From the item description of Forch S400: "Dissolves coloured pencil stains, grease, tar, rubber, adhesive residue and limescale residue. Leaves a protective film against rust and corrosion on bicycles, strollers, chrome parts, motorcycles and tools. Penetrates threads and lubricates hinges, rollers, springs, taps, window and door handles, pedals, office chairs, etc. Penetrates deeply and loosens rusted, corroded and seized nuts, screws, switches, cables etc. Loosens and lubricates jammed door locks, zippers, sewing machines, typewriter keys, switches, cables, etc. Displaces water from metal surfaces, e.g. B. on electrical contacts, car ignitions, tools, motorcycles, outboard motors, etc." Yeah, it pretty much is just WD-40.
And this week on Nugget Gear: Wade decides to throw a full service party for the Goober, James intalls a PlayStation 2 in Bruce 2, and we continue coverage of the 1st Annual Cashies Crap Can Championship.
@@bobmcguffin5706 After a lifetime of 'hard' use, the Donkey is critically weak to care, and apparently falls apart when it encounters unexpected kindness. :/ There's more than a few more uncomfortable parallels I can draw here.
"We serviced it too well!" That is the tone of a man horrified by what he has wrought. Truly a horror to rival "we dreamed of creating the worlds most powerful Pokémon, and we succeeded."
nono, as a Malaysian who has this car (same family different model) as daily driver, seeing overseas people having fun jabbing at this car brings me so much joy!!
I feel like some Malaysians probably took it way too personally when they see other countries makes fun of our cars. Totally ignoring the fact that these are just the bottom of the barrel cars for them. And irregardless of tier and country of origin, it'll typically be the butt of all jokes compared to the mainstream brands. Remember when there's the clip of an old Saga getting destroyed in Mr Bean? Or pics of Protons sitting in the UK scrapyard? They outright go "ThEy aRe DiSsInG mAlAySiAn cArs 😡😡😡"
@@germaineliew2012 TRUEEEEEE I lowkey dread the comment section everytime cus as much as this car got featured, I just simply dislike our peoples behaviour in the net!! Plus I find it admirable cus I bet you those other 'high end' nugs he owned like Bruce or even that Merc CLS can't handle Pepsi as coolant. You go, encik Goober ✊
Protons from this era generally doesn't have build quality, nor quality consistency. Goober's interior plastics are outright disgusting, especially if you compare it to its local counterpart, Perodua. But these CamPro engines are pretty reliable. They were used as taxis here, and often abused and neglected by many owners being a cheap and basic car.
Hey guys, welcome to a new episode of just rolled in In this video, we will be covering this old Proton, which runs despite having WD-40 in the oil The owner said that the can should provide a 'full service' for the car, as stated on the front of the bottle. When offered a inspection and oil flush, the customer declined repairs and drove away.
They want to kill the goober though, that's literally the entire point Unfortunately for them goober is strong, it didn't even smoke, unlike donkey which noped out
I used to work for this company as a sales rep. Can confirm this is exactly how the product was intended to be used. Just an FYI they have a penetrent called black magic it's actually amazing for removing bolt. I love you.
This is about how I treated my own goober car, a 1981 Plymouth Horizon. 2.2 litre 80 hp hunk of Euro-Chrysler shit that refused to die. There are some cars out there that are truly built out of spite.
@@theplayer12312 The Iron Duke is a 2.5 litre engine made by General Motors. My Plymouth was powered by a 2.2 litre K engine from Chrysler. Tell me you didn't comprehend my comment without saying it.
This feels like an April fools joke of a video... Yet this is a normal garbage time video! Absolutely amazing! Wade and James never ceases to amaze me.
an other car: yes, i'm being purchased! i'm gonna be looked after and loved and a real home! *pulls into the compound, the faint smell of used pepsi lingers in the air* an other car: no.
The amount of crap I've seen online of people abusing cars on purpose only to have them continue to work just fine... goes to show how badly you have to maintain your car to have it blow up.
I've been a master auto mechanic and an automotive engineer for years and I had no idea that high Pepsi temperatures could cause poor AM radio reception. This is real cutting edge research you're doing here, gentlemen.
I got the feeling some malaysian dude (or Proton itself) hurt Wade in the past. This is just him getting even, doing it for our entertainment is just a bonus.
