Organic Vegan Frozen Food Reviews - brutalfoods
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- Опубликовано: 27 янв 2018
- Ian takes a look at some organic vegan frozen food! It's Carla Lee's Nut brand - for if you don't want meat, but still want to eat!
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Hey guys, thanks so much for watching! Hope you like the new foods - I've got something DIFFERENT AND EXCITING coming up soon!
If you want more Ian, come hang out with me at my stream some time: www.twitch.tv/brutalmoose
Also check out my second channel for lots of chill gameplay! - ruclips.net/user/moose2
Thanks again for all the support!
brutalmoose I love your beard no homo
are you jesus?
Please find a way to keep making these videos, I love your food reviews
back in the 80s companies advertised that you can cook raw meat in the microwave and even bake a cake you should find one of those books and try it out
not vegan when you add cheese
*Brutalmoose:* _"The channel that went from a game review channel, to a movie review channel, to a food review channel - all while keeping it's charm and entertainment value"_
Henriko Magnifico don’t forget the porn phase
Oh fuck yes, the porn phase was the best. Because porn.
Charles Wright there was a porn phase?!
I remember it well. 'Twas glorious, it was.
Are you talking about the video where he took his shirt off?
I think in the first food review video, Ian made the comment "I'm not sure food reviews are the future of RUclips entertainment," but this is one of my favorite series. I am not entirely sure why I like these, but they're great. Thanks for the content!
I like this series too, but other channels have done this kind of thing with success before. GMM comes to mind.
Isaac Haddox it's his editing I think that makes it more fun. That, and his dry delivery for each joke is hilarious.
Ashens does it too
Not sure why ?
The editing, the editing is G O L D
Edit: Damn, Some Thing beat me to the punch.
Point still stands, Ian could make a pile of dead birds interesting to watch for over 20 minutes.
Tr1ppin I'm looking forward to the banquet chicken showdown, too
"Loaded with macronutrients!"
So, food?
Gorilla Beanbag 🙄 no it says that to let consumers know this will satisfy you and help provide complete nutrition because many vegan items are not high enough in calories or nutritional value, and this product is decently high in protein and fat.
@Gorilla Beanbag Well, it goes for everything. You'll find these weird statements on any kind of product, regardless of target audience. Like, "this product is universal", yeah, it's the most basic item there is, I do expect it to work with most things. it won't work with all things, but most, so the description isn't even helpful.
@@melainebullock I call bullshit. You can get plenty of carbs and fats in a vegan diet and real vegans know where to get their protein, lest they become sticks. This appeals to what I call imitation vegans. Where they call themselves vegans but get off the diet every 2 days because they didn't feel like continuing or they became weak due to malnutrition. As far as I can see this appeals to people that don't know shit about nutrition.
@Phantom Alpha I don't know that much about the vegan diet but I did do some research a while ago.
Yes many vegan foods lack fat, protein, carbs and calories. Many foods infact lack those. However many common vegan foods has that shit in spades. You can get fat from avocado, protein from beans and carbs from bread. What were you trying to say.
@Phantom Alpha My point was that this doesn't help you go vegan, saying macro nutrients means nothing. You would have to look on the back of the box to know what you're really getting,. This was advertised as "Vegan healthy food" not a supplement for all or any particular nutrients.
Even if it is a good way for vegans to fill their deficiencies it wasn't markets for that.
I don't know why I find these videos so entertaining like it doesn't matter what he's reviewing it's almost always entertaining and oddly relaxing
Julian Lyden exactly
watching these reviews in the morning while eating breakfast in bed is so calming and relaxing
I think it's his editing
Maybe its the commentary
Same!!!!!! 😂
I only eat foods made of coconut amiibos
Lemonexe damn u must be rich
Coconut Fred's Fruitsalad Island confirmed for Smash 8
apparently its the leading cause of testicular cancer
Griffin McElroy would be proud
Laughed my ass off when he said that! Love this channel haha
I like the idea of putting cheese and mayo on a vegan burger patty.
chaotic evil
a vegetarian burger
Barrowsx My roommate is vegan and she always has light mayo in the fridge and uses it everywhere: it’s a super cheap brand and the mayo is apparently vegan.
