@@spitgorge2021 yea I just noticed that. 19 to 21 seems like such a huge jump but its the same as 14 to 16 which seems a short jump. Time is one weird thing
Uncle E is the one dude that makes you smile when he says “Im gonna remove your brain.”. Like yes. Please. Here is my brain, take it. It belongs to you now.
ive been exposed to covid19, in fact my grandmother caught it, and we live together, and she has been lucky enough to almost fully recover and i cant help but think about everyone weve lost to this virus and how lucky i am to still have her here to talk to. i send out my sincerest condolences to anyone suffering in this dire time and i love you all. ill be here all quarantine thank you and goodnight
Every now and then I just wanna say: Thank you for your regular uploads, creativity, quality and honesty with your subscribers and the awesome variety of content that you offer and never fail to deliver. I‘ve been watching you since im 14, back when you did Beer reviews. Now you dont drink alcohol anymore and your honest talking videos taught me some things and in the meantime I‘ve grown to be considered an adult in my country. Keep up the great work man. You‘re literally saving lifes.
Daughter: mom, why is my brother named Dodo? Me: your dad wanted to name him after something that doesn't exist anymore Daughter: makes sense, thanks mom Me: no problem, Toilet Paper
@@Eclipse-pw3sf the joke is her brother's name is Dodo, an extinct animal. However, her name is toilet paper, something difficult to find in these moments; it was joked that they also don't/won't exist. Hope this helps
I was taking a drink and nearly choked looking at the thumbnail. The "Can't sleep? Try this." video is actually the video that made me subscribe to you. Brilliant as always Uncle E
Remember when RUclips algorithms were useful? That's how I found him. Deep One Dave. Last good thing RUclips showed me was Crafsman. That was at least a year ago now...
Hey Paul, how are you doing in quarantine man? Just wanted to make sure someone was looking out for you too, I hope you're not too bored and that you and your family are all safe! Much love from a locked down New Zealand ❤️
ER: "I want to be as sanitary as possible, so i'm gonna use these nitrile gloves" Also ER: **infecting those sterilized gloves by rubbing them with bare hands**
*****Time stamps***** 00:01:05 Calming Hand Movements 00:06:15 Nitrile gloves 00:13:24 Massaging Your Brain 00:20:43 Sharp Objects 00:26:04 CD case tapping 00:30:15 Fabric (tie) sounds 00:33:15 TP roll crinkles 00:41:34 Relaxing Orange 00:49:38 Shaving cream 00:54:40 Plastic bottle cap 01:00:40 Leather gloves 01:06:30 Manual drill 01:11:50 Produce bag 01:18:50 Eyeglass frame tapping & squeezing 01:23:43 Pestle & Mortar with Salt 01:29:15 More TP roll with fade-out Hope this helps ❤️
When my anxiety gets the best of me, your videos really help calm me down and catch my breath. You're doing a great service to me and others who suffer from anxiety, thank you!
...except the dumbass college students in my town. All the outdoor fests that happen this time of year got shut down so now they are just having more house parties, all crammed in together indoors.
"ASMR For What Should Be Literally Everyone Unless You Live In An Area Where There's No Quarantine, Or You Are A Stupid Person Who Does Not Obey Obligations, So I Think Rift's Original Title Actually Works Better"
While you still have the long hair, you should do “Chillaxing with the Dude ASMR” or “the Dude abides ASMR” , pour White Russians, caress the rug. Tap on bowling balls/pins.
Angie a White Russian is a glass of ice with 1part vodka, 2 parts khaluah and 2 parts half and half. It’s amazing. and I mean touch a rug that pulls the room together.
Every time i watch your videos i get the feeling that your style of asmr is much more relaxing amd personal than others. I don't now why but i love it Keep on the great work^^
You know, when he is doing the "walking into the room smiling" intro where you can here his suit already, that it's going to be an especially good video.
Next time on Ephemeral Rift: Will Corvus be able to defeat the slightly nefarious forces of Margaret? Will the green man wake from his slumber? And will the Dave find his wallet? All that and more on the next episode of Ephemeral Rift!
Me: *is early* Comments: *have only 17* Me: *has nothing to do while watching the video* The only problem with being faster than light is that there’s only darkness
🛑wait stop for a second🛑 ✨did you brush your teeth? ✨if you get up to brush get some water too it’s good for you ✨is auto play off? ✨did you set your alarm? ✨you should turn the brightness down ✨can you turn night mode on? ✨you should take a few deep breaths and relax Now don’t just read this comment and then keep scrolling your sleep should be important to you. Yea I know covid-19 is boring but it doesn’t mean that you should take time out of the sleep you need.🙂 💕bless you all and I hope you are doing good through these difficult times💕
Just wanna say that the thoughtful way you speak and the hand movements you did at the beginning were enough to completely calm me and bring my mood up. Thank you.
