I replaced my engine oil with chocolate.

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @flatmarssociety5707
    @flatmarssociety5707 2 месяца назад +23099

    once it dies you should take it to a garage and ask what they think is wrong with it

    • @EBT2
      @EBT2 2 месяца назад +189

      😮

    • @jakehorton7072
      @jakehorton7072 2 месяца назад +512

      That is a really good idea 😁😁

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 месяца назад +1488

      "customer states engine smells like chocolate and won't crank.."
      "The mechanic is still not sure what the customer put in their engine.."

    • @AlexOop2013
      @AlexOop2013 2 месяца назад +27

      Yea

    • @joost0133
      @joost0133 2 месяца назад +573

      Mechanic (stern voice): “you should have known goobers only run on white chocolate with almonds”

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 2 месяца назад +4848

    Conclusion: you can drive on chocolate as long as you stop and clean the engine every 200 m

    • @Barteks2x
      @Barteks2x 2 месяца назад +199

      Alternatively, an engine will run on chocolate just fine until the end of its useful life

    • @samuelllakaj5439
      @samuelllakaj5439 2 месяца назад +99

      Did you know that all cars that had their oil replaced with chocolate have had a successful runtime for the rest of their lives?

    • @nameless_4084
      @nameless_4084 2 месяца назад +26

      This is actually better for the car, as the engine will be cleaner, resulting in more power, better fuel efficiency and less emissions.
      Think about how some people change oil every 10 000 kilometers, the engine will have fresh fluids less often.

    • @BenH-y5d
      @BenH-y5d 2 месяца назад +3

      Maybe it's a cheaper way gas prices are so high now what day it's $10 for 1L of diesel

    • @justincoombs9048
      @justincoombs9048 2 месяца назад +2

      This is perfect.

  • @thegameplaymemer3248
    @thegameplaymemer3248 Месяц назад +89

    13:22 For those who are still wondering what happend: That crunchy stuff is most likely carbon. Their Nutella-mineral oil mix probably got super hot and thermolysed a little, which caused carbon to build up.

  • @giwake
    @giwake 2 месяца назад +7475

    I have never heard a sentence as horrifying as "That's 2 kilos worth of nutella, I'm gonna mix in 2 liters of the mineral oil..."

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 2 месяца назад +298

      2kg nutella would cost more than the goober

    • @theothertonydutch
      @theothertonydutch 2 месяца назад +23

      You knew what you came for, though.

    • @cosmopawt954
      @cosmopawt954 2 месяца назад +11

      omg its the legendary @giwake from cohost haiii👋

    • @sagewynngames4222
      @sagewynngames4222 2 месяца назад +12

      just wait for the "Dense, heavy, nugget fog"

    • @titaniumvideos1039
      @titaniumvideos1039 2 месяца назад +11

      GIVE ME THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @RolandTheJabberwocky
    @RolandTheJabberwocky 2 месяца назад +5963

    This is like if you mixed Nutella with water until it had the consistency of blood, stuck it in a human, watched them walk a few feet and go into a seizure, clean them out, reblood them, and say they were better than before lmao.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 2 месяца назад +922

      "Reblood them" omg

    • @random_n
      @random_n 2 месяца назад +423

      Welp, that might be enough Internet for me today. I'll just see myself out. You guys have fun with the... the reblooding.

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 2 месяца назад +191

      There needs to be a reblooding mechanic in a game

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 2 месяца назад

      @@davidaugustofc2574 Technically the Medic has dumped blood back into people via squeegee'ing it into them with his underwear.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 месяца назад +51

      @@davidaugustofc2574There must be in something like Vampire: The Masquerade.

  • @Rail_Bunneh
    @Rail_Bunneh 2 месяца назад +163

    As a Mechanic I love how educational this is. I came into this profession seeing cars as logic puzzles. I get excited when something breaks on my car because I get to fix it. The crazier the problem the more fun it gets! When I work I'm just a kid inside. So if your telling me that a man can dump toothpaste in the gearbox to break it so you can try and fix it to make a living? This man is living my dream.

    • @acedia4454
      @acedia4454 Месяц назад +2

      I have a very funky problem with my motorcycle, I would be glad if you could advice me at least a little bit (even as a car mechanic) because not even Reddit could help me out haha

    • @charlotte3
      @charlotte3 6 дней назад

      nah i agree w you !! i jus trial n error my way thru my car problems, feels amazing when i figure it out 💕 usually requires my entire body weight to do ANYTHING tho !!! bro a headlight cover took me 10hours to pry off. seriously im not exaggerating. i had to break it off w a screw driver, now breaking shit w a screw driver IS my plan A, then some duct tape or nail glue 😀 i’m just weak n forget cars r on purpose difficult to pry apart !

    • @Rail_Bunneh
      @Rail_Bunneh 6 дней назад

      @@charlotte3 Yeah headlight covers can be clingy. After you find the screws sometimes you got to almost slap/push against them from a angle to get them to slip off.

  • @11jhooper
    @11jhooper 2 месяца назад +3174

    ✅Re-use broken engine parts
    ✅Use different silicones
    ✅Use multiple oil blends
    "We're gonna give this thing he best chance at surviving."

    • @YOEL_44
      @YOEL_44 2 месяца назад +180

      -New engine parts last less anyway
      -If one silicone doesn't do it, it has a backup
      -That way you have the best additives of all the oils
      See, that was the best way of """"fixing"""" it

    • @notarealdad
      @notarealdad 2 месяца назад

      It’s what goobers crave

    • @synonymdave
      @synonymdave 2 месяца назад +35

      It worked, didn’t it?

    • @NevadaV2
      @NevadaV2 2 месяца назад +4

      By circulating the oil lol not by other means

    • @rrrandommman
      @rrrandommman 2 месяца назад +17

      Don't forget a bin-fresh oil filter! XD

  • @vampiresgrave
    @vampiresgrave 2 месяца назад +2381

    this is oddly enough like a science channel. hypothesis, test, result.

