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  • Опубликовано: 14 фев 2021
  • Annoying customers are annoying. These are times I met the most notable customers and shoppers when I worked at the UPS store. I thought working in food jobs would be worse but I think I had a worse time in the UPS store. Looking back now I think it was funny. In the moment though it was less of that and more annoying. Crazy customers be crazy. And I imagine people working in retail now have even crazier stories from the past year. My stories are from years ago.
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @waningbloom
    @waningbloom 3 года назад +14811

    _”I don’t like work, I just like moneyyy.”_
    -Guy who spends majority of his time working

  • @thatturnipoverthere
    @thatturnipoverthere 3 года назад +2808

    "I want to go home"
    *GASP* "ME TOO"
    rinse and repeat for 8 hours.

  • @JohnnyTromboner
    @JohnnyTromboner Год назад +679

    "Not paid enough for it to be my problem" is great advice to live by for a lot of things

  • @rileyflynn5221
    @rileyflynn5221 2 месяца назад +139

    "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." Is the full saying which means the opposite of what we think it means. And it's so surreal.

    • @phoenixofthechorus
      @phoenixofthechorus Месяц назад +8

      Well yeah, because using the butchered saying gives managers an excuse to treat their lower-level employees like garbage every time a customer starts being unreasonable.

    • @millennium7909
      @millennium7909 Месяц назад +6

      Whoever butchered the entire saying is a menace

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 24 дня назад +5

      @@millennium7909 every saying is halved, like the full phrase is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" and "blood is thicker than the water of the womb"

  • @shuktisarkar3953
    @shuktisarkar3953 3 года назад +10856

    "If you wanna ship drugs...... DON'T!"
    Drug trafficking reduces to 0%

  • @Ghostinthesheets
    @Ghostinthesheets 3 года назад +3402

    "I wanna go home"
    "*GASP* Me too!"
    Making friends 101

    • @An0r1
      @An0r1 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @central2052
      @central2052 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2Y7wv4Ce-ic/видео.html I’m so sorry

    • @Live-mt9zr
      @Live-mt9zr 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/NMdW8qk3GQM/видео.html

    • @footlover9416
      @footlover9416 3 года назад +3

      oh my god i read this right when they said this in the vid

    • @CrazyCollectorGirl
      @CrazyCollectorGirl 3 года назад

      Woo upvote number 2k exactly baby! \o/

  • @vladimirglutentag1469
    @vladimirglutentag1469 11 месяцев назад +434

    Pro tip for anyone working in a job where people complain about it taking too long. Explain your steps if you have to. Remember to keep a calm tone and act as if they’re interested, because it seems like they are. It does make the process a little longer but the benefit of keeping them occupied instead of insulting you is worth it.

  • @Leafy_soup
    @Leafy_soup 4 месяца назад +49

    I love the part where he go's "YOU'RE MEAN!" *aggressively cutely chucks them out the window*

  • @CatoDepresso
    @CatoDepresso 3 года назад +2854

    “I don’t care about onions”
    Kicks a garlic

    • @papitasloup2119
      @papitasloup2119 3 года назад +42

      Square brained

    • @robmd887
      @robmd887 3 года назад +26

      Garlic is a species of onion

    • @somerandommemechannel9776
      @somerandommemechannel9776 3 года назад +5

      @@papitasloup2119 square

    • @papitasloup2119
      @papitasloup2119 3 года назад +35

      @@robmd887 replace all onions in your life with garlic and see if you realize why people specify garlic

    • @Cherrytangela
      @Cherrytangela 3 года назад +6

      Thats how much he doesnt care.

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 3 года назад +2913

    The ones who show up minutes before closing are a special breed of people.

    • @k64speed
      @k64speed 3 года назад +80

      Hey, some of us are just chronically god-awful with time and/or time constituents, such as prioritization and knowing when to stop one thing and start another. :P

    • @Deimos_the_Autist
      @Deimos_the_Autist 3 года назад +155

      @@k64speed once again a very special breed

    • @Deimos_the_Autist
      @Deimos_the_Autist 3 года назад +39

      @kermo yeah used to work at Walmart and not only would there always be a rush of people 5 min before the store closes but whenever a register was off and there was a-sign saying it was off people would still ask if it was open or the entitled ones would automatically start setting up their shit and get mad when someone told them it wasnt open. I joined the Army and it was better than my time at Walmart harder but i prefered it

    • @ioanalazar2114
      @ioanalazar2114 3 года назад +15

      I'm that kind of special... I'm sorry it's just my anxiety overrides all senses and then I know I have to go to the store and then I'm afraid of going because of reasons... and then I wait a bit more and more and when I finally have the corrage to go and it's already late....

    • @stormy9196
      @stormy9196 3 года назад +4

      @@Deimos_the_Autist haha i work in front of a walmart at one of the gas stastions that branched off from them, i totally get that a lot, 5 min before closing 2 mins, 1 min, then want several items lol or they come in after going "why you not open cant i just get 1 thing pllzzzzz" i used to let people get stuff but then another comes up while your serving him and then its the "but you let him do it why not meeeee" and yea... i do a strict its closing thats it unless your outa gas and cant make it im not doing anymore XD

  • @Zaidnotzane
    @Zaidnotzane Месяц назад +8

    I recently learnt, years after working as a waiter, that the saying is actually "the customer is always right in matters of taste" which makes a lot more sense

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 Год назад +67

    5:43 “you could spend 100$ on five guys”
    That amount of money could get you a small fry and half of a burger at five guys

    • @nikothephantom1786
      @nikothephantom1786 Месяц назад +1

      Half a burger? Maybe if you're lucky

    • @hellraiser217
      @hellraiser217 День назад

      Remember, this was 5 years ago. Things were different back then.

