This is like if you mixed Nutella with water until it had the consistency of blood, stuck it in a human, watched them walk a few feet and go into a seizure, clean them out, reblood them, and say they were better than before lmao.
This is actually better for the car, as the engine will be cleaner, resulting in more power, better fuel efficiency and less emissions. Think about how some people change oil every 10 000 kilometers, the engine will have fresh fluids less often.
-New engine parts last less anyway -If one silicone doesn't do it, it has a backup -That way you have the best additives of all the oils See, that was the best way of """"fixing"""" it
GLORIOUS MALAYSIAN ENGINEERING RAAAAAHHHHH! But on a serious note, my neighbor has been driving the goober since 2012 and is on about 180,000km on the odometer. HE HAS NEVER BROUGHT IT TO SERVICE. Oil running dry? Top it up! Brakes not braking? Slam on it harder! Overheating? Fill it up with more tap water! Bing bam boom, good as new. Not like it was good when it was new anyways.
@@AlGhostZX 100% it's lovely discovery. who would have ever guessed that a car filled with nutella and a resulting blown bearing, would work just fine? science!!
well fix then buy it new in Canada and pay for the undercoat option when you buy it new problem solved the under carriage coating stops that issue with the undercarriage rusting out over time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, this series has been the best at explaining the importance of proper car maintenance. Sure, my car doesn't have chocolate in it, but bad stuff can still happen if it's not changed or not the right oil. Peak worst case. Should show this in drivers license courses
@@RAHelllord nah engines love sugar, that's why I make sure to add a heaping cup to every tank of gas. On an unrelated note what is with cars being single use nowadays? I can't get more than a few miles without the engine blowing up.
@@Dagreatdudeman I'd imagine the sugar melted with the chocolate, it getting heated and spun like that wouldn't remove it from the solution. It had to be the hazelnut dust, James described it as like a corn starch texture, while recrystallized sugar would have a gritty, salt like texture.
Usually i would be cranky at the pointless destruction of property but the fact that you actually clean it out and get it back to working order is amazing
Yeah you can buy mineral oil in the laxative section of pharmacies. Pro tip, don't get shafted on mineral oil branded as for cutting boards or butcher blocks. They're sold at insane margins! Buy the stuff from the pharmacy. It's literally intended to be ingested, so it's perfectly fine for your cutting board
@@gamemeister27 I wipe a bit on surface before every use and clean afterwards, I guess any part exposed to air ends up oil free and that's why mine doesn't go rancid
Joy, and rage.. if helping my stepdad and myself to get parts we couldn't afford new ones of from the salvage yard is any foreshadowing... it will enrage many with seemingly good parts, that have been abused for our enjoyment.
They should get an old Mercedes Diesel and power it with this stuff. This actually works. Used to be the "frugal car guy" hack back in the day, before stricter emissions testing made this a big no-no.
I worked in a Nutella factory, most of the Nutella was automated, but we also made rochers and the nut chocolate mix really gunks everything up even on the machines made specifically to deal with it
As a Mechanic I love how educational this is. I came into this profession seeing cars as logic puzzles. I get excited when something breaks on my car because I get to fix it. The crazier the problem the more fun it gets! When I work I'm just a kid inside. So if your telling me that a man can dump toothpaste in the gearbox to break it so you can try and fix it to make a living? This man is living my dream.
Its well known that he traded a drum set for this car and wants to see how much wanton abuse an excessively cheap car can handle, he already has a reliable car, its the Leaf, so he's not out too much if this thing blows a new window in its block.
In the United States we have a chocolate laxative called Ex-Lax. When I was 5, I thought I was being sneaky and took a whole box out of the fridge and ate it all. That was a hell of a night.
13:40 i looked it up and nutella has Whey powder, which (apparently) has similar characteristics to corn flour, so he was basically right (i think lol)
I’ve been trying for years to get to grips of an engine and it’s been a slow painful struggle, but then I watch one of your garbage time and suddenly huge parts of the process make sense. I’ve read many a Haynes manual and only watching you guys break a car down into bits in the most amazing ways really helps make the whole mesh of machinery make sense
Same! These guys make it a lot easier to understand and it's EXTREMELY entertaining. I could watch a 24 hour long video of them messing around and not get bored of tired. I love them. And all their goobers.