    • @AlGhostZX
      @AlGhostZX 2 месяца назад +90

      And record, that's very important!

    • @vampiresgrave
      @vampiresgrave 2 месяца назад +60

      @@AlGhostZX 100% it's lovely discovery. who would have ever guessed that a car filled with nutella and a resulting blown bearing, would work just fine? science!!

    • @mickleman52
      @mickleman52 2 месяца назад +36

      this is what mythbusters could have been, if Jamie and Adam weren't in the pocket of big engine oil.

    • @realspeedghxst
      @realspeedghxst 2 месяца назад +3

      More like an Aussie version of Гараж54 (Garage54)

    • @p1xlb522
      @p1xlb522 2 месяца назад +1

      Hypothenuse

  • @kieranlangley3092
    @kieranlangley3092 2 месяца назад +30

    "well looked after, very careful owner, even cleaned the sump and checked the bearings on the last oil change"

  • @UnrivaledPiercer
    @UnrivaledPiercer 2 месяца назад +2265

    The important thing is that it is STILL full of Pepsi.

    • @kamenraider1175
      @kamenraider1175 2 месяца назад +114

      Just be glad it isn't pilk

    • @JordanManfrey
      @JordanManfrey 2 месяца назад +60

      I was worried we had a Pepsi boilover when that AC belt walked off the job

    • @kronkwithagun6695
      @kronkwithagun6695 2 месяца назад +20

      Well it was full serviced so I don't see why it would cause any issues

    • @cool_bug_facts
      @cool_bug_facts 2 месяца назад +30

      @@kamenraider1175 that would've turned to pheese by now

    • @armyboy0579
      @armyboy0579 2 месяца назад +9

      I'm questioning if whatever made it cornstarch like was the sugar caramelizing

  • @Galantium
    @Galantium 2 месяца назад +2398

    god what I wouldnt give for a cross-section of the engine

    • @xrayjosh
      @xrayjosh 2 месяца назад +267

      It's gonna be like cutting a mechanical Mars bar in half.

    • @okname5335
      @okname5335 2 месяца назад +46

      we need one of those how a dog works videos but for the goober

    • @TheGuyWhoComments
      @TheGuyWhoComments 2 месяца назад +9

      What about what you would give?

    • @krissteel4074
      @krissteel4074 2 месяца назад +11

      Its got all the fixings like a big dessert, which is what kids love in an engine

    • @BrickNewton
      @BrickNewton 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@xrayjosh I really feel like a mars bar now dammit

  • @xXSteelCapeXx
    @xXSteelCapeXx Месяц назад +56

    8:59 what a wiki page abt my life would say if i had one after i died

  • @Thematt11
    @Thematt11 2 месяца назад +698

    It's the sugar. Nutella is over 50% sugar by weight. The friction created heat which cooked the sugar. You've successfully caramelised an engine.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 месяца назад +22

      I replaced my engine oil with chocolate.
      Oh Boy this will not end well😢

    • @AndrasBuzas1908
      @AndrasBuzas1908 2 месяца назад +13

      It's beyond caramelized at this point

    • @PatrickKniesler
      @PatrickKniesler 2 месяца назад +4

      Perfect wording.

    • @parrot998
      @parrot998 Месяц назад +13

      It's also a nut butter with chocolate added... Have you ever heated any kind of nut butter? it turns into a powder.

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 Месяц назад +1

      @@AndrasBuzas1908 toffee?

  • @rrrandommman
    @rrrandommman 2 месяца назад +2119

    Goober - "Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!"

    • @Sprocktendo
      @Sprocktendo 2 месяца назад +33

      F U L L - O F - C H O C O L A T E

    • @OverMagnet
      @OverMagnet 2 месяца назад +33

      PLEASE name the Goober "Üter"!🤣

    • @BrickNewton
      @BrickNewton 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@OverMagnet the 'Goober Uter'

    • @bens1343
      @bens1343 2 месяца назад +8

      Ute(r)

    • @al0egarten
      @al0egarten Месяц назад

      LOL

  • @churblefurbles
    @churblefurbles 2 месяца назад +30

    Its a mild abrasive, so polishing your engine!

  • @dreamyatonement4931
    @dreamyatonement4931 2 месяца назад +822

    I just love that James is always in agreement with this. Not a hint of hesitance, just casually carrying out wade’s crazy ideas. I love you guys sm

    • @OutbackCatgirl
      @OutbackCatgirl 2 месяца назад +66

      have you SEEN the things james does to retro consoles? this is his favourite hobby

    • @rot_studios
      @rot_studios 2 месяца назад +26

      The thing is... James is just as crazy haha

    • @RighteousBruce
      @RighteousBruce 2 месяца назад +3

      @@OutbackCatgirl no whats his channel?

    • @chalphy
      @chalphy 2 месяца назад

      ​@@RighteousBruceyoutube.com/@games_for_james?si=G66JNWk9SPhuy_As

    • @ironhunter3224
      @ironhunter3224 2 месяца назад +6

      @@RighteousBruce www.youtube.com/@Games_for_James

  • @yehnahthx
    @yehnahthx 2 месяца назад +1308

    She's ready for Facebook Marketplace

    • @finleymakee4850
      @finleymakee4850 2 месяца назад +25

      Fuck yeah

    • @Suzumi-kun
      @Suzumi-kun 2 месяца назад +82

      “one owner, barely drove it, loved chocolate and pepsi”

    • @RCT3Crashes100
      @RCT3Crashes100 2 месяца назад +5

      "$10,000 FIRM, NO OFFERS! I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!"

    • @Nuclear5094
      @Nuclear5094 2 месяца назад +48

      "One owner, low miles, regularly maintained, engine runs great, no low ballers I know what I got"

    • @jlawthelarson
      @jlawthelarson 2 месяца назад +4

      Not after they took the chocolate out.