  • @kobijean1881
    @kobijean1881 3 года назад +1970

    “i don’t care about onions!”
    *kicks garlic*

    • @KolnBruck
      @KolnBruck 3 года назад +8

      69th like
      It’s unyun

    • @road2apples
      @road2apples 3 года назад +9

      Onions go on everything except cake!

    • @superman8127
      @superman8127 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/MedwMMKEeSY/видео.html

    • @bombastikanimals5450
      @bombastikanimals5450 3 года назад

      You are invite to my channel for cute cats🙋‍♀️🐾❤😺🔥❤

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine 3 года назад

      @@KolnBruck nonono Onyo

  • @lucia2715
    @lucia2715 3 года назад +1979

    "Fax"
    "It isn't working"
    * rustle rustle *
    " *F A X* " 👁 - 👁

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 года назад +30

      IT ISNT WORKING DUDE
      *F F A A X X!!!!*

    • @buzzzysin
      @buzzzysin 3 года назад +27

      (ノ👁👄👁)ノ **F A X**

    • @henryhey2985
      @henryhey2985 3 года назад +5

      *Fax*

    • @MusicDecomposer
      @MusicDecomposer 3 года назад +6

      Let me make this very clear...
      *Ef, ay, ex, FFFAAACKSSS!!!*

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 3 года назад

      can stop please

  • @AudenimLock
    @AudenimLock 2 месяца назад +9

    Worked retail most of my life and my god. It’s one of those life experiences that everyone should have. Keeps you grounded.
    also, you realise that yes, some people genuinely are that dense…🙂

  • @xavanleroux
    @xavanleroux 10 месяцев назад +21

    If I was working there and that lady that said "you should have the computers on our side." I would turn the computer and say" there, do it then."

  • @justsomeone3729
    @justsomeone3729 3 года назад +3213

    andy: “if he wouldve just taped it-“
    drug dealers: “write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!”

    • @mikeshreck35
      @mikeshreck35 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/6F4vGpK3uKQ/видео.html

    • @humnflush
      @humnflush 3 года назад +15

      @@dont9178 You absolute moron. I did not only read your profile picture, I subscribed to the channel, that was linked in the description of an unlisted video

    • @DareMurdok
      @DareMurdok 3 года назад +23

      i mean the guy tried to ship apparently just loose weed in a box? like just scooped in there? not in baggies.
      the easiest thing would've been to put it in a secondary container like a shoebox or something

    • @justsomeone3729
      @justsomeone3729 3 года назад +9

      @@DareMurdok that makes sense like what if it were black bags ?

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 3 года назад +18

      The real kicker being the fact that THEY SELL TAPE AT THE UPS STORE. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @cirtasin6230
    @cirtasin6230 3 года назад +2731

    You can tell he's been playing a lot of minecraft lately.

  • @waffles6527
    @waffles6527 Год назад +16

    you are 100% right about the food thing, never ever work at a grocery store, it is absolute hell.

  • @ItsDoms
    @ItsDoms 8 месяцев назад +15

    I work in IT and a older woman insisted that her 86 year old rival neighbor had hacked her phone, I told her first of all it’s an iPhone so there’s no way, and second of all she probably isn’t tech savvy enough to use an iPhone, she said “oh trust me, she knows all these things, she can even change the password!” I don’t think this lady knew that changing a password was possible for the normal everyday user, she also believed that her SIM card was hacked and that this lady would delete all the stored data on the phone through the SIM card… I later found out that early stages of Alzheimer’s and dementia can cause paranoia and irrational thinking

    • @sebastianstark3224
      @sebastianstark3224 8 дней назад

      what does it being an iphone have to do with anything?

    • @ItsDoms
      @ItsDoms 8 дней назад

      @@sebastianstark3224 the fact that it’s not open source which means it’s way more secure than an android phone

    • @sebastianstark3224
      @sebastianstark3224 8 дней назад

      @@ItsDoms are you implying anything that isnt open source cannot be hacked?

    • @ItsDoms
      @ItsDoms 7 дней назад

      @@sebastianstark3224 im implying that its harder, im implying that Apple has reputation for good security, I’m implying that you can easily root a android but not jailbreak an iPhone, I’m implying that removing FRP is easy on an andr yet it’s impossible to remove Apple ID on an iPhone. Anything else you want to question for the heck of it?

    • @sebastianstark3224
      @sebastianstark3224 7 дней назад

      @@ItsDoms im good, just maybe don't make claims like that in your original comment

  • @Li-lj1fv
    @Li-lj1fv 3 года назад +1425

    "These other customers came in."
    The customers:
    "Hello we are...
    *THE POLICE"*

    • @nikolaleus
      @nikolaleus 3 года назад +18

      @@AxxLAfriku We’re not stupid. We can obviously see that you’re trying to not make it seem like it’s self-promotion.

