sucks that danny was too busy eloping to be on the episode this week, but i think gage makes for a pretty good non-yugioh playing host for this non yugioh podcast
My former BiL was a huge car guy, but he was also so damn excited for the day he could get a minivan. He really really wanted to be the Dad who would drive his kids and all their friends around. I always found that admirable.
My Yu-Gi-Oh loving boyfriend recommended me this non-yu-gi-oh-podcast.. since 2 months I am looking forward for every Friday to listen to your podcast! Thank you for being that entertaining ☺️
Minivan story: The husband really said “my wife is being ridiculous for thinking the Mercedes is gonna break down and leave her and the kids stranded in the middle of nowhere so anyway I offered her my shitty Impala that breaks down constantly.”
You know, in shows when a character is obviously about to humiliate themselves into eternal shame I cannot keep watching the scenes and feel the need to get out of the room. Secondhand embarrassment feels so absurd, but honestly to me it is very real, and a thing that happens quite often.
46:52 - I loved our Dodge Grand Caravan i got the whole back row all to myself everytime. My parents drove that thing until I was halfway done with high school. Sadly, never got to drive it.
The thing is, she could still gets the desert. Just like, get it to go, don't take pictures. You can eat it in the train or in the hotel. It may not be as picturesque but it's a good compromise
Let me just say, DO NOT BUY MERCEDES CARS OR SUVS! They are some of the most unreliable cars you can possibly buy. Mercedes parts are also very hard to come by and are extremely expensive to repair. One of my coworker friends used to have an older Mercedes and god damn the amount of mechanical issues with that car was insane. They might look luxurious, but the reliability, on top of the resale value of most Mercedes is also really terrible, so if something happens to the car and you want to sell, prepare for that car to be worth basically nothing
Dude I popped off when I heard Joseph decided to have the husband's follow-up post, I was so excited. And automatically this guy is validating that because Jesus Christ, what a clown.
you could really say it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv, but where are those all good fashioned values on which we used to rely?
Folks aren't talking enough about the 2nd one cause, let me tell you, that bad timing issue is only going to continue unless you nip it right here. With the STRONGEST evidence that you need to account for extra time. My wife used to be like this. "Oh it's 20 minutes away, its at 6:20, we can leave at 6", while I'd always have us get ready to go at 5:30. At first she'd be frustrated and insist we had enough time. After the first year (we got married during Covid, not many chances to really contest it), we were in constant situations where we'd arrive 30-40 minutes late to events, because we left when she said we could OR she took longer to get ready than she thought. It took a long time, and her recognizing the issue, to finally get her to account for time. This lady is looking for advice on if she was wrong for the dessert, when by her wording she has utterly missed the issue. It's that she didn't account for the travel time, and dessert prep time, and that the bf had so they would be able to enjoy the journey to the station. I hope the comments go into this issue and she recognizes it, cause otherwise this girl is literally going to be late to her own wedding.
We need a joke episode containing ONLY of scenarios regarding MBT and LVK and MBT non ironically going everytime "yeah I think the other guys the asshole here"
A vehicles purpose is to get you from point A to point B, Safely, with all the stuff you need to bring. If your car is to small, so need a bigger one, If its not safe, you need a safer one. IF the Car can't fulfil its purposes, It is a hunk of metal that costs you Money. If you need a truck to do truck work? Truck, If you need a minivan? For the love of all that is holy, Just get a minivan!
As someone who is NB and LOVES vaseline but doesn't like chapstick, it's not because I think it's like, unmanly of me, that would be stupid. I just don't like the artificial flavoring in chapstick, but I think the petrol oil feels and smells nicer. So I kind of get where he's coming from? Still dumb to frame it using gendered language though.
On the conversation in the first story. I've found how raunchy TV and movies can be to be really frustrating. I'm ace and find sex pretty gross and repulsive, so it kind of feels like engaging with any media that isn't like, meant for kids is like walking in a minefield. Really annoying.
My SO is like the woman in the first post, but with animal cruelty/harm. The second it looks like an animal is being hurt in a T.V. show it is turned off in milliseconds.
"Non-card game podcast" and Joseph still calls the dessert "Tiaramisu"
Thanks for having me again boys :)
I haven't heard the patreon casts, so this was my first chance to see you on this, you slot in great :)
Would love to hear from you more often!