ER please do not stop creating and making new quality content. I personaly like the comedy bits. the blank man, and the nwo videos, because my grandma used to tell me stories when falling asleep and i like good storys. Have a good morning, afternoon, night, or day!
Calling this relaxing would be an understatement, brother. 😌 I love everything, especially the have movements and the wiggling of the fingers. How you haven't hit 1M subs yet is beyond me, man...
Yeeees. I love these videos. They're like core set from magic, where it's not on a specific plain, their are reprints but also new cards and it's just fun.
![Lil Uzi Vert - Chill Bae [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/D7F42F_JM3U/mqdefault.jpg)
I'm convinced ER is wearing basketball shorts everytime he dresses like this
He wears boxers i think actually
He wears a bikini bottom 😂
I think he is a mermaid
he’s actually a floating torso
Actually, he’s naked, and his tentacles of death are slowly suffocating his next victim underneath him as he films it.
I want him to wear all black with black gloves and be a floating head.
Yes.
Omg gud idea
That's actually a really good idea.
Lmao
Floating Head ASMR.
"I've been dying to get my hands on your brain"
You're gonna be a little disappointed when you open my skull and find nothing tnere
I like not having a brain. It gives the perfect space to hide the body! And snacks
Trust me, no one is dying to get their hands on any part of you.
@@Antnix732 ok ow I already knew that you didn't have to tell me man
@@skylardunbar1193 aww i would....if ur into guys that is...and if not I'm sure we could still be good freinds
@@theeguy9022 I'VE NEVER FELT SO LOVED BEFORE IN MY LIFE
ER looks like that guy in movies and games who is the hidden “contact”
kyle Dove Wat?
What’s a hidden contact
I hate that apostrophe in your comment.
Headphonesop k your weird
you're
Man looks like he’s gonna sell me a condo and some weed at the same time
Jackdab G watch the fridge boxes!
Ik he looks like he smokes me tho look under his eyes like frfr
Natalie ingrams Vlog channel what happen?
Get you a man who can do both
its weed flavored
Toilet Paper Man should be next.
Great idea!
Then Soap man
Hand sanitizer man
Masks Man
Toilet Paper man is a good idea,let's just keep it at that,the rest are just fucking stupid
The more I see of the brain, the less convinced I get that it's a prop
Not once has it ever been proclaimed to be a prop
The texture is off though if he tried to massage a real brain it would like squish they are nasty.
Your expertise on the texture of the brain worries me
Jäger From GSG9 if anyone wants to know who ruined the magic^^
Jäger From GSG9 do you want the acog back?
It sounds weird but, I've been falling asleep to this man's voice every night since I've been 13. I'm now 19.
Thanks Dale Gribble who is now 21 years old
@@spitgorge2021 yea I just noticed that. 19 to 21 seems like such a huge jump but its the same as 14 to 16 which seems a short jump. Time is one weird thing
The guy turned 22 this year woooow
23 ?
@@Mohamed-aAziz2426hopefully he’s still watching I know I am
Gotta love that pause when he was talking about his lost nuts... and bolts
Bruh-huh moment
That whole segment low key felt like "if you go there it's on you but please feel welcome" and I loved it
That’s what IM SAYING!
You know the rules and so do I was the 69 like
@@pote2frouifruite81
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
at first glance he comes off as the guy who uses memes wrong but he's actually the one who uses them too well
Hey Young Midoriya!
AllMight GUYS ITS ALL MIGHT WOAH
he’s the most powerful meme god
true
He’s the opposite of what we call, *a boomer.*
Uncle E is the one dude that makes you smile when he says “Im gonna remove your brain.”. Like yes. Please. Here is my brain, take it. It belongs to you now.
Yes i have a brain now i can use it for normel functions
Anti-Centrist You should learn how to punctuate first. ;)
Yessir
@@avboy6481 eatted sand
Your foreskin; hand it over.
Me in 10 years explaining to my kids what happened during the corona virus: “Imagine, if you will.”
"A post dystopian, post apocaliptic world."
“In which, everyone is panicking.”
“because freedom has been stripped away by a strange virus called ‘COVID’”
Liam Lord then all of a sudden in the month of July..
