Fantano Reading Wack Bars for Like 9 Minutes
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Y'all know this is just my opinion, right? 
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Him deconstructing the “single like a pringle” line is still hilarious
Im just surprised hes never heard that phrase before
Tbf they literally had a tagline that was “betcha can’t have just one.” It was deserved.
E: fuck. Fuck. That was lays.
Single like a jingle would've worked because phone jingles are usually song singles
Idk why he’s complaining cause “Pringle” is the singular word for “Pringles”. If he said I’m single like Pringles I would understand his frustration
@@SauliBo1 The problem is that there's nothing clever about the rhyme, it's just rhyming for the sake of rhyming without putting any thought behind it
5:46 How to ask your parents why you exist
When Eminem said "'Cause this type of melon that we're in this hard to deal" I felt that.
pickle
h-hi lebeautiful...
Me when melon when hard me when
*Drops mic*
@@melgibson1284 genius
Your like the kid that is in every class I’m in including lunch.
7:17 caught me off guard 🫡
Whos out here sucking insects 💀
😂
This series has me rethinking some of the songs I plan on dropping lmao
It's good to revise your lines, but never forget that the Melon ain't always right lmao
@@blarghinatelazer9394 he isn't but a lot of these lines really are terrible
@@deadeyedblack2350 A lot, but not all. 😂
@@blarghinatelazer9394 name one line in this video that isn’t terrible
@@blarghinatelazer9394 all lines in this video were terrible.
melon finally decided to upload his version of this youtube video that keeps going viral on other channels. get that bag melon, get that bag
Let’s all agree that if we see Pink Guy we know it’s basically “yeah”
I've never noticed how much Melon's laugh sounds like Trixie Mattel's
"I need stock and it gotta pippi long"fuckin dead🤣
Wack bars aka kendrick’s cousin’s phone call
Why did He make a song called lemon drop, then call it trash I'm confused? If you create the song, aren't you the one person who shouldn't think it's trash?
Guess even he can't count the amount of licks it would take to drop the lemon drop
Why is logic's new comeback rap name fantano? Why not cocacolano? Or spriteano?
He regrets revealing his pee fetish to the world.
To be fair about J Cole’s bar in “Photograph”, I think the line was portraying someone who’s addicted to looking at ig models
Exactly wasn’t a bad bar by any means 😭
there's always some kid defending trash j cole
I actually like the song and I’m sure it’s clear he’s talking from someone else’s POV but the line was just weird
@@yungjoemighty879 I’m not defending J Cole I’m defending the lyric. It makes sense in the context of the song
@@yungjoemighty879 “trash j Cole” 🤓
Did yall know logic is biracial?
nowdabakedpotatoismyfavritekindpotato
No way there weren't any clb or young thug lyrics in this😂
The demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments
LIKE I LOST MY KIDNEYS
So there’s hope for me. I’m going to start rapping. Off to a writing session. Wish me luck.
‘’The demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis”.
One of his best lines till this day.
yes
yes
yes
Lost my kidneeeeys
That kidney bar could be good if it was a reference to responding to the loss of the relationship with substance abuse, since even if you get a donor kidney, you need to take drugs for the rest of your life to keep your body from killing it.
I've seen all of these clips a million times, but they never fail to entertain me
fr
Same lmfaoo
Same and same
The Chance bars literally never get old
You got the By The Time I Get To Leanix pfp
I'll always remember this Waka Flocka song where he says "Baby bring three friends so we can have a foursome". Which would be 5 people.
maybe it means he'll only sleep with the three friends 🤔
I mean, someone needs to hold the camera.
Maybe my man likes to watch
Damnnn 🥲
@@fridaykitty yea true
The jump from "where are the ghostwriters here?" talking about Drake to "Pink Guy dabbles in blatant pedophilia" really got me
6:58
@@duncan5318 thanks dunk money man
yes
ITS NOT PEDOPHILIA MOM IM A LOLICON ITS DIFFERENT
@@Scroolewse 💀
That "Icon tatted on my torso" reaction is genuinely one of my favorite Fantano moments of all-time.
