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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • i want to get out... i want to get out... i want to get out...
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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @FluffyBumples
    @FluffyBumples 7 лет назад +4912

    Mark's computer actually crashed while playing a game about playing a game that crashes.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 7 лет назад +125

      CardGamingOtaku *deep voice * Inception

    • @gundemon0424
      @gundemon0424 7 лет назад +50

      Nana Berry idk y, but when u said in a deep voice inception, I heard jacks deep voice saying that

    • @ArkaniumGaming
      @ArkaniumGaming 7 лет назад +12

      ironic isnt it

    • @michellesoto6807
      @michellesoto6807 7 лет назад +5

      CardGamingOtaku XD

    • @faciated5355
      @faciated5355 7 лет назад +82

      "Oh, the weather outside is-"
      "Windows.exe" has stopped working...

  • @PrinceZiim
    @PrinceZiim 6 лет назад +1316

    Why does simply walking sound like a tap dancing concert

    • @dieselshaw9370
      @dieselshaw9370 4 года назад +8

      Freddy Cunningham I freakin know I was thinkin the same thing

    • @danielissupershy3634
      @danielissupershy3634 4 года назад +2

      Ww2 or 1 in a shellnut

    • @youareoneant
      @youareoneant 4 года назад +3

      @שחר א. So the sound of the footsteps is different in 3D? If so, then that's very stupid to make a difference.

  • @glowinthedarkzombie
    @glowinthedarkzombie 7 лет назад +1473

    *starts talking about anti*
    Me: oh ok.
    *His computer crashes*
    Me: OH OK.
    EDIT: HOLY FUCKIBG SHIT WHY SO MANY LIKES ON TJIS STUPID COMMENT this is my most liked comment wtf

  • @SolarreyeS
    @SolarreyeS 6 лет назад +521

    I wouldn't be able to play this game without wondering if it's actually hurting my computer

    • @jacktheripper2660
      @jacktheripper2660 5 лет назад +39

      I simply wouldn't be able to play this game

    • @suckyourdirtymother8859
      @suckyourdirtymother8859 4 года назад +4

      Jack the Ripper same cause I simply don’t have a computer

    • @LabraDoodleDraws
      @LabraDoodleDraws 4 года назад +3

      Im a wimp so I cant but imagine if you used a library computer or a school computer. Just "frick you SCHOOL"

  • @HopeCvon
    @HopeCvon 7 лет назад +2429

    Mark: "Is anybody else out there that wants to kill me?"
    *My dogs start growling
    Me: Why?

    • @gundemon0424
      @gundemon0424 7 лет назад +19

      SAME but it was my cat that hissed

    • @channeytoast3605
      @channeytoast3605 7 лет назад +3

      HopeCvon ooo what kind?

    • @channeytoast3605
      @channeytoast3605 7 лет назад +3

      He or she?

    • @HopeCvon
      @HopeCvon 7 лет назад +10

      Channey Brennan - They're both shes and are both poodle and rat terrier mixes.

    • @HopeCvon
      @HopeCvon 7 лет назад +6

      Haruka Nanase - I have cats too but they're in another state at the moment.

  • @anyanaylor
    @anyanaylor 7 лет назад +1603

    "You're a Darkiplier wanna be. Are you Antisepticeye?"
    Damn, way to call out Anti.

    • @lydiamorgan1462
      @lydiamorgan1462 7 лет назад +26

      Anya Naylor anti just wanted to be cool okay!!

    • @jotarokujo8922
      @jotarokujo8922 4 года назад +11

      :)

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 4 года назад +9

      I mean, as far as I can tell, anti is more of an actual consistent thing on jack's channel. I've personally never seen a single darkiplier video. Not that I'm saying they don't exist, I've just never come across any that weren't fan-made.

    • @Chem-Chem
      @Chem-Chem 3 года назад +5

      Glitch bitch XD

    • @galaxyzflyingpotatoz
      @galaxyzflyingpotatoz 3 года назад +1

      HA-

  • @citrasbonez
    @citrasbonez 7 лет назад +1410

    1:35 THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL BUT THIS HOUSE IS SO MANIACAL. AND REALLY THIS PLACE AIN'T SWELL. THIS IS HELL, THIS IS HELL, THIS IS HELL.

    • @anonymouse6779
      @anonymouse6779 7 лет назад +8

      Ava Reed you can't rhyme frightful with maniacal...

    • @nothingtoointeresting7708
      @nothingtoointeresting7708 7 лет назад +69

      Ava Reed it doesn't show signs of stopping
      I can hear every plate a dropping
      Im scared, now can't you tell?
      This is hell this is hell this is hell

    • @h0neyp13
      @h0neyp13 7 лет назад +15

      Eli Miller Yeah ya can. It's called a near rhyme.

    • @CL0Ak3DFlxsh
      @CL0Ak3DFlxsh 7 лет назад +1

      This place seems like the perfect living ea for me then. Because I belong in Hell.

    • @citrasbonez
      @citrasbonez 7 лет назад +3

      I love what this has turned into. 🤣😂

  • @kiki-darling
    @kiki-darling 6 лет назад +357

    "It looks like in order to get rid of it we have to kill it."
    "Ohhh so like most things."
    -Markiplier

  • @glossie4966
    @glossie4966 6 лет назад +2120

    the thing that made me jump the most was Mark flashing the camera and going..
    "OXICLEAN!" "HALF OFF!"

  • @kaitlynmitchell3907
    @kaitlynmitchell3907 7 лет назад +1631

    Anyone else notice that when he started talking about Anti His computer crashed?

    • @rosesblood
      @rosesblood 7 лет назад +58

      Anti confirm​ed.

    • @oliviadibb973
      @oliviadibb973 7 лет назад +15

      Kaitlyn Mitchell yeah that was creepy

    • @chasesearle556
      @chasesearle556 7 лет назад +18

      One hour later...

    • @keir_murray6567
      @keir_murray6567 7 лет назад +45

      Kaitlyn Mitchell markiplier has 4 syllables. 4-1=3. There 3 sides on a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

    • @relentless2892
      @relentless2892 7 лет назад +59

      Ani + Darkiplier collaboration video confirmed...

  • @Fly_Silver
    @Fly_Silver 7 лет назад +479

    When you look down in the comments for jumpscares. But find *spoilers* instead.

    • @BiIafy
      @BiIafy 7 лет назад

      I was doing it

    • @cockmastaflex6996
      @cockmastaflex6996 7 лет назад

      Fly Silver oops

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 7 лет назад +3

      That's why you watch the video FIRST. :L

    • @jeremiahtablet
      @jeremiahtablet 7 лет назад +5

      I just use the handy dandy Ctrl+F to use the find function in my browser then type in "ump" so I get all the jumpscares but no spoilers.
      Try it out folks!

