+Bluehorsebutt Church... one of the few places left where some kinds of blatant hatred are not only allowed, but encouraged. This 'preacher' is repugnant... revolting.
massacre 8 6 3 Massacre, I bear you no ill will at all, and I won't treat you harshly because we disagree on some things. Your tone suggests to me that you are a God-fearing church-going Christian. Am I right? If so, can you see the irony?
Church... one of the few places left where some kinds of blatant hatred are not only allowed, but encouraged. This 'preacher' is repugnant... revolting.
Rick Schmidt Have you ever heard a thoughtful and intelligent person express opinions against gay marriage? I have, and their opinions are worthy of time and consideration. This man is not one of them. He may not be physically assaulting anyone, but he is certainly mentally and emotionally damaging people, especially young people who may be confused and in need of guidance. Hatred and venom are pouring out of this man. He is a bully.
Rick Schmidt Wow. Hate the person but not the opinion. The argument of many Christians is usually quite different: hate the sin but not the sinner. I respect anyone who can express opinions, whether I agree with them or not, in a way that is not overtly hateful and potentially damaging to vulnerable listeners.
- Aggressively screams nonsense when he doesn't get his way - Obsessed with being normal - Severely overweight He's literally Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter. Replace his talk about LGBT with magic people and it could be a scene from the opening of the first book, seriously.
Honestly if I met this guy, I'd say "Yes, the Bible said Adam and Eve, so I did them both. It's the BI-ble, after all,not the STRAIGHT-ble." (Well, technically I'm pan, but the pun doesn't work as well that way ^.^)
How can someone who is near 400 pounds and has let himself become physically grotesque possibly have the nerve to say who is normal. How can a man, who has NO control whatsoever over his genetic impulse to eat, possibly judge the natural impulses of others.This man needs to reread the teaching of his lord who says in Matthew 23:13: " Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people's faces". If that is not enough, maybe he should reread the passages on how the bible views gluttony
I was raised in a religious household, and I've heard tons of preachers like this. This is pretty normal. Like, incredibly normal. Preaching like this is expected. I sat through sermons like this three times a week for my entire childhood, up to 18 when I moved out. We lived all over the US, and no matter where you went, you could find preaching exactly like this, and this was always the ones my parents took us too.
Well next time you hear the eve/steve debate say this. Resident Evil was Chris and Jill not Jack. It's sequel was Clair and Leon, not Liat (I hope that's how you spell it, it's prononced Lee At).
I'm sorry that happened to you, Amelia. It's brainwashing pure and simple, indoctrinating young people to turn of their brains when they enter the church, and switch on the "Do anything I say" button. It's the same as if you had gone to a cult, except these cults are so legal, they don't pay taxes. "Free your mind...and your ass will follow"
LOL! the problem is, he's too fat to fit through the pearly gates. Too bad for him too, because I hear Heaven has an all you can eat buffet...IRONY!!!!!!
I couldn't do it. Nope. Just a little better than 2 minutes into this bellowing abomination of gluttonous surplus flesh's vapid-cadence rant, I started laughing.
It's a twist on the 'big man, little jacket' joke, instead being 'big man, little brain'. Hard to believe people wake up early on their day off to go and watch this imbecile. 'In a van down by the river' - That had me rolling!! Great call!!
Who said they weren't occurring? Though I am expecting police firing rhino tranqs into him after he does cocaine and gets a hand job from a gay hooker. And I am assuming that he posted a missing persons report on his penis since he hasn't seen it in five years and declared leagally dead.
According to my calculations anything that comes within 50 cm of this pastor with an angular velocity between 15 and 20 cm/sec will sustain a stable orbit around the center of mass just below his rib cage. Also, according to Einstein's theory of relativity, if he visits Taco Bell approximately 27 more times he will theoretically warp spacetime enough to break the synchronization between world time and any digital clocks within 5 meters of his center of mass that were exposed to his gravity for more than 5.2 seconds.
According to Raw Story: "Veitch paced in front of the congregation, mopping sweat or spittle from his mouth with a handkerchief as he bellowed like a professional wrestler." They forgot to add that he looks like he's trying to shit out a 2 year old Shetland pony and the jockey that goes with it. He's like the ultimate stereotype of Christianity.
