The World's Smallest Joint
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Honey I shrunk the za.
quit saying za.. u sound like a tik toker
@@lancelotkillz worth it for the 70 likes imo.
Ugh...
New rule. Anyone using that will be sentenced to DEATH ☠️
@@lancelotkillz fair enough 😂
Me in HS with the last bit of weed.
When I first started smoking I was deathly afraid of bongs so I would roll everything I had even little ones like this a few times 🤣
This fed promoting an online trap house in your reply 😂
@@Unstrict psychadelics at that 😅
@@Unstrict W shrooms
Im so glad i have a good bong, whenever im under a .5, the bong is the way to go.
when you smoke 3g out the 3.5 and got .5 left
That's like a .2
@isaiah Silva thank you for knowing 😭.5 like a skim blunt Brodie
You mean when you smoked 6/7 of the 8th
@@KaYem_inc nb sayin tht
@@mikesunknown6510 i just did. Your statement is invalid
Don’t you ever disrespect me pulling up to the smoke session with these ☠️
When your 13 and broke, this is just called a joint
You no I smoked a lot of them in the 90
I smoke these now and I’m 25 and not broke. I roll up 0.1 or less in a joint. Most I’ll roll is 0.2. Gets be stoned and don’t need to smoke stupid amounts and waste money. Smoke a 0.1 joint and be stoned for 3+ hours.
@@gazzy9136fr then when you smoke a lot you get all stupid
@@gazzy9136 0.02gz and it gets you baked?👀 are you sure its not placebo 🥴
Ong bro I just rolled up one of these yesterday 😂
when you run out but you trynna scrap together a blunt 🤣
For real
I did this bruh cut regular size rolling paper in half. Lol micro cones. Micro blunt. 😂
One too many times I've been searching through every crevice of my room looking for a nug or smthing to fill out a blunt
Me rn scrapping residue from my pipes
Ong 💀
When u find the last roach
but aint re-up
Bro as at 14 that was an everyday thing. Picking up tiny nugs you dropped on the carpet. Grabbing the flashlight to try to scavenge hunt for the biggest nugs. Good memories
ik right finding a big chunk and getting hype
@scrubbybard380yeah we aren't denying that dude , however your judgement is seen and apreciated . It's nice to see that people can be so understanding of teenagers that were desperate to change the way they felt
@tikemyson3627does that even work aren't you just ruining the thc
@@yofedstyhrega4594nah if you heat it correctly, it decarboxylizes the thcA into thc and you can drink it. never done it though, and never will.
I never dropped them in the first place so i actually never did that, searched my saved jars and packages tho, saved resin(dont do that) broke open glass vape jars to put on a wrapping paper and smoke the papers for the wax in the vape pens through a bong, so glad my med card is gona last till im 21 cuase street weed is like 25$ 3.5 grams and i smoke that in a day or 2
Dats a prison joint
The infamous penitentiary joint, which will cost you a couple days of commissary, and 2 hits of tobacco. Lol
50 bucks 🤣
Dey don't know
I was waiting to see someone say this. I literally told myself imma scroll down a lil bit more and if I don't see no one say it yet I'm Finna say it right now lmao but I came across your comment I'm really surprised no one ain't say it sooner tho honestly. not that it's a big deal it's really not that serious but that's the first thing I thought when I seen the small ass stick joint tho lmao I'm not institutionalized or nothing either I ain't been to jail in 10 years and when I was it was less than 2 years and it was the first and last time I went to jail. but every joint was like this. cigarettes too unless someone managed to get an actual pack in. even if they do they will break each cigarette open and make a million lil cigarettes out of em anyway lmao
I will trade for coffee in jail
Crazy how youtube is recommended a vice short with them literally smoking weed, yet whole youtube channels are shadow banned for the same thing 🤨
Makes someone wonder uh
Seems like Vice can do what they want
Vice gets away with everything under the guise of journalism. I smell preferential treatment from RUclips.
Wait till find out you can watch naked yoga on here
We don’t need mfers getting paid to take bong rips c’mon now 😂
Everyone acting like they ain't rolled themselves a roach joint that size before.
🤡👎
That’s bigger than a prison joint 😂
😅 hardly though...and probably the same price assuming its "legal"
Nah it ain't lol I was in jail 2020 to 2023 and we was literally smoking 0.5 or gram spliffs lol
That ain't even a mosquito leg!
Exactly how I first started at 17 from a random dude that offered me a macro joint of purple haze while I was out fishing at 3 AM. I took the dumbest risk of my life but it turned out to be the best choice I've ever made. We caught 5 monster spider crabs and decent thresher, we cooked all that food on one of them outdoor park BBQ pits and shared the food with tons of people. Best day ever!
Sounds pretty fucking dope ngl
Fucking awesome
Weed bringing people together since the 50’s ✨
@@zayyanhussain1994 stay halal g😂😂
@@Halausher Insha’allah we try 💯
Dudes lip enclosed that whole joint
Foreal, "it hits" not no more after you niggr lipped it 💀
When you sneak some weed into a correctional facility ...