Need to say, I love this channel! This reminds me of the escapades I would have with my brother. Wade is very much like him and he was even a drummer too and would be following me around the family fleet of nugget cars. Sadly he passed away a few years ago but I’m still busy with the terrible cars. My daily is a pre production L320 Range Rover Sport and it’s a total nugget, I saved it from the scrappy and it’s a shed but I love it and Wade and James’ escapades have motivated me to love the RRS as it is even more!
I love watching the shenanigans you two get up to with the nugget fleet. And I shouldn't feel bad for that nugget, but as a professional mechanic this one made me wince a little lol.
I can't believe they bought a punching bag and called it a car.
I need to get myself a Goober
@@cloudy4872
YES
God that better than a fiat panda
an* car
tony has been retired
Wade: “New parts suck and it’s killing the combustion engine!”
Also Wade: *Abuses the living shit out of a combustion engine*
Tbf new parts couldnt handle a full service that wade did today
you can abuse me all you want, eddie
that's how he find out the new parts sucks
Maybe that's the trick: replace parts of it with brand new ones!
It's fine mate, it's been _serviced!_
This is what Mercedes claims non-authorized mechanics do to your car
And any other German or luxury brand from Europe in general
This proton sage 2009 moron!
Meanwhile an authorized mechanic destroyed Wade's old green Merc.
Alternate title: Wade and James waterboard a car for 5 minutes and 14 seconds
And it doesn’t even care !
As long as there's Pepsi in there
POV you have a can of WD-40 and the intrusive thoughts won
I was thinking, at the end there, WD-40 'servicing' the tyres would fix that excessive traction problem.
From the item description of Forch S400:
"Dissolves coloured pencil stains, grease, tar, rubber, adhesive residue and limescale residue. Leaves a protective film against rust and corrosion on bicycles, strollers, chrome parts, motorcycles and tools.
Penetrates threads and lubricates hinges, rollers, springs, taps, window and door handles, pedals, office chairs, etc. Penetrates deeply and loosens rusted, corroded and seized nuts, screws, switches, cables etc.
Loosens and lubricates jammed door locks, zippers, sewing machines, typewriter keys, switches, cables, etc. Displaces water from metal surfaces, e.g. B. on electrical contacts, car ignitions, tools, motorcycles, outboard motors, etc."
Yeah, it pretty much is just WD-40.
Tony is having major flashbacks right now
@@Madnessnunky
Pepsi instead of Coke
S400 instead WD-40
the goober only gets fake off brand stuff.
@@OnionChoppingNinjawow, calling Pepsi a fake brand is crazy
A full service of replacing every fluid in the Goober with Pepsi
Even the wiper fluid.
@@bantabury ughh that's so gross. Great idea.
it'll probably run off pepsi
Air bubbles in your braking system, that’s called death
mmh
"I got desperate for something, anything!"
I thought they were just gonna drive the Goober through the wall at first
This might be the first time I've seen anyone complain that a car they own is just working and not giving them trouble
I was expecting putting food in the engine tbh, not rocking horsing the car.
This isn't whistling Diesel lol.
He wouldn't survive the crash, but the Goober would. lol
-0 HP.
The Goober is immune to Full Service.
*thanks to full service
+2 HP
And this week on Nugget Gear:
Wade decides to throw a full service party for the Goober, James intalls a PlayStation 2 in Bruce 2, and we continue coverage of the 1st Annual Cashies Crap Can Championship.
Is there an Australian equivalent of the 24 Hours of Lemons race? I feel like that would be something Wade and James would do well at.
@Caledon91 Apparently, there is 24 Hours of Lemons OZ. So, that's a thing.
I'd love a show with these two narrated by Wade hahaha
@@Caledon91 Bathurst 24 hr, held once a year.
A Playstation 2 in a car? Someone's been watching Top Dead Centre 😉
Replace the engine oil with baby oil, it’s oil for babies it’s gotta be top notch for engines right ?
what is a baby if not a car engine? that's how it works in flintstones.
Run through a few oils. In the Aus summer coconut oil would prob be viable lol
You realize babies are an endangered species, no? How dare you advocate using them for oil.