Barrowsx at my work we sell a vegetarian burger and it comes with mayo on it unless you request otherwise
Vegetarians exist... also vegan mayo>>>>>other mayo
I really like veggie burgers. I think the bad wrap they get is people expecting meat. If you view it as an entirely different thing they can be quite nice. Like with bean burgers. Many are really nice.
Yeah, they stand as food of their own. The simulant meats are always weird though.
@Chinmay Walimbe I had the impossible whopper, it tasted so fake it wasn't funny.
bell G It should taste like meat considering the veggie burgers are trying to IMITATE real burgers. Why not create a new food with that different taste instead of copying something that already exists and failing to do so?
@CheyTDMartinez you sound like you're bitter a vegetarian rawdoged your mom.
@CheyTDMartinez by the way Burger doesn't mean "beef" there's turkey and bison burgers fucking everywhere. Like, you know, how this person talked about bean and veggie burgers. Because they actually know what words mean and you're like 14.
I'm not even vegan anymore, but 13 years of getting excited when someone says a vegan alternative is "not bad" is hard to get over.
Hey wanna hear a joke? Okay, how do you know if someone is vegan?
Dont worry they'll tell you.
@@Around_blax_dont_relaxi was gonna reply to this with something neat but its 1:30 am and i am tired so i'll get back ot you on taht in the mornin
@@AlxHotCocoaMan i dont give a fuck what you do, were we having a conversation that i was previously unaware of?
@@Around_blax_dont_relax Man, a bad joke and getting upset for literally no discernable reason. Yep, this is a RUclips commenter.
@@Around_blax_dont_relax ........yeah anyways-
My expestacaceptations raise with every BrutalFoods episode.
I could go for some beans
Your grammar makes me hard
In the video he said "expestacaceptations" in the video.
BrutalFoods has become the thing I look forward to most and yeah that's a little sad.. but good job on it ian!!!
PrincessNotNow same here
He's hilariously amateurish at cooking and not too knowledgeable about it, it's fairly charming honestly.
planescaped that makes them the most accurate food reviews to an average persons life because of it. Not to mention just how funny the editing is otherwise so they’re always entertaining
Ha
Been trying SO HARD to figure out what about the editing feels so familiar- and I’m realizing it’s very Bill Nye-ish
Holy guacamole you're right
Bill Nye with a dash of Tim and Eric.
Your comment is a year old but you totally nailed it! He needs an off screen low voiced narrator to sarcastically answer his questions
SCIENCE
Friend: Whatcha buying?
Me: Oh nothing just *Double Folding Chair With Removable Umbrella Table Cooler Bag Fold Up Steel Construction Dual Seat for Patio Beach Lawn Picnic Fishing Camping Garden and Carrying Bag*
Ian Place I’m sorry for your loss
Dark_ Apollo65 it’s was a joke I’m sorry you thinked That
Agama it’s was a joke sorry
Agama no it’s was a joke no one died I’m sorry you thinked that
Ian Place he could just be trolling you
"Oh hey there, what are you eating?"
*"LEEZ NUTZ"*
Gotta love putting cheese on vegan food
GOTT EEM
Lol
Please no
Snatched my wig with that one
I’ve not seen such greenery
Dont you mean you have nut seen that much greem
@@bradyhobbs0923 my friend is greem
L1amh3 scince summer?
I didn't know there was this much green in the entire galaxy
Jayce Allen yeah
Seeing how Ian's """cooking skills""" are, I wouldn't be surprised if he had his pan on too high and didn't cook the nutballs all the way through.
100% true they are undercooked
Probably should have simmered them in some red sauce
I was thinking the same thing. No reason they should be simultaneously burning and somehow frozen together.
Yeah, even with my lack of knowledge about nutballs they didn't look cooked, especially seeing the inside
Yeah, people really underestimate the difference it makes when you actually know how to cook things.
Generally, it's a bad idea to buy camping gear online. The stuff is sturdy when sitting on it, but is fragile from impacts through shipping. Just drive to your local Big 5 or Cabela's. Big 5 preferably because it's cheaper. But Cabela's is like a theme park for outdoorsmen, so take your pick.
if you live in the midwest or south they got this bigass bass pro shops in memphis that is also pretty good
Cabellas treated my dad horribly when he worked there making him do the work of 4 people and accounting stuff without raising his pay.