1:46 Modern engine oils are NOT based on the mineral oil, because mineral oil is not stable enough and wears out too fast, dumping nasty goop in the filters and everything. Modern oil is fully synthetic, meaning that base oil is made from something else and not just taken out of the ground, for example it can be made with hydrocracking or from a natural gas condensate. For older engines which were designed for mineral oil and therefore require higher viscosity there is semi-synthetic oil with mineral oil added into it, but if you can run fully synthetic - you should.
Tonight on Nugget Gear: Wade tries Nutella as engine coolant to kill the Goober, Wade attempts to drive sideways in a Holden Monaro VXR, and we take a trip from Geelong to Portland in old Aussie luxury cars.
that would certainly pass the descirption of _"Slightly Used & Abused"_ but in all fairness thats the kind of TRUST i want in a car. can run on pepsi? yup. can run on booze? if you say so. overdose on full service spray? Sure thing. have a taste of CHOCOLATE and live to tell the tale. Sir yes Sir! like thats what i want
BMW: Must be at exactly 10Nm and 15.6251*, new first-party brass-coated Nickel Titanium bolts required Proton: uhhhh idk like 42Nm? and if it fits throw it on there
If you want this to work better next time, make sure there's no sugar in the mixture. Paraffin wax will act like a lubricant similar to oil, chocolate is a relatively soft powder that while gritty, it only slightly increases the wear on metal. Sugar though, is death to an engine. As soon as the engine reaches a high enough temperature to produce sugar glass, the tiny crystals work their way into every nook and cranny until the engine literally seizes with sugar glass. Good luck cleaning that block.
2:58 if your sump plug leaks, and you want a quick and easy fix, then just put some teflon tape on it and it will be ok, that's what i did in my car and it's no longer leaking.
As a Chocolatier, I can confirm the Goober is not long for this world. While I don't know what the burn temp of Nutella is, when normal chocolate burns, it almost immediately turns into cement.
As a canadian, I get so jealous every time I see a nug like this jacked up and completely rust free underneath. A car that clean, regardless of mechanical problems, would sell for top dollar here. And you guys are putting Pepsi and Nutella in the engine🤣 Also I wonder if this has something to do with the old "put sugar in gas tank to kill car" I bet some sugar in the oil would do the same kind of damage.
Yup. I see 2020 cars writtenn off as scrap because the floor has rusted off and the carpet is all that holds it togetger. Meanwhile these ausies are playing with 20yr old rust free junkers.
It’s really sad. I’m in rust belt USA and in my experience *most* cars without a Nissan CVT would go 250k miles no problem, but unless you’re putting 75k miles a year, the body and frame tends to rust apart before you get there.
Nutella has a lot of good old fashioned Sugar. I'm sure the sugar once heated became glue in those Shell Bushings. The Pepsi will be an Electrolytic and acidic eroding the aluminum and if it's left in long enough will be a sweet smelling rotted aluminum mush.
As someone with ... too much Nutella experience ... the "Newtonian" fluid kinda thing is cause of the heat. It melted the nutella and made the (palm) oil melt out and left is all the haselnut, milk powder, sugar chocolate clump that, naturally, is pretty firm.
You know Nutella actually has nuts in it so maybe that’s what killed the goober, I reckon if you put in straight up dark chocolate it would run perfectly fine. It just has a nut allergy, hence why it died
mate you see where you went wrong is using nutella as the additive for your mineral oil, as all engines have a tree nut allergy (fyi this is probably the corn starch looking stuff you kept seeing). You gotta use hershey's chocolate syrup next time.
