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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • Annoying customers are annoying. These are times I met the most notable customers and shoppers when I worked at the UPS store. I thought working in food jobs would be worse but I think I had a worse time in the UPS store. Looking back now I think it was funny. In the moment though it was less of that and more annoying. Crazy customers be crazy. And I imagine people working in retail now have even crazier stories from the past year. My stories are from years ago.
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @Ghostinthesheets
    @Ghostinthesheets 4 года назад +5782

    "I wanna go home"
    "*GASP* Me too!"
    Making friends 101

    • @central2052
      @central2052 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2Y7wv4Ce-ic/видео.html I’m so sorry

    • @Live-mt9zr
      @Live-mt9zr 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/NMdW8qk3GQM/видео.html

    • @footlover9416
      @footlover9416 4 года назад +16

      oh my god i read this right when they said this in the vid

    • @CrazyCollectorGirl
      @CrazyCollectorGirl 3 года назад +7

      Woo upvote number 2k exactly baby! \o/

    • @coopertown1493
      @coopertown1493 2 года назад +13

      Its kinda different at my work place
      They always said they prefer to be at work instead of home
      And i am like.. what..? Strange people out there definitely

  • @shuktisarkar3953
    @shuktisarkar3953 4 года назад +13500

    "If you wanna ship drugs...... DON'T!"
    Drug trafficking reduces to 0%

  • @waningbloom
    @waningbloom 4 года назад +16709

    _”I don’t like work, I just like moneyyy.”_
    -Guy who spends majority of his time working

  • @Zaidnotzane
    @Zaidnotzane 10 месяцев назад +460

    I recently learnt, years after working as a waiter, that the saying is actually "the customer is always right in matters of taste" which makes a lot more sense

    • @peculiar-pan
      @peculiar-pan 10 месяцев назад +12

      indeed

    • @moodycowcrafts4862
      @moodycowcrafts4862 27 дней назад +3

      Yeah it’s like a lot of phrases - the first half is taken and the meaning completely flipped
      Also was said by the owner of selfridges (upmarket department shop in London)

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 4 года назад +3680

    The ones who show up minutes before closing are a special breed of people.

    • @k64speed
      @k64speed 4 года назад +93

      Hey, some of us are just chronically god-awful with time and/or time constituents, such as prioritization and knowing when to stop one thing and start another. :P

    • @Deimos_the_Autist
      @Deimos_the_Autist 4 года назад +187

      @@k64speed once again a very special breed

    • @Deimos_the_Autist
      @Deimos_the_Autist 4 года назад +48

      @kermo yeah used to work at Walmart and not only would there always be a rush of people 5 min before the store closes but whenever a register was off and there was a-sign saying it was off people would still ask if it was open or the entitled ones would automatically start setting up their shit and get mad when someone told them it wasnt open. I joined the Army and it was better than my time at Walmart harder but i prefered it

    • @DoodleNebula
      @DoodleNebula 4 года назад +18

      I'm that kind of special... I'm sorry it's just my anxiety overrides all senses and then I know I have to go to the store and then I'm afraid of going because of reasons... and then I wait a bit more and more and when I finally have the corrage to go and it's already late....

    • @stormy9196
      @stormy9196 4 года назад +7

      @@Deimos_the_Autist haha i work in front of a walmart at one of the gas stastions that branched off from them, i totally get that a lot, 5 min before closing 2 mins, 1 min, then want several items lol or they come in after going "why you not open cant i just get 1 thing pllzzzzz" i used to let people get stuff but then another comes up while your serving him and then its the "but you let him do it why not meeeee" and yea... i do a strict its closing thats it unless your outa gas and cant make it im not doing anymore XD

  • @DarkandTwisted
    @DarkandTwisted 4 года назад +7427

    "I said *no* pickles, peasant." 😆

  • @Xojin_
    @Xojin_ 4 года назад +505

    "I don't like to work, I just like the money"
    Most relatable thing I've heard all day

    • @Xander-mn1bi
      @Xander-mn1bi 4 года назад +3

      I like your profile pick! Just started hollow knight last night!

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 4 года назад

      Oh yes!

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 4 года назад +1

      Nice pfp! Though I last played hollow knight last year.

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 4 года назад +1

      am i the only one that likes muh work and the money? like being a pilot is awesome! you get to shoot bad people so that regular people can have good lives cuz screw the IMC the militia is where its at

    • @eloisspiderlily
      @eloisspiderlily 4 года назад +1

      QUIRREL QUIRREL QUIRREL QUIRREL
      I like your pfp :D

  • @rileyflynn5221
    @rileyflynn5221 11 месяцев назад +1298

    "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." Is the full saying which means the opposite of what we think it means. And it's so surreal.

    • @phoenixofthechorus
      @phoenixofthechorus 10 месяцев назад +90

      Well yeah, because using the butchered saying gives managers an excuse to treat their lower-level employees like garbage every time a customer starts being unreasonable.

    • @millennium7909
      @millennium7909 9 месяцев назад +69

      Whoever butchered the entire saying is a menace

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 9 месяцев назад +87

      @@millennium7909 every saying is halved, like the full phrase is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" and "blood is thicker than the water of the womb"

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@phoenixofthechorus The butchered saying is also used by Karens to try to get their way.

    • @DISOPtv
      @DISOPtv 7 месяцев назад +20

      I always told my team, the customer is usually wrong, but we treat them like they are right. That sums up about 99% of customer service skill.

  • @Lepper36
    @Lepper36 3 года назад +4865

    I worked at Disneyland as security. Best part about the job wasn't the free admission or the heavy discounts, it was telling the rude customers "no" and they could leave with a smile on your face.

    • @Zenith106
      @Zenith106 3 года назад +276

      Ngl , that has got to be the best job ever.

    • @sparker-sparkle
      @sparker-sparkle 3 года назад +73

      i wish i could do that to people but after i block them they usually get unblocked by making new accounts or having several other people come yell at me about it

    • @IDKcomputers
      @IDKcomputers 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/KNXMdELIMOg/видео.html

    • @hiiamyournervoussystem3759
      @hiiamyournervoussystem3759 3 года назад +21

      Well I know where I’m going to work

    • @H4ndS0up
      @H4ndS0up 3 года назад +22

      Lucky bastard. I have immense fear of the register because of the customers.

  • @justsomeone3729
    @justsomeone3729 4 года назад +3549

    andy: “if he wouldve just taped it-“
    drug dealers: “write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!”

    • @mikeshreck35
      @mikeshreck35 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/6F4vGpK3uKQ/видео.html

    • @humnflush
      @humnflush 4 года назад +15

      @@dont9178 You absolute moron. I did not only read your profile picture, I subscribed to the channel, that was linked in the description of an unlisted video

    • @DareMurdok
      @DareMurdok 4 года назад +27

      i mean the guy tried to ship apparently just loose weed in a box? like just scooped in there? not in baggies.
      the easiest thing would've been to put it in a secondary container like a shoebox or something

    • @justsomeone3729
      @justsomeone3729 4 года назад +9

      @@DareMurdok that makes sense like what if it were black bags ?

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 4 года назад +21

      The real kicker being the fact that THEY SELL TAPE AT THE UPS STORE. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @AwesomeVidzChannel
    @AwesomeVidzChannel 4 года назад +4632

    - Fax!
    - It´s not working...
    - FAX!!!
    😂

    • @Jazzmaster_gaming
      @Jazzmaster_gaming 4 года назад +43

      Fax = Facts

    • @GenericCorporationMedia
      @GenericCorporationMedia 4 года назад +16

      Fax machines suck!
      (A typewriter is much better)

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 4 года назад +16

      Maybe they just wanted someone to appreciate all the facts on the paper

    • @tockbird9929
      @tockbird9929 4 года назад +2

      1000th like

    • @catzbestfriend
      @catzbestfriend 4 года назад +4

      I worked in a library and I can confirm that this is what they do. FAX!

