11 minute review and not a word is said about Flatline, what the hell Anthony UPD: Anthony put Flatline into his favorite tracks in the description, the world is finally at peace, thank you Wantano
"I could detour into a rant about the vocals and pitchy autotune on records like Icedancer" Melon really just wants to piss off drainers. Little does he know loss and gain are the same 🥶🥶🥶
Fantano completely missed the point of this album. He made a 30-song album to highlight that he just turned 30. This is the theme of the album, to reflect on his life now that he is 30, and this is why he went back to his old style. He also hints that this is his last project in this style in the album. It’s like a farewell to an era. At least, this is how I see it.
im glad you actually talked a bit about the lyrics cus i think bladee’s lyrical style or the ”bladeeisms” as you called it is one of the most important aspect of why ppl enjoy his music and it's definitely influential on artists like sematary/haunted mound and a lot of underground rappers. and i also think crafting your own universe of references and ideas really makes ppl obsess way more about your art
@@KannabisMajoris yea he is genuinely very funny + endearing. Ik he's nobody special, but I'm so bought into this shit 😂 and I couldn't be more satisfied
I remember the day I got the invitation to a BBQ in my neighborhood. I was nervous to go but eventually synched myself up enough to walk down the block to join, I hadn't been in a large social gathering in a while, it was 2022 and we were really cautious of the pandemic and all. But I figured just going to a small backyard BBQ would be fine. But once I arrived something felt amiss, I could tell the energy was weird like everyone was on one radio frequency that I couldn't tune into. Then, suddenly, three young Swedish boys came out and started playing the most beautiful music I had ever heard, and then I drained, we all drained. Everyone in that backyard started to drain, and I will never forget my time at the Drainer BBQ.
Bladee could drop an album called Kids See Sinners but You Won't Get What You Want Because My Greatest Trait is To Be Kind and Fantano would still give it a 7
As a hardcore bladee fan since the beginning this is a contender for best Bladee album for me. It’s the Bottomless Pit of bladee albums, has all his recent styles but also has its own style.
@urkoma 30 tracks but it’s only 1 hour long. I think what put me off was how boring and repetitive all the f1lthy beats feel one after another, some of them don’t suit bladee or fit well imo.
Not mentioning F1lthy and James Ferraro being all over the production on this album is criminal. That shit is legendary on its own. Bladee is a real one for getting both of them together on most the tracks
from an old fan perspective i thought we were never gonna get another album like this and im beyond ecstatic, im glad that old and new fans are both loving it and part of me is kinda relieved that fantano didnt rate it super high lmao. all my favorite projects have low ratings
This is the exact opinion I have also best since icedancer, anyone who thinks this icedancer isn’t his cleanest and best work is stupid and trying to be different
it is unfortunately the worst song, and doesn't fit in the album, but understandable why its in the tracklist. Still a good song. Album is a perfect 10/10 without DOA
i'm a big drainer and the long tracklist definitely made it harder for any particular tracks to stand out as instant classic hits for me. might change my mind on second or third listen. personally i'd rather have longer songs with a shorter tracklist if bladee's gonna make an hour long album
Melon, you’re off base with this album review, just like you were with Salem's 'King Night' in 2010. I witnessed that firsthand, and it’s the same story here.
I think some of the tracks should have been combined. Turn these into 3-6 minute tracks instead of these 1:40 tracks. The interludes and transitions between songs are some of the best parts on the album imo.
I see your perspective but like you say, I’m a huge Bladee fan, and this album was an absolute blessing. It’s rare to get such universal praise from the Drain and Sad Boys fanbase, and I’ve seen nothing but love for it online. As usual, everyone on the outside looking in thinks either not as highly of it like Anthony or outright thinks it’s garbage. And as usual, no fan of Bladee/DG and SB should care.