We all have to tell our kids what happened this year
Love the hand motions, one of the most underrated triggers in my opinion.
Wdym he does it almost every video
@@sharkwithnotoes3051 she just means hand movements don't get much recognition from people in the whole asmr community
ive been exposed to covid19, in fact my grandmother caught it, and we live together, and she has been lucky enough to almost fully recover and i cant help but think about everyone weve lost to this virus and how lucky i am to still have her here to talk to. i send out my sincerest condolences to anyone suffering in this dire time and i love you all. ill be here all quarantine thank you and goodnight
I'm sorry about your situation. but why this random video and why at all??? Damn and therapist get paid just to listen to stuff like this.
@@zentunozentuno1012 just ignore the comment then stupid ass lmao.
@@zentunozentuno1012 on god
@@zentunozentuno1012 they dont just listen. They help and give you actual diagnoses.
update us in the situation
He should have done this slightly farther away from the camera to promote social distancing.
Like the "Another unintelligible whispering video" where he's standing off in the corner
Asmr sign language
how else was he gonna get into your brain though?
Yeah but what if the camera is zoomed in?
Best comment here
FINALLY now I can sleep. I have been awake during my entire quarantine so far and I can smell colors.
You haven't slept since the quarantine started? You must smell like the color brown...
Mmmm yes this red smells....mmmmm yellow
what does clear smell like
@@animeuxes soap and glue
@@animeuxes correct, it's much like soap
Every now and then I just wanna say:
Thank you for your regular uploads, creativity, quality and honesty with your subscribers and the awesome variety of content that you offer and never fail to deliver. I‘ve been watching you since im 14, back when you did Beer reviews. Now you dont drink alcohol anymore and your honest talking videos taught me some things and in the meantime I‘ve grown to be considered an adult in my country. Keep up the great work man. You‘re literally saving lifes.
oreygin yeah that got deep.
lives* not lifes
@@emailinbox8163 hahaha no shit bro, thx for correcting me 4 years later on a random typo
We all know the ASMR is about to be goood when Uncle ER is suited up.
Its like the Iron Man Suits, Which one is he gonna use today
Sonu Gurung even when he’s not like the post apocalyptic trading center was real nice
It will be good even if he won't wear a thing. 😀
We all know the ASMR is about to be goooood when Uncle ER shows up
ER, you look tired, and I hope you’ve been doing ok recently. That’s nowhere near an insult, take care x
Daughter: mom, why is my brother named Dodo?
Me: your dad wanted to name him after something that doesn't exist anymore
Daughter: makes sense, thanks mom
Me: no problem, Toilet Paper
What-
ROFL
@@Eclipse-pw3sf the joke is her brother's name is Dodo, an extinct animal. However, her name is toilet paper, something difficult to find in these moments; it was joked that they also don't/won't exist. Hope this helps
pretty sure the memes supposed to be the son asking the father about his sister, but i digress
@@theballdoctor yeah but I'm a girl so what are ya gonna do
Brain massage is incredibly relaxing and unsettling at the same time
right? It was giving me tingles and making me nauseated at the same time
I was taking a drink and nearly choked looking at the thumbnail. The "Can't sleep? Try this." video is actually the video that made me subscribe to you. Brilliant as always Uncle E
that’s the first video I saw of his as well! Bless
Same
Subscribing to this channel was probably one of the best decisions I've made on RUclips.
Matthew McConico he’s helped me sleep every night since I subbed. Or almost every night sometimes I cheat on papa rift with goodnight moon
Remember when RUclips algorithms were useful? That's how I found him. Deep One Dave. Last good thing RUclips showed me was Crafsman.
That was at least a year ago now...
Hey Paul, how are you doing in quarantine man? Just wanted to make sure someone was looking out for you too, I hope you're not too bored and that you and your family are all safe! Much love from a locked down New Zealand ❤️
Simonstopher you just spread not too known information.....
I keep forgetting his name is Paul 😂
Angie og fans knew his name years back
Ye I've been watching my man ER for 6 years now I think I know his name ahaha
This guy
ER: "I want to be as sanitary as possible, so i'm gonna use these nitrile gloves"
Also ER: **infecting those sterilized gloves by rubbing them with bare hands**
I read this at the exact time he said it 😂 it scared me for a sec 💀
Man whenever he moves it sounds like waves on the ocean and I love it
Da sound go crinkle and fill me with tingle.
