Bill Burr - Naming A Kid Birdie

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  • Опубликовано: 16 авг 2015
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  • @theblitz7
    @theblitz7 5 лет назад +43

    “Why don’t you just call her truck stop whore” I’m crying 😂😂😂

  • @avereg_guy
    @avereg_guy 9 лет назад +156

    Lmao "Gertrude? What is she banging someone in the Gestapo?"

    • @KTKZon58
      @KTKZon58 8 лет назад +3

      I lost my shit at this😂😂😂

    • @shinystuffff
      @shinystuffff 8 лет назад +9

      I was sipping water at that line. Spit it all over the wall.

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 9 лет назад +139

    "WIN!! Win!! Godammit!!"

    • @masaksenja
      @masaksenja 5 лет назад +2

      Cracks me up every time 😂

    • @warp9wb
      @warp9wb 5 лет назад +3

      I laughed so hard that I literally had to stop doing anything, and take several deep breaths to collect myself

    • @maxd2215
      @maxd2215 Год назад

      Lost it here ;-)

  • @FyreNail2
    @FyreNail2 9 лет назад +62

    "...are you guys still listening to this?"

  • @braydenritchie1887
    @braydenritchie1887 8 лет назад +34

    "Toulouse...I saw that and my dyslexia just saw 'toolshed'" lmfao

    • @braydenritchie1887
      @braydenritchie1887 8 лет назад +1

      but really, who the fuck names their kid after an edm song? lmao

    • @rayhend100
      @rayhend100 4 года назад +1

      Toulouse Lautrec. French impressionist artist from the 1800s.

  • @BentNeatly
    @BentNeatly 8 лет назад +21

    Ok. That first 15 seconds, followed by him saying birdie. Fuck you..
    One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • @mazzak
    @mazzak 8 лет назад +41

    Oh my god just hearing Bill listing off these names is hilarious

  • @stanti
    @stanti 9 лет назад +83

    The name Cosmo only works when your last name is Kramer.

  • @0412lennon
    @0412lennon 6 лет назад +37

    I'm gonna name my kid Toolshed

  • @lukejamesbgn
    @lukejamesbgn 9 лет назад +47

    "Fridge".

  • @crypt0nym0ussec57
    @crypt0nym0ussec57 9 лет назад +7

    8:27 the best "Go Fuck Yaselves" I've ever heard from Burr.

  • @broseidionchieftain4515
    @broseidionchieftain4515 8 лет назад +11

    I woke my house up when he suggested "fridge" as a name lmao HAHAHAH

  • @JorgesUsername
    @JorgesUsername 3 года назад +5

    Bill Burr listing off names is funnier than a lot of these new Netflix "comedy" specials.

  • @HooverBeast
    @HooverBeast 8 лет назад +43

    birdie sanders...?

  • @spiderjump
    @spiderjump 8 лет назад +13

    Birdie the street fighter character.

  • @trevor_on_youtube2809
    @trevor_on_youtube2809 3 года назад +4

    When he said the name “Mortimer” I immediately wanted to start a new Skyrim save and make that my characters name.

  • @degenererad
    @degenererad 9 лет назад +13

    Win! WIN GODDAMIT man im dying

  • @andyb1336
    @andyb1336 9 лет назад +5

    I almost choked laughing at fridge.

  • @parranoel
    @parranoel 3 года назад +2

    “Gertrude. Jesus Christ what is she banging someone in the fucking Gestapo?” 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @blklrd7932
    @blklrd7932 4 года назад +4

    I wish I would have heard this before yesterday. Just named my kid Birdie Alabama Applesauce.

  • @Smegma007
    @Smegma007 9 лет назад +11

    Imao. I googled it as he was speaking and following the page as he went. It's fun!!!

    • @ktmorrr2175
      @ktmorrr2175 9 лет назад +2

      Smiling Badger lol same here.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 9 лет назад +1

      +Smiling Badger haha same...

  • @theslimeylimey
    @theslimeylimey 9 лет назад +97

    I think Michael Jackson naming his kid Blanket has to be up there for worse name of all time. The poor kid recently changed it after years of bullying.

