.
"do I look like an officer to you? Don't look at ME!" 🤣😂
LMAO surprised he didn't say: "I am not an officer I work for a living!" 🤣🤣🤣
I think that the WWE should hire Marine drill instructors to write promos for the wrestlers. Some of the stuff they say is just too priceless.
Wasn't Sergeant Slaughter a Marine?
@@Knightwolf1994 Attention.. HEY MAGGET!!!!
“I’m here for your god damn needs!”
😂😂 Shit had me rollin
I swear at 4:44 he just thought to himself “oh hey they’re yelling at someone I gotta get in on that”
That’s exactly what they do. It’s all part of breaking down the civilian and building a soldier. Also makes it really fucking stressful
Capt. Badger that's what it is.! Loud noise yelling and confusion to prepare your mind to stay steady and focused while protecting our great country.!! Sounds crazy but it works.!! When you've been through hell once, the second time is a walk in the park.!!😉👍👍
That's exactly how it was. Once I became a Marine my drill instructor was talking to us than he hear a recruit getting blasted he said he would be back and left to join in.
@@FattsMcGee building a soldier? Dude..... That's building a US Marine.
Shen Yean Chok hahaha you’re right. Lemme correct myself, “breaking down the civilian and building up an absolute killing machine.”
“Pizza....Box!” That was the best line in the entire video. Words of shame, words that penetrate to a Marine’s soul.
Good ol' Staff Sergeant Gonzales.
Every year or two this video pops up again. That part always makes me laugh. Drill Instructors are some of the best trash talkers on the planet. I can't tell you how many times I got slayed for cracking a smile or laughing when they roasted other recruits.
@@patrickkelly7100 same. Pretty sure I only ever got smoked in TRADOC for that.
@Ivan Getsukdov “Pizza Box” is Marine slang for the design of the Marksman shooting badge, because it resembles a pizza box. It is the lowest of the rifle (and pistol) qualification levels in the Marines.
@Ivan Getsukdov I’m not familiar with how the Canadian armed forces conduct basic training, but it’s probably similar to that of any other Western nation. Pay attention, apply all that they teach you on how to shoot, don’t get nervous about it, and you should do okay. We had city kids who had never shot a firearm before, and some of them qualified as “Expert” in Boot Camp. Good luck in training!
I lost it when three drill ssrgents are yelling in this dude's face and the one on the right starts screaming
I just got done with army BCT and at one point there was five drill Sgts. yelling in one dudes face lol
It's like a pack of wolves. Once one howls, all the others join in. Once on drill sergeant yells at a recruit, all the others join in lol
Scytar if you're talking about the Marine Corps part those are drill instructors not Sergeants
288theabe you right!
Scytar if they're deaf before they go off to war that's somehow beneficial duhhh
Army - Makes soldiers
USMC - Makes Spartans who eat crayons.
Army : Dad
Marines : Drunk Uncle-
kasra khatir air force-mom
navy-gay brother
coast guard- baby tht was put up for abortion
kasra khatir are the marines going to touch me too
kasra khatir show some respect you god damn curry mucher. a marine could have you on your back within an inch of your life in seconds!
well i guess the uncle saw some shit
Golden Touch reminds me of my drunk uncle
This makes me want to clean my apartment.
hahaha tell me about it I felt like joining just hearing them.
It's 9pm and I'm about to clean the floors and my room
this want to make you work so you wont have to live this.
+Zak St-amant Nobody has to. It's a choice. Some are just given the better option.
+Senator .SmellyPants don't worry, I get the reference.
4:49 My man done transformed into a bird for a moment. 💀💀
They all dead shake there hands around to get the reactions going too 👍🏻
A demonic one
Christian Vennemann that’s what I was thinking😂😂
3:55 he be flapping like a bird
I was that recruit in the video its called frog voice all marines have it
4:57 The most calm I've seen from the USMC.
5:36 when you've been smoking for 40 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm laughing so hard!
Tears in my eyes and it’s on replay, good night 😭👍🏻
*LFD* Smoker!
@Jack Thau Are we both hearing the same thing? lmao
4:52 me yelling at my food to heat up faster
Lol, maniac
How long would it take to cook a potato like you
if you like death metal then you'll enjoy the military service. All you need to do is something wrong and they'll start to sing your favorite death metal songs! you play the the guitar in your head.
