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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • You find yourself trapped inside someone's camcorder.
    If you're new here to my Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World lore, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
    If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
    I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
    Eldritch Regards,
    E.R.
    Website: ephemeralrift.com
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    Listen to selected works outside of RUclips:
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Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @Xrayflames
    @Xrayflames 4 года назад +2085

    ER: "the swedish make good stuff...the swiss army knife"
    Switzerland: "are we a joke to you?"

    • @josephocchionero7638
      @josephocchionero7638 4 года назад +53

      Yes and Yes

    • @theathiestpriest
      @theathiestpriest 4 года назад +13

      No and No

    • @flaffy6181
      @flaffy6181 4 года назад +11

      @@josephocchionero7638 there is only one question

    • @ikki_flavo
      @ikki_flavo 4 года назад +21

      @@flaffy6181 he agreed and then answered a question

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 4 года назад +6

      @blet sik Was It A Swedish Or German Watch Maker That Had A Hand In The G11 Caseless Rifle?

  • @theroboticmafia3226
    @theroboticmafia3226 4 года назад +2268

    Let’s take the time to thank ER for going through and adjusting the audio at louder parts (like the rotary phone’s dials) to keep the audio at a pleasant volume. Much appreciated, your videos are always great. Keep it up

  • @wikern7010
    @wikern7010 4 года назад +2111

    Remember to cover it in tin foil. Don't want em' governments to know whats in the camcorder

    • @etherealhawk
      @etherealhawk 4 года назад +10

      It's just the one government actually

    • @rockomax2732
      @rockomax2732 4 года назад +10

      WITH ALUMINUM FOOIL
      FOOOIIILLL

    • @TheeJay11
      @TheeJay11 4 года назад +2

      IC 1101 Grammar is not relevant with this comment

    • @ForFurtherNotice
      @ForFurtherNotice 4 года назад +2

      Gentlemelon Oh yeah, [DATA EXPUNGED]. I think I have something like that called [REDACTED] somewhere. Dunno where it is though.

    • @irodsalt6490
      @irodsalt6490 4 года назад +1

      @Myosotis new world order also abolished camcorders as well so its all banned

  • @VivaChalupa
    @VivaChalupa 4 года назад +998

    “Slice open my package...”
    Oh god, please don’t...

    • @theathiestpriest
      @theathiestpriest 4 года назад +24

      You mean please do right?

    • @shotdriven1953
      @shotdriven1953 4 года назад +12

      @@theathiestpriest you dont understand do you

    • @theathiestpriest
      @theathiestpriest 4 года назад +44

      @@shotdriven1953 I want to be sliced open like a turkey. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

    • @Hadowsay019
      @Hadowsay019 4 года назад +7

      There are other asmr channels for that dawg

    • @4Deadserious
      @4Deadserious 4 года назад +19

      @ImJustCursed! I mean theres a fish dude murdering a pineapple and eating his brains on this one

  • @alphastick21a35
    @alphastick21a35 4 года назад +684

    “That’s why I cut the wire” : Outstanding move

    • @tjcharest5323
      @tjcharest5323 4 года назад +7

      famous last words

    • @MRR19
      @MRR19 4 года назад +5

      It’s always the blue one to cut

    • @MarkoDash
      @MarkoDash 3 года назад +5

      sounds like an excellent joke idea, transplant the guts of one of those cheap pay as you go phones into an old handset and just walk around talking on it with the cord dangling and get peoples reactions when they see it actually works.

  • @WITSasmr
    @WITSasmr 4 года назад +626

    Rift: "In this post-apocalyptic slash dystopian world"
    Me: ..and I'm relaxed

    • @codex3019
      @codex3019 4 года назад +2

      Relaxing post-apocalyptic world... Yeah, sure. Tooooo normal for me.

    • @Cyrolia
      @Cyrolia 4 года назад +4

      *imagine, if you will*

    • @ralphisxamida8533
      @ralphisxamida8533 Год назад +1

      Me: " Death Stranding?"

  • @sociallyawkwardself971
    @sociallyawkwardself971 4 года назад +806

    Never thought I would get trapped in a camcorder, but here we are.

    • @iWassaGuy
      @iWassaGuy 4 года назад +13

      I was trapped in a phone once.

    • @mr.tacituskilgore9580
      @mr.tacituskilgore9580 4 года назад +9

      @@iWassaGuy yeah same for me but there was also this bald dude using the phone I was trapped in

    • @DJJKMusicMaster
      @DJJKMusicMaster 4 года назад +4

      I would make a witty comment, but I just became a 69th like, so I can't come up with anything.