My dad was a mechanic, he died when I was 24. This reminded me so much of wrenching on our fleet of shitty beaters with him when I was a kid. Great video.
once it dies you should take it to a garage and ask what they think is wrong with it
😮
That is a really good idea 😁😁
"customer states engine smells like chocolate and won't crank.."
"The mechanic is still not sure what the customer put in their engine.."
Yea
Mechanic (stern voice): “you should have known goobers only run on white chocolate with almonds”
I have never heard a sentence as horrifying as "That's 2 kilos worth of nutella, I'm gonna mix in 2 liters of the mineral oil..."
2kg nutella would cost more than the goober
You knew what you came for, though.
omg its the legendary @giwake from cohost haiii👋
just wait for the "Dense, heavy, nugget fog"
GIVE ME THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅
This is like if you mixed Nutella with water until it had the consistency of blood, stuck it in a human, watched them walk a few feet and go into a seizure, clean them out, reblood them, and say they were better than before lmao.
"Reblood them" omg
Welp, that might be enough Internet for me today. I'll just see myself out. You guys have fun with the... the reblooding.
There needs to be a reblooding mechanic in a game
@@davidaugustofc2574 Technically the Medic has dumped blood back into people via squeegee'ing it into them with his underwear.
@@davidaugustofc2574There must be in something like Vampire: The Masquerade.
She's ready for Facebook Marketplace
Fuck yeah
“one owner, barely drove it, loved chocolate and pepsi”
"$10,000 FIRM, NO OFFERS! I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!"
"One owner, low miles, regularly maintained, engine runs great, no low ballers I know what I got"
Not after they took the chocolate out.
This poor car is living in the vehicle equivalent of a Saw movie.
Except it doesn't have a choice
@@Nuclear5094 true. So, more like an Eli Roth movie, then?
@@CourtneyCoulson idk who that is, so I wouldnt know. I'd say its in own little version of hell.
"Hello Goober. I'd like to play a game."
I'd say it's more like I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
Conclusion: you can drive on chocolate as long as you stop and clean the engine every 200 m
Alternatively, an engine will run on chocolate just fine until the end of its useful life
Did you know that all cars that had their oil replaced with chocolate have had a successful runtime for the rest of their lives?
This is actually better for the car, as the engine will be cleaner, resulting in more power, better fuel efficiency and less emissions.
Think about how some people change oil every 10 000 kilometers, the engine will have fresh fluids less often.
Maybe it's a cheaper way gas prices are so high now what day it's $10 for 1L of diesel
This is perfect.
✅Re-use broken engine parts
✅Use different silicones
✅Use multiple oil blends
"We're gonna give this thing he best chance at surviving."
-New engine parts last less anyway
-If one silicone doesn't do it, it has a backup
-That way you have the best additives of all the oils
See, that was the best way of """"fixing"""" it
It’s what goobers crave
It worked, didn’t it?
By circulating the oil lol not by other means
Don't forget a bin-fresh oil filter! XD
The important thing is that it is STILL full of Pepsi.
Just be glad it isn't pilk
I was worried we had a Pepsi boilover when that AC belt walked off the job
Well it was full serviced so I don't see why it would cause any issues
@@kamenraider1175 that would've turned to pheese by now
I'm questioning if whatever made it cornstarch like was the sugar caramelizing
Run the Nutella trough a SUPER FINE filter to remove the grittyness from the nuts. Would work way better next time if you want to do it again
The idea of anyone repeating this is making me laugh myself to death
Wouldn't that be functionality identical to just running it on pure mineral oil?
GLORIOUS MALAYSIAN ENGINEERING RAAAAAHHHHH!
But on a serious note, my neighbor has been driving the goober since 2012 and is on about 180,000km on the odometer. HE HAS NEVER BROUGHT IT TO SERVICE. Oil running dry? Top it up! Brakes not braking? Slam on it harder! Overheating? Fill it up with more tap water!
Bing bam boom, good as new. Not like it was good when it was new anyways.
just pee in there that might bring it back to life🤣🤣
Goober - "Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!"
