I replaced my oil with Eggnog. (Xmas Special)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @eggysauce
    @eggysauce 15 часов назад +3511

    ITS A NOGGET

  • @Nossody
    @Nossody 15 часов назад +3742

    Hi, is this still available?

    • @thomasawl
      @thomasawl 14 часов назад +222

      Nah this is far too good for marketplace. I’ve seen much worse on there.

    • @Psykomancer
      @Psykomancer 14 часов назад +5

      @thomasawl I have, honest to god, seen a car ad that had the line "was submerged in clean water". The fucker still had the gall to ask for 80% of the brand new price.

    • @Windows2000Professional.s
      @Windows2000Professional.s 14 часов назад +18

      ​@thomasawl Oh God...

    • @alteito
      @alteito 14 часов назад +16

      @thomasawl On god.

    • @UserAccount-ThisOne
      @UserAccount-ThisOne 13 часов назад +38

      i mean, it is technically still """""functional"""""... so its not qualified for marketplace

  • @guzxam
    @guzxam 14 часов назад +2351

    the car screaming "STOP" is brutal. like its begging for its life

  • @yordandoykov3181
    @yordandoykov3181 8 часов назад +911

    Wade: euro cars are miserable garbage
    also Wade: performs the equivalent of several warcrimes on a euro nugg and still struggles with killing it.

    • @paulbaker9879
      @paulbaker9879 7 часов назад +37

      Also I have a european car from 2020 and the spark plugs are right there waiting to be pulled out. Wade's still understandably upset about his Mercedes purchase.

    • @Niinkai
      @Niinkai 7 часов назад +13

      It seems even in Australia european refers to central or "continental" Europe. There's plenty of engine bay room in Saabs and Volvos

    • @gentle285
      @gentle285 6 часов назад +16

      @@Niinkai Right? German cars are miserable garbage these days, especially VW Group who wants to close 3 factories because of financial troubles. One can not simply produce garbage forever... But french cars are not any better, especially their tiny 3 cylinder turbo engines. Combined with a hybrid system and similar nonsense... My next car will be some Japanese, either a hybrid Toyota or a very simple gasoline engine like in Mazdas. EU car manufacturing completely lost the plot I think.

    • @Niinkai
      @Niinkai 6 часов назад +11

      @@gentle285 most cars are fine as long as they're professionally maintained. People don't try to fix their watches themselves, their expensive leather boots themselves or their instruments themselves, but try to cheap out on their cars and houses.
      For me, maintenance costs are a necessary part of owning a car in the first place, especially since I live in a place with regular safety and emissions inspections.

    • @blackcatthegreat182
      @blackcatthegreat182 5 часов назад +6

      ​@@Niinkai A car is a bit more important and larger in multiple ways than a watch. It should be maintainable and repairable by anyone who can read, has tools and can get parts.
      A watch is a fiddly little time piece that doesn't have any reason to need to be opened up unless something happens to it, a car will have something go wrong with standard use.
      Outside of a few times where a timely fix was needed quick, i've had many cars last many years with minimal 'professional' maintenance.

  • @eliasperez4957
    @eliasperez4957 9 часов назад +284

    That poor VW was “nog nog knocking on heavens door”

  • @cuzthatshoweyroll
    @cuzthatshoweyroll 14 часов назад +1531

    Wade complaining about euro engines while the euro engine refuses to die with the eggnog engine oil.

    • @korneliusfrik9545
      @korneliusfrik9545 13 часов назад +49

      Peak.

    • @Heidegaff
      @Heidegaff 13 часов назад +247

      An out of knock 2000s VW engine with God knows how many thousands of km behind it, running on pilk and eggnog for longer than most American cars can run on coolant and oil.

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 12 часов назад +40

      @@Heidegaff Stellantis doesn’t represent us

    • @quayzar1
      @quayzar1 12 часов назад +14

      @@Heidegaff It only has 131,145 km.

    • @Perc1000
      @Perc1000 12 часов назад +27

      ​@@quayzar1it SAYS 131k

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 13 часов назад +789

    can't believe you'd waste this extremely common and unremarkable VW engine with this amazing and unique experiment instead of letting it rust and rot while parked somewhere.

    • @Low760
      @Low760 7 часов назад +6

      They don't rust in Australia.

    • @wellzy9819
      @wellzy9819 6 часов назад +3

      And it also has an auto. Wich make's it the bottom of the barrel

    • @co.1157
      @co.1157 6 часов назад +10

      ​@@Low760his other videos prove that untrue, Australia is surrounded by salt water.

    • @somerandomcapybara
      @somerandomcapybara 5 часов назад +1

      "extremely common and unremarkable VW engine"
      Dude I've never even seen that gen golf (or any Volkswagen other than the beetle, type 2, and type 181/182 for that matter) what do you mean

    • @bernardoramos7842
      @bernardoramos7842 5 часов назад +2

      @@somerandomcapybara Where do you live? I see these every single day.

  • @TheMajinHermit
    @TheMajinHermit 15 часов назад +3109

    Coming up: I sacrificed James and replaced my coolant with his blood (Halloween Special)

    • @JessicaFEREM
      @JessicaFEREM 15 часов назад +78

      or pumpkin spice latte

    • @vincentguttmann2231
      @vincentguttmann2231 15 часов назад +77

      You know, you can get pigs blood at the butcher...

    • @Celciusc
      @Celciusc 14 часов назад +18

      tbh that is a very functional way to hide a body (human juice)

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 14 часов назад +5

      self repairing engine?