Truly a blessed comment
Pure poetry
Midnight Blaze now I need to go tinkle.....no seriously
Thank you for this comment
10/10
*****Time stamps*****
00:01:05 Calming Hand Movements
00:06:15 Nitrile gloves
00:13:24 Massaging Your Brain
00:20:43 Sharp Objects
00:26:04 CD case tapping
00:30:15 Fabric (tie) sounds
00:33:15 TP roll crinkles
00:41:34 Relaxing Orange
00:49:38 Shaving cream
00:54:40 Plastic bottle cap
01:00:40 Leather gloves
01:06:30 Manual drill
01:11:50 Produce bag
01:18:50 Eyeglass frame tapping & squeezing
01:23:43 Pestle & Mortar with Salt
01:29:15 More TP roll with fade-out
Hope this helps ❤️
Pradip Sarkar Lets get this to the top
Pradip Sarkar did you copy-paste this from the description
Copy
Paste
EZ likes
It’s in the description people
Bruh 🤦🏽you just took it from the description
Uncle rift flexing his stock of toilet paper to us peasants
This man is insinuating he still has Toilet Paper! GET HIM!
just buy reusable toilet paper
why are you confused, yes a rag or cloth, just wash it.
@@avboy6481 *violently dials 911*
He’s not the only one with toilet paper
🧻
✋🤑
When my anxiety gets the best of me, your videos really help calm me down and catch my breath. You're doing a great service to me and others who suffer from anxiety, thank you!
“You have a very nice brain”
Careful it bites
Why did I read that as "carefully bites it"
But why did you need to say this
XDD
Who even said I have a brain?
News: "You might have trouble Self-isolating yourself..."
Me: "TroUBLE SeLF-IsoLAtIng, I DO ThaT alREaDy"
everyone says isolation i prefer the term solitude
@@theeguy9022 Solitary Confinement
@@felinediscipline well i didn't think that far i meant taking joy out of the loneliness
@@theeguy9022 Loneliness is Bliss, it just depends where you have it
I do it my whole life 😀
Alternate Title: "ASMR For Literally Everyone"
...except the dumbass college students in my town. All the outdoor fests that happen this time of year got shut down so now they are just having more house parties, all crammed in together indoors.
@@0megamanX They literally are making middle schoolers look smart...
Almost everyone you mean.
"ASMR For What Should Be Literally Everyone Unless You Live In An Area Where There's No Quarantine, Or You Are A Stupid Person Who Does Not Obey Obligations, So I Think Rift's Original Title Actually Works Better"
@No. Perfect
This is totally unrealistic! He has toilet paper, everyone knows those have been extinct for months!
Yeah. Toilet paper has been extinct for some months.
Obviously, he got some from The Toiletry Man
I have tons of paper toilet lol could make a castle with it
Nah I'm joking I use my hands.
Imagine using toilet paper, a bidet is so much more practical
@@deputywreckmeister I'm using water, and the human body is composed of 60% of water... I'm technically using my body to clean my body...
ASMR for people in quarantine. ER is helping us to get quarantingles
ER: Trying to give the nice tingles
Me: Just trying to get some damn sleep
My brain: *TIDDY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, H E L L Y E A*
How to spoon
What?
Facts😂😂😂
When he was messing with the gloves, he was actually just trying to remember how to put them on after doing so many hand movements.
He’s not used to controlling hands with his tentacles that we know are there
Alpha Toad your pfp intimidates me
Damn bro you looking thicc
That suit is looking classy the colour coordination is stupendous
ME: about to fall asleep
Rift: pulls out a toilet paper
ME: WAKE UP CHECKING UNDER MY PILLOW TO MAKE SURE MY TOILET PAPER IS STILL THERE
JustOnelonelyguy 2300 why are you putting toilet paper under your pillow dawg😭
Hello helai i’m guessing ur not
British
Clickbait y’all british people sleep with toilet paper under your pillows?
Clickbait either name checks out or British people might be insane.
Now we know where he keeps his stash! GET IT! I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN! :-P
Notice how he doesn't shake your hand this time but rather waves at you
That's because you didn't wash your hands you filth
ER: “Would you mind...if I massaged your brain?”
Me, *Having no brain left from doing nothing the past few weeks* : Good luck
Is that a problem?
@M o what's wrong with their pfp
While you still have the long hair, you should do “Chillaxing with the Dude ASMR” or “the Dude abides ASMR” , pour White Russians, caress the rug. Tap on bowling balls/pins.
i need this.
