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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @bingobongo9521
    @bingobongo9521 Год назад +1316

    You guys remember „Fox and the Hound“? It‘s a underrated but brillant old Disney movie. It got straight to my heart as a kid, and never left. It‘s just beautiful. At least this one is pretty safe from a remake. There is just no way this could be adapted for today‘s audience: It deals with death, loss, friendship, growing up, sacrifices, choices…Disney thinks that kids nowadays are to dumb and fragile for anything that goes beyond fart-jokes and quick comical relief.

    • @minanikolic1456
      @minanikolic1456 Год назад +85

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers that movie. It taught me so much and set my standards for art while i was just a kid. Those heartbreaking scenes by the end still roam through my brain rent free
      Children are capable of understanding any complex matters if those are layed out through a story. Headquarters in Disney currently just don't care about any children at all.

    • @TheHammerofDissidence
      @TheHammerofDissidence Год назад +36

      I had nightmares of the bear as a kid..

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. Год назад +30

      That movie is fantastic, for real. One of the best Disney movies, from a storytelling perspective. It's not my favorite enjoyability-wise, but I still respect it.

    • @alrose8870
      @alrose8870 Год назад +28

      What I really liked about that movie, in typical Disney fashion, was that Todd and Copper can still hang out as friends but in secret since they live in different situations.

    • @tequilamockingbird758
      @tequilamockingbird758 Год назад +6

      So fuking good.

  • @Pomoscorzo
    @Pomoscorzo Год назад +4767

    Ariel killing Ursula herself not only undoes the "she saved him and then he saved her" narrative; it also completely cancels Eric's agenda. By killing King Triton's arch-enemy he proved to him that humans are not actually bad but can be capable, good-hearted people. That's why he relents, allows his daughter to marry him, and in the final scene forms a rainbow with his trident to show that the human world and the sea world are now one. So, Ariel being "a brave woman who does not need a man to rescue her" is completely beside the point. 🙄

    • @Miraclestimesten
      @Miraclestimesten Год назад +223

      that’s why there was no rainbow at the end

    • @MROYvids
      @MROYvids Год назад +78

      Um...In the original film it's NEVER addressed that the king finds out that Eric is the one who killed Ursula. "Eric earned the respect for humans from Triton agenda" in the original NEVER happened.
      Triton discovered that his daughter would go to the lengths of even making a deal with the sea witch to fulfill her dreams and desires of living on land. No matter what Triton does to "protect" her she will always be curious of what is out there. Also he comes to terms with his own emotions ("I'm gonna miss her") and realizes his daughter will live her own life, so he relinquishes his control and allows her to become human. Even tough Triton says "She really does love him" to Sebastian, it was never really about Eric that he allows her to become human but more for her to create her own path in life.

    • @RatedAwesome
      @RatedAwesome Год назад +323

      ​@@MROYvids I think he's talking about Triton appearing with a nod of approval for Eric. Which is earned by his actions of saving his daughter. Triton knew Eric killed Ursula to save Ariel. That's why he approved of their love. You are right about the other part though

    • @JakeTraver
      @JakeTraver Год назад +41

      "So, Ariel being "a brave woman who does not need a man to rescue her" is completely beside the point." - It's okay. Eric will just have to become a passport bro. ;)

    • @TheSaintFrenzy
      @TheSaintFrenzy Год назад +5

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Год назад +16234

    The fact the crew had to redo the water scenes because the actress 'couldn't swim' is comedy on itself.

    • @devekut2
      @devekut2 Год назад +1622

      None of "them" like the water.

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 Год назад +1217

      So that joke really did come true.

    • @balthazarasquith
      @balthazarasquith Год назад +808

      ​@@paulbarclay4114 are you saying there are nice racist things one could say? 😂

    • @MrShinoTheBugman
      @MrShinoTheBugman Год назад +1587

      @@balthazarasquith she might be good at basketball?

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 Год назад +80

      WHAT

  • @StrunDoNhor
    @StrunDoNhor Год назад +4039

    You what I genuinely love about this movie?
    The directorial team presumably made Ariel's sisters all different races because they're a _progressive_ team that _values women, no matter the skin color,_ when all they did in reality is imply that King Triton has a multi-racial harem with whom he's fathered many children.

    • @rtmis1
      @rtmis1 Год назад +330

      Holy based

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 Год назад +339

      Well duh, slavery was rampant in coastal, especially the african triangle zone.
      Keyed Triton just abducted mermaids from their homelands or got them gifted as a sort of tribute. Disney being as amazing as always.

    • @TheGreyman61
      @TheGreyman61 Год назад

      Who gives a shit

    • @Onsideharbor894
      @Onsideharbor894 Год назад +139

      ​@Martha Morgan pretty sure this is sarcasm

    • @azazenson55
      @azazenson55 Год назад +75

      @@Onsideharbor894 one can hope...

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 Год назад +14144

    I absolutely hate the "realistic" trend of CGI animals. The old Disney made strange-looking animals like crabs and flounders cute instead of realistic for a reason.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados Год назад +438

      It's not really a trend. It's just Disney trying to make it one and nobody follows.

    • @absolite6
      @absolite6 Год назад +404

      I mean I'm an animal lover and I sometimes find even some odd looking animals cute but the problem is that many don't translate well in CGI, especially for showing expression. The CGI on Flounder and Sebastian are a testament to that.
      I'm still screaming at the fact that Sebastian is now a ghost crab. A crab species that *can't breathe underwater!!* -And seriously why does his mouth look so weird.-

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Год назад +200

      Sebastian looks absolutely horrific in just the trailers. I can't imagine how bad it must be to look at that for an entire movie.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados Год назад +86

      @@GeraltofRivia22 Imagine having to work on that abomination.

    • @joeyj6526
      @joeyj6526 Год назад +62

      @@GeraltofRivia22 and yet id rather kiss that then arial. That's just fucking haunting.

  • @XeniaChow
    @XeniaChow Год назад +14009

    There's a reason Disney keeps making its villians sympathetic. Because then young people will learn to always excuse their bad behavior.

    • @Zathren
      @Zathren Год назад +1026

      Terrifyingly accurate.

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Год назад +954

      Remember when making sympathatic villains was actually cool and made villains better, now we are looking for the classic villains because we are tired of sympathetic villains

    • @wyssmaster
      @wyssmaster Год назад

      It's so they can excuse their own awful behavior. "Oh, you found out that I rape children? Well my parents were mean to me, so I had no choice!"

    • @HeavyMetalisLaw
      @HeavyMetalisLaw Год назад +673

      I see it as grroming them to accept evil, whether that evil is being done to themselves or others

    • @lonewolf9578
      @lonewolf9578 Год назад +74

      @@wyssmaster don’t give Hollywood ideas

  • @johnleonard9102
    @johnleonard9102 Год назад +2899

    Scuttle was an absolute unit in the animated film.
    He's the one who conducted the espionage mission that led to the discovery that Ursula was going to marry Eric.
    He gathered air and sea units to lead a joint operation to stall the wedding, with himself leading multiple bombing runs.
    He went toe-to-toe against the sea witch, hitting her with a deafening scream which resulted in him getting choked; even through the asphyxiation, he grabbed the locket and pulled until its string broke, crashing the locket to the ground and returning Ariel's voice where it belonged.
    Now he's just Awkwafina.

    • @dustincameron787
      @dustincameron787 Год назад +334

      Talk about a downgrade.

    • @themightycrixus1131
      @themightycrixus1131 Год назад +70

      For real!!

    • @janhornak5739
      @janhornak5739 Год назад +305

      Using military terminology makes this 100% better. =D

    • @flamej3982
      @flamej3982 Год назад

      I'm so tired of her voice I could puke. She's played so many unfunny comic reliefs she's become a burden...

    • @Noble713
      @Noble713 Год назад +96

      Damn man, the next time I'm told I need to recommend a Marine for an award I'm coming to you to write the narrative!

  • @demoral3030
    @demoral3030 Год назад +1619

    Ariel's actor being unable to swim will never stop being hilarious to me.

    • @CharleyGurl
      @CharleyGurl Год назад +38

      She scuba dives. I think she can swim, mate.

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 Год назад +131

      Seeing the *ahem* certain demographic having to take remedial swim qual during boot camp was when I know some stereotypes are too damn true

    • @CharleyGurl
      @CharleyGurl Год назад +31

      @@rusty7984 What is wrong with you?

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 Год назад +108

      @@CharleyGurl
      Nothing just pointing out some stereotypes exist for a reason

    • @CharleyGurl
      @CharleyGurl Год назад +18

      @@rusty7984 Thanks, Rusty. Enjoy your next NASCAR race.

  • @Mlai00
    @Mlai00 Год назад +1852

    There's a reason why all the other characters immediately shut the seagull up whenever he tried to sing in the original movie. In this one, they let him. It's a perfect encapsulation of this movie.

  • @Argedis
    @Argedis Год назад +2780

    Eric saving Ariel at the end of the original movie was the WHOLE POINT that earned the King's respect/blessing and trust of humans.

    • @TheSourcerer99
      @TheSourcerer99 Год назад +40

      That wasn't even acknowledge in the original movie. I watched the original one right before seeing the new one and thought that shit made no sense.

    • @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
      @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 Год назад +183

      And as the Drinker pointed out, was him saving her just like she had already saved him before.

    • @xxnyaxx269
      @xxnyaxx269 Год назад +5

      that point wasn’t expanded on in the movie enough for me to even notice it.. i much prefer the main character getting to be the hero of the story

    • @Nicole-em9yo
      @Nicole-em9yo Год назад +95

      Also to return the favor since she saved his life twice in the movie and killed flotsam and jetsam. The feminists seem to conveniently forget that because most of them are GenZ years who have never seen the original movie.

    • @mrwelshi7201
      @mrwelshi7201 Год назад +174

      @@TheSourcerer99 You're saying that the movie needs to spell it out for you?
      "Hey thanks for saving my daughter Eric i now trust humans because of your selfless deed." lol

  • @brandonspain12345
    @brandonspain12345 Год назад +834

    A princess saving herself. Who could've seen that coming? 🤯 But honestly, in the animated film, Prince Eric saving Ariel causes Triton to see humans in a different light. It's a character defining moment. Instead, Triton sets her daughter free for what?
    "Hey, Ariel. Go leave the ocean for this man who can't protect you. He's not royal blood either. He was adopted. He's actually pretty useless like I assumed humans are. But, be set free! You're in good hands!"

    • @HerrRitschwumm01
      @HerrRitschwumm01 Год назад

      Cant have a man saving a woman these days, can we? Because that would totally be anti-woke? And we cant have that for sure!

    • @matheuskirisame
      @matheuskirisame Год назад +67

      wamhen power >>> logic and context behind actions, pls understand.

    • @anoushkasood4383
      @anoushkasood4383 Год назад +4

      The whole point of the movie is that Triton as a dad should not control Ariel’s decisions and that’s what he realises later on, so Eric being the saviour does not make sense in the storyline, so your comment is dumb

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Год назад

      @@anoushkasood4383 actually the remake is dumb, and so is anyone who enjoys it. Thank you for ruining disneyfor the normal, intelligent people.

    • @syamelkiller5804
      @syamelkiller5804 Год назад +60

      ​@@anoushkasood4383 idk man, there's the reason he's change his mind, if its not him being a savior then what is it?

  • @formerevolutionist
    @formerevolutionist Год назад +1614

    My daughter, who doesn't care about Ariel being black or anything like that, actually saw the movie and said it totally sucked. It was dark and boring. Also, she said that Halle Bailey's eyes were so far apart she looked like one of the fishes.

    • @suspiciousbird487
      @suspiciousbird487 Год назад +558

      👁️ 👁️
      👃🏿
      👄

    • @fallenforgotten7063
      @fallenforgotten7063 Год назад +290

      I’m not gonna lie. I laughed out loud at this one.