  • @Leafy_soup
    @Leafy_soup Год назад +338

    I love the part where he go's "YOU'RE MEAN!" *aggressively cutely chucks them out the window*

    • @Computzie
      @Computzie 9 месяцев назад

      ^◉_◉^
      > >
      υ υ

    • @animea19
      @animea19 3 месяца назад

      I ugly laughed at that part

    • @Leafy_soup
      @Leafy_soup 3 месяца назад

      @animea19 i did too lmfao

    • @cynthiaramirez3901
      @cynthiaramirez3901 2 месяца назад

      It’s so so so so true that is so true so true true I love that prayer that part was just insanely funny. One time I was telling it to my mom and she was like what do you mean?
      😊

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 4 года назад +52020

    I like ur eyes

  • @GreatDragonAD
    @GreatDragonAD 3 года назад +3547

    "You're mean!" *toss bad customer into window*
    Every time, that cracks me up.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 4 года назад +4724

    "The customer is always right, in matters of taste."

  • @handsomeavocado14
    @handsomeavocado14 9 месяцев назад +46

    i find myself saying things like "thats on the no go zone" and "two for two baby" very often now. thank you for expanding my vocabulary

    • @willowdragon
      @willowdragon 6 месяцев назад

      I refer to energy drinks as "my chemicals :D" because of one of his Keeps ad reads

  • @SunnySplosion
    @SunnySplosion 4 года назад +5630

    I remember working 20 hours a week in high school after doing 35 hours a week at school and i would go home and my parents would be like "bACck iN myY dAy i hAd tO woRk 399 hOuRRs per weEk and gET A+++ iN alL mY clAssSEs"

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 4 года назад +77

      .

    • @erxyt
      @erxyt 4 года назад +33

      .

    • @liljammy6434
      @liljammy6434 4 года назад +211

      I now look up to you, you have my honour and respect

    • @SlavicRat
      @SlavicRat 4 года назад +24

      Oh I feel ya

    • @akorn5247
      @akorn5247 4 года назад +288

      Yeah, most people who start a sentence with "Back in my day..." tends to be disconnected from the current requirements to succeed in life. "That's all well and good, dad, but a Big Mac was also probably 65 cents back in your day." Love yo face :)

  • @james8616
    @james8616 3 года назад +3125

    Ice cream sandwich saying “nO” gives me life

  • @jellobassprawn
    @jellobassprawn 3 года назад +8687

    As someone who works in food service, if almost shipping drugs is the worst thing that happens at the UPS store, I think I’ll apply there.

    • @zoeroux4222
      @zoeroux4222 3 года назад +475

      Right, I've had a customer cuss me out and throw food on me for giving her a check 🥲

    • @lpsjewel
      @lpsjewel 3 года назад +22

      @@zoeroux4222 Oh Gosh, I hope your Supriors Kick her out(after she paid).

    • @choryllis6646
      @choryllis6646 3 года назад +496

      Same. Parents buying milkshakes with snickers in it and getting mad their kid with a peanut allergy had an allergic reaction.
      Management deciding to change the ingredients and only tells 1 cook so I almost kill someone who has a food allergy.
      Customers getting mad the food costs so much when the prices are right next to the food item's name.
      Customers trying to place orders over the phone when they haven't even looked at a menu. ("I want a burger and fries." "Ok, which one?" "Just the burger." "Ma'am, we have 15 different kinds of burgers. Which one would you like?")
      Another fun conversation I get to have is this one.
      "I want a burger."
      "Ok, we have 15 burgers. Which one?"
      "The cheeseburger."
      "All of them come with cheese. Which one?"
      "The classic burger."
      "Ok, we have 3 classic burgers. Which one?"
      "The quarter pounder."
      "All of them are quarter pounders. Which one?"
      "The Our Burger."
      I have this one multiple times a day every day I work.

    • @ranjitsharma5811
      @ranjitsharma5811 3 года назад +101

      @@choryllis6646 holy hell
      But you know
      "The customer is always right"

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 2 года назад +1

      @@ranjitsharma5811 More like the customer is always a moron

  • @Gungho73
    @Gungho73 3 месяца назад +21

    The muted "no" behind a closed glass door was so on point.

  • @Haminations
    @Haminations 4 года назад +27871

    You would not have enjoyed working at five guys... trust me...

    • @igloo9929
      @igloo9929 4 года назад +313

      Good content, I subscribed

    • @ImprobableTrace
      @ImprobableTrace 4 года назад +256

      Oh hey I know you ur that guy with the weird drawing you call ham

    • @MrJazzy-so6xk
      @MrJazzy-so6xk 4 года назад +388

      Give fuys furgers and bries

    • @blueshell4188
      @blueshell4188 4 года назад +517

      Damn, the 4 other guys not treating you well?

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 4 года назад +45

      fvie gyus bruegrs and feirs

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon 4 года назад +5364

    My first job was a as a lifeguard in the poor side of town. I am happy I had that job, I learned a lot. But my goodness I have some stories.

    • @luuzsie512
      @luuzsie512 4 года назад +92

      Pls share

    • @Jarekthegamingdragon
      @Jarekthegamingdragon 4 года назад +554

      @@Fao2 We had a drunk homeless man wonder into the pool and jump off the top of the slide. Compound fracture in his right leg then went into shock. 15 years old is definitely far too young for the responsibility you get at that job.

    • @eee8891
      @eee8891 4 года назад +25

      @@Jarekthegamingdragon 😀

    • @Frugthereal
      @Frugthereal 4 года назад +32

      @@Jarekthegamingdragon TELL MORE

    • @tomdom_0143
      @tomdom_0143 4 года назад +137

      As a lifeguard myself. Holllllyyyy moly I have some tales. My favourite also involved a drunk person who liked to hide on the roof. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @timeworncypress
    @timeworncypress 3 года назад +2773

    I work food service, and my boss has a mug that says "the customer is always wrong. now go away" and i love her for it

    • @novemberiscoolithink
      @novemberiscoolithink 3 года назад +130

      if i was her and some dunce customer was screaming at me i would just have that mug on standby filled with water and take a long sip

    • @norvegicus
      @norvegicus 3 года назад +72

      @@novemberiscoolithink Coward. Fill it with vinegar

    • @sandweird6517
      @sandweird6517 3 года назад +53

      @@norvegicus coward fill it with salsa

    • @lanceelamparo7593
      @lanceelamparo7593 3 года назад +44

      Coward!!! Fill ot with *HOT SAUCE*

    • @achairwithinternetaccess996
      @achairwithinternetaccess996 3 года назад +31

      @@lanceelamparo7593 Coward, fill it with dinosaurs

  • @MariaZamora-xt8zw
    @MariaZamora-xt8zw Год назад +174

    I had a costumer that yelled at me once because I couldn’t accept a expired $5 coupon and she literally called for my manager and when he showed up she said I was being racist and called her a slur. It was so outrageous that the people behind her even told him she was lying. She started crying and calling everyone racist and called me so many names and even threatened to throw me off the register to and I quote “ beat me up no one would identify me” and even said she’d see me after my shift after she got kicked out. It was expired by 4 months….. so that’s fun.

    • @mariomayhem2586
      @mariomayhem2586 7 месяцев назад +17

      sounds like a karen

    • @samclarke8543
      @samclarke8543 6 месяцев назад +12

      Typical Karens... When will they learn... :| oh wait. Never.

    • @desireer6915
      @desireer6915 5 месяцев назад +5

      Im so sorry that happened to you! :(

    • @AdriansArt
      @AdriansArt 4 месяца назад +3

      Yikes! I'm so sorry she treated you so badly! You didn't deserve that.