    • @mikelarock4716
      @mikelarock4716 9 лет назад +3

      theslimeylimey
      his name is actually Michael jr, I guess he just changed his nickname

    • @fightstar62
      @fightstar62 9 лет назад +7

      +Joel W id take that inheritance for any of those fuckin names lol

    • @nathanmccaffrey3169
      @nathanmccaffrey3169 8 лет назад +5

      +theslimeylimey check out frank zappa's kids names, he named his son dweezil

    • @SoNoFTheMoSt
      @SoNoFTheMoSt 8 лет назад

      +theslimeylimey agreed, didnt know he changed it tho.

    • @SoNoFTheMoSt
      @SoNoFTheMoSt 8 лет назад

      +Nathan McCaffrey dont forget moon ahmet and diva

  • @anonymousbo0318
    @anonymousbo0318 Год назад +1

    He named his kid Lola, he doesn't have much ground to stand on here

  • @pecazp
    @pecazp 9 лет назад +2

    "Lampy." I died. :D

  • @wquarton
    @wquarton 9 лет назад +8

    Bill you should consider doing a hockey podcast during the NHL season. I could see it being super popular in Canada

    • @antonydrossos5719
      @antonydrossos5719 6 лет назад

      I'm a Canadian that actually doesnt give a shit about hockey, but I'd listen to that

  • @phillykid4281
    @phillykid4281 8 лет назад

    i love bill's rants

  • @matthewlong2667
    @matthewlong2667 5 лет назад +1

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard

  • @MrTinTinTinny
    @MrTinTinTinny 9 лет назад +2

    "Was I too harsh this week on people?"
    You can never be too harsh on people.

  • @RossBoland1
    @RossBoland1 3 года назад +1

    "bad mitten" 1:52 😂

  • @paulyclos19
    @paulyclos19 8 лет назад

    This is great!

  • @CombatLegsVIDS
    @CombatLegsVIDS 8 лет назад +1

    Lmfao when he said Mortimer hahahahaha

  • @marioll.7935
    @marioll.7935 5 лет назад +1

    Bill Burr is the greatest comedian

  • @tonysmith5564
    @tonysmith5564 6 лет назад

    Win... Win god damn it!

  • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
    @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide 9 лет назад +2

    ".. scurvy & all that horse shit." haha

  • @zekemcfly5223
    @zekemcfly5223 9 лет назад

    you kick ass dude! keep it up.

  • @mr.thekidd498
    @mr.thekidd498 3 года назад +3

    ...my sister is named Birdie. She's named after my grandmother. Lol.

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 6 лет назад +6

    TOOLSHED!

  • @seamusosullivan6128
    @seamusosullivan6128 5 лет назад

    This is the funniest thing ever istg

  • @fe5018
    @fe5018 5 лет назад

    1:13 "Give her a pretty name!!!" 🤣

  • @KevinLopez-jf5ys
    @KevinLopez-jf5ys 2 года назад

    Ol' Birdie Burr

  • @musictest9999
    @musictest9999 9 лет назад +8

    yup naming my kid BLANCH

    • @pgorodiloff
      @pgorodiloff 5 лет назад

      Nataly RAW if you have four daughters you can go to town with Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia

    • @anonnona6940
      @anonnona6940 4 года назад

      Then dont be surprised if they go all Tyler Hadley on ya

  • @hieuto5183
    @hieuto5183 8 лет назад +4

    I think this dude just want to fuck with Bill's reading ability

  • @selfishstockton6123
    @selfishstockton6123 7 лет назад +13

    Mortimer actually sounds like a badass name to me. Like a WW2 hero or something

  • @MichiruPoster
    @MichiruPoster 9 лет назад +11

    lmao

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 3 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious

  • @BelieveInTheShi3ld
    @BelieveInTheShi3ld 7 лет назад

    Toolshed!! hahahaha

  • @Marcus-gh8bh
    @Marcus-gh8bh 4 года назад +1

    “Ugh, you can just feel their itchy clothes”

  • @jolie08
    @jolie08 9 лет назад

    "Win!?! WIN, GODDAMMIT!!" - fucking died :'D

  • @homiefromtheset7786
    @homiefromtheset7786 8 лет назад +4

    Nah, you name him ACE Eagle, because he was conceived during a Hole in One.
    or Birdie... if you pulled out because of the weather and somehow got it in during the second stroke. No gimmes!