I don’t know what White Russians is, or what you mean by caress the rug
Angie White Russian is a type of Alcoholic drink
Angie a White Russian is a glass of ice with 1part vodka, 2 parts khaluah and 2 parts half and half. It’s amazing.
and I mean touch a rug that pulls the room together.
@@jakebaker4066 I'm guessing that is from the big Lebowski
Day 21 of trying to convince Ephemeral Rift to do a Gandalf the Grey ASMR Video
Niceu
That would be a sight to see!!✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
Yeea
We need this
“GreySMR” If you will
No one:
Literally not a soul:
ER:
who's a good brain?
**proceeds to stroke brain**
ER: "You have such a fantastic brain"
Me (somehow) thinking to myself: 'lol I can't breathe'
Every time i watch your videos i get the feeling that your style of asmr is much more relaxing amd personal than others. I don't now why but i love it
Keep on the great work^^
ER: Squeeze your brain.. Yeah, squeeze the hell out of it.
Me: Wait, I HAVE MY PASSWORDS SAVED IN T- *KSJDYETJRHMWGHWGHEGHHNM*
If you remember your password tell me I'll write it down for you just in case he squeezes the information out of your brain
@@TebowTime It's too late...
@meggyxd LMAO WHAT
this is the most likes I've ever got lmao
49:45 that new ASMR type is just so tingling.
You know, when he is doing the "walking into the room smiling" intro where you can here his suit already, that it's going to be an especially good video.
I can’t stress how much patience you must have to stare at a camera for an hour and a half! Thx rift 💜💜💜
ER: *Pulls out sacred TP*
Me: I thinks it’s time for a bit of a conquest.
Next time on Ephemeral Rift:
Will Corvus be able to defeat the slightly nefarious forces of Margaret?
Will the green man wake from his slumber?
And will the Dave find his wallet?
All that and more on the next episode of Ephemeral Rift!
Omg, I forgot about green man! We definitely need for him to make a return.
Tune in tomorrow, same Rift-time, same Rift-channel!
I miss Dave, tbh. He's lovely! 😆
Imagine people in 10 years coming back to all these quarantine videos and being like “what the hell were these guys up to they need HELP” lmao
> people
> in 10 years
You're an optimist, aren't you
If the world doesn’t end from climate change in 10 years lol😢
Johanna Berling it would be in the history books by then
Samuel Carryer it won’t, unless we don’t DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!
Angie Climate change isnt as bad as people think. Yall need to stop bitching about it.
No one:
IG satisfying vidoes accounts: 49:50
those vids make me go: please stop tickling it now and squash it ffs
Keiya Davies 😂😂😂 Same here
Oh ma gaaaaawwwwddd
Loool
Wikern ikr
When ER said he was gonna begin with hand movements, I really wished he washed his hands. I would've died. 😂
I just keep coming back to this video nowadays... it's by far one of the best around...
Only time people should horde toilet paper is when daddy rift tells them to
Introverted Bloodsucker We got a problem?
u mean uncle rift-
hello halei DADDY* ^~^
Did you just- daddy??
If you say that one more time, there will be consequences.
Me: Finally starting to relax and fall asleep
ER: And then....I'll remove your brain.
*What*
W A I T
Ah shit he was an odriscoll
I was falling literally asleep and then he pulled out the brain and I was like o.o
The most wholesome things I’ve seen so far in quarantine, is ER and the comments
crazy that this vid is four years old already. Feels like we were in quarantine yesterday and forever ago at the same time
"Who's a good brain?" Oh man, the sudden laughter kills the tingles, but it's so worth it. :)
Gonna re watch this everyday until this is over
i’m so tired of this virus :(
PHANTM ASH I could live my life like this for a while, I don’t mind it
If you aren’t in quarantine, leave the premises with haste as we don’t take kindly to you people around these parts.
Not all countries are in quarantine.
@Ropsutor lol you gonna get the virus and go around the world knowing that airports are shut down?
@@deputywreckmeister a little rude
@@crazypinkwerewolf yeah I always get called rude first when I'm probably the first person you could get along with.
@@deputywreckmeister i know what you'r talking bout its alway the ones who try logig
Me: *is early*
Comments: *have only 17*
Me: *has nothing to do while watching the video*
The only problem with being faster than light is that there’s only darkness
We must be strong in these turbulent hours.
This is one of the dumbest comments I've seen.
crashbashify thanks!
you still watching?
crashbashify only topped by a comment addressing a dumb comment
This dude looks like he’s been 35 years old for 45 years but honestly he rocks it he’s kinda like John wick. no offense bro
You have to be a special kind of sensitive to be compared to John Wick & feel offended.