Lol
lol3d
rock and roll hallelujah
you one fucking funny man I tell you that .. hahahahahaha .
lol
In ‘69 I came within 1 line of being drafted into the Marines. In Army Basic the cadre were all Airborne Rangers with multiple Nam tours. 1 per platoon and 1 troop pusher (also AR and Nam vet) waiting for discharge. My MSG was senior, had 3 Silver Stars (senior man left-should have been unit award, psychotic break, earned it). My pusher also had a Silver Star earned in a psychotic break. They didn’t have to yell. When they spoke we listened. “If you get sent to a unit where you need to know how to march, they’ll teach you. Not all of you will draw combat MOS, but that doesn’t mean you won’t go to Nam and get into deep s**t. We’ll try to give you tips that will improve your chances of survival…some aren’t taught in Advanced Infantry Training unless you get lucky.”
Over the years since then I have read articles indicating that the primary/duty MOS of many Marine DI’s aren’t combat arms, probably because they need more than 1 per platoon I guess.
4:40 For some reason the self generated subtitles say there's music and applause in this scene lol
Yes, it is music to my ears.
Yeah I just checked 😂😂😂
A new core sub genre of Metal. It's called Marine Core.
I don’t understand the confusion
Theres soooooo much music and applause in basic training
I fear no man, but that thing
Marine corps drill instructors*
It scares me
Doomguy even the do can scare doom guy
Doomguy even the di can scare doom guy
Mysterious Stranger no you got it backwards. Doom guy is too badass for that what you meant was he trained these DI
Dude, and it gets worse. The male DI's ain't got shit on the females, lol.
I've watched them take a male recruit down like a pack of lionesses and laugh about his lost manhood the whole time.
Joshua Willis yeah the Doom Marines are way way way too Badass for the DIs to scare him.
Look down
That’s rust
Automatic weapons failure..
I graduated from Parris Island in 1998.
I don't miss this shit at all.
2:20 what if your left handed then is it left hand death grip right hand loose?
@@renj6531 nope. Its the exact same way. Doesn't matter if you're left or right handed
I guess you talk at Port Arms too....
@@DDWeirdGang Thank you! I've watched this at least 15 times and could never understand what he said.
Army: Explain then Yell
Marines: Yell then Yell with friends
*Yelling contest:*
Marine Corps Sergeant vs Gordon Ramsay
Chrominoid 04 The marines are going to make Gordon Ramsay look for his lamb sauce.
" *alright we'll call it a draw* "
Chrominoid 04 more like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
We all know gonna is win the di is more than likely gonna hella out scream him
Ramsey would be quiet
Chefs may be intense
But they are nothing against someone who trains killing machines
4:45 when accidentally cut in front of a group of girls in Starbucks
Kieran Foster lmao
The Reasonable Nazarene *white girls*
Black girls would be McDonald's or KFC . Get your stereotypes right . Gahhh 🙄😂
😂 i can't breath !! ahahahahah
lmfaoo 😂😂
That is true af
I just graduated from 2nd Battalion Echo company last week. I remember being on post 1 firewatch and listening to people say aye aye sir in their sleep, spooked me. Semper Fidelis :(
Enlisted in 2012 1st Bn Charlie company Parris island. I once Tripped during some part of the crucible... my face went straight in the mud and I tried to get up as fast as I could and one of the dickhole di's stepped on my back and pushed my ass right back in. Fast forward to 2020 me and him ended up having a beer together (I most definitely told him he was a dick) long story short I discharged out (honorably) dd-214 w/ dd-256 obviously lol I will forever say that I damn sure dont miss parris island but I damn sure miss what I've learned from it. Always faithful, always forward. Semper fidelis.
When I was MCRD PISC (platoon 1033 B Co. 1st RTB), one of my squad leaders yelled "Right face! Aye, aye, sir!" in the wee hours of the morning. Scared the crap out of me 'cause it sounded like SDI SSgt Wheeler.
How many did rifle manual in their sleep. Had one hold his arms up like he was holding a rifle in port arms.
2nd Bn Echo myself! 2068 way back in 1996 though, Ooh Rah!
Hell yeah, another member of Echo Co!
