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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @tescoshortage
    @tescoshortage 9 часов назад +2429

    Remember: There’s nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes.

    • @Fuzy2K
      @Fuzy2K 9 часов назад +25

      Even a cheap BMW?

    • @tescoshortage
      @tescoshortage 9 часов назад +70

      @@Fuzy2KYes, even a cheap BMW. They at least have the audacity to make decent engines

    • @andrewrainville9453
      @andrewrainville9453 9 часов назад +7

      or any German car for that matter.

    • @jellevh8460
      @jellevh8460 9 часов назад +37

      ​@@tescoshortage mercedes used to have really good engines (especially there diesels) but it got ruined by the plastic intake era :(

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 9 часов назад +8

      ​@@andrewrainville9453 The people's car golf and Audi A1 say otherwise.

  • @Actinjsh
    @Actinjsh 9 часов назад +1032

    In Europe we have a saying which applies here - "There is no car more expensive than an old Mercedes". They always have a surprisingly low sell prices because the maintenance is twice the price of a regular car.

    • @Vinni-2K
      @Vinni-2K 9 часов назад +24

      me as an alfa romeo enthusiast
      lets agree to disagree

    • @hammerth1421
      @hammerth1421 9 часов назад +15

      They also like to rust. A lot.

    • @agentv1240
      @agentv1240 8 часов назад +5

      ​I want an old Milano or 164, and I KNOW that's gonna be such a mistake 😭

    • @norwegiannationalist7678
      @norwegiannationalist7678 8 часов назад +16

      It depends alot on the Mercedes tho. A W123 is the most reliable car you'll ever find, they do like to rust yes but compared to other late 70s to mid 80s cars they are very rust resistant. The parts aswell are very cheap too and easy to find both new and old, the car is also simple you can fix it yourself. New mercedes tho have completely lost the reliability and build quality old ones had

    • @autismion
      @autismion 8 часов назад +2

      b-b-b-b--b-b-b-but OM617 is old mercedes very old wow

  • @cabalcore2555
    @cabalcore2555 9 часов назад +749

    If Frank paid ANY RENT!!! You would be able to afford it. Tell her to pull herself together.

    • @StormyBoi
      @StormyBoi 8 часов назад +51

      Sign 👏 lease agreements 👏 with 👏 reptiles 👏

    • @IcecalGamer
      @IcecalGamer 8 часов назад +12

      Rent?!? Franks gets full service; lodging, heat, lights, meals, etc. For free !!!

    • @mromutt
      @mromutt 7 часов назад +5

      @@IcecalGamer frank pays her rent in poo and stink XD

    • @Deja117
      @Deja117 6 часов назад +5

      Not le Fronk. Careful, she might take over your couch for a day.

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 5 часов назад +5

      Dude, Frank owns the house.

  • @Joe_Cool48
    @Joe_Cool48 9 часов назад +591

    9:38 Rare James Sighting😮

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 8 часов назад +8

      he looks a bit like Anton Newcombe

    • @oli_gordon
      @oli_gordon 8 часов назад +11

      Wade & James

    • @KajuTheRudeMonke
      @KajuTheRudeMonke 8 часов назад +30

      ​@@MandrakeFernflowerNo, Anton Newcombe looks like James

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 8 часов назад +50

      Uncommon, more like
      Okay, I stand corrected: that was a rare James sighting.
      He looks a bit different from his previous sightings though. I think it's a clone, and the original James was taken by magpies. I've watched Aussie Dr. Nefario, I know how them Aussie magpies are (much like the rest of Australian fauna: a threat to humanity).

    • @loaffette3860
      @loaffette3860 8 часов назад +3

      JAMES

  • @swidr5626
    @swidr5626 8 часов назад +417

    "Can you buy a super car for less than 10.000 pounds? Yes, but for the love a god don't" - Jeremy Clarcson on Top Gear. Any super luxury car that is cheap is gonna be extremely painful to maintain lol

    • @corvuscolbrand
      @corvuscolbrand 8 часов назад +26

      honestly every top gear and grand tour "buy a sports car for *insert budget here*" special serves as a psa for buying cars cheap. They will always go wrong, you will always be unable to fix it for any reasonable ammount of money.

    • @swidr5626
      @swidr5626 7 часов назад +8

      @@corvuscolbrand Yeah but with luxury cars of any kind it's even worse. They are designed to be even more expensive to maintain than usual car, and getting one with very uncertain past is gonna make things a lot worse. I think many people who suddenly get a lot of cash forget about this and I think it sorta happened to Wade here

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike 7 часов назад +5

      Depends. If you put a bus V8 into a Zhiguli or Volvo 240 and glue some wood and fancy seat covers stuff ito the interior, you got a reliable european luxury car.

    • @swidr5626
      @swidr5626 7 часов назад +3

      @@hyperturbotechnomike Can't wait to see one on the road then lol

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike 6 часов назад +6

      @@swidr5626 garage 54 should get you covered. They built all sorts of ladas. Even a cheese one with lots of holes.

  • @willmetz1490
    @willmetz1490 9 часов назад +561

    The best part is how Mercedes switched form making cars that cannot be killed to cars that break if you sneeze to loud next to them

    • @jellevh8460
      @jellevh8460 8 часов назад +48

      This absolutely this all the comments about how mercedes suck while I am thinking about the million mile 300's driving around

    • @IcecalGamer
      @IcecalGamer 8 часов назад +15

      If they don't brake, they can't sell new

    • @GerinoMorn
      @GerinoMorn 7 часов назад +10

      I'm fairly certain it started to go downhill 2006 or even bit earlier. I remember the utter disillusionment when their "brand new" merc started breaking, well, near immediately, after switching from stuff that lasted years.

    • @peppers515
      @peppers515 6 часов назад +4

      @@GerinoMornit was around the time TG came back. They’d already gone bad then. Partially that’s due to complexity and how stuffed with computers they are. Common place now but they were miles ahead of everybody else.

    • @Rommmm
      @Rommmm 6 часов назад +10

      Last good mercs were W202, W210 and W140. Everything after is garbage.

