*"That airs as is or it doesn't air"* I like that this is one of the only times we actually see Conan throwing his power around, and it's to make sure this doesn't get edited. Fantastic choice, honestly.
I made the mistake of listening to the podcast on a walk when this ad read came up. I almost peed my pants and was crying with laughter. Luckily no one was around lol.
I've made a decision long ago about not listening to the podcast while trying to work out at the gym. Too many failed sets due to uncontrollable laughter.
Finally the Bidet ad!! I was dying to listen to this since everybody was talking about it. This did not disappoint at all. Definitely in the HOF of Conan ad reads
I hope this doesn't turn off advertisers from Conan. Here's the thing: Yes they're laughing at the ad, and the absurdity that Conan of all people has to do this, but this actually made the bidet ad so much more memorable than if he just read it out as is. Don't fear chaotic ad reads like this, embrace them.
Well, the ad was written this way by the advertisers, so I'm sure they knew exactly what they were doing and what the outcome would be. It's not like Conan reads other ads with a poker face.
When “Some More News” runs ads for them, she’s wearing a t-shirt that reads *Ask Me About My Bunghole* in big block letters, so I think this is what they more or less count on with these.
Thanks for putting this on RUclips, Bley, so the UK and the rest of the world didn't miss this gem, which had me (and everyone in the studio apparently) CRYING 😂😂😂 with laughter.
I remember Jordan saying Americans are naive in believing that paper would do the job. I think he’s got a bidet. And of course his wet wipes whenever he goes out
@@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407Americans are nasty for not using a bidet. If people get a mess on their arms or hands, they use soap and water then wipe/dry. Why wouldn't people do the same approach with the dirtiest part of the body.
My roommate just shouted at me because they were in a meeting and I was laughing too hard. I haven't laughed continuously like this since I was in high school, my jaw hurts so much. I love you Cones!
The fact that Conan can get his entire crew to wholeheartedly belly laughter shows his authentic nature. He’s a natural comic/entertainer with no other intention but to make people laugh.
As a proud owner of the Luxe Bidet, I can absolutely vouche for them. I paid less than $80 and was able to install it myself. It's definitely a life changer. And I love Conan for managing to nail this commercial 😂😂😂
THIS. IS. GOLD. Luxe, if you're watching this, this will do more promotion than reading the ad copy normally ever could! Take note for future collaborations! 😂
We heard this while listening to the podcast in the car. I’m amazed I didn’t wreak the vehicle while we both were crying from laughing. Thank you for releasing a video of this now iconic moment!
It’s sad we have to say “season 1 ad read”, that was when he did this podcast just for fun before selling out to Sirius. Hopefully he will do this more in the future
Yesss! It’s a Christmas miracle! I’ve been waiting for this to be released. I nearly died laughing listening to it on the podcast. I was at work listening with earbuds in. Got some strange looks from coworkers as I giggled into my hands.
I absolutely lost it when I heard this the first time. I forwarded it to my friends and family who I know have a sense a humor and they absolutely love it.
Conan is so funny that just his ad reads can be posted as videos by themselves. The only other person I know that has this level of comedy when it comes to ad reads is Sam Riegel from Critical Role.
There should be awards for the most hilarious ads on RUclips. I love reading funny Amazon reviews especially the ones for adult toys. There are some great ones!
Seriously, this is one of funniest things I've ever heard from Conan. DYING hahahahahaa the you must go, that's a large burrito strangled me into hysterics.
This is actually a pretty rare comedy situation that I love: Protagonist reluctantly pushes thru a task and pretends he is enjoying the task while really he is shocked at how below him he feels the task really is. And to constantly go back and forth between pretending to love it and openly and aggressively expressing how much he hates it lmao
You see a subtle version of this in real life with maybe a mall Santa just totally burned out from hours of the same thing but still putting up the act, with subtle signs of exhaustion between each kid.
I have one of these Bidet for a couple years now. They work great, but I will never be able to look it the same way again. Spinning on the toilet seat had me in tears!
Yes, Conan, you ARE "pee in your pants funny"! This is an instant classic. The RUclips algo is feeding me 20 COBNAF episodes a day, but I don't mind; even though I've seen them all multiple times, they still make me laugh EVERY DAMN TIME.