@@shillinhite3911according to employers these days, unless you're doing the work of 4 employees you're "quiet quitting" and will be docked pay.
4/5 rating, good video but not enough crunching sounds when you bite something that is not meant to be crunchy
@@CrudeConduct666 bruh stfu
@@CrudeConduct666 _nobody laughed_
Aron108 Why an I forced to put a last name?
Damn I did 👋😩
Mia from discord lol they deleted their comment to make you guys a fool what an ass
@@El_Sueno591 What even was the comment?
Ian gets to use all those sound effects he has saved: The Video.
splycer172 that’s every one of these food reviews
nosepassnation it's what makes them so great
I love when pictures start sliding in from off screen and I just know something good is coming
"loaded with macronutriets"
Lmfao literally all they're saying is that it has carbs/fats/protein in it
Macronutrients are just the things we use as our primary source of dietary/caloric energy
You'd be surprised how many people didn't pay attention in middle school, i guess.
Yeah we know
Not much else on the box is particularly meaningful either. Except 9g of protein, I guess
@minecraft creeper I'll have you know I get my energy from staring directly at the sun. I only eat food for pleasure.
@@Magmafrost13 protein is a macronutrient my dude
I have to admit your editing is freaking great.
exactlyyyy
its good but sometimes I feel its trying to hard to be funny
@@crispylizard8295 Kinda the point which in turn makes it more entertaining
no u
@@crispylizard8295 It's subtle yet in your face at the same time. Incredibly unique.
Awe yeah I love brutal foods!! Fav series rn
Anika Cole same dude, these are so enjoyable.
Agreed. Honestly Ian your game reviews are funny and all, but imo you should stop doing those and exclusively do food reviews on your channel, it makes you feel more unique
Anika Cole Who doesn't like it?
I always forget that the 18:35 bit is in this video. It’s like my favorite brutalmoose edit and it gets me every single time
👋 **helloww**
Err, fat and carbohydrates are the 2 other macro nutrients besides protein. Or in other words:
McDonalds could advertise the exact same thing. As could Pepsi.
You're thinking of macromolecules. You also forgot to mention nucleic acids.
@@bigpurpleflower2185 I second this, got ya terms twisted a lil
But here's an actual fun fact: V8's do not contain macronutrients and are terrible for you to try and live off of... I totally hadn't tried, or anything... Haha
Ha
@@bigpurpleflower2185 They are referred to colloquially as macronutrients though. Enough so that everybody was able to identify what it meant Not trying to be an ass, but nobody cares about that level of accuracy. It's a bit pedantic.
"This food is food!"
I'm surprised you didn't add marinara sauce to the meatball sub so you could make a callback to the "marinara" joke from the Banquet video.
Would probably help the taste a little, too. Although he was complaining about the texture.
ᵐᵃʳᶦⁿᵃʳᵃ ˢᵃᵘᶜᵉ
*Gasp*
What are *you* doing *here* my dude?
Isn't she a girl
Alway rember marinara sauce
The nutballs reminded me of slightly discolored Ferrero Rocher chocolates.
Why do I see you everywhere on RUclips?
She's cool.
I love raffellos the coconut dusted and white chocolate Ferrero Rocher
Maybe she has an Evil Twin.
I was thinking felafel
Ian: “I do not know about these...” *crunches water*
damn me from a year ago wasn’t funny at all
edit: or original
YOU THINK IT MATTERS? YOU THINK I CARE? Well, you re right 😊👍😹😹😹😹
The amount of times I’ve giggled at this man saying nutballs is unbelievable
I need to add the coconut amiibo to my collection.
It'll go great alongside my Mario and Bowser amiibos.
Yo what costume does that give me in Mario Odyssey?
Yo I’d eat Bowser’s Aminos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Coconut confirmed for Smash Ultimate?
Ben Mcnully what? Why do you like eating plastic? *Sarcasm 100*
NUT
BALLS
NUTBALLS
is what that packaging actually says. Amazing.
😂
They knew
NUT BALL
BAG FUCK
@@Fuzy2K wut
:)
I like Moose's channel because you can find something for almost everyone! He's also really funny and a good guy. 10/10.