F U L L - O F - C H O C O L A T E
PLEASE name the Goober "Üter"!🤣
@@OverMagnet the 'Goober Uter'
Ute(r)
Working with computers taught me that machines run on white smoke, because when all of it goes out it stops working
British car drivers learned this a century ago.
need to keep the magic smoke in
@@burp2019
NOOO HOLDING IT IN DOESN’T DO ANYTHING YOU’RE GOING TO PASS OUT
you bagle
In electrical engineering lab we called this the magic smoke. Once it escapes the gadgets stop working😂
this is oddly enough like a science channel. hypothesis, test, result.
And record, that's very important!
@@AlGhostZX 100% it's lovely discovery. who would have ever guessed that a car filled with nutella and a resulting blown bearing, would work just fine? science!!
this is what mythbusters could have been, if Jamie and Adam weren't in the pocket of big engine oil.
More like an Aussie version of Гараж54 (Garage54)
Hypothenuse
I live in boston and I quite literally have never seen the undercarriage of a car that clean, here they come rusted out
well fix then buy it new in Canada and pay for the undercoat option when you buy it new problem solved the under carriage coating stops that issue with the undercarriage rusting out over time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This car survived running on nutella, becoming a smokemachine and is STILLL RUNNING ON PEPSI MIND YOU
maybe Pepsi is actually a decent coolant
god what I wouldnt give for a cross-section of the engine
It's gonna be like cutting a mechanical Mars bar in half.
we need one of those how a dog works videos but for the goober
What about what you would give?
Its got all the fixings like a big dessert, which is what kids love in an engine
@@xrayjosh I really feel like a mars bar now dammit
These videos are better advertisements for this car's longevity than any marketing push the manufacturer could come up with.
Seriously, I want one!
Definitely a good contender to the Top Gear Hilux hijinks.
Honestly yeah this is making me want a goober
its proton, its basically the dacia of asia, my neighbour has a beat up 2009 proton persona.
I think it's a better advertisement for James. And maybe Pepsi
I just love that James is always in agreement with this. Not a hint of hesitance, just casually carrying out wade’s crazy ideas. I love you guys sm
have you SEEN the things james does to retro consoles? this is his favourite hobby
The thing is... James is just as crazy haha
@@OutbackCatgirl no whats his channel?
@@RighteousBruceyoutube.com/@games_for_james?si=G66JNWk9SPhuy_As
@@RighteousBruce www.youtube.com/@Games_for_James
can't believe they spun a bearing, repaired it the most cavemen way possible and it runs like new
Honestly, this series has been the best at explaining the importance of proper car maintenance. Sure, my car doesn't have chocolate in it, but bad stuff can still happen if it's not changed or not the right oil. Peak worst case. Should show this in drivers license courses
Imagine going to buy a used car and you see "bearings cleaned and reused after replacing oil with nutella" on the car history report.
Don’t forget ran on Pepsi as well
If carfax or whatever lets you enter custom service notes for your VIN this should definitely be recorded
i'd buy it in a heartbeat.
Show me the Carfax
In this economy it’d still be at least $2k
Nutella has Hazelnut in it, which is where the grittiness is coming from
Also all the sugar will likely still burn once it gets too hot.
@@RAHelllord nah engines love sugar, that's why I make sure to add a heaping cup to every tank of gas. On an unrelated note what is with cars being single use nowadays? I can't get more than a few miles without the engine blowing up.
I thought it was because Nutella is like 60% sugar.
@@Dagreatdudeman I'd imagine the sugar melted with the chocolate, it getting heated and spun like that wouldn't remove it from the solution. It had to be the hazelnut dust, James described it as like a corn starch texture, while recrystallized sugar would have a gritty, salt like texture.
@@mickleman52 i know right? that's enshittification for you
James laughing while filling the engine added years to my life
I am ASTONISHED at how durable that little Malaysian-built Proton is! The Goober's builder (and its tinkerers) should be proud :-)
The car reacted to chocolate the same way as my neighbor's pit bull.