    • @crazymcgee3604
      @crazymcgee3604 14 часов назад +27

      How very Warhammer 40K of you to appease the machine spirit with the sacrifice of a Mechanius adept.

  • @somitomi
    @somitomi 7 часов назад +61

    Wade: no tears for this VW, it's got some transmission issues, it's bound for the wreckers
    also Wade: *rescues ancient Renault from the wreckers
    also Wade: *full engine rebuild for the free Daihatsu
    Rest in Pieces, Golf engine

    • @purplehaze5607
      @purplehaze5607 30 минут назад +2

      Like, yea you’re not wrong but those are unique and quirky, whereas this is a low spec early 2000s turd burger. I know I’d definitely feel inclined to give the other cars time and effort but this?? Eh, it’s just another nug

  • @TheGr4mps
    @TheGr4mps 9 часов назад +67

    honestly would love to see if you could take it to a VW dealer for a service and see what they say after discovering this mess

    • @pearelectronics3083
      @pearelectronics3083 6 часов назад

      @@TheGr4mps my parents have owned VWs for a long time and based on their experiences with dealers I would assume they would charge more than the cars worth to just figure out what’s wrong just to tell you it’s fucked

  • @ongxuwei
    @ongxuwei 13 часов назад +988

    The volkswagen going from STOP MOTOR to just STOP 😂

    • @brettneale
      @brettneale 10 часов назад +67

      PLEASE STOP

    • @fredygump5578
      @fredygump5578 9 часов назад +27

      It's like when when you go so far in a game that the game breaks...because nobody expected anyone to get that far.

    • @PuzzleVizion_TV
      @PuzzleVizion_TV 8 часов назад

      Stupid video with a good engine!

    • @techsynthyt
      @techsynthyt 7 часов назад +2

      It’s crying out for help

    • @fredygump5578
      @fredygump5578 7 часов назад +4

      @techsynthyt VWs complain more than this when the windshield washer fluid is below half full!

  • @Vanny_Dorito
    @Vanny_Dorito 12 часов назад +583

    The visual of the tachometer struggling to get to 3000 rpm while the display says STOP is art.

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 8 часов назад +20

      It's like when you're about to do something as a kid and your parents are screaming stop

    • @Vanny_Dorito
      @Vanny_Dorito 5 часов назад +4

      @@garystinten9339 it's just wonderful

  • @lunasilly
    @lunasilly 12 часов назад +489

    the golf is CRYING to be put down, absolutely SOBBING. most cars can't complain on their screens but this one is BEGGING to rest and instead you flat foot and she'll be right

  • @kmemz
    @kmemz 9 часов назад +89

    After the autopsy, if it's unrecoverable, the entire engine bay and dashboard should be gutted to make it an experiment car, if you don't do this I'll be so upset.
    I can imagine the Golf running a junkyard pull of the same engine and transmission Tony has, mounted on tie straps and adapted to the orivinal CV axles with JB Weld, and I want to see it become real so badly.

    • @ezmatt
      @ezmatt 3 часа назад +2

      lmao that would be so funny, fucking jb weld driveshaft bro

    • @MazeFrame
      @MazeFrame 3 часа назад +2

      Sounds like Robot Cantina Australia-Edition.

    • @deigima
      @deigima Час назад +1

      A niki drivetrain would not be so easy to come by, they are very rare cars.
      A dirtbike engine would fit a similar purpose

    • @kmemz
      @kmemz Час назад

      @@deigima I said it for imaginative reference not for "do exactly this"

  • @sddragon28
    @sddragon28 8 часов назад +47

    Seeing Tony in a garbage time video, is like seeing Ruby in a cleetus mcfarland video. Rare these day, but definitely appreciated. 😂

  • @MoikeIsJesus420
    @MoikeIsJesus420 15 часов назад +1979

    Dankman cannot be stopped. He will eventually put every liquid in his engine.

    • @martintotev4508
      @martintotev4508 15 часов назад +121

      cant wait for the day he tries every single liquid and the only one remaining is actual engine oil

    • @speedwaynutt
      @speedwaynutt 15 часов назад +51

      Not every Liquid he clearly won't put Car Engine Oil in it.

    • @Windows2000Professional.s
      @Windows2000Professional.s 15 часов назад +8

      Yeah! Provided it's a Goober™. And a dead one...

    • @MoikeIsJesus420
      @MoikeIsJesus420 15 часов назад +4

      ​@@speedwaynuttengine oil is a liquid. BUTT it isnt a drinkable liquid.

    • @francistaylor1822
      @francistaylor1822 15 часов назад

      next: Urine

  • @gamemeister27
    @gamemeister27 14 часов назад +1365

    Ok Wade, we at least need the autopsy follow up sooner rather than later. Don't bother fixing it or anything, just have James look at the carnage in detail

    • @jasonpacker9607
      @jasonpacker9607 12 часов назад +75

      Yes this. I want to know what killed it at last and honestly why it kept having those brief flirtations with sounding perfect again.

    • @Windows2000Professional.s
      @Windows2000Professional.s 12 часов назад +16

      ​@@jasonpacker9607 I am suspecting connecting rod failure.

    • @jasonpacker9607
      @jasonpacker9607 12 часов назад +8

      @Windows2000Professional.s i was hoping they'd remove the shroud so we could see if it threw a rod through the wall of the engine. I did that on my 75 Plymouth Valiant when I was a boy and found the inch on a side triangular piece of metal in the engine bay.

    • @camboi6103
      @camboi6103 12 часов назад +12

      @Windows2000Professional.s im suspecting bad oil:cheese ratios

    • @AdmiralDG
      @AdmiralDG 11 часов назад +3

      ​@@jasonpacker9607 I did it in a 1998 Accord, found the piece of my block at the end of a trail of all the oil it dumped...