Hit the floor third time through, couldn't sit up, face and stomach hurt, somehow gets funnier each time. Laughed so hard I snorted. Several times. And yeah, round four is coming up.
I have a cold right now and was in the middle of blowing my nose when you yelled what you did about Grandma needing to wash her ass. I actually hurt my neck. Have you ever been unable to control a loud laugh while blowing your nose? Ouch. But I'm going to watch this again because it was too funny. Side note: I've had a bidet for years and will never live without one now. I think mine was super inexpensive (like $35?) and easy to install (I did it myself). So I missed out on the bells and whistles of the advertised model, it seems! Maybe next time!
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Happy to see that Eduardo has risen to “receives physical abuse from Conan” level of the employee ladder 😂😂😂 truly rarified air.
Thats my dream
*"That airs as is or it doesn't air"*
I like that this is one of the only times we actually see Conan throwing his power around, and it's to make sure this doesn't get edited. Fantastic choice, honestly.
he released the toilet cut
@@HeroicHaroon You ever hear of water cutters? Well...
‘The bidet comes and finds YOU when it’s time to poop’
😂😂Conan is RIDICULOUSLY quick good God.
Love this segment, but he told the same joke before when he visited the Toto Toilet Showroom in Japan with Jordan.
@@cheukbunchan515 When you make as much content as Conan, some duplication is unavoidable.
Only thing missing was a Del Taco reference but it's still perfect
@@littlemisspricklesthe del taco del flusho?!
…that was a large burrito…
This ad was not what we were expecting, but everything we could have hoped for.
Thank you SO MUCH for clearing this up.
@@der.Schtefansaid my ass to the bidet
Yes thank you so much for clearing this! Absolutely hilarious and the reason you all are the only bidet brand I know 😂
No comma buts. Just calmer butts.
You definitely got your money's worth!! 🤣🤣🤣
I kind of want him to get more misaligned brand deals now just to see Conan be flabbergasted constantly
"Wtf happened to me- I went to a good school..." lmaooo.
The “Man Grate”!!
Great now I already have my Christmas shopping done for next year… everyone gets a bidet
It's a Conan Miracle!@@davidberge5851
Kratom here we come
I was on the fence before, that didn't work well, now I'm on a bidet. Thanks Conan O'Brian, you changed my life
Were you shitting on the fence? THAT'S DISGUSTING!
He didn't mention the guy in Osaka who got blasted off the bowl.
I'm buying 2
as your neighbor, i'm thankful for conan
The trick is to sit on the post.
The final desperate “THEY MADE ME SPELL BIDET” is just the chef’s kiss on this whole thing
Didn't know the man went to Harvard, that was our bad
@@luxebidet lol i love you
I made the mistake of listening to the podcast on a walk when this ad read came up. I almost peed my pants and was crying with laughter. Luckily no one was around lol.
Seems like a bidet would've been handy in that scenario.
I've made a decision long ago about not listening to the podcast while trying to work out at the gym. Too many failed sets due to uncontrollable laughter.
It’s a bummer you hadn’t shut your pants, something with which a Lux Neo+ bidet would have been of much help.
Close call. You would have needed a 360 degree self cleaning apparatus.
Clean as a whistle..
"What the f**K happened to me? I went to a good college....!" Ad read, five stars.
If we could, we'd give it 6
Hahaha made me laugh harder to think this is what he would end up saying while he went to Harvard 😂 love Conan
"I wrote a thesis!!"😂
"I've raised a family!"
If Sona was there, we wouldn't have heard half of this copy because she'd have been laughing too hard.
Hahaha She would’ve hyperventilated
I feel like that may have been intentional 😂😂😂
she's Armenian, she very likely uses a bidet ngl
Yep. Just faint background laughter is all you really need.
Her laughter is awesome.
Finally the Bidet ad!! I was dying to listen to this since everybody was talking about it. This did not disappoint at all. Definitely in the HOF of Conan ad reads
I AM SO HAPPY THEY POSTED IT THEY LOVE US
which episode of CONAF is this from??