    • @ninafrost0
      @ninafrost0 7 лет назад +9

      Jeremiah Tablet WHaT aBouT ThOSE of US nOt oN a coMpUtER?!

  • @whyismimotaken9351
    @whyismimotaken9351 6 лет назад +1939

    Mark should become a voice actor. Seriously.

  • @deltafrost4463
    @deltafrost4463 7 лет назад +2734

    "HELLO" *scratching* "I DID NOT EXPECT A RESPONSE"

    • @mishkarae
      @mishkarae 7 лет назад +47

      Can't believe that happened to him twice ^^;

    • @kinginkarts
      @kinginkarts 7 лет назад +9

      Delta Frost That happened while I was reading this

    • @ohbruh1477
      @ohbruh1477 7 лет назад +8

      the best part of the video

    • @luminiti1094
      @luminiti1094 7 лет назад +21

      I like when he shouts random OXYCLEAN stuff when he POOF clicks the camera 😂📷

    • @torrent3057
      @torrent3057 7 лет назад

      Delta Frost at what time was it?

  • @Victoria4000
    @Victoria4000 7 лет назад +127

    flashing lights warning, this video might trigger those prone to seizures. also the flashlight is annoying and will make you see your phone once you close your eyes.

    • @millymcinnes
      @millymcinnes 7 лет назад +11

      He mentioned Flashing lights as a warning in the description

  • @Qrow022
    @Qrow022 7 лет назад +1424

    *Holds up middle fingers*
    Me: MAXIMUM DEFENSE!

  • @brooke.23
    @brooke.23 6 лет назад +909

    when he goes “HELLOOOOO” mY PHONE RANG AND THEN HE SAYS “I DID NOT EXPECT A RESPONSE” THAT WAS WEIRD

    • @finn5649
      @finn5649 5 лет назад +23

      Was it an unknown number OwO?

    • @turtle6860
      @turtle6860 4 года назад +32

      once an unknown number texted me wanting me to buy them sushi

    • @Creepypastaarcade
      @Creepypastaarcade 4 года назад +13

      @@turtle6860 well did u buy them sushi?

    • @turtle6860
      @turtle6860 4 года назад +15

      No, they started speaking French and I couldn’t understand them xd

    • @survillermain611
      @survillermain611 4 года назад +7

      I finished reading this when he said it. Not nearly as freaky but it happens almost every time I see a comment about him saying something. Odd

  • @fearlessgaming2266
    @fearlessgaming2266 7 лет назад +246

    Does anyone else turn down the volume when watching these kinds of videos?

  • @zeesims6139
    @zeesims6139 7 лет назад +350

    I got scared when Mark yelled Oxyclean

    • @angelkanatzer4361
      @angelkanatzer4361 7 лет назад +1

      ZeeSims sameee

    • @Moonbeam143
      @Moonbeam143 7 лет назад +17

      Don't worry. Billy Mays will protect you.

    • @adryelyel1794
      @adryelyel1794 7 лет назад +8

      He said Oxy Clean right as I read this comment. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @buoymoder
      @buoymoder 7 лет назад +8

      ZeeSims HEY!BILLYMAYSHEREWITHANAMAZINGNEWPRODUCT

    • @masonwooten9939
      @masonwooten9939 7 лет назад +3

      Jovan XP /\
      -

  • @gigilew3626
    @gigilew3626 7 лет назад +616

    "ARGENTINA! SLAPCHOP! OXYCLEAN! buy one get one HALF OFF!"
    What the heck mark

    • @aioxu4046
      @aioxu4046 7 лет назад +6

      Passion Fruit when he said oxyclean i jumped

    • @martalover17
      @martalover17 7 лет назад +5

      Passion Fruit That part had me laughing the neighbors could probably hear me.

    • @hopezandstra6605
      @hopezandstra6605 7 лет назад +4

      Passion Fruit I literally jumped when he yelled oxyclean

    • @wynncityco
      @wynncityco 7 лет назад

      Passion Fruit 😂😂

    • @emilygraham7655
      @emilygraham7655 7 лет назад +14

      you forgot that he said SHAMWOW! xD :P

  • @taramoloney7695
    @taramoloney7695 6 лет назад +402

    "Man the weather outside sure is weird..." Everyone in South Carolina for the past week😂😂😂😂

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 лет назад +21

      *sad because this comment is still relevant to South Carolina*

    • @Neon-lt5jl
      @Neon-lt5jl 5 лет назад +20

      Even Sadder because this comment will *always* be relevant to South Carolina

    • @Hi_Ping
      @Hi_Ping 5 лет назад +9

      Even even sadder, because its still relevant to south carolina. I know bcuz i live there

    • @erika-rs3ns
      @erika-rs3ns 4 года назад +10

      not for “the past week” it’s for forever honestly
      our weather really doesn’t know what it’s doing with it’s life

    • @axolotl.almighty6207
      @axolotl.almighty6207 4 года назад +8

      *sad because I am no longer leaving the house and don't know how the weather is in South Carolina*

  • @sy-sigh
    @sy-sigh 7 лет назад +409

    When it's a horror game but you aren't scared because Mark is playing it

    • @sarahguhl3071
      @sarahguhl3071 7 лет назад +9

      you don't need to be scared because mark will do that for you

    • @chickenjoe1913
      @chickenjoe1913 7 лет назад +2

      DemonicCraze this comment gave me confidence....i think

    • @kylenecobb7322
      @kylenecobb7322 7 лет назад

      DemonicCraze lol yep

    • @aspendespain4606
      @aspendespain4606 7 лет назад +4

      That's why I watch him play horror games. It's the only way I'll watch them.

    • @LeileyWow
      @LeileyWow 7 лет назад

      Sameeee. I only think I could watch horror films if I'm watching Mark's reaction to them xD

  • @ciacoolislandassociation9358
    @ciacoolislandassociation9358 7 лет назад +622

    He said he has no reflection so he's a vamplier

    • @carriecake_
      @carriecake_ 7 лет назад +5

      *Boom Boom crash*

    • @scaredy-Cass
      @scaredy-Cass 7 лет назад +11

      +Jack Sam
      you know, I really wanna like this comment, but you gave exactly 69 likes right now, you feel me? I just.. can't (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Jordyneedssleep
      @Jordyneedssleep 7 лет назад +4

      Jack Sam yes

    • @benellerd9186
      @benellerd9186 7 лет назад +3

      xD nice pun lol xD

    • @TheFirstRose
      @TheFirstRose 7 лет назад

      This made my day. thank you XD

  • @chaad0019
    @chaad0019 7 лет назад +212

    *Looks outside window*
    "Man, the weather outside sure is weird."
    Well, y'know, it's just a casual drizzle of glitches.