    • @matthewfusaro2590
      @matthewfusaro2590 Год назад +363

      Kids are the most honest critics.

    • @jadasweets3029
      @jadasweets3029 Год назад +44

      Well if she looked like one of the fishes, it seems to me she was best suited for the role. So what’s your problem Mam, you and your daughter didn’t have to watch! You would of just stayed at home

    • @iagreewithyou3478
      @iagreewithyou3478 Год назад

      ​@@jadasweets3029Shut up Jada. Go back to messing around with Cleopatra.

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel Год назад +1128

    These Disney remakes are not entirely worthless. For me, the best part about it is seeing guys like The Critical Drinker review this tripe.

    • @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747
      @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 Год назад +45

      They also give us examples of how NOT to make a film

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Год назад +12

      Do you want to watch your favorite animated Disney movies to be live action? Why not just watch Broadway or any stage performances in Disneyland? Or if you want to feel nostalgia, just watch the animated movies many times.

    • @shadowpathfinder7723
      @shadowpathfinder7723 Год назад +8

      Calling this filth tripe is an insult to cow intestine. Some people really think it brings out the flavor and nutrition in their dishes

    • @welit2287
      @welit2287 Год назад +1

      Mama shes like me 🌚

    • @yllekfrizco4557
      @yllekfrizco4557 Год назад +1

      Hailey really nailed her rendition of WAP in this movie.

  • @RabbiSteve
    @RabbiSteve Год назад +4186

    “When Melissa McCarthy is the best thing in your movie, you know you’ve got problems.“ That just about says it all. Thank you Drinker

    • @bygoneegowaitingremoval
      @bygoneegowaitingremoval Год назад +37

      I came looking for this comment

    • @shlomophobe5582
      @shlomophobe5582 Год назад +39

      To be fair, she was great as Dzhewish literary forger Lee Israel in Can You Ever Forgive Me? The first thing I ever liked her in

    • @horatio_lionheart
      @horatio_lionheart Год назад +46

      *insert Kronk "no, no. he's got a point." gif*

    • @DavidNefelimSlayer
      @DavidNefelimSlayer Год назад +14

      Best cast as a manatee.

    • @alanlee67
      @alanlee67 Год назад

      Halle Bailey is just plain unattractive and has no star power. Complete waste of the budget.

  • @TransformersBoss
    @TransformersBoss Год назад +768

    I like how, because Ariel’s sisters are a diverse cast, that directly means King Triton is a major player with many baby-mamas

    • @shasvrefirios1536
      @shasvrefirios1536 Год назад +13

      HAhahaha! Nice

    • @notyetawomen5257
      @notyetawomen5257 Год назад +156

      He really did rule them seven seas 😂

    • @GreyhawkTheAngry
      @GreyhawkTheAngry Год назад

      Or its the other way around: Triton's a cuck and his wife was sleeping around.

    • @shanicestella2226
      @shanicestella2226 Год назад +43

      Triton technically Zeus nephew
      That’s why he shares Zeus sexual appetite on harems

    • @fairfortune67
      @fairfortune67 Год назад +8

      Always liked king Triton lol

  • @be8w
    @be8w Год назад +395

    They were 6 lovely children, but the youngest was the most beautiful of them all, her skin was as clear and bright as a rose petal, her eyes as blue as the deepest lake, but like all the others she had no feet, her body ended in a fishtail. - H.C Andersen

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 Год назад +61

      which the cartoon stayed mostly true to. Because allegedly it was based on H. C. Andersens, work.
      and supposedly the remake (its a remake afterall) was based on the cartoon. So why the raceswapped Ariel is beyond me. Let alone all her sisters and ofcourse not to mention the parents to Erik. Who is somehow an adopted child????
      also seeing as HC wrote it back in the what 1800's ? he wouldn't have known much about the outside world in general. So its obvious the setting was a renascence era nordic european.

    • @feelstora3
      @feelstora3 Год назад +6

      I think disney not staying true to that aspect of the story isn't the biggest problem with the live action remake. Personally I think the story of the cartoon version was perfectly fine but they just had to change it and somehow manage to make prince Eric very uninteresting and useless.
      I love Hans Christian Andersen so I'm usually critical whenever one of his stories is adapted (for me Disney screw one of the best fairytales "The Snow Queen" when they decided to make "Frozen"). The original "The Little Mermaid" by disney was legit imo... but this live action version tried to hard and not hard enough at the same time. Like aas if it was enough to quote Andersen in the beginning but not even really pick it up as part of the story but simply show something that was supposed to represent how crucial it was for Ariel so she could shed a tear at the end of the movie. And they didn't have time to include that as aspect of the story?

    • @JordiH69
      @JordiH69 Год назад +5

      Damn your logic, Spock!

    • @Eazy-ERyder
      @Eazy-ERyder Год назад +8

      Ariel is a FICTIONAL character and in case you didn't know, mermaids are NOT tral. Halle Bailey only made her far more atteactive

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 Год назад +75

      @@Eazy-ERyder fictional, alright. suppose you dont mind we switch Black panther out with Ryan Gosling then. I mean black panther is fictional after all.
      the argument that because its fictional its somehow okay to raceswap is incredibly stupid.
      Ariel was written by a Danish author who described her as white.
      also Halle is in no way attractive. Have you seen the gap between her eyes?.... damn.
      the only thing halle did well was sing, her acting was wooden plank level, almost no emotion or expression. just the same blank expressions most scenes.

  • @wowkir
    @wowkir Год назад +2334

    My biggest gripe is how they changed the story, so Ariel “doesn’t go on land for a boy any more, but for herself” in some female empowerment moment. 1989-Ariel went on land partly because she fell in love but mostly because she wanted to be independent of her father and see the world upstairs. She wanted an adventure. Falling in love was the last push she needed.
    And what’s so wrong about sacrificing yourself for love anyway?! Stupid postmodernist bullshit narcissistic ideologies BLERGH!

    • @chewxieyang4677
      @chewxieyang4677 Год назад +73

      That's not even mentioning the fact that the original story does not have a happy ending as we understand it. She did not get the guy, who thought it was someone else who saved him. It's a tragedy with that ended with her getting a soul.

    • @BigBenzilla
      @BigBenzilla Год назад +188

      Love? Society wants you to know... *checks notes*, "It's more empowering for you to dedicate your life to your career than to find love or meaning in this short life."
      Now get back to work!😂

    • @TheYodelingViking
      @TheYodelingViking Год назад +28

      @@chewxieyang4677 She also had the choice to either kill him and live or to die and let him be happy with his wife. Neither the prince nor his wife were bad people and didn't deserve death and she didn't kill him. Her father wasn't cruel either and rather it's the humans that tend to hate mermaids, but every mermaid loves the things they find from the human world. Ursulas equivalent only called the sea witch is also just someone who can do magical potions for a price with no cheap tricks. She even tells the little mermaid that it would probably be best to just not do it as she will feel like getting stabbed when tranforming, every step is like walking on knives and she will most likely get a broken heart since the prince has no knowledge of her. Also her voice was just the most valuable thing she had outside her life which is why it was the price. There is no villain in the story. Only a girl in love who couldn't get the guy.

    • @Paraludic
      @Paraludic Год назад +3

      How do you feel about Drinker admitting to pirating the film and not paying attention while saying the CGI looks bad? Also, do you not think it's weird that the byline of the ScreenRant article he shows to show that the film is being panned really just proves his whole argument wrong?

    • @TheYodelingViking
      @TheYodelingViking Год назад

      @@BigBenzilla How about both though? Like the original where her dream was to live among humans and her love was just a tiny bit? Of course today love can't exist. Unless of course it's same sex, but we can't have hetero love on screen. We don't want equality, but rather reverse the roles. White people need to be discriminated against, Men are to be seen as worthless and Heterosexual love is to be seen as disgusting. I'm all for equality, but the people actively saying they fight for it don't know what they want. Do they want to make the privileged equally unprivileged or the unprivileged equally privileged? They tried doing both and fail to notice they are just making the world just as bad, but just reversed roles. Make love not war got lost in translation.

  • @veronikamajerova4564
    @veronikamajerova4564 Год назад +482

    It´s sad how they butchered Eric, because he was IMO one of the best Disney princes. He had personality - was fun loving, adventurous and as curious about the see as Ariel is about the land. Their personalities match, which is why they are perfect for eachother. You also don´t see Eric in "princely" attire, unless it is formal occasion. He eagerly talks with the people of his kingdom as equal, and when the statue of him, where he is all noble and heroic, is unveiled, he is like "Who is this guy? That´s not me." It was also his personality that made Ariel like him when she secretly watched the ship.
    Also, the fact that it was him who saved Ariel and stabbed Ursula was pretty important story-wise, since it was this action that in the end finaly convinced Triton that not all humans are bad, which is why he allowed Ariel to go with him and made her human.

    • @ronnielee1009
      @ronnielee1009 Год назад +17

      Everything except for the final Ursula scene is exactly how he is portrayed in the movie. You should watch it for yourself.

    • @whoasked6696
      @whoasked6696 Год назад +14

      So you didn’t watch the movie..

    • @FarhanaK
      @FarhanaK Год назад +13

      I don't think you watched the movie? Eric was exactly like his animated counterpart apart from the Ursula ending ship part

    • @ItsCarde
      @ItsCarde Год назад

      This is what happens when you don’t actually watch the film and want to dick ride off of others have your own opinion next time

    • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
      @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 Год назад

      Alright, I agree that this movie is shit, but what in the flying fuck is "fun loving"? As if to suggest there are people out there who hate fun, like somebody's going to create a dating site profile and put the words "fun hating" in their profile. NO FUCKING FUN TO BE FOUND HERE, YOU SHUT YOU'RE FUCKIN' MOUTH. We're going to sit here in silence and watch CNN.

  • @thefairybug40
    @thefairybug40 Год назад +1051

    I hate that they took away Eric ramming Ursula for a reason that I don't think I'v seen addressed yet: he wasn't just saving Ariel, Triton, and the entirety of Atlantica, but he was also avenging himself. She HYPNOTIZED and mentally dominated him. She would've forced him to marry her, and it wasn't even about HIM. It wasn't even about ARIEL. It was barely even about Triton. It was all about power. She made him a pawn, took away his agency and his soul just so that she could still use a totally different pawn against Triton, and he made her regret it with the very ship she stuck him on to prevent his rescue. THAT is what they took away from Eric. It's not about the killsteal -- it about everything it represents.

    • @taylorlovesbooks94
      @taylorlovesbooks94 Год назад +14

      You are WAYYYYY over thinking it dude, calm down. Eric was such a nothing character in the original.

    • @eljefeamericano4308
      @eljefeamericano4308 Год назад +233

      You're not way over-thinking this, as Taylor said. You made a great point. And this is a trend in a lot of these remakes. The people making the movies only recognize the most superficial aspects of their characters and the stories they're dealing with.

    • @taylorlovesbooks94
      @taylorlovesbooks94 Год назад +1

      @@eljefeamericano4308 so you’re saying Eric was not a superficial, 2 dimensional character? Nah, bro, you literally have no idea what you’re talking about.

    • @thefairybug40
      @thefairybug40 Год назад +114

      @@taylorlovesbooks94 Whatever, dude.

    • @vcdonovan5943
      @vcdonovan5943 Год назад +127

      @@taylorlovesbooks94 LOL please don't make the mistake of thinking you're smart or clever. You're not.

  • @creepykretins
    @creepykretins Год назад +153

    My 3 yr old niece can watch the animated one without moving but as soon as this movie started she was bored and playing with her doll 😂

  • @73elephants
    @73elephants Год назад +865

    It takes a brave man to watch a new Disney movie in this day and age. I thank you for your courage and fortitude.