  • @EnjoyMyTerribleVideos
    @EnjoyMyTerribleVideos Месяц назад +11

    This is honestly such a great description of how oil works in the engine.

  • @theratwhospits
    @theratwhospits 2 месяца назад +983

    7:30 "why has it turned off?" sir i may have an answer for you

    • @BibaBoba2D
      @BibaBoba2D 2 месяца назад +26

      Like : No way!

    • @dingus4260
      @dingus4260 2 месяца назад +31

      I love the eruption of laughter as they run the starter three times, nothing happens and they just lose it laughing 😂😂😂

  • @Arum638
    @Arum638 2 месяца назад +512

    Imagine going to buy a used car and you see "bearings cleaned and reused after replacing oil with nutella" on the car history report.

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 2 месяца назад +20

      Don’t forget ran on Pepsi as well

    • @JordanManfrey
      @JordanManfrey 2 месяца назад +23

      If carfax or whatever lets you enter custom service notes for your VIN this should definitely be recorded

    • @20EsOfficial
      @20EsOfficial 2 месяца назад +10

      i'd buy it in a heartbeat.

    • @armyboy0579
      @armyboy0579 2 месяца назад +2

      Show me the Carfax

    • @dogecode386
      @dogecode386 2 месяца назад +2

      In this economy it’d still be at least $2k

  • @GabrielNechy
    @GabrielNechy 2 месяца назад +24

    18:46 buddy, you NEED airflow in that room, one, because of the smoke, and two, because of the carbon monoxide, and three, because of the carbon dioxide

  • @mend9850
    @mend9850 2 месяца назад +1150

    These videos are better advertisements for this car's longevity than any marketing push the manufacturer could come up with.

    • @render1802
      @render1802 2 месяца назад +36

      Seriously, I want one!

    • @rx_tx
      @rx_tx 2 месяца назад +32

      Definitely a good contender to the Top Gear Hilux hijinks.

    • @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481
      @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481 2 месяца назад +18

      Honestly yeah this is making me want a goober

    • @Mattsunx
      @Mattsunx 2 месяца назад +29

      its proton, its basically the dacia of asia, my neighbour has a beat up 2009 proton persona.

    • @Zebra_M
      @Zebra_M 2 месяца назад +16

      I think it's a better advertisement for James. And maybe Pepsi

  • @ИванКруглов-э4щ
    @ИванКруглов-э4щ 2 месяца назад +1583

    Working with computers taught me that machines run on white smoke, because when all of it goes out it stops working

    • @elektro3000
      @elektro3000 2 месяца назад +68

      British car drivers learned this a century ago.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 2 месяца назад +69

      need to keep the magic smoke in

    • @Swagenstein
      @Swagenstein 2 месяца назад +15

      @@burp2019
      NOOO HOLDING IT IN DOESN’T DO ANYTHING YOU’RE GOING TO PASS OUT

    • @YusefdoesEducation
      @YusefdoesEducation 2 месяца назад +3

      you bagle

    • @salsamancer
      @salsamancer 2 месяца назад +13

      In electrical engineering lab we called this the magic smoke. Once it escapes the gadgets stop working😂

  • @jacobirving8999
    @jacobirving8999 2 месяца назад +15

    I felt an unreasonable flash of anger when i saw the title and knew I had to watch.

  • @gamemeister27
    @gamemeister27 2 месяца назад +591

    Yeah you can buy mineral oil in the laxative section of pharmacies. Pro tip, don't get shafted on mineral oil branded as for cutting boards or butcher blocks. They're sold at insane margins! Buy the stuff from the pharmacy. It's literally intended to be ingested, so it's perfectly fine for your cutting board

    • @vampiresgrave
      @vampiresgrave 2 месяца назад +48

      that's what i did after a bit of research. crazy market shit

    • @myownsite
      @myownsite 2 месяца назад +2

      Why not just use canola oil

    • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
      @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr 2 месяца назад +15

      @@myownsite it's canola oil

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 2 месяца назад +30

      @@myownsite goes rancid. This is a deep deep soak in oil, absorbing as much as it can hold, especially for butcher blocks

    • @myownsite
      @myownsite 2 месяца назад +2

      @@gamemeister27 I wipe a bit on surface before every use and clean afterwards, I guess any part exposed to air ends up oil free and that's why mine doesn't go rancid

  • @supaF
    @supaF 2 месяца назад +760

    From Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia
    The Liquid Chocolate Experience is an Australian rock band formed in Australia on September 6th, 2024

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 2 месяца назад +45

      I swear to god they all share the same brain cell

    • @lucyakaluckstat
      @lucyakaluckstat 2 месяца назад +21

      LTE MENTIONED

    • @Simoran
      @Simoran 2 месяца назад +5

      @@lucyakaluckstat I'm so glad I'm not the only one

    • @knifefght
      @knifefght 2 месяца назад +8

      It's September 6th here in Aus, gotta fix that!

    • @BlackPawn14
      @BlackPawn14 2 месяца назад +29

      Members:
      James: Guitar, Vocals
      Wade: Drums
      The Goober: Goober

  • @Dad......
    @Dad...... Месяц назад +6

    You've GOTTA find a way to mix diet coke and mentos inside your engine block.

  • @AnonimInc
    @AnonimInc 2 месяца назад +670

    James laughing while filling the engine added years to my life

  • @HatCrab
    @HatCrab 2 месяца назад +1901

    Nutella has Hazelnut in it, which is where the grittiness is coming from

    • @RAHelllord
      @RAHelllord 2 месяца назад +267

      Also all the sugar will likely still burn once it gets too hot.

    • @mickleman52
      @mickleman52 2 месяца назад +287

      @@RAHelllord nah engines love sugar, that's why I make sure to add a heaping cup to every tank of gas. On an unrelated note what is with cars being single use nowadays? I can't get more than a few miles without the engine blowing up.

    • @Dagreatdudeman
      @Dagreatdudeman 2 месяца назад +11

      I thought it was because Nutella is like 60% sugar.