I found this scary more than funny. The passion behind his hate speech was just too intense for me. I hope it comes out that he's a raging homosexual soon. It would make sense why he's so mad then.
the last line could qualify as a play on "boy scouts," saying "i'm not sure what they're scouting now" kind of implying (as somebody in the audience heard and made the connection which you missed) that they're "scouting boys."
I tried really hard not to laugh during that rampage and just couldn't do it. Thanks to the headline of this video, I kept picturing Chris Farley doing it, which just made it more impossible not to laugh.
Every time I see one of these guys go on a tear it makes me wonder what Sam Kinison could've done if he'd survived and transitioned back in to a pastor. No doubt he would have been a force of nature in the modern religious conversation.
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I think it's obvious he forgot gluttony is a sin
😂
I just died! XD
GOLD! hahaha
Max Marraccini and sloth 😂
Max Marraccini I know, right?😂😂😂👌🏻✋🏻
He ate Adam, Eve and Steve for breakfast.
I doubt he ate anybody named Eve
Vernal Scott thank you, you've made my day
Ruuuuuuuun!!!!
O hear that. And on the 7th day God created Jenny Kreg.
@@ernestmitchell7088 This is not how you spell "parrot".
"It's not normal!"
neither is your waist line
Seriously tho.
Ameri Wryter EXPOSE HIM
or shouting at the top of your lungs in church
Ooohh!! Got 'em!
another( Born again ) will soon go to the Lord like Fallell
Isn't gluttony ALSO a sin there Big-Mac crusader?
I was thinking the same thing! LOL
Shadow, you are right. But in his case it's possible that his pride and anger are even worse than his gluttony.
You beat me to it. X3
hahahahaha
I wish I could like that a million times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy is why christians are still waiting for the return of Christ. He ate him.
Amen to that, pastor!
Wait until you meet god he will be angryier than that pastor
He gained all the weight from repressing his own gayness.
That and eating to many jelly donuts. LOL.
@@enki354 those long donuts though
@@josh043p6 You Bet!
He hasn't seen his penis in years. He could hide an army under that belly roll.
Funniest comment, hands down
Was he panting after he climbed those stairs?
+Bluehorsebutt No he was panting after walking across the stage!!! He broke into a sweat.
+Bluehorsebutt Church... one of the few places left where some kinds of blatant hatred are not only allowed, but encouraged. This 'preacher' is repugnant... revolting.
+Greg Scott very true
+Greg Scott your wayyyyyy to old to be this stupid man. I feel bad for you.
massacre 8 6 3 Massacre, I bear you no ill will at all, and I won't treat you harshly because we disagree on some things. Your tone suggests to me that you are a God-fearing church-going Christian. Am I right? If so, can you see the irony?
Just proves that the communion wafers aren't fat free.
+Jim Goebel LOL.
He's out of breath. Being a bigot is exhausting.
So is being obese, lucky for him he's both 😂
Church... one of the few places left where some kinds of blatant hatred are not only allowed, but encouraged. This 'preacher' is repugnant... revolting.
Rick Schmidt Have you ever heard a thoughtful and intelligent person express opinions against gay marriage? I have, and their opinions are worthy of time and consideration. This man is not one of them. He may not be physically assaulting anyone, but he is certainly mentally and emotionally damaging people, especially young people who may be confused and in need of guidance. Hatred and venom are pouring out of this man. He is a bully.
They are ignorant hateful hypocrites who deserve no understanding since they give it to no one else. There is no defending them.
Rick Schmidt Wow. Hate the person but not the opinion. The argument of many Christians is usually quite different: hate the sin but not the sinner. I respect anyone who can express opinions, whether I agree with them or not, in a way that is not overtly hateful and potentially damaging to vulnerable listeners.
romx chiq romx, do you see a way in which that can be accomplished?
romx chiq Say that we don't roll up our bellies. How do you see stopping it? How can it happen?
I bet we could win him to our side with a chocolate bar.
do like on Family Guy with James Woods.
oo, piece of candy!
***** then let em get handled by "top men"
*****
Here chris farley like pastor, have a snickers... Better now?
shiny trinkets might work, too.