    • @diaryofafreebitch
      @diaryofafreebitch Год назад +5

      LOLLLLLL yes so courageous ! Wow the celebration of mediocrity is wild.
      (This is sarcasm. I think it’s pathetic how grown adults are losing their shit over Disney movies. Y’all weird af.)

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 Год назад +10

      Alcohol on hand lol

    • @sigmaarmstrong8460
      @sigmaarmstrong8460 Год назад +3

      As long as he didn't pay to see it.

    • @iro6758
      @iro6758 Год назад

      ​​@@diaryofafreebitchtf...
      1. Disney can't make anything good or meaningful with Disney properties anymore... If you actually comprehend basic morality, to say nothing about the source material, their new "wares" are blatantly egregious and illogical.
      Read: incompatible with a well-meaning rational mind.
      2. Disney and their malicious/vacant stares literally slander and black ball anybody willing to be honest about them. (He's a writer/director. Fyi.)
      3. Any one of us could drop dead at any moment from a stroke or embolism... Is watching a black washed little mermaid, as opposed to telling the unique African myths surrounding them, where you want to be "when Jesus comes back"???

    • @randycliff4045
      @randycliff4045 Год назад +8

      So far I have not seen one of the live remakes of the Disney-crap-train. Glad I don't have to feel sad missing this one. My grandchildren will just have to enjoy the original.

  • @lethukuthulamaphumulo1040
    @lethukuthulamaphumulo1040 Год назад +1475

    Literally laughed my ass off when you asked how did it cost 200 million dollars 😂😂

    • @jonnyshanon2103
      @jonnyshanon2103 Год назад +85

      Some of that was the cost to cover Reperations for the black cast.

    • @hgonz14
      @hgonz14 Год назад +58

      $250 million sadly lol

    • @quiver5756
      @quiver5756 Год назад +28

      @@hgonz14 And not even counting the marketing of course.

    • @spiritsplice
      @spiritsplice Год назад +1

      I doubt it did. Most of hollywood is just money laundering.

    • @saltycat662
      @saltycat662 Год назад +27

      @@spiritsplice Facts. Don't forget the child trafficking.

  • @MrHeavy466
    @MrHeavy466 Год назад +800

    I'm suprised Disney didn't make "Ursula": a film that goes into the tragic backstory of how Triton unfairly banished his former court magician because she jammed herself into an octopus.

    • @Mr__Geno
      @Mr__Geno Год назад +42

      @Shepard’s P1e I'll admit, Maleficent was actually a decent movie but give it a week and soon you will see that Disney is working on an "Ursula" film on how she was forced by men to become an evil, octopus.

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 Год назад +35

      That was just the official story that they fed the media. The true story is that she came out as non-binary to Triton and he banished her because he's a transphobe. The octopus thing is just Ursula living her life as her true self. That will be the central theme of her origin story movie.

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz Год назад +9

      Oh, they probably will. Give them time.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Год назад +9

      They will, like Cruella.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Год назад +1

      Is a trans octopus a calamari trapped in the body of an octo? Just askin 😊

  • @Humbertusmarius
    @Humbertusmarius Год назад +334

    The way Sam Neill's screaming in fear was used as a reaction to Aquafina's rapping is priceless.

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 Год назад +23

      That was exactly what I felt when watching that uncomfortable song. I regret not taking a piss break during it cause damn it dragged on

    • @nickytommymancinelli8066
      @nickytommymancinelli8066 Год назад +9

      Waaaa chicka waaaa chicka waaaa waaaa

  • @gollyg9339
    @gollyg9339 Год назад +2138

    Here's 3 unbiased and honest reviews. I have 3 kids (ages 11, 9, 7) who all loved the animated movie. We took them to see this and after an hour my 7 year old was asking to leave and my 9 & 11 year olds (who are obsessed with the animated movie) said the movie was okay but that they'd never watch it again.
    They simply wanted to be entertained, and Disney failed at that.

    • @wondergirl1586
      @wondergirl1586 Год назад +91

      That's how I felt watching A Wrinkle in time

    • @vehzee
      @vehzee Год назад +9

      @@wondergirl1586 are you a child?

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord Год назад +141

      @@vehzee So much salt.

    • @Mockingbird7504
      @Mockingbird7504 Год назад +39

      So this movie is not for kids is what I am getting.

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 Год назад

      Disney is no longer trying to entertain. Their goal is to indoctrinate, to alphabetize everything. To change the culture irrevocably. Their end goal? Don't want to say what I think it is but I think it is the same end goal for a lot of people on the far left. The last frontier in stripping away all societal mores and taboos. You can guess.

  • @PlayerOne.StartGame
    @PlayerOne.StartGame Год назад +323

    The "lessons" taught in movies in 2023:
    - If you're a teenage girl, you've got nothing to learn and no flaws or personal growth left to have because you're perfect the way you are.
    - If you're a villain you're actually a very special nuanced shade of grey that no one understands but we stand with you (oh unless you're a hetero yt man then you're just the devil).
    - Romantic love isn't real and any man who pretends to love you is just getting in the way of your independent slayyying gOrl you need ta DUMP his azzz.

    • @Afrologist
      @Afrologist Год назад +16

      What happens when you hire female writers.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus Год назад

      - the best a person of color can aspire to be is a second-rate knockoff of much loved white character.

    • @rrwholloway
      @rrwholloway Год назад +34

      My three year old daughter will never see this abomination, or any of the live action remakes. The morals they teach are evil.

    • @jonsnow2555
      @jonsnow2555 Год назад +15

      ​@@Afrologist female Gen z writers

    • @daikansanchez7674
      @daikansanchez7674 Год назад +6

      Yep, that about sums it up.

  • @YouSuprised
    @YouSuprised Год назад +1905

    The way princes Ariel kicked Eric in the balls and shouted: ''This is for all the mansplaining that I have endured", and when Eric says: ''You are right, you are absolutely right, I am so sorry, I have wronged you, I should have had checked my white privilege before meeting you'', were truly the most inspiring moments I have ever seen from a Disney film. A 10/10.

    • @TrevorMoses312
      @TrevorMoses312 Год назад +16

      😳😆😆😆

    • @joex8au04
      @joex8au04 Год назад +52

      Wait is this true?

    • @toddmacadam3888
      @toddmacadam3888 Год назад +308

      The sad thing is that since I haven't seen the movie, I'm only 75% sure you're joking.

    • @Eroxi3
      @Eroxi3 Год назад +265

      You know the movie is bad when you're not entirely sure if this is satire or not

    • @SILCIllustrations
      @SILCIllustrations Год назад +18

      Did this actually happen?

  • @bangazboom9925
    @bangazboom9925 Год назад +80

    The Little Mermaid is a tale from Danish indigenous culture, but Disney has cast actors from a different race and culture for the lead role. Will they do that to other indigenous cultures too? For example, will they take an African story about an African hero, but cast a Mongolian as the lead?

    • @writelyY67777
      @writelyY67777 Год назад +10

      Well, it was a fairy tale written by Hans Christian Anderson, rather than a traditional folktale. But it was inspired by traditional folklore and Anderson was Danish himself, so the point still stands.

    • @kimmerrill3165
      @kimmerrill3165 Год назад

      You forget, "only white people can be racist. It's not racist if we do it to them."

    • @croaton07
      @croaton07 Год назад

      Blacks can replace anyone else, but no one can dare replace a black person's role. That would be considered racist.
      /s

  • @MM-xn6tn
    @MM-xn6tn Год назад +840

    Not only is Sebastian a pants shitting CGI nightmare that no little kid would enjoy looking at, but they made him into a Ghost Crab, a species noted for their inability to survive in deep waters.

    • @haydn-db8z
      @haydn-db8z Год назад +120

      That's not the only demographic here that can't survive in deep water...

    • @RavenousDrake
      @RavenousDrake Год назад +58

      They're also known for catching and eating baby sea turtles as they desperately try to reach the ocean after hatching.

    • @5588sunshine
      @5588sunshine Год назад +17

      @@haydn-db8z OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @thrrax
      @thrrax Год назад

      It's a woke diversity feminist fantasy. Real life facts have no power here.

    • @nischay4760
      @nischay4760 Год назад +17

      That doesn't matter, the crab species in the deep clearly need more diversity.

  • @crescentblueee
    @crescentblueee Год назад +1415

    Ariel was a mermaid who sought adventure and loved the land.
    Eric was a human who sought adventure and loved the sea.
    They complimented each other beautifully, which is why they were such a good couple. They took away nearly everything that made Eric such a good prince and that bothers me a LOT. How is a brave, kind, and cunning prince who risks everything for his love a BAD thing??

    •  Год назад +19

      They didn’t make it a bad thing and the movie actually made his love more pronounced both of the sea and of ariel

    • @MarineScoutSniper
      @MarineScoutSniper Год назад +135

      @ummm no.

    • @MarineScoutSniper
      @MarineScoutSniper Год назад +93

      It doesn’t fit “The Message”😂

    • @mathewsperes4556
      @mathewsperes4556 Год назад +56

      @ you’re not very bright are you?

    • @user-rt8gi4sq7e
      @user-rt8gi4sq7e Год назад +86

      Disney doesnt like stories about brave, good men. Because a nation of brave, good men would not sit idly by while a multinational corporation of sexual deviants and pedos indoctrinates their children

  • @KoongYe
    @KoongYe Год назад +510

    The seagulls in Finding Nemo that just shouts "Mine" all the time has more character than anything in this dull movie.

    • @whatadollslife
      @whatadollslife Год назад +27

      haha.......who did Aquafina have to blow to get this part ????? besides whoever wrote that freakin song /I mean urban poetry rap-------e

    • @Simon-xc5oy
      @Simon-xc5oy Год назад +21

      Yes they were hysterical! I kept wanting to see more of them...for me it was the funniest part of the movie and it was also an accurate mockery of seagulls in general...Always hungry and aggressive...

    • @codyrockarano5220
      @codyrockarano5220 Год назад +1

      @@whatadollslife mock our society

    • @wyslanniknewworldorder9525
      @wyslanniknewworldorder9525 Год назад +8

      @@codyrockarano5220 *Mine! mine! mine! mine! mine! mine! mine! mine!*

    • @walterwhite1
      @walterwhite1 Год назад

      @@whatadollslife she apparently loves BBC 😉

  • @fideo2775
    @fideo2775 Год назад +86

    Even splash, a movie from 1984, had better underwater scenes than the messy CGI from this movie
    Impressive to say actually

    • @amandaJ7449
      @amandaJ7449 Год назад +12

      Shhhhhh 🤫 don't mention that film lest they try and remake that one too casually changing all the characters ethnicities in the process like they did with this

  • @stoopidpursun8140
    @stoopidpursun8140 Год назад +510

    "It's very simple - if you stop going to bad movies, they'll stop making bad movies. If the movie used to be a TV show, just don't go. After Roman numeral II, give it a rest. If it's a remake of a classic, rent the classic! Tell them you want stories about people, not a hundred million dollars of stunts and explosives. People, it's up to you! If the movie stinks, just don't go!"
    - "The Critic", 1994

    • @masterlinktm
      @masterlinktm Год назад +26

      And then ESG happened.

    • @GreyDeathVaccine
      @GreyDeathVaccine Год назад +7

      @@masterlinktm ESG is such a scam.

    • @mattandrews2594
      @mattandrews2594 Год назад +21

      Doesn't apply to Disney. Their profits are kept afloat by their theme parks, so it doesn't matter if every remake loses money, as they can afford to keep making them. Which they will to keep the copyright "active" for years to come.

    • @jnorton8402
      @jnorton8402 Год назад +10

      I can't imagine how anyone but black women with children would be interested. A theater filled with loud bored kids must be fun.