HOLY FUCK! It's the guy
You were great!
sucks that danny was too busy eloping to be on the episode this week, but i think gage makes for a pretty good non-yugioh playing host for this non yugioh podcast
Its his honeymoon actually, he just doesnt know it yet
A shame we'll never see him again after Leah locks him in her basement forever
"I don't have a fragile masculinity, but here's some reasons I'm afraid people will think I'm girlie"
When will we have CouncelLogs?
Took me a week to realize the name 😂
love Joseph laughing when he said a sentence very close to "violence in movies and sex on tv"
gage put a lot of power behind that "queer"
My former BiL was a huge car guy, but he was also so damn excited for the day he could get a minivan. He really really wanted to be the Dad who would drive his kids and all their friends around. I always found that admirable.
back here after dueltaining :3
Wow we need Gage on every few weeks or so, this man is just the funniest thing ever
This title really is something only Gage could answer
I'm surprised on the second one nobody was just going "get that shit to-go and eat it on the train."
Nah, Tiramisu would probably get messed up if you take as a to-go unless it's the serving is on a tightly sealed cold tub.
Joseph pronouncing it “Tiaramisu” is hilarious
first time he said it i was like "that's a very funny slip-up", by the end of the segment i was like "oh my god. he does not know how to say tiramisu"
the madolche brain rot is strong
on the 3rd story
wife: gives correct description of husband
husband: let me give MY perspective
me: oh so hes not just the ahole, hes THE ahole
My favourite kind of poster is the one who comes in to set the record straight and just corroborates the story.
GAGE WTF, this is truly your place to be. Awesome episode
The titles always let me know this is gonna be a good episode
My Yu-Gi-Oh loving boyfriend recommended me this non-yu-gi-oh-podcast.. since 2 months I am looking forward for every Friday to listen to your podcast! Thank you for being that entertaining ☺️
I love how the moment she mentions taking pictures of the tiramisu everyone instantaneously turns against her even harder
including me
Minivan story:
The husband really said “my wife is being ridiculous for thinking the Mercedes is gonna break down and leave her and the kids stranded in the middle of nowhere so anyway I offered her my shitty Impala that breaks down constantly.”
You know, in shows when a character is obviously about to humiliate themselves into eternal shame I cannot keep watching the scenes and feel the need to get out of the room. Secondhand embarrassment feels so absurd, but honestly to me it is very real, and a thing that happens quite often.
46:52 - I loved our Dodge Grand Caravan i got the whole back row all to myself everytime. My parents drove that thing until I was halfway done with high school. Sadly, never got to drive it.
I enjoy Joseph and his humor, I just wish Jordan or Danny would host an episode. Hell, even this other weirdo guy would be fun.
23:45 a wise gooner once wrote "perfection is the new normal"
DOG I FORGOT THERE'S PATREON EPISODES I'M LITERALLY SUBBED TO THE PATREON
sir cmon lmfao
When I lived in Michigan, there was a drive-in movie theater near me. They are amazing to this day.
Woah woah woah.... Gage is a triplet?!?!?
The thing is, she could still gets the desert. Just like, get it to go, don't take pictures. You can eat it in the train or in the hotel. It may not be as picturesque but it's a good compromise
Gage delivered that last line with a lot of emphasis…
Let me just say, DO NOT BUY MERCEDES CARS OR SUVS! They are some of the most unreliable cars you can possibly buy. Mercedes parts are also very hard to come by and are extremely expensive to repair. One of my coworker friends used to have an older Mercedes and god damn the amount of mechanical issues with that car was insane. They might look luxurious, but the reliability, on top of the resale value of most Mercedes is also really terrible, so if something happens to the car and you want to sell, prepare for that car to be worth basically nothing
the final post of this week had another update, I do hope you guys cover it next week
What is the update? I don't want to explore Reddit to find it.
I am sold on the dude wipes. I will give it a try. If it's not to expensive...
If this was a podcast with balls they would have pretended Gage was Danny the entire episode
Gage is a fucking triplet!?
been a long time since I've heard "maladaptive" used in a sentence
Danny needs to come in and do his Gage impression at the start of the next episode!
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Bottle Night mentioned: 4 episodes (one on patreon)
KILLS: 1
see ya next time :)
tag urself, i'm the bitch who misses the train for the sweets.