I'm always careful to not cut myself on that extra sharp cheese.
You have to be a seriously creative smart person to somehow make videos about eating frozen foods, playing old games, and watching horrible movies really really really entertaining and thoroughly enjoyable to watch. Brutalmoose has a legit talent, I can see him going places with it. His dry humor is always on point and the editing is so well thought out and unique, and just the way he “is” is such a rare character to have . I’m subscribed to a bunch of youtubers but I don’t get quite as excited and eager to watch their new videos as I do with brutalmoose. I really hope this man gets into television, I’m sure if he made a show it would be nothing short of fantastic and binge worthy. Just like his channel. Thanks brutalmoose for all the time you put into your content. The last year of my life has been one of the worst years I’ve ever had and your videos never fail to brighten my day.
PS, I am really loving those long luscious locks.
Some people like BrutalMoose and JonTron just have the charm.
Until they're racist on a talk show, then they just become Satan.
Jon was never racist. ruclips.net/video/aIFf7qwlnSc/видео.html
Way to just jump to conclusions about a person without giving them a chance to clear things up.
Kotala Foxhound - And way to jump to conclusions about some random loser's youtube comment without considering alternate meanings or interpretations, such as "until you say things that make you look racist" or "until you act racist". People like you are why Jon's career is more or less over; say one thing the wrong way and BAM you're suddenly evil.
i never said you were evil, nor did I imply that you were. I wanted to make sure people aren't still confusing what he said. Also, those aren't really interpretations/meanings, you just restated what you already said in different words. I do understand now that it was a joke, but it was hard to get that off first read. Oh and Jon's career is not over, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Old video, but as a general rule when it comes to assembling burgers. Always put cheese first, then greens. The heat from the burgers will make the greens wilt much faster and make it sloppy instead of retaining it's crunch and the cheese will act as a heat barrier to avoid that from happening.
Ooooooohhh no wonder why my local Jack In The Box does this😱.
Well said!
Not only that but it'll melt the cheese too making the burger nice and cheesy.
Yea I do that a lot too
I thought Ian would also
Hey! Hey! Dude! Guess what! Go ahead, guess! Okay okay fine I'll just tell you. . . . . NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR ELITIST BURGER BULLSHIT MAN!
Ian: These taste like surprisingly like the nut burger!
The nut burger:*Has the same recipe as the nuttaco*
Brutalmoose has got to be one of my favourite channels. He can make anything entertaining
i'm crying about "loaded with macronutrients" -- macronutrients are carbs, protein and fat, which make up the caloric content of EVERY food. a big mac is loaded with macronutrients too lmao
I love these food centric videos!
That is the most college burger I have ever seen
Impossible burgers are so good, they seriously do taste like meat, and because it’s packed like any other meat you can make it anyway you want, it’s great.
I have got to agree man, I'm currently going vegetarian and their meat store bought is definitely better than something like Gardein or Morning Star. I tried MS' vegan sausage patty and WOW it was bad, the other products of theirs are also in a similar vein of "really close to being meat, but not quite". IMPOSSIBLE is definitely the best out there
Man, I stopped watching for a few years and started bingewatching all the stuff I missed. I have a newfound appreciation for your unique style of editing.
I like how he reads reviews for lawn chairs while eating vegan burgers
Fat Gamzee
You see, the title "Lawn Chair" has the word "Lawn" in it.
Lawns are made of grass.
Grass is a plant.
Vegetables are also plants.
THEREFORE, the Lawn Chair does not go against a vegan diet and can safely be consumed.
Thats kinda the joke
lawn
lawn
I love that Ian's normal food choices are genuinely decent, tillamook and artiseno
The most processed bread, Sara Lee, with the most organic burger. What an accomplishment
The B E A N S way is the only way
TH EBEAN SYS TEM IS THE WAAY
I've not seen such nuttery
This has become my favorite channel to watch on youtube. The editing and style is absolutely hilarious and unique. Right my irreverent alley!
Just binge watching these on a tough day. Making me smile. Thank you for that.
I have an unhealthy love for these sound effects.
Kumie they're so great
Also don't lewd Ann
Please tell me the sauce to your profile pic and channel banner
Kumie Ann lewd
i hate those
Super surprised that the burger / taco one would actually taste alright!