Homie pulling on a dead roach 🤣
that's a 90s joint from the hood
Definitely racist
used to roll 3 out a dime
Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣 its always a 0,2 white paper wit that chronic in it
@@liljuz1981 I used to roll like 5-6 with a .5 😭😭😭skinny lil ass shits I used to be down bad cuh
@@pothead2194 Noo man .5 is one J🤣Buy a sack and split it not buy a pack and bust it down😭
Homie pulls up to the sesh w this everytime
😂😂😂
Nah that’s crazy🤨😂😂😂
That's why I never smoke with homos.
Met Dram a couple years ago in Norfolk! Super down to earth guy
Norfolk has decent weed not the best though
Dam Norfolk, VA?
@@zacksram yup
This is how you swallow a joint on accident. Inhaling so hard you inhale the mfkin roach
Roaches always hit the hardest
That aint even a roach tho ! Roaches hit hard because the resin of the thc and nicotine melt down the inside of the blunt and cause resin moisture a buildup by the mouth piece. Which technically raises the thc percentage and nicotine percentage by small amounts the more of the blunt you smoke. But it has no residue if you just cut a tiny paper and make it into the joint/blunt. The joint they had is more paper then kush…. Sad
Yeah besides I didn't see no clip
That’s a roach leg, bro
@@butteryboi2495also because there’s less material to filter the smoke and less room for it to cool.
Imagine Stuart Little with one of those
Or even George Shrinks
He going to downtown yodie-city
Bro bout to be high for 30 seconds
Dude rolled a roach...LMFAO
Let's hotbox this room, fellas 🤣🤣🤣
Let's hotbox this closet 😂😂😂
1st graders:" I'm like so high rn"
Too many people in the replies dont get the joke lmao. Its cuz the joint is so small
💀
😂😂💀
tf, what are you in 2nd grade
@@bugglemagnum6213 Wym lol
Technically that weed strand alone a fucc those kids up one lil hit
Remind me of a $10 joint from prison 😂.
When all your weed is gone so you go searching for every roach you’ve left behind
I been smoking bud for like 20 years and came to realize you don’t gotta smoke that much I bet that linnet got them high
Maybe it varies person to person but if I don't put in a minimum of 0.6g I don't feel anything, it's more of a tease at that point lmao.
I realised that when i started, only need alot when you smoke alot
@@imjustaguy4340 I smoke a lot but I know in the back of my head I really don’t need to smoke as much as I do I just like to be super high all the time lol but when I run out I can hit a bowl like once or twice and be almost the same level and I smoke all the time so I think it’s a head thing
Edit ✍️: maybe not once but twice usually does the trick but more is better is my point depends on how gas it is
To think i been smoking almost double that since 1984 ...39 years 😮
yessir. when you got real fire, some living soil grown organic or veganic like i grow, all you need is one hit off a one hitter to be maxed out for 6-8 hours. if you say you’re not maxxed out, you’re just lying to yourself. i smoked more than wiz khalifa at one point, and what i grow is so strong it would put the most veteran smokers down. people are just over consuming in america, like they always have. thanks matrix for making this country full of disgusting greedy slobs that over consume everything they do unless it’s something like exercise or health habits
"That's a toothpick man"-Tommy Chong
""That's a toothpick man"-Tommy Chong"-Socalhippie420 Hashman
"I think we're stopped man"
Naw man that's your dick lol
Thats a damn string from my shirt kinda joint
"Oh wait, that is a toothpick man."
That one homie that never stops hitting the roach 😂
Try pulling up to the function and telling everyone “don’t worry, I brought the micro joint” 😂
in prison thats just a joint
If they think that's a small joint they've never been to jail.
At that point it may as well be fetty 😂 ur gonna get a much better high
If you know ya know lol
@@HurlingMongroachspice
@@ProdJMO9 i know sneaking in fetty would be much better though especially if u want a high that is strong u just dilute the dosage I’m not talking about spice, spice is just a freaky drug i swear no 1 on youtube ever understands what anyone is saying lmao 🤣 fetty will last u a long time if u don’t use it like crazy and u feel really good
Aint no joint gettn smaller than that
Believe it or not, I actually roll joints this skinny, and not even a cone 😂 just a straight lil school straw joint (serious)
I dealt with a blunt like that once. Shame on the mess. Like I appreciate the guys effort....but damm bro we was broke.
That’s a damn roach not no j 😂
we all had a day like this before🤣 Highschool was CRAZYYY😭 we was getting high every morning by any means
He shoulda said “I’m smoking on that broccoli”😂😂😂
That's about the size my dad rolls em 🤣
Pulled out that joint from the beginning of Up in Smoke
Bro made a microscopic roach🤣
Me now when I only got 1 lil nug left
actually thats not tiny in my opinion! How is that even tiny? Not huge yeah but should be ok right? Thats definitely average in my personal opinion
Spoken like a true 4 incher
When your friend that never pitches in for weed but is always there to smoke yours when the time comes..... Your cheap friend that never ever has any weed finally says I'm gonna spark you guys up today I got a joint....his joint: so small can barely even see it thinking it's a Roach
😂😂😂🪳 🪳
So specific and we all had that one friend
Didn’t know mastering the art of smoking roaches set me up for this micro joint 😂
Bro left his joint in his pocket before washing his jeans 💀
Doesn't anyone use roach clips anymore? 😂
I used my first one this year. Weed was so good I took it all the way down!
nah b i use a dynavap instead
No I use my fingers like a man
My wife has her moms roach clip from the 70s we don’t use it though well I have but we don’t LOL the old alligator clips with leather strips with feathers and beads.