    • @SolidShepard
      @SolidShepard 4 года назад +2

      Not as bad as being trapped in a computer though.

    • @rareorigins7679
      @rareorigins7679 4 года назад +1

      421 likes, eh? The last person who liked better unlike right now.

  • @TheShadowraptor13
    @TheShadowraptor13 4 года назад +222

    And to think he was bald when I started watching...think he's found a reverse ageing potion or two!!

    • @irwin1394
      @irwin1394 4 года назад +23

      Gioia Grazia it’s his hair wtf are you talking about lmao

    • @okluminous566
      @okluminous566 4 года назад +5

      You can clearly see his hair growth if you go back a few months ago and watch every video from then to now.

    • @f1rebreather123
      @f1rebreather123 4 года назад +6

      Gioia Grazia can’t get a wig that looks like that

  • @florilaan
    @florilaan 4 года назад +86

    "are you some sort of artificial intelligence?"
    Bold of you to assume I'm any sort of intelligence

  • @tylogical9773
    @tylogical9773 4 года назад +722

    Postman/ Delivery man in a post-apocalyptic/ dystopian world? Ah yes must be our neighbourly feral Ghoul. I hope you tipped him a few bottle caps for its effort.

    • @unfathomable3434
      @unfathomable3434 4 года назад +26

      If things aren't going well for him just send him to the local ghoul haven like: Goodneighbor or the 9th ring depending on his location.

    • @Spagote
      @Spagote 4 года назад +2

      My name is Dylan. If in doubt give him to the NCR and their misfits regiment

    • @seshgreen4084
      @seshgreen4084 4 года назад +1

      I was also thinking the Postman movie! The one from 1997

    • @bigbrassballs
      @bigbrassballs 4 года назад +2

      @@unfathomable3434 Or The Great Beyond, if Jason is to be believed. 😁

    • @captainmartinwalker2848
      @captainmartinwalker2848 4 года назад +3

      Tylogical 2k Sam Porter Bridges... “the man who delivers”

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 4 года назад +808

    When your a genie but on a budget and trying to fit into this new modern age.

    • @F3yris
      @F3yris 3 года назад +17

      Hey welcome back its the fun ruiner. The correct way to spell it is you're*.

    • @fourtwelve412
      @fourtwelve412 3 года назад +24

      @@F3yris yro'ue*

    • @uhpixr
      @uhpixr 3 года назад +1

      @@fourtwelve412 yes

    • @NeoMetaI
      @NeoMetaI 3 года назад +2

      @@fourtwelve412 hahahaha I like the new spelling

    • @stormflavored8829
      @stormflavored8829 3 года назад +3

      @@fourtwelve412 lets make that offical

  • @tulatrippin
    @tulatrippin 4 года назад +148

    Up next: Professor Clemmons experiments with combining technology and arcane magic to turn a camcorder into an improvised soul stone - and you are just the lucky test subject to assist him.

  • @poopydoody7618
    @poopydoody7618 4 года назад +123

    Me alone unwrapping a gift: *Completely silent*
    Uncle E.R.: Yes....I do love the sound pf cardboard.....can’t wait to open this package from Deep One Dave’s thrift shop

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR 4 года назад +187

    Someone take this idea and turn it into a feature film.

  • @kaho596
    @kaho596 4 года назад +62

    "A world without twine, is no world at all" - Mark Twine
    Wow such a powerful phrase!

  • @fbi3579
    @fbi3579 4 года назад +201

    We need the Oompa Loompas to take whoever this trapped individual is to the stretching room. He may be flat as paper and 10 ft tall but at least he would be free.

    • @flyingfloorboard4097
      @flyingfloorboard4097 4 года назад +4

      And they would be dancing, don't forget that

    • @Random-pb1us
      @Random-pb1us 4 года назад +1

      You just made my day... ty

    • @fbi3579
      @fbi3579 4 года назад +2

      @@Random-pb1us No problem.

    • @tokatokatoka
      @tokatokatoka 4 года назад +1

      FBI arent the fake fbi accounts illegal or something

    • @fbi3579
      @fbi3579 4 года назад +4

      @@tokatokatoka look at your name. thats my answer.

  • @terezakrickova
    @terezakrickova 4 года назад +749

    I swear, Uncle E never runs out of ideas.