@@kdonyt123 for me it was on Conan Gourley on mobile spotify, about 10-11 minutes in - i tried on PC and it gave me a different ad
@@kdonyt123the one with Adam Driver as the guest
We're honored honestly
I hope this doesn't turn off advertisers from Conan. Here's the thing: Yes they're laughing at the ad, and the absurdity that Conan of all people has to do this, but this actually made the bidet ad so much more memorable than if he just read it out as is.
Don't fear chaotic ad reads like this, embrace them.
Well, the ad was written this way by the advertisers, so I'm sure they knew exactly what they were doing and what the outcome would be. It's not like Conan reads other ads with a poker face.
@@krd1st YES!! if your company wants an ad read by Conan, by now you should know what you're getting into.
If I was the copywriter for this ad, this would literally be the highlight of my career
When “Some More News” runs ads for them, she’s wearing a t-shirt that reads *Ask Me About My Bunghole* in big block letters, so I think this is what they more or less count on with these.
If anything, this AD actually made me want to check out the advertiser.
Thanks for putting this on RUclips, Bley, so the UK and the rest of the world didn't miss this gem, which had me (and everyone in the studio apparently) CRYING 😂😂😂 with laughter.
No amount of money is worthy of the best ad I've ever seen.
I love his authority when he says that airs as is or it doesn't air. He shall not deny the people of their laughter.
When I initially heard this on the podcast, I was in tears from laughing so hard. Now seeing it with Conan reading the ad is beyond glorious LMAO!
I can't tell you how many times I've watched this. It's potty humor w/Conan! Grandma wash your ass 😂😂
Bidets are the only proper way to deal with human soil, ASK JORDAN TO READ THE COPY HE GETS IT!
🤣🤣🤣 Human soil!!! 😂😂😂
I remember that part from their remote in europe.
And if a bidet isn't available, fallback to the ol' Preparation H Totable Wipe.
@@NoViews1975RIP Preparation H Raymond character.
I remember Jordan saying Americans are naive in believing that paper would do the job. I think he’s got a bidet. And of course his wet wipes whenever he goes out
@@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407Americans are nasty for not using a bidet. If people get a mess on their arms or hands, they use soap and water then wipe/dry. Why wouldn't people do the same approach with the dirtiest part of the body.
From time to time, I come back to this ad to get a good laugh and move on with my day. Gotta love Conan
I work in hospice. Thank god for Conan and this podcast, it literally gets me through some of the rough days.
Bless your soul. I don't know how you guys do it
You people are angels. Thank you for your work.
When I was little I used to think Hospice was the more promiscuous of the Spice Girls
My roommate just shouted at me because they were in a meeting and I was laughing too hard.
I haven't laughed continuously like this since I was in high school, my jaw hurts so much.
I love you Cones!
Jesus christ. I'm literally wiping the tears away. Conan is a comedy god.
Why wipe those tears away when you could clean them with a 360° bidet?
@@Senriam 🤣🤣🤣
You need a bidet for your eyes
The fact that Conan can get his entire crew to wholeheartedly belly laughter shows his authentic nature. He’s a natural comic/entertainer with no other intention but to make people laugh.
“The f@@k happened to me? I’m a good guy” 😂😅🤣
This will be the video I come back to if I need a good laugh after a hard day.
This and Rublight
I literally was listening to this as I was driving, and had to pull over - I was laughing and crying THAT hard 😂
same here lmao - i think i replayed it like 9 times
Stay safe out there
I’ve watched this 5 times and I keep showing it to anyone who will listen. I haven’t laughed so hard in years. Conan is just the best!
Even Conans self reflection is comedy GOLD!! 🤣
“That airs as is or it doesn’t air…” Thank you Conan, this was the best ad read I’ve ever heard in my entire life!!
I want Conan to read another bidet ad like this at my funeral.
That sounds like a dream come true
I am ashamed how often I rewatch this video.
You need not be ashamed brother
if that is wrong, i don’t want to be right
This is the GOAT of all comedians' existential moments. Wow.
As a proud owner of the Luxe Bidet, I can absolutely vouche for them. I paid less than $80 and was able to install it myself. It's definitely a life changer. And I love Conan for managing to nail this commercial 😂😂😂
Keeping china going I see
Do you use “360 mode” and does that spin you around???? 😅
Your response is dangerously close to an Amazon review 😂
@@MichaelDNelson if that was a thing, I'd get it in a heartbeat 🍑🍑
Love u
@@luxebidetLove you MORE!!!