    • @Space_Cowboy.22.
      @Space_Cowboy.22. Год назад +6

      ​@@GreyDeathVaccine what's ESG?

  • @odststalker5117
    @odststalker5117 Год назад +2337

    the worst part is, Eric is one of the best Disney Princes from the animated films. He isn't one dimensional, has some good comedic timing, is actually the DAMSEL of the story for a short time, giving Ariel a chance to save him from Ursula's spell, and then works WITH Ariel to kill the villain.
    The movie does a great job of showing they are made for each other, and not in a cheap hollow way. They're both brave, kind, and selfless.
    The Little Mermaid is one of my favorite Disney movies, and I knew they were going to screw it up with this shitty remake.

    • @MarklovesAngels
      @MarklovesAngels Год назад +130

      Luckily, the originals till exists. This one can sink to its reward of being forgotten.

    • @jaxsazerac4904
      @jaxsazerac4904 Год назад +7

      Would you go see a movie if Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in it today that isn't a Terminator film? I am asking because Arnold won't be in The Expendable's 4. If you ask me that is a good thing.

    • @odststalker5117
      @odststalker5117 Год назад +46

      @@jaxsazerac4904 most Arnold movies are good

    • @PrinceFloof
      @PrinceFloof Год назад +2

      @@jaxsazerac4904 He should do it, it's not like the franchise was perfect to begin with, they're fun movie's so no harm no foul

    • @emiliereal1520
      @emiliereal1520 Год назад +34

      I knew it the moment I heard they raceswapped Ariel. Snow White will also be raceswapped and Snow White was my favorite as a child. I’m pissed because I know they are going to fuck it up so badly

  • @zohircherifi5616
    @zohircherifi5616 Год назад +10

    Hearing Aquafina sing was the worst thing I've ever heard & slaughter animals for a living

  • @corning1
    @corning1 Год назад +681

    God I love when he says “modern audiences” and “the message”. It gets me every time. The echo and deep voice lol

  • @Lyssasarus
    @Lyssasarus Год назад +600

    Eric saving Ariel just genuinely and simply made sense. She was in mermaid form and stuck in a circle of no water she could get to, not much to mess up that with. But I saw the book they released and she's steering the ship in mermaid form?

    • @mbob4337
      @mbob4337 Год назад +105

      Yeah. The reason why Eric had to save her. Was the way it was written. If you wanted Ariel to finish off Ursula. You'd have to change the entire ending. So that she fights Ursula. Like Simba did to Skaar. Instead, they were like: "Screw logic. Let's make no sense" The original film did a proper setup and pay off, with logic. Ariel saved Eric from death. He repaid that love in saving her. With his own ship, no less. The thing he liked. Live action movie. HERP DE DERP! WHATEVER!

    • @lainiwakura1776
      @lainiwakura1776 Год назад +21

      I saw the picture from that, it looks like she's floating, whoever did it failed in that regard. If she's really standing on her tail like that, it would hurt because it's not made to support weight.

    • @jackmeeks2294
      @jackmeeks2294 Год назад +11

      ​​@@lainiwakura1776 which makes her all the more heroic sacrificing her future back pain for her love. Oh and let me just crash homeboys ship real quick, I'm sure it's fine.

    • @SEELE-ONE
      @SEELE-ONE Год назад +22

      Never mind that... How the hell does she know how to steer a ship in the first place?

    • @mbob4337
      @mbob4337 Год назад +14

      @@SEELE-ONE That's why the whole ending had to be rewritten. Because they made the movie dumb. When they changed it. Because the writers are idiots.

  • @bootsdad13
    @bootsdad13 Год назад +132

    Disney changing the bright gorgeous colors of the original, to resemble stock WW2 footage was a bold choice.

    • @zamar2158
      @zamar2158 Год назад +20

      Yes looked like a submarine disaster movie. I also expected to see Jaws come by in the murky water.

  • @CVHFitness
    @CVHFitness Год назад +29

    5:36 I...I just died. I haven't laughed that hard in months. I don't know what I was expecting a talking bird to sound like, but it certainly wasn't THAT

  • @smakfu1375
    @smakfu1375 Год назад +674

    I legitimately feel bad that the Drinker had to watch this movie. No one, not even the Drinker, should be asked to endure such things merely for our entertainment.

    • @rey_nemaattori
      @rey_nemaattori Год назад +25

      He watches this shit, so we don't have to.

    • @Dave-ks9fi
      @Dave-ks9fi Год назад +8

      Sure Jack was with him for support

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral Год назад +5

      Hopefully he at least chose a cheap day, cant suck the regular ticket price cash out of him that way

    • @luurchify
      @luurchify Год назад +12

      He's not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

    • @TheIcemanthomas
      @TheIcemanthomas Год назад +1

      @@luurchify who is we?

  • @kevinoneil5120
    @kevinoneil5120 Год назад +360

    Imagine Melissa McCarthy being the best part of your movie... I'm at least happy that she respected the role, with Ursala being my favorite Disney villian.

    • @tsuyu032696
      @tsuyu032696 Год назад +40

      If anything Melissa McCarthy carried that movie, and that's saying a lot for a movie that does very little and does everything wrong.

    • @trequor
      @trequor Год назад +15

      Tbf it is perfect casting

    • @rileyperkins2724
      @rileyperkins2724 Год назад +7

      Melissa McCarthy disrespected the late Queen, so she's the 'best part' of nothing.

    • @Dirtnasty420
      @Dirtnasty420 Год назад +4

      Oh wow I didn't even realize that it was Melissa Mccarthy, I've seen the preview so many times in the theatre it's downright nauseating.
      My initial thought from the preview was "atleast Ursula seems like she's casted well"

    • @alessandrocernuzzi
      @alessandrocernuzzi Год назад +1

      Really? I thought she was the worst of the characters by far

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Год назад +381

    I'm just honestly shocked they didnt pull a Maleficent by having Triton be the true villain all along.

    • @toastedbabybuns1000
      @toastedbabybuns1000 Год назад +33

      they almost went that route actually, they made Ursula seem a little more apologetic, explaining that she was his sister and both were competing as rightful heirs to the throne. They also made Triton a bit more threatening/menacing in his acting.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Год назад +19

      @@toastedbabybuns1000 Oh, FFS!

    • @Funeral_Mannequin
      @Funeral_Mannequin Год назад +6

      Maleficent was a great live action movie.

    • @MrJackWorse
      @MrJackWorse Год назад +9

      The writers will be reading this and think: 'Goddammit! Knew we missed something. No wonder Rotten Tomatoes hates us.'

    • @mhiggs8001
      @mhiggs8001 Год назад +3

      Honestly I’m very surprised they didn’t make her a sympathetic villain. Melissa wasn’t nearly as menacing or clever as the og. I saw where awkwafina called her performance “terrifying” and I’m like wtf? Did we see the same thing? The actors just praise it all and probably haven’t even watched this piece of shit. There are so many things I’d love to change, but I wish Ursula at least felt threatening.

  • @offsewingdragons9142
    @offsewingdragons9142 Год назад +27

    As a theater kid, we're told in auditions over and over that our director will cast a more expressive actor over us, even if they don't sing as well. it doesnt matter to her if we can sing like Christine Dae, as long as we can't perform what we're singing, we don't get the leads.
    I think my theater director should start directing Disney's casting lol.

  • @BloodSplatterArtist
    @BloodSplatterArtist Год назад +204

    The overwhelming casting goal of every "diverse" movie is to suggest to audiences that everyone community at any point in history, no matter it's size, had the demographics of a 21st century cosmopolitan city.

    • @savioblanc
      @savioblanc Год назад +15

      Its like Disney is making a high school production number in an inner city school rather lthan a multi million dollar production

    • @Miraclestimesten
      @Miraclestimesten Год назад

      Liberalism is not rooted in reality. It’s an inherently anti reality ideology. They only want to see postmodern utopia.

    • @garlicgorilla6540
      @garlicgorilla6540 Год назад +17

      Also it is to culturally appropriate all White history and legacy

    • @pinball8701
      @pinball8701 Год назад +30

      True, but only when it's a white majority. Wakanda wasn't very diverse, was it? Diversity, as we all know, only has one direction of travel.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Год назад +1

      Its* size. Sorry, had to. 😛

  • @Phattydumpz
    @Phattydumpz Год назад +731

    I was watching another movie, in theater, with my eleven year old daughter and we watched the preview for this. She's a fan of the original. Like play the Little Mermaid songs on the radio when in the car type of fan, she loves disney stuff for the most part. I asked her if she would want to see it and she straight up said, "no" nonchalant. I was proud. I asked her why and she told me none of the people looked the same from the original and it didn't look like The Little Mermaid. If an eleven year can parse out the problems without understanding the bigger picture I think we all know.

    • @Phaserdeath
      @Phaserdeath Год назад +71

      My daughter said the same thing. An Little mermaid is her favorite.

    • @johnnyvvlog
      @johnnyvvlog Год назад +62

      Same here from both my daughters. No wonder it's flopping. Even the target audience wants nothing to do with it.

    • @arizona_anime_fan
      @arizona_anime_fan Год назад +48

      @@Phaserdeath my niece said the same thing. and this is a girl with every stuffed animal you could purchase from TLM, who could sing the whole score front to back and back to front without needing a sound track to remind her. she was utterly unimpressed by the look of this woke disaster and actually asked why everything looked so drab.

    • @JohnSmith-nj4zq
      @JohnSmith-nj4zq Год назад

      The crazy left will label her a racist even though she is not. That's how crazy they are.

    • @syca5094
      @syca5094 Год назад +63

      My 5 year old BLACK lil sis said the same 😂

  • @jonathanharwood1255
    @jonathanharwood1255 Год назад +1434

    They literally could've cast actual mermaid enthusiasts in the roles of every single mermaid. They wear fins and know how to move under the water.

    • @zanitzeuken
      @zanitzeuken Год назад +39

      yea, but that's hella weird, dawg, i mean wtf

    • @mjverostek1278
      @mjverostek1278 Год назад +207

      They could have genetically engineered actual mermaids for less than they wasted on this.

    • @iro6758
      @iro6758 Год назад +104

      Well first Disney would need to vet those pros for blackness, then queerness, then grooming availability.
      So, to be fair, they may have but the deal fell through...

    • @DawnAAA
      @DawnAAA Год назад +20

      ​@@zanitzeuken you should search mermaid fanatics, you'd be surprise how people are obssessed with mermaids

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 Год назад +25

      Obviously too white.

  • @ginger_gains
    @ginger_gains Год назад +115

    The thing that really bothers me with the race swap reboots is that Disney is more than capable of doing a diverse fairy tale movie. Princess in the frog is a good example. The film took a classic fairy tale and altered the setting to accommodate the changes and it worked. However, that takes creativity to pull off and Disney is more interested in using minorities as a shield from criticism.

    • @giuffre714
      @giuffre714 Год назад +9

      I think Tarzan is safe.

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Год назад

      Also Hollywood hates depicting actually progressive and historically accurate events if they aren’t American or fantasy.
      A movie about the Night Witches or any other woman from eastern Europe during the world wars? Nahhh
      Another D-Day it is

    • @cacophonousantiquarian8803
      @cacophonousantiquarian8803 Год назад +3

      The Princess and the Frog is my favorite.

    • @Colonel_RamRod
      @Colonel_RamRod Год назад +7

      @@giuffre714dude you just made me imagine them doing a remake of Tarzan. And we all know Disney would put a black dude in the main role. And that sounds kinda racist to me but you know they don’t care about that. Just gottta get them diversity checkboxes 😂

    • @giuffre714
      @giuffre714 Год назад +10

      @@Colonel_RamRod
      They wouldn't dare.
      "The Ape Man"?
      Never!😀

  • @kerravon4159
    @kerravon4159 Год назад +481

    I'm in awe of what a perfect analogy comparing modern Disney remakes to 'Invasion of the Bodysnatchers' is. We're not being given entertainment, we're being given fake pod-people.