    • @phybie5439
      @phybie5439 3 года назад +6

      @@AxxLAfriku Now I'm gONNA do what you told me not to

    • @mikeshreck35
      @mikeshreck35 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/6F4vGpK3uKQ/видео.html

    • @mo0nflowersart
      @mo0nflowersart 3 года назад +1

      shi-

    • @jisthecoolest-_-1741
      @jisthecoolest-_-1741 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku I don't know how I should feel about your channel/videos

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 3 года назад +7739

    Fun fact: I got called disrespectful and racist when I didn't let a customer buy $20 worth of food with $3

    • @luv_strawberriez
      @luv_strawberriez 3 года назад +347

      Oh god

    • @tuckisbad
      @tuckisbad 3 года назад +458

      seems legit

    • @apokolypx
      @apokolypx 3 года назад +30

      are you racist tho? lmao

    • @Deacon...
      @Deacon... 3 года назад +34

      What

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid 3 года назад +417

      this would be a "yeah sure" moment but people really do be like that tho

  • @AtlanticPancakes
    @AtlanticPancakes Год назад +5

    "i want to avoid the food service because i fear people will be more abrasive with their meals"
    will keep this in mind

  • @MarasiTemple
    @MarasiTemple Год назад +19

    5:14
    *gasp* Me too!

  • @vinnygothika7510
    @vinnygothika7510 3 года назад +523

    "Not payed enough for it to be my problem." Huge mood in society.

  • @Lepper36
    @Lepper36 3 года назад +4300

    I worked at Disneyland as security. Best part about the job wasn't the free admission or the heavy discounts, it was telling the rude customers "no" and they could leave with a smile on your face.

    • @Zenith106
      @Zenith106 3 года назад +247

      Ngl , that has got to be the best job ever.

    • @sparker-sparkle
      @sparker-sparkle 3 года назад +60

      i wish i could do that to people but after i block them they usually get unblocked by making new accounts or having several other people come yell at me about it

    • @PurpleMK07
      @PurpleMK07 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/KNXMdELIMOg/видео.html

    • @hiiamyournervoussystem3759
      @hiiamyournervoussystem3759 3 года назад +16

      Well I know where I’m going to work

    • @Bl1tzkn1ght
      @Bl1tzkn1ght 3 года назад +17

      Lucky bastard. I have immense fear of the register because of the customers.

  • @theocruex
    @theocruex 9 месяцев назад +3

    Literally me on every rude customer that's treats me so bad

  • @handsomeavocado14
    @handsomeavocado14 Месяц назад +2

    i find myself saying things like "thats on the no go zone" and "two for two baby" very often now. thank you for expanding my vocabulary

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 3 года назад +573

    “I don’t like to work, i just like the money”
    -literally everyone

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 3 года назад +1

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @Zathren
      @Zathren 3 года назад +3

      Literally everyone who's suffering from depression.

    • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
      @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 3 года назад +7

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 0, you don’t deserve any for begging

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 3 года назад

      You got that right! :D

    • @grass6989
      @grass6989 3 года назад +2

      @@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 correct B) Self PREMOTING sucks

  • @tiedie3763
    @tiedie3763 3 года назад +616

    “Look at my eyes”, yeah, that’s gonna be a no.

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 3 года назад +3

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @AlexHoopsFORLIFE
      @AlexHoopsFORLIFE 3 года назад +9

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 haha
      no

    • @TheMonimator
      @TheMonimator 3 года назад +1

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 get a life bot

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 3 года назад

      No way! :P

    • @mug8107
      @mug8107 3 года назад

      trust me they are *clean*

  • @Concord_loveer
    @Concord_loveer 7 месяцев назад +3

    That goofy boy he just said you’re mean I just don’t know the window got me😂

  • @MariaZamora-xt8zw
    @MariaZamora-xt8zw 7 месяцев назад +5

    I had a costumer that yelled at me once because I couldn’t accept a expired $5 coupon and she literally called for my manager and when he showed up she said I was being racist and called her a slur. It was so outrageous that the people behind her even told him she was lying. She started crying and calling everyone racist and called me so many names and even threatened to throw me off the register to and I quote “ beat me up no one would identify me” and even said she’d see me after my shift after she got kicked out. It was expired by 4 months….. so that’s fun.

  • @Loos-e
    @Loos-e 3 года назад +425

    I’m convinced his eyes actually make that sound when he blinks.

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 3 года назад +3

      Definitely!

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +2

      who said it was his eyes that made the sound

    • @paggetio8847
      @paggetio8847 3 года назад

      @@kelpdock8913 oh god no

    • @Loos-e
      @Loos-e 3 года назад

      @@kelpdock8913 n o

  • @SunnySplosion
    @SunnySplosion 3 года назад +5482

    I remember working 20 hours a week in high school after doing 35 hours a week at school and i would go home and my parents would be like "bACck iN myY dAy i hAd tO woRk 399 hOuRRs per weEk and gET A+++ iN alL mY clAssSEs"

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 3 года назад +77

      .

    • @erxyt
      @erxyt 3 года назад +33

      .

    • @liljammy6434
      @liljammy6434 3 года назад +208

      I now look up to you, you have my honour and respect

    • @Araitne
      @Araitne 3 года назад +22

      Oh I feel ya

    • @akorn5247
      @akorn5247 3 года назад +276

      Yeah, most people who start a sentence with "Back in my day..." tends to be disconnected from the current requirements to succeed in life. "That's all well and good, dad, but a Big Mac was also probably 65 cents back in your day." Love yo face :)

  • @juwel_draws
    @juwel_draws 10 месяцев назад +2

    At 1:58 I swear I saw the same thing happen, some person unfolds their chair thingy, the memories get a little fuzzy but I swear I remember seeing something similar. I was little and all I thought was “that’s a cool chair”

  • @truth09
    @truth09 Год назад +5

    I worked when i was 14 at restaurant. And it was horrible. I worked 3 days straight, almost without sleeping only to get fired. I dont even get salary for this.