    • @jaimophobia
      @jaimophobia 7 лет назад +3

      YES xD

    • @oli52
      @oli52 7 лет назад

      Basically last Halloween on Jack's channel

  • @leda_pap
    @leda_pap 6 лет назад +835

    "ΜΟΝΟ" means alone in Greek.

    • @judyhein1074
      @judyhein1074 4 года назад +30

      *O h n o . . .*

    • @miray03777
      @miray03777 4 года назад +28

      namjoon also has an album called mono

    • @leda_pap
      @leda_pap 4 года назад +20

      @@miray03777 who the hell's he

    • @Azazel0609
      @Azazel0609 4 года назад +29

      @@miray03777 literally nobody asked the fuck

    • @miray03777
      @miray03777 4 года назад +29

      @@Azazel0609 ok but i just tought of that the fuck?

  • @lovesthechocolate
    @lovesthechocolate 7 лет назад +193

    Last time I try to drink hot coffee while watching a horror game...

    • @shelbypark6328
      @shelbypark6328 7 лет назад +10

      Infinity Affinity Ive done that before... never again XD

    • @9Aster6
      @9Aster6 7 лет назад +7

      Infinity Affinity Once I ate soup ,no not again ,not again while watching horror games

    • @gundemon0424
      @gundemon0424 7 лет назад +6

      I don't eat or drink anything hot while watching Mark, whether is scary or funny

    • @meiii68
      @meiii68 7 лет назад +7

      Infinity Affinity
      I've learned my lesson with tea...

    • @9Aster6
      @9Aster6 7 лет назад +3

      I smelled like fuckin broccoli man

  • @kitkat_crispykitten9070
    @kitkat_crispykitten9070 7 лет назад +240

    mark "I did not expect a response!!!"
    me "me all the time at night"

  • @steelpicmin
    @steelpicmin 7 лет назад +254

    Note to self, dont get windows 10... it's a portal for demons.

  • @royalreble7087
    @royalreble7087 6 лет назад +132

    *As soon as you abruptly made a jump-cut*
    MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE
    T I N G L I N G

    • @oblivioni02
      @oblivioni02 4 года назад +5

      @@zoeslack5402 ITS NOT A- *sigh* its spidey sense...
      Lol

  • @tangledheadphonecord4285
    @tangledheadphonecord4285 7 лет назад +493

    I'm on mobile I can't even hide in the comments

  • @cheesedemon1966
    @cheesedemon1966 7 лет назад +279

    Mark: "I'm just going to go upstairs...I hope there aren't any jumpscares"
    *gets a jumpscare*

  • @Swag_Ruben
    @Swag_Ruben 7 лет назад +82

    Who else thought that when marks computer crashed it was part of the game?

  • @eveynguyen7101
    @eveynguyen7101 6 лет назад +221

    Mark: we might need to call *the ghost busters*
    Me: * immediately turns on ghost Buster's theme song *

  • @jeremymoore5546
    @jeremymoore5546 7 лет назад +117

    "everything is just pure white" (looks at yellow door)

  • @shakeeljones1197
    @shakeeljones1197 7 лет назад +255

    Mark: "everything is watching you!"
    Me eating tuna bun: "(looks at bun #2) watch me eat your brother!!"

  • @DarkDragon1889
    @DarkDragon1889 7 лет назад +231

    Pro-Tip: Don't talk shit about Anti. He's listening. XD

    • @socialanxiety9205
      @socialanxiety9205 7 лет назад +1

      DarkDragon1889 yeee he is veryyyyy spoooookyyyyyyy

    • @GHOST-dr2uj
      @GHOST-dr2uj 7 лет назад +12

      PRO TIP

    • @ka.yl.e.e_
      @ka.yl.e.e_ 7 лет назад +10

      Phan Lester THERES A NEW CRAFTS VIDEO COMING OUT IN 9 DAYS IM

    • @GHOST-dr2uj
      @GHOST-dr2uj 7 лет назад +3

      AHHHH TRIGGERED!! IM CRAFTING SO HARD

    • @khaos.reeeee32
      @khaos.reeeee32 7 лет назад +4

      DarkDragon1889 Anti and dark have each others back...

  • @gagemaxwellpatoine9466
    @gagemaxwellpatoine9466 6 лет назад +244

    "HAAAABOOSKEY!!" -Markimoo

    • @nothere_cora
      @nothere_cora 3 года назад

      why did i hear this

    • @ashyfire33
      @ashyfire33 3 года назад

      @@nothere_cora *it is the default respoonse*

    • @agamerboi7162
      @agamerboi7162 3 года назад

      @@nothere_cora I heard it too 😂

  • @aperson9575
    @aperson9575 7 лет назад +408

    10:30 pm, lights off, full screen.

    • @lil_cjmisawesome2025
      @lil_cjmisawesome2025 7 лет назад +10

      A Person you have fun

    • @olivia_liv316
      @olivia_liv316 7 лет назад +4

      A Person I give you all respect. I look up to people like you😂😂

    • @theanimegirl6004
      @theanimegirl6004 7 лет назад +1

      A Person
      it's not even 10 yet it's still 8

    • @Dmorales777
      @Dmorales777 7 лет назад +3

      Queen Phoenix different time zones. Like where im at its only 5:30 pm

    • @boopsiedoodless
      @boopsiedoodless 7 лет назад +1

      Queen Phoenix Time zones

  • @cacay2002
    @cacay2002 7 лет назад +429

    Well look outside there is a hella dubstep party over there

    • @zeng6042
      @zeng6042 7 лет назад +1

      Cacay 200 people need to get it right. Dubstep is actually a slim subcategory of EDM. It would be an EDM festival.

    • @wren6574
      @wren6574 6 лет назад

      He doesn't

    • @mag1c3y38
      @mag1c3y38 6 лет назад +1

      Im in

    • @KinaVirtue
      @KinaVirtue 6 лет назад +3

      Couldnt Mark tell that was a bunch of rave lasers outside?