'6 upside down, that’s a 9' - Bladee
"Turn the 6 upside down it's a 9 now" - Drake
@@jango7889bladee said it first
Bruh nobody giving credit to Sumerians
6 down but thee 9 is up
@@jango7889bladee literally said it first yall drake fans are on a race to become soulja boy but for Mr. Text 14yr Olds
could you please place a warning before you talk negatively about icedancer? i find it very distressing and disturbing. Thank you
Triggered me hard
yeah wtf that was completely unnecessary
that actually made me shake and cry how could anyone say something like that about icedancer bro every track’s a hit not even kidding
yeah wtf
Real asf
The album was so cold it froze the Yellow flannel to Whitw
Whitw
Whitw
Whitw
Froze a 9 to a 6 🥶🥶🥶
Whitw
if it was called “to pimp a sad meal” you would’ve given it a 10/10 smh
😭
that's a strong 6000 more years in the drain dungeon melonman
Put me too!
@@KingMidas0539you get 1000
@@KingMidas0539u dont wanna goto drain dungeon
@@chasedatshi I wanna get drained 24 hours a day
im gonna pretend you’re wearing a yellow flannel for my own well being
Make Melon’s flannel yellow by peeing on your phone, I’ve tried this many times and it always works 👍
If it makes you feel any better this is the first Bladee album that won me over. And my music taste is even better than Fantano’s
@@fentanylfrog8403 ew wtf 😭😭
@@drfunkinstein1I hadn’t heard any drain gang before this album and I thought it was fire
Truly the only “cold vision” I can find here
Bladee can’t end with a loss, that 6 is actually a 9
6 upside down that’s a 9
Loss & Gain is the same~
6p upside down is d9 💕💕
ME AND YUNG SHERMAN👬AT THE GYM🏋️WORKING OUT💪AND GETTING TAN💆
Sun and steel
@@spiralations7304 real as hell
If bladee got the “melon meal” at mcdonalds, you wouldve given this a 10
Melon meal is the sad meal
Vegan option
Istg I will never not laugh at these dumbass jokes and idk why
Somebody call the ambulance man
The melon came in alive
@@AtulyaBhardwaj no seriously you need to call the ambulance
ER EKG...
BUT NOT FOR ME
DOA 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
How did anthony miss the best line on the record
-Man fuck being depressed
-asbestos
I thought it was "I'm him, did you assume my gender"
I thought it was "I'm him, did you assume my gender"
I thought it was “I’m him, did you assume my gender”
I thought it was “I’m him, did you assume my gender”
I thought it was “I’m him, did you assume my gender”
This was the most bladee album of all time. Pure, undiluted bladee.
what are you talkign about bladee has lost all his soul nothing that makes bladee bladee is here
@@standinghat632hey have u listened to a bladee album before 2019 lmao
@@standinghat632 most incorrect opinion possibly ever
@@247naomi bro what this sounds like post 2019 bladee u saying this sounds anything like gluee eversinxe wod
So trash?
11 minute review and not a word is said about Flatline, what the hell Anthony
UPD: Anthony put Flatline into his favorite tracks in the description, the world is finally at peace, thank you Wantano
FRL THAT SONG IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
Just an incredible and beautiful song man
best song on cv for real
ER, EKG, I flatliiiineee
No flatline mention = review invalid
reminds me of when he reviewed stranger and didnt mention agony
"I could detour into a rant about the vocals and pitchy autotune on records like Icedancer" Melon really just wants to piss off drainers. Little does he know loss and gain are the same 🥶🥶🥶
Yup almost lost it there
LOSS AND GAIN. IS THE SAME 🗣️🔊🔊
you really are never getting out of the drain dungeon until you repent melon
10,000 years
see the difference between drainers and anthony is that he gets the HAPPY meal at McDonald's while we get the sad meal. he'll never understand it
he merely adopted darkness
bro put half the tracklist in his fav songs and still gave it a 6 😭
With half the tracklist liked, he technically could’ve just given it a 5…
@@wholefoodstm4790that would only make sense if the other half was on his least favorites
@@alicatt143true.
That math literally adds up though 😂
Half the tracks half the score lol
Fantano completely missed the point of this album. He made a 30-song album to highlight that he just turned 30. This is the theme of the album, to reflect on his life now that he is 30, and this is why he went back to his old style. He also hints that this is his last project in this style in the album. It’s like a farewell to an era. At least, this is how I see it.
