I got a bidet this month and ive become the kind of person that doesn't want to use the bathroom outside of my house. It's life changing honestly to clean with water instead of nasty paper
Being in the plumbing industry for a little over 42 years as a plumber, business owner, instructor, now retired, I have installed 5 bidets. three of them were in my own homes. This last home I went with the bidet seats. They are well made, inexpensive, and durable. I have to admit I have all the bells and whistles on my master bath throne.
@@sinnersavedbygracethankGOD American Standard makes a reliable one for the homeowner. You will have to have an elongated bowl. All you have to do is add the provided tee into your existing at the shutoff valve, either reuse or replace the toilet supply line and replace the toilet seat.
When I was younger, my grandma had a bidet, and I thought it was a kid sink. I washed my hands in her bidet for 6 years before I could be able to use the adult sink. No one told me what it was.
i dont have a bidet but i poop and wipe good b4 hopping in the shower and il use the shower head on the jet mode to spray my butthole super squeaky clean. best feeling ever not feeling mudbutt
Yeah I’d rather not be smearing my around my shit with my hand getting feces under my fingernails and having to wash the shit off my hands and fingernails in the sink smearing more shit on the fosses handles
My parents got one with heated seat and everything and I used it for the first time after Thanksgiving dinner and immediately went and bought one the next day. I love it. The wife and I have tummy issues and it helps a lot and toilet paper sucks lol
@@kyen685 you have the same condition as mine but I have 2 bathrooms one of them is for summers and one for winters because one has a hot water geyser and the other one has a shower. This is the organized way of living 😂😂
During the toilet paper shortage of 2020, I installed a toilet seat attachment and it is life changing! I simply cannot believe people feel okay walking around with poo in their butts all day
that's why we eastern people think western people are disgusting and i refused to marry a western girl because she doesn't use bidet and i feel disguting about her
It feels weird and itchy down there. No matter how many times I wipe it with tp, it feels like there’s something wrong with my ass. I can’t even walk straight. I’m also afraid that I might smell like poo. 😂😂
@@vexcarius7100pp who only know this are used to it. I dont have bidget i just take a shower after. Best try to time your business before shower time or showrr tjme after. Anyways, i now remember they placed a small shower next to my toilet imma try to use it
As a US military member living in Japan, the TOTO Bidet changed my life. So when I move back to the States I will be buying the $300 bidet seat cover to come back with me.
Same. I just don't understand. They told me I should just be like a normal person and take a shower after I use the toilet. 🤷♀️🤦♀️ I know my parts are clean, and who said it takes the place of showers? I swear people are weird.
Well.... in the Philippines, hose bidets are treated as high tech versions of the tabo. Most higher-end commercial buildings built after 2015 tend to have bidets.
Just had a bidet installed yesterday. I have used it once and I will never go back to toilet paper again! It is especially helpful since I am an elderly type 2 diabetic male who has used the shower to effect the same result previously!
No kidding. I think I got second one after they were restocked in the middle of Covid. We had one pretty decently before, but because of everyone freaking out over TP, I wanted to get another one. No TP issues here.
I’m sorry because this is a stupid question but um...you spray your bum with the bidet and then...dry with tp? Walk around with a wet bum? I love the idea of a bidet yet am unsure about this aspect of it
Switching from toilet paper to a bidet two years ago felt like switching a horse carriage for a car. I couldn’t believe how much it improved my life. Not to mention i was unworried when everyone was hoarding tp.
@@waterdubz7208 In Italy we use both the bidet and the toilet paper, it doesn't deafeat the purpose since we use less toilet paper, just a bit so that when you use your hand you don't get crap all over you, we use bidets that are not in the toilet, we call those "japanese bidets"
@@PSYCHOV3N0M we Iranians, use a hose installed next to the toilet seat... it's the best and most clean way as you can adjust the pressure. I definitely recommend it bro!
@@m.a4491 same in VN, i never see a bidet installed in any toilet in VN and i imagine it'd be more convenient being able to adjust the pressure, the amount, the direction with a hose
As a Thai person, I have to say I am grateful we have bidets in almost anywhere we go. The only places that don’t use bidets are malls, airlines and airports all because there are American customers who complain about bidets.
I'm not Thai, I'm from Indonesia. And I hate it if I go to "fancy" Malls and hotels somehow the engineer/designer think that wiping with TP is more "modern' than bidet
@@kronigen I don't know where "here" is, but I lived in China for 3 months during a high school program in the summer. The train and bus stations had a literal hole to crap in and my home stay had an out house. So considering the sheer volume of people in Asia OVERALL and in general. My orig comment was accurate. Americans thus do NOT have a problem with things that are cleaner. Have you SEEN a deodorant and ass wipes isle in a Supermarket....?? All my peep are buying and using that shit 24/7. Most US citizens just take showers everyday and NOT just wash their crotch thus having stinky everywhere else especially pits like the French too !! Yes, I've been to France as an adult around city folk and country all smelly. Even guys who came to my college YUCK !!
parkjm95 k I think he means minimizing it. It’s not a stretch to assume that hey we use water to A: Take a shower B: Wash the dishes C: Wash clothing Maybe WE SHOULD USE IT TO WASH OUR ASS!!!!! A wild thought I know
Now that I've become accustomed to having bidets in my house, I cringe at the thought of having to wipe my butt in a public restroom. I always feel like a filthy homeless person afterwards.
I was raised with bidets in Spain and then we came to the states and just didn't install one in our house. My parents finally installed one around 2010 and I wanted to but I just never got around to it. Fast forward to COVID I wish I did, but I just got in the shower instead. Then my Dentist had this gorgeous one and I was back on board with getting one. There is one by ToTo that I'm saving for.
@@sledge2105 you can use a wash cloth that you put in your hamper. Hello yoy wash your hands with soap. Lol you're rancid 😷🤢🤮 You don't wash your butt. Holy gracious me. That's nasty. You'd rather smear the poop around and irritate your butt hole with paper than wash it.