Well you were on the right track
So it’s official - Pepsi can now be classed as engine coolant
I mean, if The Long Drive has taught me anything is that if your radiator is low all you need to do is piss in it and you're as good as new
Even better if it's Crystal Bepis
@@Ferrari255GTOoil works perfectly fine too, unfortunately most fluids are just like not having coolant at all
cools me down
@@voltare2amstereo What kind of engine might you be?
Make sure you service your James. Critical to keep any car running
Can confirm
Not sure that means what you think it means, but I'd be down either way
@@Novurwell well well. We've got a certified James servicer.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
:|
“Let’s destroy the car”
*Car slowly embodies the soul of Top Gear’s Toyota Hilux*
The last service in a can nearly killed the donkey. But looks like goober just shrugs it off. Like a champ.
I think the donkey blew a head gasket from the added compression when they filled all the holes in the rings with goop.
@@jwalster9412 suffering from success
The donkey is immune to physical damage (chair, boot, etc) but weak to spray cans. Goober does not share this flaw
@@bobmcguffin5706 After a lifetime of 'hard' use, the Donkey is critically weak to care, and apparently falls apart when it encounters unexpected kindness. :/ There's more than a few more uncomfortable parallels I can draw here.
@@LynxSnowCat well. That’s made it all quite tragic
$20 for a full service?? My. Mechanic charged me $900 😡😡😡
They used 45 cans
@@xhq82395 45 x 20 = 700. $200 unaccounted for.
Wow what a rip. I’ll bet they didn’t even check your Pepsi smh
Time to postpone my European slumber to watch the Australian nugget man shout at nugget cars
Very relatable, hello fellow European!
Same same
Europe mentioned!
You could complete that marry go round with Asian nugget
Yes. this is the only way
"We serviced it too well!" That is the tone of a man horrified by what he has wrought. Truly a horror to rival "we dreamed of creating the worlds most powerful Pokémon, and we succeeded."
nono, as a Malaysian who has this car (same family different model) as daily driver, seeing overseas people having fun jabbing at this car brings me so much joy!!
I feel like some Malaysians probably took it way too personally when they see other countries makes fun of our cars.
Totally ignoring the fact that these are just the bottom of the barrel cars for them. And irregardless of tier and country of origin, it'll typically be the butt of all jokes compared to the mainstream brands.
Remember when there's the clip of an old Saga getting destroyed in Mr Bean? Or pics of Protons sitting in the UK scrapyard? They outright go "ThEy aRe DiSsInG mAlAySiAn cArs 😡😡😡"
@@germaineliew2012 TRUEEEEEE I lowkey dread the comment section everytime cus as much as this car got featured, I just simply dislike our peoples behaviour in the net!!
Plus I find it admirable cus I bet you those other 'high end' nugs he owned like Bruce or even that Merc CLS can't handle Pepsi as coolant. You go, encik Goober ✊
Yes sir, me too own an old saga, that shit tough as fuck
Old Sagas go hard
oh no, not more fix-it-in-a-can
It's just German WD-40.
Was trying to search it up, "full service" gives gay hentai game instead.
@@lukelunno no you’ve got it all wrong, you forgot to add “lube” to the end of your search. Will make the search results far more sfw trust
This stuff is good, it’s just not made for what wade’s doing. It says on the front it’s just lubricant for stuff
@@TomGT59 Clearly you're wrong, the Goober runs 99.9% more skookum now
First Tony survived the abuse and now The Goober. The only car that actually kicked it was the one you didn't want to kill, Le Donkey Van.
I feel like there's some poetic statement to be made here
Huh, the Goober sounds much more aggressive than I expected there. Must be the servicing!
I like how no matter how many things they do to the car, messing with the brakes is the no.
"We don't respect the car, but we respect our lives"
You forgot to service the blinker fluid.
This is going to be amazing advertising if the car survives. It's going to be a testament to the build quality.
And to "Full-service" also 😅
Tbh the newer proton cars just ain't it like it used to
Protons from this era generally doesn't have build quality, nor quality consistency. Goober's interior plastics are outright disgusting, especially if you compare it to its local counterpart, Perodua.
But these CamPro engines are pretty reliable. They were used as taxis here, and often abused and neglected by many owners being a cheap and basic car.
Wade just showed us a glimpse of the mind of someone whose car ends up on an episode of "just rolled in"
Hey guys, welcome to a new episode of just rolled in
In this video, we will be covering this old Proton, which runs despite having WD-40 in the oil
The owner said that the can should provide a 'full service' for the car, as stated on the front of the bottle.