  • @Xojin_
    @Xojin_ 3 года назад +451

    "I don't like to work, I just like the money"
    Most relatable thing I've heard all day

    • @Xander-mn1bi
      @Xander-mn1bi 3 года назад +3

      I like your profile pick! Just started hollow knight last night!

    • @CopperStarToons
      @CopperStarToons 3 года назад

      Oh yes!

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 3 года назад +1

      Nice pfp! Though I last played hollow knight last year.

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 года назад +1

      am i the only one that likes muh work and the money? like being a pilot is awesome! you get to shoot bad people so that regular people can have good lives cuz screw the IMC the militia is where its at

    • @eloisspiderlily
      @eloisspiderlily 3 года назад +1

      QUIRREL QUIRREL QUIRREL QUIRREL
      I like your pfp :D

  • @timeworncypress
    @timeworncypress 3 года назад +2597

    I work food service, and my boss has a mug that says "the customer is always wrong. now go away" and i love her for it

    • @novemberiscoolithink
      @novemberiscoolithink 2 года назад +128

      if i was her and some dunce customer was screaming at me i would just have that mug on standby filled with water and take a long sip

    • @norvegicus
      @norvegicus 2 года назад +70

      @@novemberiscoolithink Coward. Fill it with vinegar

    • @sandweird6517
      @sandweird6517 2 года назад +51

      @@norvegicus coward fill it with salsa

    • @lanceelamparo7593
      @lanceelamparo7593 2 года назад +41

      Coward!!! Fill ot with *HOT SAUCE*

    • @achairwithinternetaccess996
      @achairwithinternetaccess996 2 года назад +29

      @@lanceelamparo7593 Coward, fill it with dinosaurs

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave Год назад +3

    The knocking after closed thing is just so, constant. I’d had the exact opposite once. It was fall in northern Canada so after dark but we were open to 11 pm at this point so we were very open. We have a giant neon sign that juts out of the build, like five feet out at least five feet tall and right over our door with a giant neon arrow being like go on in. Every light in the place on, and door wide open because while my co-worker was inside I was outside, sweeping leaves off the sidewalk to pass the time. Dude comes up to me, I’m bathed in the organe glow of the sign and lights, and asks, “are you still open?”

  • @coverage5884
    @coverage5884 Месяц назад +2

    “yOuRe mEaN!”
    *yeets out the window*

  • @james8616
    @james8616 3 года назад +3078

    Ice cream sandwich saying “nO” gives me life

  • @GreatDragonAD
    @GreatDragonAD 3 года назад +3411

    "You're mean!" *toss bad customer into window*
    Every time, that cracks me up.

  • @aaronmurray7308
    @aaronmurray7308 Год назад +2

    I subscribed to you earlier today and it its best thing Ive done this week. The voice acting, great stories, fast animations; everything. Awesome work!! Keep up the great work!!

  • @domaisbetter
    @domaisbetter Год назад +9

    7:52
    FAX! FAX!

  • @soaphie7914
    @soaphie7914 3 года назад +450

    “YOU’RE MEAN!”
    *throws orphan through window*

    • @NeoHiPPy1980
      @NeoHiPPy1980 3 года назад +1

      Why would you throw a window? 🤣

    • @soaphie7914
      @soaphie7914 3 года назад +1

      @@NeoHiPPy1980 Sorry, my apologies. I made a spelling error previously and have corrected it.

    • @brianm.johnson4438
      @brianm.johnson4438 3 года назад +7

      Technoblade style

    • @erinreynolds9794
      @erinreynolds9794 3 года назад +1

      @@brianm.johnson4438 y e s

    • @meganturnbull9188
      @meganturnbull9188 3 года назад +1

      Technoblade would love that

  • @AwesomeVidzChannel
    @AwesomeVidzChannel 3 года назад +4550

    - Fax!
    - It´s not working...
    - FAX!!!
    😂

    • @Jazzmaster_gaming
      @Jazzmaster_gaming 3 года назад +42

      Fax = Facts

    • @GenericCorporationMedia
      @GenericCorporationMedia 3 года назад +16

      Fax machines suck!
      (A typewriter is much better)

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 3 года назад +15

      Maybe they just wanted someone to appreciate all the facts on the paper

    • @tockbird9929
      @tockbird9929 3 года назад +2

      1000th like

    • @catzbestfriend
      @catzbestfriend 3 года назад +4

      I worked in a library and I can confirm that this is what they do. FAX!

  • @A_Goose_YT
    @A_Goose_YT 2 дня назад

    bro in the gag where he threw the guy through the window with the glass sound, i was watching a show, and as soon as the sound played, A CHARACTER GOT SMASHED INTO A CLOCK. IT WAS SO PERFECTLY TIMED.

  • @zanefrye5221
    @zanefrye5221 Год назад +1

    “The customer is always right, in terms of taste” is the actual phrase, meaning if the customer doesn’t like the food, then they are right in saying they don’t like it. Much like ordering steak, if it’s too done or not done enough, you are completely right in asking for it to be prepared differently

  • @Totaltko
    @Totaltko 3 года назад +371

    “Five guys is good” I couldn’t agree more

    • @chunliisthebest
      @chunliisthebest 3 года назад +5

      No better place to eat 2000 calories of grease
      It’s my favorite place on earth

    • @andrex1456
      @andrex1456 3 года назад +1

      I couldn't agree less

    • @bobkamachi2346
      @bobkamachi2346 3 года назад

      It’s good, but it’s overpriced tbh. Just my opinion tho

    • @okeyb0i974
      @okeyb0i974 3 года назад

      I’ve never had it

    • @sir.sauceum6872
      @sir.sauceum6872 3 года назад

      I could, so I will

  • @DarkandTwisted
    @DarkandTwisted 3 года назад +7330

    "I said *no* pickles, peasant." 😆

  • @deathstar3006
    @deathstar3006 Год назад +1

    Funny story. I love these!