THIS! I live in Indonesia (Southeast Asia), we normally have that bidet thing, both sprayer pipe model or integrated nozzle shown here. What outrages me is some fancy hotel or mall trying to look western-friendly and installed stupid non bidets toilet, it feel so disgusting to only wipe our poo poo only with toilet paper, we need water to properly cleans it.
frickin toilet paper, use water. It feels fantasitic rather than a paper that may irritates your skin if you push it to hard, it feels like a wood just wasted to your butt. Use water, and soap too. It's enviromently friendly
When travelling to white countries, always keep an empty water bottle with you that you can use to pour on yourself to clean. I live in a white country and it’s tough lol, poor hygiene with these ppl
My husband and I just got a bidet a few weeks ago for our half bath! We're waiting to get bidets for the other two bathrooms until we can get an electrician in to install new outlets near the toilet. Even for the half bath toilet, we have to use an extension cord, so not ideal. We still use a bit of TP to wipe afterward (we got one with a dryer, but it's not very effective, particularly for the front end), but still, not wiping so much on the backside is so nice! I can't wait until we have a bidet for every toilet. We're waiting until late fall or winter, since that's when the workload for electricians slow down (my mom works for an electrician office, so we get a discount and want to be a accommodating).
@@OutragedPufferfish I am that person but I never said I was more reasonable, it is just my opinion. I am allowed to have a different opinion to you...
That's the expensive stuff. Some brands will try to sell you washlets with the same features at almost half the price that will break in a year. Stay with Toto.
Yeah, I met an American on this business trip once. He was weirded out by the "shower head" in the public toilet. I told him what it was for and he said that it's disgusting. I really don't get it. How in the world can he think that way?
Oh nah it feels gross to me too, now I have to dry all the wetness down there. I dont like toilet paper either, thats why I just keep baby wipes behind me lol.
I wipe getting the excess shit that's stuck there out then clean it with water. living in Europe did not change me even if there isn't any water to be found I clean my ass with cola
@@Ash590 So you're saying the water doesnt splash on the surface of your arse hole like when you wash a spoon? And if you have ever tried to dry yourself off with paper it requires multiple wipes. 1st one is guaranteed to like just soak water up. Then you need to wipe again.
I bought a sprayer bidet recently for my own apartment. I can understand not having the room for basically another sink in some of these bathrooms, but getting a sprayer attachment takes up no extra space. Now that I have a sprayer in my bathroom, I really don't like going to the bathroom anywhere else.
USA: toilet paper France:bidet Japan:electrical bidet Elon musk: “fools I use rocket fuel bidets Me: sits on top of a underwater volcano “it’s only a matter of time”
Japan and France use a bidget,its just that Japan uses a higher tech one. And rocket fuel bidgets come on you could have said a gold toilet or I use a Tesla as a toilet but still nice joke
Going to Japan for the first time made me fall in love with bidets. Although if you use good quality TP and you wipe thoroughly, it really doesn't feel weird afterwards lol. Just gotta make sure there isn't any left over residue and you're fine. When I use a bidet, I still use one square of TP for a courtesy check.
@@snowfox4277 ohhhhh sorry i though you were sarcastic. I really cant differentiate when it comes to writing. I am so sorry again. They did have that problem 😊
The Cat Who Saw You Naked oki doki I’ll look it up but it still is a lot harder to produce and ya gotta cut down a bunch of trees it says it in the video I’m pretty sure
They’re all over ethiopia too in hotels and homes!! I literally grew up knowing to use water like what does just toilet paper do?? i was always called crazy and nasty for using water to clean instead of just toilet paper!!! if u dont own a bidet i would recommend just having a cup in the bathroom to fill up as a replacement
Jonathan Lumbreras then you will have to dry your ass with a toilet paper. But you gonna use a lot less paper to dry your than cleaning it all only with toilet paper
Unfortunately, there is no point in complaining about wasting toilet paper to save the environment when how much you are using does not statistically and physically effect the rate at which trees are still being cut down to produce a new batch of toilet paper. So because of this, the video isn't at all being Hypocritical when saying that bidets are more environmentally friendly while throwing toilet paper everywhere. I do apologise for raining in on your parade but it had to be said.
A very nice video! I've used a Tushy bidet for years and love it. I've always wondered why America doesn't have bidets (when we have everything else, it seems). Who would think that that is related to GIs seeing bidets in brothels! Also, 37 gallons of water to make one roll of toilet paper blew me away-- who would think!
I had a hemorrhoid for 6 years. I bought one of those $24 Amazon bidet plug-ins and my hemorrhoid literally disappeared. I cannot believe how people still use toilet paper, it just feels so wrong now.
Note: North and Western Europe doesn’t really seem to have them in many homes, in my experience. Dutch people for one don’t appear to see the need for it.
Same goes for East..i come from Bulgaria and live in Germany...BUT, I've been taught from early age to use water whenever i finish..just wiping with toilet paper is not what i do.
I think they are happy with their unclean butts, uneven and incomprehensible measurement system, highest rate of maternal mortality in the developed world. They also seem happy with waging expensive wars.
I tried a bidet in an AirBnb in CA 4 years ago. I then installed it right away for my home. It's the only thing I miss when I travel. Now every time I got to CA I have to book that AirBnb house.
Plainly, I got fat and old and wiping became difficult, so I gave a bidet attachment a try. It was like 35 dollars and easy enough for me to install myself. It does have some drawbacks, and I still do use some TP, but less than half of what I used to use. It's definitely worth it.
Me: has unfinished homework due in the morning, and it’s late RUclips recommendations: dO yOu WAn t A biDeT vIDeO??¿ Me: *OH YEEHAW TIME HAS NO VALUE THIS IS THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING FOR ME TO BE DOING*
You can get basic bidet attachments for your regular toilet starting at less than $30. I have had one of these in my bathroom for 8 years and I wouldn’t be without it. They’re available online and now many home centers are offering them, too.
all the bidets ive seen dont retract into the toilet seat like the ones theyve shown in the vid. i was always grossed out by them bc what if someone has explosive diarrhea and shit gets all over the spout thing where the water comes out???
I have one that retracts and is self cleaning, and they’re the same price as the regular bidets. My recommendation is get one for your house, never is a public one unless you k ow how well they’re cleaned.
Illegal in the US to put an electric plug in such a place. Only electric plugs allowed are by the sink to keep idiots from electrocuting themselves in the tub. Now you could hardwire it so nothing else could be plugged in.
Same, the toilet with a bidet is the best one, we have containers of water near them all though (water running out is an issue though, bidet prevents that issue)
@@LoVE.B. I questioned it, at first, and would check with TP, but it was always clean. As far as feeling, it's not much different than spraying your butt in the shower, just maybe a little more powerful if you aren't careful with the pressure knob.