  • @ZeroForce96
    @ZeroForce96 13 часов назад +358

    this channel is slowly evolving into automotive howtobasic

    • @FrankTimms-cs5hl
      @FrankTimms-cs5hl 12 часов назад +12

      I have a feeling Wade is a subscriber of Neutral Drop 🤔

    • @PuzzleVizion_TV
      @PuzzleVizion_TV 8 часов назад +8

      slowly evolvig into worse. destroying vehicles

    • @clementpruvost8670
      @clementpruvost8670 7 часов назад +4

      *egg throwing intensifies*

    • @padorukurumi6572
      @padorukurumi6572 6 часов назад +6

      ​@@PuzzleVizion_TV And we're all here for it

    • @yourlocalidiot69420
      @yourlocalidiot69420 4 часа назад +3

      Wade should put straight egg into a car now

  • @bluemooneatlions
    @bluemooneatlions 9 часов назад +27

    Kinda wild how the most spectacular death of engine is still them trying to do the right thing for the donkey van.

  • @fishycarrots5968
    @fishycarrots5968 12 часов назад +25

    I think I'm taking the wrong lesson from this series, cause what I'm learning is that you can put any ol gob in whatever engine hole you want

  • @joshande
    @joshande 15 часов назад +1304

    Abuse Evolution:
    -Tony
    -Goober
    -Unnamed VW Golf

    • @Windows2000Professional.s
      @Windows2000Professional.s 15 часов назад +79

      The Golf shall be named as the Golfber. One: because of it being the new Goober.
      Two: because Golf + Goober = Golfber.

    • @windowstips1430
      @windowstips1430 15 часов назад

      Name sucks ass ​@Windows2000Professional.s

    • @ToTheGAMES
      @ToTheGAMES 14 часов назад +50

      THE NOGGET

    • @blasttyrant3228
      @blasttyrant3228 14 часов назад +12

      Im glad Tony never had to see this

    • @Windows2000Professional.s
      @Windows2000Professional.s 14 часов назад

      ​@@blasttyrant3228 Same... The abuse was another level with the Golfber™.

  • @Mr4Fawkes
    @Mr4Fawkes 14 часов назад +626

    07:04 "It's steam" - F R O M - T H E - S T E A M E D - N O G S - W E ' R E - H A V I N G ! -

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 12 часов назад +63

      "It's an Adelaide expression"

    • @Dasyati
      @Dasyati 11 часов назад +2

      doooooh no, i said steamed NUGS, that's what i call it when i kill another nugget

    • @MsTokyoBlue
      @MsTokyoBlue 10 часов назад +40

      You know, this egg nog is remarkably similar to the cappuccino they have at McDonald's....

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 10 часов назад +32

      @@MsTokyoBlue Ohohoho no! Patented Nug Nog! Oooold family recipe.

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor 9 часов назад +16

      @@supersmilyface1 ...for egg nog.

  • @NeverJhonsen
    @NeverJhonsen 14 часов назад +630

    Reminder: the oil is eggnog

    • @whollymindless
      @whollymindless 14 часов назад +7

      New merch. An ugly Christmas sweater...

    • @jvn.k
      @jvn.k 13 часов назад +2

      Good to know

    • @Mario_bland
      @Mario_bland 13 часов назад +3

      But is the coolant still pilk?

    • @TheJVCguy
      @TheJVCguy 12 часов назад +18

      Reminder: The oil is Eggnog(+metal shavings)

    • @ebnertra0004
      @ebnertra0004 5 часов назад

      Reminder: the oil is still eggnog

  • @Elena-c5c
    @Elena-c5c 8 часов назад +23

    "There's smoke out the bonnet" No that's just steam, steam from the wonderful steamed eggnog we're having!

  • @tobiasdierks
    @tobiasdierks 8 часов назад +17

    as a german engineering student this car fills me with national pride.

  • @lowpolylobotomy
    @lowpolylobotomy 14 часов назад +330

    the car beeping in agony and flashing STOP during the 0-60 runs was a horrifying experience . 10/10

  • @Pikez98
    @Pikez98 14 часов назад +405

    Am i the only one who laughed at the EPC light? "EeeeeePC" will always haunt Wade to the end of his life.

    • @dimazkamaz
      @dimazkamaz 12 часов назад +7

      I was looking for this comment

    • @nathansstuff1547
      @nathansstuff1547 9 часов назад +6

      Get to see that glorious EPC limp mode light every time I turn on my VW

  • @PHAZER99
    @PHAZER99 13 часов назад +336

    The irony of Wade complaining that Euro cars dont last long when this one lasted over 24 hours on Eggnog and Pilk is amazing

    • @ajlitt001
      @ajlitt001 9 часов назад +23

      24 Hours of Lemons but it's NogW30.

    • @famousbastard5344
      @famousbastard5344 8 часов назад

      a 131k shitbox

    • @tobiasdierks
      @tobiasdierks 8 часов назад

      it just needs a bit more nog and it'll keep going all the way to paris.

  • @brycedavenport4810
    @brycedavenport4810 5 часов назад +7

    I'm not even really a car guy, and yet I could watch Wade and James do stupid stuff like this all day every day

  • @Lucmatins
    @Lucmatins 11 часов назад +10

    I'm very impressed it didn't trow a rod and made a new inspection port in the middle of the high rpm runs.

  • @jamesisadude9187
    @jamesisadude9187 15 часов назад +809

    Garbage Time really give you that "Ferb what are we going to do today?" Feeling.