    • @waltersgirls5243
      @waltersgirls5243 2 месяца назад

      I’m So Sorry That Woman Did That To You 😢

  • @Li-lj1fv
    @Li-lj1fv 4 года назад +1909

    "These other customers came in."
    The customers:
    "Hello we are...
    *THE POLICE"*

    • @nikolaleus
      @nikolaleus 4 года назад +18

      @@AxxLAfriku We’re not stupid. We can obviously see that you’re trying to not make it seem like it’s self-promotion.

    • @phybie5439
      @phybie5439 4 года назад +6

      @@AxxLAfriku Now I'm gONNA do what you told me not to

    • @mikeshreck35
      @mikeshreck35 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/6F4vGpK3uKQ/видео.html

    • @mo0nflowersart
      @mo0nflowersart 4 года назад +1

      shi-

    • @jisthecoolest-_-1741
      @jisthecoolest-_-1741 4 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku I don't know how I should feel about your channel/videos

  • @lucia2715
    @lucia2715 4 года назад +2484

    "Fax"
    "It isn't working"
    * rustle rustle *
    " *F A X* " 👁 - 👁

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 4 года назад +39

      IT ISNT WORKING DUDE
      *F F A A X X!!!!*

    • @buzzzysin
      @buzzzysin 4 года назад +35

      (ノ👁👄👁)ノ **F A X**

    • @henryhey2985
      @henryhey2985 4 года назад +7

      *Fax*

    • @MusicDecomposer
      @MusicDecomposer 4 года назад +7

      Let me make this very clear...
      *Ef, ay, ex, FFFAAACKSSS!!!*

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 4 года назад

      can stop please

  • @De_Chappo
    @De_Chappo 3 года назад +1808

    "I wanna go home"
    "*gasp* me too!"
    Basically how I make friends lmao

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 3 года назад +7

      Why do people say this at work though. There's one guy at the last place i worked who would say this all the time, every day. Like, do you think I love spending my time here being a wage slave?

    • @De_Chappo
      @De_Chappo 3 года назад +14

      @@Eralen00 idk... reassurance? Lol

    • @A_Buster9693
      @A_Buster9693 3 года назад +5

      * gasp * me too!

    • @zoonic999
      @zoonic999 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @berryw6818
      @berryw6818 3 года назад

      XD

  • @brucedavidson9499
    @brucedavidson9499 3 месяца назад +30

    2:40 "the customer is always right in matters of taste" It basicly means even if the employee thinks something is dumb they should still sell it. It does not mean retail workers can just get walked all over

  • @vinnygothika7510
    @vinnygothika7510 4 года назад +631

    "Not payed enough for it to be my problem." Huge mood in society.

  • @AemesIsMe
    @AemesIsMe 4 года назад +286

    “Are you open?”
    Standing in a shop with no lights, and a “we are closed” sign hanging on a door. I’ve been there.

    • @MatthewSmith-sz1yq
      @MatthewSmith-sz1yq 4 года назад +10

      I love the customers that think that because there is still someone in , or even just near, the store, it immediately means we are open, and if we refuse, it's because we are being lazy or rude.
      I had an old guy, back when I worked at discount tire, show up 45 minutes before we open. I just happened to be there 45 minutes before we open, even the employees are just supposed to get there 30 minutes early. The manager wasn't even there, and they have the keys. This guy kept wanting me to "just get him in real quick' because apparently he was going to be late for work. I kept telling him I don't have the keys.
      Even if I did have the keys, it takes AT LEAST 15 minutes to get everything set up. You need to wait for the compressor to build pressure, boot up the computers, and do all the stuff the closing crew were supposed to do because they were lazy POS. So there was no way I could just open the door, pull his car in, and get him serviced. I told him if he waits, he will be the first in line, and the moment that we are ready, we can get his car serviced. Even then, he was getting all mad, yelling he was going to be late.
      It was hard to resist the urge to just ask him what exactly he wants me to do. The store is locked, I don't have the keys. He started lecturing me about 'having a good service mindset, and work ethic.' What was I supposed to do, break a window?! I'm sure my boss would appreciate me 'taking the initiative' and breaking into the shop.
      I finally realized he was just a horrible human being who thought of service employees as slaves or something when he said 'just because you are off the clock doesn't mean you don't have responsibilities.' That's basically the definition of off the clock, I am no longer working, I am a random person. Just because I have a job that happens to serve people doesn't mean I am obligated to do whatever a customer says, even when I'm not working.

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 4 года назад

      Read the sign ~ Squid ward

  • @CatoDepresso
    @CatoDepresso 4 года назад +3494

    “I don’t care about onions”
    Kicks a garlic

    • @papitasloup2119
      @papitasloup2119 4 года назад +55

      Square brained

    • @robmd887
      @robmd887 4 года назад +31

      Garlic is a species of onion

    • @somerandommemechannel9776
      @somerandommemechannel9776 4 года назад +7

      @@papitasloup2119 square

    • @papitasloup2119
      @papitasloup2119 4 года назад +44

      @@robmd887 replace all onions in your life with garlic and see if you realize why people specify garlic

    • @Cherrytangela
      @Cherrytangela 4 года назад +13

      Thats how much he doesnt care.

  • @LicoPicoPicoPico-cv9oq
    @LicoPicoPicoPico-cv9oq 2 месяца назад +12

    2:33 The phrase was originally something like "The customer is always right in what they want" but then it was shortened to "The customer is always right"

    • @adabobada7817
      @adabobada7817 Месяц назад

      The original phrase was "the customer is always right in opinion" You weren't that far off :)

    • @0lliesFreakShow
      @0lliesFreakShow 6 дней назад +3

      I think it’s-
      “The customer is always right, in terms of taste”

  • @Totaltko
    @Totaltko 4 года назад +395

    “Five guys is good” I couldn’t agree more

    • @seedubhuntx
      @seedubhuntx 4 года назад +6

      No better place to eat 2000 calories of grease
      It’s my favorite place on earth

    • @andrex1456
      @andrex1456 4 года назад +1

      I couldn't agree less

    • @bobkamachi2346
      @bobkamachi2346 4 года назад +1

      It’s good, but it’s overpriced tbh. Just my opinion tho

    • @okeyb0i974
      @okeyb0i974 4 года назад +1

      I’ve never had it

    • @sir.sauceum6872
      @sir.sauceum6872 4 года назад

      I could, so I will

  • @jeremiahsmith916
    @jeremiahsmith916 3 года назад +3317

    Once I took up a part-time job as receptionist in a hostel, and the boss was an actual American expat (I lived in Russia back then). And I was so surprised when this guy turned out to be the ONLY boss throughout my whole retail jobs phase who actually told me "it's not your job to entertain them, your job is to put in their passport data and give them the keys, and if anyone's wanting anything unreasonable, you send them off". Was a great experience working with such mindset, compared to other ones where the managers told us to suck up to customers no matter what. God bless you Scott

    • @arcanonn
      @arcanonn 2 года назад +73

      I hope I get a boss like that when I start working.

    • @jeremiahsmith916
      @jeremiahsmith916 2 года назад +66

      TheCommentaryMuffin I hope you do, everyone deserves to be treated with humane respect by their management.

    • @arcanonn
      @arcanonn 2 года назад +19

      @@jeremiahsmith916 yea. :)

    • @gunkwizardry
      @gunkwizardry 2 года назад +15

      this attitude is super common in most areas outside of the US (excluding South Korea and Japan where the US has had a huge influence) its bizarre in a good way but also let me out i need to yell at customers

    • @f.scottschiavo4303
      @f.scottschiavo4303 2 года назад +1

      coincidentaly i'm named scott

  • @Jimothius
    @Jimothius 2 года назад +3598

    The part where he goes “You’re mean!” And then he throws the guy out the window, I fully respect

    • @KingNoobInc
      @KingNoobInc 2 года назад +10

      Why isnt there a single comment.