  • @lebozo869
    @lebozo869 Год назад +1

    I swear every few months I'll come back to this video and chuckle at things like "That's on the No Go Zone? :L"

  • @Haminations
    @Haminations 3 года назад +26846

    You would not have enjoyed working at five guys... trust me...

    • @igloo9929
      @igloo9929 3 года назад +292

      Good content, I subscribed

    • @ImprobableTrace
      @ImprobableTrace 3 года назад +237

      Oh hey I know you ur that guy with the weird drawing you call ham

    • @MrJazzy-so6xk
      @MrJazzy-so6xk 3 года назад +356

      Give fuys furgers and bries

    • @blueshell4188
      @blueshell4188 3 года назад +500

      Damn, the 4 other guys not treating you well?

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 года назад +45

      fvie gyus bruegrs and feirs

  • @dechappothenurglitemightbe8715
    @dechappothenurglitemightbe8715 3 года назад +1723

    "I wanna go home"
    "*gasp* me too!"
    Basically how I make friends lmao

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 3 года назад +6

      Why do people say this at work though. There's one guy at the last place i worked who would say this all the time, every day. Like, do you think I love spending my time here being a wage slave?

    • @dechappothenurglitemightbe8715
      @dechappothenurglitemightbe8715 3 года назад +14

      @@Eralen00 idk... reassurance? Lol

    • @A_Buster9693
      @A_Buster9693 3 года назад +5

      * gasp * me too!

    • @zoonic999
      @zoonic999 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @berryw6818
      @berryw6818 3 года назад

      XD

  • @CastorGaming
    @CastorGaming Месяц назад

    I have worked at a UPS Store for the last 5 years, and you are 100% correct. Especially about the people who knock on the door after we're closed, only to ask if we're open. The lights are off, the open sign is off, the hours are posted next to the door, the security gate is closed, the front door is locked ... WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK WE'RE OPEN!?

  • @aussieman4791
    @aussieman4791 9 месяцев назад +2

    Man, I should have taken the advice of this video, "Don't work the food industry." I was way out of school when I got my first job (thanks bovid) and it was at Burger King. At the beginning something wasn't right when I got the job because the previous BOH (Back of House) worker walked out but still, take what you could get and the money is good. Now I've been there a year and 3 months and I wish I had done anything, literally anything else. I wish I went to the gym, got in shape and went with my original plan of joining the Army, but now I'm in a place that I'm only really there for the few people I actually like.
    TLDR; Fast Food succs.

  • @samwellsand8819
    @samwellsand8819 3 года назад +739

    The biggest thing you will realize in retail is people will literally think “Should I care what’s happening here? Nah I don’t get paid enough I really don’t care.”

    • @R0TEK
      @R0TEK 3 года назад +3

      Yea lol

    • @kingxeno4794
      @kingxeno4794 3 года назад +9

      Tbh I think that goes for fast food too. Cuz one of my co-workers I worked with stole food from the store and was like "yo don't tell and ill give you some" I sat there and said "nah you can keep it I definitely don't get paid enough to give a fraction of a"

    • @bombastikanimals5450
      @bombastikanimals5450 3 года назад +1

      You are invite to my channel for cute cats🙋‍♀️🐾❤😺🔥❤

    • @kingxeno4794
      @kingxeno4794 3 года назад

      @Dinesh Krishantha what was the point of that

    • @ven_uwu
      @ven_uwu 3 года назад +3

      Retail taught me I shouldn’t kiss ass and fulfill expectations. No matter what, who cares at this point?

  • @trbld5219
    @trbld5219 3 года назад +835

    Fun fact: "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." is the actual full saying. People always ignore the second half of this.

    • @annyeonggomenasai5564
      @annyeonggomenasai5564 3 года назад +31

      Wait, rlly?

    • @runawaypacman
      @runawaypacman 3 года назад +28

      You learn something new everyday

    • @takeodavis5478
      @takeodavis5478 3 года назад +36

      @@runawaypacman *insert the more you know meme here*

    • @rowocean3409
      @rowocean3409 3 года назад +12

      What does that mean "in the matter of taste"?

    • @rickyalmada1389
      @rickyalmada1389 3 года назад +91

      @@rowocean3409 as in, if a customer wanted a purple car with a red interior, you shouldn't judge them, or say that it's wrong. It was mostly used for things such as suit tailoring and custom textiles, since those business rely mostly on customer input.

  • @mk5902
    @mk5902 5 месяцев назад +2

    Your character looks precious like I want to protect him ✨️

  • @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui
    @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui 11 месяцев назад +1

    2:35 most companies got rid of that phrase a few decades ago but some people still believe in it so that they can do what they want when they want

  • @novasion327
    @novasion327 3 года назад +1278

    “I dont like work, just like the moneyyy”
    *Everybody liked that*
    Edit: oh shit thats alot of likes

    • @NeoHiPPy1980
      @NeoHiPPy1980 3 года назад +4

      * gasp * Me, too! (4:46)

    • @vx-samuel-xv9102
      @vx-samuel-xv9102 3 года назад +6

      Everybody likes the money. I think schools should pay you to go 💵💵💵

  • @Natervader13
    @Natervader13 3 года назад +533

    Hearing dumb retail stories never gets old.