I live in Eastern Europe.... we have bidet for over 15 yrs, but Im not using it (in our first house where I was born we didn't have one). Thing is, bidet washes you & you need to wait till you dry off etc - well most adults, especially Americans, are in hurry - they don't have time for it. Also bidet gets dirty so quickly, so aside from regulary cleaning toilet, you need to clean that one too.
Jakob Flores not necessarily. You could want to change a habit but it’s so ingrained for you that you find it very difficult, or you could label it as a habit to deflect from the fact that you do it. You should probably clean up your garbage mouth, for example, and reflect on why you feel the need to be so impolite to someone you don’t know, or you could say “well i’m just an asshole, that’s how i am, get used to it.”
So the only thing I learned from this was that I was washing my hands with a bidet for three whole weeks in Japan. Great.
Bahahahahahahaha that's so funny! I choose to believe that really happened hahaha
lol
I laughed so hard!
OOF
Probably did happen, my sister went to Japan for People to People and she used it a few times till’ her hosts explained it to her
Amateurs, I use a fire hydrant
How is your butt rn?!
I think the pressure may have injured it 😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂
AHAHAH WTF
So thats why americans call themselves badass
Good one
Holy SHIT 😂😂
😂😂
Some of us use Bidets.
Rofl
I got a bidet this month and ive become the kind of person that doesn't want to use the bathroom outside of my house. It's life changing honestly to clean with water instead of nasty paper
YUP LOL
One converted American at a time! Welcome to the bidet club.
I wish you learn more teaching of Islam to be more peacful from Iside too.
In Islam it is mandatory to wash after toileting.
I live in Turkey. Even every house have bidet or squatting toilet, I still can't poop out of my house😂
@@fblii07 Hahaha oh nooo
why weren't handheld bidets mentioned? They're the easiest ones to use and install and doesn't require any extra plumbing
what?! never heard of that. gotta look it up
Sky Raven exactly the one I use.
That's the only bidet I know of, I didn't know self washing toliet bowls are the og bidets
The haldheld ones are the better option for me, i use it to clean the toilet too, like a mini hose in the bathroom lol
It's everywhere in Asia
In the middle east we have a small water hose next to the toilet seat itself, and they are freaking amazing!!
In some part of asia we have that too and we use it with the bidet for *_double cleaning performance._*
In Asia too
Same
In India, we use our left hands. 😅
Sometimes the pressure is too high that it starts to hurt
*pees into toilet*
*bidet sprays*
OH NO! MY TOILET IS GETTING REVENGE!!!
OML 😂😂😂
*Detroit become human*
uxzane6225 bidet become human*
You spray, I spray, we all spray when bidet's spray.
Aw man
Being in the plumbing industry for a little over 42 years as a plumber, business owner, instructor, now retired, I have installed 5 bidets. three of them were in my own homes. This last home I went with the bidet seats. They are well made, inexpensive, and durable. I have to admit I have all the bells and whistles on my master bath throne.
Which brand / model do you recommend to add on to my existing toilet to save my self plumbing headaches in the future. I've heard horror stories
@@sinnersavedbygracethankGOD American Standard makes a reliable one for the homeowner. You will have to have an elongated bowl. All you have to do is add the provided tee into your existing at the shutoff valve, either reuse or replace the toilet supply line and replace the toilet seat.
welcome to the civilized world, Bidet Sprayer is the best,
@@LexlutherVII it really is so civilized.
uses water to clean dishes
uses water to clean clothes
Uses water to shower
But uses tissues to wipe his arse
WE LIKE THE CHEESY-SCENTED RESIDUE
@@eaterdrinker000 so how are you?,have you taken your ass bleeding meds?
That's true! USE WATER! LIKE WTF
I LIKE TO AIR-DRY
@@c0pyca113 up where? It is external wash, which u do when u take a shower, except u now wash the region after every use to keep clean
When I was younger, my grandma had a bidet, and I thought it was a kid sink. I washed my hands in her bidet for 6 years before I could be able to use the adult sink.
No one told me what it was.
Bruh incredible
Oops
Thank you@Tonic Videos for reminding me of this comment, 3 months after it was posted...
@@tonik2558 LULZ
Bidets are dangerous
Once you get used to using a bidet, using toilet paper again seems medieval.
Honestly my bathroom has a bidet and I barely use toilet paper
**stone age
i dont have a bidet but i poop and wipe good b4 hopping in the shower and il use the shower head on the jet mode to spray my butthole super squeaky clean. best feeling ever not feeling mudbutt
Yeah I’d rather not be smearing my around my shit with my hand getting feces under my fingernails and having to wash the shit off my hands and fingernails in the sink smearing more shit on the fosses handles
@@imbehindu-uj2kz why would you still wipe your ass after youbuse bidet???
My parents got one with heated seat and everything and I used it for the first time after Thanksgiving dinner and immediately went and bought one the next day. I love it. The wife and I have tummy issues and it helps a lot and toilet paper sucks lol
Who the heck only spends $40-$70 on toilet paper? That's gotta be the single-ply crap hotels and restaurants use.
When u have shit 8 times a day like me
Brie Reynolds you’ve got a good point, i can spend that in about 2 months on that 3 ply
The man in Deadpool 2 raised the same point...... Anyone remembers that???
It's per person rather than per household, so a family of 4 would go through $160-280 per year
Mostly everyone in Asia... :/
Personally, I find scooting in the grass like a wormy dog more effective.
dobie gal I have to agree
I'm wheezing
You must be popular with your neighbours
This guy....
Oh my God You killed me.
dobie gal lol
”there's no space!”
*Confused in asian bathroom*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Asian 6sqm bathroom = toilet room = bathroom = vanity room = laundry room
*addt'l: for family of 5 people*
I am an Asian myself,and I 100% AGREE with what you have said
@@kyen685 you have the same condition as mine but I have 2 bathrooms one of them is for summers and one for winters because one has a hot water geyser and the other one has a shower.
This is the organized way of living 😂😂
@@RakeshPandey-ch4eb just Indian things
No space?? I can understand older homes but why not install them in newr ones.