Luke1239 gaming bandwagon
how is that offensive, you said he looked young, and for so long he’s looked young, and then compared him to john wick.
The Real DChii its a strange world we live in you gotta be careful sometimes
ive watched this like 10 times now, out of nowhere the drill just gave me massive tingles!
i appreciate all the hard work that u do
last time i was this early rift was bald...
Ikr
og squad
Oh that hit me with some hard nostalgia
nostalgia time
Dude, SensorAdi and DrT both mentioned that they would love to do a collab with you (nudge nudge)👍
A lot of people want to, but he's a very selective guy, has only ever collabed with Phoenician Sailor
Tiraradeguello did a collab with him years ago but it’s been deleted I believe
@@samuelgrady3540 i didn't even know that, nice
do you watch tiraradeguello?
@@CharCar92yt yes, of course, i only really watch the weird asmrtists
He's the most compassionate business man
The black nitrile gloves is the best sound ever!! Tingles every single time no matter how many times I watch. Thank you kindly.
*aggressively saves this in the ultimate asmr playlist*
Appreciate this relaxation helps frontline workers like myself thank you
Los Angeles Emergency services 😶
I hope he understands how appreciated his efforts and time are 💓
This makes me feel like I aen't quarantining alone. Cheers dude.
Where did you even get that brain prop? I want one.
So true bro so true
I really wonder, how this man has only 787k subs. He deserves MUCH more.
🛑wait stop for a second🛑
✨did you brush your teeth?
✨if you get up to brush get some water too it’s good for you
✨is auto play off?
✨did you set your alarm?
✨you should turn the brightness down
✨can you turn night mode on?
✨you should take a few deep breaths and relax
Now don’t just read this comment and then keep scrolling your sleep should be important to you. Yea I know covid-19 is boring but it doesn’t mean that you should take time out of the sleep you need.🙂
💕bless you all and I hope you are doing good through these difficult times💕
I spy an Anthrax record in this video... ;)
I've honestly just been moshing in my living room this whole time. Best way to get through quarantine lol
The commentary while just calmly playing with the stuff is golden, never stop
Just wanna say that the thoughtful way you speak and the hand movements you did at the beginning were enough to completely calm me and bring my mood up. Thank you.
The whole “Nuts.....and Bolts.” thing only got more sketchy the longer he did it 😂
“My Nuts............................and Bolts......”
Between my neighbors blasting music and covid I've had a hard time sleeping. But this helped a lot and I want to say thank you
I thought you never calm down
@@ironpablino there was a change in plans
I just killed the icon of sin okay I need a break
Bro, uncle E if flexing very hard in the thumbnail.
ER please do not stop creating and making new quality content.
I personaly like the comedy bits. the blank man, and the nwo videos, because my grandma used to tell me stories when falling asleep and i like good storys. Have a good morning, afternoon, night, or day!
I love how there's almost a chaotic neutral vibe to all his videos, makes them more enjoyable than your typical same video from other channels
My friend just died of the virus. I can’t thank you and all the ASMR artists enough for helping us through this dark time.
Gemma Speht omg I am so sorry I hope you are okay
F
"what an amazing brain" my grades: we can prove otherwise
ER: you’re getting sleepier... Me: Maybe that’s because I’m dead and you’re holding my brain
Calling this relaxing would be an understatement, brother. 😌 I love everything, especially the have movements and the wiggling of the fingers.
How you haven't hit 1M subs yet is beyond me, man...
I honestly think videos like this are saving peoples lives.
He saw the comment saying “that camera loves to focus on that screw” and made an appearance of it!! Yes!!!
Him: "I would love to show you my nuts"
Me: continue...
: "as well as bolts"
Me: relieved and decieved
Just casually taking out my brain for tingles.
I love how I got recommended this video the literal day after I get out of quarantine.
you have the best ASMR sounds, and your whispering voice is very hypnotic. Thank you for your videos they are very relaxing
2019: Tp Stands For Teleport
2020: Tp stands for Toilet Paper
Astartes ASMR featuring;
Power Armor Humming
Low Gothic Chanting
Bolter Cleaning and Blessing
Combat Knife Sharpening
Uncle E(mperor) please, Warhammer asmr in the golden throne
Well that was the most relaxing Zoom meetings I've ever been in.
Yeeees. I love these videos. They're like core set from magic, where it's not on a specific plain, their are reprints but also new cards and it's just fun.
Calming hand motions! An ER classic!