    • @Jimothius
      @Jimothius 2 года назад +7

      @@KingNoobInc no idea

    • @Jimothius
      @Jimothius 2 года назад +5

      Also, dang I got a lot of likes

    • @Lynn69420
      @Lynn69420 Год назад +3

      @@Jimothius Good.

    • @witherdued
      @witherdued Год назад +2

      Same

  • @MrAkuyume
    @MrAkuyume 2 месяца назад +16

    "Does anybody think that's crazy? Or am I crazy? I AM CRAZY! Gagahgagavabghavahaghgahavhgahvasgaaaahgaahgjhg" got me rolling 😂 0:16

  • @Pleblol
    @Pleblol 4 года назад +9032

    it happens rarely, but everytime he uploads its like christmas

    • @Orangeyouglad870
      @Orangeyouglad870 4 года назад +73

      The stars aligned

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 4 года назад +13

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @reallocal
      @reallocal 4 года назад +5

      Accurate

    • @Ifbdndkdjddndn
      @Ifbdndkdjddndn 4 года назад +3

      Let’s see how many subs I can get off this comment:
      Current: 194

    • @VBV4EAL
      @VBV4EAL 4 года назад +2

      stolen I just now saw the same comment in overly simplified channel

  • @nicolegusseee6759
    @nicolegusseee6759 3 года назад +842

    The “YOURE MEAN!” *YEET* scene is stuck in my head, i had an absolute karen at work and immediately thought of this video. imagining doing that to her made me feel a lot better lmao

    • @gegtheegg2209
      @gegtheegg2209 3 года назад +2

      Ooooooooo a juicy story please do tell

    • @cosmol7738
      @cosmol7738 3 года назад +2

      Can you tell what happened?

    • @nicolegusseee6759
      @nicolegusseee6759 3 года назад +22

      @@cosmol7738 crackhead karen came into the sandwich shop i work in with her mask down to her chin, manhandled several cups inside and out bc she couldnt decide what size she wanted, then when i told her the price she left the store and didnt say anything. So i tossed the cups she manhandled, and she comes back 10ish minutes later angrily asking where her cup is. So i explain i had to toss them, while reminding her that her mask needs to be over her mouth and nose. She barely covers her mouth with it, manhandles like 5 more cups trying to find the perfect one. She FINALLY picks one after dirtying a bunch of them so i ring her up. Her card doesnt work, says “insufficient funds” and she starts yelling “WHY ISNT THIS WORKING MY CARD HAS X AMOUNT OF MONEY ON IT” i calmly explain that sometimes our system is screwy bc its old and suggest we try it a couple more times. Still doesnt work, she keeps yelling at me about it and demands i fix it??? Im like “bruh i dont know how to fix it” and im thinking she just doesnt have enough money. Then, she starts DEMANDING i give her a free soda by angrily asking “CAN I HAVE A SODA PLEASE???” multiple times while complaining that she hasnt had anything to eat or drink all day. Eventually after she repeats this several times, she starts yelling again, and after having her pull her mask back up at least twice, i just go “whatever. Take it. Take the soda. I dont care. Just hand me the cups you touched so i can throw them away.” In total i think i tossed like 8ish cups??? My manager gave me permission to kick her out next time, which i plan on doing if she comes back in while im working.

    • @crusader2603
      @crusader2603 3 года назад +4

      @@nicolegusseee6759 do you work at sooubway? Cause that’s where I work and I relate to your struggles

    • @nicolegusseee6759
      @nicolegusseee6759 3 года назад +2

      @@crusader2603 perhaps 👀

  • @kobijean1881
    @kobijean1881 4 года назад +2087

    “i don’t care about onions!”
    *kicks garlic*

    • @KolnBruck
      @KolnBruck 4 года назад +8

      69th like
      It’s unyun

    • @road2apples
      @road2apples 4 года назад +9

      Onions go on everything except cake!

    • @superman8127
      @superman8127 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/MedwMMKEeSY/видео.html

    • @bombastikanimals5450
      @bombastikanimals5450 4 года назад

      You are invite to my channel for cute cats🙋‍♀️🐾❤😺🔥❤

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine 4 года назад

      @@KolnBruck nonono Onyo

  • @bj.bruner
    @bj.bruner 8 месяцев назад +18

    If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to say "YOU'RE MEAN!" to someone and throw them out the window I would be able to retire comfortably 😂

  • @Loos-e
    @Loos-e 4 года назад +447

    I’m convinced his eyes actually make that sound when he blinks.

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 4 года назад +3

      Definitely!

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 4 года назад +2

      who said it was his eyes that made the sound

    • @paggetio8847
      @paggetio8847 4 года назад

      @@kelpdock8913 oh god no

    • @Loos-e
      @Loos-e 4 года назад

      @@kelpdock8913 n o

  • @HK-bu1mz
    @HK-bu1mz 3 года назад +1611

    As a former UPS employee who worked in a hub, I can confirm that we do have pretty lax (not illegal, not unsafe, but relative to other companies) shipping. During my five years, we shipped things that were outright strange. My favorite examples are explosive ammunition, a fairly decent sized tree stuffed in a large cardboard box (it was a live tree, roots and all), and a broom (this one isn't that crazy, but it's odd that they had a regular broom shipped).
    The craziest one was a regular who came in a lot, asked for envelopes like the ones described in the video; they're usually meant to ship documents. He came in maybe a week later after asking for a good 30 of the envelopes, set one on our scale to be weighed, and I heard the package making noise (a no go according to the TSA), so I asked what was inside of it.
    "Bees."
    Now, that's odd. I asked him to hold on while I checked if we could ship bees. It turns out, we can, so I went back in and rung him up. All went fine, he went on his way, and I carefully set the envelope onto the table nearby so I could load it with care later on.
    It was at this point a dozen or so bees crawled from the corner of the envelope and started flying around the counter area. I promptly ordered every customer out, sealed up the office, and called the guy back. He arrived with some equipment and little boxes, gathered up the bees, and repackaged them.
    All in all, pretty fun day. He and an associate continued to ship bees in this style. I have since left UPS, but I imagine they still are shipping bees. I loved UPS.

    • @thegamingmengoose6787
      @thegamingmengoose6787 2 года назад +39

      Yeh working in the hub is nice huh? We can’t ship. The stores don’t have the paperwork y’all have. We can’t ship anything and get yelled at 24/7. Nothing gun related or drug related. No make up or alcohol or perfume. Certain box sizes can’t get shipped nor weight. Etc etc. we don’t have lax shipping regulations, you just had all the papers to ship whatever

    • @HK-bu1mz
      @HK-bu1mz 2 года назад +27

      @@thegamingmengoose6787 Perhaps it was a state thing. We shipped gun parts all the time. Ammo was regulated because it's a regulated explosive. We shipped all kinds of things. Yes, if it was hazardous it needed proper documentation, but domestically that was generally a hazard label and confirming that the recipient was allowed to receive it. Otherwise, we asked what was in it, they told us, we sent it down the belt. It sounds like your hub didn't have a counter.

    • @thegamingmengoose6787
      @thegamingmengoose6787 2 года назад +4

      @@HK-bu1mz the hub as more papers than the stores it’s not state related because you ship country wide. It’s DOT. Also new regulations came in, in February 20221

    • @thegamingmengoose6787
      @thegamingmengoose6787 2 года назад +3

      @@HK-bu1mz again I didn’t work at a hub I work at a store franchise store. We don’t have the same regulations the hub does

    • @HK-bu1mz
      @HK-bu1mz 2 года назад +5

      @@thegamingmengoose6787 I left UPS a while back, but it depended on what you were shipping. As far as air packages, they follow 49CFR if it's within the US, so state guidelines apply, not necessarily the entire US (although there are federal guidelines, 49CFR regulations were an extension of that, so you had to pay attention to the specific states). Ground domestic was DOT, fully agree there.