  • @zsxmbi3
    @zsxmbi3 4 года назад +897

    I really liked the part when you did asmr

  • @Fun_Syz
    @Fun_Syz 4 года назад +179

    ER has so much patience it’s amazing he doesn’t get immediately bored and give up

    • @klickingkayasmr7585
      @klickingkayasmr7585 4 года назад +1

      Funsyze Agreed.

    • @sharkwithnotoes3051
      @sharkwithnotoes3051 4 года назад +1

      You have to have very short attention spasms to do that but i agree

    • @peresusjacksonfan
      @peresusjacksonfan 4 года назад +14

      @@sharkwithnotoes3051 someone with ADHD . Aka me. Sometimes I get bored just watching some asmrs and il skip around a couple tilli land on one that really catches my attention. Usually it's uncle's e's

    • @BrandonPoirierBlair
      @BrandonPoirierBlair 4 года назад +5

      @@sharkwithnotoes3051 ahahahahaha its span not spasm 😂

  • @Da_Shark
    @Da_Shark 4 года назад +61

    Who was it that once said "A world without repetition would be no world at all"....
    So powerful
    So deep

  • @bubbaboi5
    @bubbaboi5 4 года назад +1783

    The Jesus look is getting better every vid

    • @anameiveyettoknow8252
      @anameiveyettoknow8252 4 года назад +59

      eliab_16 _mark Don’t call it a second coming, he’s been here for years.

    • @KingKonamiLive
      @KingKonamiLive 4 года назад +8

      Blue lives matter!

    • @julissmc910
      @julissmc910 4 года назад +23

      @@KingKonamiLive no

    • @radiofrog
      @radiofrog 4 года назад +34

      Joe H It’s a character he’s playing..

    • @KingKonamiLive
      @KingKonamiLive 4 года назад +18

      @@julissmc910 ...wow..I hope you arent serious

  • @BubbleBuals
    @BubbleBuals 4 года назад +405

    "A world without ____, is no world at all.
    So powerful. So deep."
    😭😭😭

  • @jochumm6099
    @jochumm6099 4 года назад +852

    So, if i am in a camcorder.
    And i'm seeing this.
    I'm recording EP trough a recorder that is recording him.
    *hmmmmmm*

    • @mr.tacituskilgore9580
      @mr.tacituskilgore9580 4 года назад +65

      guys he's awaking from the matrix, he's to powerful to be kept alive

    • @MatthewThi11
      @MatthewThi11 4 года назад +29

      Paradox.exe has stopped working. Please try again later.

    • @anniellusion
      @anniellusion 4 года назад +9

      Or you are trapped in the cam recording this? And the video is your view of it? Pretty sure it's set as happening while u watch, not a recorded video afterwards.

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 4 года назад +7

      We need to go deeper.

    • @witchyoak3206
      @witchyoak3206 4 года назад +4

      The plot thickens

  • @juggalo5215
    @juggalo5215 4 года назад +297

    Asmr Corvus cures your erectile dysfunction when.

    • @casualbydefault
      @casualbydefault 4 года назад +39

      Every Corvus vid when he enters the scene...

    • @juggalo5215
      @juggalo5215 4 года назад +20

      @@casualbydefault this comment is going to make me release my army for claymore roombas

    • @steelpickaxe7978
      @steelpickaxe7978 4 года назад +15

      @@juggalo5215release the boombas

    • @Cohozuner
      @Cohozuner 4 года назад +2

      @@steelpickaxe7978 ok boomba

    • @rigid_sideline
      @rigid_sideline 4 года назад +6

      Oh Panzer of the lake what is your next piece of wisdom

  • @someindividual2151
    @someindividual2151 4 года назад +31

    You know, this reminds me of often possessing people's electronics in order to deliver messages or scare them!
    I'm glad you found ways to stay in touch with the Living Impaired community :)

  • @prestonwebster6261
    @prestonwebster6261 4 года назад +68

    Nobody:
    Rift: "So powerful... so deep"

    • @garysecher6997
      @garysecher6997 4 года назад +3

      Preston Webster I read this comment the moment he said that, it was perfectly timed

    • @lifeondeath-2180
      @lifeondeath-2180 4 года назад +1

      @@garysecher6997 that happens a lot to me too.