  • @mayxdrew4lifefosho
    @mayxdrew4lifefosho 12 часов назад +252

    Ahhhh memories, I had an '04 Passat and it would give that same "STOP" and scream every time it sprung a coolant leak (which was around 2-3 times a year), lovingly dubbed the Pissmaster

    • @PneumaticFrog
      @PneumaticFrog 4 часа назад +3

      Seems more like either old rubber failing or you just have a shit mechanic, usually when you fix the leak it shouldn't leak from the same spot again

  • @litlsnek
    @litlsnek 13 часов назад +453

    I work as a tech at a vw dealership and I had NO IDEA about that STOP message 😂

    • @nathanialbrown1996
      @nathanialbrown1996 11 часов назад +93

      It clearly only triggers when you have Nog in the engine and car is begging for its life.

    • @zenniththefolf4888
      @zenniththefolf4888 11 часов назад +53

      Probably don't see it because there aren't a lot of people filling their cars with eggnog I guess lol.

    • @elliot9634
      @elliot9634 10 часов назад

      you'll certainly be prepared for a nog diagnosis

    • @SilverDragonJay
      @SilverDragonJay 10 часов назад +22

      So in a way, this is an educational experience.

    • @LukiRudaka
      @LukiRudaka 9 часов назад +26

      Mate, I've seen that message on VOLVO trucks.. except that was caused by not one, not two, not even three, but ten, and probably more, electrical problems.

  • @Link_Bird
    @Link_Bird 5 часов назад +4

    The absolute refusal to wipe the eggnog off the engine cover is one of many things that makes this channel special.

  • @LemonFurrytheT-72B3
    @LemonFurrytheT-72B3 10 часов назад +13

    You guys should take it apart and see the carnage the nog caused

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan 15 часов назад +936

    The engine's gonna be eggnocking

  • @HunterQuinnPK
    @HunterQuinnPK 13 часов назад +135

    I yearn for the day that they go to a mechanic with one of the victims of the various liquids just to see the reaction

  • @g4mmalotus937
    @g4mmalotus937 14 часов назад +235

    The ominous "STOP" at 22:06 while it begs to die is hilarious

  • @Brunosky_Inc
    @Brunosky_Inc 9 часов назад +21

    This has to be one of your best videos ever! Not only we have the absolute *chaos* of using eggnog as oil in a car already running on pilk coolant, but we also got the eggnog foaming and lumping and boiling all over, the car getting a better drag time with pure eggnog after being slower than Tony with gravy oil, the engine barely idling at flat out yet *still* running, and *multiple resurrections* before the engine finally died for good. Top notch!
    Wonder what would any non James mechanic say if you took this poor sucker to them and just went "I was just driving it and then the engine got effed for some reason idk" lmao

  • @matmatician7
    @matmatician7 11 часов назад +6

    "Its like a tradie cappucino"
    "Get a bogan cheesecloth"
    "Prosepcting for alloys"
    Holy shit man, I am deceased 😂

  • @thequillster
    @thequillster 14 часов назад +350

    The multitude of warning messages and symbols really emphasise just how much this car is screaming for you to stop

    • @quorpalorp
      @quorpalorp 14 часов назад +31

      it's almost as if the car doesn't like having eggnog for oil

    • @Mario_bland
      @Mario_bland 14 часов назад +43

      I never knew that the display can just say STOP. And I pray I'll never find out on my own lol

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 14 часов назад +14

      It's a Volkswagen. Contrary to popular believe they are not the pinnacle of reliability and start screaming when you so much as look at them the wrong way.
      Volkswagen? Reliable? Been a load of horses**t ever since the turn of the century

    • @Mr._Mythical
      @Mr._Mythical 14 часов назад +12

      Not even the specific messages, just a "STOP!" is great.

    • @zjanez2868
      @zjanez2868 13 часов назад

      ​​@@OnionChoppingNinjathey are mostly reliable(not quite Toyota or Honda, but pretty average on the various reliability ratings)
      When properly maintained
      Not when you pour random fluids into the engine

  • @notyourtipicaltechguy6438
    @notyourtipicaltechguy6438 14 часов назад +201

    I like to imagine that every time the bearings have more clearance, it automatically generates new bearing material of cheese

  • @MudakTheMultiplier
    @MudakTheMultiplier 14 часов назад +152

    Ahhh nah, the problem is you haven't been rotating your fluids mate. You need to put the coolant into the oil and the oil into the coolant every so often.

  • @Not_knastl
    @Not_knastl 9 часов назад +17

    This is VW for you. Building engines that won't die easy my car has a 2009 2l TDI in it and has now 700k on it

    • @BrapBrapDorito
      @BrapBrapDorito 2 часа назад

      VW engines are masochists, they only die if you treat them well. I babied my 3.0L BGN and it died at just over 120k 😭

    • @sweis12
      @sweis12 2 часа назад +1

      Well as an American I can say the German made ALH is one of the best engines ever . A simple tune and injector swap made it 47mpg average and it made almost double the stock horsepower. I love that engine and it sounds so amazing .

  • @diamondjebgold9906
    @diamondjebgold9906 9 часов назад +4

    That car will always have a true Christmas spirit flowing inside! Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

  • @gamemeister27
    @gamemeister27 14 часов назад +328

    10:43 Writing TDi on there has me wheezing, holy shit.

    • @burntalive
      @burntalive 13 часов назад +2

      TNI turbocharged nog injected

    • @CrankstaWho
      @CrankstaWho 13 часов назад +40

      Own a TDI, can confirm it sounds like that even at it's best. (Still love the thing though.)