When you are a body builder, you're body are shredded, when you are marine corps drill instructor, your vocal cord can absolutely destroy any existence in this planet.
Army: Your skills will be strained.
Marines: You will not survive.
National Guard: for individuals new to first person shooters
Navy: your abilities in combat will be tested
Best comment ever
4:41, pretty much every COD server voice chat.
Where *do* you people find these servers?
No, seriously, most servers I've played on are dead silent.
Thenextworldwar There is no forced gamechat in BOIII that's why you don't hear as many people.
That goes for every COD game I've ever played. Sure, there have been a few, but most of the time it's quiet.
Thenextworldwar you play on PS?
I've played on PC, PS3, PS4 and Xbox 360.
Army: Screams at you horribly. Marines: Same thing but with COCAIN!!
Matt Tate *COCAINE
Y'know it's a lot scarier off screen when no one's got a fucking phone
One way to completely lose your voice: Become a drill instructor
Marine Drill Instructor. They're the ones that loses their voices in a week.
One of my Drill Sgts lost his voice for about a week from yelling, he was much less amusing to listen to so he smoked us every time the alarm on his watch went off to make up for it. Good times.
Michael oh wow
Army - Dad
Marines - Gym Teacher that marries your mom
Airforce - Grandma
Navy - the brother everyone thinks is gay
Coast guard - the adopted one
Best comment lmao
America- the incest gay brother
Coast gaurd DI's are no joke bruh dont disrespect them
Fresh outta boot camp some RDC's are fucking walking devils.
but whos the mom
“Look at me!” “Why are you looking at me look at the ground!” “Look at me!” “Look at the ground!” “Look at me!” “Now look at your own face!”
That would fuck me up
My drill sergeant was a great man. He changed my life. That was almost 20 years ago
This comment has been retracted due to y’all not being able to have a civil discussion in the replies
Well on the Air Force you would need more brain, for obvious things lol
Facu Okinggton you need more brains to make it back home as a infantry man. You need brains to do any job in the military
average players yeah by you also have to have serious brains on top of that to be a cryptologic language analyst
@@stone65037 Perhaps, yes, but the Air Force have to do more calculations when they are on the air, since they are using high and expensive military equippment, that's why I think you would need even more brain on the Air Force
Air Force BMT was anything but peaceful.
All the Marine drill sergeants have raspy ass voices from all that yelling lol
The Marines do not have Drill Sergeants, we have Drill Instructors.
Pope HD. fuckin oorah
you mean a Marine drill instructor not sergeant
It's instructor not sergeant
join the Corp and then pull a gump and say yes drill sergeant and see what happens
Army DS: Hey, your supposed to hold this with a tight grip.
Marines DI: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career.
Us army drill sgt: "Im gonna be your mentor"
Usmc drill instructor: *I ' M G O N N A B E Y O U R N I G H T M A R E*
They don’t seem like nightmares, they just seem like goons. It’s amazing anyone actually learns a single thing with that kind of absurdly toxic behavior. It’s no wonder SWAT crushes every branch in drills and games-they actually treat each other with respect and train like human beings. And I’m not even talking about veterans who go SWAT either.
@@jasonfrost5025 the whole point of marine boot camp is to break you down, then to build you back up so you don’t break under pressure
@@minhle2315 Studies show that this doesn't work well at all. Like the other dude said, treating eachother with respect yields better trained, disciplined and motivated soldiers. Most other NATO countries has stopped the "break down, build up", because, to no one's surprise, it's bullshit way to create warriors.
4:48 halfway through that he sounded like he gave up on words and just went to screaming AHHH AHHH
LOOOOOOOOOOUD NOISEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!!!
Eli Scarbro Dude, he was quoting a movie. You ruined it. LOL
Well Shit get's me everytime..
whitedevil2 I agree...this not Training.....this is BS
Dave Thomas When your a kid your parents yell at you and you cry. This is to make you mentally strong. They use it to break you apart during basic training and later rebuild your confidence.
kevin lehman Yelling does not make you mentally strong. What the enemy is going to yell the daylights outa you?? so you got be prepared. ??
"I'm gonna take a wild guess on what you shot on the range"
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"DID YOU!?" "Yes sir" "Imagine That!"
Every once in a while one will surprise you. Total spazz shoots Expert.
We called it a "...toilet seat..."