    • @HatCrab
      @HatCrab 2 месяца назад +54

      @@Dagreatdudeman I'd imagine the sugar melted with the chocolate, it getting heated and spun like that wouldn't remove it from the solution. It had to be the hazelnut dust, James described it as like a corn starch texture, while recrystallized sugar would have a gritty, salt like texture.

    • @128wk
      @128wk 2 месяца назад +26

      @@mickleman52 i know right? that's enshittification for you

  • @NightmareKnight25807
    @NightmareKnight25807 14 дней назад +3

    "Man this looks like an interesting video" *dankpods starts speaking* "WHAT"

  • @l.breckon6012
    @l.breckon6012 2 месяца назад +703

    You've caked that engine.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 месяца назад +76

      No, I think they've tempered it.

    • @l.breckon6012
      @l.breckon6012 2 месяца назад +56

      @@jwalster9412 I'm a raging chocoholic and I'm jealous that the Goober had that much chocolate poured into it. Even though it was full of laxative.

    • @AtomSquirrel
      @AtomSquirrel 2 месяца назад +3

      Apparently not it’s fine

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 месяца назад +1

      He's going the distance.

    • @Kyermike
      @Kyermike 2 месяца назад +1

      don't give him more ideas

  • @nialfrancis5728
    @nialfrancis5728 2 месяца назад +515

    ICE = Internal Chocolate Engine

    • @hassanbeydoun2460
      @hassanbeydoun2460 2 месяца назад +5

      A supercharger probably could whip it into a frothy creme or make it thick milkshake😄

    • @blakedwyer8227
      @blakedwyer8227 2 месяца назад +1

      @@hassanbeydoun2460😂😋

    • @IceGamer7810
      @IceGamer7810 Месяц назад +1

      Am I an Internal Chocolate Engine Gamer?

  • @RamenLlama
    @RamenLlama 2 месяца назад +6

    Madlads. I'm not a car guy but your commentary, knowledge and enthusiasm made this an interesting watch! Gonna check out more of your stuff now.

  • @night_project284
    @night_project284 2 месяца назад +756

    The Goober is going to have diabetes

    • @Pleyer7575lol
      @Pleyer7575lol 2 месяца назад +28

      The goober has diabetes now

    • @joemungusphart
      @joemungusphart 2 месяца назад +18

      Did you not see the Pepsi video? The Goober has Ultra Diabetes at this point.

    • @First-Name_Last-Name
      @First-Name_Last-Name 2 месяца назад +11

      Just add some insulin into the gas tank, and it will be fine*
      *DISCLAIMER: Not a medical, engineering, or a financial advice

    • @Homepage.
      @Homepage. 2 месяца назад +1

      Goober has diabetes premium 🙏🏻😭

    • @halfsine
      @halfsine 2 месяца назад

      already does, type 87 diabetes

  • @Glen_lastname
    @Glen_lastname 2 месяца назад +304

    I worked in a Nutella factory, most of the Nutella was automated, but we also made rochers and the nut chocolate mix really gunks everything up even on the machines made specifically to deal with it

    • @lohostege
      @lohostege 2 месяца назад +4

      So use a different type of chocolate

    • @parrot998
      @parrot998 Месяц назад +1

      ​​@@lohostegeNutella isn't chocolate. It's hazelnut butter with chocolate and sugar added.

  • @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug
    @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug 2 месяца назад +8

    I replaced my chocolate with motor oil. Best glass of milk ever.

    • @dorian7661
      @dorian7661 Месяц назад

      Everything running smoothly now?

  • @_happyy
    @_happyy 2 месяца назад +1802

    Doesn't this just prove that Wade literally sees the goober as a child? Thats kinda awesome imo

    • @Dynamicdrifting
      @Dynamicdrifting 2 месяца назад +151

      But he is trying to kill it...

    • @awesomise
      @awesomise 2 месяца назад +176

      @@Dynamicdrifting Did he stutter?

    • @Unloaded74
      @Unloaded74 2 месяца назад +58

      So it's child abuse

    • @Cheeryshio
      @Cheeryshio 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Unloaded74 walays has been😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Arcanedaemon42
      @Arcanedaemon42 2 месяца назад +80

      and like you do with every child, you fill it with pepsi, nutella, and bunnings-grade laxatives

  • @CourtneyCoulson
    @CourtneyCoulson 2 месяца назад +1840

    This poor car is living in the vehicle equivalent of a Saw movie.

    • @Nuclear5094
      @Nuclear5094 2 месяца назад +48

      Except it doesn't have a choice

    • @CourtneyCoulson
      @CourtneyCoulson 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Nuclear5094 true. So, more like an Eli Roth movie, then?

    • @Nuclear5094
      @Nuclear5094 2 месяца назад +3

      @@CourtneyCoulson idk who that is, so I wouldnt know. I'd say its in own little version of hell.

    • @grunner7557
      @grunner7557 2 месяца назад +20

      "Hello Goober. I'd like to play a game."

    • @collinwise724
      @collinwise724 2 месяца назад +7

      I'd say it's more like I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

  • @cougarten
    @cougarten Месяц назад +3

    I think your caramelized the engine.

  • @scoovy9170
    @scoovy9170 2 месяца назад +552

    Hearing James sing in a band called the „Liquid Chocolate Experience“ is now on my Bucket List.

    • @anusername8350
      @anusername8350 2 месяца назад +14

      King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard eat your heart out! Liquid Chocolate Experience is my favourite Aussie act now.

    • @st1220
      @st1220 2 месяца назад +1

      @@anusername8350king gizzard mentioned

    • @roxyroller25
      @roxyroller25 2 месяца назад +2

      top hit CHOCOLATE RAIN

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 месяца назад +1

      I hope they'll open for Liquid Tension Experiment

    • @jean-charlesweyland129
      @jean-charlesweyland129 2 месяца назад

      A mix between The Chocolate Watchband and The Jimi Hendrix Experience ^^

  • @Hendlton
    @Hendlton 2 месяца назад +204

    For such a stupid concept, this video was surprisingly educational.