    • @brammachu725
      @brammachu725 13 часов назад +23

      Tbf the noise is spot on lmao

    • @DiamondKingStudios
      @DiamondKingStudios 12 часов назад +7

      “TDI” just brings back memories. My mother had one when I was a kid (a Golf but you add another set of doors between the rear window panels and the front doors, but call it a Jetta). The Jetta Sportswagen took us a full hundred thousand miles in five years before the Dieselgate scandal caught up to us and she got a minivan instead. She really liked the old car, though. Diesel’s somewhat expensive but at least it made up for that in fuel mileage (regardless of the emissions).

    • @CrankstaWho
      @CrankstaWho 12 часов назад +3

      @@DiamondKingStudios We're actually looking at buying a second TDI- a Mk 6 Sportwagen to go with our sedan Mk 6 Jetta. Our existing TDI has probably cost VW about $30k in warranty repairs and we're very attached to it now. We love the stupid thing.

  • @sprity7777
    @sprity7777 14 часов назад +234

    cant wait for the disassembling video... we will see some stuff for sure

    • @RobertoFornaro
      @RobertoFornaro 13 часов назад +17

      hopefully we won't smell it

    • @brxrns1
      @brxrns1 12 часов назад +5

      rotten eggnog and nugg motor destruction

    • @TalasDS
      @TalasDS 12 часов назад +3

      ​@brxrns1And Pilk! Let's not forget the Pilk

    • @brxrns1
      @brxrns1 12 часов назад +3

      @@TalasDS Pilk and rotten eggnog spilling out sounds like a nightmare

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 11 часов назад

      @brxrns1 I dont even think it'll rot, depending how long! It's been super-pasteurized!

  • @dawn_oh420
    @dawn_oh420 12 часов назад +93

    the occasional reminders that the oil is still eggnog are quite helpful

  • @Pocahonkers
    @Pocahonkers 11 часов назад +44

    When you wanted to do a compression test and were looking for the spark plugs I thought: "It's a TDI, it doesn't have sparkplugs you goofball"...
    then I remembered that this is in fact not a Diesel, because the legendary 1.9 TDI would not have been stopped by egg nogg.

    • @Low760
      @Low760 7 часов назад +2

      Can confirm. Family mk3 tdi has 380,000km with only oil changes and a fuel pump reseal and cam belts.

    • @pearelectronics3083
      @pearelectronics3083 7 часов назад

      I got a 2016 Golf TDI recently and based on this I can assume it was a good purchase

    • @centralintelligenceagency9003
      @centralintelligenceagency9003 7 часов назад +1

      It literally says TDI on it. What do you think TDI means? I'll give you a hint: Turbocharged Direct Injection, which means it's a diesel.

    • @p1xlb522
      @p1xlb522 6 часов назад +3

      @@centralintelligenceagency9003 ...of which he wrote it by himself

    • @patdbus
      @patdbus 6 часов назад +5

      @@centralintelligenceagency9003 did you skip the part where they wrote that, the moment it started knocking

  • @racinggameschannel
    @racinggameschannel 12 часов назад +16

    Im starting to get this vibe that the VW 1.6 might actually be a decent engine with the amount of torture this thing went through!

    • @harisalic2568
      @harisalic2568 5 часов назад +1

      The 1.6 is one of their most reliable petrol engines

    • @fakenews3676
      @fakenews3676 3 часа назад

      Honestly it doesn't even come close to a 1.9 tdi

  • @kvltizt
    @kvltizt 15 часов назад +110

    The way you swing between legitimate repair/maintenance and head car poisoner is delightful.

    • @DerMBen
      @DerMBen 7 часов назад +2

      Wade and James' workshop is like a blacksite for cars

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 7 часов назад

      ​@DerMBenmechanico bay

  • @DRJOSHY
    @DRJOSHY 12 часов назад +113

    Wasn't expecting a Christmas snuff film. I think this might be against the Geneva convention somehow

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 7 часов назад +5

      Canadian Christmas war crimes have nothing on these two blokes.

  • @dwaynezilla
    @dwaynezilla 13 часов назад +130

    Need to run a nugget on "personal" lube. Maybe the silicone-based stuff?

    • @alexdrockhound9497
      @alexdrockhound9497 9 часов назад +12

      This is an amazing idea

    • @LillyP-xs5qe
      @LillyP-xs5qe 9 часов назад +12

      It probably will work fine, I wonder if petroleum jelly in it might work

    • @L-kun
      @L-kun 7 часов назад +13

      Throw that car a Diddy party.

  • @LukeSCHELLER
    @LukeSCHELLER 7 часов назад +17

    What manner of terrible thing has happened under my bonnet? It’s actually had diarrhoea, is what’s happened here
    -Jeremy Clarkson

    • @BirchPig
      @BirchPig 36 минут назад

      That dumb ass citroen with the block of flats is a clarkson gem

  • @hyperturbotechnomike
    @hyperturbotechnomike 12 часов назад +7

    The sad part:: Even without Eggnog, these engines love to break. At least eggnog adds some fun to it.

  • @winter4498
    @winter4498 15 часов назад +176

    While I generally disapprove of wasting precious eggnog, I think it's a worthy tradeoff for this wonderful Eggnug™ christmas special!

    • @Wharncliff180
      @Wharncliff180 14 часов назад +2

      Amen

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 11 часов назад +5

      They must be why none of the stores here in the us have had any for aaaaages now lmfao it's all in the engine lol

  • @indask8
    @indask8 14 часов назад +156

    You turned this Volkswagen into a Yolkwagen.