  • @mostlymagical3220
    @mostlymagical3220 9 часов назад +299

    Early thousands Mercedes, back when they made the wiring biodegradable. Great idea lads.

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 8 часов назад +9

      I believe that stopped by the mid/late 1990s.

    • @thenoddistsdisciple
      @thenoddistsdisciple 8 часов назад +7

      @@Danse_Macabre_125 no it did not. my old c280 is a testament to that LOL

    • @PCSpider
      @PCSpider 7 часов назад +8

      The Biodegradable wiring was from 1991-1996

    • @MisterAether
      @MisterAether 6 часов назад

      I mean, a lot of wiring is apparently soy based for the insulation and varmints think it's tasty, whether its MB or another brand

    • @beefchicken
      @beefchicken 4 часа назад +10

      Holy moly the amount of misinformation on this topic on the internet is crazy. It was apparently Delphi that used the crummy wire, as the engine harnesses affected were all made by Delphi. But I can’t find any primary source to confirm that the wire was deliberately engineered to be biodegradable. My suspicion is that the wiring was engineered to be cheaper, or to eliminate some specific chemical (plasticizers are usually pretty gnarly chemicals, so that would be my first bet), but the plasticizer used had very poor aging characteristics that didn’t show up in simulated aging tests that are normally done.
      I will buy a beer for anyone that can provide a primary source that says _why_ the insulation was changed, and a whole case of beer if that source confirms that the change was made specifically to make the wire biodegradable.

  • @yordandoykov3181
    @yordandoykov3181 6 часов назад +68

    Wade: the corolla runs really bad
    Also wade: consciously ignores its problems multiple times since knowing about them means they're fixed

  • @vexxy2464
    @vexxy2464 6 часов назад +121

    Wade: "The car" has problems and runs kinda bad
    Also wade: I wanted to keep this old used dirty oil in the car because "its funny"
    Edit: I swear if the next video uploaded to this channel is another video complaining out "things are broken everything is bad" I'm unsubbing cause man, it's getting old. You don't get to do things like smash a massive subwoofer in the trunk of the corolla and ignore all the obvious problems it had and then complain about creaky panels and bad disks and joints. You don't get to abuse the motor in the goober just because you don't like it then complain about how it drives. You don't get to complain out these cars when alot of the problems stem from you're negligence

  • @b_g
    @b_g 9 часов назад +432

    "Its 20 years old it is so old for a car"
    Me with my car from 2006
    :Dont listen to him you are great and not old

    • @shadowpixie01
      @shadowpixie01 8 часов назад +19

      Me with my 2002 Camry (the only reason it failed was because I gave it to my dad when he needed a car and he forgot to put oil in *during an oil change* so, ya know)

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 8 часов назад +14

      My daily is pushing 30 next year. Still drives better than cars half it's age here on the road.

    • @gustawkefqd2848
      @gustawkefqd2848 8 часов назад +2

      me in my 97 golf 3 . its not old we are the same age

    • @TaitDaniels
      @TaitDaniels 8 часов назад

      My 1988 mighty max just shed a tear

    • @DeckedSneeze709
      @DeckedSneeze709 8 часов назад +2

      Meanwhile the car:
      Edit: oh

  • @RilsR
    @RilsR 6 часов назад +85

    "No rust, it's dry here"
    Later
    "All the hoses are cracked..."

    • @LN997-i8x
      @LN997-i8x 4 часа назад +6

      Don't forget UV damage!

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort 2 часа назад

      ​@@LN997-i8xthat just adds character

  • @Greenious
    @Greenious 9 часов назад +95

    15:51 Sell that car ASAP. Those 1.4 twin chargers are ticking time bombs.
    I’d have more faith in a Holden Cruze.

    • @Mrsquiggley
      @Mrsquiggley 6 часов назад +9

      There’s an entire generation of VAG chassis’s I won’t touch because of the twin scroll.
      I’d rather risk an old ford DCT in a race car then daily a twin scroll.

    • @zeroyon4562
      @zeroyon4562 6 часов назад +2

      ⁠@@MrsquiggleyTwin scroll what? Most turbos these days are twinscroll and they’re fine.

    • @LN997-i8x
      @LN997-i8x 4 часа назад +7

      ​@@zeroyon4562Just because one design is good doesn't mean they all are.

    • @tgmrsch
      @tgmrsch 4 часа назад +10

      @@Mrsquiggleyno issue with twin scroll turbos. the twin charged 1.4 melts pistons when people put low quality fuel and don’t get them serviced regularly

    • @evgeniw8859
      @evgeniw8859 4 часа назад +4

      As soon as I heard turbo and supercharged Ive got a heard attack. Hopefully James gets rid off it

  • @greerbriggs8421
    @greerbriggs8421 7 часов назад +64

    "plugs last 30 thousand kilomitres"
    my 2001 commodore with factory origional plugs and 400k km on the clock o-o'
    I had to replace the leads because they just dry rotted over time but the plugs are still going strong

    • @Nobody_Cares913
      @Nobody_Cares913 6 часов назад +1

      30,000,000 mitres?

    • @0ninja213
      @0ninja213 55 минут назад

      Can relate. 2011 falcon with 320k km on odo and not a single repair ever needed since new, only basic service done including oil changes, and *sometimes* tires and brakes. if only most cars were this reliable...

  • @Gabriel_JJ11
    @Gabriel_JJ11 8 часов назад +58

    Fun fact: Garbage Time is the reason Ive gotten into cars, like how my unc owns a 2003 Mitsubishi Lancer [ Glad its not an Evo ]
    and Im getting it after my license, so thanks mate!

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 8 часов назад +112

    Always remember : luxury cars are built for people with luxury budgets. They're not designed for people who do their own repairs, but people who can afford to send it to a luxury car mechanic every 6 months who can keep the blummin' thing working.

    • @fenrir324
      @fenrir324 7 часов назад

      they mostly buy a new one every 6 month I think

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 7 часов назад +5

      Wrong on my BMW Z3, it's extremely easy to do my own work the only people who have touched my car since I bought it besides me are the tire guys and the alignment guys since I don't have a tire machine or alignment rack. Everything else has not only been doable by me with hand tools but has cost me less than $5000 including the car 😊

    • @Sam-th4jl
      @Sam-th4jl 6 часов назад

      you mean there are people who don't just schedule servicing through the car's phone app when it sends you a notification?