Beautifully said
That supposed to make it less trash or something?
he a chronically online internet unc ☠️☠️
@@Caramelstewhy you spending time trying to convince fans this album is objectively bad? You’re a very sad boy.
doesn’t make it better, shit is still garbage and every beat is generic asf
The fact Sad Meal or End of The Road Boyz wasn’t in favorite tracks is actually criminal
@@k.3050 Best lyrics in the album
Frrr like wtf
Both of those songs have Bladee's best bars of all time.
@@ranjeetkhoutinay4856 100% agreed, i think anthony missed the mark on this review
End of the road boyz is my top1 lmao
Digging the new haircut 👍
Bald Visions 😎
I like ya cut G
Anthony rocking the post turkish hair transplant cut
💀
Melon's drain meter went down 😔
Bladee literally invented music
man I love bladee music but yall be glazin TO MUCH.
@@ohsorecordswdym he literally did
This is true and im not even joking when i say this, bladee started the whole ambient thing before anybody thought it was cool.
@@ohsorecords bro u just hating bladee invented hip hop
surprised you didn't mention f1lthy at all who handled production for the majority of the album
He didn't hear the producer tags 😭
Never credits whitearmor either
He literally assembled the drainer producer avengers for cold visions(even mechatok got a credit, literally only gud was absent for this one )
because he has worked with him before its nothing new
@@DS-xg7hk I would even count skrillex as a honoary drainer producer with the few times hes worked with bladee.
im glad you actually talked a bit about the lyrics cus i think bladee’s lyrical style or the ”bladeeisms” as you called it is one of the most important aspect of why ppl enjoy his music and it's definitely influential on artists like sematary/haunted mound and a lot of underground rappers. and i also think crafting your own universe of references and ideas really makes ppl obsess way more about your art
Could've listened to anthony read bladee lyrics in an incredulous voice for like 5 hours
I bought 1000 smurfs on ebay, I was on shrooms, needless to say
I love bladee and one of the reasons is his bars are hilarious. Hearing Fantano read them makes them even funnier
@@KannabisMajoris yea he is genuinely very funny + endearing. Ik he's nobody special, but I'm so bought into this shit 😂 and I couldn't be more satisfied
Took a while to see the cold vision on this one, but this is a fantastic mixtape
Shut up Bradley
Shut up Bradley
No one asked, Bradley Tasting Music
Shut up Bradley
But up Shradley
Can I still wear my Balenci ?
I remember the day I got the invitation to a BBQ in my neighborhood. I was nervous to go but eventually synched myself up enough to walk down the block to join, I hadn't been in a large social gathering in a while, it was 2022 and we were really cautious of the pandemic and all. But I figured just going to a small backyard BBQ would be fine. But once I arrived something felt amiss, I could tell the energy was weird like everyone was on one radio frequency that I couldn't tune into. Then, suddenly, three young Swedish boys came out and started playing the most beautiful music I had ever heard, and then I drained, we all drained. Everyone in that backyard started to drain, and I will never forget my time at the Drainer BBQ.
I cried, this is the best comment 😭🙏
I hope this is true brother because it will be such a pitty for a beautiful moment like this to be fake
Bladee could drop an album called Kids See Sinners but You Won't Get What You Want Because My Greatest Trait is To Be Kind and Fantano would still give it a 7
Cause you forgot the money store
(Deluxe)
Wht is “my greatest trait” from
i had the exact same question @@carlobucosse5458
@@carlobucosse5458 i just added it
As a hardcore bladee fan since the beginning this is a contender for best Bladee album for me. It’s the Bottomless Pit of bladee albums, has all his recent styles but also has its own style.
When fantano pulls out the "bloated" word, you know you're in for a treat of vocabulary.
@urkoma but every song is good
@@tekno47in ur opinion tho
@urkoma 30 years of life = 30 songs
@urkoma 30 tracks but it’s only 1 hour long. I think what put me off was how boring and repetitive all the f1lthy beats feel one after another, some of them don’t suit bladee or fit well imo.