  • @mayindi
    @mayindi Год назад

    I totally agree! I hate the social pressure of having to get a job!!

  • @APP1_H3AD
    @APP1_H3AD Год назад +2

    “OR AM I CRAZY? I AM CRAZY BABABABABABB” tbh i act like icecreamsandwich at my school ._.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +4682

    "The customer is always right, in matters of taste."

  • @TheMysty46
    @TheMysty46 3 года назад +2517

    To be fair, the say that the costumer is always right was originally about his own taste. If you have a restaurant and he want to order the most disgusting item on your menu, it's his right and you can't say anything. It was never a pass to treat employes like shit.

    • @WasThatOneDude
      @WasThatOneDude 3 года назад +130

      Too bad shitty people treat employes like shit cuz of that line

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 3 года назад +130

      Unfortunately my friend. You are part of the extreme minority that actually remember is the origin of that phrase.

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 года назад +10

      Why is it worded weird?

    • @TheMysty46
      @TheMysty46 3 года назад +32

      @@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 Probably cause english is not my maternal tongue and I'm not perfectly bilingual. But I understand enough, I'm just bad at writing it. I'm sorry if there was any mistake, I try my best. Not everyone on the Internet grew up speaking english, honey.

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 года назад +38

      @@TheMysty46 I meant the "The customer is always right" phrase and I'm not perfectly bilingual too. No need to get overly defensive and upset, _honey_

  • @twilamajor5872
    @twilamajor5872 Год назад +1

    I worked at a metal shop and once had an older man call in, asking for super thick plate metal, when I asked what he was doing with it, he said he was making a box. I said “oh what’s the box for?” because it was my job to be engaged while I entered his order in, and he said he was putting things in the ground to hide them from the government, and he wanted his box to be so sturdy that you couldn’t even weld into it (in case it got dug up). To date it’s still the craziest thing I’ve heard a customer say.

  • @gfallsfanz673
    @gfallsfanz673 4 месяца назад +1

    The mob killed me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • @CeliaNightstep
    @CeliaNightstep 3 года назад +338

    "I don't like work, I just like money."
    -Literally everyone, like absolutely all of them.

  • @blue_birb
    @blue_birb 3 года назад +2633

    "I don't care about onions"
    * proceeds to kick garlic *

  • @DuzdyAnimates
    @DuzdyAnimates 7 месяцев назад +2

    When Ice Cream Sandwich posts a new video. "Guys! Andy's coming!"

  • @SilverSabertooth
    @SilverSabertooth Год назад +6

    "I don't care about onions!"
    *draws himself kicking a piece of garlic*

  • @Pleblol
    @Pleblol 3 года назад +9038

    it happens rarely, but everytime he uploads its like christmas

    • @Orangeyouglad870
      @Orangeyouglad870 3 года назад +73

      The stars aligned

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 3 года назад +13

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @reallocal
      @reallocal 3 года назад +5

      Accurate

    • @Ifbdndkdjddndn
      @Ifbdndkdjddndn 3 года назад +3

      Let’s see how many subs I can get off this comment:
      Current: 194

    • @ManwithaplanD
      @ManwithaplanD 3 года назад +2

      stolen I just now saw the same comment in overly simplified channel

  • @gaolbreak1090
    @gaolbreak1090 3 года назад +396

    The best thing about living in Germany: if you are a shit customer, the workers can tell you to shut up or leave. Or be rude back to you. It's great and teaches manners.

    • @thenerdbyrd7026
      @thenerdbyrd7026 3 года назад +28

      It's just required by the managers who are scared of losing literally like 1 or 2 stuck up customer witnesses who thinks that employee should be nice. Howecer it's less and less implemented that the customer is always right because customers are becoming just fucking dumb lately.

    • @devibenpatel1933
      @devibenpatel1933 3 года назад +15

      wow BRB moving to Germany

    • @Natervader13
      @Natervader13 3 года назад +2

      A lot of retail stores, at least here in the USA, really bank on customers leaving good reviews and stuff like that, even somewhat more than sales itself. So yeah, you're supposed to really have thick skin and keep a smile about everything, regardless of the context.
      It's pretty dumb.

    • @radleyg.l.1890
      @radleyg.l.1890 3 года назад

      @@thenerdbyrd7026 Yeah that sounds about right. The first thing i was taught at my retail job was "The customer is always wrong" haha

    • @yourstruly8625
      @yourstruly8625 3 года назад

      Take me

  • @DonutCat-nk9od
    @DonutCat-nk9od 6 месяцев назад +1

    “I want to go home” “(gasp) me too!!!”

  • @MissEssiemee1
    @MissEssiemee1 3 года назад +246

    “Are you open?”
    Standing in a shop with no lights, and a “we are closed” sign hanging on a door. I’ve been there.