  • @icedice6393
    @icedice6393 5 лет назад +3

    I met a kid with the name Bluejay. His parents were hippies. My first name is Forrest and that's bad enough, especially cause I grew up in the 90s/00s

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 7 лет назад +1

    "Fuck names their kid Hawk?"

  • @Anonymity680
    @Anonymity680 Год назад +1

    He is naming his daughter Birdie and his big concern is that the initials will read out BUG 😂

  • @paulyclos19
    @paulyclos19 8 лет назад +1

    As soon as he said he was trying to think of a hippie name I thought of "Flower".

  • @jamesmass1583
    @jamesmass1583 3 года назад +1

    Kids names now are. Nicknames and dog names. Can't wait to see Grandpa Skylar

  • @lizzieceltics
    @lizzieceltics 8 лет назад +29

    My dog's name is Birdie. After Larry Bird.

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 5 лет назад +3

      That's cute

    • @booradley6673
      @booradley6673 5 лет назад +2

      Lizzie Ruffell that’s a great name for a dog though

  • @dallassylvestre7209
    @dallassylvestre7209 4 года назад

    That “FUCK YOU” part made me laugh so hard

  • @frodeselasvassenden446
    @frodeselasvassenden446 7 лет назад +16

    He farts at 1:41

    • @ejfunny
      @ejfunny 7 лет назад +3

      Irate Killa lmao i heard it

    • @zee4125
      @zee4125 7 лет назад +1

      Good ear lol.

    • @chrisdaly6355
      @chrisdaly6355 5 лет назад +2

      ole Billy bum burp

  • @yosef5276
    @yosef5276 5 лет назад

    This shit had me rolling lol Fucking birdie hahahahaha

  • @warmachine68
    @warmachine68 5 лет назад +4

    Didn't know Daniel Bryan was a listener

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 4 года назад +1

      Lmao mte

  • @jerrytheracecardriver1100
    @jerrytheracecardriver1100 5 лет назад +4

    If I ever have a son, his name will be Thaddeus, cause it's a badass name XD

  • @ekanshnigam
    @ekanshnigam 3 года назад

    "FRIDGE"

  • @sammyboy7163
    @sammyboy7163 8 лет назад +3

    I died at Mortimer

  • @pgorodiloff
    @pgorodiloff 5 лет назад

    Blanche for the win

  • @Sporacle
    @Sporacle 4 года назад

    "What is she bangin someone in the Gestapo??" Fucking dead

  • @bob4919
    @bob4919 9 лет назад +3

    Milt is fish spunk.

  • @EricFolmz
    @EricFolmz 8 лет назад

    bill reads like opie

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 4 года назад +1

    Scarlett Johansson was named Birdie in The Man Who Wasn't There

  • @doomnarok
    @doomnarok Год назад

    Can't wait for the action movie where they have to negotiate Ransom for ransom

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 6 лет назад

    3:22 anyone naming their kid "Oswald Oswin " is a BLATANT Doctor Who fan...
    Jus'sayin'...

  • @GrotesqueGeisha1
    @GrotesqueGeisha1 5 лет назад

    "Lampy"

  • @ghettotrash1228
    @ghettotrash1228 4 года назад

    Birdie is also a street fighter character

  • @hostility3404
    @hostility3404 2 года назад

    Naming my son Lampy

  • @eddietat95
    @eddietat95 3 года назад

    "Ebineazer"

  • @naveenkala2914
    @naveenkala2914 7 лет назад

    name him birdie Nam nam

  • @ericsigginssr
    @ericsigginssr 5 лет назад

    I went to school with a Chinese kid with the best name ever .....wi win
    We win was a nerd that we used to get high and he would call his mom crying u ain't seen nothing till u seen a guy with complete 100 percent chinese face blazed out of his skull standing in the corner singing more that I can give
    The jane jenson song

  • @andersonash9059
    @andersonash9059 3 года назад

    Me n father’s name is Alfred. But we go by Anderson. Well he goes by Andy. Almost to the point we forget our 1st name is even Alfred. Like a Doctor’s Office.