  • @laurafinnigan8466
    @laurafinnigan8466 6 лет назад +145

    “Judging by the wubbing sounds there’s either a hella dub-step party going on next door or I’m about to be abducted by aliens...” - Markplier 2017

  • @deleteduser7166
    @deleteduser7166 5 лет назад +86

    "oh the blood I ordered, arrived" - Markiplier XD

  • @autumn8493
    @autumn8493 7 лет назад +541

    did anyone else think it was darkiplier when marks computer crashed and his webcam glitched

    • @tavialovesyou9894
      @tavialovesyou9894 7 лет назад +37

      TashMobi I thought it was Anti because he asked if it was him xD

    • @foxfeather3143
      @foxfeather3143 7 лет назад +1

      Wheeeeeennnnnnnnn

    • @tavialovesyou9894
      @tavialovesyou9894 7 лет назад +32

      Fox Feather At 2:21 he said "Anti is that you? Are you glitching up the weather outside?"

    • @jaywasablindpirate
      @jaywasablindpirate 7 лет назад +9

      My first thought was Anti, because he was talking about him right before it crashed.

    • @kikiuchibi706
      @kikiuchibi706 7 лет назад

      antiseptic autumn yeps

  • @applefrost8374
    @applefrost8374 7 лет назад +242

    *turns light on*
    *lays in bed*
    *hugs seal plush*
    *wraps self in fuzzy blanket*
    *leans laptop back as far as i can*
    K let's do this

    • @girldownthestreat30
      @girldownthestreat30 7 лет назад +11

      AppleFrost I'm literally hugging my seal plush rn and hiding in the comments for comfort

    • @circusbaby6094
      @circusbaby6094 7 лет назад

      me with my dog plushie 😣

    • @gigihide6974
      @gigihide6974 7 лет назад

      how i watch all my horror but with my stuffed animal bunny

    • @shidonai9977
      @shidonai9977 7 лет назад +2

      I'm with my Bonnie (FNAF) plush, just made it scarier for some reason.

    • @Starwars_kitten
      @Starwars_kitten 7 лет назад +1

      AppleFrost I have a unicorn stuffy, a seal plussie and a pikachu plushie

  • @shadowstringer0257
    @shadowstringer0257 7 лет назад +192

    I see you're hiding in the comments....
    ....we ran out of cookies the last horror video, sorry.

    • @SwordBlaze
      @SwordBlaze 7 лет назад

      ShadowStringer02 😢

    • @kassidy3539
      @kassidy3539 7 лет назад +16

      ShadowStringer02 don't worry, I made some! 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🌯🌮🌯🌯🌯🌯🌮🌮🌮🌮🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍙🍙🍙🍙🍜🍜🍜🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🍤🍤🍝🍝🍝
      I brought some more food too.
      🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎷🎷🎺🎻🎻🎻🎼🎻🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
      Some musical entertainment,
      🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐵🐵🐵🐵🐔🐔🐔🐥🐥🐥🐔🐥🐹🐹🐹🐹🐭🐭🐭🐭🐨🐨🐨🐼🐼🐷🐷🐷🐰🐰🐰🐰🐙🐙🐤🐤🐤🐤🐧🐧🐧🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🦀🦀🦀🦀🕷🕷🕷🕷🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐩🐩🐩🐩🐇🐇🐇🐇🐘🐘🐘🐘
      Some animals to cheer you up,
      📽📽📽📽📼📼📼🎞🎞🎞🎞🎞🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥💿💿💿💿📀📀📀📀💿💾💾💽💽💽💽
      And some movies and CD's to watch.
      -Welcome!

    • @FarmerDingus
      @FarmerDingus 7 лет назад +1

      Kassidy F. hey, sorry I'm late to the party.. is there any left for me?

    • @abby2508
      @abby2508 7 лет назад +2

      Farmer Dingus You can take my ice cream 🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍧🍧🍧

    • @lizardgirl413
      @lizardgirl413 7 лет назад +2

      i made you a cookie....but i eated it :(

  • @vadejed
    @vadejed 5 лет назад +318

    Me: highly paranoid
    Also me: Watching this video
    Why do I torture myself?

  • @beckypiskura205
    @beckypiskura205 7 лет назад +96

    "Oh, good! The blood I ordered arrived."
    lol! your videos bring me so much laughter and joy : )

  • @megaoof1379
    @megaoof1379 7 лет назад +332

    Mark: "I'm gonna go back upstairs..."
    Me: that's a horrible idea
    Mark: "there better not be any, scaares waiting for me * door slams *"
    Me: * almost drops phone * I KNEW IT
    Mark: "AHHH FFUCK YOU"

  • @daynacorman5783
    @daynacorman5783 7 лет назад +385

    Mark: hello anti?
    Anti: come out to play dark =)
    Edit: holy shit that’s a lot of likes! Dark get your ass out here!

  • @bunko_fuck4379
    @bunko_fuck4379 5 лет назад +77

    Mark: YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!
    *_screen goes black_*
    Me: you did it now mark...

  • @scottygarner4670
    @scottygarner4670 7 лет назад +268

    *game crashes computer and almost destroys graphics card
    *continues to play fishy video game

    • @DaReaperZ
      @DaReaperZ 7 лет назад +4

      +Dragon Dog I want to know more about this story of your Dragon Dog? What happened exactly, if you don't mind of course!

    • @putirivera4438
      @putirivera4438 7 лет назад

      Scotty Garner it's part of the game 😂

    • @pleaseinsertcreativeyoutub8401
      @pleaseinsertcreativeyoutub8401 7 лет назад +1

      Mark in a nutshell

    • @Muser4Life
      @Muser4Life 6 лет назад

      I thought that was part of the game?

  • @pasteltarts2815
    @pasteltarts2815 7 лет назад +80

    *Flashes camera* OXYCLEAN
    *Flashes camera* GET ONE HALF OFF

  • @astrid9172
    @astrid9172 7 лет назад +785

    Little Tip: screaming random things helps you survive horror games

  • @goldenpotato8463
    @goldenpotato8463 6 лет назад +398

    All
    Bubble Blowin
    Babies
    Will
    Be
    Beaten
    Senseless
    In
    The
    Barn

    • @onishojo9430
      @onishojo9430 6 лет назад +27

      Golden Potato all bubble blowin babies will be beaten sensless by every able bodied person in the bar* XD

    • @sophiedraws7432
      @sophiedraws7432 6 лет назад +16

      Abbwbbsitb

    • @cancer2350
      @cancer2350 6 лет назад +6

      gasp. I blow bubbles and im 3

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 5 лет назад +6

      Bicycling bears better beware of bouncing boulders

    • @xcamer0n353
      @xcamer0n353 5 лет назад +1

      There is literally no way a 3 year old would be watching Markiplier and already knows how to type

  • @yellowmuthwoom
    @yellowmuthwoom 7 лет назад +65

    "Judging by the 'wubbing' sounds, there's either a hella dubstep party goin' on next door, or I'm about to be abducted by aliens."
    ~Mark Fischbach 2K17

  • @AlbertoHernandez-bi6by
    @AlbertoHernandez-bi6by 7 лет назад +427

    *screams oxyclean* Me- OH SHIT WTF *jumps out of chair*

  • @kylemarsh8971
    @kylemarsh8971 7 лет назад +228

    Hello person hiding in the comments! Have a nice day!