Lmao fr, that whole reaction to that video
"icon tatted on my torso"
i don't have icon tatted on my torso
Mf pointed at nothing 🤣
give credit to Jayden though that shit was unironically funny as hell
The guys editing that ep did jaden super dirty, but I'm all for it.
The Pringles line is especially dumb when you consider theyve had major branding campaigns where the tag line is "you can't just have 1" and the fact that they're one of the few chip brands that actually fill up their packages with chips. Like Pringles are explicitly known for being the opposite of single lmaooo
@@alexjameskeefer they both did it. If he said single like lays that would make more sense cus there’s so much air in their bags that there might as well only be 1 chip in the whole bag
21 says "pringle" instead of pringles, implying he's talking about a singular pringle
Perhaps that's the point.. he can't stay single.
@@rinzler1801 Where would you find a singular pringle though
@@bayrock1337 right? 21 also wrote "fucked a nigga bitch, I'm a gentleman"
Melon getting genuinely mad about chances aweful bars is hilarious
”Are we serious?!” lmfaaoo
That slam when he said “What the HELL are these similes?” 💀
“I just feel like I’m nonstop ranting about how trash the lyrics are on this record, but that’s literally like, all I can do. They’re really bad”
“Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato” is an all-timer. I’m not even sure it’s a bad line any more.
Baked potato’s 🔥🔥🔥
idk, mashed potatoes do be better tho.
I used to think it was cheesy and it has grown on me so much
Even though mashed will forever be my bay
Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato
I'm half Irish and mashed is better
whose line was that?
“The demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments” is Anthony’s best line in a review to date.
The "beefing like it's 1337" line is actually way more clever than he's giving it credit: 1337 was the start of the Hundred Years' War
England v France
1337=LEET
Is it clever just because it's a reference to a historical period? It doesn't make it any more clever
tbh, that still doesnt help its case
Yeah, I actually like that line lmao
He channels such emotion into "PRINGLES ARE NOT SINGLE PRINGLES ARE MANY."
but the bar was pringle, single like a pringle, not pringles :o
@@syzx7538 But you would never find a pringle by itself. You even put them in your mouth two or three at a time.
@@Genevieve1023 a Pringle is a Pringle lol
@@syzx7538 yeah but it doesn’t make sense . Pringles aren’t usually single
@@drankFoD ok but that’s like saying BULLETS ARE NOT SINGLE THEYRE MANY but the bar was “bullet” feel me? Ik Pringles are Pringles but if I said a Pringle bro I’m talking about a Pringle not Pringles you feel me?
“Cause It Just Died, Like Food Coloring Does.”
I’m crying with emotion. That is so beautiful and smartly written.
"your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhoea" is worse imo
Bro you're here, nice to meet you :)
@@yotsugiononoki2842 "you got buns, i got aspergers" is even worse than that
It was all trash.
@@E_X_H_U_M_E_D_06 not really coming it was stupid just to be a stupid bar
"Do i take what he's saying seriously? i can't because what he's saying is stupid. Do i take what he's saying as a joke? i cant because i don't think it's funny"
Such a goated phrase right there.
Line that is going in my back pocket bc it's applicable to a lot of situations tbh
What song was that??
When he mentions the poo poo and pee pee bars, I fucking lose it and can’t find it. Like Nav’s kidneys.
Hey i found it what you lost... Like that single pringle
2:57
2:13 hits different after meet the Grahams
Ye lol
fr
i love this entire series. The delivery is fucking perfect
Big agree
Respect to Logic for being so self critical of his lyrics. He's really growing in maturity!
Edit: Well this aged poorly.