Joof!
jef
Ye of little faith.
It's Joof the black mage
I refuse to accept that you made a comment three weeks ago, but it only has 46 likes and 5 replies as of today. Keep going, love your vids.
every two months i rewatch all of these and nakeyjakeys vids and it keeps me going ily ian:)!
Man I gotta say your use of sound effects is soooo awesome! Some RUclipsrs use them too much and it's not entertaining. However, you use them so effectively it always cracks me up.
Me: "Ian looks pretty stylish in this video."
Ian: "I feel kinda like garbage, I look kinda like garbage."
Me: " : ( "
He has low self esteem. Like I do :(
@@marcellofunhouse1234 but he doesn't deserve it :(
:(
Lmaooo a t shirt and hoody isnt “stylish”....
@@jenkem69 It is if you can hardly dress yourself at all
My man eating a vegan burger with cheese.
The absolute madman
Langhope r/madlads
What a *M A D L A D*
This comment really made me laugh
*T R A I T O R*
When you added the _cromch_ when you drank from a bottle, I couldn’t cope 😂
Your editing is fantastic, and you are a hysterical person.
You need more subs man, it's a crime that you aren't at 1mill
This has got to be one of the best edited low budget shite food reviews I've ever seen, keep doing your thing man it's definately unique.
ian what the fuck i’ve worked in kitchens for like three years now and i’ve never cut a sheet of foil that perfectly
The dude has skills.
Your editing on your videos are genuinely amazing and hilarious 😂
Your content is good, like the meat and potatoes of all of it. What pushes everything over the top is your editing. Pure genius.
I too always wanted the limited edition coconut Amiibo
There's actually this pretty good brand of organic frozen foods where I'm at called Amy's. To be fair I haven't eaten good food in so long who the fuck knows if it's actually good but I like em
I love Amy's, so expensive tho.
I've been requesting he review Amy's for a while. When I saw the title, it got my hopes up.
Amy’s is pretty darn good, I’ve been eating it since I was a little kid
Amy's Indian food is pretty good.
Their Pad Thai is good shit
Just found you the other day and I have been binge watching you ever since. I’m entertained with BRUTAL FOODS!
Post more please and keep up the great work with awesome editing!!!
I was drawn to your quirky comedic personality😉
Very cute!
new to your channel but I am LOVING that purple light on the background
Jesus, was that you in the foil😂😂😂😂😂?
Taira Morgan Yeah that was him. I love the visual stuff he does to his videos to make them look a little more interesting
yes it was jesus. he descended from the heavens to bless us with his videos.
speaking of Jesus Moose is bearing a more than passing resemblance
No Jesus wasn't in the foil
Carla Lee’s picture looks like a stock image
never had any thought in my life to watch several video regarding frozen meals, then i watched one of your vids. Got yourself a new subscriber...
i’m so happy i found this channel, holy shit. i’ve been binging this for the last few hours.
Can't wait to watch this new Garbage Boy video
Isabella Eden I love the garbage boy
69 likes amirite
dude ikr honestly, one of the worst people i know. i really hate that guy.
#waifusanonymous
Salt is a type of preservative so those foods are not preservative-free.
Solid Sneaks Disgraceful..
they're expecting ''creepy chemical''
shhh...
good thing they're non gmo and organic so at least they're chemical free!
Solid Sneaks lol
Please don't use autism as an insult or joke.
First video I ever watched from back when I was vegan and every video you’ve posted since has been a big deal in my house. Always wanting more of these finely crafted masterpiece videos. Much love.
It's so incredible how you can make fun of yourself so thoroughly when editing. Does someone else do it? I have never met anybody who roasts themselves like that.
Ian has a rare type of self awareness which makes him exceptionally funny but also makes him sad sometimes 😔
*Brutalfoods is filmed in front of a live studio audience.*
Vegan replacements are sooooo hit and miss. Every brand is different and some are better than others but I'm gonna try to find some of that nut. The key thing to remember with vegan brands is that some actually try to taste like meat while others just try to serve the same kinda purpose.
It's the simple editing in these videos that always make me laugh out loud. I don't know what it is that makes it so hilarious to me, I just love it. Ian, if you're reading this thank you for giving us great and entertaining videos that make us smile. :)
You and ReviewBrah are the most wholesome reviewers in all of RUclips.