    • @tjcharest5323
      @tjcharest5323 4 года назад

      like daddy’s pp

    • @lifeondeath-2180
      @lifeondeath-2180 4 года назад +1

      @@tjcharest5323 I think you have issues

    • @darlenedillon2631
      @darlenedillon2631 Год назад

      69th like if anyone cares

  • @WanhanAjanMansikka
    @WanhanAjanMansikka 4 года назад +237

    it bothers me that "swiss" and "swedish" are used interchangeably. Swiss is from switzerland, not sweden.
    edit: im realizing that was probably satire

    • @godshollownutsack9272
      @godshollownutsack9272 4 года назад +22

      Salad fingers was a good asmr icon. All thx to hubert cumberdale.

    • @atheriens958
      @atheriens958 4 года назад +8

      The moment I heard that, I scrolled through the comments to see if anyone had mentioned it; and yes, I'd imagine so.

    • @josephocchionero7638
      @josephocchionero7638 4 года назад +1

      Ah, there you go.

    • @theathiestpriest
      @theathiestpriest 4 года назад +47

      You cant tell me Switzerland isnt a theme park in Sweden. Dont lie to me

    • @BlueSkidoo13
      @BlueSkidoo13 4 года назад +3

      Sksnxjmddnxjsn The edit is making me laugh

  • @R3negadeMonkey
    @R3negadeMonkey 4 года назад +81

    What if the little creature trapped in there was actually just an evil spirit that was mean't to be contained?

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 4 года назад +4

      I wonder if there's an scp like that, a small being trapped in a camera

  • @bluestalkcfc2057
    @bluestalkcfc2057 4 года назад +31

    He’s the one of the only asmr artists I can watch for a long period of time because his stories

  • @thelemon0001
    @thelemon0001 4 года назад +39

    To think this guy was talking to himself for 30 minutes even before realising anyone was listening.

  • @marvin1711
    @marvin1711 4 года назад +44

    Holy I feel so home when I watch your videos, seriously not that many people like kinda "fit" with me (actually no one to be honest so I'm lonely af) and when I watch your videos I just forget that. Thank you man.

    • @marshylicmarsh
      @marshylicmarsh 4 года назад +5

      U seem like a cool lad, u shoulld have hella friends

    • @marvin1711
      @marvin1711 4 года назад +3

      @@marshylicmarsh I'm a guy but thanks haha

    • @marshylicmarsh
      @marshylicmarsh 4 года назад +5

      @@marvin1711 i uh, i expected so

    • @motives4006
      @motives4006 4 года назад +13

      bro this whole interaction has me dead

    • @marvin1711
      @marvin1711 4 года назад +8

      @@marshylicmarsh ah shit thought lad stands for lady, English is foreign for me so please excuse me haha

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 4 года назад +275

    We haven't got John Wick ASMR because no one's killed his dog yet.

  • @LtDanAndFam
    @LtDanAndFam 4 года назад +161

    RUclips Jesus just healed my claustrophobia. Amen. Praise be to Papa Rift.

    • @corbanoT.V.
      @corbanoT.V. 4 года назад +3

      Dan Phipps * uncle rift 😋

    • @LtDanAndFam
      @LtDanAndFam 4 года назад +5

      Corbano64 He goes by many names, all of which hold a special place in our hearts

    • @corbanoT.V.
      @corbanoT.V. 4 года назад +3

      Dan Phipps of course! How rude of me to forget. 😄👍

    • @skyemullens1024
      @skyemullens1024 4 года назад +4

      This is the most wholesome reply/comment thread I’ve seen in a while. Thank you all for being respectful and restoring my faith in people.

    • @LtDanAndFam
      @LtDanAndFam 4 года назад +3

      Corbano64 Haha no worries! Uncle Rift, ER, Papa Rift, it’s truly a dealers choice.

  • @rizma_dizma4391
    @rizma_dizma4391 4 года назад +40

    ER: that’s doesn’t look like my reflection🤨
    Me: suh dude 👋😎

  • @dr.beetus3640
    @dr.beetus3640 4 года назад +119

    Finally. At long last, we can enjoy the ambient camcorder sounds. This is the way.

  • @mr.tacituskilgore9580
    @mr.tacituskilgore9580 4 года назад +24

    Mr. Wick, your new weaponized arsenal hasn't arrived yet? We'll be waiting

  • @Utzuki
    @Utzuki 4 года назад +44

    "I need to slice open my package" I'm dead lmao

  • @samlaw7561
    @samlaw7561 4 года назад +79

    Someone once said, "A world without Ephemeral Rift is no world at all"
    ...
    I wonder if it could have been the same person who said...no it couldn't have been
    Edit: thanks for the likes!