During the toilet paper shortage of 2020, I installed a toilet seat attachment and it is life changing! I simply cannot believe people feel okay walking around with poo in their butts all day
that's why we eastern people think western people are disgusting and i refused to marry a western girl because she doesn't use bidet and i feel disguting about her
It feels weird and itchy down there. No matter how many times I wipe it with tp, it feels like there’s something wrong with my ass. I can’t even walk straight. I’m also afraid that I might smell like poo. 😂😂
@@vexcarius7100do you only wipe the top or something. Idrk why you feel that way
@@kingcroc4034 I use a lot of tissue paper. It still feels weird and dirty unlike cleaning it with water and soap.
@@vexcarius7100pp who only know this are used to it. I dont have bidget i just take a shower after. Best try to time your business before shower time or showrr tjme after. Anyways, i now remember they placed a small shower next to my toilet imma try to use it
As a US military member living in Japan, the TOTO Bidet changed my life. So when I move back to the States I will be buying the $300 bidet seat cover to come back with me.
How do you dry your ass?
@@smug8567 Mabey a rag?
Crypt Keeper o
Aubrey Armorer so you watch RUclips while you are an active military member?
Keon lmao
This explains why I dont see other people in the world going crazy over toilet paper for the Coronavirus just in America
Yeah, as an American in Asia, the toilet paper situation made me laugh. Spread the word for the rest 😆!
BMO na my Mom in Florida only bought one small pack of toilet paper, my dad didn’t buy any 😁
That's wrong people in australia are also hoarding toilet paper.
I'm a american and i don't even use pt
Exactly
Got a cheap bidet from Walmart and what a life changer. Feels super clean
I’ve been called nasty for having a bidet. It’s honestly the best thing ever.
What?
Same. I just don't understand. They told me I should just be like a normal person and take a shower after I use the toilet. 🤷♀️🤦♀️ I know my parts are clean, and who said it takes the place of showers? I swear people are weird.
@@Tata-iu3fy Ikr. Some people can be idiots. And boy do Americans need bidets.
Water is the best way to clean :)
wth? water is better for cleaning instead of toilet “paper”
I really wish this video gets viral in United States
Eswar Lakshminarayanan true
Share it
Same
Same
Changing to water can be a promising solution!
99% of the people watching this don’t know why they watched this
I dont.
you got me there.
It was recommended to me.
Fax
Yeap i am watching this and this video needs a beget to wash the crew out from the media oh wait they are the media
Hey, US, in the Philippines we use tábo (deeper with handle). You may use that too if you're uncomfortable with bidet. 😅
Well.... in the Philippines, hose bidets are treated as high tech versions of the tabo. Most higher-end commercial buildings built after 2015 tend to have bidets.
Finally mankind has invented a toilet that pisses on the floor.
I like ur pfp
American🤔🤔
XD
Adaleigh Weber lol thanks! WHO DAT
It also pisses on YOU!
“Bidet means small horse in French”
Me, a native French speaker: “wait what”
Nani
I think you have contracted gay
Lol, but what does it mean?
The French ruins everything...
Que
Just wait until Apple released "iBidet" and american would buy it for US$ 6000
That's the way to introduce bidet in America.... Atleast, it would reduce millions of stinky asses..
They discontinued the "i" naming so it would be AppleBidet
True lol
You forgot the funny
Do or just do it
Just had a bidet installed yesterday. I have used it once and I will never go back to toilet paper again! It is especially helpful since I am an elderly type 2 diabetic male who has used the shower to effect the same result previously!
I am an American and I have a bidet. It's the best investment I've ever made! I bought them for my family too
Same.
Does it cost a lot to feed a "Small horse"
No kidding. I think I got second one after they were restocked in the middle of Covid. We had one pretty decently before, but because of everyone freaking out over TP, I wanted to get another one.
No TP issues here.
I’m sorry because this is a stupid question but um...you spray your bum with the bidet and then...dry with tp? Walk around with a wet bum? I love the idea of a bidet yet am unsure about this aspect of it
@@Luna-rw5up yep. All you use the tp for is to dry off. It doesn’t take much
Switching from toilet paper to a bidet two years ago felt like switching a horse carriage for a car. I couldn’t believe how much it improved my life. Not to mention i was unworried when everyone was hoarding tp.
just wipe then use the bidet
@Ted Montana lol
@@hassanulger7167 that kinda defeats the purpose, it’s actually the opposite
@@waterdubz7208 In Italy we use both the bidet and the toilet paper, it doesn't deafeat the purpose since we use less toilet paper, just a bit so that when you use your hand you don't get crap all over you, we use bidets that are not in the toilet, we call those "japanese bidets"
@@lucabralia5125 you built different
American here, got a bidet and its lifesaving for those bad days.
Where did you buy yours from? Did you import it? I want one. How much did you pay for professional installation?
@@PSYCHOV3N0M we Iranians, use a hose installed next to the toilet seat... it's the best and most clean way as you can adjust the pressure. I definitely recommend it bro!
@@m.a4491 same in VN, i never see a bidet installed in any toilet in VN
and i imagine it'd be more convenient being able to adjust the pressure, the amount, the direction with a hose
M lll I have used both I like the bidet more because you just turn on a switch
PSYCHO amazon, goes under the seat.
As a Thai person, I have to say I am grateful we have bidets in almost anywhere we go.
The only places that don’t use bidets are malls, airlines and airports all because there are American customers who complain about bidets.
Because they choose to be uninformed And disgusting😬😷👀🤣🤣⛲🧼 *not all
Because Westerners still think they’re superior to us
wtf
@@ramengurung9913 america isnt western, western people still use bidets
I'm not Thai, I'm from Indonesia. And I hate it if I go to "fancy" Malls and hotels somehow the engineer/designer think that wiping with TP is more "modern' than bidet
Americans are the type of people that get disgusted at something thats cleaner
Senexe Europeans and Asians might use bidets but they smell bad. Especially the French
PrettyPrettyPumpkin how do they smell bad? That just down right rude.
Senexe Did you watch the video or...
@@prettyprettypumpkin8450 dude asian bidets have built in perfume sprayers, even heated seats. there's no such thing as a smelly toilet here.
@@kronigen I don't know where "here" is, but I lived in China for 3 months during a high school program in the summer. The train and bus stations had a literal hole to crap in and my home stay had an out house. So considering the sheer volume of people in Asia OVERALL and in general. My orig comment was accurate. Americans thus do NOT have a problem with things that are cleaner. Have you SEEN a deodorant and ass wipes isle in a Supermarket....?? All my peep are buying and using that shit 24/7. Most US citizens just take showers everyday and NOT just wash their crotch thus having stinky everywhere else especially pits like the French too !! Yes, I've been to France as an adult around city folk and country all smelly. Even guys who came to my college YUCK !!