    • @clonetrooper576
      @clonetrooper576 6 часов назад +2

      Lol says who? I drive bmws all day long. learn how to work on them youll realize your "luxury mechanic" is actually ripping you off.

    • @CRneu
      @CRneu 5 часов назад

      nah they lease these. new car every 6-18 months.

  • @yordandoykov3181
    @yordandoykov3181 7 часов назад +35

    I was viciously disappointed when he opened the hood of the golf and didn't see the mighty 1.9 TDI

    • @christopherjohnston6343
      @christopherjohnston6343 3 часа назад

      Anything else is basically a mistake

    • @BrianLTU
      @BrianLTU 2 часа назад

      Yes . ​@@christopherjohnston6343

    • @staledorito
      @staledorito 2 часа назад +1

      was expecting the 2.5 tbh

    • @kuuppafin6011
      @kuuppafin6011 Час назад

      The 1.8Litre Golf/Audi, like Mercedes M111 or BMW M57, 2JZ, Subaru boxer etc. are the peak of performance and reliability. Anything made before didn't quite have the power or tech but sure everything after is bound to break long before it's time and is unmaintainable. These are the last European made engines to go million miles with proper maintenance and had some kind of a quality left in aftermarket parts.
      If MB kept making em like w123:s we'd only need one car in our whole lives and the industry sure figured it out. I call it the bs economy we now life in. Id give it all up to go back in time to that spoiled boomer era where Ford put Perkins engines both into tractors and Transit vans which both will outlive any vehicle made today. They had no idea no generation after would life a simple life in which one could enjoy stuff like fixing cars but this goes way deeper than vehicles and economy and we know it.

    • @pleepler
      @pleepler 40 минут назад

      ​@@kuuppafin60111.8 T? They were legendary engines. Piech's era was the best era

  • @kofeyh
    @kofeyh 8 часов назад +46

    "the other golf" - comments from James with threatening auras.

  • @Keksis7
    @Keksis7 8 часов назад +47

    My Chevy Sonic has an all plastic oil filter housing like that Golf, and the last time I changed the oil the "nut" snapped off because the plastic got so brittle. It took FOREVER to get the filter out, a couple days going back and forth to the hardware store buying different tools to try and get the housing off without breaking more things, and in the end I think I spent around $200 usd and 2.5 days on what should have been a 10 second job. I definitely share your hatred of plastic oil filter housings.

    • @thenoddistsdisciple
      @thenoddistsdisciple 8 часов назад +4

      my gf is aussie and she had the holden version of this car. it blew up. she's in a cruze now.

    • @kingbryant5673
      @kingbryant5673 2 часа назад +2

      ​@@thenoddistsdisciple so she got the exact same thing just bigger

  • @dreamyatonement4931
    @dreamyatonement4931 8 часов назад +16

    This is why I love you wade. Most RUclipsrs who brag about having 10+ cars are talking about owning 10+ Ferraris, Porches, etc. When you say you have 20 cars, everyone knows exactly what type of car you mean. Tony, Antuane, Jeff, just a bunch of old mates

  • @hakjobtm7472
    @hakjobtm7472 7 часов назад +65

    18:09 man installs a massive subwoofer in his 98 rolla and is surprised when the car rattles lmao

  • @XavandSo
    @XavandSo 6 часов назад +37

    "20 years old is too old for a car."
    Me daily driving a 40 year old BMW. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 6 часов назад +4

      27 year old BMW here but I would absolutely love an e30 or a Volvo 240

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 5 часов назад +2

      80w cars are reliable. Anything newer and 20 years is too old. Including 90s.

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 2 часа назад +2

      @@teagancombest6049 E30's are overpriced. Source: An e30 owner

    • @kuuppafin6011
      @kuuppafin6011 Час назад +2

      Near any car made before year 2000 is better than the plastic toys made ever after. Modern vehicles are over expensive problematic garbage designed to brake making its "owner" more of a renter and ultimately a slave.
      Driving an old vehicle with upgraded stuff I argue is not only cheaper but more environmental than having to replace it twice a decade for few litres of fuel consumption and calling that environmental. Not to even get into the modern engineering and sales scam these vehicles are all about.
      Case and point the auto industry is just one more proof our world has something gone wrong with its values and it's starting to fall apart by rotting just not by it's core but in values too...

  • @shoto42
    @shoto42 8 часов назад +33

    I knew the second I saw Corrola interior shaking, I knew it was bad engine mounts. My 2007 ford focus had bad engine mounts before I replaced them, my poor friends had to endure the sound of a shaking plastic dash for two hours. It still had issues but at least now it's tolerable at every speed.

  • @mrlor3d
    @mrlor3d 9 часов назад +78

    Engine light on?
    Welcome to the Volkswagen Auto Group family!

    • @fellshaw7058
      @fellshaw7058 8 часов назад +7

      Ngl my Volkswagen's engine light has been on for 4 years and there hasn't been any issue lol

    • @adrian360060
      @adrian360060 7 часов назад +10

      You know what's worse? When engine light disappears after two years by itself... Horrific experience.

    • @MANTHELEXUS
      @MANTHELEXUS 6 часов назад +7

      VW's will get an engine light and 80,000 miles and then wont actually break until 250,000 miles

    • @RoseLexThorne
      @RoseLexThorne 3 часа назад +1

      ​@@MANTHELEXUSJust means your Early Warning System is working.
      What's it warning you of? We have absolutely no clue, but you absolutely know Repair did an EWS check before it was allowed to go onto the lot for load.