Fr
Thanks, I know I'm famous but I'm still humble
What did he mean to say here at 3:18?
this comments never get old
These comments get old very quickly
If the lines from "Lemon Drop" were on that 1-800 track, I'd call that suicide hotline.
What did he mean to say here at 3:18?
Crazy that Melon spit ALL of these off the dome 😳 Kendrick could never
Here before the white boys that ride Kendrick's nuts take this too seriously
@@gut853 this TND channel, who takes most comments seriously here
Erm. This is disrespectful to the GOAT Kendrick. Please remove this now before I report the comment for misinformation.
@@talonalexander7161 Blah.
@talonalexander7161😮😢
"wrecking my balls, miley" KSI so real for this one actually
“your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhoea” - Eminem 2017, Remind Me
“I’m the shit, I’m fartin” - Kodak Black 2017, Drowning
"Did the man who invented college ever Go To college"
Hopsin 2015, Fly
@@bob4948 we’re doing shit/poop lyrics bro 😂
@@xodeez pee-pipi-caca-poo-poo
@@xodeez "I spit fire like I just blew a demon, my sh1t so cold I leave your toilet bowl steamin'" - Bo Burnham, I'm Bo Yo
5:54 The sincerity in his "fuck you" has me wheezing
Classic
It was so genuine 😂
1:51 is even funnier when you realize daddy long legs only have 6 legs since they aren’t spiders.
Depends on what you mean by "daddy longlegs!" In some places, "daddy longlegs" refers to Tipulidae (crane flies) which, being insects, do indeed have only six legs. However, in many other places, it refers to Pholcidae (cellar spiders) or Opiliones (harvestmen) which are arachnids with eight legs. This second meaning is far more common where I live, and it was probably what the artist meant here.
@@kiyote437 spiders are cool. Thanks for ur insight!
in Australia daddy long legs ARE spiders and they're venomous
@@scottbourrell4810 because everything in Australia can kill you.
@@scottbourrell4810daddy long leg “spiders” aren’t actually spiders, but they are arachnids, unless you’re referring to an actual spider which is ALSO called daddy long legs, i get there’s a lot of confusion cause in the UK both an insect and an arachnid are called daddy long legs
For me, nothing beats the review of Lil Xan's album.. it was hilarious yet such a pure roast that I even felt a little bad for him
When he said “This album is less of an insult to my intelligence, and more of an insult to my humanity” I felt that
@@treyebillups8602 gosh that’s good
2:13 Aged like fine fucking wine
The levels of irony on that line is massive, my guy
All these whack bars cure depression. It makes you realize you're not the only one with the potential to go full cringe.
Actually it makes me depressed that people accept trash like this.
If Anthony was reading Cal Chuchesta lyrics from 'The New CALassic' there would be 0 minutes of wack bars
Real shit
“I got my rubber duck
In my pickup truck”
😤🤘🔥
“Hide my anger like a porn folder” 🔥🔥🔥
❤
"Icon tatted on my torso"
I DON'T have 'Icon' tatted on my torso.
Iconic
As much as I love Em, it seems like his more recent music consists of him trying to create the most insane rhymes, but with the corniest lyrics
Bornana is only the beginning
I'm pretty sure he's writing those lyrics ironically
Like, he knows they are stupid af and people will only laugh at them in a "so bad that it's good" kinda way
So, as Melon said, do I take what he's saying seriously? I can't, because it's stupid. Do I take what he's saying as a joke? I can't, because I don't think it's funny.
It’s stupid humor, pretty mindless. Really I just do my best to appreciate his technical skill whenever I hear one of his newer songs and try to not think about what he’s saying too much 💀
i mean he doesn't have anything to prove anymore
He just having fun now. Just like Melon said. He is doing side quests.
Lemon Drop never fails to make my jaw implode from laughter in ways that few things do.
What does it mean
@@eatyranosaurus1517 yeah Genius didn't even help me learn what it means 😂
i'm lost, what is it?
Is that a bar about licking pussy, though? I find it funny but never know if it's simile or some shit like that
wdym??