    • @nnhhkk867
      @nnhhkk867 4 часа назад

      This is my favourite one by far, thank you.

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 14 часов назад +90

    In celebration of the birth of Jesus, we're destroying an unsuspecting Volkswagen. This is excellent

  • @officiallilsideshow
    @officiallilsideshow 9 часов назад +5

    I like how this video goes from trying not to spill the nog, to giving up on it and making a mess, then everything becomes utter chaos and the Golf just yelling in pain "STOP!"

  • @Sky-._
    @Sky-._ 10 часов назад +18

    Ok hear me out: gallium as oil. You'd need to make sure it doesn't contact any aluminum but other than that it could be... Something!

    • @cohengamertv6548
      @cohengamertv6548 9 часов назад +3

      Nah, mercury as oil

    • @aidanbennett0
      @aidanbennett0 8 часов назад +3

      @@cohengamertv6548I like the idea but, too dangerous

    • @razordrive3238
      @razordrive3238 8 часов назад +7

      Gallium is approaching $1000 per kilo. What it would be would be extremely expensive XD

    • @Sky-._
      @Sky-._ 6 часов назад +6

      @@razordrive3238 At $1000 per kilo, a density of 5.91g/ml, and an engine oil volume of around 4 quarts that would only come out to $22,369! An absolute bargain!
      (...but ya, you're right, that was a dumb comment lol.)

    • @jameshealy4594
      @jameshealy4594 6 часов назад +5

      Keep it away from anything aluminium? So like... 80% of the motor?
      Note: would still watch 😅

  • @ohmagod
    @ohmagod 15 часов назад +249

    Saw the notification and I was already thinking, “Which goober are they gonna kill this time?”

  • @KoopaMedia64
    @KoopaMedia64 15 часов назад +79

    VW Golf goes from from sounding like a car to a diesel tractor... Glorious.

    • @bigtitmaster
      @bigtitmaster 14 часов назад

      VW golf goes from sounding like a car to a VW golf.

    • @jackass6257
      @jackass6257 12 часов назад +11

      Average golf life cycle

  • @XingaBoy098
    @XingaBoy098 14 часов назад +60

    i like how they both drink the nog out of a bowl like some house cats

    • @razordrive3238
      @razordrive3238 8 часов назад +2

      I'm not sure about other drinks, but coffee at least used to be drank out of a saucer in the US. Its a valid drinking vessel

  • @zetteru_Na
    @zetteru_Na 9 часов назад +11

    Meanwhile here in Sweden as a mechanic we have to learn how to fix those engines even though they suck to work on. At least not as bad as Renault engines.
    Also gotta love how much that engine went I refuse to die in this way.

    • @Low760
      @Low760 7 часов назад +1

      It's not that bad to remove the intake though. Like 8 bolts? No worse than a b230 intake.

    • @zetteru_Na
      @zetteru_Na 6 часов назад

      @@Low760 Yeah it really ain't all that bad, but it's just annoying and takes unnecessary time. So prefer Volvo with their 5 cylinder engines, so easy to work on in comparison. But then again, Volvo's 5 cylinder engines are just way better and way more durable to begin with

  • @zenniththefolf4888
    @zenniththefolf4888 11 часов назад +5

    New dictionary term unlocked!
    Nogged (Adjective):
    When a vehicle is so scuffed that it's comparable to the time Dank put eggnog in the oil reservoir of a Volkswagen.

  • @andrewlorenz5807
    @andrewlorenz5807 14 часов назад +64

    23:21 it's not seized - it's cheesed.

  • @s1acr457
    @s1acr457 14 часов назад +76

    Never seen a dashboard literally say STOP. 🤣

  • @JK_S60R
    @JK_S60R 14 часов назад +57

    Honestly, if anything, this is a good ad for the 1.6 - shove anything you want in it, it'll run for at least an hour or more.

    • @smellyshiet6314
      @smellyshiet6314 9 часов назад +1

      It's one of the most reliable gasonline engines vw ever produced

  • @classicbandgeek
    @classicbandgeek 8 часов назад +2

    As an owner of a Mk6 Golf that I love very much and enjoy driving, this was absolute torture to watch but I somehow enjoyed every moment of you madmen cackling away as the car struggled to live.

  • @florianlassnig9769
    @florianlassnig9769 9 часов назад +3

    RUclips‘s auto syncronisation feature has to be the unintentionally funniest thing they ever forced with an update.

  • @mcculfja
    @mcculfja 13 часов назад +60

    James's fix with the eggnog bottle is legendary. What a lad.

    • @nnhhkk867
      @nnhhkk867 4 часа назад

      True old mate status, even more impressive than the bottle fix with Tony. Wade needs to do the mate equivalent of marrying James, when a guy can do auto repair with a bottle you know you need him around forevs, man. James deserves a nice alcoholic beverage of his choice at least!

  • @strawberrymilk9767
    @strawberrymilk9767 14 часов назад +71

    never expected somebody to say "I wonder what kind of cheese is forming on the bearings" but now I have

  • @adershvarshnei5198
    @adershvarshnei5198 15 часов назад +68

    Man the Goober and Tony are so happy that they aren't the test subjects anymore.

  • @sooonaekoo1-5
    @sooonaekoo1-5 8 часов назад +3

    Finally, someone else who celebrates Chrysler instead of christmas

  • @jakkob9005
    @jakkob9005 9 часов назад +1

    My parents had a very troubled divorce this year and your car videos kept me smiling even during one of the most depressing times of my life.
    Thanks Wade, and James for keeping some of us happy through this year, Merry Christmas and take deserved care.