ICE = Internal Chocolate Engine
A supercharger probably could whip it into a frothy creme or make it thick milkshake😄
@@hassanbeydoun2460😂😋
7:30 "why has it turned off?" sir i may have an answer for you
Like : No way!
I love the eruption of laughter as they run the starter three times, nothing happens and they just lose it laughing 😂😂😂
From Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia
The Liquid Chocolate Experience is an Australian rock band formed in Australia on September 6th, 2024
I swear to god they all share the same brain cell
LTE MENTIONED
@@lucyakaluckstat I'm so glad I'm not the only one
It's September 6th here in Aus, gotta fix that!
Members:
James: Guitar, Vocals
Wade: Drums
The Goober: Goober
I replaced my chocolate with motor oil. Best glass of milk ever.
Other people: i turbocharged my car😮
Garbage time: lasative ingene😑
Doesn't this just prove that Wade literally sees the goober as a child? Thats kinda awesome imo
But he is trying to kill it...
@@Dynamicdrifting Did he stutter?
So it's child abuse
@@HUMMERH3X walays has been😂😂😂😂😂😂
and like you do with every child, you fill it with pepsi, nutella, and bunnings-grade laxatives
The Goober is going to have diabetes
The goober has diabetes now
Did you not see the Pepsi video? The Goober has Ultra Diabetes at this point.
Just add some insulin into the gas tank, and it will be fine*
*DISCLAIMER: Not a medical, engineering, or a financial advice
Goober has diabetes premium 🙏🏻😭
already does, type 87 diabetes
It's the sugar. Nutella is over 50% sugar by weight. The friction created heat which cooked the sugar. You've successfully caramelised an engine.
I replaced my engine oil with chocolate.
Oh Boy this will not end well😢
"How are you gonna get them back in?"
"Somehow."
What a mindset, bless your heart, James.
Usually i would be cranky at the pointless destruction of property but the fact that you actually clean it out and get it back to working order is amazing
Yeah you can buy mineral oil in the laxative section of pharmacies. Pro tip, don't get shafted on mineral oil branded as for cutting boards or butcher blocks. They're sold at insane margins! Buy the stuff from the pharmacy. It's literally intended to be ingested, so it's perfectly fine for your cutting board
that's what i did after a bit of research. crazy market shit
Why not just use canola oil
@@myownsite it's canola oil
@@myownsite goes rancid. This is a deep deep soak in oil, absorbing as much as it can hold, especially for butcher blocks
@@gamemeister27 I wipe a bit on surface before every use and clean afterwards, I guess any part exposed to air ends up oil free and that's why mine doesn't go rancid
RIP in advance goober. You will bring joy to a future scrapyard one day.
This will be the end of it
noobs
@@thndr_5468 It was not.
Joy, and rage.. if helping my stepdad and myself to get parts we couldn't afford new ones of from the salvage yard is any foreshadowing... it will enrage many with seemingly good parts, that have been abused for our enjoyment.
He gonna bring it to u-pullit lol
YOU COULD'VE USED VEGEMITE, WADE
@@gasmasked_bandit do they make jars of vegemite that big?
@@AlexofZippojust buy multiple small jars!
As long as it doesn't contain sugar 😂
@@simonallan9941 No sugar friendo, just pure yeast extract 😎
Nothing but funny smells for years to come
Nah, Vegemite is axel grease
19:49 why does this car sound soooo good????
5:30 imagine THE ANTS this will attract!
wade is what happens when a child makes a wish to become an adult overnight
is this not adult activities?? i'm not aging then
@@halfsine🗿
Just use the cheapest "oil" you can find. Vegetable oil, used frying oil, beef oil, whatever you can get. Oil is oil.
OiI
Oil
They should get an old Mercedes Diesel and power it with this stuff. This actually works. Used to be the "frugal car guy" hack back in the day, before stricter emissions testing made this a big no-no.