  • @tiedie3763
    @tiedie3763 4 года назад +626

    “Look at my eyes”, yeah, that’s gonna be a no.

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 4 года назад +3

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @AlexHoopsFORLIFE
      @AlexHoopsFORLIFE 4 года назад +9

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 haha
      no

    • @TheMonimator
      @TheMonimator 4 года назад +1

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 get a life bot

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 4 года назад

      No way! :P

    • @mug8107
      @mug8107 4 года назад

      trust me they are *clean*

  • @Blueguy_thisguy885
    @Blueguy_thisguy885 Год назад +8

    That goofy boy he just said you’re mean I just don’t know the window got me😂

  • @hay9147
    @hay9147 4 года назад +373

    “eat pizza like a cookie” yes

    • @renameagain5808
      @renameagain5808 4 года назад +6

      Eat cookie like a pizza

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 4 года назад

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @lethal_radiant
      @lethal_radiant 4 года назад +1

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 oh god not another bot...

    • @pencilRC1
      @pencilRC1 4 года назад +1

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 shut

    • @mariselag.7197
      @mariselag.7197 4 года назад

      @@renameagain5808 why

  • @KenH60109
    @KenH60109 2 года назад +3292

    “I didn’t like to work, I just wanted the money”
    This man is talking FACTS.

    • @NickN_05
      @NickN_05 2 года назад +22

      That's litterally the whole point of a non-voluntary job

    • @humanperson620
      @humanperson620 2 года назад +8

      @@NickN_05 I mean I got paid for some voluntary jobs, it just depends on what and who.

    • @ismael8926
      @ismael8926 2 года назад +13

      No, he's talking FAX

    • @humanperson620
      @humanperson620 2 года назад +7

      @@ismael8926 From a FAX Machine?

    • @cfri9332
      @cfri9332 2 года назад +5

      I don't like work or money.
      Help me.

  • @blue_birb
    @blue_birb 3 года назад +2648

    "I don't care about onions"
    * proceeds to kick garlic *

  • @Lilb-kp6ri
    @Lilb-kp6ri Месяц назад +2

    2:45 and 2: 56 “YOUR MEAN!” is so funny!😂

  • @Natervader13
    @Natervader13 4 года назад +541

    Hearing dumb retail stories never gets old.

  • @soaphie7914
    @soaphie7914 4 года назад +471

    “YOU’RE MEAN!”
    *throws orphan through window*

    • @NeoHiPPy1980
      @NeoHiPPy1980 4 года назад +1

      Why would you throw a window? 🤣

    • @soaphie7914
      @soaphie7914 4 года назад +1

      @@NeoHiPPy1980 Sorry, my apologies. I made a spelling error previously and have corrected it.

    • @brianm.johnson4438
      @brianm.johnson4438 4 года назад +8

      Technoblade style

    • @erinreynolds9794
      @erinreynolds9794 4 года назад +1

      @@brianm.johnson4438 y e s

    • @breadkrz
      @breadkrz 4 года назад +1

      Technoblade would love that

  • @theplutonium_
    @theplutonium_ 4 года назад +159

    "Here's some advice: If you wanna ship drugs, *DONT"*
    Amazing advice. I will take it in mind

  • @thomasmusleh4049
    @thomasmusleh4049 10 месяцев назад +9

    There is part in that saying "the customer is always right" that people forget. The full quote is "The customer is always right in matters of Taste" meaning if a customer thinks they look good in a silly hat, do not correct them.

    • @betterfuture1305
      @betterfuture1305 25 дней назад

      Oh, that makes sense. But also, I hate that. I far prefer honesty regarding something on a person. If it truly doesn't flatter them, I'd say so. Don't hire me for retail.

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 4 года назад +605

    “I don’t like to work, i just like the money”
    -literally everyone

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 4 года назад +1

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @Zathren
      @Zathren 4 года назад +3

      Literally everyone who's suffering from depression.

    • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
      @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 4 года назад +7

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 0, you don’t deserve any for begging

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 4 года назад

      You got that right! :D

    • @grasstwtw
      @grasstwtw 4 года назад +2

      @@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 correct B) Self PREMOTING sucks

  • @samwellsand8819
    @samwellsand8819 4 года назад +753

    The biggest thing you will realize in retail is people will literally think “Should I care what’s happening here? Nah I don’t get paid enough I really don’t care.”

    • @R0TEK
      @R0TEK 4 года назад +3

      Yea lol

    • @kingxeno4794
      @kingxeno4794 4 года назад +9

      Tbh I think that goes for fast food too. Cuz one of my co-workers I worked with stole food from the store and was like "yo don't tell and ill give you some" I sat there and said "nah you can keep it I definitely don't get paid enough to give a fraction of a"

    • @bombastikanimals5450
      @bombastikanimals5450 4 года назад +1

      You are invite to my channel for cute cats🙋‍♀️🐾❤😺🔥❤

    • @kingxeno4794
      @kingxeno4794 4 года назад

      @Dinesh Krishantha what was the point of that

    • @ven_uwu
      @ven_uwu 4 года назад +3

      Retail taught me I shouldn’t kiss ass and fulfill expectations. No matter what, who cares at this point?

  • @frozenfreehand1997
    @frozenfreehand1997 4 года назад +100

    As someone who currently works in retail at a Walmart, the talk about talking back to rude and angry customers resonates with me on a molecular level.

    • @Lazycandle
      @Lazycandle 4 года назад +2

      Walmart brother

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 4 года назад +1

      As a Dollar Tree manager that feeling intensifies. Our items are worth a dollar, and most of our customer's brains are worth a dollar too; well, make that less than a dollar. I have been close to telling them off several times before, but I always remember that I need this shit job or else I'd be homeless. And don't get me started on the thieves. Who dafuq steals from a Dollar Tree!? Even the freakin homeless guy who used to shop there gave us what little cash he had to pay for his things! I've never hated people so much until I started working in retail.

    • @Lazycandle
      @Lazycandle 4 года назад +1

      @@tiajoseph7309 so it’s not only Walmart that causes you iq to drop when you enter the store

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 4 года назад

      @@Lazycandle Nope. That's pretty much with every store.

  • @CastorGaming
    @CastorGaming 10 месяцев назад +5

    I have worked at a UPS Store for the last 5 years, and you are 100% correct. Especially about the people who knock on the door after we're closed, only to ask if we're open. The lights are off, the open sign is off, the hours are posted next to the door, the security gate is closed, the front door is locked ... WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK WE'RE OPEN!?

  • @Psych2go
    @Psych2go 4 года назад +2371

    Eat a cookie 🍪

    • @Ani-yt4nf
      @Ani-yt4nf 4 года назад +51

      Omg Psych2go's here lolololol poggers

    • @theowlhouseseason3213
      @theowlhouseseason3213 4 года назад +20

      thanks

    • @mrfish.-
      @mrfish.- 4 года назад +80

      *No, cookies are super bad for you’re metal health and could lead to toxic relationships*

    • @BlindingWulf
      @BlindingWulf 4 года назад +20

      Bruh how are they here

    • @puip6918
      @puip6918 4 года назад +8

      yay cookie

  • @hu3cat
    @hu3cat 4 года назад +1307

    You are very funny :3

  • @sn1p1n
    @sn1p1n 4 года назад +1557

    “I don’t care about onions”
    Onion: *starts crying*

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 4 года назад +8

      Think of the ogers man

    • @pretzel9945
      @pretzel9945 4 года назад +6

      e x a c t l ly

    • @vari1535
      @vari1535 4 года назад +14

      How the turntables...