  • @ameme8277
    @ameme8277 4 года назад +118

    hi yes the thrift store has cursed items don't buy from there

  • @RenegadePige
    @RenegadePige 4 года назад +31

    Hey Uncle E, I just wanted to say that your videos are the highlight of my day. I struggle with massive anxiety and lately they border on panic attacks. I have two toddlers and I get very little rest. But every day you upload I turn on your videos during their nap time and get an hour of relax time, it really keeps me sane. I prefer your videos over any other ASMR because they're unpredictable. I don't experience ASMR as the 'tingles' but having something relaxing that my brain can focus on really helps me zone out. Keep being unpredictable, and keep being awesome.

  • @unicorn7234
    @unicorn7234 4 года назад +41

    The greatest Sony ad I’d ever seen.

    • @franko33GD
      @franko33GD 3 года назад

      @@kitcatangel Para mi se escucha como Sony jsjsj

  • @CiiTiiZzeN
    @CiiTiiZzeN 4 года назад +40

    39:05 probably had to cut out him laughing lol

    • @asheru2649
      @asheru2649 4 года назад +3

      Ditto I choose you to go to shadman

    • @HeadshotNeo
      @HeadshotNeo 4 года назад +1

      @@asheru2649 thats sexist

  • @tyraelhermosa
    @tyraelhermosa 4 года назад +60

    Swedish Switzerland is real, Rifters 🇸🇪🇨🇭

    • @spunkmckunkle5604
      @spunkmckunkle5604 4 года назад +7

      I vote we combine the two to make Swederland.

    • @seggstun7027
      @seggstun7027 3 года назад

      @@spunkmckunkle5604 Yes, let's violate Swiss neutrality and form the worst union to ever grace the Earth

  • @SoulsofWarcraft
    @SoulsofWarcraft 4 года назад +26

    A world without ER is no world at all.

  • @a_goose_
    @a_goose_ 4 года назад +14

    "I do like the sound of cardboard"
    Me too man, me too.

  • @richardsatchel6965
    @richardsatchel6965 4 года назад +10

    I like how mentions the other characters he has done in the past like he lives in a fictional area where everyone is a clone of ER

  • @frost8bite
    @frost8bite 4 года назад +12

    “A world without bubble wrap is no world at all” so deep

  • @BPorter95
    @BPorter95 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for not repeating words a million times, there is a fine line with repetitive words and relaxation or aggravating.

  • @dandyguyinspace
    @dandyguyinspace 4 года назад +22

    3 minutes in and I just now realized this video is in black and white

    • @ianalderson5133
      @ianalderson5133 4 года назад +3

      Everything is in black and white

    • @josephocchionero7638
      @josephocchionero7638 4 года назад +1

      @@ianalderson5133
      So Powerful.
      So Deep.
      I wonder if it's the same person who said...
      No, it can't be.

  • @frankis_siknarf8516
    @frankis_siknarf8516 4 года назад +2

    Everyone gansta till he says “finally at long last” at the start of the video

  • @aidanjude2110
    @aidanjude2110 4 года назад +31

    Why do some ASMR channels has like 1.5mil subs just from eating food, then there is ER who devotes so much time into vids like these and doesn’t even have 1mil 🤷‍♂️

    • @ArtemisNightlock
      @ArtemisNightlock 4 года назад +11

      Because the majority of people doesn't like cosmic horror to fall asleep to but likes looking at shinies

    • @charlestunnell3234
      @charlestunnell3234 4 года назад +11

      Tits my friend. The secret lies with tits.

    • @aidanjude2110
      @aidanjude2110 4 года назад +1

      Charles Tunnell touché

    • @jacobmartin2758
      @jacobmartin2758 4 года назад +6

      I feel like ER videos are just so hit or miss it’d be difficult to gain a massive following with his content. But god damn when it hits, it fucking hits.

    • @qwest500
      @qwest500 4 года назад

      Smh

  • @couchbear6108
    @couchbear6108 4 года назад +10

    ER: trapped in a camcorder, eh ? Did a techomancer do this to you ?
    Me :....

  • @Ort_Smort
    @Ort_Smort 4 года назад +5

    Time stamps for my future tingle-deprived self:
    49:00
    50:40
    59:30

  • @nicolasalvares88
    @nicolasalvares88 4 года назад +5

    This video is extremely relaxing, the Black and White brought a very good cozy feeling! It has improved my day.