    • @lunarcyyy8180
      @lunarcyyy8180 7 лет назад

      how u know

    • @alizatorres4172
      @alizatorres4172 7 лет назад

      KJayM 6302 THANKS YOU TOO

    • @Bigbadgoon
      @Bigbadgoon 7 лет назад

      KjayM
      I have finished watching the videos but nice day (its night here now) for you too!

    • @showmeurteeth3076
      @showmeurteeth3076 7 лет назад +1

      I'm trynna hide, but I'm on mobile. Hold me.

    • @necrogeneticist
      @necrogeneticist 7 лет назад

      KJayM 6302 Hello there! OvO

  • @simfloate
    @simfloate 6 лет назад +95

    *AAARGANTINA, SLAPCHOP..... OXYCLEAN!!*
    Who else got scared by that jumpscare? 😂

  • @nevernightx8065
    @nevernightx8065 7 лет назад +58

    Who else thought that when marks computer crashed it was just a part of the game?

    • @rotzpup
      @rotzpup 6 лет назад

      me

    • @tgadin
      @tgadin 6 лет назад

      Then both of you are stupid because he explained exactly what happened

    • @doggythecat3406
      @doggythecat3406 6 лет назад

      ÑËÇRØMØRPH NX23 Yeah

    • @doggythecat3406
      @doggythecat3406 6 лет назад

      Gadin534 OMYGOD CAN YOU NOT? WE THOUGHT BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT HAPPENED

    • @noiiiiivad
      @noiiiiivad 6 лет назад

      That shit scared the fuck out of me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bazzle.dazzle
    @bazzle.dazzle 7 лет назад +105

    The video starts at 0:00. You are so welcome. Saved your life.

  • @jenniferswart6778
    @jenniferswart6778 7 лет назад +232

    Jumpscares
    7:36
    11:43
    15:25
    17:07
    20:59
    21:46

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti 7 лет назад +5

      I found this list quite lacking, but it's the only one I found. Thanks

    • @bluefirekiller4347
      @bluefirekiller4347 7 лет назад +4

      Jennifer Dejong I was too late

    • @amayahen4955
      @amayahen4955 7 лет назад

      Jennifer Dejong
      thank u

    • @cortlandstyles-brown600
      @cortlandstyles-brown600 7 лет назад +5

      Thank you for putting space before the times to avoid spoiling it for people. Appreciate it.

    • @nathanwhoosh3776
      @nathanwhoosh3776 7 лет назад

      Jennifer Dejong i used it to know when to put my volume down and keep my eyes open and try not to get scared

  • @JagerHartz
    @JagerHartz 6 лет назад +458

    “I love the screaming you’ve done with the place”😂😂

    • @nevermore1507
      @nevermore1507 4 года назад +3

      How did you get the heart in your name?

    • @MimiSimps
      @MimiSimps 4 года назад +3

      Maybe used a font app

    • @Cool_Wii
      @Cool_Wii 4 года назад +4

      "It's a secret to everybody"

    • @JagerHartz
      @JagerHartz 4 года назад +6

      It’s because I’m a member of this channel

    • @Cool_Wii
      @Cool_Wii 4 года назад +3

      Oh cool, didn't know that

  • @alexx_rw
    @alexx_rw 7 лет назад +82

    The camera flashing was scarier than the whole game😧

  • @ameninn523
    @ameninn523 7 лет назад +280

    "I can see behind the screen"
    Me: immediately covers camera

  • @callummelia9671
    @callummelia9671 7 лет назад +824

    JUMP SCARES AT 7:36, 11:43 15:25, 17:07, 20:59, 21:46

  • @spurrr6812
    @spurrr6812 6 лет назад +155

    Better not be any scares waiting for me
    Game: hey whats up guys its scares here

    • @pxnkqutz2229
      @pxnkqutz2229 5 лет назад

      @@funtimefoxy8269 doesnt everyone

    • @CipherScream
      @CipherScream 5 лет назад

      Batch-Of-Pengus not that I’m aware of!

    • @5u5ie7
      @5u5ie7 5 лет назад

      I didn't get it at first but now that I do...
      PFFT! Good one ;)

    • @lynseyharrington298
      @lynseyharrington298 5 лет назад

      I read this is Vsauces voice

  • @Loliiruna
    @Loliiruna 7 лет назад +116

    it's so sad how you can't hide in the comments when watching youtube on your phone now TT_TT

    • @briankenney9528
      @briankenney9528 7 лет назад

      me

    • @artuno1207
      @artuno1207 7 лет назад

      Lady Nightmare oh shit, I knew something was different... OH SHIT I CAN'T HIDE ANYMORE.

    • @aicy8281
      @aicy8281 7 лет назад

      Brian Kenney what does that even mean?

    • @briankenney9528
      @briankenney9528 7 лет назад +2

      DJ Double Donut I also have mobile and cannot hide in the comments

    • @hyune.z
      @hyune.z 7 лет назад +1

      I can hide in the comments on mobile

  • @heyitsleaf
    @heyitsleaf 6 лет назад +62

    "Argentina! Oxyclean!" 😂😂😂 I'm legit fucking laughing this video is more funny than scary

  • @otsunafae
    @otsunafae 7 лет назад +253

    "Shamwow!", "Oxyclean!" and "Buy one get one half off!" made me laugh way more than it should have. Also, the Flash Gordon reference afterwards was top notch.

    • @yamatotsu
      @yamatotsu 7 лет назад +6

      Rirrles When he got the camera, i was laughing so hard. Mark, you god Damn weirdo. lol

    • @DarkRubberNeck
      @DarkRubberNeck 7 лет назад +4

      Rirrles Are you on the ball?? Get on the ball ^_^

    • @legendaryyoutuber5760
      @legendaryyoutuber5760 7 лет назад +4

      Rirrles hey you forgot Arrrrgentina

    • @rotzpup
      @rotzpup 6 лет назад

      lol me too his outburst-flashes made me laugh so much

  • @yoonminshipper2039
    @yoonminshipper2039 6 лет назад +420

    When mark says im a horrible monster and then the monster actually comes

    • @maemae5703
      @maemae5703 6 лет назад +2

      yoonmin shipper 😂😂😂

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 6 лет назад +4

      I, for one, think it was a very brave artistic decision this developer made to try and increase the tension by frying the player's graphics card. 9_9

    • @rmc2035
      @rmc2035 6 лет назад

      yoonmin shipper lol!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wannanosaurus
      @wannanosaurus 6 лет назад +4

      ARMY

    • @squeak9320
      @squeak9320 6 лет назад +3

      army~

  • @gharsimp
    @gharsimp 7 лет назад +434

    "HELLO! *scratching* ... I did not expect a response!" -Markiplier 2017

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan 6 лет назад +1

      "IS ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE? -strange tapping from pipes - .....I gotta stop yelling at my things..."