Oil
HE SAID THE O WORD 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🔫 solider🍔
I worked in a Nutella factory, most of the Nutella was automated, but we also made rochers and the nut chocolate mix really gunks everything up even on the machines made specifically to deal with it
So use a different type of chocolate
As a Mechanic I love how educational this is. I came into this profession seeing cars as logic puzzles. I get excited when something breaks on my car because I get to fix it. The crazier the problem the more fun it gets! When I work I'm just a kid inside. So if your telling me that a man can dump toothpaste in the gearbox to break it so you can try and fix it to make a living? This man is living my dream.
“It’s official the ass is ok” got me bad and I don’t know why lmao
James is an absolute maniac. He fixes cars good so he can torture them with cold redlining again
You've caked that engine.
No, I think they've tempered it.
@@jwalster9412 I'm a raging chocoholic and I'm jealous that the Goober had that much chocolate poured into it. Even though it was full of laxative.
Apparently not it’s fine
He's going the distance.
don't give him more ideas
Hearing James sing in a band called the „Liquid Chocolate Experience“ is now on my Bucket List.
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard eat your heart out! Liquid Chocolate Experience is my favourite Aussie act now.
@@anusername8350king gizzard mentioned
top hit CHOCOLATE RAIN
I hope they'll open for Liquid Tension Experiment
A mix between The Chocolate Watchband and The Jimi Hendrix Experience ^^
"The liquid chocolate experience" is definitively something I do not want.
Oobleck liquid instantly turning into Oobleck solid in the engine 💀
For such a stupid concept, this video was surprisingly educational.
The most important thing I learned, was have a James. That's essential.
@@JG-gl3hb Exactly!
the best way to learn something about something is to break it and figure out how it broke!
Dankpods "man everything is crap and breaks now"
also Dankpods *deliberatly tries to break one of the few relaible things he owns*
also dankpods "exclusively uses apple products and somehow complain about anything breaking ever"
He's Switched to Linux I think
Good Day Space_Reptile How Do You Do Fellow Person In This Comment Section
Its well known that he traded a drum set for this car and wants to see how much wanton abuse an excessively cheap car can handle, he already has a reliable car, its the Leaf, so he's not out too much if this thing blows a new window in its block.
@@moodfm5673He does it for comedy, but also he gets serious, he also uses Linux now, besides, no one can complain about anything they use now?????
In the United States we have a chocolate laxative called Ex-Lax. When I was 5, I thought I was being sneaky and took a whole box out of the fridge and ate it all. That was a hell of a night.
You’re lucky you survived, that’s a classic toxicology situation.
@@AlexofZippo the bro could have been famous on the chapter 12 of the textbook. Still deserves a honorable mention imo
Lucky you didn’t shit out your intestinal tract
@@hex8387a man at a box of laxatives. Here's what happened to his toilet.
Chubbyemu has a video on that. Kid ended up with permanent kidney damage.
13:40 i looked it up and nutella has Whey powder, which (apparently) has similar characteristics to corn flour, so he was basically right (i think lol)
the poor goober, this is like that section of top gear where they kept trying to destroy that truck
Lowering the volume of the ugga duggas (impact gun for non Aussies) is god tier editing
I will never get over the fact that they are called ugga duggas in australian.
ugga dugga is universal no?
It's adorable that you think uggadugga is unique to Australia
lmao that's unironically what people call impact guns?
Unga bunga
I love how it didn’t even knock before dying. It was like it realised it was running on Nutella, and stopped out of pure shock.
*licks lips
"Is this chocol-"
*Just dies
I’ve been trying for years to get to grips of an engine and it’s been a slow painful struggle, but then I watch one of your garbage time and suddenly huge parts of the process make sense. I’ve read many a Haynes manual and only watching you guys break a car down into bits in the most amazing ways really helps make the whole mesh of machinery make sense
Same! These guys make it a lot easier to understand and it's EXTREMELY entertaining. I could watch a 24 hour long video of them messing around and not get bored of tired. I love them. And all their goobers.
You can add The Bearded Mechanic to the mix and understand motorcycles as well.
Madlads. I'm not a car guy but your commentary, knowledge and enthusiasm made this an interesting watch! Gonna check out more of your stuff now.