@@tomaustinmedia it switches up tho, first third is rage beats then its lusi chill then a mix of styles and then closers
respectfully my top 5
Bladee
Bladee
Bladee
Bladee
Bladee
WHO'S TOP 5 YOU SMOKIN ON, ANTHONY?
CUZ MY TOP 5 IS
BLADEE
BLADEE
BLADEE
BLADEE
AND BLADEE
YES
On the wrong side of history once again WakeUpthony Filthtano
Wrong.
Not mentioning F1lthy and James Ferraro being all over the production on this album is criminal. That shit is legendary on its own. Bladee is a real one for getting both of them together on most the tracks
James Ferraro mentioned!
@@kswaes timestamp?
I WISH you went into that detour hating on icedancer, would've gone in the hall of fame for your worst takes
Your visions too cold on this one Anthony
this is my mbdtf
L its a 10
Literally no it isn't.
@@Noooiiiissseee "I wiwiwwi ithnnnt" 😂😂😂
@@Noooiiiissseee nobody asked to the yap chief
@@bjorkcity Nobody needs to ask. This is the comment section of a RUclips video, ding dong.
@@Noooiiiissseee im just meming but imo its at least an 8, his best album in a while and idk how fantano always hates this style of bladee music
How is a 1 hour album bloated Anthony
Somebody doesn’t know what the word bloated means
@@jameswatts2310 I’ve seen your maternal figure, I’m well aware
He reviewed last year's King Gizzard album.
Spiderr was only 30 mins and same for Crest which are Melon’s two favourite Bladee projects
@@orionkahn832 Get Terence McKenna out your pfp he'd hate you
Drain dungeon. Now.
Bro there's NO shot you gave this a 6. This is almost as egregious as the Redlight Moment.
this is as egregious if not more than the redlight review
from an old fan perspective i thought we were never gonna get another album like this and im beyond ecstatic, im glad that old and new fans are both loving it and part of me is kinda relieved that fantano didnt rate it super high lmao. all my favorite projects have low ratings
Cold Visions
Cold
Visions
Cold Visions
dudes spent 10+ years explaining why he hated bladee in the beginning.... just admit you got it wrong lol
If this album were named Too Cold, A Vision you would given it a 10
Excited for the St. Vincent review
don't worry guys the editors messed up and the review is just in black and white
this is the best bladee album since icedancer to me. it really pulls a lot together in a lot of ways.
Yes
This is the exact opinion I have also best since icedancer, anyone who thinks this icedancer isn’t his cleanest and best work is stupid and trying to be different
Wake up Anthony!
Hearing “WAKE UP F1LTHY” on a bladee album was possibly the most euphoric moment of my life
Jk I’m a fake fan I didn’t listen to the working on dying album. Will fix that mistake immediately.
@@ezraciagara9600 Dork
@@ezraciagara9600 Dork
Can we get an ice dancer review
fr
God I’d love to see that and see how badly it pisses us off when he gives it a 4😂
@@calvindew5298 I feel like Anthony would give red light a higher score if he reviewed it in 2024
@@chriskrahn yeah I suppose, but he still don’t like it unfortunately 😂 which is unfortunate
@@calvindew5298 he gave it a 2 on twitter when iit came out 😭😭
It’s 30 songs for him turning 30, cmon everyone knows that and why bladee is the 🐐
DOA in worst songs is heresy your drainer status has officially been revoked Anthony
literally every other song is better and i loved every song on the tape
I mean, if you compare it to Trendy it's definitely the worst song on the album, Thaiboy was funny tho
it is unfortunately the worst song, and doesn't fit in the album, but understandable why its in the tracklist. Still a good song. Album is a perfect 10/10 without DOA
doa is too empty and a waste of a skrillex placement, and i’m saying this as someone who thinks this is a 10/10 bladee album😊
D O A
Bro don’t you ever put bladee in the same category as cementary 🔫
2:28 don’t forget BLACK KRAY ‼️‼️ Fantanos gotta give him his flowers he influenced this whole generation so much
I understand the "bloat" complaint, but I loved the mixtape vibe. It's pretty nostalgic at this point.
if this was called Kids See Cold Visions you would've gave it a 10
this is literally heaven on earth in an album to me ive been wanting him to drop something like this for so long
I knew one day you would realize their genius and become a drainer.