    • @JG-gl3hb
      @JG-gl3hb 2 месяца назад +9

      The most important thing I learned, was have a James. That's essential.

    • @Hendlton
      @Hendlton 2 месяца назад

      @@JG-gl3hb Exactly!

    • @AlL-tk6kw
      @AlL-tk6kw 2 месяца назад +4

      the best way to learn something about something is to break it and figure out how it broke!

  • @amstereo8402
    @amstereo8402 15 дней назад +2

    For sale: 1 car, low miles, full records, oil change every 5000 miles and one chocolate change

  • @gasmasked_bandit
    @gasmasked_bandit 2 месяца назад +411

    YOU COULD'VE USED VEGEMITE, WADE

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 2 месяца назад +5

      @@gasmasked_bandit do they make jars of vegemite that big?

    • @PurestBollocks
      @PurestBollocks 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@AlexofZippojust buy multiple small jars!

    • @simonallan9941
      @simonallan9941 2 месяца назад

      As long as it doesn't contain sugar 😂

    • @gasmasked_bandit
      @gasmasked_bandit 2 месяца назад +4

      @@simonallan9941 No sugar friendo, just pure yeast extract 😎
      Nothing but funny smells for years to come

    • @scarletlightning565
      @scarletlightning565 2 месяца назад +3

      Nah, Vegemite is axel grease

  • @datcomputernerd4668
    @datcomputernerd4668 2 месяца назад +1179

    RIP in advance goober. You will bring joy to a future scrapyard one day.

    • @thndr_5468
      @thndr_5468 2 месяца назад +7

      This will be the end of it

    • @CheesiX8
      @CheesiX8 2 месяца назад +6

      noobs

    • @FoxRunTime
      @FoxRunTime 2 месяца назад +55

      @@thndr_5468 It was not.

    • @tra-viskaiser8737
      @tra-viskaiser8737 2 месяца назад +4

      Joy, and rage.. if helping my stepdad and myself to get parts we couldn't afford new ones of from the salvage yard is any foreshadowing... it will enrage many with seemingly good parts, that have been abused for our enjoyment.

    • @Caymans1333
      @Caymans1333 2 месяца назад +3

      He gonna bring it to u-pullit lol

  • @Yepyep618
    @Yepyep618 24 дня назад +4

    7:28 maybe because you put chocolate in the engine

  • @ChaosPootato
    @ChaosPootato 2 месяца назад +249

    James is an absolute maniac. He fixes cars good so he can torture them with cold redlining again

  • @miguelmontoya1320
    @miguelmontoya1320 2 месяца назад +402

    In the United States we have a chocolate laxative called Ex-Lax. When I was 5, I thought I was being sneaky and took a whole box out of the fridge and ate it all. That was a hell of a night.

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 2 месяца назад +131

      You’re lucky you survived, that’s a classic toxicology situation.

    • @hex8387
      @hex8387 2 месяца назад +69

      @@AlexofZippo the bro could have been famous on the chapter 12 of the textbook. Still deserves a honorable mention imo

    • @cloudtaker633
      @cloudtaker633 2 месяца назад

      Lucky you didn’t shit out your intestinal tract

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 2 месяца назад +51

      ​@@hex8387a man at a box of laxatives. Here's what happened to his toilet.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 месяца назад +19

      Chubbyemu has a video on that. Kid ended up with permanent kidney damage.

  • @soundsoflife9549
    @soundsoflife9549 2 месяца назад +2

    How come I've not come across this channel before?!?😄

  • @martenmaarten
    @martenmaarten 2 месяца назад +332

    wade is what happens when a child makes a wish to become an adult overnight

    • @halfsine
      @halfsine 2 месяца назад +7

      is this not adult activities?? i'm not aging then

    • @Kevin-qn3vt
      @Kevin-qn3vt 2 месяца назад

      ​@@halfsine🗿

  • @syron5822
    @syron5822 2 месяца назад +553

    This car survived running on nutella, becoming a smokemachine and is STILLL RUNNING ON PEPSI MIND YOU

  • @SecuR0M
    @SecuR0M Месяц назад +2

    Pepsi coolant, chocolate oil. Give the car sugar (or HFCS) in the gas tank and it'll have diabetes.

  • @nathanbrute9075
    @nathanbrute9075 2 месяца назад +158

    I’ve been trying for years to get to grips of an engine and it’s been a slow painful struggle, but then I watch one of your garbage time and suddenly huge parts of the process make sense. I’ve read many a Haynes manual and only watching you guys break a car down into bits in the most amazing ways really helps make the whole mesh of machinery make sense

    • @zaxlorax7605
      @zaxlorax7605 2 месяца назад +16

      Same! These guys make it a lot easier to understand and it's EXTREMELY entertaining. I could watch a 24 hour long video of them messing around and not get bored of tired. I love them. And all their goobers.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 месяца назад

      You can add The Bearded Mechanic to the mix and understand motorcycles as well.

  • @cloudyrepublic
    @cloudyrepublic 2 месяца назад +126

    Volkswagen precision: some non critical component, 8Nm+90*, brand new bolts required
    Proton precision: main bearing caps, 40-60nm will do
    incredible

    • @_waymin
      @_waymin 2 месяца назад +32

      BMW: Must be at exactly 10Nm and 15.6251*, new first-party brass-coated Nickel Titanium bolts required
      Proton: uhhhh idk like 42Nm? and if it fits throw it on there

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 месяца назад +17

      Lada precision: just use self-tapers, it's good enough

  • @Sarvolos1
    @Sarvolos1 Месяц назад +2

    5:40 When I'm normally pouring that super expensive oil in my car

  • @bilalrasool1
    @bilalrasool1 2 месяца назад +649

    Just use the cheapest "oil" you can find. Vegetable oil, used frying oil, beef oil, whatever you can get. Oil is oil.