  • @fallensyndicate2626
    @fallensyndicate2626 7 лет назад +144

    4:45 door ._. (Not that bad)
    7:15 door. Again XD
    7:35 no door this time
    8:25 sound
    9:08 and again the doors (it will close too so.. take care)
    Now Mark begins to take pics randomly ._. They're a bit scary XD
    11:42 boo
    15:24 and an other boo
    17:10 a nois
    17:56 there goes the lamp again
    20:30 old friend, door
    21:00 LOUD
    21:44 enough with the doors already
    23:00 XD
    24:50 loud
    Those are just the ones that scared me, personally. Might have missed some

    • @quip2900
      @quip2900 5 лет назад

      Lel

    • @haleyreynolds41
      @haleyreynolds41 5 лет назад +10

      This is the only list I need to make me feel safe with this video

    • @vessel43159
      @vessel43159 5 лет назад +2

      Why thank you fren

    • @deadlydemon2649
      @deadlydemon2649 5 лет назад +9

      Fallen Syndicate I love it when people post the scare times, but then I’m more terrified then even when people say they might’ve missed them...whatever thank you fo saving me for the most part!

    • @tirzabihari8237
      @tirzabihari8237 5 лет назад

      I am glad you posted this comment

  • @Natsjuicebox
    @Natsjuicebox 7 лет назад +171

    (First time i actually heard Mark say Antis name before) Mark: Anti is that you? You glitching up my screen. Me: *Falls of my bed laughs* Later on/ Mark: ohh you're a Darkiplier wanna be, are you antisepticeye? I dont know what you are, but, YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE! YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE!
    Me: Falls off my bed again dying
    Also (Anti+Dark mentionings)
    Anti- 2:21 - 2:24
    Anti+Dark- 9:49 - 9:55
    Glitches/Sounds
    2:29 - 2:31
    3:05 - 3:08
    3:48 - 4:45
    5:04 - 5:28
    6:16 - 6:19
    8:25 - 8:27
    creepy texts
    4:50
    7:24
    9:34 - 9:53
    11:41
    12:46
    jump scares
    4:45 - 4:46
    7:14 - 7:15
    7:36 - 7:38
    9:06 - 9:08
    11:43 - 11:47
    (not everything guys im sorry! its 4 am in the morning and really tired i cant finish this im sorry! hope you understand) love u Da *glitches* Mark. lol jk i love All Marks.

  • @daffo8239
    @daffo8239 6 лет назад +437

    When I get scared, I don’t move or change face expression. But my heart is beating so fast it feels like I’m actually dying, and my mind is flowing with thoughts like *”HOLY SHIT-*
    anybody else

    • @sierratyndall8798
      @sierratyndall8798 6 лет назад +4

      whoever threw that paper yes I do

    • @hannar7505
      @hannar7505 6 лет назад +2

      Sierra Tyndall me

    • @hannar7505
      @hannar7505 6 лет назад +1

      whoever threw that paper I do

    • @chio1502
      @chio1502 6 лет назад +5

      Isnt that like a panic attack or sthg

    • @mememan631
      @mememan631 6 лет назад

      phlanets :D me and XD

  • @zackramirez5600
    @zackramirez5600 7 лет назад +60

    Markiplier: I'm gonna have to put a seizure warning on this.
    (previously) walking down dark hall flashing a camera multiple times.

  • @danielbueno8474
    @danielbueno8474 7 лет назад +406

    *(Sees notifications)* "Nice, new Markiplier video! But I can't watch it right now, since I'm in college and I am still without internet at home. Well, gonna download it, so I can watch it at home tonight!"
    *(Proceeds to download it with IDM)*
    (Looks at size of the video at 1080p 60 fps: *666.66* MB)
    Well shit.

    • @shame2189
      @shame2189 7 лет назад +7

      woah that's fucked up

    • @Grimrapings
      @Grimrapings 7 лет назад +10

      Don't you mean 628.84MB...

    • @meiznz
      @meiznz 7 лет назад +4

      xD. *illuminati sounds* .. anyways. if its a coincidence.. try 380p... or

    • @scrufflesde-brickashaw333
      @scrufflesde-brickashaw333 7 лет назад +2

      i would think 66 gigs would be a bit much for a video...

    • @RainbowCultist1
      @RainbowCultist1 7 лет назад +4

      I think me meant 666.66

  • @iamDeniseFelix
    @iamDeniseFelix 7 лет назад +129

    Hiding in the comments huh? Yeah same bruh

    • @guiltyplxasures7683
      @guiltyplxasures7683 6 лет назад

      Nope

    • @guiltyplxasures7683
      @guiltyplxasures7683 6 лет назад

      Just reading them ;) Now scroll up, scaredy cat

    • @petercurry1799
      @petercurry1799 6 лет назад +1

      Lol no I'm looking for the jump scare lost. Which is worse.

    • @nightmare8128
      @nightmare8128 6 лет назад

      People need to stop calling other people rude names just for not liking jumpscares as much. It's really rude and people don't like it.

    • @dooderoo2365
      @dooderoo2365 6 лет назад

      Im on mobile so I can’t hide

  • @cherrybaby1567
    @cherrybaby1567 6 лет назад +775

    Can't hide in the comments?? You're safe here!
    Here's some snacks and drinks- 🍌🍇🥙🍣🍦☕🍷🍹
    Protection,and free wifi-
    🗡️🔫💣📶💻📱🔋

    • @ohzo3223
      @ohzo3223 6 лет назад +14

      Cherry Sunday
      Very much thanks

    • @chio1502
      @chio1502 6 лет назад +11

      Where's the free wifi Im using my own.

    • @nonameforyou2238
      @nonameforyou2238 6 лет назад +14

      they really changed the gun to a water gun??