  • @sshini2085
    @sshini2085 4 года назад +6

    I love how ER saves his game so that he can interrogate us properly
    (33:50)

  • @toyking97
    @toyking97 4 года назад +8

    Curious case of the camcorder captive

  • @p3aceful135
    @p3aceful135 4 года назад +51

    A world without “a world without” quotes is no world at all

  • @colonclosedparantheses293
    @colonclosedparantheses293 4 года назад +5

    Box: *Entire purpose is to be opened
    Paul: *Taps on box instead of opening
    Box: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

  • @JeepZJdriver
    @JeepZJdriver 4 года назад +8

    Love this! You oughta do a “how to keep a pet you” and play with the camera so that you and your surroundings (cage, props, etc) look huge to the viewer.

  • @2freetz
    @2freetz 4 года назад +68

    Ah what a nice da-
    *dystopian, apocalyptic world.*

  • @0_JunkbotPriest
    @0_JunkbotPriest 3 года назад +3

    Plot twist: your not human, your the camera inside its home, and the human is looking at you from the outside.

    • @Swinsl
      @Swinsl 3 года назад

      You're*

  • @Lambda1996
    @Lambda1996 4 года назад +11

    I can't take my eyes off of that fabulous hair

  • @theoreomaster2044
    @theoreomaster2044 4 года назад +6

    at 1:11:09 the face that is made in the glass had me laughing for at least an hour

  • @zikilemini2
    @zikilemini2 День назад

    The opening part of this video is so efficient for me to sleep, I almost never get to the part where the camera is on. The slow soft speaking and mechanical sounds are the best

  • @staypuft39_69
    @staypuft39_69 4 года назад +15

    I absolutely thought this was going to be a "Trapped in the Closet" parody.

  • @GreenFogg
    @GreenFogg 4 года назад

    I love the black+white/sepia filters for asmr. Chill visuals for those chill audios

  • @realbrocco
    @realbrocco 4 года назад +14

    Ah yes, the famous Swedish Chef and his Swiss army knives

    • @SparklySnuggly
      @SparklySnuggly 4 года назад +1

      People keep mixing Austria and Australia, so it's not a surprise they may mistake Sweden for Switzerland.

    • @quinnafred
      @quinnafred 4 года назад

      Ah habada baba

  • @Faires5
    @Faires5 4 года назад +147

    Please ER:
    You NEED to do a JESUS ASMR on the 24th!

    • @klickingkayasmr7585
      @klickingkayasmr7585 4 года назад +2

      Kuolema YES!
      (Even though I think he already has a Jesus one, he should do it again).

    • @Spagote
      @Spagote 4 года назад +2

      KlickingKay ASMR he’s done two Jesus ones but another doesn’t hurt

    • @rey.jazzzzy
      @rey.jazzzzy 4 года назад +10

      i can see it now...
      "Jesus Christ's Birthday ASMR"
      well, it would be on the 25th, but we all know why that would be bad timing for a video

    • @pleasantpheasant7456
      @pleasantpheasant7456 4 года назад

      Again

    • @shadowbro6180
      @shadowbro6180 4 года назад +1

      that's called forshadowing

  • @cjriker1076
    @cjriker1076 4 года назад +6

    Google: bubble wrap was invented in 1947
    People in 1946: (floating in space)

  • @maximusgaming4933
    @maximusgaming4933 3 года назад +2

    Just imagine if the video was him examining the box for an hour and then eighteen minutes of him actually messing with the camcorder

  • @denniscowe3289
    @denniscowe3289 4 года назад +17

    What if this package is actually the prop he needed for the John Wick rp

  • @reazontucker
    @reazontucker 2 года назад +2

    Heres my "powerful and deep quote." The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

  • @gettingstranger1708
    @gettingstranger1708 4 года назад +13

    I forget who said it but they said “A world without ER isn’t a world at all” so meaningful, powerful

  • @belowxero3071
    @belowxero3071 4 года назад +1

    I just want to say that we all appreciate what you do greatly. Not only are your videos super relaxing, but they have story and meaning behind them. You’ve created an entire lore to keep us entertained, which I think is awesome. So yeah, I think I’m speaking for everyone when I say this; we appreciate your hard work and dedication, and hope you’ll continue to make these videos for as long as you can.