1:46
Modern engine oils are NOT based on the mineral oil, because mineral oil is not stable enough and wears out too fast, dumping nasty goop in the filters and everything. Modern oil is fully synthetic, meaning that base oil is made from something else and not just taken out of the ground, for example it can be made with hydrocracking or from a natural gas condensate.
For older engines which were designed for mineral oil and therefore require higher viscosity there is semi-synthetic oil with mineral oil added into it, but if you can run fully synthetic - you should.
Tonight on Nugget Gear:
Wade tries Nutella as engine coolant to kill the Goober, Wade attempts to drive sideways in a Holden Monaro VXR, and we take a trip from Geelong to Portland in old Aussie luxury cars.
And Frank is our star in "an car"
that would certainly pass the descirption of _"Slightly Used & Abused"_
but in all fairness thats the kind of TRUST i want in a car.
can run on pepsi? yup. can run on booze? if you say so. overdose on full service spray? Sure thing. have a taste of CHOCOLATE and live to tell the tale. Sir yes Sir! like thats what i want
They dont make them how they used to!
they should try this with a 2020s kia or something😂
@@3HUNNAGLORYBOY omg I would love that lmao
As someone who owns a goober irl I couldn't agree with you more
Volkswagen precision: some non critical component, 8Nm+90*, brand new bolts required
Proton precision: main bearing caps, 40-60nm will do
incredible
BMW: Must be at exactly 10Nm and 15.6251*, new first-party brass-coated Nickel Titanium bolts required
Proton: uhhhh idk like 42Nm? and if it fits throw it on there
Lada precision: just use self-tapers, it's good enough
If you want this to work better next time, make sure there's no sugar in the mixture. Paraffin wax will act like a lubricant similar to oil, chocolate is a relatively soft powder that while gritty, it only slightly increases the wear on metal. Sugar though, is death to an engine. As soon as the engine reaches a high enough temperature to produce sugar glass, the tiny crystals work their way into every nook and cranny until the engine literally seizes with sugar glass. Good luck cleaning that block.
2:58 if your sump plug leaks, and you want a quick and easy fix, then just put some teflon tape on it and it will be ok, that's what i did in my car and it's no longer leaking.
As a Chocolatier, I can confirm the Goober is not long for this world. While I don't know what the burn temp of Nutella is, when normal chocolate burns, it almost immediately turns into cement.
As a canadian, I get so jealous every time I see a nug like this jacked up and completely rust free underneath. A car that clean, regardless of mechanical problems, would sell for top dollar here. And you guys are putting Pepsi and Nutella in the engine🤣
Also I wonder if this has something to do with the old "put sugar in gas tank to kill car" I bet some sugar in the oil would do the same kind of damage.
Yup. I see 2020 cars writtenn off as scrap because the floor has rusted off and the carpet is all that holds it togetger. Meanwhile these ausies are playing with 20yr old rust free junkers.
Yes as soon as it went up I instantly got jealous. Cars on the dealer lot fresh off the truck look worse here in the rust belt....
It’s really sad. I’m in rust belt USA and in my experience *most* cars without a Nissan CVT would go 250k miles no problem, but unless you’re putting 75k miles a year, the body and frame tends to rust apart before you get there.
This blows my mind as a driver of a 2008 Suzuki Swift. I'm it's third owner and there's not a speck of rust (New Zealand here)
Never hurt of sugar. I’ve heard of bleach to kill the car.
20:38 “it’s successively full of beans”
I was not expecting a Ross Creations crossover today
Foreshadowing?
Samsung Beans?
Mission accomplished 👌
*successfully (but yea you probably meant that)
Nutella has a lot of good old fashioned Sugar.
I'm sure the sugar once heated became glue in those Shell Bushings.
The Pepsi will be an Electrolytic and acidic eroding the aluminum and if it's left in long enough will be a sweet smelling rotted aluminum mush.
Its a mild abrasive, so polishing your engine!
Put a CRAIG MP3 player as a spark plug set.