When offered a inspection and oil flush, the customer declined repairs and drove away.
Customer states: another shop did a full service on the car but did not provide the name
Remember to service your James every 50,000 miles.
How far is that in kangaroo units?
@@hombredeflorida3064 Somewhere around 352,000,000 VB Longnecks
Before i watch: PLEEEEAAASE dont spray it onto a vac hose again, that's what killed the Donkey!
You're in luck
They want to kill the goober though, that's literally the entire point
Unfortunately for them goober is strong, it didn't even smoke, unlike donkey which noped out
Goober is immune to service
@@mysteryboyeei find it a little sad to break it since it’s a low mileage car
But oh well
@@sheppardpat47 Well, they want to break it so they can tinker with it, not scrap it. It just happens to be indestructible, apparently.
This should be called HowToBasicService as it was only missing an egg throw at the end
He forgot to bring the egg bag to the shop when they filmed it.
And interestingly both are from Australia
You need to add some Nitro. Just put Pepsi in the Window washer tank and then lay the hose into the intake
Be sure to use Nitro Pepsi, don't want the basic stuff in there, it'll be sluggish.
@@ulogy monster nitro mixed with the fuel? :P
Fill the fuel tank with the new Pepsi Elecric and turn it into an electic car
Full service? That’s right, it goes in the square hole!
the goober needs a leaf blower "turbo"
You can buy that Full Service in 20 litre containers. You could service the entire nugget fleet at least twice over with that.
A few of those and you can dunk the nugget for an express service
I used to work for this company as a sales rep. Can confirm this is exactly how the product was intended to be used.
Just an FYI they have a penetrent called black magic it's actually amazing for removing bolt.
I love you.
I cant describe the sensation of watching 2:33 onwards. Some kind of mechanical empathy pain? I'm amazed its still running
When you buy a car that's been "well serviced":
“Jokes on you, I like the abuse” - The Goober, probably
I just imagine the Goober being like those aliens from TeamFourstar's abridgement of the DBZ Broly movie...
The last time Wade serviced a car with a can, the Donkey van blew up.
0:45 ".. cause it's BEAN serviced"
time to replace various important car fluids with beans
if bananananas work as diff lube, maybe baked beans would also work. A couple of cans in the transmission should work wonders.
This is about how I treated my own goober car, a 1981 Plymouth Horizon. 2.2 litre 80 hp hunk of Euro-Chrysler shit that refused to die. There are some cars out there that are truly built out of spite.
you see, the problem is that it had the Iron Duke in it, which is notoriously slow but ridiculously tough
@@theplayer12312 The Iron Duke is a 2.5 litre engine made by General Motors. My Plymouth was powered by a 2.2 litre K engine from Chrysler. Tell me you didn't comprehend my comment without saying it.
@@md_vandenberg I mean, due to the low horsepower output yet ~2L displacement i automatically assumed it was the iron duke, no need to get defensive
This feels like an April fools joke of a video... Yet this is a normal garbage time video! Absolutely amazing! Wade and James never ceases to amaze me.
Proton S16, the official car of "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"
The way James said, "We SeRvIcEd It ToO wElL!¡" At the end killed me 😂
Me: Why abuse a perfectly good car that someone could use?
Also, Me: Hehehe. Pepsi go glub, glub, glub. Full Service go pst, pst, pst.
1:34 Wade giving James good service alright
The goober is fully race preped now. It needs to go on a track day!
Tony watching: oh god, i saved myself from that?
5:11 Jeremy Clarkson should've added that *clause before destroying the Perodua Kelisa
"Over the air update" I'm 💀
an other car: yes, i'm being purchased! i'm gonna be looked after and loved and a real home!
*pulls into the compound, the faint smell of used pepsi lingers in the air*
an other car: no.
This full service looks a lot like an italian tune-up
Cool fun car hack: Drain the washer fluid tank, then fill it with diesel fuel. Then reroute the washer hose into the air intake.
What would that even do? Drown the engine?
@@H3wastooshort the engine can't ignite the diesel properly, so it creates a ton of smoke
"you're going to be a part of Wade's nugget army"
random old car: "No! Oh GOD NO!"