ReCkLeSsErr0r Does "You're not your when you're hungry" even apply to this guy?
Alex Jones pastor.
Just remember, gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins.
Does he live in a van by the river...?
+Howard Moore OMG I was thinking that exact same thing!!!
+Jackie Vester Same here, living in a van, down by the river thanks to Adam and Steve!
+dnd20SI The hood's gone to poop since those two moved in. Lol!!
he's thrice divorced too
Kurwin Saunders
Thrice divorced and hopped up on coffee.
Ain't no religion like 'merican religion! Yee ha!
- Aggressively screams nonsense when he doesn't get his way
- Obsessed with being normal
- Severely overweight
He's literally Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter. Replace his talk about LGBT with magic people and it could be a scene from the opening of the first book, seriously.
Honestly if I met this guy, I'd say "Yes, the Bible said Adam and Eve, so I did them both. It's the BI-ble, after all,not the STRAIGHT-ble." (Well, technically I'm pan, but the pun doesn't work as well that way ^.^)
I'd probably just smack him in the face with the manga bible
You mean the "pan" doesn't work like that ^^
Dude... all you would have to do, is take some fried chicken and toss it off to the side... He would quickly go after it and get out of your way.
slay
N V too much there dude
Doubtless, he attacks a meatloaf just as enthusiastically.
Or a big juicy footlong hotdog . . .
Things in the rear view mirror appear closer than they are.
He's got to be able to see it to cut it off.This Guy hasn't even seen the floor in years!
rictus gate
Mmmmm, hot dogs.... Chicago style....
MEATLOAF NUTHIN'! he could put an all you can eat buffet out of business in 1 hour!
How can someone who is near 400 pounds and has let himself become physically grotesque possibly have the nerve to say who is normal. How can a man, who has NO control whatsoever over his genetic impulse to eat, possibly judge the natural impulses of others.This man needs to reread the teaching of his lord who says in Matthew 23:13: " Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people's faces". If that is not enough, maybe he should reread the passages on how the bible views gluttony
He's tall-I'd say he weighs more than 400 lbs!
Can you imagine how scary it would be to be a gay or trans youth in that church - dragged there by your parents? Awful.
I was raised in a religious household, and I've heard tons of preachers like this. This is pretty normal.
Like, incredibly normal. Preaching like this is expected. I sat through sermons like this three times a week for my entire childhood, up to 18 when I moved out. We lived all over the US, and no matter where you went, you could find preaching exactly like this, and this was always the ones my parents took us too.
Well next time you hear the eve/steve debate say this.
Resident Evil was Chris and Jill not Jack. It's sequel was Clair and Leon, not Liat (I hope that's how you spell it, it's prononced Lee At).
well Amelia, you ever seen a 1 ton preacher before?
karl john I've seen a lot of pretty fat ones, yes.
I class it under psychological torture.
I'm sorry that happened to you, Amelia. It's brainwashing pure and simple, indoctrinating young people to turn of their brains when they enter the church, and switch on the "Do anything I say" button. It's the same as if you had gone to a cult, except these cults are so legal, they don't pay taxes. "Free your mind...and your ass will follow"
If its Adam and Eve, then you can't get married if you don't have those names. It's Adam and Eve, not Bill and Miranda.
he talks about not normal but the man doesnt even have a neck
This pastor has eaten too much government cheese in his van down by the river.
chrisz71 I think the govt. should cut his food stamps back.
Oh my God... I damn near pissed myself reading this.
HAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
+ReviewTube2012 thank you!
It’s so surreal to me that some people get up early on Sunday’s and get all dressed up to go participate in these kinds of things.
He looks like he eats a whole roasted pig three times a day 😝
At 1:10 he can be seen wiping the grease/pork fat/drippings of his chins!
We all know pork is unclean according to Leviticus, the same book that condemns gays.
+Charlie Franz don't you mean "chinny-chin-chins"?? :D
Oh love this.
in his book, 3 square a day means 3 square miles of farmland a day.
He sounds like Pumbaa from The Lion King...
lmao exactly close your eyes. its pumba lol where is Timon? did he eat him? lol
He was rejected to be Pumbaa's voice. That's why he ate himself angry.
looks like him too
The excuses people come up with to incite hatred is so upsetting
the only upside to this guys is if he keeps stressing himself this much he will have a heart attack
That's what I said...and won't he be surprised to cross over and find out that Jesus was gay.