    • @alticia
      @alticia 2 месяца назад +16

      OiI

    • @kingdice7774
      @kingdice7774 2 месяца назад +7

      Oil

    • @no1DdC
      @no1DdC 2 месяца назад +40

      They should get an old Mercedes Diesel and power it with this stuff. This actually works. Used to be the "frugal car guy" hack back in the day, before stricter emissions testing made this a big no-no.

    • @Nick-yb8ef
      @Nick-yb8ef 2 месяца назад +1

      Oil

    • @joelikespotatoes8321
      @joelikespotatoes8321 2 месяца назад +12

      HE SAID THE O WORD 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🔫 solider🍔

  • @basilworshipper
    @basilworshipper 2 месяца назад +508

    can't believe they spun a bearing, repaired it the most cavemen way possible and it runs like new

  • @everydaybacksbroken2886
    @everydaybacksbroken2886 2 месяца назад +4

    This is our Malaysia's National car, the third gen "Proton Saga".

  • @MANTHELEXUS
    @MANTHELEXUS 2 месяца назад +64

    I love how it didn’t even knock before dying. It was like it realised it was running on Nutella, and stopped out of pure shock.

    • @Jesus-q1u
      @Jesus-q1u 2 месяца назад +9

      *licks lips
      "Is this chocol-"
      *Just dies

  • @ZeroCrystal
    @ZeroCrystal 2 месяца назад +154

    Tonight on Nugget Gear:
    Wade tries Nutella as engine coolant to kill the Goober, Wade attempts to drive sideways in a Holden Monaro VXR, and we take a trip from Geelong to Portland in old Aussie luxury cars.

  • @EternalDepths7
    @EternalDepths7 2 месяца назад +1

    I just came across this channel today, This is the funnest video ive seen all day

  • @cameronmartin645
    @cameronmartin645 2 месяца назад +37

    As a Chocolatier, I can confirm the Goober is not long for this world. While I don't know what the burn temp of Nutella is, when normal chocolate burns, it almost immediately turns into cement.

  • @haxboi5492
    @haxboi5492 2 месяца назад +518

    Run the Nutella trough a SUPER FINE filter to remove the grittyness from the nuts. Would work way better next time if you want to do it again

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 2 месяца назад +93

      The idea of anyone repeating this is making me laugh myself to death

    • @salsamancer
      @salsamancer 2 месяца назад +9

      Wouldn't that be functionality identical to just running it on pure mineral oil?

    • @Lordrockerkiller
      @Lordrockerkiller 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@salsamancer nope, due to all the non-mineral oil in the chocolate aswell. Either natural or artificial, which would either do nothing, or become a thin coat of gunk in the pipes/tubes/whatever the chocolate likes to snake into.

    • @aabsc
      @aabsc Месяц назад +10

      Or use actual chocolate instead of calling Nutella chocolate

    • @Wischmopp95
      @Wischmopp95 Месяц назад +1

      @@salsamancer @Lordrockerkiller There's also still a bunch of sugar in there. Might not get hot enough to burn to shit, but will probably caramelize and seize up

  • @ChrisAndrews-f5i
    @ChrisAndrews-f5i Месяц назад +1

    How great is Bunnings honestly, should do a vidya on the sheer amazingness of the random stuff there

  • @mr.shameless1886
    @mr.shameless1886 2 месяца назад +231

    that would certainly pass the descirption of _"Slightly Used & Abused"_
    but in all fairness thats the kind of TRUST i want in a car.
    can run on pepsi? yup. can run on booze? if you say so. overdose on full service spray? Sure thing. have a taste of CHOCOLATE and live to tell the tale. Sir yes Sir! like thats what i want

    • @seblorkhan2618
      @seblorkhan2618 2 месяца назад +13

      They dont make them how they used to!

    • @3HUNNAGLORYBOY
      @3HUNNAGLORYBOY 2 месяца назад +14

      they should try this with a 2020s kia or something😂

    • @CompanionBeans
      @CompanionBeans 2 месяца назад

      @@3HUNNAGLORYBOY omg I would love that lmao

    • @amrlhuddy
      @amrlhuddy 2 месяца назад +2

      As someone who owns a goober irl I couldn't agree with you more

  • @nicholasmcintyre4166
    @nicholasmcintyre4166 2 месяца назад +165

    As a canadian, I get so jealous every time I see a nug like this jacked up and completely rust free underneath. A car that clean, regardless of mechanical problems, would sell for top dollar here. And you guys are putting Pepsi and Nutella in the engine🤣
    Also I wonder if this has something to do with the old "put sugar in gas tank to kill car" I bet some sugar in the oil would do the same kind of damage.

    • @udenszirnis1644
      @udenszirnis1644 2 месяца назад +32

      Yup. I see 2020 cars writtenn off as scrap because the floor has rusted off and the carpet is all that holds it togetger. Meanwhile these ausies are playing with 20yr old rust free junkers.

    • @GetOffMyLog
      @GetOffMyLog 2 месяца назад +10

      Yes as soon as it went up I instantly got jealous. Cars on the dealer lot fresh off the truck look worse here in the rust belt....

    • @handles_are_dumb_01
      @handles_are_dumb_01 2 месяца назад +10

      It’s really sad. I’m in rust belt USA and in my experience *most* cars without a Nissan CVT would go 250k miles no problem, but unless you’re putting 75k miles a year, the body and frame tends to rust apart before you get there.

    • @teaforthesoul
      @teaforthesoul 2 месяца назад +5

      This blows my mind as a driver of a 2008 Suzuki Swift. I'm it's third owner and there's not a speck of rust (New Zealand here)

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 месяца назад

      Never hurt of sugar. I’ve heard of bleach to kill the car.