13 favorite tracks and 6/10 seems crazy
its insane how much he keeps just not getting it, i dont get it 😭😭😭
He tries to get it but he just can't 😂
It is what it is lol, he's just too old for it tbh
Real
Me and yung sherman at the gym working out and getting tanned 😤😤
couldn’t even drain to this, I exploded immediately! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS.
😐
its mental awareness month, im anxious and im paranoid
Me when the visions are cold
You’re laughing? Bladee just dropped his Abbey Road and you’re laughing?
Anthony, thank you so much for giving bladee the credit he deserves and agreeing this is the best album of 2024 without saying it. My hands are bread.
If this album was titled “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Hypothermia”, I’d write a comment that’s actually original and funny.
Holy crap! The first ever 11 out of 10! I thought it was a meme until now!
6 is absolutely diabolical
Been listening to this for past 6 months no regrets
i'm a big drainer and the long tracklist definitely made it harder for any particular tracks to stand out as instant classic hits for me. might change my mind on second or third listen. personally i'd rather have longer songs with a shorter tracklist if bladee's gonna make an hour long album
This album made me a fan for life. Hail King Nothingg
This album is blades best for a while im absolutly in love with it.
The run from One Second to End of The Road boys is legendary
Melon, you’re off base with this album review, just like you were with Salem's 'King Night' in 2010. I witnessed that firsthand, and it’s the same story here.
Bald visions. This was such a bald review
this album is a masterpiece. your literally a jpeg mafia fan bro your opinions dont matter…. didnt u also give sematary an 8 or something LMAO
Yet you're still mad
@@pico3932 its whatever im just passionate about this album bcus its beautiful
keep going lil bro, bladee is almost there!!
d.o.a is literally top 5 on the album , absolutely trippin
I mean it's a pretty flat remix of Trendy
Fr this and crest were my fav of his albums
at mcdonald’s u get the sad meal
I think some of the tracks should have been combined. Turn these into 3-6 minute tracks instead of these 1:40 tracks. The interludes and transitions between songs are some of the best parts on the album imo.
Bladee is like the Taylor swift of Sweden
Taylor Svift 😂
I've realized he's actually a pretty thought provoking foil to her in terms of aesthetics + themes in light of all the joking comparisons recently
A guy’s Lana Del Rey
@@EverTruuhell naw they gendered drain
@@misskwannie lol I’d take your comment as a joke, but since your name starts with Miss I know you’re serious.
Really keeping me in suspense with that St. Vincent review.
if melon was struck by lightning he would've given this a 10
I see your perspective but like you say, I’m a huge Bladee fan, and this album was an absolute blessing. It’s rare to get such universal praise from the Drain and Sad Boys fanbase, and I’ve seen nothing but love for it online.
As usual, everyone on the outside looking in thinks either not as highly of it like Anthony or outright thinks it’s garbage. And as usual, no fan of Bladee/DG and SB should care.
D.O.A. least favorite? You're cooked buddy
doa being his least favourite makes sense tbh
CANT END ON A LOSS not in best tracks is crazy but thank you for listening to the album !
FINALLY
edit: A 6!?
Put a concept on that feeling
this album makes me wanna go to McDonald's
Get the sad meal
Why does he do backflips to neg Bladee? Its so obvious, why?
You would have given him a 10 if his name was Baldee
do you ever have a good take anthony
im draining so hard right now
back to the drain dungeon
Oh fuck he actually did it
Anthony WHYYY why are you doing this to me i waited for this 9 and for you to gas this up for so long
Same level as mbdtf
what i was thinkin
This is bladee at his most emotional and self aware, I love so many of these tracks. Truly one the best things he's dropped since crest.