  • @SMPandanic
    @SMPandanic 9 часов назад +137

    20 CARS!?!?! we have only seen HALF of those 20

    • @goforgreengaming
      @goforgreengaming 6 часов назад +4

      SPLATOON PFP JUMPSCARE

    • @alexrogers3913
      @alexrogers3913 5 часов назад +16

      I count 13, not including the secret second Golf James mentioned.
      1. Tony (Fiat Niki Maluch)
      2. The Donkey Van
      3. Bruce (Falcon ute)
      4. Bruce 2 (Holden ute)
      5. The Junkyard Renault
      6. The Free Daihatsu
      7. Smelly Jeff
      8. The Frog (Nissan Leaf)
      9. The Goober (Proton something or other)
      10. The Car (Toyota Corolla)
      11. The Golf in this video
      12. The CLS
      13. I recall briefly seeing an old orange Volvo 140 or 240 that Wade alluded to owning
      14. (Bonus) There was some clapped out old Japanese Kei thing he showed us once (Maybe a Honda City?)

    • @goforgreengaming
      @goforgreengaming 5 часов назад +5

      @alexrogers3913 I'm p sure it was a Honda City yeah. I think he said the name of it while he was talking about Bruce

    • @billybricker9202
      @billybricker9202 5 часов назад +13

      @@alexrogers3913 There was also an electric converted Subaru Sherpa that was mentioned and briefly shown once or twice.

    • @_Matt_Matt_365_
      @_Matt_Matt_365_ 4 часа назад +4

      The insurance on them must cost a mortgage 💀

  • @gamemeister27
    @gamemeister27 8 часов назад +47

    24:08 Yeah I don't get the concern trolling about electric car repairability. I don't think people have realized that electric motors are way simpler mechanically than combustion engines. It's a miracle ICE engines exist at all.
    Think about power tools. When they break, it's basically never the motor.

    • @MisterAether
      @MisterAether 6 часов назад +1

      Hell, Tesla even provides access to their own service software now. It's a bit expensive to subscribe to it, but when you think of how much every other manufacturer will charge way more and you pay for a whole year, it's not even a bad deal.

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 6 часов назад +15

      @@MisterAether having to subscribe to a service to service a Tesla is why I’ll never support Tesla. I like electric vehicles but when aren’t able to be serviced by the owner is when I stop supporting a company. Like John Deere and their tractors

    • @vilemeister
      @vilemeister 6 часов назад +3

      ​​@@joshmanis9860or.....any current other vehicle manufacturer? Tesla are not special in this respect, VAGcom etc hell even my Fiat needs a propriety thing to look deep into its brain.

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 6 часов назад +3

      @@vilemeister yea that’s fiat for you

    • @CRneu
      @CRneu 5 часов назад +1

      @@joshmanis9860 no that's every OEM. I drive a ford and I have to either buy ford's software or a third party one to do a bunch of maintenance stuff.

  • @moth.monster
    @moth.monster 6 часов назад +10

    This is why I like public transit. You don't have to worry about fixing the bus and driving it, you just ride it.

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort 2 часа назад +2

      Usually

  • @john_toss
    @john_toss 9 часов назад +225

    I wonder if he would go on Collector Car Feed

    • @ianaumy
      @ianaumy 9 часов назад +30

      GET EM NET 🗣️

    • @captainslow_037
      @captainslow_037 9 часов назад +15

      GET THIS SHIT TO THE TOP

    • @talljake
      @talljake 9 часов назад +15

      He doesn't own a Baja, yet

    • @terabyte1906
      @terabyte1906 8 часов назад +4

      Now that's an idea

    • @masterchieflast
      @masterchieflast 8 часов назад +3

      It would be cool but the time zone difference might be a problem

  • @MDPToaster
    @MDPToaster 9 часов назад +127

    Just be glad you guys never had a “cash for clunkers” type government program where they bought up all those used cars and then poured liquid glass into their engines and scrapped them.
    Completely ruined American used car business and made spare parts for some of the most produced vehicles hard to come by.

    • @masterkamen371
      @masterkamen371 9 часов назад +50

      America really is the place where economy goes to die, isn't it?

    • @anrecedinghairline6150
      @anrecedinghairline6150 9 часов назад +18

      Actually, I found this out on Top Gear, we in the UK had a similar scheme, to encourage people to buy new cars. If you scrapped your old car as part of the scheme, you could get £2000 towards the price of your new car. Though to be honest, given the UK used market is one of the cheapest out there, I don't think it was as detrimental as what you're talking about in America.

    • @ayaderg
      @ayaderg 8 часов назад +29

      @@masterkamen371 the only economy we have around here is stock market economy, and that's only for rich people

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 8 часов назад +1

      Germany has had that forever and yet they don’t have that issue.

    • @coval5694
      @coval5694 7 часов назад +6

      We do have a company in South Australia like that but instead of killing the engines and scrapping them, they just put it out in a yard where for $2 and your own tools you walk in and just take what you need from the car. Got a practically brand new headlight for my commodore for half price.

  • @jdubs78
    @jdubs78 7 часов назад +17

    I completely understand your frustration and pain. I’ve been putting up with this myself and my 2008 Mini Cooper. Every time I fix something to clear a code, it just pops another one. If I didn’t love the car so damn much, it would have been gone long ago.

    • @bfragged
      @bfragged 7 часов назад

      I had an old XF ford like that. I hated fixing it as something always broke immediately afterwards.

  • @dh1380
    @dh1380 9 часов назад +29

    German cars do be liking the hoses ngl. There are so many hoses on my 2009 Audi TTS i feel like im in a hose factory that makes hoses for cars that need lots of hoses

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 8 часов назад

      Oh damn, is it the first or second gen TT?

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 6 часов назад +1

      Must have been y2k cause my 1997 BMW M44 has like 5 hoses.

  • @Kitfox942
    @Kitfox942 3 часа назад +4

    I LOVE seeing "The Car" getting some genuine love! It's got crusty clear coat but it's in almost perfect condition!

  • @Narwhal001
    @Narwhal001 8 часов назад +23

    "I want a luxury car that's super comfy to drive, looks amazing, drives fast BUT is easy to maintain"
    mate you just gotta LS swap a 2000 corolla

    • @sirbaconbuster
      @sirbaconbuster 8 часов назад +2

      Genuinely have considered trying to LS swap my '05 Camry.
      Some day. Soooome day....

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 8 часов назад

      Why not just get an LS?

    • @Narwhal001
      @Narwhal001 6 часов назад

      @@JeanMarceaux need a luxury car to put it into

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 6 часов назад +1

      @@Narwhal001 the Lexus is not luxury enough?

