Bill Burr - David Letterman Emails Oh Jesus

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  • @wyansas
    @wyansas 10 лет назад +93

    I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 8 лет назад +140

    "The hardest part about being a stay-at-home mom, is being disrespected by everyone"
    Holy shit, that's the hardest part!? Shit, that sounds a lot easier than MY job.

    • @anthonymiller934
      @anthonymiller934 8 лет назад

      +claude “Cloud” cote enhance.

    • @calebmauer1751
      @calebmauer1751 7 лет назад

      I think he's saying that his job is worse because the worst part about being a stay at home mom is getting disrespected, but part of his job is worse than getting disrespected, therefore his job is worse. If max(a) d then max(a) < max(b)

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 4 года назад

      Security Guards are disrespected by most, and still have to work

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 Год назад

      Or you don't care about being disrespected.

  • @beautywbri7540
    @beautywbri7540 8 лет назад +71

    I'm a stay at home mom and I love it. it's stressful at times but it's the best bc I get to take care of my son and my man. I gotta manage the bills groceries doctor appointments pretty much handle the affairs of the household. it's a rewarding Job when everyone is together and happy. so I don't need the respect of others bc I know what I do is worthwhile and my kids needs me

    • @samsboxingexperiment2193
      @samsboxingexperiment2193 7 лет назад +14

      Britany B that's a great outlook. I'm sure ur a great wife and mother. We need more women like u

    • @dresef
      @dresef 7 лет назад +9

      Real layydee right here, guys. Keep doing you!

    • @anonnona6940
      @anonnona6940 5 лет назад +2

      More power to you lady. I am in the top engineering institutes of my country and if it wasnt for my mother to keep me in check and not letting me engage in life destroying shit teens today engage in, and my father's knowledge, I would've been fucked.

    • @franciscohcoronado4947
      @franciscohcoronado4947 5 лет назад +1

      God bless you, Britany

    • @Flickreaperbalmung
      @Flickreaperbalmung 5 лет назад

      We need more nuclear families. Good on you.

  • @AHighlander
    @AHighlander 6 лет назад +12

    'I am never appalled or OFFENDED by comedy that I see and hear. I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR!'
    Credibility firmly established, laydeee!

  • @UVtec
    @UVtec 10 лет назад +32

    Bill's maniacal laughter is the best and the worst at the same time. Hearing it in the dark alley would be the end of me =D

  • @mistacoz
    @mistacoz 10 лет назад +14

    Bill Burr has said many times something along the lines of -
    "Not only am I just a comedian, I'm a fucking moron. Nothing I say is researched so why do people take it seriously enough to be offended?"

  • @maximillianosaben
    @maximillianosaben 8 лет назад +49

    "Hanging out all day, making grilled cheese sandwiches. You're giving a puppet show, you dress like a dragon, and then some other adult comes home and gives you money."
    God bless this man. I don't know whether he is hilariously fu@&ed in the head or just the only sane person left on this planet.

    • @stasjovb
      @stasjovb 5 лет назад

      Also the "you're like a big kid part

    • @dibbadyda1728
      @dibbadyda1728 5 лет назад

      Why not both?

  • @amily961
    @amily961 10 лет назад +68

    What I think is one of the worst qualities is not being able to laugh at yourself.

    • @paulthoresen8241
      @paulthoresen8241 9 лет назад +9

      how dare you

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 8 лет назад +1

      so true..life is a breeze if you look for the humor in everything around you..especially laughing at yourself.

    • @MrSudanPresident
      @MrSudanPresident 7 лет назад

      supastar you are like me

  • @edmurphy361
    @edmurphy361 8 лет назад +4

    One of the funniest bill burr emails ever,I got tears ova here...

  • @darkartproductions
    @darkartproductions 13 лет назад +4

    "Are you guys ready for the credibility to be established?"

  • @autobot69000
    @autobot69000 13 лет назад +8

    "speaking in film noir"
    roflmao.