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral Год назад +5

      To my knowledge, the 2 remakes I've watched and paid money to see worth existing is 101 Dalmatians 1996 and The Jungle Book 2016.
      Sure John Hughes writing the screenplay in his slapstick phase meant it's more toned down but Glenn Close is perfectly casted for liveaction Cruella, there is a fair amount of nice humour and the trained animals were splendid.
      Now for the Jungle Book 2016, my biggest praise is the new Mowgli since the original 60s mowgli is pretty insufferable at times. In the 2010's remake, he is given more character and a satisfying arc

    • @tombrady4217
      @tombrady4217 Год назад +7

      Close; it's entertainment for clones and npcs

    • @spiritsplice
      @spiritsplice Год назад +3

      When infant mortality dropped from nearly 50% to under 1% due to the industrial revolution it was only a matter of time before those people became the majority of society.

    • @ShaunInce123
      @ShaunInce123 Год назад +1

      THIS

    • @nojuanatall3281
      @nojuanatall3281 Год назад +2

      Soulless movies for soulless "people".
      The earth has literally ran out of souls and these creatures are a cheap imitation of humanity.

  • @androidsychoshocker
    @androidsychoshocker Год назад +438

    The thing that bugs me the most in this movie, is that they took away the fact that Sebastian is a music conductor. It takes away a lot from the character about why he loves music and why he is the main singing personality in the movie. It even adds more connection between him and Ariel given that he probably trained her in voice.

    • @davidwilliam9681
      @davidwilliam9681 Год назад +18

      What were they thinking? Terrible adaptation.

    • @rrwholloway
      @rrwholloway Год назад +49

      It’s like the original writers understood logic and character motivation…

    • @lolahernandez6871
      @lolahernandez6871 Год назад +24

      True. In the 89 movie, while he's with the King at tjr begging of the movie, talking about Ariel's show, he mentionned something about her not attending the rehearsals 😄😄😄😄

    • @jonsnow2555
      @jonsnow2555 Год назад +14

      This is what happens when Gen Z gets to write the script

    • @LK-mo8bj
      @LK-mo8bj Год назад +11

      Sounds like they had plenty of screen time to show that. Didn't he say there's almost an extra hour of run time? 😂

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop Год назад +449

    Fun fact:
    The specific species of crab that Disney chose to base this new CGI Sebastian on, cannot actually breath underwater. I hate.

    • @myklorenzo87
      @myklorenzo87 Год назад +6

      Fun fact: it's a fairytale

    • @viddork
      @viddork Год назад +112

      @@myklorenzo87 But it's a _realistic_ fairytale now.

    • @runek100
      @runek100 Год назад +41

      Thats like the mosquito in Jurassic park. They say that you can extract dinosaur DNA from mosquito that is trapped in amber. And they show the only type of mosquito, that doesn't suck on blood.

    • @Laxhoop
      @Laxhoop Год назад +23

      @@myklorenzo87 If this movie is a fairytale, then I’m one of the Easter island statues.

    • @callmecloudy6225
      @callmecloudy6225 Год назад +3

      They did the same thing to Scuttle, a bird. If nobody questions the crab breathing underwater, they should question the bird breathing underwater. The only reason I don't hate that, is because I grew up loving Happy Feet and thought penguins could fly

  • @Maharvel
    @Maharvel Год назад +69

    I actually hadn't seen the animated movie a very long time. My wife and I went to see this and we both thought "yeah, that was alright, nothing special". Then the next day we rewatched the animated movie and just tore this apart realizing how many little things they changed that just didn't make sense when you actually think about it.

  • @8Dataman8
    @8Dataman8 Год назад +849

    In the original film, there's a shot that lasts for a few seconds. Ariel grabs the reigns of the carriage she's riding with Eric and swings them, causing the horses to speed up. Eric stumbles a bit but is clearly happy. Ariel's carelessness appeals to his own desire to not live according to the rules set by others and he's clearly having a fun time. All this is communicated in a few moments.
    In the remake, Eric asks if Ariel would like to take the reigns, which she agrees to. This immediately takes away from Ariel's curious-to-a-fault nature, since her riding without experience was Eric's idea. Then the horses speed up but oh no: There's now a cart in front of them sideways, going... Somewhere, I guess. Ariel dodges the cart expertly and Eric looks scared. Then they drive into a little outdoor farmers market and Ariel makes really tight turns to make it out safely, until halting the carriage right on the edge of a cliff. As they ride off, much slower now, Eric turns around and meekly says "sorry about that" to the people at the market.
    Curious, fun-loving, brave and lucky --> Rey Skywalker energy. 😂

    • @geminisfl
      @geminisfl Год назад +34

      Never EVER mention that name again

    • @Isus24-s8e
      @Isus24-s8e Год назад +28

      Lmao Rey can only dream of being a Skywalker. It's been a while since any character annoyed me as much as her. But now THIS movie came out so I think we got a new winner.

    • @Isus24-s8e
      @Isus24-s8e Год назад +15

      @Darth vader Not worthy of Palpatine as well.

    • @8Dataman8
      @8Dataman8 Год назад

      @@geminisfl I should never say Rey Skywalker's name again?

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 Год назад +22

      ​@~Dataman~
      She's not related in any way to Luke, Leia, Anakin, Shmi, or even Padme. She's not even in by marriage, or a cousin. She's Rey Palpatine, who did exactly as the old Clone wanted and killed him, so now she IS Sheev Palpatine. Great story.

  • @sidwhiting665
    @sidwhiting665 Год назад +465

    Race swapping Ariel and several of her sisters adds nothing to the movie, except for leading us to believe that King Triton is having at least one (if not several) extra-marital affairs. Nothing like inserting serial adultery into a kids' movie. Well played, Disney... well played!

    • @amandaWrushen
      @amandaWrushen Год назад +9

      The sister is literally represent the seven seas from all over the world You sound ridiculous.

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester Год назад +85

      @@amandaWrushen Did they tell u that in the movie? Then it's official adultery.

    • @chickadeedoodledooo788
      @chickadeedoodledooo788 Год назад +50

      @@janjanl1812 in the movie they said they share the same mother... so it was as someone here said...the Milk Merman's fault

    • @sidwhiting665
      @sidwhiting665 Год назад +28

      @@amandaWrushen , your comment fails to explain why they all have distinctive biological features. How does having black or white skin, or oriental features, or any other distinctive ethnic physical trait "represent a sea?"
      *
      And as others have noted, there is no explanation for this in the movie. The only logical conclusion is Triton has had many wives and/or mistresses.
      *
      P.S. You used the word "literally" incorrectly, as so many people do these days. I believe the world your looking for is metaphorically.

    • @ha-kh7ef
      @ha-kh7ef Год назад

      "Race swapping Ariel and several of her sisters adds nothing to the movie" In other words it didn't affect you whatsoever, not a big deal is it? Who cares about race swapping about fictional characters?
      "except for leading us to believe that King Triton is having at least one (if not several) extra-marital affairs. Nothing like inserting serial adultery into a kids' movie. Well played, Disney... well played!"
      You're being disingenuous here. Your argument is based on being petty. You're just being picky and arguing for no reason. Doesn't surprise me you're trolling. Honestly if you break down every Disney movie or any movie in general, you can twist it as evil. Good lord, you're trying to hard. Who gives af. Its a fictional movie you mole rate.

  • @theoriginaltoadnz
    @theoriginaltoadnz Год назад +332

    "When Melissa McCarthy is the best thing in the movie, you know you've got f***ing problems" well put.

    • @genevahendersom3593
      @genevahendersom3593 Год назад +5

      I was so bored with that movie until Ursula showed now that's saying something. Walt Disney ought to be turning in his grave.

    • @yuujin2490
      @yuujin2490 Год назад +7

      I kinda like Melissa despite all the hate Drinker is giving her. That said, I still think this movie is 💩

    • @jarrakis4834
      @jarrakis4834 Год назад

      Zing!

    • @BL-hw4mn
      @BL-hw4mn Год назад

      @@yuujin2490I know an actor who’s worked with her and he had only nice things to say about her

    • @bellissimo4520
      @bellissimo4520 Год назад +3

      McCarthy is as talented as Adam Sandler. She's basically the female version of him. How anyone keeps casting her (or Adam Sandler) in movies is beyond me...

  • @bellalunaoxox
    @bellalunaoxox Год назад +10

    My favorite Disney remake is “Ever After.” I know it’s not really Disney, but a life action version of a classical fairy tale Disney made popular.
    I’d love to see more remakes like this. Such a wonderful movie.
    Critical Drinker, check that movie out.

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace Год назад +570

    Calling these Disney remakes the cinematic equivalent of Invasion of the Body Snatchers is so spot on, I don't think anything else can or needs to be said.

    • @michaelkeegan9260
      @michaelkeegan9260 Год назад +13

      The lotus eaters podcast uses the phrase "progressive skin suit" and I think that's also a pretty apt description

    • @raypurchase801
      @raypurchase801 Год назад +10

      @@michaelkeegan9260 I'm disappointed the Little Mermaid wasn't played by Denzel Washington.

    • @DravgonPL
      @DravgonPL Год назад +8

      ​@@raypurchase801 I would watch that lmao

    • @raypurchase801
      @raypurchase801 Год назад +3

      @@DravgonPL I had a cat who used to eat you, Whiskas.

    • @peanutwars
      @peanutwars Год назад

      Sebastian was cute don’t trip

  • @Ozymannaz
    @Ozymannaz Год назад +632

    With regards to the killing of Ursula... How amazing would it have been if Eric, the seasoned sailor decided to work around sails, ropes, and all other constitutive parts for a ship to actually work whilst allowing Ariel to drive the ship towards the belly of Ursula. What a powerful message would that have been? man and woman working together, doing something neither can do on their own, to have a fighting chance against their greatest peril and actually winning through cooperation and collaboration? But no, instead we get another "step aside, plebian with testes" moment for the sake of insisting on a message that has been heard to the point of inducing voluntary deafening by virtually all of western society at this point.

    • @tackytrooper
      @tackytrooper Год назад

      That wouldn't be on brand at all, modern leftists hate families.

    • @kenanbroersma709
      @kenanbroersma709 Год назад +56

      That's kind of how it was in the OG. Ariel saved Eric then Eric saved Ariel. True equality

    • @KoBaC
      @KoBaC Год назад +54

      How dare you attempt to actually improve the scene to actually be wholesome and supportive. Don't you know women power is best power?!

    • @gamera5160
      @gamera5160 Год назад +21

      Eric didn't work any ropes or sails because he was piloting a wrecked ship with rotten rigging. He turned the rudder of the ship to run into Ursula... which physics wise doesn't work because using a rudder to steer a ship relies on the ship moving faster than the water it's on. If you're moving at the same speed as the water around you, like Eric would be in the whirlpool, he shouldn't have been able to steer the ship into Ursula.
      All that being said, I don't care. It's a great scene and a lovely payoff and a way of showing that Ariel's love is not unrequited and Eric does indeed care deeply for her and is willing to risk his own life to save her.

    • @christopherbrown5409
      @christopherbrown5409 Год назад +5

      ​@@gamera5160 are you a man?