    • @LiminalSpaceMan192
      @LiminalSpaceMan192 4 часа назад

      Looks amazing? My dude it's a corolla

  • @gunier.j.kintgenanimations
    @gunier.j.kintgenanimations 8 часов назад +16

    9:41
    We get a really clear shot of James face here, quite the handsome chap!

  • @Commanderraf
    @Commanderraf 9 часов назад +121

    "Euro cars are miserable garbage."
    My 1969 Volkswagen Type 1 begs to differ.

    • @snoik1376
      @snoik1376 8 часов назад +1

      Mine too lol

    • @Aaron-uf3sl
      @Aaron-uf3sl 8 часов назад +2

      My 72 super beetle also begs to differ

    • @lettuce7378
      @lettuce7378 8 часов назад +3

      They have been miserable garbage since about 1985

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 8 часов назад +4

      my 73 super beetle doesn't beg to differ.

    • @Lodethebig
      @Lodethebig 8 часов назад +1

      Same, have a 418k km volvo here, only expensive recent repair were the front axles and engine mounts. And now the engine mounts will be good for another 10 years

  • @communisttrash8590
    @communisttrash8590 8 часов назад +10

    for the oil filter drain if you get a pocket screwdriver and push up on the hole in the middle it should start letting out oil

  • @ToTheGAMES
    @ToTheGAMES 3 часа назад +5

    Wade: "No abuse at all, just _maybe_ a little from me!"
    You can leave that maybe out, Wade. 😂

  • @max6499
    @max6499 8 часов назад +14

    The problem with anti-seize on something with a torque spec (like spark plugs) is it changes the torque spec. Be very careful with this advice! (Source, Mechanical engineering course work)

  • @ShinnyMetal
    @ShinnyMetal 8 часов назад +13

    Yup! This is why when my father-in-law offered to sell me his bmw for cheap, I was like "naaaaah"
    I have more faith in the 40 year old MR2 I just bought than the 20 year old 650i

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 8 часов назад +1

      Good, because it's a 650i.
      I believe that means it has the N62 V8, which is gut-wrenchingly awful in terms of anything even slightly approaching reliability.

  • @BattOuttaHel
    @BattOuttaHel 8 часов назад +12

    9:15 that literally looks like a inventory item from tf2, its even from austrailia like if it came out of the mann co factory

    • @Melrieoi
      @Melrieoi 4 часа назад +2

      Probably cost as much as on the Mann co store too.

  • @BoxInThisLapVR46
    @BoxInThisLapVR46 9 часов назад +35

    Wade needs to experience a British Leyland car

    • @Tasteslikepetrol
      @Tasteslikepetrol 8 часов назад +3

      Did you miss the 1966 1100?

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 8 часов назад +2

      ​@@Tasteslikepetrolbut it belongs to James (he still hasn't figured out what to do with rust)

  • @Latoria
    @Latoria 8 часов назад +12

    Two VWs notorious for timing chain issues, you love to see it. James is gonna have fun replacing those

  • @DrKoneko
    @DrKoneko 2 часа назад +4

    Ah yes p0441. As someone who drives a car where the catalytic converter was replaced with a straight pipe somewhere along the way I know that code all too well. I love my Saab but man has it been through it.

  • @Kedut
    @Kedut 8 часов назад +6

    If the Tiguan is supercharged and turbocharged it's probably the 1.4 tsi engine wich has a terrible reputation here in Germany
    It was in the polo GTi of that gen. for a short time before they replaced it with the 1.8 cause they kept blowing up under warranty

  • @JeanMarceaux
    @JeanMarceaux 8 часов назад +9

    All of that talk about "hero cars" invokes memories of Top Gear, where James May got to drive his hero car, the Countach. He basically says word for word "never meet your heroes", and if you know, you know what opinion he was off it at the end.

  • @Mobile_Dom
    @Mobile_Dom 9 часов назад +66

    the car version of the computing "theres nothing more permanent than a temporary solution that works good enough" is the "there's nothing more expensive than a cheap at point of sale merc"

  • @jacobemerson8015
    @jacobemerson8015 3 часа назад +1

    My wife had an old TDI Beetle, bought it dirt cheap because it needed a radiator and the shifter assembly was broken so it was stuck in 3rd gear. Little did I know the whole front end had to come off to change the radiator, then the alternator went out, and sure enough the whole front end had to come off again, then she hit some road debris and busted the radiator again, so I had to pull it all back apart for a 3rd time, I was so happy when she finally sold that car 😅

  • @Dual_80
    @Dual_80 2 часа назад +3

    This video gives me an extra appreciation for our old American cars we have
    my 02' Chevy Tahoe has over 320k miles and that big idiot will start up beautifully with zero issue. Sure it being 20+ years old and enough miles to revolve the earth 12 times has its issues of fucked electrics, oil leaks, dead wiper fluid box, and a torn to hell interior but i love it damnit

  • @williamyoung3022
    @williamyoung3022 4 часа назад +3

    The car shown in that last promo video is a BMW E36, of which I own a 1996 model, almost identical to the one in the video. I love it so much, it is an endless pleasure to drive and because of its mechanical simplicity it is even a pleasure to do work on. Provided you don’t need to do work underneath, the lifting points on it are a nightmare. Unless all you need to do is replace a tyre, your only lifting options are ramps or a professional four point lift. And the jack it came with is godawful and very easy to wreck if you aren’t extremely careful, but it’s basically your only option because no realistically portable jack powerful enough to lift it’s immense weight will be able to fit under the lifting point. So you have to use the terrible jack it came with, but with each use it comes closer and closer to total failure.
    Still love that car to bits though. It’s currently got the 318TDS it started life with, but that engine is so underpowered that it was and still is very rare - just because no one wanted it. I intend to swap it out for the 325TDS, which is basically the same engine but with two more cylinders and a turbo.

    • @nathansstuff1547
      @nathansstuff1547 Час назад

      Wish I never got rid of mine. Was way more reliable that the Tiguan I have that's in this video. Only issue was the door cards were coming off

  • @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791
    @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791 9 часов назад +27

    Where tf is Tony? Are you hiding him from us?