    • @lilyo3o759
      @lilyo3o759 4 года назад +6

      I was just about to say what the comment about me said.

    • @shady-onion
      @shady-onion 4 года назад +5

      I AM AN ONION

  • @coverage5884
    @coverage5884 10 месяцев назад +8

    “yOuRe mEaN!”
    *yeets out the window*

  • @The800429
    @The800429 4 года назад +233

    "I'M CRAZY, **unintelligible noises**"
    -Ice cream sandwich

  • @shayleebushman423
    @shayleebushman423 3 года назад +1987

    The whole "I want to go home" running jokes cracks me up because where I work, sometimes my coworkers will just come up to me like, "Shaylee, can I go home?" All jokingly, to which I respond, "only of I can go home too"
    Sometimes, when we're all just done with the day, we're like, "maybe we can all just leave and close down the store." We never actually do it, but we fantasize lol. I love my coworkers

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 3 года назад +12

      Issue is customers :) they rat you out. My bosses claim coworkers didn't get a bonus cause they both slept in and the internet and building manager got information about the store being still closed.

    • @grey1964
      @grey1964 3 года назад +28

      Oh me and my coworkers will sometimes go another tier up and ask if we could burn down the store. Joking of course but it's great
      S T R E S S R E L I E F.

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 3 года назад +9

      @@grey1964 Every time firealarm starts... can we go home now? :)

    • @paulthep0teat
      @paulthep0teat 2 года назад +12

      I worked at a bk for a few years, got into management and decided to leave about a year after that. My last day I was so done with the place I closed it up like an hour early. The other employees didn't think I'd do it and I was like "bet". Never got an angry phone call so I think it was worth.

    • @rita.jane.g
      @rita.jane.g 2 года назад +8

      I've joked with my boss by asking him for ways to get fired or to just straight up fire me. 🤣 I went up to him the other day and was just like "Hey will you fire me? I wanna go home."

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 4 года назад +8120

    Fun fact: I got called disrespectful and racist when I didn't let a customer buy $20 worth of food with $3

    • @luv_strawberriez
      @luv_strawberriez 4 года назад +363

      Oh god

    • @tuckisbad
      @tuckisbad 4 года назад +479

      seems legit

    • @apokolypx
      @apokolypx 4 года назад +30

      are you racist tho? lmao

    • @Deacon...
      @Deacon... 4 года назад +39

      What

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid 4 года назад +433

      this would be a "yeah sure" moment but people really do be like that tho

  • @AlexCochran-j9v
    @AlexCochran-j9v День назад +1

    2:46 this scene really stuck with me with how funny it was

  • @JellyJessYT
    @JellyJessYT 4 года назад +4666

    *FAX FAAAAAAAX*

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 4 года назад +53

      S H A K E S H A K E
      *F A X!!*

    • @yrbmarnelle
      @yrbmarnelle 4 года назад +26

      Ur channel banner is hot 🥵

    • @alliemarie918
      @alliemarie918 4 года назад +20

      Where I work one time a lady came in looking for hand sanitizer gel (which we didn't have due to pandemic)
      Lady: do you have GGEEELL (rubs hands together)
      Me: hand sanitizer gel? No, we don't have any
      Lady: GEL GEL, I NEED GEL
      Me: I'm sorry, we don't have it
      Lady: THE GEL
      Me: No sorry, no gel
      Lady: ok

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 4 года назад +8

      @@yrbmarnelle ew.

    • @someone333._.
      @someone333._. 4 года назад +6

      @@yrbmarnelle what the-

  • @themilitarydork
    @themilitarydork 3 года назад +501

    “I’m not paid enough for THAT.”
    *BOY* if that ain’t the truth....

    • @seemie3389
      @seemie3389 3 года назад +10

      "Im not paid enough to care"

    • @faenene
      @faenene 3 года назад +2

      I’m not paid enough to live

  • @apolloisnotashirt
    @apolloisnotashirt 4 года назад +232

    This guy’s character is so good.
    “I am crazy! Blehehrgrhehrhe!”
    “I just want the moniii”

    • @oddode7796
      @oddode7796 4 года назад +2

      Also eat pizza like a cookii

  • @Markyroson
    @Markyroson День назад

    I watched this when it came out (I think) but this video was too good to not watch again when it showed up in my recommendations. Normally repeats just annoy me (toward the algorithm) but not this time! You have a great channel, Ice Cream!!

  • @TheWinjin
    @TheWinjin 4 года назад +490

    I'd be honest, I hate that there's this thing with kids getting like the worst, cheapest, underpaid jobs, but overall I think getting a job when you're still in school is VERY motivational. I could only start working after I've finished University because of hovermom and it quickly became clear to me, clear as a goddamn day, that I hate my work field, I don't want to do it, and I'm years behind in every skill like trading, haggling, arguing, human relations and everything else, that normal people have, that do not immediately apply to the job, but to everything around it. School and university are so different, and also having your own income is liberating.

    • @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._-
      @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._- 4 года назад +2

      Me too man, me too.

    • @armstrong.r
      @armstrong.r 4 года назад +2

      Same here bro

    • @sjcaljames
      @sjcaljames 4 года назад

      Awwwww ice creamsandwich voice changed its kinda hard to notice it it changed like 5% changed same is 95% on my opinion

  • @surprisedpotato
    @surprisedpotato 4 года назад +1080

    The lady with the cane was just flexing her COOL CANE CHAIR TRANSFORMER

  • @TheMysty46
    @TheMysty46 3 года назад +2593

    To be fair, the say that the costumer is always right was originally about his own taste. If you have a restaurant and he want to order the most disgusting item on your menu, it's his right and you can't say anything. It was never a pass to treat employes like shit.

    • @WasThatOneDude
      @WasThatOneDude 3 года назад +130

      Too bad shitty people treat employes like shit cuz of that line

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 3 года назад +136

      Unfortunately my friend. You are part of the extreme minority that actually remember is the origin of that phrase.

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 года назад +10

      Why is it worded weird?

    • @TheMysty46
      @TheMysty46 3 года назад +32

      @@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 Probably cause english is not my maternal tongue and I'm not perfectly bilingual. But I understand enough, I'm just bad at writing it. I'm sorry if there was any mistake, I try my best. Not everyone on the Internet grew up speaking english, honey.

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 года назад +39

      @@TheMysty46 I meant the "The customer is always right" phrase and I'm not perfectly bilingual too. No need to get overly defensive and upset, _honey_

  • @SullivanWenger
    @SullivanWenger 3 месяца назад +8

    4:32 haha dancing red man stares at camera while in a box

  • @CreeperDude-cm1wv
    @CreeperDude-cm1wv 3 года назад +332

    I love how ice cream sandwich is not really explicit in any way, but when you think about it he is more threatening than anything from a horror movie.

  • @cirtasin6230
    @cirtasin6230 4 года назад +2835

    You can tell he's been playing a lot of minecraft lately.

  • @CeliaNightstep
    @CeliaNightstep 4 года назад +338

    "I don't like work, I just like money."
    -Literally everyone, like absolutely all of them.

  • @Magic-001
    @Magic-001 3 месяца назад +1

    i've watched this video like 30 times, and every time it never fails to make me at least chuckle

  • @vayk8
    @vayk8 3 года назад +352

    "I dont like to work, I just like the money." I have never heard something everyone could agree with in my entire life

    • @vera-whatsurdiscord
      @vera-whatsurdiscord 3 года назад +2

      wait, no cap? Never seen relatable humour? Zwow

    • @vayk8
      @vayk8 3 года назад +5

      @@vera-whatsurdiscord it was hyperbole but alright

    • @vera-whatsurdiscord
      @vera-whatsurdiscord 3 года назад +3

      @@vayk8 i have severe trust issues

    • @j.c.1452
      @j.c.1452 3 года назад +3

      @@vera-whatsurdiscord Sir, this is a Wendy's

  • @dcyphyr
    @dcyphyr 3 года назад +2719

    "Are you open?"
    "Yes, but we won't let you in."
    "Why?"
    "Because we're closed."