    • @MatthewSmith-sz1yq
      @MatthewSmith-sz1yq 3 года назад +7

      I love the customers that think that because there is still someone in , or even just near, the store, it immediately means we are open, and if we refuse, it's because we are being lazy or rude.
      I had an old guy, back when I worked at discount tire, show up 45 minutes before we open. I just happened to be there 45 minutes before we open, even the employees are just supposed to get there 30 minutes early. The manager wasn't even there, and they have the keys. This guy kept wanting me to "just get him in real quick' because apparently he was going to be late for work. I kept telling him I don't have the keys.
      Even if I did have the keys, it takes AT LEAST 15 minutes to get everything set up. You need to wait for the compressor to build pressure, boot up the computers, and do all the stuff the closing crew were supposed to do because they were lazy POS. So there was no way I could just open the door, pull his car in, and get him serviced. I told him if he waits, he will be the first in line, and the moment that we are ready, we can get his car serviced. Even then, he was getting all mad, yelling he was going to be late.
      It was hard to resist the urge to just ask him what exactly he wants me to do. The store is locked, I don't have the keys. He started lecturing me about 'having a good service mindset, and work ethic.' What was I supposed to do, break a window?! I'm sure my boss would appreciate me 'taking the initiative' and breaking into the shop.
      I finally realized he was just a horrible human being who thought of service employees as slaves or something when he said 'just because you are off the clock doesn't mean you don't have responsibilities.' That's basically the definition of off the clock, I am no longer working, I am a random person. Just because I have a job that happens to serve people doesn't mean I am obligated to do whatever a customer says, even when I'm not working.

    • @littlesparrow303
      @littlesparrow303 3 года назад

      Read the sign ~ Squid ward

  • @hay9147
    @hay9147 3 года назад +361

    “eat pizza like a cookie” yes

    • @renameagain5808
      @renameagain5808 3 года назад +5

      Eat cookie like a pizza

    • @mohamedwaititi6192
      @mohamedwaititi6192 3 года назад

      Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

    • @iexistig
      @iexistig 3 года назад +1

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 oh god not another bot...

    • @pencilRC1
      @pencilRC1 3 года назад +1

      @@mohamedwaititi6192 shut

    • @mariselag.7197
      @mariselag.7197 3 года назад

      @@renameagain5808 why

  • @RetroFox841
    @RetroFox841 11 месяцев назад +1

    2:17 If if I ever see a customer like this, I am turning the computer around and saying “Alright, have it your way.”

  • @qinjikofoxx5580
    @qinjikofoxx5580 Год назад +1

    "Do I look like someone who likes to work? Or do I look like someone who wants to wat a pizza like a cookie!?"
    I have never identified with a sentence more in my life.

  • @jellobassprawn
    @jellobassprawn 2 года назад +8542

    As someone who works in food service, if almost shipping drugs is the worst thing that happens at the UPS store, I think I’ll apply there.

    • @zoeroux4222
      @zoeroux4222 2 года назад +468

      Right, I've had a customer cuss me out and throw food on me for giving her a check 🥲

    • @lpsjewel
      @lpsjewel 2 года назад +22

      @@zoeroux4222 Oh Gosh, I hope your Supriors Kick her out(after she paid).

    • @choryllis6646
      @choryllis6646 2 года назад +485

      Same. Parents buying milkshakes with snickers in it and getting mad their kid with a peanut allergy had an allergic reaction.
      Management deciding to change the ingredients and only tells 1 cook so I almost kill someone who has a food allergy.
      Customers getting mad the food costs so much when the prices are right next to the food item's name.
      Customers trying to place orders over the phone when they haven't even looked at a menu. ("I want a burger and fries." "Ok, which one?" "Just the burger." "Ma'am, we have 15 different kinds of burgers. Which one would you like?")
      Another fun conversation I get to have is this one.
      "I want a burger."
      "Ok, we have 15 burgers. Which one?"
      "The cheeseburger."
      "All of them come with cheese. Which one?"
      "The classic burger."
      "Ok, we have 3 classic burgers. Which one?"
      "The quarter pounder."
      "All of them are quarter pounders. Which one?"
      "The Our Burger."
      I have this one multiple times a day every day I work.

    • @ranjitsharma5811
      @ranjitsharma5811 2 года назад +97

      @@choryllis6646 holy hell
      But you know
      "The customer is always right"

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 2 года назад +1

      @@ranjitsharma5811 More like the customer is always a moron

  • @annjrue
    @annjrue 3 года назад +13434

    The dislikes are from everyone who's tried to ship drugs at a UPS store and got stopped by a 16 year old.
    EDIT: Incredibly original replies, keep ‘em coming guys! /s

    • @norffillian497
      @norffillian497 3 года назад +171

      Omg, this would be such a nice plot for juvenile detective literature

    • @poof7499
      @poof7499 3 года назад +86

      Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing

    • @elmagicsquid8271
      @elmagicsquid8271 3 года назад +14

      It is what it is

    • @beeeans6662
      @beeeans6662 3 года назад +43

      @@poof7499 NOOOOOOOOOO IT HAS SPREAD

    • @somebodythattrulyexists28
      @somebodythattrulyexists28 3 года назад +8

      @@norffillian497 Thanks for the idea random person AKA "Norf"
      I will use that.

  • @yikeschel9977
    @yikeschel9977 Год назад +2

    I'll never forget working in retail and scanning all a customers things and I asked if she wanted to sign up for the app (because we had to ask) and she just said "no absolutely not my son works in IT and hes told me about what sorts of things these apps do". I didn't argue with her but I was trying so hard not to laugh

  • @TechRex37
    @TechRex37 23 дня назад

    “The customer is always right” is the shortened version of the phrase. The full phrase being “The customer is always right in matters of taste” meaning don’t judge people’s purchases

  • @beautifulnova6088
    @beautifulnova6088 3 года назад +5550

    "The customer is always right" isn't the full phrase. It's "The customer is always right in matters of taste."
    What this means is that if the customer wants to buy purple polkadot clown shoes, you sell them the shoes instead of trying to convince them not to. It does not mean that if the customer says the sky is green that they are correct.