    • @Aaron-uf3sl
      @Aaron-uf3sl 8 часов назад +3

      Hopefully he isn’t abusing Tony anymore, I’d love a Niki and it hurts to see him treating one like crap

    • @afinnishsnowman
      @afinnishsnowman 8 часов назад +1

      I think he mentioned Tony in a YT short that he drove it home one night and it wouldn’t start

    • @Windows2000Professional.s
      @Windows2000Professional.s 8 часов назад +3

      ​@@afinnishsnowman That was 2 years ago lol.

    • @enzoperruccio
      @enzoperruccio 7 часов назад +8

      He should really start doing fleet updates every once in a while, just so we can know in what condition everyone's in.

  • @hammerth1421
    @hammerth1421 8 часов назад +8

    An oil filter housing needs to have proper chemical resistance and falls into the "performance materials" category for the company making these (Continental?), so it probably won't break for a really long time. Meanwhile, the vac hoses essentially are "rubber, cheap".

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 6 часов назад +1

      Tell that to the 3.6 pentastar

  • @hammyjammies
    @hammyjammies 9 часов назад +9

    5:39 interesting to hear Wade's views on Irish independence on a car channel

  • @OOZ662
    @OOZ662 8 часов назад +6

    My coworker bought a modern VW Beetle off another who was moving to Japan. We made a big shebang about bringing my Jeep over and changing the oil in both of them so she could learn how. Since we wanted to _do it right_ there was only one oil meeting VW's certification specs anywhere nearby and hoo was it pricey. It had that same oil filter housing, which is why I'm remembering. Except in that case it was _directly_ under the front bumper, and less than a week later she smashed that oil filter housing off on a parking space curb, snapping the whole thing off the engine. Towed it back home and left it parked dead streetside (which I drove past twice a day) for a couple years before it quietly disappeared.

  • @krzysztof1193
    @krzysztof1193 8 часов назад +14

    You did not just call the mighty peugeot 206 with the legendary 1.1 liter 60hp engine garbage

    • @99domini99
      @99domini99 7 часов назад +2

      I have a 205 with that same engine.
      It is virtually indestructible.

    • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
      @WelcomeToDERPLAND 5 часов назад +1

      @@99domini99 whats it like getting on the fastlanes?

    • @existencialflute
      @existencialflute 5 часов назад

      these cars are infamous for being really unreliable here in brazil, is that a common thing or are brazilian peugouts just crummy

    • @99domini99
      @99domini99 5 часов назад +1

      @@WelcomeToDERPLAND Fine. It goes 160kmh/100mph if it needs to.
      It weighs nothing, so even with no power it’s still fast enough to keep up with traffic just fine. I don’t even have to floor it.

    • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
      @WelcomeToDERPLAND 5 часов назад

      @@99domini99 Good to hear- my 5000LBS+ hunk of metal from the 70's may have double or more the power but its killing my pocket for gas to do it lmao

  • @budgerigarer
    @budgerigarer 6 часов назад +2

    10:21 those are for blind people, so they can feel with a cane/walking stick where the crosswalk starts and/or road ends.

  • @its_loosha
    @its_loosha 8 часов назад +20

    Welcome to my VW nerd corner!
    An old over-engineered OEM luxury sleeper car? I didn’t know he got a 2006 Volkswagen Phaeton W12.
    You’re right, that’s a Mk5 Golf. However the Golf wasn’t the first hatchback, you’re thinking of how the Mk1 Golf GTI was the first hot hatch and paved the way for all hot hatches in the future. Speaking of which, here’s the Mk5 Golf lineup from worst to best: Golf < GTI < R32, AKA hatchback < hot hatch < sports car.
    7:19 Please tell me it’s a Mk2!! My daily driver is a 1986 Golf GTI Mk2 and I would love to see you work on one of those!

  • @Windows2000Professional.s
    @Windows2000Professional.s 8 часов назад +3

    Golfs always will get a _Check Engine Light_ at some point. *_Always._* Mate, the Corolla got loose engine mounts, but it's still running? That's the strength of the _Corolla._

  • @calebmenker988
    @calebmenker988 8 часов назад +5

    20:44 you just reminded me that my car has bad boots and I need to do something about that one of these days

  • @Dragacane
    @Dragacane 4 часа назад +4

    People say Germans have no humour, I disagree. They have it all in the expense of whoever doing maintenance on german engineering.

  • @cathat9622
    @cathat9622 9 часов назад +116

    CLEARLY this man has not driven a 1.9TDI Passat.

    • @BlueRoseShilloh
      @BlueRoseShilloh 8 часов назад +13

      1.9 tdi supremasy

    • @Lauen
      @Lauen 8 часов назад +12

      the ONLY VW product I will consider owning these days and it's only in older cars. modern cars are such garbage

    • @cathat9622
      @cathat9622 7 часов назад +6

      @@Lauen The 170hp Common Rail Diesels in the B6 Passat are solid after 07 too, but the build quality of the B5.5 Passat was amazing for the value, the Piech era was amazing. 1.8T isn't half bad either, especially the Audi ones.

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 7 часов назад +1

      Mine has a dead turbo and a cooked ECU and it still runs.

    • @masterkamen371
      @masterkamen371 6 часов назад

      1.9 TDI Audi is peak car. None of the Volkswagen interior rubbish with all of the legendary VW mechanicals. I do not plan on ever getting a new car.

  • @anusername8350
    @anusername8350 7 часов назад +2

    As a VW guy, I’m so glad you’re bringing attention to the absolute hell that is VW maintenance and repair.

    • @seb_1504
      @seb_1504 3 часа назад +1

      Eh it's not awful but not the worst either best is the diesel ones

  • @cozmolikeytrainz
    @cozmolikeytrainz 5 часов назад +3

    2:53 take a shot every time he says gearbox

  • @tomclanys
    @tomclanys 5 часов назад +1

    15:45 Ahh, I hear supercharger/turbo combo, I think of the explody piston melty 1.4 TSI Also, the golf you have with its FSI isn't a "basic" engine, that one would be the MPI engines or the TDI :D It's also funny that my 1.9 TDI from 2000 had the exact same split in the brake vacuum hose.