You cant
Its not a question if its possible or not. It just has to be done.
Or have James make it into the head unit using just an Ali-Express purchased amplifier and DC-DC converter. Then super glue that shit to the dash.
@@missingtexture7510🤓🤓
"why has it turned off?" has got to be the best question ever asked under these circumstances
Truly, one of the greatest mysteries of our time
Just love that a funnel was not a consideration
James is a professional 👌
Ok so next time 25% nutella 75% laxatives, the goober shall run on Nutella for at least a minute
Fill the CV axle boots with mayonnaise in one side & peanut butter in the other side, fill the power steering with hot chili oil
Sounds like something I'd eat at the end of the month
I love how Wade tries everything to end the goober. Today he did...
Today he did... NOT SUCCEED, GOOBER FOREVER 😂
Did it die? Yes...
But it lived!
GOOBER IS DEAD, LONG LIVE GOOBER
@@KingofJ95 It got better 🙂
it usually isn't good when your car leaks CHOCOLATE
I cannot BELIEVE yall managed to get it back and running after the bearings spun
You know, it might just be because the Pepsi hadn't caused any problems (yet) but I genuinely believed that it was going to run fine on chocolate oil.
Fantastic that I misread this channel as Garage Time, and now I am so entertained.
choccy nuggets
let's hope we get an choccy biccy car
Choccy milk for cchoccy engy
Me after a curry.
Wade should call it the timtam now small, from australia and packed with chocolate
It's all shits and giggles until you change the oil in a car you actually care about and it comes out lookin' like chocolate milk. Emulsifiiied
12:56 missed opportunity for a “Chocolate Rain” reference here I feel like
I was thinking the same thing😅
I like that you invented a new kind of welding using chocolate.
James and Wade: Certified Goofy Goobers 😂
Not the Willy Wonka we need, but the Willy Wonka we deserve.
it's thick like a constipated cow🤣🤣
its chunky because Nutella is a hazel nut and cocoa spread so the rolled up bits is all the hazel nuts that where ground up.
How does James explain his day to his wife?
"Installed chocolate into the engine today"
Maybe he does not have one...
@@Vixen1525he does
@@Vixen1525yes he does
As someone with ... too much Nutella experience ... the "Newtonian" fluid kinda thing is cause of the heat. It melted the nutella and made the (palm) oil melt out and left is all the haselnut, milk powder, sugar chocolate clump that, naturally, is pretty firm.
4:02 can't wait for the *Liquid Chocolate Experience* band to do a collaboration with the *Liquid Tension Experiment.* 😅
You know Nutella actually has nuts in it so maybe that’s what killed the goober, I reckon if you put in straight up dark chocolate it would run perfectly fine. It just has a nut allergy, hence why it died
hazelnut is a real killer
2:30 "Oh yeah... it's a car innit?"
Such insightful commentary. Thank you Wade, for enlightening us all
mate you see where you went wrong is using nutella as the additive for your mineral oil, as all engines have a tree nut allergy (fyi this is probably the corn starch looking stuff you kept seeing). You gotta use hershey's chocolate syrup next time.
I doubt they have nonsense US chocolate in Australia. They get the good stuff from Europe.
@@paulbaker9879 if it's so good then why didn't the goober run longer?
@@paulbaker9879We do actually
My dad was a mechanic, he died when I was 24. This reminded me so much of wrenching on our fleet of shitty beaters with him when I was a kid. Great video.
it's probably the sugar that caramelized and turned into rockcandy
Wade, Nutella is only like 10% chocolate.
It's mostly palm oil and sugar isn't it?
I think the idea was that it's mostly oil
@@natereinert1572 So the title is not correct. It must be "I replaced my engine oil with oil".
Oh God this takes the whole "There's some fudge on the underside of the oil cap mate." horror to a whole new order of magnitude...
the scrapyard is going to be so bloody confused if they get an engine block filled with Nutella
Literal definition of “Ol’ reliable”
3:32 when you watch it specifically that morning