“i need stock and it gotta be pippi long. are we serious?” 💀💀💀💀💀
“She put that thong on my groin groin then it go boing”
Words to live by 😔
I mean the J. Cole one is supposed to be creepy cause it’s about someone whose obsessed with an internet celebrity they never met. I think Cole portrays that really well imo
Yea I mean let's be real, fantano has never been one for nuance, it's great when he's going through like, ems albums and such where it's basically all ignorant nonsence bars for the sake of flow but when something is actually designed to portray some kind of meaning context flies out the window 😂
That Drake line aged so fucking bad
Chance wins this round with a 1-2 KO punch. Penetrated defenses with "Like Pippi Long" putting his opponent off balance. Then connecting with the right hook "Like Daddy Long" for the finish.
"Pass the ball to Brett Favre to win the game."
- maddem
“Tuck my napkin in my shirt cuz I’m just mobbin like that” - Aubrey Graham
drake hella corny for that one
@@melgibson1284 nah thats acceptable
6:55 unfortunately aged well
Even Melon called it, Drake sounds fucking stupid acting tough after Pusha T diss.
bro said "keep making me dance waving my hands"
Aged nicely
"mj shit but the palace is not for kids" guess he meant other teenagers cause we all know drake aint keeping his own there😭 2:13
“The demise of our relationship has me going to regular dialysis treatments”
I mean that’s kind of a bar in and of itself
2:20 Kendrick gotta see this
Fr 😂😂😂
Aged like fine fuckin congac.
They should change their official product slogan to "Pringles are Many." Sounds downright biblical.
3:38 ,,LIKE I LOST MY KIDNeeEYSs!!"
"She toying with me like happy meal" just took over me for a minute, and so did the last one, Anthony was losing it 😭
2:15 didn’t age well tbh
he sounds like a extremely tired English teacher
The face he makes with the Pippi long line. It kills me every time.
3:20: when you're running around in doom looking for secret walls
As an Eminem fan… I can see why my friends hates me when I say literally any pun…
umm i didnt understand elaborate. sorry im a bit dumb
Yeah elaborate for me as well please, how exactly could you ever be an Eminem fan?
@@arvidbergman by having good music taste
@@aryanrajshekar5887 bornana
@@arvidbergman ends your fav rapper lmao cry
Thank you, Anthony Fantano, for reading all these awful lyrics so we don’t have to.
2:12 oof this has aged like fine wine
Immediately begins with Big Sean slander damn
bruh wtf is ur pfp
@@Cho0segoose Do you like it?
@@jimmyl27 do you like the way it sounce ⁉️
DAMN.
"wherever could you find or buy a single pringle" i never thought that critiquing music would reach this level of insanity
I love how melon throws is phone in a fit of rage after the drake line at 6:23
2:17 aged horribly
2:15 if you're here in May of 2024
relevant
Every time I watch this and when Fantano says “The demise of our relationship has resulted me going to regular dialysis treatments” I always end up dying from laughter 😭
Chance making a bar about his tour and then having to cancel said tour is honestly one of the biggest L’s ever
3:51 Man’s truly was offended by that baked potato bar. 😭😭😭
2:13 coming back in a big way after the past week's Kendrick/Drake beef 🤣
Your fav rapper is Tom McDonald and u call Joyner and hopsin corny……. Ironic
... Who's favorite rapper is Tom MacDonald exactly?
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t like Tom
6 months and still no explanation please what does this comment mean
They’re trolling yall
"Now a single Pringle is my favorite kind of potato" would be the ultimate wack bar
Me when I lift my cat in front of the mirror 9:04
5:36 THIS is peak comedy
Fr 😂😂
2:00 Oh... Martin Luther King, he means. Not the Reformation figure from the 16th-century Holy Roman Empire...