  • @Walter.Hartwell.white99.1
    @Walter.Hartwell.white99.1 9 часов назад +51

    The goober will take that insult personally

    • @TheMelonbros123
      @TheMelonbros123 9 часов назад

      oh dear

    • @grey7685
      @grey7685 6 часов назад +1

      This reads like a prophetic warning from an ancient oracle

  • @RMillerism
    @RMillerism 3 часа назад +1

    Preaching to the converted here. I have a 2008 Touareg. In that time I have had to replace the manifolds (plastic would you believe), the forward drive shaft, the turbo ($7000 effing dollars!) the particulate filter the front brakes etc. I had to drive to Adelaide from the Yorke Peninsula on limp home mode so many times. But it's such a lovely vehicle to drive when it's all working.

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks 2 часа назад

      Did you have it from new? Curious because I wonder if the turbo died because the previous owner didn't know how to take care of it like being light on a throttle until the car warms up

  • @Dyl_Cant
    @Dyl_Cant 8 часов назад +4

    I'm still very happy with my old Volvo 240. lives up to the indestructible name but also easy still to work on whenever some wear and tear item gives up, with parts being easily available.
    Compare that to the pain of sourcing parts for my '84 Celica Supra where almost everything has had to come state side (to europe) with *some* parts still available via my local dealer.

    • @norwegiannationalist7678
      @norwegiannationalist7678 8 часов назад +3

      I own a 1982 Mercedes W123 which some could say is the Volvo 240s brother from another mother. As with the 240 parts are cheap and most of them are still made new and if not easy to find, the engines in the W123 are indestructible (especially the diesels) and the whole car screams of quality and reliability.
      For me the choice stood between a Volvo 240 series or 140 series but sadly most of them have been destroyed by teens here in Norway (Lowering them and putting horrible rims on and what not) so original ones are hard to find and expensive

  • @greyskiesrainfallandpeace3006
    @greyskiesrainfallandpeace3006 4 часа назад +1

    correction: BMW and Merceedes are miserable rubbish, get yourself a VW and your worst nightmares are chains and VVT maintenance every 150,000km. the issue with your golf is just a "split hose" probably EVAP. My stock R36 passat smoked a 2006 "custom" turbo falcon, with a LOUD turbo consistently hahaha

  • @CaseyO923
    @CaseyO923 8 часов назад +5

    two VWs have hose problems. if i knew anything about cars i would notice a pattern

  • @obsidiangrimoire
    @obsidiangrimoire 3 часа назад +1

    Shop I used to work at used a gatorade bottle with the bottom cut off as a funnel for the oil in eurocars, as well as toyotas, because it could screw into most of them. Might be worth keeping one around

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks 2 часа назад

      That's an awesome idea!!! And reusing parts too

  • @cloudy4872
    @cloudy4872 9 часов назад +13

    Yay more problems with the land yacht!

  • @Proximax9
    @Proximax9 6 часов назад +2

    18:35 "I want to keep that oil in there cause it's funny" lmao, that cracked me up so bad

  • @Trane434_mx
    @Trane434_mx 8 часов назад +4

    VW Golf, my beloved. Not once have I ever not suffered servicing my MK7, that MK5 is a looker!

    • @drewzero1
      @drewzero1 3 часа назад +1

      My mk6 sportwagen has me convinced that VW really _really_ hates mechanics. They love their triple squares and putting them in spaces where you can't fit normal tools into.

  • @mikahjohnson
    @mikahjohnson Час назад +1

    0:58 that stinking TESLA with the LEGENDS!!!!!

  • @legomaniac601
    @legomaniac601 8 часов назад +3

    Can confirm old Nissan/Datsun are tanks. We have had 5 over the years. The first 2 where 70’s but was owned in the 80’s do Datsun one sedan and Pickup, The sedan got rolled and kept trucking along and got sold to buy a sewing machine again in the 80’s (said sewing machine is still running fine) then we had a 05 Maxima was a great car that VQ with the auto such a solid car, got sold to a family member who needed a car. Then we got our 12 Armada which has been a really reliable truck and that V8 is brutte it towed a 8k lbs trailer over a mountain. Then there my 93 Pathfinder, I haven’t given that poor truck any love and it’s been stolen twice and has a home light switch for the power motor and needs about 2k usd for maintenance.

  • @Pixelated_Chicken
    @Pixelated_Chicken 3 часа назад +2

    First time me seeing James's face.

  • @1996ToyotaCorolla
    @1996ToyotaCorolla 9 часов назад +21

    This is exactly why you should invest in a 1996 Toyota Corolla

    • @seendabeen1740
      @seendabeen1740 8 часов назад +3

      He has a 98 rolla

    • @MarioKartSuperCircuit
      @MarioKartSuperCircuit 8 часов назад +1

      i would bet money that the engine would still sound almost or close to brand new

  • @ThePuffin77
    @ThePuffin77 2 часа назад +1

    I'll have you know that us Californians have clean cars too

  • @erroristic
    @erroristic 9 часов назад +63

    Nah mate, euro cars are not miserable garbage. "Luxury" cars are. They're not made to last, they're made for the first owner, not the pleb that will buy it second hand. Everything holds on with spit, hopes and dreams. Euro shitboxes are class above that. Reliable, cheap to run, no stress to drive.

    • @Ozuhananas
      @Ozuhananas 8 часов назад +12

      Millions of 20+ years old 206, Clio, Golf and many more still running agree with that

    • @bradleylauterbach7920
      @bradleylauterbach7920 7 часов назад +4

      @@Ozuhananas cheap golfs are great. In the states, you are lucky to get a honda civic for under 6 grand that runs and isn't salvage. Golfs are 2-4k all day long.

    • @VxW0lf
      @VxW0lf 7 часов назад

      The luxury... Tiguan?

    • @_Juke_
      @_Juke_ 7 часов назад +6

      ​@@VxW0lfit's an city offroad car aka useless and an useless car is an luxury item.

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 6 часов назад +3

      ​@@bradleylauterbach7920I just bought a BMW Z3 in America for $4000. Why would you drive a sad regular traffic golf for more money?