This comment section is full of hate between Americans and others
R u guys srsly fighting over how to wipe ur
a$$????
Mrpiggyguy yeah. I don’t want a dirty ass
parkjm95 k I think he means minimizing it. It’s not a stretch to assume that hey we use water to
A: Take a shower
B: Wash the dishes
C: Wash clothing
Maybe WE SHOULD USE IT TO WASH OUR ASS!!!!!
A wild thought I know
It's an arse
Do you have any suggestions about anything better to fight over??
@Rayne yeah right, I use soap too I wash my rear bumper with soap and wipe it with paper towels its cleaner and doesn't itch or irritate the skin
Upon the Covid-induced toilet paper crisis, we bought one. Now I can't figure out how we ever got along without one. What dirty animals we were!
I am a Muslim and we always use water to clean ourselves. Some use water then toilet paper for drying
@@MADvocate7 meee 😂 it has to be both. hygiene is number 1 priority
@@adnanfaisal1085 totally
We have always managed but you can't imagine really? How stupid you sound.
Now that I've become accustomed to having bidets in my house, I cringe at the thought of having to wipe my butt in a public restroom. I always feel like a filthy homeless person afterwards.
I was raised with bidets in Spain and then we came to the states and just didn't install one in our house. My parents finally installed one around 2010 and I wanted to but I just never got around to it. Fast forward to COVID I wish I did, but I just got in the shower instead. Then my Dentist had this gorgeous one and I was back on board with getting one. There is one by ToTo that I'm saving for.
toto is very well known in Indonesia! they offer wide range of product, fron basic to the sophisticated bidet 😂😂
You wiped ur ass in the shower?
@@sledge2105 you just wash. You wash your butt anyways when you shower right? Its no different from a bidet and its more hygenic.
@@Cantetinza17 The poop water is going back onto your hands no I don't wash my butt crack in the shower 🤢
@@sledge2105 you can use a wash cloth that you put in your hamper. Hello yoy wash your hands with soap. Lol you're rancid 😷🤢🤮
You don't wash your butt. Holy gracious me. That's nasty. You'd rather smear the poop around and irritate your butt hole with paper than wash it.
Me at 3 a.m:
"Why US bathrooms dont have bidets"
Literally me rn!!!
Almost 3am where I am at currently lol
It’s 3:18 while I’m watching 💀💀
came here after a rather confusing vsauce vid
Why don't planes have parachutes?
"Americans spend 40-70 dollars a year for toilet paper"
*wait what? that's what I spend in a month*
Mehrtzziaa Bicocoingigin ummmm....
when you buy the taco bell burrito instead of the chulpa and get food poisoning
Get the biggest pack you can get.
you're not supposed to eat the stuff...
@@asa3009hazel just buy it in bulk at costco
THIS! I live in Indonesia (Southeast Asia), we normally have that bidet thing, both sprayer pipe model or integrated nozzle shown here. What outrages me is some fancy hotel or mall trying to look western-friendly and installed stupid non bidets toilet, it feel so disgusting to only wipe our poo poo only with toilet paper, we need water to properly cleans it.
yes especially when i have stomach ache at mall 😖😖😣🤢 they don't even have bidet only have toilet paper
yup we need water to wash out poop
yes I feel dirty if I only clean them with toilet paper/tissue💀
frickin toilet paper, use water. It feels fantasitic rather than a paper that may irritates your skin if you push it to hard, it feels like a wood just wasted to your butt. Use water, and soap too. It's enviromently friendly
When travelling to white countries, always keep an empty water bottle with you that you can use to pour on yourself to clean. I live in a white country and it’s tough lol, poor hygiene with these ppl
My husband and I just got a bidet a few weeks ago for our half bath! We're waiting to get bidets for the other two bathrooms until we can get an electrician in to install new outlets near the toilet. Even for the half bath toilet, we have to use an extension cord, so not ideal. We still use a bit of TP to wipe afterward (we got one with a dryer, but it's not very effective, particularly for the front end), but still, not wiping so much on the backside is so nice! I can't wait until we have a bidet for every toilet. We're waiting until late fall or winter, since that's when the workload for electricians slow down (my mom works for an electrician office, so we get a discount and want to be a accommodating).
Are you that "I'm more reasonable than most people because I prefer silver to gold" chick?
@@OutragedPufferfish I am that person but I never said I was more reasonable, it is just my opinion. I am allowed to have a different opinion to you...
World: *uses bidet* Ah, so refreshing
US: Water? Euw! *Wipes poop*
World: Euw!
@Christopher Bogie so out of topic lol thanks for the effort though lol.
Mohd Haffiez Mohmad Nazri how is that out of topic? You’re talking about wiping shit and he was talking about wiping shit as well...
I’m from Southeast Asia but I live i America, luckily we have a bidet so I don’t have to....um.......yeah.....
The way you write ew really bothers me.
I dont know how to feel about water entering my butt so I'd stick to manually doing it
*That is Disgusting*
"wipes butt as star spangled banner plays in the distance"
This work better at the same time it feel good
@૨σყαℓ ƭεε nope I just pull up my boxer
@૨σყαℓ ƭεε for real
@@darkoni95 so you walk around in your poop, and ass water soaked boxers all day?
@@TheOliveBranch7 would you rather I wear yours?
1:41 I never knew a bidet could look so heavenly
That's the expensive stuff. Some brands will try to sell you washlets with the same features at almost half the price that will break in a year. Stay with Toto.
Yeah, I met an American on this business trip once. He was weirded out by the "shower head" in the public toilet. I told him what it was for and he said that it's disgusting. I really don't get it. How in the world can he think that way?
Bruh not everyone likes things creeping up on you down there 🤣🤣🤣
@@gordo9104 this bidet is placed next to the toilet seat not underneath
Oh nah it feels gross to me too, now I have to dry all the wetness down there. I dont like toilet paper either, thats why I just keep baby wipes behind me lol.
@@tiffanybarnes8286it’s better to have wetness than have doo doo in your butt crack
I would use a bidet and then wipe to make sure it's clean lmao
Same lmao
Lol that's how people do it normally. Use bidet , dry your ass with toilet paper. Nobody wears their pants with water dripping from their ass..