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 года назад +71

      "yes, _sexually"_
      - grins seductively -
      *person about faces and retreats*

    • @woahmannchill
      @woahmannchill 3 года назад +33

      @@brovid-19 "what"

    • @Golden_Pig64
      @Golden_Pig64 3 года назад +23

      @@brovid-19 "what"

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 3 года назад +19

      @@brovid-19 "what"

    • @axth3rr
      @axth3rr 3 года назад +17

      @@brovid-19 “what”

  • @smexyapman
    @smexyapman 4 года назад +122

    The human i respect the least is the one that walks up to an obviously closed store, tries to open the obviously locked door, and then waits for you to see them so they can ask you if you are closed.

    • @michaeljpatrick
      @michaeljpatrick 4 года назад +4

      I once told a woman doing that "We're closed!". She said, "But I can still see you!"
      Like, yeah lady. We don't cease to exist when the store closes. We're real people.

  • @HannahNaplesWhisperstone
    @HannahNaplesWhisperstone 4 месяца назад

    Love watching through all your older content! Love how relatable you are! I've been working in the food industry for several years now, so I have dealt with similar things and not so nice people. You said work and school is hard lol, I'm working, in collage, and married. So.. yeah, fun times. Busy life. But my husband and I enjoy your content!!

  • @Mr-C-Anonymous
    @Mr-C-Anonymous 3 года назад +1601

    Having worked at Walmart for a few years, I've dealt with shite customers. For example:
    1. Had a customer threaten to have me fired and arrested because he thought I was a pedo (I was using a urinal next to a stall and heard a kid playing a video game, and I let his Mom know so she wouldn't be waiting).
    2. Had another customer threaten to have me fired because she thought I was back-talking to her (after I erroneously sold her 15 pavement tiles we apparently didn't have that nobody told me we didn't, which meant she had to go through customer service for a refund)
    3. Yelled at another customer who made a co-worker in my department cry (he insulted her teeth, which were admittedly rotten because she was a smoker who couldn't afford dental care)
    During the Pandemic?
    1. Had a customer shove me, where I almost tripped and fell, because he didn't want to go through the store entrance and wanted to go through the Lawn & Garden entrance, and I was blocking the way because my department manager told me to direct customers to the store entrance)
    2. Had a customer take a picture of me with my mask pulled just below my nose (I was outside loading mulch into a trailer in 90+ heat) and report me to my manager
    3. Ended up cursing back at a customer who was making insulting comments about me while I checked her through the register, which eventually ended with me resigning from Walmart.
    Here's a few words of wisdom I'll share with y'all - if a job makes you wish a shooter would come in and blow you away, then it's high time you go get another job.

    • @fireassassin123
      @fireassassin123 3 года назад +98

      Oh yeah, I get where you're coming from. I work as a Gas Attendant for Sam's Club, and there are so many rude and annoying customers there. I've had several people verbally accost me just for doing my job because it ended up being an inconvenience for them. Like when they intentionally coast in on empty without paying for a membership, and I have to turn them away because that's what management told me to do. I've lost track of the amount of times I've had customers threaten to get me fired, and the funny thing is that 90% don't follow through, and I've only ever had management get on my case once. Though that one time was super infuriating.
      I was just doing my job, this old asshole decided he didn't want to wait in line like everybody else and floored it around, cutting in front of around 3 different people who had been patiently waiting in line, so at first I politely asked the guy to move as he cut in line, the guy starts being a dick and yelling at me about how he wasn't going to move. So I did what I was told to do in that situation, and informed him that if he didn't move, I would shut off the pump. The guy proceeded to verbally threaten me, and so I stood my ground and said "Go ahead, there's cameras watching this entire gas station." The guy didn't like that, and so he went inside and complained to management about how I told him to move after he cut in line. Management took his side, gave him a $20 gift card, and confronted me about it outside at the gas station, in front of everybody, without pulling me aside to speak in private or anything. Obviously I reported that shit, I'm not really sure what happened to them after that, but it seems like they weren't really punished for it.

    • @Mr-C-Anonymous
      @Mr-C-Anonymous 3 года назад +42

      @Ryan Tran Already did, thankfully. Took a few months, but I did.

    • @couldawa7114
      @couldawa7114 3 года назад +3

      To be fair the first number three is kinda valid

    • @mugenpower7545
      @mugenpower7545 3 года назад +16

      Dude. I'm so sorry, fuck all them other mfs. They don't know how it is to be in our, your, position

    • @brandonlaning2016
      @brandonlaning2016 3 года назад +42

      I once had a dude walk in with a Maga hat without his mask on complaining that we didnt offer a particular kind of bread.
      We told him to put his mask on or leave, and so he immediately turned around, but had to mention how he wouldn't bring his money to our store. Me and my manager didn't miss a beat and said "GOOD RIDDENCE THEN" guy nearly had his heart leap out of his chest and it was great.
      By the way, the best job to work at is one where management remembers what it's like to be in the lower ranks; only take shit from people that understand what you're going through and not some arrogant idiot that thinks because they have a fancy name badge that they can talk down to you.

  • @kelsey7803
    @kelsey7803 3 года назад +818

    As someone who’s first job was working at the UPS Store, all of this is 100% true. After 6 years of working there, you could always tell when someone lied about what’s inside. I’ve also witnessed a lot of people get arrested for illegal shipping at our store. Honestly, the most exciting and entertaining 6 years of my life.

    • @allyterps9223
      @allyterps9223 2 года назад +36

      So true! I work at a UPS store as well and all this has definitely happened. Though he missed a couple great stories that happen regularly... Like "poop boxes" that spill and get poop everywhere. That's a really unpleasant one.

    • @fox8656
      @fox8656 2 года назад +14

      @@allyterps9223 I work Air Sort in a Hub and busted poop boxes are the absolute worst.

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 2 года назад +11

      @@allyterps9223 what kind of person ships poop boxes

    • @allyterps9223
      @allyterps9223 2 года назад +14

      @@grqfes it's something your doctor asks you to do instead of having to poop at the Drs office. It's to test for things like colon cancer.

    • @thegamingmengoose6787
      @thegamingmengoose6787 2 года назад

      FUCK YEH POOP BOX COMMENT SECTION!!!

  • @J0ELSEPH
    @J0ELSEPH 4 года назад +212

    Eats pizza like a cookie is probably one of the most relatable things I've heard this year

  • @Buggy_XXVIII
    @Buggy_XXVIII 2 месяца назад +1

    This Is The First Video I’ve Watched Of This Guy And In Like A Year And I Forgot How Silly This Little Animated Dude Is.

    • @Beries15
      @Beries15 2 месяца назад

      "Gasp" me to (makes a friend)😂

  • @trbld5219
    @trbld5219 4 года назад +850

    Fun fact: "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." is the actual full saying. People always ignore the second half of this.

    • @annyeonggomenasai5564
      @annyeonggomenasai5564 4 года назад +31

      Wait, rlly?

    • @runawaypacman
      @runawaypacman 4 года назад +28

      You learn something new everyday

    • @Dotseesyou
      @Dotseesyou 4 года назад +36

      @@runawaypacman *insert the more you know meme here*

    • @rowocean3409
      @rowocean3409 4 года назад +12

      What does that mean "in the matter of taste"?