  • @ballzybaits4414
    @ballzybaits4414 Год назад +344

    My 6 y.o daughter disliked it so much, she asked for us to leave...only to come home to watch the original. Yeah, that's how good it is. 😂

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser Год назад +37

      Few days ago, i asked my little cousin if she's interested in this movie. She said no because Disney remakes haven't been all that impressive, she literally fell asleep while watching the shitty Mulan remake lol

    • @Hi-cu2vx
      @Hi-cu2vx Год назад +2

      That’s depressing

    • @codlover93love24
      @codlover93love24 Год назад +3

      Ya right

    • @MerlosTheMad
      @MerlosTheMad Год назад +18

      hope you got a refund... stop giving disney your money

    • @entropybear5847
      @entropybear5847 Год назад +17

      Based daughter.

  • @feelstora3
    @feelstora3 Год назад +15

    Aside all the other issues I'd have with this movie I'll forever be upset about the fact they changed the way Ursula was defeated from Ariel saving Eric and then Eric defeating her for Ariel just doing everything by herself... (thus making Eric's character kind of useless). Why did they take this moment from him?
    I guess if they want to teach kids it's never alright to ask for help and do everything yourself I'd say: mission accomplished. idk.
    Also speaking about Eric I feel like his character was originally more dimensional. Of course they added more background for his character but at the same time I feel like this made him more one-dimensional. The only detail I really liked was that he collected stuff from the sea but all the rest didn't really add to his character imo.

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 4 месяца назад

      It's an example of wokeism. They have a mindset that goes all "Oh, we can't have the guy save the girl; that makes the girl weak!" or some bull like that.

  • @ikahloayza3530
    @ikahloayza3530 Год назад +235

    I so wish they had written a whole new story for Halle. Just like Splash, a story on its own. They just wanted to start a moral war by keeping their same Ariel but completely changing her. A new story would had been great

    • @Kittysuit
      @Kittysuit Год назад +26

      i remember that in the ariel animated tv show there was a dark skinned hispanic character who is deaf and communicates in sign language. i absolutely LOVED that character as a kid. i wish they had made a movie with a unique character like that because it is incredibly inclusive (as hollywood likes it) and it would just be cool because nothing like that has been done before. but alas... we got this instead.

    • @iDrinkRaid
      @iDrinkRaid Год назад +10

      Yeah but the shareholders wouldn't like the risk or the art, better make like the Star Wars sequels and just rehash old stuff to print money.

    • @MaxMurdock22
      @MaxMurdock22 Год назад +4

      They wanted to start a war😂

    • @sp123
      @sp123 Год назад +1

      It's easier to sell as a reimagining of the little mermaid than a new story

    • @Rockhard1492
      @Rockhard1492 Год назад

      Leftists cannot create, they can only destroy. They can't make stories of their own, because they're not interested in creating. They're only interested in taking the stories and characters we love and destroying them.

  • @CappyK
    @CappyK Год назад +193

    Eric was a badass in the in original movie. Remember he straight freedived down to save Ariel with a fishing spear and chucked it Ursula? Then when Ursula was about to zap Eric with the trident Ariel went feral, tackled Ursula and ripped her head back by the hair, throwing her aim and getting the two eels killed? Remember when Eric did that "I lost her once, Grim, I'm not gonna lose her again!" and then solo captains a risen shipwreck right into kaiju Ursula's gut? Those two save each other in the movie over and over. I miss that spirit of two awesome people helping and complimenting each other's awesome. That's where friendship is forged and romance is born.
    One of the trends I really appreciated in some of the last generation Disney productions was how the Princess of the story rescued the guy from his pain. Flynn was crippled with self loathing, and Rapunzel gave him space to talk, encouragement, and kindness that helped him see his own worth. Kristoff feels unwanted by the world and lives in a state of exiled loneliness until Anna, seeing his good heart, reaches out to him. Moana rescued Maui from exile and his feelings of worthlessness. Disney Princesses rescue the men from things men are actually scared of. I'll fight a dragon, sword and shield, lets go. But I'm scared to the point of locked knees at the thought of getting out of bed in the morning to face another day of endless isolation and loneliness.

    • @Eazy-ERyder
      @Eazy-ERyder Год назад +4

      The thing is, Ariel rescued ERIC in the ORIGINAL cartoon and hardly no one batted an eye. I lived this new version

    • @CappyK
      @CappyK Год назад +26

      @@Eazy-ERyder Yeah? Recommend it? Ariel and Eric pretty much rescued each other at a 1:1 ratio and it was pretty great.

    • @linaquiet4606
      @linaquiet4606 Год назад +14

      Sorry fam, we women are way too good for cooperation, we can handle the world alone.
      /s

    • @AndrewThoesen
      @AndrewThoesen Год назад +3

      Frozen is unironically good. More Disney princesses should have god tier superpowers and have fun with it.

    • @gregsthrottle
      @gregsthrottle Год назад +8

      RW, every single word of your comment hits hard. Thank you for seeing the beauty and teamwork beaming from the soul and themes of the original film.

  • @darkgate33
    @darkgate33 Год назад +873

    I love how Critical praises Melissa and bashes her at the same time 😂

    • @snozzlehead92
      @snozzlehead92 Год назад +81

      That was some top-notch casting. She knows how to play evil, because she has plenty of real-world experience.

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser Год назад +93

      At least Melissa is probably the only one that seems to be having a good time with her role. Everyone else is just under pressure for their roles, Javier Bardem seems like he's just collecting a massive paycheck and I can't blame him

    • @Eazy-ERyder
      @Eazy-ERyder Год назад +5

      @Fuhgeddaboudit No, the very BEAUTIFULLY voiced Halle Bailey looked obviously hapoy with her role. Even CD praised her voice

    • @soultpp
      @soultpp Год назад +16

      @@Eazy-ERyder People keep saying that she sings good. Maybe she does in other things, I don't think she necessarily had a bad voice per se, but when I heard Halle Bailey singing her version of Part of Your World in the one trailer I cringed hard.

    • @Eazy-ERyder
      @Eazy-ERyder Год назад +1

      @Soul Tpp I LOVED it and so did CD. Rewatch the video here and tell me I'm wrong

  • @MohyDev
    @MohyDev Год назад +11

    Absolutely nailed it! That review was spot on and couldn't have said it better. Great job! 👌

  • @rmcclure21
    @rmcclure21 Год назад +642

    Haven’t seen the movie but my daughters (8 and 10. You know, the target demo…) just got exposed to the characters via Happy Meal. They have thoughts…
    “Flounder looks like he just got out of fish jail.”
    “Sebastian looks horrifying!”
    “What did they do to Scuttle!?”
    So yeah, this one is a hard pass for us. Thanks Drinker!

    • @fishtailfuture
      @fishtailfuture Год назад

      doubt any of that happened. My kids loved it. Maybe stop indoctrinating them and priming them with you bullshit. Find it hard to believe your kids wouldn't have loved it if dipshit daddy wasn't getting his panties in a bunch every time a preview commercial came on.

    • @Thrawn23.
      @Thrawn23. Год назад +29

      An understandable response. They desimated almost every character and have upset the kids because of it. Even the ones who haven't watched the animated one

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 Год назад +20

      All decent, rational, and wholesome reactions, clearly you're a good father

    • @Pilts82
      @Pilts82 Год назад +3

      hmmmm tough room. Our thresholds / likes / dislikes for certain things is fluid. Willing to tolerate less than ideal in some situations but not in others

    • @theinnerlight8016
      @theinnerlight8016 Год назад +2

      Were they exposed via happy meal, or via you, letting them eat at McGarbage? 😂

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 Год назад +675

    Went with 5 other women to see this. One of their biggest annoyances: Eric didn't save Ariel at the end of the movie from Ursula. Throughout the entirely of the original film, Ariel was the one watching over Eric, protecting him when she could and providing aid and that last moment was, in a way, him returning the favor. That one moment to show off "Female Empowerment" pissed off 4 females I personally knew. Says alot.
    Right after watching, we went back home and watched the original just to cleanse our palate and boy.... did we notice almost all the mistakes made with the remake then..... just..... so many..... so damn many..... This may be the best remake.... but being the least smelliest turd in a bucket full of them doesn't amount to much.

    • @somethingclever8916
      @somethingclever8916 Год назад +85

      Ariel had more female empowerment before the "message" in 1989

    • @faniahalirou6188
      @faniahalirou6188 Год назад

      Shut up

    • @Kinosis79
      @Kinosis79 Год назад +39

      If people would stop supporting this stuff they would quit making them.

    • @Bl913
      @Bl913 Год назад +6

      Completely agree but doing favors for someone only because you expect it back is also not a great way to to go about it or portraying a "hero". Kind of a pick your poison type scenario.

    • @andyholstein237
      @andyholstein237 Год назад +14

      In reality, Eric would have turned in Ariel as soon as he found her at the shore, having assumed she jumped off a slave ship. I'm so sorry.

  • @Hawkeye26
    @Hawkeye26 Год назад +116

    "If Melissa McCarthy is the best part of your movie, you've got problems!" - He's right!

  • @joshuashaw2923
    @joshuashaw2923 Год назад +65

    I feel like one of the reasons Disney chose to cast her as Ariel was because they love pulling the "if you don't support this, that means you're racist" card. Disney loves to find ways to *make* people feel like they need to see a movie, and certain ways of doing it aren't bad. Advertising as a "must see" or how phase 1-3 of Marvel was "leading up to" something made people sit down because they WANTED to see it, but now Disney is trying to push it further saying you "have to" or else you're labelled "racist" "sexist" or any other crap they like to say.

    • @evanairnomad4361
      @evanairnomad4361 Год назад +6

      This is like the exact reason why Marvel is kinda failing now. Like we know Kang Dynasty and Secret Wars are coming, but they’ll never top the 11 years of buildup and hype for Endgame.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 Год назад

      Who even fucking cares now. I've been labeled racist because I asked my Hispanic neighbors to stop honking horns and slamming car doors late at night and in the morning. Fine, I'll call the police next time.

    • @Kevin-mx1vi
      @Kevin-mx1vi Год назад +6

      In a word: Guilt. "If you don't like this, there's something wrong with you."
      Disney are churning out crap and blaming the audience for not liking it, further turning them away from Disney productions. Not wise.

    • @deborahminter6231
      @deborahminter6231 11 месяцев назад +2

      🙄 Most people criticizing Arial were racist though.

    • @lessismore8533
      @lessismore8533 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@deborahminter6231 You can’t prove this unless you back it up with research and REAL statistics, atleast share a link. Of course there ARE real racist ppl BUT I think a majority just didn’t like Ariel looking different. She had an ICONIC look just like all the other princesses. Not everyone likes change..

  • @therevanchist7066
    @therevanchist7066 Год назад +972

    You've gotta give props to Disney's evil genius. They've found the krabby patty formula to keep releasing the lowest-tier content they can, while guaranteeing free advertisement through controversy, and the cherry on top is that they get to silence any criticisms as prejudice. Its honestly genius if you think about it.

    • @raidenshogun6013
      @raidenshogun6013 Год назад +21

      Lmao for real bro

    • @Jza-GZa40k
      @Jza-GZa40k Год назад +53

      Genius in their minds,To us they are sinking their own company,They are only as bright as their movies 😂

    • @trequor
      @trequor Год назад +60

      It's really not. It's a losing strategy. There is no longevity to it.

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia Год назад +62

      ​@@trequor companies seem to have given up on long term planning in favour of short term gains

    • @seangambone8534
      @seangambone8534 Год назад +4

      Just like Walt would have wanted.

  • @mrgodzillaraptors8632
    @mrgodzillaraptors8632 Год назад +1379

    Remember when equality actually meant people being treated equally. I miss that

  • @lifewiththelaurences
    @lifewiththelaurences Год назад +693

    Imagine a world where entertainment companies were actually trying to entertain

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Год назад +38

      Puss in Boots 2 was entertaining asf, Mario was entertaining, Spider Verse might be actually great because I loved the first movie

    • @visorij3374
      @visorij3374 Год назад +1

      News flash its not for you, it's a children movie

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei Год назад +69

      ​@@visorij3374So children don't deserve good entertainment?