  • @thyde9535
    @thyde9535 5 лет назад

    Dirty Birdy! x100
    Kids are ROUGH.

  • @absharma555
    @absharma555 5 лет назад

    Tool shed lol

  • @plawkzer
    @plawkzer 8 лет назад

    5:34

  • @nickdipaolofan5948
    @nickdipaolofan5948 6 лет назад +3

    I HATE how selfish parents name their kids these stupid names. My daughter asked to get her ears peirced (she is 6) and I said no. She said, "but Hadley's parents let her get them pierced" and I said, "well, but her name you can tell they have horrible judgement"

  • @derek5168
    @derek5168 Год назад

    Must of got the idea 💡 after seven costanza

  • @alliedatheistalliance6776
    @alliedatheistalliance6776 8 лет назад +1

    To me Birdie is the dude from Street Fighter

  • @RNDMID
    @RNDMID 3 года назад

    HEron. heRON?!

  • @kodyepidemic
    @kodyepidemic 4 года назад +1

    This is either Daniel Bryan or a Daniel Bryan fan lol

  • @tonyg2036
    @tonyg2036 4 года назад

    M. Jackson named his kid blanket

    • @jeffreypearce9572
      @jeffreypearce9572 3 года назад

      Michael jackson could pay for a different personal investigator to threaten every single person that made fun of his kid. It’s different haha

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 5 лет назад +1

    My initials are BJ (John Smith isn't my real name)

  • @phoenixbarnes55
    @phoenixbarnes55 7 лет назад +5

    Uhhh...Bill, your name is Bill. As in a form of currency. As in a legal affirmation. As in a financial obligation sent to people's houses that they usually hate to get.

  • @whitefox6277
    @whitefox6277 6 лет назад

    Lmao how about tide pod

  • @HittokiriBatosai
    @HittokiriBatosai 9 лет назад

    Can't believe he didn't comment on Cosmo

  • @brandonstanley5324
    @brandonstanley5324 Год назад

    Blanket

  • @nick3777
    @nick3777 5 лет назад

    Lampy or Fridge

  • @jct3439
    @jct3439 3 года назад

    3:06 Blanch? Who tf came
    up wit that😭

  • @IronHide3910
    @IronHide3910 3 года назад

    Old black people saying “hair-ron” instead of heroin is 100% accurate 😂😂

  • @mrjuderh5472
    @mrjuderh5472 8 лет назад +1

    ahaha i snorted at KC kasem

  • @Xojzk12
    @Xojzk12 9 лет назад

    HAHAHAHA Get over Heron and bring little Birdie

  • @mathiaslizm9561
    @mathiaslizm9561 9 лет назад +4

    Alot of Norwegian names there i noticed. If you're American, please give your kid an American name. It sounds weird when you give them a foreign name, because its not intended for English. If somebody here in Norway named their kid "Brad" that would be the weirdest thing ever.

    • @TiasAhlgreN
      @TiasAhlgreN 8 лет назад

      +Mathias Rask Ibland så fungerar det, dock.
      I vissa mer sällsynta fall så...
      Men jo du har en poäng där.
      ^^
      Ps. Fuck waffles

  • @Hammerite
    @Hammerite 5 лет назад +1

    i've heard plenty of people wanting to give their child a "unique" name. i swear some of those names look like they crashed a train into the alphabet.

  • @Viccatrix
    @Viccatrix 8 лет назад

    My name is Vex and my initials are V E X.. i think its kinda cool but feel like my parents wanted me to be a hipster or some shit, before it was even a thing at the time..

  • @venividivici1833
    @venividivici1833 7 лет назад

    i wanna name my kid Eric job (from bibles book of job) Obasohan. bad name or ??

  • @DanielSutfin
    @DanielSutfin 6 лет назад

    I knew a girl named ImaJune Bugg that's the truth. Bugg was the last name.