    • @stellarkirbo
      @stellarkirbo 6 лет назад +8

      No Name For You yep
      🔫

    • @darkydoo4363
      @darkydoo4363 6 лет назад +6

      Thanks 😸

  • @madiliz6906
    @madiliz6906 7 лет назад +992

    I WAS WATCHING THIS AND AN AMBULANCE DROVE BY MY HOUSE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE GAME AND I PAUSED THE GAME AND IT KEPT GOING AND I WAS LIKE, SHIT. AND FUCK AS IM WRITING THIS THE STREETLIGHT JUST WENT OUT AND IM HOME ALONE AND IM REALLY SCARED AND I THINK I JUST PEED MYSELF HELP

    • @-_-__-_---_
      @-_-__-_---_ 7 лет назад +42

      You still alive bro?

    • @dan-5678
      @dan-5678 7 лет назад +28

      Fiona Fox he ded

    • @sweetsnacc1596
      @sweetsnacc1596 7 лет назад +8

      I hope for the best for you

    • @trippatgu_6288
      @trippatgu_6288 7 лет назад +20

      Madison Elizabeth did u shit brix

    • @void1439
      @void1439 7 лет назад +3

      Tripp around the gaming Universe, LOL

  • @annoyingkid48
    @annoyingkid48 7 лет назад +54

    Lovin' the bubble wrap carpeting you got there, Mark

  • @justjinxxit6896
    @justjinxxit6896 7 лет назад +412

    DISCLAIMER: This spoils most of the scares in the game, I left our very minor ones usually only pertaining to ambiance. Not all of these are necessarily terrifying but whatever, enjoy my fellow scaredy cats!
    2:29- The game makes a loud electrical zapping noise and has minor visual distortions abruptly (this actually causes Mark's computer to crash so there is also a jump cut shortly after.)
    3:06- Same jump scare, this time with less computer crashing XD
    4:45- Mark tries to open a door and it gets slammed closed immediately.
    6:17- Sounds like someone moving swiftly (hard to hear).
    7:15- Another door slam.
    7:35- HUGE JUMP SCARE (I had to watch it twice to get the time stamp you're welcome. I'm shook), the monster is revealed and the game "crashes".
    8:25- The same jump scare that happened at 2:29 and 3:06.
    9:06- Doors blow open.
    9:16- Same doors slam shut behind mark.
    10:51- Not a scare but that camera is damn bright and it caught me off guard just a bit. I'm not going to write down every time he clicks it (which is a lot within rapid succession) but just a warning. He also yells and flashes it abruptly a lot which I found funny but ey different people are frightened by different things.
    11:40- There is writing on the wall and then another BIG JUMP SCARE when the monster is revealed again.
    15:24- The monster is there again.
    17:06- Loud static noise.
    17:55- Same jump scare that always happens when he first enters the stair well.
    18:25- The double doors blow open again.
    19:33- The monster charges at him and upon catching him cuts to the static noise.
    20:30- Door slams shut.
    20:56- Locker falls down in front of Mark and makes a loud thump.
    21:44- Loud noise and the monster starts chasing Mark again.
    21:56- When the monster catches him it cuts to an up close of it then back to the static.
    22:19- Mark triggers the loud noise and chase again.
    23:01- The same jump scare again with the chase and Mark being caught.
    24:21- The car starts up and drives towards Mark before crashing.
    24:40- Door closes behind Mark.
    24:51- Lights flicker and there is a ringing glitchy noise.
    26:01- Door opens itself.
    26:38- The monster starts chasing Mark.
    26:43- The monster catches Mark and the same thing as usual ensues.

    • @spacedaddy2589
      @spacedaddy2589 7 лет назад +10

      Jinxx bless

    • @mudkiplikesbread
      @mudkiplikesbread 7 лет назад +11

      Jinxx Bless You Child. Bless You

    • @yoii3585
      @yoii3585 7 лет назад +16

      bless you,
      thank you
      i love you
      bless your soul

    • @enjolyyt
      @enjolyyt 7 лет назад +20

      My girlfriend and I always have to wait to watch scary videos because she has heart problems and we need to have a jumpscare list. People like you rock 😊

    • @angelicayelling9804
      @angelicayelling9804 7 лет назад +4

      enjoly awwwh I hope nothing but the best for both of you! 💕💕

  • @natahtakaizumi1987
    @natahtakaizumi1987 5 лет назад +42

    markiplier: *violently spams the camera flash*
    markiplier near the end: i may have to put a seizure warning on this video.
    me: *out cold on the bed*

    • @ABPT.Sleepy
      @ABPT.Sleepy 4 года назад

      Bro that ain't funny

    • @judyhein1074
      @judyhein1074 4 года назад +2

      @@ABPT.Sleepy it's...a joke?

    • @ABPT.Sleepy
      @ABPT.Sleepy 4 года назад

      @@judyhein1074 it's not funny to joke about having an epilepsy seizure. people have those and die

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 4 года назад +5

      @@ABPT.Sleepy
      1. They probably made the joke because they do have it
      2. They probably shouldn't be watching horror games which uses flashes alot

    • @umbraexe3069
      @umbraexe3069 4 года назад +4

      This is why i always check the descriptions lol

  • @heeps9023
    @heeps9023 7 лет назад +86

    I find it funny when markiplier screams so loud when he gets jumpscared, and we're all sitting here not even flinching

    • @DDHDS
      @DDHDS 7 лет назад +3

      HEEPSASKILLS679 I'm actually kinda scared.

    • @Beeee776
      @Beeee776 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah, I'm not flinching because I'm too terrified to move most of the time...

  • @ihaspretzelz1532
    @ihaspretzelz1532 7 лет назад +41

    "Could you just.. calm your damn tits,, I'm having a rough time here."
    Markiplier-2017

  • @rebel_kid9788
    @rebel_kid9788 7 лет назад +39

    middle finger defense: ENGAGED

  • @brooke.23
    @brooke.23 6 лет назад +41

    OXI-CLEAN
    get one hALF OFF

  • @FarbtodMusic
    @FarbtodMusic 7 лет назад +382

    *the creepy music starts* me: *scrolls to the comment section*

  • @nehqisdead
    @nehqisdead 7 лет назад +267

    its 11:00 pm where I live and its dark af so everytime mark uses the camera my eyes burn ❤️😂

  • @magicforeverdudes1205
    @magicforeverdudes1205 7 лет назад +39

    Bro I'm on mobile and I'm scared, but I can't hide in the comments. HELP ME!!!