Italy mentioned! POG
also there's no way that the actual best tiramisù is in florence, that's cap
I own an impala. It is larger than thr pictures lead on. It could definitely fit 4 kids and soccer equipment.
I wish we plebeians could have the Patreon episodes, even if they come out one month after its release or so..
Me when they swap out the yugituber I like with another yugituber I like: This episode is UNWATCHABLE!
Shouting: "It was a COUNCEL of ROME!"
Dude I popped off when I heard Joseph decided to have the husband's follow-up post, I was so excited. And automatically this guy is validating that because Jesus Christ, what a clown.
18:07 the Gage F2P and Lois Griffin episode
I'm glad that they finally got rid of the DEI on this podcast
I fucking love Gage. He's so god damn funny.
Week 20 without a George Santos guest appearance. Gage was also great
You know, I've never actually thought about Gage's last name before
you could really say it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv, but where are those all good fashioned values on which we used to rely?
YES! YES! HE SAID IT! THANK YOU JOSEPH YOU TRULY ARE THE PEOPLE'S VOICE
Folks aren't talking enough about the 2nd one cause, let me tell you, that bad timing issue is only going to continue unless you nip it right here. With the STRONGEST evidence that you need to account for extra time.
My wife used to be like this. "Oh it's 20 minutes away, its at 6:20, we can leave at 6", while I'd always have us get ready to go at 5:30. At first she'd be frustrated and insist we had enough time. After the first year (we got married during Covid, not many chances to really contest it), we were in constant situations where we'd arrive 30-40 minutes late to events, because we left when she said we could OR she took longer to get ready than she thought. It took a long time, and her recognizing the issue, to finally get her to account for time.
This lady is looking for advice on if she was wrong for the dessert, when by her wording she has utterly missed the issue. It's that she didn't account for the travel time, and dessert prep time, and that the bf had so they would be able to enjoy the journey to the station. I hope the comments go into this issue and she recognizes it, cause otherwise this girl is literally going to be late to her own wedding.
gage is a triplet??!
Damn, it's my birthday and the Councel provides us a new video? Joseph, Jordan, and Danny really are 3 hot guys.
More Gage!
Dog has never changed the oil and coolant on his car, and has extremely chapped lips.
We need a WotC wife episode
We need a joke episode containing ONLY of scenarios regarding MBT and LVK and MBT non ironically going everytime "yeah I think the other guys the asshole here"
If she knew she was getting tiramisu why not just order it with the meal anyway. Especially with her bf warning her hey we are short on time
finding out gage is a triplet is wild also hearing gage say queer is really funny
A vehicles purpose is to get you from point A to point B, Safely, with all the stuff you need to bring. If your car is to small, so need a bigger one, If its not safe, you need a safer one. IF the Car can't fulfil its purposes, It is a hunk of metal that costs you Money. If you need a truck to do truck work? Truck, If you need a minivan? For the love of all that is holy, Just get a minivan!
As someone who is NB and LOVES vaseline but doesn't like chapstick, it's not because I think it's like, unmanly of me, that would be stupid. I just don't like the artificial flavoring in chapstick, but I think the petrol oil feels and smells nicer. So I kind of get where he's coming from? Still dumb to frame it using gendered language though.
Where new episode?
How insecure has to be this guy to be intimidated by CHAPSTICK!
10/10 no complaints
I love my mini van
Another banger episode
32:54 some people just have absolutely no understanding of time
GAGE IS A TRIPLET??
caught my ass off guard too bro two other gage's is scary
@@cxrrvptxd713 and did he say they're both sisters? 😳
Do you think the mini-van couple's marriage survived the election?
On the conversation in the first story. I've found how raunchy TV and movies can be to be really frustrating. I'm ace and find sex pretty gross and repulsive, so it kind of feels like engaging with any media that isn't like, meant for kids is like walking in a minefield. Really annoying.
Is Danny safe? Is he, alright?
He's on vacation in Japan
no. Our poor Latinx was kidnapped by a homewrecking harlot beyond the Pacific.
My SO is like the woman in the first post, but with animal cruelty/harm. The second it looks like an animal is being hurt in a T.V. show it is turned off in milliseconds.
it's not porn, it's HBO.
why did gage sound like that
Can you guys just kick Joseph off and keep Gage in his place?
GAGE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
29:02 wait... you're not?! But you're so pretty
16:36
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