  • @kkaarruummaa
    @kkaarruummaa 19 дней назад

    so glad in the past year youve been getting the fame u deserve. been a og drum thing fan

  • @Space_Reptile
    @Space_Reptile 2 месяца назад +259

    Dankpods "man everything is crap and breaks now"
    also Dankpods *deliberatly tries to break one of the few relaible things he owns*

    • @moodfm5673
      @moodfm5673 2 месяца назад +10

      also dankpods "exclusively uses apple products and somehow complain about anything breaking ever"

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 2 месяца назад +10

      He's Switched to Linux I think

    • @ActualRealKayamariOfficialVEVO
      @ActualRealKayamariOfficialVEVO 2 месяца назад +2

      Good Day Space_Reptile How Do You Do Fellow Person In This Comment Section

    • @devinmcleod3395
      @devinmcleod3395 2 месяца назад +4

      Its well known that he traded a drum set for this car and wants to see how much wanton abuse an excessively cheap car can handle, he already has a reliable car, its the Leaf, so he's not out too much if this thing blows a new window in its block.

    • @devinmcleod3395
      @devinmcleod3395 2 месяца назад

      ​@@moodfm5673He does it for comedy, but also he gets serious, he also uses Linux now, besides, no one can complain about anything they use now?????

  • @yisdoge
    @yisdoge 2 месяца назад +424

    Put a CRAIG MP3 player as a spark plug set.

    • @floppyiphone99
      @floppyiphone99 2 месяца назад

      You cant

    • @yisdoge
      @yisdoge 2 месяца назад +67

      Its not a question if its possible or not. It just has to be done.

    • @laserspaceninja
      @laserspaceninja 2 месяца назад +27

      Or have James make it into the head unit using just an Ali-Express purchased amplifier and DC-DC converter. Then super glue that shit to the dash.

    • @3HUNNAGLORYBOY
      @3HUNNAGLORYBOY 2 месяца назад +6

      @@floppyiphone99🤓🤓

  • @SteffDev
    @SteffDev 2 месяца назад +7

    I love the background music, not too loud and not too quiet, just right!

  • @ek-kn7vn
    @ek-kn7vn 2 месяца назад +86

    Honestly, this series has been the best at explaining the importance of proper car maintenance. Sure, my car doesn't have chocolate in it, but bad stuff can still happen if it's not changed or not the right oil. Peak worst case. Should show this in drivers license courses

  • @pypeapple
    @pypeapple 2 месяца назад +82

    "why has it turned off?" has got to be the best question ever asked under these circumstances

    • @COI-O3
      @COI-O3 2 месяца назад +4

      Truly, one of the greatest mysteries of our time

  • @fabiansalinas946
    @fabiansalinas946 Месяц назад +3

    The next step is to put "strawberry milk" in the transmission.

  • @Animeistrash-qk9ik
    @Animeistrash-qk9ik 2 месяца назад +53

    GLORIOUS MALAYSIAN ENGINEERING RAAAAAHHHHH!
    But on a serious note, my neighbor has been driving the goober since 2012 and is on about 180,000km on the odometer. HE HAS NEVER BROUGHT IT TO SERVICE. Oil running dry? Top it up! Brakes not braking? Slam on it harder! Overheating? Fill it up with more tap water!
    Bing bam boom, good as new. Not like it was good when it was new anyways.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 месяца назад

      just pee in there that might bring it back to life🤣🤣

  • @lukecesarin7266
    @lukecesarin7266 2 месяца назад +266

    Lowering the volume of the ugga duggas (impact gun for non Aussies) is god tier editing

    • @No-ln8wb
      @No-ln8wb 2 месяца назад +27

      I will never get over the fact that they are called ugga duggas in australian.

    • @nicktodorov669
      @nicktodorov669 2 месяца назад +15

      ugga dugga is universal no?

    • @Jamvan001
      @Jamvan001 2 месяца назад +8

      It's adorable that you think uggadugga is unique to Australia

    • @deathpony698
      @deathpony698 2 месяца назад +4

      lmao that's unironically what people call impact guns?

    • @alexkaplan6581
      @alexkaplan6581 2 месяца назад +1

      Unga bunga

  • @ard4er3n51
    @ard4er3n51 2 месяца назад +3

    That feels illegal man

  • @ninjauser3808
    @ninjauser3808 2 месяца назад +344

    20:38 “it’s successively full of beans”

  • @ahreuwu
    @ahreuwu 2 месяца назад +171

    it usually isn't good when your car leaks CHOCOLATE

  • @NerdReaper
    @NerdReaper 2 месяца назад +1

    If you want this to work better next time, make sure there's no sugar in the mixture. Paraffin wax will act like a lubricant similar to oil, chocolate is a relatively soft powder that while gritty, it only slightly increases the wear on metal. Sugar though, is death to an engine. As soon as the engine reaches a high enough temperature to produce sugar glass, the tiny crystals work their way into every nook and cranny until the engine literally seizes with sugar glass. Good luck cleaning that block.

  • @robertgraf4917
    @robertgraf4917 2 месяца назад +74

    I am ASTONISHED at how durable that little Malaysian-built Proton is! The Goober's builder (and its tinkerers) should be proud :-)

    • @shazwanshafuan9150
      @shazwanshafuan9150 Месяц назад +1

      i can assure you that even perodua people claim that could outlast the saga will get them raising forks in the air after seeing this video. these models were built like the nokia 3310 i guess.

  • @RobKaiser_SQuest
    @RobKaiser_SQuest 2 месяца назад +69

    It's all shits and giggles until you change the oil in a car you actually care about and it comes out lookin' like chocolate milk. Emulsifiiied

  • @805offroad
    @805offroad 2 месяца назад +1

    Clicked this video and was confused why I heard dankpods talking to me at first 🤯 glad to have found this other channel!