Ahmet Özgür I do lol
I would say more than half of the people who use bidet, do that.
I wipe getting the excess shit that's stuck there out then clean it with water. living in Europe did not change me even if there isn't any water to be found I clean my ass with cola
I can’t imagine not washing AND wiping the water off after I pee or poop.
Tima For reals, it's just wet down there and then you pull up your pants and underwear and then they get wet
@@Ash590 So you're saying the water doesnt splash on the surface of your arse hole like when you wash a spoon? And if you have ever tried to dry yourself off with paper it requires multiple wipes. 1st one is guaranteed to like just soak water up. Then you need to wipe again.
As a South East Asia people, i'm agree with you
Some of the higher end bidet seats come with a dryer, actually.
@KvAT same 😶
I’m sorry, I use a water hose
*On pressure*
Get on my level
Xayvern I use a water jet with the widest nozzle with 40000 psi
Noob I have a fire hydrant
All that pressure in ya butt feel good huh😂
I used to use a water hose and pressure it with my bare fingers like a *_man_*
get on my toilet seat
@@PaPa-kt2zw Sure does fam
I bought a sprayer bidet recently for my own apartment. I can understand not having the room for basically another sink in some of these bathrooms, but getting a sprayer attachment takes up no extra space. Now that I have a sprayer in my bathroom, I really don't like going to the bathroom anywhere else.
Thank you for that; I think the sprayer attachment will probably be my best option, too.
40-70 dollars a year on toilet paper? Where are they shopping I need that connection.
Yeah, that number is missing a 0 or two
Daverous Randle I spend more that that.
Per person...
They got that 1 ply, that's why. Breaks every time
Maybe if you buy that 1 ply sandpaper garbage they have in most public toilets
Bidets are not a thing in Europe. At least not in the Netherlands, Belgium, France, Germany nor Poland (countries I frequently visit for work).
Puff Daddy FPV they're not a thing in Romania either
Italy has bidets somehow.
Greece doesn't have a single one too
Neither in Finland
Or Russia.
USA: toilet paper
France:bidet
Japan:electrical bidet
Elon musk: “fools I use rocket fuel bidets
Me: sits on top of a underwater volcano “it’s only a matter of time”
Japan and France use a bidget,its just that Japan uses a higher tech one. And rocket fuel bidgets come on you could have said a gold toilet or I use a Tesla as a toilet but still nice joke
basically no one in France uses a bidet, only Italy
Going to Japan for the first time made me fall in love with bidets. Although if you use good quality TP and you wipe thoroughly, it really doesn't feel weird afterwards lol. Just gotta make sure there isn't any left over residue and you're fine. When I use a bidet, I still use one square of TP for a courtesy check.
You can use the highest quality TP out there, you're still just smearing it into your skin.
Thats because you are used to wiping with tp. It still has fecal matter on your ass even when wiping.
America: Fighting to buy toilet paper during the pandemic
Rest of the world: 🤣🤣🤣
Didn’t Australia have the same problem?
@@snowfox4277 i mean what was he/she gonna say, the countries in specific that didnt have that problem?
@@fandomcomic I don’t know I’m just asking a question lol
@@snowfox4277 ohhhhh sorry i though you were sarcastic. I really cant differentiate when it comes to writing. I am so sorry again. They did have that problem 😊
@@fandomcomic thank you for letting me know and yes this is why emojis were invented lol🤗
So why no one bring this up while everyone was recycling and being environmentally safe
Because thinking for yourself is of no interest to most
@Luis Medrano I'm from the future where there is no such thing as college.
Dickass
TP is environmentally friendly, I'm pretty sure, since it dissolves quickly.
The Cat Who Saw You Naked oki doki I’ll look it up but it still is a lot harder to produce and ya gotta cut down a bunch of trees it says it in the video I’m pretty sure
I've always wanted a bidet even as a kid. I just like feeling clean.
This video made me feel unclean
It means that you're a smart kid
I didn't know you could simply just buy a bidet toilet seat attachment until I saw this video.
Well damn the amount of racism in the comment section is enough to kill anyone's dream of traveling to different countries around the world.
What racism?
Christian B I think he meant the hate of America
Yup, comment sections are incredibly toxic, especially when the British are involved
@@aaaadit5155 toxic when we're involved eh
Jediael yes.
Welcome to another episode of why tf is this in my recommended
With your host....
Google knows you aren't cleaning your ass that's why
You searched "Why does my ass itch so much?" too many times.
@@JohnSmith-dq4dx You would know!
Bro this isn’t even that bad or weird to be in your recommended videos compared to other vids
Noob: use toilet paper or hoses
Amateur: shower off the shit
Pros : use the fire hydrants
Legends : use a water geyser
Ultra legends use the hose ot a water truck...
Mobashshir Kareem how about a fire truck
Rookies I use the ocean
@@osmosisv9502 I use the water from a nuclear reactor cooling system. Cleans it right of but might be a slight burn to the bottom.
Legends use fingers and a mug
They’re all over ethiopia too in hotels and homes!! I literally grew up knowing to use water like what does just toilet paper do?? i was always called crazy and nasty for using water to clean instead of just toilet paper!!! if u dont own a bidet i would recommend just having a cup in the bathroom to fill up as a replacement
I’m stationed in Korea rn. I swear these things are awesome. Took awhile to get used to but I’ve never felt more clean 😂
Haha same except i got stationed in Japan.
When butt is clean it's not sexy anymore :/
@Dacia Sandero guys lol im an asian and I do that in usa
Jonathan Lumbreras then you will have to dry your ass with a toilet paper. But you gonna use a lot less paper to dry your than cleaning it all only with toilet paper
I've using them my whole life, I'm from South America 😅
Meanwhile in the Philippines...
**laughs in tabo**
PoundCake lmao
*laughs nervously because there's a big spider beside*
🇵🇭
No tabo? No problem! use plastic cup EZ solution
We wipe our anis with pur bare hands and sope while the other hand pour on it
*AISAN 100*
Oh finally, i’ve been using sandpaper all this time.
Coarse grade or fine grade?
Is this supposed to be a Gintama reference
John Cabatay lol.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Wait, there's people out there who don't use sandpaper?