“the battery looks new”
“yeah it’s been serviced”
The amount of crap I've seen online of people abusing cars on purpose only to have them continue to work just fine... goes to show how badly you have to maintain your car to have it blow up.
The 'S' in S16 stands for "service"
Wade doing "full service" like we repair car in videogames : just wiggle some tools over it with the same animation and the car is fixed !
I love the goober
Its a newer tony. tell me im wrong.
@@redflthcui also apparently indestructible, tony barely worked for ages
Well, you better hope it'll hold up XD
Slowly learning that the Goober cannot be killed.
The Goober is the only car worthy of receiving a full service from a can.
I've been a master auto mechanic and an automotive engineer for years and I had no idea that high Pepsi temperatures could cause poor AM radio reception. This is real cutting edge research you're doing here, gentlemen.
i think it needs new oil, it needs olive oil. when its good for pizza, then its perfect for the goober
If this isn't a category in Consumer Reports, it really should be.
The goober needs to live forever
I am wincing as much as I am laughing. The poor Goober! LMAO
I got the feeling some malaysian dude (or Proton itself) hurt Wade in the past. This is just him getting even, doing it for our entertainment is just a bonus.
"We serviced it too well!"
James be going *CRINGE* in the background at the idea, then going *Cash Register Sounds* after Dank sprays everything.
this felt like watching powerwash simulator gameplay, but better (and serviced)
This is twice now there's been a TTN upload as I'm about to go to bed, and, for the second time in a row, I'm not going to bed yet
That's why the van blew the gasket. You didn't give it a "full service"
The Goober deserves compensation after what it's gone through
Man thanks for making this series of silly vidjas, literally opens my eyes to nugget cars and silly cool cars
finally, the goober gets the love it deserves
James didn't want the service.
2:55 the sound is so funny
Any shop would have charged $1800 for that service. Thanks for the tips! 🤙
Wade, you've got a death wish mate. Throwing lubricant on the belts is insane lol
You should try some Jeffcool E105 - its a real coolant, we use it in cinema projectors.
was it invented by someone called Jeff or is that like a Barry Scott thing where Jeff is more an ideal we strive to than an actual guy.
@@RAFMnBgaming Unsure - its made by a fairly large chemical company.
Imagine a carwash with full services...
Oh my gosh, dank pods You have been posting so much on this channel and your main channel. Thank you so much. These videos are so entertaining.❤
Have we learned nothing from the donkey van?
You gotta take the goober off roading. Just send it!
Now you have to service the Floor!
Need to say, I love this channel! This reminds me of the escapades I would have with my brother. Wade is very much like him and he was even a drummer too and would be following me around the family fleet of nugget cars. Sadly he passed away a few years ago but I’m still busy with the terrible cars. My daily is a pre production L320 Range Rover Sport and it’s a total nugget, I saved it from the scrappy and it’s a shed but I love it and Wade and James’ escapades have motivated me to love the RRS as it is even more!
add milk to the coolant, make it pilk coolant
"Wow, that looks like a brand new battery"
"Well it's been serviced" 💀💀💀💀
I can't help but call this car The Goofy Goober for some reason.
Wade has been giving that car goofy 'service'. What the heck else would you describe using Pepsi as coolant?
@@Code7Unltd Just a small dash of Full Service to make sure that Pepsi is pepping.
I mean, you gotta service your James to keep in shape and running
YOU GOTTA PUT SOME RED LOCK TIGHT IN THE GEAR BOX, don't want any of the gears coming lose >:)
I feel bad for the goober, it's name is too cute for the amount of pain it has to go through
The goober is the top gear Hilux of this channel and I’m all for it!
I love watching the shenanigans you two get up to with the nugget fleet. And I shouldn't feel bad for that nugget, but as a professional mechanic this one made me wince a little lol.
Got to the brakes and said" I want the CAR to die not me" 😂
If you want to break it just run a bottle of that tune up stuff you ran through the donkey
Last time i got a full-service, i ran better too just so i didn't have to pay her 🤣
Y'all are menaces and I am absolutely here for it. Great stuff.
Grease the wheel bearings with peanut butter.
Butter is a lube right?
Tony: Can’t run on WD-40.
Goober: Runs like a dream after getting Pepsi coolant, and is practically waterboarded with WD-40.
You want a fire? This is how you get a fire.
wade and james out here trying to break it, while this is how some people just treat their cars.