  • @SlNlSTERCAT
    @SlNlSTERCAT 14 часов назад +43

    this was like watching a 400 pound man's heart power through all the clogged arteries until the bitter end

  • @R3ddyyg
    @R3ddyyg 12 часов назад +44

    Friendly reminder to not torture a car with AI integrations, when the robot uprising will happen you won't be spared if you do that

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright 14 часов назад +45

    “Oh, it was running, it’s just that the starter motor was faster.” 😂

  • @dronemasterhalloweendude2479
    @dronemasterhalloweendude2479 10 часов назад +1

    This video is the pinnacle of this channel possibly one of the best car videos ever to exist. That engine just wouldn’t die next do it to a Toyota those engines are ridiculously durable and I wanna see how long it will hold out incredible

  • @roibeard94
    @roibeard94 Час назад +1

    The forces of darkness march towards the gates of the oil cap. You can hear their chanting as their foul engine of war, a great bottle-shaped ram, is pushed and dragged to the portal. The inhabitants inside the safety of the walls cower inside, praying that the cap holds. The voices of tens of thousands of orcs with Aussie accents chanting, "NOG! NOG! NOG! NOG!" One small bearing inside turns and asks the other, "What can bearings do against such hate?"
    To be continued in Part 3, Return of the Nug

  • @nickiebanchou
    @nickiebanchou 14 часов назад +96

    7:00 well it's gone ...
    *checks length of video*
    "oh"

    • @Heidegaff
      @Heidegaff 12 часов назад +5

      VWs from that era are unkillable, I drive a Lupo with 254.000 km and it just won't die

    • @nickiebanchou
      @nickiebanchou 12 часов назад +2

      @@Heidegaff to be fair 254000kms is not a lot ...
      why should your lupo die at 254k? my honda has 300000 and is totally fine for probably 500 000 more :P

    • @Lucmatins
      @Lucmatins 11 часов назад +3

      ​​@@nickiebanchou It depends on the market. Here in Brazil for example, most domestic cars are considered "to have quite a bit of km's" around 200-250k, and it devalues the car a lot when selling it. I personally would not feel too comfortable buying a used car here with much more than that mostly because there is a tendency for people to not take care of their vehicles (a mix of high cost of ownership and low education) and a car with "so many kilometers" probably has other age+maintenance related issues.

    • @nickiebanchou
      @nickiebanchou 11 часов назад +1

      @@Lucmatins oh yeah in europe too people are afraid to buy a 200k+kms car and prices go down
      .... that's precisely when i BUY them because i know they can do so much more if you service them properly :3
      people not taking care of cars is also a thing, cheap cars get no love, and fancy cars..... well service and parts is expensive so they also miss a few service intervals, and always have the worst no-brand tires and etc 🙃
      but i still consider that a car that doesn't go over 500k, unless ABSOLUTELY ABUSED, is simply a crap car

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 10 часов назад

      ​@@Heidegaffhonestly if something died at that low of a distance I'd never buy from that company again, cars only making it to thay distances is only really surprising with new cars where they might not make it 10,000 before shitting themselves for no apparent reason like any of the stuff more than like 10-15 years old that's still like the midpoint of it's life and if it's one of the old Toyota tacoma like 1/4 of its life cause those things just go with basically no maintenance lol

  • @FoxyOwl
    @FoxyOwl 14 часов назад +58

    Wonder what Clarified Butter would do as an engine oil. Since the main issue with eggnog is likely the water content boiling away and aerating itself.

    • @jordanrijsdijk5496
      @jordanrijsdijk5496 11 часов назад +4

      I’d think the main issue would be things, like sugar for example, melting into a “fluid” that’s more viscous than most solid

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 10 часов назад +6

      ​@@jordanrijsdijk5496the sugar caramelizing onto stuff would be worse than it being a fluid cause you're going to be coating everything in a layer of carbonizing sugar glass

    • @jordanrijsdijk5496
      @jordanrijsdijk5496 10 часов назад

      @ caramelizing is turning it into a fluid? Sugar is a solid which due to the temperature melts into a fluid, one that’s as viscous as molasses, then when it cools down after shutting the engine down you get that beautiful glass sheet. But that is also just pure sugar that behaves that way, if there’s enough additives in the eggnog mixture that don’t evaporate you’ll get more of a fudge or even Nutella like texture after it cools down!
      Your main problem would be the incredibly viscous fluid creating extreme resistance in the exact places you do not want resistance! Like a bearing that needs to move as smoothly and unimpeded as possible because there’s about to be an explosion to deliver more force into the crankshaft and if that crankshaft isn’t in the right position you’d, if you’re lucky, waste the power or if you’re unlucky, push pistons into cylinders or break anything from bearings to the crankshaft itself!

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 8 часов назад

      @@jordanrijsdijk5496 when freshly molten sugar isn't that thick of a liquid, it's only once you heat it to the candy making stages that it really stars thickening up while hot, once you get past hard crack you start having caramelization from the sugars begining to brown and since most of that water is going to boil off over time you're going to have basically hard candy being deposited on every surface in there which is most likely what killed it because it's so jammed up with sugar glass that has been formed

    • @jordanrijsdijk5496
      @jordanrijsdijk5496 8 часов назад

      @ that is what caramelization is… at first it isn’t that thick of a liquid because there’s still water or other liquids in the mixture…. The candy making stages that you mean is just molten sugar. The browning comes from the temperature during the melting process, the higher the temperature the clearer as long as you don’t burn it but that’s more often than not a heat application thing and not a temperature thing. As long as the engine keeps running it won’t cool down, it won’t harden. Also the fact that there was eggnog left to drain means that won’t happen all together since it’s still mixed with another way lower viscosity fluid.
      Unless you run the engine until all nog has evaporated and then let the car cool down, which would also take awhile, then you might find a glazing of hard and glass like sugar polymers

  • @Jeagles
    @Jeagles 13 часов назад +139

    You filled the engine with **n o g** and despite that for 90% of the video it sounded better than my, nogless, automobile.