How has this only got 8 likes bro haha
This would instantly piss me off if I hadn't smoked yet. I'd find it hilarious if I was already on Cloud 19.
“That looks like a toothpick, heyyyyy it is a toothpick.”
That was pretty much me at any party I was invited to in college. Too many stoned schnorers and I just had a part-time job 😄
Aah the good ol micro joint , when i have only one gram for a whole week thats them , you gotta know and love em lol
Makes more sense to just use a pipe or one hitter if you’re down like that
1 gram for a whole week!? Man, just roll it all up..take a couple hits a night after you finish that days task- you’re teasing yourself stretching that little bit.
@@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide Or better yet, get a one hitter or bong, you can stretch that 1 gram into 10-20 decents hits. That's 3 a day, thats enough for each whole evening as long as you savour it lol. Source: I was in this position last week.
@@bestperson1234 I have too, I’m sure we all have- it makes you appreciate your stash a little more
@@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide lmfao!!!!!
It’s called a roach. Only the real ones know the struggle 😂
- When the homie has to finally roll up with his weed.
I love tiny zooters so good for stressful situations, or when you are staying with family and can’t go outside in the early house of the night.
Must be tiny as hell
I be cutting my shi in half
I remember sifting through ashtrays for micro joints in college. Yep, your dignity takes a nosedive quick when you're jonesing.
u weird
@@mxnd420you obviously don't know the struggle
Shordie literally said a roach is cute lol
DRAM looked at that bih like he ain’t get shii out of that pull😂😂
Rolled a pinner and called it a micro joint….the gentrification of marijuana ladies and gents
their just goofing off stop whining
@@111wikka they’re* and it’s a joke. Take your tampon out and relax.
Imagine gatekeeping za
“gentrification of marijuana”-🤓
yo speedy, pinners are thin n long. this a micro cuz it's really short n thin
like your pp.
They still smoked it, some crack heads man.
drams face after the imaginary hit lmao
Usually my weed loud but this mf quiet 😂😂😂
That one friend who's always packing light bowls and rolling toothpicks.
Can't lie...
I'm, packin' light.
Can’t stand dudes like that. Annoys me to even smoke with dudes like that.
@@alimctaven7417 you must be an addict idk
@@kmdglobe5402 Why even smoke if you gone roll skimps. You must be a bum idk.
he smokin the offspring of a roach bro
That’s called a jailhouse joint
THE FACE AT THE END TOOK ME OUT 😂😂😂😂😂
He not rolling in broccoli with that lil thing 😅
Seeing dram smoking a lil ass joint is surreal 😂
Smoked one of these 5050s in Iraq 50%, paper 50% herb 🇺🇸
When you realize you aint got no weed left
that one scene from cheech and chong up in smoke lmfao
The original one hitter quitter! 😂
We call that a roach where I’m from😂😂😂
Got this STRAIGHT out of prison. Shoulda called it a prison joint
My man rolled a fresh roach 😂😂🤦♂️
Bro took one hit joint to a whole different level
Those are the joints that you pull out for that one friend that never brings their own stuff, but is always down to smoke all of yours lol
This is what we were like in High School.
My guy at the end got the roach he was not happy 😂😂😂😂😂
You know dram would never be seen rollin sum broccoli into that💀💀
No way they passed that around 😂
Smoking that will make you remember everything after a minute💀💀
the dude so high he calls it a Macro joint
I quit smoking so that would legit have me in a psychotic state
im the same exact way… almost any amount of weed will get me beyond where i want to be 😂
Dram hit the joint like your uncle who swear he can out smoke you 😂😂
When your friend asks if you wanna match
That looks like what I smoke when I have run out and cant reload 😂
When mfs say “yo I’ll match” & they pull this out.
Why does everybody act like they're in high school when they smoke? It's equivalent to acting like a frat boy when you drink.
I found a big nugget under my sofa once when I was looking for a lighter.
When you been smoking roaches so this is just deja vu for you lol 😂😂
bro that’s straight up D.R.A.M,of course he’s got the broccoli🤣
Lil Wayne twisted that up. It looked like a Philly titan when he had it
Now that's a real one hitter quitter 😂
These are the joints people smoke when they tell me they smoke 8 joints a day
*accidentally inhales entire joint
this the blunt my bro brings when i say im bringing one to
This like that Cheech and Chong Skit where Chong swallows the roach 😂
When you run outa bud but find a roach
Shout out Dram. Homie hold down the underground scene .
That's how my uncle used to roll joints in the 80's😂