    • @LamboFanbo
      @LamboFanbo 4 года назад +92

      @@rowocean3409 as in, if a customer wanted a purple car with a red interior, you shouldn't judge them, or say that it's wrong. It was mostly used for things such as suit tailoring and custom textiles, since those business rely mostly on customer input.

  • @insolentW
    @insolentW 3 года назад +1201

    "I don't want people yelling at me about onions"
    Me: *sooubway 2 flashbacks*

  • @drinkreviews4665
    @drinkreviews4665 4 года назад +140

    “I’m sorry sir the number isn’t working”
    “FAX”

  • @squishy4626
    @squishy4626 3 месяца назад +17

    3:00 TONY'S HERE!? HEY TONYYY HOW YA DOIN TONY

    • @Einisawsome
      @Einisawsome 2 месяца назад +3

      TONYS HERE?? HEY TONYY

    • @heyits_eli
      @heyits_eli Месяц назад +1

      TONY’S HERE?! HEY TONY YAYYYYY

    • @Ch1ll-th3r1an-l0l
      @Ch1ll-th3r1an-l0l 5 дней назад +1

      EYYY TONY EYYY TONY!! TONY YEAHHH EYYY

  • @confettighost
    @confettighost 4 года назад +192

    “YOU’RE MEAN!”
    * yeets out of window *

    • @The4stro
      @The4stro 4 года назад +4

      you're*

    • @confettighost
      @confettighost 4 года назад +1

      @@The4stro sorry my grammars bad :P but I’ll fix that now =w=

  • @thesuspiciousorange2526
    @thesuspiciousorange2526 2 года назад +5731

    Fun fact: "the customer is always right" is actually only half the slogan! The full saying was originally "the customer is always right in matters of taste". But then it slowly got butchered into the Accept Whatever the Customer Says mentality a lot of big chains have now.

    • @YaM8Andi
      @YaM8Andi 2 года назад +75

      wait really?

    • @thesuspiciousorange2526
      @thesuspiciousorange2526 2 года назад +361

      @@YaM8Andi yep! There have been several sayings that have gotten this treatment. Another one that a lot of people know is "blood is thicker than water", with the original saying being "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb".

    • @krazyfan1489
      @krazyfan1489 2 года назад +59

      @@thesuspiciousorange2526
      that ones a myth if i remember right

    • @Blue_Boy_Official
      @Blue_Boy_Official 2 года назад +64

      ​@@thesuspiciousorange2526 As krazyfan1489 said, that's a myth.
      It was pretty much always about familial bonds, though it used to partially mean that those bonds aren't broken by distance.
      Alongside this, neither of the guys who claimed it was originally about the covenant and wombs had any sources or evidence, just a claim.

    • @Blue_Boy_Official
      @Blue_Boy_Official 2 года назад +25

      And I'm also not finding any evidence for the customer phrase ever including 'in matters of taste', but that one I'm gonna hope is true.
      Also that's not a fun fact at all, you just added those two words to make people read your comment

  • @koy672
    @koy672 3 года назад +2011

    "I dont care about onions"
    *Draws a Garlic*

    • @milkyyyyway
      @milkyyyyway 3 года назад +39

      Artist 🎨

    • @cyb3rgh0st19
      @cyb3rgh0st19 3 года назад +68

      Makes sense he don't care bout onions so he drew garlic or he was just drawing garlic?

    • @koy672
      @koy672 3 года назад +10

      @@cyb3rgh0st19 it must be an clue on when the world will end

    • @cyb3rgh0st19
      @cyb3rgh0st19 3 года назад +3

      @@koy672 Must be

    • @alternateview8971
      @alternateview8971 3 года назад

      He is a self proclaimed square brain

  • @Thegodlyishere
    @Thegodlyishere 5 дней назад

    ''annoying customers are annoying'' true wise words from icsandwich

  • @gaolbreak1090
    @gaolbreak1090 4 года назад +412

    The best thing about living in Germany: if you are a shit customer, the workers can tell you to shut up or leave. Or be rude back to you. It's great and teaches manners.

    • @thenerdbyrd7026
      @thenerdbyrd7026 4 года назад +32

      It's just required by the managers who are scared of losing literally like 1 or 2 stuck up customer witnesses who thinks that employee should be nice. Howecer it's less and less implemented that the customer is always right because customers are becoming just fucking dumb lately.

    • @devibenpatel1933
      @devibenpatel1933 4 года назад +18

      wow BRB moving to Germany

    • @Natervader13
      @Natervader13 4 года назад +3

      A lot of retail stores, at least here in the USA, really bank on customers leaving good reviews and stuff like that, even somewhat more than sales itself. So yeah, you're supposed to really have thick skin and keep a smile about everything, regardless of the context.
      It's pretty dumb.

    • @LivTheWiz
      @LivTheWiz 4 года назад

      @@thenerdbyrd7026 Yeah that sounds about right. The first thing i was taught at my retail job was "The customer is always wrong" haha

    • @yourstruly8625
      @yourstruly8625 4 года назад

      Take me

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy 4 года назад +253

    I once had a woman swear and scream at me over “cancellation fees” that she owed us. Turns out she was mad about paying for the add-on of *cancelation insurance* that *she had requested* ... 🥸

  • @novasion327
    @novasion327 4 года назад +1301

    “I dont like work, just like the moneyyy”
    *Everybody liked that*
    Edit: oh shit thats alot of likes

    • @NeoHiPPy1980
      @NeoHiPPy1980 4 года назад +4

      * gasp * Me, too! (4:46)

    • @vx-samuel-xv9102
      @vx-samuel-xv9102 3 года назад +6

      Everybody likes the money. I think schools should pay you to go 💵💵💵

  • @ToriKnock-j2o
    @ToriKnock-j2o 5 дней назад

    I love the simple animation he makes its 💫Inspiring 💫

  • @beautifulnova6088
    @beautifulnova6088 3 года назад +5560

    "The customer is always right" isn't the full phrase. It's "The customer is always right in matters of taste."
    What this means is that if the customer wants to buy purple polkadot clown shoes, you sell them the shoes instead of trying to convince them not to. It does not mean that if the customer says the sky is green that they are correct.

    • @vioninjadogdb8428
      @vioninjadogdb8428 3 года назад +313

      and yet the "in matters of taste" was omitted in my Business Marketing class back in university for some reason.

    • @cockroachrtxoff6045
      @cockroachrtxoff6045 3 года назад +88

      That really makes me a tiny bit more into the fact that I'm most likely going to get a unfulfilling job that pays me barely anything...thanks.

    • @darkminer14
      @darkminer14 3 года назад +97

      The proper phrase is, "The customer always thinks they are right." Or atleast those of us in customer-service know that's the proper phrase.

    • @c.d8
      @c.d8 3 года назад +105

      I bet the person who shortened it was a customer

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 года назад +12

      that makes so much sense

  • @skull_piercerz3305
    @skull_piercerz3305 3 года назад +243

    The face of happiness that the employee has when he throws the person out the window is hilarious.

  • @notsoadl5790
    @notsoadl5790 4 года назад +1562

    "I don't like to woork, I just like deh money"
    I feel you andy.

    • @AQ-101
      @AQ-101 4 года назад +1

      Wth

    • @imsamusfr
      @imsamusfr 4 года назад +4

      Me too man, me too...

    • @saviogoes6907
      @saviogoes6907 4 года назад +1

      And the "kaish"

    • @Crystal-mr6pu
      @Crystal-mr6pu 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/AhZiqrGJ2as/видео.html

    • @SomeRandomStarwalker
      @SomeRandomStarwalker 4 года назад +1

      2:46 POV: your fighting bowser for the first time in Mario 64

  • @frogdoglover
    @frogdoglover 2 месяца назад +8

    2:19 I think what you should say in this situation is “Yes I totally agree, I would love it if you entered all this information for me.”