  • @astina7574
    @astina7574 4 года назад +13

    The Pen(cil) Man. Gov. banned pens/pencils/colour pencils and such.

  • @dublduu6190
    @dublduu6190 4 года назад +2

    You almost brought my tingles back. I haven't felt that in years

  • @happyist3719
    @happyist3719 4 года назад +14

    Sweden: swiss army knife
    **TRIGGERED**

  • @Ellievibes10
    @Ellievibes10 3 года назад +1

    I couldn’t have giggled more at that bloody “world without twine” line. Brought me waaaaaaaay back to a much simpler time.

  • @micah_bea
    @micah_bea 4 года назад +32

    You are looking and sounding a bit like Alan Watts sometimes

  • @colonclosedparantheses293
    @colonclosedparantheses293 4 года назад +1

    00:00 When I finally get to open my Christmas presents 0.032 seconds after last Christmas.

    • @colonclosedparantheses293
      @colonclosedparantheses293 4 года назад +1

      Yes I know the 00:00 time stamp doesnt work but how hard is it to just restart the video?

  • @AlanPL-oc3gv
    @AlanPL-oc3gv 4 года назад +8

    I am from Poland, I like watching you and calming you down. Keep up the good work

  • @zordinger2111
    @zordinger2111 3 года назад +1

    I just imagine him tapping everything he grabs off-camera.

  • @jeremiahlewis3435
    @jeremiahlewis3435 4 года назад +15

    I know somebody who said “ a world without Epherial Rift, is no world at all” powerful statement

  • @hanna_maria
    @hanna_maria 4 года назад +1

    This is hands down my favourite asmr video on RUclips. It actually feels like were communicating

  • @Scarlet-bubs124
    @Scarlet-bubs124 4 года назад +6

    ER: "You're right in there"
    *proceeds to poke my eye ball*

    • @codex3019
      @codex3019 4 года назад +1

      Me: *feels pain*

  • @rhythm8764
    @rhythm8764 4 года назад +7

    Ephemeral Rift :
    Hi ev...
    Me:
    HI YEAH!!

  • @SS2Masako
    @SS2Masako 2 года назад +2

    Still waiting for the sequel to this. Or prequel, we never truly know with ER. He makes us all sleep either way, lol

  • @hardcorehalo117
    @hardcorehalo117 4 года назад +4

    Who is it that said, "A world without Ephemeral Rift isn't a world at all"?

  • @guitarded2010
    @guitarded2010 2 года назад +1

    *ER:* Ahhh not a scratch on it.
    *scratches on it*

  • @raosaha9
    @raosaha9 4 года назад +6

    U trapped in camcorder but I hope u r okay 😊

  • @stevewinkleburg5300
    @stevewinkleburg5300 4 года назад +2

    Me trying to sleep at 2:30 AM, laughing my self apart as Mr rift does what I always do In mixing up the swedes and the swiss, probably on purpose.

  • @Twestliw
    @Twestliw 4 года назад +3

    Wow I can’t Remember the last time I heard the work “ CAMCORDER “ lmfao

  • @desteneyyt7854
    @desteneyyt7854 4 года назад +1

    A hour long with no ads gotta love this guy☺️!

  • @Zimtblut
    @Zimtblut 4 года назад +5

    No idea why but ever since I'm a resident at the AS, so many people want to be friends with me *smh*
    Anyway, this one is a gem, friend request accepted :)

  • @CoastEastFella
    @CoastEastFella 4 года назад

    I wish I could get a whole episode of camcorder housing sounds and other random plastic housing sounds. Those are the best. Like the one at the beginning of "the entity" I replay the beginning over and over lol

  • @justanobodywithamic
    @justanobodywithamic 4 года назад +13

    “Cardboard is the superior product” -Cap’n Carder. Today however, we have a slightly schizophrenic man voicing his internal monologue while putting us thru some sort of...inception. Of what? Guess we’ll see but hot damn I feel like Grandpa would be proud somehow. One thing for sure, we both apparently love Deep One Dave’s thrift shop 🙂

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 4 года назад +1

    "That's why I cut the wire."
    I see that it's big brain time

  • @Krup00
    @Krup00 4 года назад +4

    So this is what my FBI agent sees me doing at 3 am.

  • @braydendancose242
    @braydendancose242 4 года назад

    Those sounds when hes trying to take apart the camera are just the best! They really deserve there own video

  • @whaat01
    @whaat01 4 года назад +3

    I like that string art in the background also, your hair is majestic 😊