Thomas Mcdonald
lol can u imagine him scrambling as fast as he can to get out of heaven!
LOL! the problem is, he's too fat to fit through the pearly gates. Too bad for him too, because I hear Heaven has an all you can eat buffet...IRONY!!!!!!
Thomas Mcdonald
lol
its too bad he didnt
"Adam and Eve; not Adam and Steve!" How original.
Was anyone else expecting him to drop dead of a heart attack about half way through?
You're gonna praise god IN YOUR VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!
I thought i was the only one!
I couldn't do it. Nope. Just a little better than 2 minutes into this bellowing abomination of gluttonous surplus flesh's vapid-cadence rant, I started laughing.
I waited and waited for him to howl "..._IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!_", but it never happened :/
It's a twist on the 'big man, little jacket' joke, instead being 'big man, little brain'. Hard to believe people wake up early on their day off to go and watch this imbecile.
'In a van down by the river' - That had me rolling!! Great call!!
*****
You're assuming these things aren't already occurring, especially with this clown act?
Who said they weren't occurring? Though I am expecting police firing rhino tranqs into him after he does cocaine and gets a hand job from a gay hooker. And I am assuming that he posted a missing persons report on his penis since he hasn't seen it in five years and declared leagally dead.
Bravo on the vocabulary!
People like that are so insecure about there sexuality and masculinity that they go around telling people how to live, give me a break.
According to my calculations anything that comes within 50 cm of this pastor with an angular velocity between 15 and 20 cm/sec will sustain a stable orbit around the center of mass just below his rib cage. Also, according to Einstein's theory of relativity, if he visits Taco Bell approximately 27 more times he will theoretically warp spacetime enough to break the synchronization between world time and any digital clocks within 5 meters of his center of mass that were exposed to his gravity for more than 5.2 seconds.
Video Starts At, not to mention all the damage his black hole will do! Lol
"...Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve..."
Oh, for fuck's sake. Can we just time-warp that one back to 1982 and leave it there?
And on day six, God created "Weight Watchers".
I was expecting Pastor Cliche to pull a poisonous snake out of his pocket.
Saying he was, "Chris-Farley-Like" is an understatement. I hate that people still think like this, and this was uploaded in 2015. Much love from 2018!
"I am a preacher! IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
It sounded like there was a good 10-15 People in there
They're most likely all from the same gene pool 😆
***** are you kidding? He probably has relatives that are both his brother and son.
There were more, but he ate them.
According to Raw Story:
"Veitch paced in front of the congregation, mopping sweat or spittle from his mouth with a handkerchief as he bellowed like a professional wrestler."
They forgot to add that he looks like he's trying to shit out a 2 year old Shetland pony and the jockey that goes with it. He's like the ultimate stereotype of Christianity.
I found this scary more than funny. The passion behind his hate speech was just too intense for me. I hope it comes out that he's a raging homosexual soon. It would make sense why he's so mad then.
I'm "normal", as I'm literally having a psychotic break in the middle of my sermon. Absolutely hilarious
Damn, that guy has never missed a meal in his life, and where the heck is his neck?
hahahahahaha XD right?!
the last line could qualify as a play on "boy scouts," saying "i'm not sure what they're scouting now" kind of implying (as somebody in the audience heard and made the connection which you missed) that they're "scouting boys."
“And try not to laugh”
I failed.
"I'm just glad I'm normal"
His weight is not normal.
Gluttony is a sin.
"I don't know what they're scoutin' now" is probably my favorite part of this.
The bible also says glutton is a sin
kjh311 does it? where?
bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Gluttony
If God were real, he'd be laughing at this.
It's actually Adam and Stephan.
How can so much ignorance be packed into such a small room?
This is exactly the type of Christian that does an excellent job in promoting Athieism. Bravo!
Tom Pinion Says your boyfriend.
If there is an eating competition between this pastor and Chris Christie pastor beach would win instantly.
Invite Kim Jong Un too, should be pretty interesting.
I liked it better when he did his sermons from a van, down by the river.