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb Год назад +43

      ​@@visorij3374 this rtarded defense never gets any less rtarded
      And it absolutely is given that these movies are designed as nostalgia bait most zoomers don't care about any of these films this is targeted towards the people who watched the original overwhelmingly so look at the marketing alone

    • @xNevikKx
      @xNevikKx Год назад

      'Entertainment companies' are now ideology/cult companies.

  • @ladygamer9880
    @ladygamer9880 3 месяца назад +3

    I'm convinced they only casted that actress as Ariel because she resembled a fish to begin with?? I will never forgive Disney for the huge sh*t they took on my most beloved movie!

  • @Zebronn97
    @Zebronn97 Год назад +146

    Imagine making a movie about a mermaid living in the sea, then making it look like it's unnatural for her to be in the sea

    • @deceiver444
      @deceiver444 Год назад +11

      That's the kind of magic modern Disney seems to excel in

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Год назад +1

      UNDER DA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA! UNDER DA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA! I forget the rest of the lyrics.

  • @bigd5773
    @bigd5773 Год назад +730

    I asked my daughters if they were excited for the new Little Mermaid movie. My Freshman, who watched the original many times said.
    “Not really. It’s kinda wired. Ariel’s sisters are all different colors. I think Triton must’ve slept around.”

    • @alexa-pd3pu
      @alexa-pd3pu Год назад +112

      They’re right tho 💀

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Год назад +69

      They're not wrong

    • @traykunable
      @traykunable Год назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @jjjakumbbs1043
      @jjjakumbbs1043 Год назад +73

      Ah kids you can always trust them to be brutally honest

    • @positronichypersonic4928
      @positronichypersonic4928 Год назад +14

      Yeah, I mean how dare the mermaids in charge of keeping an eye on the different parts of the world be beings that look like beings from those parts of the world.

  • @therabman_5606
    @therabman_5606 Год назад +493

    As a child of the 80s I remember Disney being a power house of entertainment! And now I don’t let my young children view anything made by them

    • @papabear9481
      @papabear9481 Год назад +14

      I'm the same brother, no more Disney!

    • @epiphannytaylor3211
      @epiphannytaylor3211 Год назад +19

      Yeah. Too many black people nowadays. Protect those kids.

    • @cbandit7715
      @cbandit7715 Год назад

      @@epiphannytaylor3211 okay thats just racist

    • @davidabest7195
      @davidabest7195 Год назад +12

      ​@@epiphannytaylor3211unironically agree. Buy more ammo.

    • @timedfoot1020
      @timedfoot1020 Год назад

      @@epiphannytaylor3211 bro you’re racist

  • @casinodelonge
    @casinodelonge Год назад +7

    They should have made the remake so that Ariel had a top half fish and bottom half woman, now THATS diversity!

  • @caffineandshiny
    @caffineandshiny Год назад +121

    There is a reason that they quickly backtracked on the "realistic" looking Sonic after the audience test. The anime eyes exist on animated (humanized) animals for a reason. Without them they look too freakish.

    • @613harbinger316
      @613harbinger316 Год назад +4

      Another mistake is bringing the anime character look into real life. Nightmare fuel.
      [It's mostly the eyes]

    • @caffineandshiny
      @caffineandshiny Год назад +11

      @613harbinger316 that's why you do what they ended up doing with Sonic (and the live action Pokemon). You don't make it hyperrealistic with anime eyes, just like you don't make a poor CGI crab/fish with realistic eyes.

    • @chewxieyang4677
      @chewxieyang4677 Год назад

      Pro-Tip: Uncanny Valley is a B-Word.

    • @yUm666
      @yUm666 Год назад +3

      ​@@613harbinger316 Indeed! Alita: Battle Angel is a good example.

    • @JumpOffHisNutts
      @JumpOffHisNutts Год назад

      To this day I think they faked that sonic. They put it out there for the bad press and fixed it too fast. Would have took longer. It worked for them too.

  • @mletrout7942
    @mletrout7942 Год назад +1321

    When I was a kid I loved anything Disney, but now that I’m an adult, I shield my kids from everything Disney.

    • @tayIorswif
      @tayIorswif Год назад +34

      such a soft parent lmao out of everything nowadays to shield your kids from its Disney😂

    • @mletrout7942
      @mletrout7942 Год назад +39

      @@tayIorswif I know, right? We shouldn't have to deal with these people! 🙄

    • @deon521
      @deon521 Год назад +76

      Nothings wrong with letting youre kids watch the disney classics they are the best 👌 but this new age ideology yea keep them away thats why im signed to Disney to relive all my favorite disney classics every now and then The Lion King snow white pocohontas lady and the tramp ect these are the life long childhood memories 👌

    • @lololta
      @lololta Год назад +18

      I grew up with the classics my kids will also grow up with the classics and I will do exactly the same that you do keep my kids as far as possible from Disney movies like this one

    • @LAL17Times
      @LAL17Times Год назад +15

      Wtf. Let them watch the originals..

  • @AnnaK101
    @AnnaK101 Год назад +1129

    "Awkwafina has the voice of a 7 year old chain smoker" i spat out my drink from laughing so hard. And spot on.
    Thankyou for the review. You saved me $20.

    • @RachelRichards
      @RachelRichards Год назад +80

      I think he said 70 year old chain smoker.

    • @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442
      @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 Год назад +21

      BOW CHIKA WOW WOW CHIKA

    • @albertabramson3157
      @albertabramson3157 Год назад +7

      Drinker is saving us more money than our coupon book!

    • @puppiesarepower3682
      @puppiesarepower3682 Год назад +10

      Last time I checked AquaFina was a barely passable aftershave product.

    • @leenux2k
      @leenux2k Год назад +31

      Maybe I'm too European to understand Hollywood casting her in anything. every character I've seen her in was obnoxious at best, annoying as hell and her voice doesn't help either. and no, she's not fun.

  • @rimthestew254
    @rimthestew254 Год назад +4

    seen alot of comments trying so hard to defend this kind of quality by saying "my kids loves it! I watched it 2 times and im going to watch it again next week!!, whoever said its bad because some those old mens dont want to grow up!! the movie is made for kids!!"
    Like cmon.. do you really need to lie that much to defend this crap?
    you dont watch them, your kids didnt even ask for it, you drag them with you, probably yall just sit down in the theater playing with your phones...
    just ask a kid, give them both classic and live action little mermaid poster.. which one the kid will chose.. go on.

    • @smidge742
      @smidge742 4 месяца назад

      I seen those comments too. And then having the audacity to say that the remake is better than the original, who is paying you to say this?

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 4 месяца назад

      I'm sick and tired of people using "it's for kids" to defend garbage or dog-dung storytelling. Even my own mom said something to that extent yesterday, saying, "Kids don't care about the story or how it's written, they just like the imagery."
      Well, that's the whole problem, isn't it? That's exactly why you should put effort into the writing, BECAUSE kids don't care about it and BECAUSE kids don't know any better. It's a counterintuitive but effective technique! If it wasn't effective, we wouldn't have good stories like the original Little Mermaid!
      And you know what happens if filmmakers have the exact same mindset as my mom? We get unadulterated trash like Norm of the North!

  • @davesanchez6307
    @davesanchez6307 Год назад +567

    Disney is well aware that their movies are complete shit. It’s not about delivering quality though, it’s about raising that ESG score

    • @dereklopez9060
      @dereklopez9060 Год назад +15

      It's more about making money off of people's nostalgia for the original films.

    • @Alpha-ro8sc
      @Alpha-ro8sc Год назад +48

      ​@@dereklopez9060The ESG score brings in more revenue than the box-office.

    • @poopsmith6853
      @poopsmith6853 Год назад +5

      ​@Alpha-ro8sc not when the money is no longer interest free. You can't print money for nothing when the qe is turned down.

    • @StrunDoNhor
      @StrunDoNhor Год назад +13

      It's also about "resetting the timer" on their copyrights.
      Disney has always been a huge supporter of extending Copyright to unreasonably, _comically,_ long periods in order to make to sure no one can sell "childhood nostalgia" the way they can.
      Current copyright length is "lifetime of the creator + 75 years", and by releasing remakes, they can make sure IP's like The Little Mermaid never enter public domain.

    • @poopsmith6853
      @poopsmith6853 Год назад +1

      @StrunDoNhor it's been ruled against them this does not protect the original incarnations. The mickey mouse of steamboat Willie is now public domain for example

  • @warnerg80
    @warnerg80 Год назад +480

    Shot out to all the old school artist that made the non live action movies. We miss you guys 😔

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 Год назад +20

      Also, shoutout to Howard Ashman who made the songs we love. If he saw these new songs, especially Scuttlebutt, he’d be spinning in his grave.

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 Год назад +6

      @@khfan4life365 If it was any other man I'd make a crass joke, but Ashman is music Jesus, the beginning of the Disney Renaissance had a lot to do with his genius.

    • @genevahendersom3593
      @genevahendersom3593 Год назад +5

      @@khfan4life365
      Honestly, when I watch a really good disney musical movie I can't get the songs out of my head. I actually forgot the songs in the movie as soon as I walked out of the theatre.

    • @cbalan777
      @cbalan777 Год назад +2

      @@khfan4life365 I had a discussion with someone once about how Ashman uses the songs to help show Ariel as autistic.

    • @doverbeachcomber
      @doverbeachcomber Год назад +1

      @@khfan4life365Let’s not forget Alan Menken, the other half of the team.

  • @MrAhuapai
    @MrAhuapai Год назад +273

    The fact that Disney takes folklore and world mythology and translates them into contemporary American cultural narratives has always been a concern . The power of American media means they are now the dominant narrative and not the source material. An example Maui is the most significant figure in Polynesian mythology and denotes many cultural attributes pre European contact. Now thanks to Disney in Moana he is a side kick to a girls can do anything feminist narrative. The Little Mermaid is just one of many questionable retellings

    • @shawnmurphy9245
      @shawnmurphy9245 Год назад +6

      I’ve just stopped caring at this point 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @slightlyistorical1776
      @slightlyistorical1776 Год назад

      What's even worse is that American media and cultural narratives actively try to rewrite American history too. Shit like the 1619 Project getting a series and countless wholeass books and films denouncing the entire concept of the U.S. as inherently racist and bigoted getting praise from our own media and Goddamned politicians is the norm here

    • @athejbaka7084
      @athejbaka7084 Год назад

      Wonder who owns America and pushes such subversion 🤔

    • @LeoJay
      @LeoJay Год назад

      Imagine thinking Disney actually care about other cultures lol all what they want is to force their propaganda into your culture and call it progress!

    • @elagabalusrex390
      @elagabalusrex390 Год назад +22

      Well...even the 1989 film strayed pretty far from the original Hans Christian Anderson story, if we're being honest. Suffice to say it is MUCH darker and more tragic, and I'm sure Michael Eisner had it watered down (pun not intended) to make it more palatable for the kiddies in order to protect Disney's box office prospects. The difference between that film and this one is that the changes to the 1989 movie were made at least with an eye towards convincing acting, innovative animation, and compelling storytelling. This latest version seems exceptional only for social and political pandering, and there is no easier way to alienate the casual public than to predicate entertainment on politics - politics and art rarely mix well, and propaganda and art never.

  • @apertioopening3425
    @apertioopening3425 Год назад +27

    Wow, you've perfectly articulated my thoughts on this movie! It's a shame that what should have been a retelling of a beloved classic turned into a subpar experience. The unnecessary extension of the original story, the questionable CGI, and the awkward casting choices truly make it feel like a pale imitation of the original film. I think you've hit the nail on the head in saying that Disney's trend of live-action remakes needs to be evaluated for its artistic merit rather than its profit potential. Thank you for this thorough and honest review! Keep it up!