Your NEO 320 was so amazing that I ended up buying another for my Mom 😊 You guys are doing God's work.
Imagine being in a meeting then the bidet comes over: “ I think you should go, that was a large burrito” 🤣
I've replayed this video for about 25 times now and I'm still dying of laughter 🤣
Literally the best ad ever
I've been waiting for this ad read to be posted since I heard it, lost it, and couldn't find it again!! Thank you!!
THIS. IS. GOLD. Luxe, if you're watching this, this will do more promotion than reading the ad copy normally ever could! Take note for future collaborations! 😂
We heard this while listening to the podcast in the car. I’m amazed I didn’t wreak the vehicle while we both were crying from laughing. Thank you for releasing a video of this now iconic moment!
Love how everyone in the crew is just dying of laughter.
"Hey, grandma, wash your ass!" really got me.
That one always gets me no matter how many times I hear it
Please PLEASE bring back the “all ads” episode for those of us outside the US missing this 😂
Conan needs reason to say, "that airs as-is or it doesn't air" much more often. This is a season 1 calibre ad read.
It’s sad we have to say “season 1 ad read”, that was when he did this podcast just for fun before selling out to Sirius. Hopefully he will do this more in the future
MAGOOSH
@@Not_a_smart_manexplain how he sold out?
That was one of the taglines of the Bideeeeet.
@@Not_a_smart_man What do you mean "selling out to Sirius"? Getting paid isn't selling out, doing a podcast was a major career move for him.
Yesss! It’s a Christmas miracle! I’ve been waiting for this to be released. I nearly died laughing listening to it on the podcast. I was at work listening with earbuds in. Got some strange looks from coworkers as I giggled into my hands.
"Clean as a whistle"
Conan sure knows how to choose the right words for the context.
This is the best ad read in the history of ad reads.
Won’t stop recognizing how
Much of a genius this man is! A humiliating ad became a humor classic. Only Conan❤
I already own one, but I’m going to buy another one just so they keep advertising with Conan! 😂
genius
This is already fantastic, but Aaron’s dying of laughter face makes it even better 😂
I absolutely lost it when I heard this the first time. I forwarded it to my friends and family who I know have a sense a humor and they absolutely love it.
I feel like Jordan is that guy who would leave the Amazon review lol
"It cleans human soil in various ways. I'm eagerly awaiting a model manufactured in Italy."
The 1st time I heard this on a podcast I almost wrecked my car ! I was crying from laughing with no place to pull over ! 😂😂
Was waiting for this clip for so long!!😂😂😂
Which episode was it from? I dont remember it
Conan is so funny that just his ad reads can be posted as videos by themselves.
The only other person I know that has this level of comedy when it comes to ad reads is Sam Riegel from Critical Role.
IKR😂 God know how many times i rewatched Sam's DnD beyond ads.
i laughed so hard the back of my head started to hurt
Just heard this ad for the first time last night while brushing my teeth, and I almost died. Legitimately the hardest I've laughed in recent memory
The riffing from Conan in rehearsals was some of the hardest I've ever laughed when I worked for him. This is classic
I CRIED LAUGHING ON THIS! IM GLAD I WATCHED THIS ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE YEAR. ALMOST DIED LAUGHING WELCOMING THE YEAR.
I work in a freezer and I was listening to this episode and I was crying laughing so much that the tears froze and couldn’t see 😂
I listened to this while on a road trip. It was almost dangerous because of how much I was laughing. I couldn’t open my eyes to see the road!
There should be awards for the most hilarious ads on RUclips.
I love reading funny Amazon reviews especially the ones for adult toys. There are some great ones!
I'm actually thinking MORE about Lux bidets now than a 'proper' ad read could ever have accomplished.
Mission accomplished ✅
IVE LISTED TO THIS LIKE 50 TIMES AND I STILL DIE LAUGHING
Love how much David and Bley are just cracking up the whole time!
I was crying like the rest of the crew 🤣🤣😭😭best. ad read. ever.