  • @koovshiki
    @koovshiki 2 месяца назад +61

    2:30 "Oh yeah... it's a car innit?"
    Such insightful commentary. Thank you Wade, for enlightening us all

  • @NoPegs
    @NoPegs 2 месяца назад +44

    Oh God this takes the whole "There's some fudge on the underside of the oil cap mate." horror to a whole new order of magnitude...

  • @mickleman52
    @mickleman52 2 месяца назад +75

    mate you see where you went wrong is using nutella as the additive for your mineral oil, as all engines have a tree nut allergy (fyi this is probably the corn starch looking stuff you kept seeing). You gotta use hershey's chocolate syrup next time.

    • @paulbaker9879
      @paulbaker9879 2 месяца назад +4

      I doubt they have nonsense US chocolate in Australia. They get the good stuff from Europe.

    • @mickleman52
      @mickleman52 2 месяца назад +10

      @@paulbaker9879 if it's so good then why didn't the goober run longer?

    • @aftdawn
      @aftdawn 2 месяца назад

      ​@@paulbaker9879We do actually

  • @matthewwhiting255
    @matthewwhiting255 2 месяца назад +138

    I live in boston and I quite literally have never seen the undercarriage of a car that clean, here they come rusted out

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 месяца назад +1

      well fix then buy it new in Canada and pay for the undercoat option when you buy it new problem solved the under carriage coating stops that issue with the undercarriage rusting out over time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @platedlizard
      @platedlizard 2 месяца назад

      lol every car in Oregon is like that, I've got a 20 year old Chevy cavalier I barely maintain and its undercarriage is still as good as it was when I bought it 20 years ago (other parts not so much 🤣)

    • @Mrbanana1113
      @Mrbanana1113 Месяц назад

      I live in the uk, our cars come off the production line rusty 😂

  • @Und3adNigthmar3
    @Und3adNigthmar3 2 месяца назад +1

    couldn't really believe it until i saw it. left a sub immidately after, quality content!

  • @Namenamenos
    @Namenamenos 2 месяца назад +79

    Just love that a funnel was not a consideration

  • @a1d3nrblx
    @a1d3nrblx 2 месяца назад +178

    I love how Wade tries everything to end the goober. Today he did...

    • @squeakers27
      @squeakers27 2 месяца назад +50

      Today he did... NOT SUCCEED, GOOBER FOREVER 😂

    • @KingofJ95
      @KingofJ95 2 месяца назад +33

      Did it die? Yes...
      But it lived!

    • @totally_not_ace6032
      @totally_not_ace6032 2 месяца назад +15

      GOOBER IS DEAD, LONG LIVE GOOBER

    • @ProfessorBuge
      @ProfessorBuge 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@KingofJ95 It got better 🙂

  • @ChriSaito
    @ChriSaito 2 месяца назад +1

    Is... Is this Dankpods? I should have known based on the premise.

  • @togohunter
    @togohunter 2 месяца назад +82

    12:56 missed opportunity for a “Chocolate Rain” reference here I feel like

  • @dustinspade2253
    @dustinspade2253 2 месяца назад +49

    its chunky because Nutella is a hazel nut and cocoa spread so the rolled up bits is all the hazel nuts that where ground up.

  • @daverz15
    @daverz15 2 месяца назад +2

    "We've all had these mornings" ... Preach. Too true..

  • @rawhidelamp
    @rawhidelamp 2 месяца назад +20

    I cannot BELIEVE yall managed to get it back and running after the bearings spun

  • @PaidInBoredom
    @PaidInBoredom 2 месяца назад +102

    Fun fact mineral oil can also be used to oil guitar fretboards.. I used it all the time on my rosewood boards.

    • @AndrewBehm
      @AndrewBehm 2 месяца назад +7

      Cutting boards, too!

    • @epsilon6516
      @epsilon6516 2 месяца назад +2

      I’ve never oiled my fretboards in ten years of playing. Wonder if I should

    • @thekrautist
      @thekrautist 2 месяца назад +11

      I use gun oil, which is really just mineral oil but now my bass smells like a Smith & Wesson so that's cool.

    • @Acre00
      @Acre00 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@epsilon6516 I would if you live in a dry environment. If you live in a wet, humid environment you really don't have to, though I do like to clean my fretboard every couple of string changes

    • @epsilon6516
      @epsilon6516 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Acre00 natural finger oil does build up over time, and it hasn't been an issue so far...

  • @ChieFChalinOLarssoN
    @ChieFChalinOLarssoN Месяц назад +1

    18:10 that laughter must be scaring away all the chicks😂😂😂

  • @CrispyOnionChannel
    @CrispyOnionChannel 2 месяца назад +439

    choccy nuggets

    • @dingusboi7045
      @dingusboi7045 2 месяца назад +9

      let's hope we get an choccy biccy car

    • @trueKENTUCKY
      @trueKENTUCKY 2 месяца назад +3

      Choccy milk for cchoccy engy

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 месяца назад +1

      Me after a curry.

    • @vapor404
      @vapor404 2 месяца назад

      Wade should call it the timtam now small, from australia and packed with chocolate

  • @thomasphillips885
    @thomasphillips885 2 месяца назад +40

    How does James explain his day to his wife?
    "Installed chocolate into the engine today"

  • @Poteto420
    @Poteto420 Месяц назад

    damn, you guys really know your stuff. I did an auto mechanics class in highschool and cars are such complicated machines! yet you guys managed to bring the Goober back to working condition even after it got clogged with Nutella!

  • @Optimus7591
    @Optimus7591 2 месяца назад +70

    You know Nutella actually has nuts in it so maybe that’s what killed the goober, I reckon if you put in straight up dark chocolate it would run perfectly fine. It just has a nut allergy, hence why it died

    • @mariohobbs
      @mariohobbs 2 месяца назад +2

      hazelnut is a real killer

  • @toufusoup
    @toufusoup 2 месяца назад +23

    Wade and James’ cackle being progressively drowned out and the result of vehicular mad scientist experiments following shortly at 18:08 is *exactly* why I’ve subscribed to this channel