    • @greenguyd
      @greenguyd 13 часов назад

      then fill it with nog

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 11 часов назад

      You need some nog then, clearly!

    • @NotPython
      @NotPython 7 часов назад +5

      clearly the true takeaway from this video is to replace your oil with nog.

    • @MamaAkina
      @MamaAkina 6 часов назад +1

      Damn get this guy a goober

  • @Mr_Jumbles
    @Mr_Jumbles 7 часов назад +2

    The sounds of a Nug screaming for mercy as Wade and James sadistically cackle in the background.

  • @AtomicA7
    @AtomicA7 5 часов назад +4

    28:25 sounds like a Truck now

  • @theoriesbanana
    @theoriesbanana 14 часов назад +21

    what you have done to this poor engine... It's sickening. It cried for help and you laughed at it, and then you kept abusing it
    keep up the amazing work

  • @KingofJ95
    @KingofJ95 15 часов назад +145

    Ma! The Aussie is torturing cars again!

  • @m_ism
    @m_ism 13 часов назад +29

    25:45 James's genius truly is unparalleled. A modern Macgyver, a contemporary columbo, an aussie archimedes

  • @ashergibson9969
    @ashergibson9969 12 часов назад +2

    Sometimes when I worry about the health of my narrowboat, which basically runs in a marinised forklift engine at 5% the stress of a car, I just watch these videos. That always quells my worries 😅

  • @SmellTheCheeeez
    @SmellTheCheeeez 9 часов назад +2

    I had an ‘04 Passat here in the States that would randomly decide “I have no oil today” and scream at me to stop, then decide it actually did have oil and clear itself. So it giving the oil pressure warning and screaming STOP may not even have had anything to do with the Egg Nog.

  • @reclusingrecluse4835
    @reclusingrecluse4835 14 часов назад +22

    Used VW Golf, lightly used, slight knocking (easy fix, just don't have time), $70,000 I know what I have. Serious buyers only.

    • @Slartifartblast
      @Slartifartblast 8 часов назад +4

      Surely it should be "slight nogging".... 🥚😂🤣😂🥚

  • @gesha_3563
    @gesha_3563 15 часов назад +119

    The golf didn't do anything to deserve this 😭😭

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage 14 часов назад +30

      I mean it's a VW, so 🤷‍♂️

    • @Miperzfed
      @Miperzfed 13 часов назад +8

      It deserved it for not being a VR6, 1.8T, or TDI

    • @korneliusfrik9545
      @korneliusfrik9545 13 часов назад

      ​@@theussmirageit's a German car and you like war don't you

  • @caretakergaming21A
    @caretakergaming21A 15 часов назад +93

    Mean and my wife have been homeless for a while and we absolutely love your videos they keep us cheery and give us hope

    • @CopeWithIt18
      @CopeWithIt18 14 часов назад +23

      Merry Christmas and I pray that you and your wife will be able to find a home, good luck

    • @radicalpokemaniacs
      @radicalpokemaniacs 14 часов назад +16

      Best of luck to yall getting back on your feet asap

    • @SethCrowderMusic
      @SethCrowderMusic 14 часов назад +9

      I hope the best for y'all! Merry christmas to you guys!

    • @mikekitsune8425
      @mikekitsune8425 13 часов назад +5

      Merry Xmas, good luck and hope for the best guys

  • @necktie4573
    @necktie4573 8 часов назад +2

    Trying to get it into reverse is what its like to drive a car in a dream

  • @blakekelley8112
    @blakekelley8112 9 часов назад +4

    take it to a vw service center and get it diagnosed

    • @cruxinc
      @cruxinc 9 часов назад +1

      Would love to see that lol

  • @XXavierSin-XXs
    @XXavierSin-XXs 14 часов назад +24

    "Well loved VW Golf. No lowball offers, i know what I've got!"

  • @Aguy-r4p
    @Aguy-r4p 15 часов назад +87

    I'm waiting for the engine to have a hangover.

  • @itsoctotv
    @itsoctotv 15 часов назад +98

    it turned into a 1.9 tdi

    • @Pleyer7575lol
      @Pleyer7575lol 14 часов назад +1

      1.9 Di*

    • @tom-xz4ox
      @tom-xz4ox 14 часов назад +19

      with all the filings in the “oil” it’s probably been bored out to 1.9 so that tracks lol

    • @Shrek_Has_Covid19
      @Shrek_Has_Covid19 14 часов назад

      turbo nog injection

  • @faxinspace
    @faxinspace 8 часов назад +4

    Would love to see how this thing looks internally
    I'm very nostalgic for that era of vw dashboards, so the more I see of this car, the happier I am
    Looked like a blast ruining that engine!

    • @clownRatcity
      @clownRatcity 4 часа назад

      Nostalgic for the dashboard that keeps saying “please kill me please end my suffering please …. Is God even real if he lets such cruelty walk this earth? STOP PLEASE PLEAS-“ 💛

  • @AntiPseudo
    @AntiPseudo Час назад +1

    Dank with Pepsi: This'll break down
    Dank with Pilk: Please break down
    Dank with Eggnog: I am no longer asking