Seriously, this is one of funniest things I've ever heard from Conan. DYING hahahahahaa the you must go, that's a large burrito strangled me into hysterics.
in a sick twist of fate, Conan doing this ad will lead to his entire family to own neo plus luxe bidets
"Hey gramma, wash your ass!" 😂
This is the line that absolutely killed me
I can’t believe we’re coming up on the anniversary of this ad. I think the occasion needs to be marked somehow
No more skid marks!
I was dying at this...could barely breathe from laughing so hard. Thank you for posting this Team Coco!
This is actually a pretty rare comedy situation that I love: Protagonist reluctantly pushes thru a task and pretends he is enjoying the task while really he is shocked at how below him he feels the task really is. And to constantly go back and forth between pretending to love it and openly and aggressively expressing how much he hates it lmao
You see a subtle version of this in real life with maybe a mall Santa just totally burned out from hours of the same thing but still putting up the act, with subtle signs of exhaustion between each kid.
My God I was crying when I heard this ad. I screen capped it and put it on the Reddit for posterity. But now it’s here and I’m so glad.
I have one of these Bidet for a couple years now. They work great, but I will never be able to look it the same way again. Spinning on the toilet seat had me in tears!
It's just one of the perks of our product
2:42 I stopped breathing.. Conan will forever be hilarious 😂
Bidet comes to find you...."Beep boop.....you need to come use me in the bathroom. That was a large burrito!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro I cried of laughter so much this is genuinely one of the funniest f*cking videos I've ever watched in my life
One of the Ad reads of the century! 😂
its up there with the “magoosh” ad! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Hey Grandma, wash your ass!". LMAO. I died laughing!
That was hilarious. Would've been great if Sona was there too.
Sona & Matt would have made this even funnier!
See above comment.
No, we'd have missed half of it.
I think Sona would have died.
Yes, Conan, you ARE "pee in your pants funny"! This is an instant classic. The RUclips algo is feeding me 20 COBNAF episodes a day, but I don't mind; even though I've seen them all multiple times, they still make me laugh EVERY DAMN TIME.
the only thing missing from this video is jordan reacting to this ad read! anything related to defaecation seems to make him laugh! 🤣🤣🤣
Only Conan can make us all laugh so hard we're either gasping for breath and/or peeing our pants.
Norm is laughing in heaven right now with chicken, stake sizzling on his cast iron grill grates.
Hit the floor third time through, couldn't sit up, face and stomach hurt, somehow gets funnier each time. Laughed so hard I snorted. Several times. And yeah, round four is coming up.
Well, I'm sold.
I love it when conan throws the paperball at aaron 😂
I think he threw it at Eduardo
this is by far the BEST spot this company could've of asked for lol.
I heard this on the podcast and laughed so hard! I’m so glad they put it up here. This is EVERYTHING 😅🤣
“It says here on the copy, ‘No more skidmarks….’ WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS?!” I’ve flatlined.
I hope Lux understands how effective this advertisement was. I’ve searched for it to rewatch it several times. I’ve told my friends. Absolutely gold.
This company cannot get better advertising than this. 🤣🤣🤣
I have a cold right now and was in the middle of blowing my nose when you yelled what you did about Grandma needing to wash her ass. I actually hurt my neck. Have you ever been unable to control a loud laugh while blowing your nose? Ouch. But I'm going to watch this again because it was too funny.
Side note: I've had a bidet for years and will never live without one now. I think mine was super inexpensive (like $35?) and easy to install (I did it myself). So I missed out on the bells and whistles of the advertised model, it seems! Maybe next time!
This video and audio needs to be archived in a vault somewhere, we should not loose this at any cost!!
Bley is gone. 😂😂😭😭😭😭
Conan went full Mrs. Doubtfire when he said "Oh, really?" 🤣
Jordan Schlansky's hair moved when Conan said Neo plus series
This has the "Shaaaari's Beeeerries" energy XD
For a split second that was a real meltdown. Then he switched back to comedy mode
The fact that this doesn’t have a minimum of ten million views is just a testament to how far from grace RUclips has fallen.
jfc this is solid gold, Conan on a tangent is peak comedy, my god this is amazing 😂😂😂
That's a lot of degrees! Lmao
I'm so happy that they put this out. 🤣🤣🤣