All of my bathrooms have bidets. I tried bringing it up for other people to buy, but they thought it was weird.
Meanwhile they tease Indians and other Asians for using water.😂
I can already see the angry americans in the comments
This comment section is about to be an angry nest
@@HaveanOreshnik There's a know-it-all idiot right below your comment.
@@Stellock yank spotted above you
@@ObamaSexGaming2007 see this is why china hates you yanks
Will the US ever make a good butt washer? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
Fricking filler
It's a vagina cleanser, perfect to clean vaginas because of the toxic tampon they are clogging up their vaginas.
Saving the rainforest apparently depends on you wiping or not wiping your a**🥰
I hope that no. Smelly girl ass is much more sexy for rimming :P
I make this dragon ball z joke years ago but no one didn't understand it cause memes wasn't that big back then
Video: It’s more environmentally friendly
Video: Throws toilet paper *e v e r y w h e r e*
Unfortunately, there is no point in complaining about wasting toilet paper to save the environment when how much you are using does not statistically and physically effect the rate at which trees are still being cut down to produce a new batch of toilet paper. So because of this, the video isn't at all being Hypocritical when saying that bidets are more environmentally friendly while throwing toilet paper everywhere. I do apologise for raining in on your parade but it had to be said.
@@Zoditron I bet you are really fun at parties.
Charlie Walter he’s not wrong though lol
Ghostbo VEVO gottem
@@Zoditron you're not wrong, but here in Italy most use them because it's cleaner that way, not because you waste less toilet paper
A very nice video! I've used a Tushy bidet for years and love it. I've always wondered why America doesn't have bidets (when we have everything else, it seems). Who would think that that is related to GIs seeing bidets in brothels! Also, 37 gallons of water to make one roll of toilet paper blew me away-- who would think!
*Pee in toilet*
*Toilet pees back*
Top 10 anime retaliations
in america you pee in a toilet
in soviet russia toilet pees on you
Random owl lol OH YEAH WBT
Weeb
XD Oooooof
Do you use a hair dryer? Instead of paper I mean.
it's because we have PTSD from when the water comes back up from the splash
😂
This comment made my day, thank you very much
Sooooooo true
Ironically the bidet will clean off the poo water splash back.
@Noel Noel What are you talking about? Are you a female?
"The name bidet means pony or.."
Well i think we have our answer right there don't we Suzy.
I was thinking the same thing. Lol
@Chase Lewis not sure what arse means but I agree
It was called that because you would straddle it...
Nykyrian
My thoughts exactly.
“Having a pony near your tushy...” nope.
I had a hemorrhoid for 6 years. I bought one of those $24 Amazon bidet plug-ins and my hemorrhoid literally disappeared. I cannot believe how people still use toilet paper, it just feels so wrong now.
Note: North and Western Europe doesn’t really seem to have them in many homes, in my experience.
Dutch people for one don’t appear to see the need for it.
Same goes for East..i come from Bulgaria and live in Germany...BUT, I've been taught from early age to use water whenever i finish..just wiping with toilet paper is not what i do.
Every single house in Finland has one.
randomm User1237589 How about Europeans inventing the modern toilet as it is.
An Asian can’t live without a water hose in the toilet
Madusa Ma’am don’t forget the Arabs
We use a "tabo" on cleaning uwu
Or as we filipino's call
A
*b u c k e t o f w a t e r a k a a t a b o*
I live in America so water hoses don't exist in my toilet. 😔
Philpinos use tabo (a small bucket) to wash their but with or without paper
America just refuses to listen to reason on so many things. Bidets, metric, maternity leave.
Shut up Tanya no one cares
@@gamingwithjack7974 did we just spot an American?
WARS AND WARMING TOO
I think they are happy with their unclean butts, uneven and incomprehensible measurement system, highest rate of maternal mortality in the developed world.
They also seem happy with waging expensive wars.
@@winny.. ???? Are you the type to say "koreaboo" as a _very original_ insult everytime you spot a kpop stan lmao get a life
I tried a bidet in an AirBnb in CA 4 years ago. I then installed it right away for my home. It's the only thing I miss when I travel. Now every time I got to CA I have to book that AirBnb house.
My wife and I made the bidet jump about two years ago (not long before that fun TP shortage) and it has been amazing. Weve been advocates ever since!
Try A Jet spray also 😉
Everyone except Americans:
*Laughs Internationally*
GilFish laughs in Kilometer per Centigrade
Not even gonna lie, this format is starting to irritate me
And the UK. It’s infuriating.
@@naznimation will then keep your funky ass Where You Are and also India doesn't have hardly any toilets to service the population
I live in canada and one of the homes I lived in had a bidet
Y'all finding out about this just now? 1400 years behind guys.
In terms of wiping their asses after taking a shit?
Ikr! I bought myself an attachment off Amazon for 20 bucks, love it.
@@carlosspicy-wiener6727 yep, our prophet told us to use water time ago and you guys discover this now that it's cleaner than just toilet paper
1400 late
Wiping only with toilet paper is disgusting. I use water at home and never use the toilet in public bathrooms
Plainly, I got fat and old and wiping became difficult, so I gave a bidet attachment a try. It was like 35 dollars and easy enough for me to install myself. It does have some drawbacks, and I still do use some TP, but less than half of what I used to use. It's definitely worth it.
Us Americans love to use things that are the least environmentally friendly
Nah, we dont want to use bidets because they're gay
@@quigpig455 I found badass guys lol
@@quigpig455 You guys don't use bidets because you guys like to have dirty butt
@@quigpig455 hi stinky hole
@@quigpig455 nahh your just disgusting
Me, an American: *sees this video*
"...."
"Wtf are bidets?"
Averixx I was confuuuused
Me, who uses a bidet without knowing it's called a bidet: *wtf are bidets*
Actually you should have said me,AN American instead of me,and American
I‘m from Germany, never used one and have‘nt seen many
Me in Sweden: wtf are bidets?
I’ve been using these to wash my hands in Europe oh god what have I done
*What have I done*
Why are you upset? It's tap water, separate from the one being flushed.
John Sandro I never knew what it was for I thought it was a mini sink okay I didn’t know and quite honestly didn’t think
Wasnt the ""sink"" kinda low?
@Handsome Squidward golden shower
Take IT !!! I can confirm I’m not a midget but I can be a person controlled by a midget
Having a bidet almost makes me want to invite my friends over just to take a sh#% and try it.