There's one line from Nav that I'm not surprised you didn't cover. "... then she gave me head outside the Toys R' Us." I'm sure most of you can see why this line is whack and creepy
"So many poo-poo and pee-pee bars" 😂😂
"WhydeyputdadickinthePUCCI?!"
drake 2:13
NOoOoOoOO ONE is mentioning those insane Yatchy bars. and not in a good way. like HuUuUuUuH?????? Your Step-Hwat??
Your reaction kills me every time is replay it, because Yea that's fuckin Yikes on a bike. 🙃
i'm always wishing someone would put a clip of him saying the lyric "Like Bed Bath and Beyond i've got a lot in store" from the review of New Beginnings by Reason in one of these compilations
8:00 lol
She put that thong on my groin-groin
And then it go boing
We all would be going boing boing during that
Facts
If people are getting PTSD after listening to these whack bars…I recommend some enlightenment
Some of MF DOOM’s Best Lyrics..
“The Rest is Empty with No Brain but the Clever Nerd,
The Best MC with No Chain you ever Heard”
- Figaro
“Retarded in Real Life, On the Mic Rain Man
Stand close to his main man like a chain gang
Who give a fuck about who or they fancy crew
That's no mystery, like Hardy Boys do with Nancy Drew”
- ?
“Catch a throatful from the fire vocal
Ash and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull”
- Guv’nor
“Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct”
- Rhymes Like Dimes
“what up?
To all rappers, shut up.
While you shutting up, keep a shirt on,
At least a button up.
Yuck... Is they rhymers or stripping males?
Outta work jerks, since they shut down chippendales.
Chipping nails,
DOOM - tipping scales,
Let alone the preorders, that's counted off shipping sales,
This one goes out to all my people skipping bail,
Dipping jail, whipping tail, and sipping ale”
- Beef Rapp
“One for the money, two for the better green
3-4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine
Told the knock kneed ghetto queen get the head fiend
Tell him it's for Medallin and use oxcyocetaline”
- All Outta Ale
“Already woke, spared a joke, barely spoke, rarely smoke
Stared at folks when properly provoked, mirror broke
Here, share strawberry morning, gone an more important spawning
Torn in, poor men sworn in
Cornish hens switching positions, auditioning morticians
Saw it in a vision, ignoring prison
Ignoramuses enlist and sound dumb
Found 'em drowned in cow's dung, crowns flung”
- THAT’S THAT
“Do not stand still, boast yo' skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills”
- Figaro
“Goony goo goo, loony cuckoo
Like Gary Gnu off New Zoo Revue, but who knew
The mask had a loose screw? Hell, could hardly tell
Had to tighten it up like the Drells and Archie Bell”
- Rhinestone Cowboy
“I used to cop a lot but never copped no drop
Hold mics like pony tails tied in bobbalobs
Stop and stick around, come through and dig the sound
Of the fly brown 6-0 sicko psycho who throws his d**k around”
- Doomsday
Nothing beats Goat Ross' "Put molly-
NAV > MF Doom 🤓
You really had all of this ready to copy and paste?
It feels illegal to be able to listen to bars this hard.
2:13 Oh dear..
"If you wanna portray yourself as tough, don't liken yourself to a thing you push babies around in" 🤣😭💀
2:13 Aubrey you know you lying
It's a shame that Anthony doesn't appreciate that Logic didn't name the song Melon Drop, but instead wrote it as a diss track against his arch-enemy even though he was an easy, interchangeable target.
That nav comment hit a lot harder as i work in transporting individuals to the dialysis centers 😂
No joke y'all take care of y'all kidney's!
4:03 Everytime when I'm in comment section
This applies to this comment lol
Comment chain!
“Icon Tatted on my torso “ “I actually DONT have icon tatted on my torso “😂😂
I have repeatedly returned to the Cringing with Jaden video specifically to rewatch Fantano reacting to the "Icon tatted on my torso" breakdown. That's in my top 5 favorite Fantano clips.
8:57 is what killed me 🤣