  • @JohnWick-9050
    @JohnWick-9050 Год назад +643

    the part where she shut down the patriarchy was so inspiring

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Год назад +59

      The part were she said "it's time to show my little mermaid" made me cry in tears of joy

    • @Jza-GZa40k
      @Jza-GZa40k Год назад +55

      ⁠@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 It’s “mermaiding time “

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei Год назад +50

      I liked when the prince said "This is Maga-Country!" and and splashed some bleach on her.

    • @Jza-GZa40k
      @Jza-GZa40k Год назад +8

      @@VioletDeathRei Beautiful

    • @justaneditygangstar
      @justaneditygangstar Год назад

      @@VioletDeathRei I like when the prince said white lives matter and committed race genocide because white people bad lol, truly one of the movies of all time

  • @anthonydomoracki4850
    @anthonydomoracki4850 Год назад +1032

    I'm actually shocked they didn't recast Ursula. In the age of body positivity, how could an overweight/obese character ever be the villian

    • @user_7239
      @user_7239 Год назад +139

      Imagine if it was Lizzo. 😂 that would have checked some extra boxes…

    • @bradenharris8718
      @bradenharris8718 Год назад +50

      @@user_7239 she literally put a Instagram video up to “put herself up for the part and she actually was brought in for an audition. Thankfully they didn’t cave in and hire her but I’m surprised that they didn’t

    • @TwistedTeaRex
      @TwistedTeaRex Год назад +123

      @@bradenharris8718 They couldn't cast Lizzo for the role, because they needed the villian to remain evil, and therefore she had to remain white.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Год назад +29

      I see current Melissa McCarthy is not as fat as she was like in Ghostbusters 2016 (which we should forget about it) but she still has curve on her body. Well, good for her to start losing weight and somehow being the only good part of this live action movie.

    • @slowemm
      @slowemm Год назад +8

      There's no such thing as fat any more, now it's just big and proud.

  • @XeniaChow
    @XeniaChow Год назад +1061

    As a member of the fish community I'm glad Disney was prudent enough to cast a pufferfish to the lead role, it's good to see more aquatic representation on media

  • @HeyItsAJOmega
    @HeyItsAJOmega Год назад +1

    Why does the vibrant, colourful, fantasy underwater world look like it's come out of a Zack Snyder DC movie?

  • @romanticblossom
    @romanticblossom Год назад +120

    I love love love that you talked about how modern writers font even know what romance IS. It explains why there aren't even any epic romances since...since who knows when really

    • @Pillowlips77
      @Pillowlips77 Год назад +1

      Bridgerton is doing great in that aspect though

    • @613harbinger316
      @613harbinger316 Год назад

      Time to make another Pride and Prejudice!

  • @SnakePit6517
    @SnakePit6517 Год назад +671

    The fact that they had the nerve to fake the rotten tomatoes audience score is both pathetic and disgusting!

    • @iDrinkRaid
      @iDrinkRaid Год назад +12

      ...by preventing review bombing?

    • @NoelleTakestheSky
      @NoelleTakestheSky Год назад +229

      @@iDrinkRaid People leaving negative reviews of a movie they don’t like isn’t review-bombing. People who say that are just pissy that they’re in the minority in liking something.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Год назад +24

      @@NoelleTakestheSky No, there a many people who legit just review bomb things. Sometimes I agree with the review bombs, but it's still review bombing

    • @0Anubi0
      @0Anubi0 Год назад

      ​@@iDrinkRaid How can anyone in their right mind like this shit under any capacity?

    • @masterlinktm
      @masterlinktm Год назад

      @@iDrinkRaid do they prevent it when the review bombing is positive? Thought not.

  • @quanlinglingdingle6122
    @quanlinglingdingle6122 Год назад +614

    The actors acted, the script was written, the dialogues were spoken, truly the movie of all time

  • @brontiq
    @brontiq 4 месяца назад +3

    Black Ariel with disgusting hair color instead of vibrant red, dude pushing 30 playing 18yo prince, Triton having baby mamas from all the races and black queen for no reason. The list of reasons why this failed goes on. The question is why does Disney keep doing it?

  • @aa-ze5cz
    @aa-ze5cz Год назад +555

    When you're more excited for reviews like Critical Drinker, RedLetterMedia, etc. on terrible Disney movies than the actual movie itself 🤣

    • @LoneWolf-rc4go
      @LoneWolf-rc4go Год назад +16

      This. Looking forward to Disparu tearing this apart.

    • @IMBLACKDAMMIT
      @IMBLACKDAMMIT Год назад

      when you're a weird ass person who probably smells like dick cheese

    • @abbamalami9171
      @abbamalami9171 Год назад

      It's because your idiots that can't think for yourselves, I'm 100% you didn't watch it and only hate it because critical drinker told you it's bad and woke😂😂

    • @thalanoth
      @thalanoth Год назад

      RLM doesn't have time for this garbage lol

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 Год назад

      Of course you’re less excited for movies you don’t like than criticism of those movies genius

  • @lukepoe1140
    @lukepoe1140 Год назад +195

    For the worst part, the reviews are all lies. The audience reviews are getting censored. I've already tried posting on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. If it's not a positive review, they delete your feedback.

    • @EliteGoosePlusOne
      @EliteGoosePlusOne Год назад +25

      i can't even read the replies to THIS COMMENT

    • @Arko777777
      @Arko777777 Год назад +6

      At lesst Metacritic is accurate.

    • @PORRRIDGE_GUN
      @PORRRIDGE_GUN Год назад +9

      Corporate penetration is universal. Very few truly independent media sources left.

    • @Flatgod
      @Flatgod Год назад +6

      If this is true, it proves that both sites are in Disney's pockets. It makes me wonder who else is paying them off.

    • @Thrawn23.
      @Thrawn23. Год назад +2

      There even hiding the critic scores

  • @miks301
    @miks301 Год назад +201

    The part where Eric turned around and said, "It's you, Ariel. You're The Little Mermaid." was definitely the scene in the movie.

    • @averagecoasterenjoyer
      @averagecoasterenjoyer Год назад +10

      It's actually Rotten Tomatoes Scene of 2023

    • @yeldarb2022
      @yeldarb2022 Год назад +3

      @@averagecoasterenjoyeryou’re kidding. Right?

    • @shawnmurphy9245
      @shawnmurphy9245 Год назад +7

      Yeah, he even turns to the camera and says it

    • @averagecoasterenjoyer
      @averagecoasterenjoyer Год назад

      @@yeldarb2022 yeah

    • @adam-11herbs
      @adam-11herbs Год назад +14

      I like the part when Ariel stares down Ursala and says "it's mermaidin time."

  • @backdoormischief9852
    @backdoormischief9852 Год назад +7

    I had never heard about this aquafina human before this movie, and i was happy with that

  • @josteinhenrique2779
    @josteinhenrique2779 Год назад +219

    A thing Disney's Live Actions taught us: some stuff should remain only as animation

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 Год назад +6

      The new ones are also animation except it's shitty.

    • @myfartstinks
      @myfartstinks Год назад +5

      ⁠@@kaykutcher2103 true but the person is saying original animated movies that are iconic should only be stayed as animated

    • @maxsommers6843
      @maxsommers6843 Год назад +2

      Not Disney of course (they predate it) but there were two Eastern European live action adaptations of the tale that are both really good in their own way, coincidentally released in the same year (1976): Rusalochka and Malá Mořská Víla.

    • @CharlieFoxtrot
      @CharlieFoxtrot Год назад +3

      Even anime proved this in the 2000s-2010s. Remember the atrocious Dragonball live action movie?

    • @kpenis17
      @kpenis17 Год назад +1

      ⁠@@CharlieFoxtrot anime/animated movies aren’t restricted by anything, you can create anything you want if you can draw it, filming a live action you lose all of it which is why it doesn’t make sense to even try like initial d and death note are examples of even real world anime that couldn’t even translate to live action

  • @jessilyngray1223
    @jessilyngray1223 Год назад +148

    I took my daughter to see this...I didn't want to but she's 6. We saw it and I was like what the what is this garbage. Prince Eric was always a bit of a wet blanket but him taking the wheel in the original gave him a heroic moment. He saved the sea, his kingdom and through that proved to the girl's father that they're not all bad and thus got the girl.
    We ended up watching the original when we got home and my daughter said "this is better why did they remake it"

    • @idlefluxx
      @idlefluxx Год назад +15

      I was thinking your comment would go a different way, like her enjoying the movie and adults just having to resign to realizing we are no longer kids and not the target audience or something but.. yeah. Even she recognized how better the original was. Idk how Disney went from making back to back classic hits to whatever it is they're doing today.
      edit: after scrolling some more through these comments it seems like most if not all children couldn't sit through this film and much prefer the original.. yikes

    • @FardtilUshid
      @FardtilUshid Год назад +2

      You're the one with money and a car.

    • @nahla_004x
      @nahla_004x Год назад +2

      @@FardtilUshid what is that supposed to mean

    • @bargaintuesday812
      @bargaintuesday812 Год назад +2

      That happened.

    • @nellybae1640
      @nellybae1640 Год назад +1

      Coming on the internet to lie on hood child is crazy lol

  • @Zinferbuddy
    @Zinferbuddy Год назад +578

    Taking that final rescue scene from Prince Eric is the worst thing I’ve heard about it so far. That was so cool, and validated Ariel’s feelings for him.

    • @DanielChannel57
      @DanielChannel57 Год назад +135

      And proved to King Triton that not all humans were evil.

    • @chairliftphilospher5710
      @chairliftphilospher5710 Год назад +85

      And it proved their love for each other. If Eric isn't allowed to TRY to help his girlfriend, then is he really worth it?

    • @Asphedal
      @Asphedal Год назад +2

      Eric does help Ariel fight Ursula. He even rescues her while she was being grabbed by Ursula.

    • @DanielChannel57
      @DanielChannel57 Год назад +4

      @@Asphedal Exactly, Triton most likely saw that, as well as Eric finally slaying Ursula.

    • @Asphedal
      @Asphedal Год назад +3

      @@DanielChannel57 I am talking about the live action movie. Eric and Ariel, together fight Ursula. Eric even rescues Ariel when she was held by Ursula. And Ariel, tells her father, verbatim, that Eric helped her slay Ursula, meaning, not all people are bad.

  • @MaskedMan66
    @MaskedMan66 Год назад +137

    If she was black in the original and they turned her white for the new one, how well would THAT go over?

    • @Locke350
      @Locke350 Год назад +22

      “Muh huwitewashing1!!11!1!!”

    • @Zyjian
      @Zyjian Год назад +2

      dawg its still the same

    • @onlyforcomments8836
      @onlyforcomments8836 Год назад +3

      oh boy there'd be riots

    • @MaskedMan66
      @MaskedMan66 Год назад

      @@Zyjian What's still the same?

    • @MaskedMan66
      @MaskedMan66 Год назад +9

      @@onlyforcomments8836 How about they do the live-action _The Princess and the Frog_ and swap colors on Tiana and Charlotte!

  • @MrPicklerwoof
    @MrPicklerwoof Год назад +306

    As a child of the 80s, I feel so sorry for kids today. Agenda fuels everything in entertainment now.

    • @echoechoecho7142
      @echoechoecho7142 Год назад +20

      Yep art is dead.

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral Год назад +3

      I'm from the early 90s around the time Smells like teen spirit blew up the billboard hot 100 and I still remember the original

    • @RetardRoshard
      @RetardRoshard Год назад +5

      What agenda?

    • @num1Jaysta
      @num1Jaysta Год назад +19

      @@RetardRoshard Women not needing men, 1 dimensional characters, long and boring stories etc.

    • @gxguy2906
      @gxguy2906 Год назад +2

      No kids don't care.