The comment i was looking for. Did not disappoint
Those 2 were awesome in that clip
I've seen both Army DS's and Marine DI's in action, first hand, and this presentation captures the different approaches admirably and accurately. The Army, which is necessarily more democratic and egalitarian, and must have less demanding entry standards in order to allow for a broader recruit base and to meet its high numerical requirements, does "build men". It coaches the recruits into the soldiers they must become. The Marine Corps, which is required, by law, to maintain four divisions, is naturally much smaller, can be more restrictive of its selection pool, and is more demanding. Faced with the stories he has heard, the volunteer has basically resolved that he IS a Marine, before he signs in. Boot camp is to force him to find his inner Marine, to push him and challenge him and provoke him to prove himself, to himself. If he washes out, he didn't believe he was a Marine. Basic Training makes the recruit chisel away the junk that impedes his Marinehood, and shows him the way the Corps functions, so he may do his chosen duty and accomplish his mission. It sets a high goal of resourcefulness, proficiency, personal pride, drill and appearance standards, which he attains because he knows they are his, and he wants them. Drill Instructors don't make Marines. They challenge the fledglings to TAKE their legacy, as Marines. Both Services are good, and their trainers are excellent. But their methods are different, because their premise and approach must be different. They both fight for America, but while the Soldier has his unit to be proud of, the Marine has to sustain the reputation of the entire Corps. It's a heady concept, but very real. That may explain the difference in training, for those who wondered. God bless Liberty, and all who defend it.
+Mikey mystery thats a good write up bud
Thanks very much. I appreciate you reading it.
+Mikey mystery HOOAH
Thanks, Bosley. "The beat's 180, not the direction, 'cause we ain't got time to lose."
However, its the Army that wins a war, fellahs. The Marine Corp has always felt it was under pressure to justify its existance, remember there have many attempts to disband it, ignorant attempts IMHO, because a navy, and navy, DOES need a land operating force, to secure the coast, etc., and in the US, it goes beyond that, in WW2 it was a shocktroop landing force on small islands. But because Marine brass has always felt a need to justify itself, they have overinfalted their importance with friendly reporters and bogus PR. Take a look at WW1, Belleau Wood. It was two Army divisions that chewed up the Germans, but one the 1 brigade of Marines got the press because Marine brass finagled the bogus story by reporters, Floyd Gibbons most notably, and played it up, embellishment, not journalism. The "devil dogs"(teufelhunde) was bullshit invented by an American correspondent and was never used by the Germans. Marines have gotten way more than their fair share of war reporting, some of it clearly propaganda, but in the end, its the Army that has won every one of America's wars.
Us army drill: sarcasm and hatred powered by nicotine and energy drinks
Us marine drill: pure rage, combined with insanity and busted vocal cords
You have no idea what you're talking about. This much is clear. Wow!
@elevenb6967 Says the one so hooah his username is his mos
@@thiksnicker1664
That's an adorable comeback. Bravo!
Unfortunately for you, it doesn't negate the fact that you're about as clueless as Alicia Silverstone. Please refrain from posting regarding subjects about which you obviously know nothing.
At 6:15 he was ready to go home 😂😂💀💀💀
Yes he was. Poor thing.
No he wasnt. He seemed to handle it pretty well. He responded with vigor and didnt falter under the pressure.
Damn. Looks like you don't need to go to war to get PTSD.
Wolvenfire86 lmfaoo
You sound like a lil bitch
😂 it's just boot camp lol
Branden's Outdoor Channel That seems like something that a pussy would say to justify the fact that they're a pussy
Wolvenfire86 NO SHIT.
6:26 "You're going to tell me what you frickn' need, ok? I'M HERE FOR YOUR GODDAMN NEEDS, RIGHT!?! RIGHT!?!"
DI's will yell "needs" if you say needs instead of request.
MetalSkeleton56 really? I didn't know that. why?
Because if you say "Needs", that means to the DI's that you absolutely NEED it,and if your rib ain't broken, they'll send you back in line. If it's something that you want, like maybe going to BAS, you say request. If you NEED something, they'll know, but you should always say request because they want to break you down.
MetalSkeleton56 good ol' intro economics: the difference between wants and needs
Yep.
Just graduated 4/15 Parris Island. Best 5 month nightmare of my life. Oorah.