    • @vioninjadogdb8428
      @vioninjadogdb8428 2 года назад +312

      and yet the "in matters of taste" was omitted in my Business Marketing class back in university for some reason.

    • @cockroachrtxoff6045
      @cockroachrtxoff6045 2 года назад +88

      That really makes me a tiny bit more into the fact that I'm most likely going to get a unfulfilling job that pays me barely anything...thanks.

    • @darkminer14
      @darkminer14 2 года назад +97

      The proper phrase is, "The customer always thinks they are right." Or atleast those of us in customer-service know that's the proper phrase.

    • @c.d8
      @c.d8 2 года назад +104

      I bet the person who shortened it was a customer

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 года назад +12

      that makes so much sense

  • @connorsmith2205
    @connorsmith2205 3 года назад +669

    The dislikes are the people who tried to ship the “illicit substances”

    • @Lava_Zoid
      @Lava_Zoid 3 года назад

      Lol 😂 also one question do u like epic battle animation or funny animation?

    • @harmonybade324
      @harmonybade324 3 года назад +1

      I got then through an airport once :O Three times, actually.

    • @cheri8832
      @cheri8832 3 года назад +1

      @@harmonybade324 i don’t know whether you should be proud of that 🧍‍♀️

    • @harmonybade324
      @harmonybade324 3 года назад +1

      @@cheri8832 Eh, I am anyway. :)

    • @shadykiwi4140
      @shadykiwi4140 3 года назад +1

      Its not even that hard tho. something airtight, like those tupperware with the rubber sealy majigger, then just pack it with some other shit. like a book or two. easy

  • @ARandomGuyVR
    @ARandomGuyVR 9 месяцев назад +1

    Icecreamsandwich is one of my top three favorite channels on youtube

  • @ApeiriophobicGD
    @ApeiriophobicGD Месяц назад +1

    "stop eating the french fries"
    *proceeds to eat the fries*

  • @sn1p1n
    @sn1p1n 3 года назад +1554

    “I don’t care about onions”
    Onion: *starts crying*

    • @hopesndreams5033
      @hopesndreams5033 3 года назад +20

      me with a knife: *starts crying*

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 3 года назад +8

      Think of the ogers man

    • @pretzel9945
      @pretzel9945 3 года назад +6

      e x a c t l ly

    • @vari1535
      @vari1535 3 года назад +14

      How the turntables...

    • @lilyo3o759
      @lilyo3o759 3 года назад +6

      I was just about to say what the comment about me said.

  • @theplutonium_
    @theplutonium_ 3 года назад +152

    "Here's some advice: If you wanna ship drugs, *DONT"*
    Amazing advice. I will take it in mind

  • @Mr_JarGaming.brothers
    @Mr_JarGaming.brothers 10 месяцев назад

    I’ve Ben down a lot some days there for I decided to watch you you inspire me and made me happy and your the most funniest person I ever watched

  • @thomasmusleh4049
    @thomasmusleh4049 Месяц назад +1

    There is part in that saying "the customer is always right" that people forget. The full quote is "The customer is always right in matters of Taste" meaning if a customer thinks they look good in a silly hat, do not correct them.

  • @blancajannetaguilar7345
    @blancajannetaguilar7345 3 года назад +243

    “YOUR MEAN”
    *throws customer out the window*

  • @koy672
    @koy672 3 года назад +2017

    "I dont care about onions"
    *Draws a Garlic*

    • @milkyyyyway
      @milkyyyyway 3 года назад +40

      Artist 🎨

    • @cyb3rgh0st19
      @cyb3rgh0st19 3 года назад +69

      Makes sense he don't care bout onions so he drew garlic or he was just drawing garlic?

    • @koy672
      @koy672 3 года назад +10

      @@cyb3rgh0st19 it must be an clue on when the world will end

    • @cyb3rgh0st19
      @cyb3rgh0st19 3 года назад +3

      @@koy672 Must be

    • @alternateview8971
      @alternateview8971 3 года назад

      He is a self proclaimed square brain

  • @harlembeatfreak
    @harlembeatfreak Год назад +1

    "I wanna go home" "*gasp* me too"
    mood

  • @dcyphyr
    @dcyphyr 2 года назад +2715

    "Are you open?"
    "Yes, but we won't let you in."
    "Why?"
    "Because we're closed."

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 года назад +71

      "yes, _sexually"_
      - grins seductively -
      *person about faces and retreats*

    • @africanofalltime
      @africanofalltime 2 года назад +33

      @@brovid-19 "what"

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 2 года назад +23

      @@brovid-19 "what"

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 2 года назад +19

      @@brovid-19 "what"

    • @hibesties
      @hibesties 2 года назад +17

      @@brovid-19 “what”

  • @Jimnmny
    @Jimnmny Год назад +3599

    The part where he goes “You’re mean!” And then he throws the guy out the window, I fully respect

  • @mickeyivy19
    @mickeyivy19 11 месяцев назад +1

    I like the fact that "Ups" in German means "Oops" and as a child i thought "Hmm why are they called like that? Is it because they are very unfortunate or are they just bad at what they are doing?"

  • @grizzlybearpikachu8683
    @grizzlybearpikachu8683 8 месяцев назад +1

    I hate how relatable these experiences are😂

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 3 года назад +48652

    I like ur eyes

  • @The800429
    @The800429 3 года назад +226

    "I'M CRAZY, **unintelligible noises**"
    -Ice cream sandwich