  • @chevycoupev1052
    @chevycoupev1052 2 часа назад +1

    "High tech" is a weird way of saying "Making you go broke as soon as something goes bad"

  • @saiandtag
    @saiandtag 9 часов назад +5

    Tony's a special euro car.

  • @redxzander9125
    @redxzander9125 2 часа назад +1

    I don’t need anti-seize for my spark plugs. My spark plug holes are filled with oil to keep it lubricated 24/7

  • @greenbean7853
    @greenbean7853 8 часов назад +3

    7:04 feet finder drop when Mr Garbage

  • @lordhickory3322
    @lordhickory3322 43 минуты назад +1

    5:33 Omg that is actually my car! (or at least the same series Golf). Mine is a 2004 Golf V, which I got from my grandma to use now that I freshly made my drivers license, and your's looks damn similar. Makes me so happy to see!(Mine also has the yellow engine light on xD )

  • @margrietwubs3028
    @margrietwubs3028 8 часов назад +3

    2:06 It’s the beloved Australian oil cap install.

  • @HioshimaFried
    @HioshimaFried 2 часа назад +1

    As someone who had a '96 Corolla (her rustmarks got her the name Corolla DeVille), I could smell the dashboard @17:55

  • @ConWolfDoubleO7
    @ConWolfDoubleO7 8 часов назад +4

    Welcome to the 15+ year old VW nightmare club. I've got a 2008 V8 Touareg and it rivals most modern cars with all its features, but the motor is done for after 222,000 miles (357,274 km). I'm so reluctant to give up on the boy, but it needs a good 8-10k dumped on it to get it running again.

    • @thenoddistsdisciple
      @thenoddistsdisciple 8 часов назад

      heh, got the porsche version of your vehicle, the 2nd generation one. lucked out and got one with low miles. i'm just enjoying her while i can. the touareg is just an underrated vehicle.

    • @ConWolfDoubleO7
      @ConWolfDoubleO7 7 часов назад

      @thenoddistsdisciple Do any off roading with that Porsche? That's why I got mine and it's such a blast. They're solid for a long time if you take care of it. Mine was abused by at least 5 previous owners and still made it double most modern cars.

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike 7 часов назад

      Convert it to electric. My wife did with her BMW E36 after the third engine blew up. The conversion was around ~12k€ made by a small company. In our garage is the only reliable BMW in the known universe, maybe we should make an exhibition and charge money so people can look at it.

  • @andrewcoppola3306
    @andrewcoppola3306 2 часа назад +1

    I just sold my 2014 CLS. I loved that car so much. Such a smooth ride. Just eats road.

  • @Felecc
    @Felecc 9 часов назад +4

    9:38 JAMES! :D

  • @omelliousexeliousyt3042
    @omelliousexeliousyt3042 2 часа назад +1

    I miss the old renault 10 you saved i imagine it is a nightmare to find parts for the Frankenstein engine

  • @dan.94.
    @dan.94. 9 часов назад +10

    First, an LTT and MCM collab drops, then I receive a Garbage Time notification while watching it. It’s a car video sort of Friday.

  • @matteusfredriksen2652
    @matteusfredriksen2652 2 часа назад +1

    As an E63 n62 owner it feels good knowing im not alone

  • @TheBrainSpecialist
    @TheBrainSpecialist 9 часов назад +11

    And people wonder how Lexus got so big so fast

  • @RedRyan1
    @RedRyan1 3 часа назад +1

    As someone who owns a 2012 Jetta SE… it was painful to see you just unscrew the oil filter.

  • @Jeagles
    @Jeagles 9 часов назад +33

    “Euro cars set the standard for style, performance and luxury”
    Someone forgot that Britain is part of Europe lol

    • @Clyde-3195
      @Clyde-3195 9 часов назад +2

      Loved my Rover 25, looked decent and had absolutely amazing performance for how small the engine was.

    • @frigusoris
      @frigusoris 9 часов назад +4

      Brexit

    • @rapu4
      @rapu4 8 часов назад +8

      ​@@frigusorisit's not like the island floated away, it's still a part of Europe

    • @matthewl5434
      @matthewl5434 8 часов назад +1

      British cars got at least two of those sometimes

    • @1882osr
      @1882osr 8 часов назад

      The e type alone can almost rescue the whole nation, but not quite

  • @NEEDbacon
    @NEEDbacon Час назад +2

    13:30 See, I personally hate German stuff. Because while this is a nice life detail, it's got at least 12 things that will make you curse it's name.

  • @Havel210
    @Havel210 9 часов назад +7

    How dare youtube hide this from me for 1 minute.

  • @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287
    @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287 4 часа назад +1

    For the love of all that is good, we him to find and work on a Reliant Regal Supervan, also known as the 3 wheeled car from Mr Bean!!
    You think Tony is a nugget?! Oh contrare my Tim-Tam scarfing Aussie!

  • @l__l2328
    @l__l2328 9 часов назад +4

    Eurotrash or just a cheap Merc?

    • @losientoo
      @losientoo 9 часов назад +2

      Or both

    • @vladislave7826
      @vladislave7826 9 часов назад +2

      Cheap beater merc. Everything is crap if you neglect it.

    • @masterkamen371
      @masterkamen371 7 часов назад

      ​@@vladislave7826But eventually parts will break. At 20 years old, anything plastic and rubber will begin to break. There is no way around it, unless you keep the parts in a vacuum and at a constant 20°C.

    • @seb_1504
      @seb_1504 3 часа назад

      ​@@masterkamen371yeah it's a luxury car meant for rich people to play with for 3-5 years

  • @lax9586
    @lax9586 7 часов назад +1

    Wade is spitting facts about cars being terrible. I grew up partially in the country and not having a car in TX was the worse. I didnt get my own car until I was about 22 and it was used. I spent just as much money on that car fixing it as much as I paid for it just for it to be sold for scrap when it stopped working.

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 8 часов назад +6

    As an American I've been sent actual threats because I voice my opinions on the unreliability and high maintenance costs of German cars, it's vindicating to know it's not just us Americans that have to suffer from their poor quality

  • @Gansekommando
    @Gansekommando 2 часа назад +1

    My 2000 BMW 540i resonates with this video lmao.