  • @fungfes
    @fungfes 6 лет назад +76

    Me before: alright. This is mine. its not scary at all.
    Me after: MOM IM SLEEPING IN YOUR ROOM TONIGHT-

    • @theo.woooooooo
      @theo.woooooooo 4 года назад +1

      *fine but HAHAGHSHSHSHHAHAHHAHAGAHHAHAHAGBWAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️🏻👌🏻🦆

    • @judyhein1074
      @judyhein1074 4 года назад +1

      @@theo.woooooooo *OGLXKG,PZXXITXZZLZZKTXKXICGICOYF6O*

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 4 года назад

      *JQNAJZNSNẞFJFJDIW8JWKKWK*

    • @Blurpbees
      @Blurpbees 4 года назад +1

      @@hat7475 E

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 4 года назад

      @@Blurpbees *bonk*

  • @tistrashtrash7122
    @tistrashtrash7122 7 лет назад +716

    YOU DON'T NEED TO CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS! YOU NEED TO CALL THE WINCHESTERS!

    • @alecsandrabaldwin8808
      @alecsandrabaldwin8808 7 лет назад +19

      Pinky Patrick
      Sup.
      Your profile pic is Cas.
      We're friends now XD

    • @fanciellexo
      @fanciellexo 7 лет назад +2

      Pinky Patrick thought the same

    • @tistrashtrash7122
      @tistrashtrash7122 7 лет назад +1

      Michelle Katharina Finally! Someone understands it!

    • @skizzehwizzeh1908
      @skizzehwizzeh1908 7 лет назад +4

      Pinky Patrick I'M SORRY I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON BECAUSE I'M ON TEAM SAM. SORRY DEAN!

    • @skizzehwizzeh1908
      @skizzehwizzeh1908 7 лет назад +5

      WHO YOU GONNA CALL? WINCHESTERS!

  • @jroseanna
    @jroseanna 7 лет назад +294

    "Anti, is that you?" Am I the only one who noticed this?

    • @CrimsonR0se
      @CrimsonR0se 7 лет назад +20

      Jennifer W Absolutely not. I freaked the fuck out, because I'm trash.

    • @neildowning5227
      @neildowning5227 7 лет назад

      Foxy and Mangle anti jack

    • @ZiggyArts
      @ZiggyArts 7 лет назад +1

      And then the game crashed XD

    • @jaysflight.
      @jaysflight. 7 лет назад +2

      Foxy and Mangle
      Anti (or Antisepticeye) is the evil form of Jacksepticeye. Just like Darkiplier is for Markiplier.

    • @the8thfallenhumanjoshua602
      @the8thfallenhumanjoshua602 7 лет назад

      Jennifer W don't you mean dark not anti

  • @libbysketch7875
    @libbysketch7875 7 лет назад +113

    Him using the camera scared me honestly more times than the monster actually did xD

    • @littleshat9720
      @littleshat9720 6 лет назад

      Ur gamer pic is majestic

    • @Ally-p9z
      @Ally-p9z 6 лет назад +4

      The camera didn't scare me. The only thing that scared me was the first time the guy came and jumped out at the screen. My heart was racing so fast.

    • @enviisyk
      @enviisyk 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @dreamam7390
    @dreamam7390 6 лет назад +47

    Mark flashing the camera scared me more than that creature ever could! 😂👍

  • @theycallyoutravibabi2337
    @theycallyoutravibabi2337 7 лет назад +81

    2:22 When you see someone flirting with your crush.

    • @Wonkismoon
      @Wonkismoon 6 лет назад +1

      JUNGCOCK ITS NICE TO SEE YOU😂

    • @bloodssucka6037
      @bloodssucka6037 6 лет назад +1

      Look at that? It’s an ArMyyyy?

  • @jamjelly8335
    @jamjelly8335 7 лет назад +287

    "anti is that you are you lagging up the world?" xD

    • @threeisaparty_5944
      @threeisaparty_5944 7 лет назад +4

      JAM JELLY no no, not anti... Dark's trying to get back... :)

    • @mintmaybe
      @mintmaybe 7 лет назад

      GoAheadAndTryMe 8D he did say anti.... xD seems he mixed it up or something.

    • @hyxcinthh
      @hyxcinthh 7 лет назад

      I died xD

    • @scythemeister6515
      @scythemeister6515 7 лет назад +12

      Erdbeer_Sorbet he probably said Anti, 'cause Antisepticeye is known for appearing in glitches and static. Dark is moreso in his own dimension

    • @heyitssea357
      @heyitssea357 7 лет назад +3

      Hannah's Gaming Wonderland Anti means opposite so he uses for "darkiplier" as well ;)

  • @thedemonicneko503
    @thedemonicneko503 7 лет назад +39

    Hello neighbors I think I'm stuck in a computer
    -Mark 2017

  • @Theraeana
    @Theraeana 5 лет назад +136

    Me: coming to watch markiplier to escape from my anxiety
    Mark: "You shouldn't have done what you did."
    Me, knowing full well he's not talking about the thing I'm stressing about: *HEAVY BREATHING*

  • @asteriskJohn
    @asteriskJohn 7 лет назад +326

    anyone else get reminded of file.exe by this?
    Edit: holy hell how did i get this many likes

    • @terezipyrope5341
      @terezipyrope5341 7 лет назад +3

      Minigod95 me

    • @mylespaszkiewicz1324
      @mylespaszkiewicz1324 7 лет назад +2

      Minigod95 me

    • @gregory_woomer735
      @gregory_woomer735 7 лет назад +2

      Good thing that he's not dead though cos File exe was not only hell raising creepy ass shit but cool for horror entertainment

    • @aylab6448
      @aylab6448 7 лет назад

      Minigod95 yes I did I'm not gonna sleep tonight....

    • @splabicado6510
      @splabicado6510 7 лет назад +3

      i knew it as soon as i looked at the vid title

  • @PlantagenetRose
    @PlantagenetRose 7 лет назад +77

    "Anti, is that you~?"
    **Computer crashes**

  • @odett6028
    @odett6028 7 лет назад +21

    19:26 Making my way downtown walking fast...
    19:34 WALKING FASTER

    • @lindaklimm7009
      @lindaklimm7009 7 лет назад

      Odett 23 MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST WE KILLED SANS WERE HORRIBLE!

  • @casperstree1465
    @casperstree1465 6 лет назад +119

    When your phone crashes and you scream because of some scary ugly monster and then realise that it’s just your reflection

    • @callmewilpls9099
      @callmewilpls9099 5 лет назад +2

      Rip

    • @joyrys486
      @joyrys486 5 лет назад +15

      when you’re out shopping and see a portrait of some hideous creature and you realize that’s just a mirror

    • @onishojo9430
      @onishojo9430 4 года назад +1

      69 likes..you know I had to do em 👌