Do you by any chance, like, hear goofy sound effects as you go about your daily life.
Cause I imagine you hearing snaps and bongos as you gesture and then you have to edit them back in so that we can experience the world as you do. Which I thank you for, btw
I think it's more like he was watching the videos back and he saw all the stuff he was doing and thought "man it looks like I'm playin the bongos there, let's put in a pair and add some sounds"
Either way. Absolutely beautiful. (I hope you read that quote in his voice. If not, try again.)
Love the brutalfoods series.The editing always cracks me up.
I don't know who does the editing for these videos, but the editing makes these great.
recently found your channel. love love love it, it cheers me up. your sound effects are hilarious! thank you. London, England here
My sisters are both vegans and I occasionally try some of their stuff and it's not that bad? They use a lot of spices to make it tastier. The one thing my sisters did warn me about was vegan cheese...beware, Ian, the vegan cheese.
Overall, great video; will take these recommendations for lawn furniture.
Daiya makes some good cheeses- There's a pizza place where I live that uses Daiya for their vegan pizzas because they make some that actually melts like cheese.
Cashew cheese is pretty good if you're willing to shell (lol) out for the fancier stuff.
Not a vegan btw- I just like cheese.
Vegan cheese is... well, ... definitely not cheese.
One problem I have with vegan food is that without a dairy product to keep it creamy the food usually tastes dry with no substance to it at all. Also I'm not a big non-dairy milk fan either so even the stuff with "creamy" elements just do not taste good lmao
13:53
Brutalmoose proudly presents:
Carla Lee's *N U T*
I would rather eat Carla Lee than anything she nuts out.
@@jeremyc9593 Lmfao
I really enjoyed this review! People often review products like this with the expectation that they will imitate the meat product they're substituting, when they should be looked at as their own entity, so it was nice that you reviewed them as their own thing here.
Awesome video! This video is what got my brother to watch your videos too, since he's a vegetarian. Now we both really enjoy your content!
your videos are honestly so relaxing. like, i have a really bad thing with stress, but your lowkey sense of humor and all that nice smooth jazz in the background is surprisingly soothing. also your sound effect game is on point, i gotta say
It bothers me that you eat everything dry. You don't have to live that way, Ian.
I've watched this video maybe 15 times in the last 2 years, and i never noticed the amiibos
I think you cooked the nutballs on too high of heat, they outside got kind of burnt and the inside was undercooked
Man, if anyone else did these, they'd be boring as hell. Your editing is great.
I love the honesty here, Ian. This is why these are my favorite videos of yours really.
Ian sits down to film:
Doesn't read the box
Doesn't have burger toppings
Doesn't have buns
Doesn't know what organic is
Reads random other reviews
Says beans a lot
= this beautiful video.
this mans sound effects are next level. glad i found u man
*sits down with the boys during a barbecue*
Friend: Hey your burger looks a little moldy.
Me: No I'm eating a nut!
You should do an episode on either frozen breakfast foods in general, and/or one solely on frozen waffles.
weirdproq1 ooooo yasss 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
hey I'm from 9 months later, looks like your wish came true
I gotta say man, I am loving your newer style of editing. From the sound effects to the select zooms and cuts. I really feel like you are starting to come into your own. Wishing you the best of luck, and I look forward to the next video. ^_^
That other guy that called you "ProJared" at PAX that one time.
~MrMan01 (aka Josh G)
No matter what he reviews the editing makes it the most entertaining video
I can now say that there is nothing funnier than Ian's over-the-top editing style after 25 hours of no sleep
@@rjstudios21 no worries, just used a day to fix my sleep schedule by pulling an all-nighter :)
Ian: **puts cheese on a vegan burger**
Me: Wait... that's *ILLEGAL*
FBI OPEN UP
@Oh No shut the fuck up
@Daniel von Strangle shut your bitchass
*Vegan Police from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World show up*
@Daniel von Strangle bruh woosh bruh cringe bruh wooosh cringe r/Reddit R\ihavereddit cringe bruh
Your production value feels like it has ascended beyond some actual prime-time reality TV shows.
Watching during the pandemic. Ian, sincerely, your content is keeping me sane. You're the best.