Me: has unfinished homework due in the morning, and it’s late
RUclips recommendations: dO yOu WAn t A biDeT vIDeO??¿
Me: *OH YEEHAW TIME HAS NO VALUE THIS IS THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING FOR ME TO BE DOING*
Galactic Axolatl omg me too!
this came up 4 in the morning. not gonna lie would feel good after some spicy food
Jack Qu getting sprayed by water in the anus makes you want hot sauce your weird
Galactic Axolatl me literally rn
Sameeeeee
Imagine peeing standing up and the toilet peed back at you
Bidets aren’t added to urinals ya goof
@@CoastalKite he is talking about the japanese one
Kay325 because everyone has a urinal at home yes
HAHAHAHAHAHNOOOOOOO
How else would I get my daily h20 consumption
Now Americans are regretting it because the corona virus and toilet paper shortages. (Edit: thanks for all the likes)
Loveleen Kaur What do you guys do if there is a water shortage?
W S ocean is big
Facts
@@winter_s_44 Just switch back to TP or anything avaialble . Anyway, one must try. Its very soothing.
I do regret it, i regret it so much. i want a place with a bidet but you'll never find a place for rent with a bidet
You can get basic bidet attachments for your regular toilet starting at less than $30. I have had one of these in my bathroom for 8 years and I wouldn’t be without it. They’re available online and now many home centers are offering them, too.
all the bidets ive seen dont retract into the toilet seat like the ones theyve shown in the vid. i was always grossed out by them bc what if someone has explosive diarrhea and shit gets all over the spout thing where the water comes out???
😂This is the comment everyone wanted to mention but too afraid to say..... LMAO
that’s my fear lmao
I have one that retracts and is self cleaning, and they’re the same price as the regular bidets.
My recommendation is get one for your house, never is a public one unless you k ow how well they’re cleaned.
Abbey Gabrielle and I don’t want water squirting up my anus
@@robster7787 Or just use toilet paper. That way you know it is clean every time.
I had an electrician put an outlet behind my toilet just so I could have my electric bidet. It was worth every penny
Illegal in the US to put an electric plug in such a place. Only electric plugs allowed are by the sink to keep idiots from electrocuting themselves in the tub. Now you could hardwire it so nothing else could be plugged in.
@@Losttoanyreason Sounds like a dumb law that should be broken. But, hardwiring is also an option, for people worried about house inspections.
@@Losttoanyreason Can't speak for everywhere in the US, but in most places it's allowed as long as it's GFCI protected.
Top trends in new and old electric work.
# 1. Generators
# 2. gfci outlet behind toilets
# 3. Electric vehicle charging station
# 4. USB outlets
@Ukulele JD WRONG !!!!
My mom recently bought us a bidet, it's the best investment we've made all year.
Same, the toilet with a bidet is the best one, we have containers of water near them all though (water running out is an issue though, bidet prevents that issue)
Bruh why would I willing be violated by my toilet
Nice, ur saving the environment and saving money 💅
Jet sprays are better
@@humanguyalsoperson7987 why would you want to smear your ass with shit
I wish I had a bidet. I have had so many never-ending wipes it's unbelievable.
Filipino’s and Indian’s:
“Toilet papers tch so primitive”
Very true cleaning with water is very hygienic.
@@rpatel3935 yep
Basically wiping on leaves after pooping.
As a Filipino, our family uses both.
Whats toilet paper?
There isn’t anymore of those here in Australia
·Blue - Echo· there is in my house.. but I think that’s just cuz I’m Asian.
「 I t z 。 S u k i 」 maybe
My mate has an old one in his house
I have a question, how do you dry it off after getting squirt?
@@condorX2 napkins... I think...
I bought a butt-washer toilet seat when the 2020 toilet paper shortage happened, and I could kick myself for not getting one a long time ago.
^^^
Is it weird, at first?
@@LoVE.B. I questioned it, at first, and would check with TP, but it was always clean. As far as feeling, it's not much different than spraying your butt in the shower, just maybe a little more powerful if you aren't careful with the pressure knob.
@@LoVE.B. Yeah, it takes a few visits for the novelty to wear off. Warm water and a heated seat make visits to the throne much more enjoyable.
I did the same Alex Stanley
The water must be cold at first? Then you still have to wipe dry.
I live in Eastern Europe.... we have bidet for over 15 yrs, but Im not using it (in our first house where I was born we didn't have one).
Thing is, bidet washes you & you need to wait till you dry off etc - well most adults, especially Americans, are in hurry - they don't have time for it.
Also bidet gets dirty so quickly, so aside from regulary cleaning toilet, you need to clean that one too.
“Habit” is always just an excuse for “i don’t wanna change”
Legit. They say they will change but no.
Jesse Nguyen That is the literal nature of a habit, dumbass.
Jesse Nguyen it’s not really...
Jesse Nguyen beautifully put.
Jakob Flores not necessarily. You could want to change a habit but it’s so ingrained for you that you find it very difficult, or you could label it as a habit to deflect from the fact that you do it. You should probably clean up your garbage mouth, for example, and reflect on why you feel the need to be so impolite to someone you don’t know, or you could say “well i’m just an asshole, that’s how i am, get used to it.”
And they call us “The Third World Countries”
Hmmm...
Asad Chishti sir where do you live?
Who are us?
LOL Muslim
@P E well India has 99% sanitation coverage in 2019.
Check on Wikipedia
I've never seen anyone shitting In the streets or in the beach my entire life.
After going to Japan I was amazed at how good these toilettes are, I hope one day they catch on in the UK.
You can Get one I Had Got one to US Along with a Jet spray (More pressure)
uK is a toilet now due to the number of Pakistanis u have there
Coronavirus: *Toilet Paper Shortage*
RUclips Recommendations: *wHy US bAThRoOmS dOn'T hAvE biDeTs*
We gonna buy them bidets before everyone goes apeshit over them.
@@Stretchdiazz or U could be a rational human and already have them installed because it's in your hygienic educated culture.
@@Farvids For some dumbass reason, We don't have em installed over here in America. So Filipinos like me use a bucket of water.
@@Stretchdiazz thats acceptable bro! Mad respect to the watering can
I bought 3
I have a toilet seat attachment. The pressure is more than adequate but it simply does not work on it's own. Wiping is still necessary.