I want to watch some old Sam Kinnison videos now.
My thoughts exactly:)
***** I forgot about that. You just helped make this even funnier to me.
OH! OH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*****
dammit I just posted that lol
*****
if not it's sam's child out of wedlock
Wait, what? I thought this was a standup routine mocking baptist preachers. My bad. I was going to search for his other gigs...
a-uhdum and eeeeeeeve, not a-uhdum and st_eeeve_.
my attempt to transcript his accent. how'd i do?
Spot on.
Yal Rathol
ruclips.net/video/PmFJtt67C1Y/видео.html
Perfect
Kyle Kulinski
I'm having flashbacks to that horror movie Jesus Camp...
*****
This guy might be living next to you watch out.
Yes live by your biblical values...
You, your kids, and your Johnson. Lol
Imagine having to actually sit through this shit for three times a week for 18 years.
Welcome to my childhood.
Too bad we dont know his name... just his inperation.
***** whoa we might have meet him.
Kyle I laughed so hard at your impersonation of the pastor. :) Great clip
I tried really hard not to laugh during that rampage and just couldn't do it. Thanks to the headline of this video, I kept picturing Chris Farley doing it, which just made it more impossible not to laugh.
JESUS DELIVERED ME FROM HOMOSEXUALITY IN LOVE NOT HATE
Pics or it didn't happen.
@@RyanFeatherston Guhh huh guuuuu huuuuuhhhh...
@@tyronemubawndae5648 Whatever.
Wait a second? It was Adam and EVE not Adam and STEVE? Well that changes everything!
He's going to give himself a coronary
I'm a San Franciscan and that was funny as hell
It's not the west coast, it's the left coast!
Every time I see one of these guys go on a tear it makes me wonder what Sam Kinison could've done if he'd survived and transitioned back in to a pastor. No doubt he would have been a force of nature in the modern religious conversation.
The only real miracle of god is that he didn't die of a heart attack by now.
Someone owes Chris Farley an apology.
Chris, and his whole family.
too bad he didn't cardiac arrest in the middle of his hate speech
"YOU'RE GONNA LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
Someone please make a GIF of 4:07 to 4:13 😂
The title to this video is wrong. It should be "Big fat gay man rants down at the church"
He screams so loud that I am now convinced he is normal. VERY VERY NORMAL.
3:36 that is an insult to all dying birds.
A Kyle Kulinski classic!
I took your challenge not to laugh... soon as I heard his voice I cracked.... I failed.
this was so funny, clips of it should go in one of your montages
This is what happens when you keep only winning second place in hot dog eating contests. You get mad and angry at the world...
😂
"IT'S NOT NORMAL!!!!"
that was him quoting his doctor commenting on his cholesterol.
You're winner!
That Adam and Steve thing quit being funny like the 3rd time somebody said it.
Don't judge this guy too harshly. Remember he lives in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF THE LADY, PUNK!!!!!!"
Kyle, you're the best man! You need your own TV show... I'd be the president of your fan club!
I'll be the VP
TheProudHeathen mastermo141
You got it, friend! Maybe Kyle will read this LOL
NewWorldAhead I wanna be something dammit!
OK, I'll be his hot Gay secretary..lol xD
NewWorldAhead Too late, I'm already president of the Kyle Kulinski Fanclub... lol
PAYTONLB999
Oh, shucks. :( Well, best of luck!
Lol -Kyle love that bible-belted southern accent
Hey, it's Sam Kinison with a crew cut!
You are wild!! How did you find this????
He's having a stroke.
sounds like there are 3.5 people at that church HAHA
Anti-Gay but he sure loves sausages!
when that guy walks is he crating mini tremors 0_o ;)
ubernagash I hope he doesn't fall down in California, because they'll think its the inevitable mega earthquake.
OMG I am crying laughing over your bird impression!!
Clearly guilty of Sloth and Gluttony.
Does he know Gluttony is a sin? the man with no neck has spoken LOL
Gluttony a sin ??
ummmmmmm isn't glutton a BIG sin too ??
The title could not be more accurate XD
the worst part isn't the pastor himself it's the people who are cheering for his idiocy
Christianity is cheap entertainment for intellectuals.