  • @Silken_Sound
    @Silken_Sound 12 лет назад +4

    THE OIL RIG PART WAS FUCKING FUNNY, HAD ME LAUGHING HARD HAHAHA emagine that flaming belly flop!!!

  • @TeamSleep
    @TeamSleep 10 лет назад +32

    Survive a plane crash but not in a good way.

  • @vindigregorio6697
    @vindigregorio6697 4 года назад

    The funniest Comedy is the TRUE Comedy that the average person thinks and is afraid to say. Thank God for Bill Burr and Comedians everywhere that touch on these topics and make most of us crack up laughing!

  • @lorenco425
    @lorenco425 11 лет назад +4

    oh jezus i am dying laughing here ahaha wakawaka

  • @mariazamora6824
    @mariazamora6824 10 лет назад +25

    i'll be blatantly honest. i wanna be a doctor no doubt, but when i hear about the 80+ hr workweek PLUS the studying PLUS having people's lives depending on me while being sleep-deprived during residency, i just want to punch any woman's face that says staying home.and taking care of the kids is hard.....

  • @fodidodearranjarnick
    @fodidodearranjarnick 11 лет назад +2

    boy, that first one escalated quickly

  • @toigatuning120
    @toigatuning120 4 года назад

    I some how clicked on this in my sleep and woke up laughing hysterically. Wow I needed that!

  • @theprodigalson4003
    @theprodigalson4003 7 лет назад +5

    I just had a thought. A single mum gets way more sympathy than a single dad does

  • @HittokiriBatosai
    @HittokiriBatosai 11 лет назад +1

    Haha, well reasoned and balanced response. I doff my hat to you, good sir!

  • @cgalvez22
    @cgalvez22 14 лет назад +1

    Great stuff. His bit about the Shark Dicks had me laughing my ass off as well.

  • @flappy7373
    @flappy7373 4 года назад

    That went right off the rails like a Prius that just won't stop.
    LOL. It's funny on several different levels.. hahaah

  • @Sefearion
    @Sefearion 6 лет назад +4

    7:25 : "Oh jesus >:D"

  • @stevehrz84
    @stevehrz84 13 лет назад +1

    "Didn't the fucking comedian get shot in his gut during Scarface?" That is a great point lmao.

  • @donsolos
    @donsolos 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit this clip is 10 years old?! I've definitely heard this one before

  • @lalalalice
    @lalalalice 12 лет назад +1

    the scarface comedian bit was too much hahahahaaaa

  • @JackBNimbleify
    @JackBNimbleify 13 лет назад +2

    "You think you know what it's like to be disrespected, you apron wearing son of a bitch?!" LMAO.

  • @stevethomas74
    @stevethomas74 8 лет назад +1

    I lost my faeces at the "Bob the Builder" line

  • @icemediapro
    @icemediapro 9 лет назад +2

    Bill Burr is a genius

  • @zeroeffects88
    @zeroeffects88 12 лет назад +3

    Women and comedy rarely mix.

  • @stevecassell
    @stevecassell 8 лет назад +4

    23 skidoo!

  • @bethedwards6252
    @bethedwards6252 8 лет назад +2

    Oh, dude that is fucking hillarious! You deserve the worst for disagreeing with someone... and now you're on fire, hahahahah

  • @anonchen7656
    @anonchen7656 8 лет назад +5

    you're deaf.. and on FIRE. [..] 3-4 degree burns in SALTwater.. going out of your way here! =D

  • @plawkzer
    @plawkzer 8 лет назад +4

    6:56 ol' billy's balls dropped

  • @MrJMDillon1984
    @MrJMDillon1984 14 лет назад

    Hilarious as usual, thanks for the post

  • @Camel76
    @Camel76 7 лет назад +2

    Most single parents bring the problems on themselves.

    • @willg7540
      @willg7540 5 лет назад

      He's not even talking about single parents, he's talking about stay at home mothers. Try actually listening to the content before you make a horribly offensive and ignorant comment.

  • @promizeband
    @promizeband 5 лет назад

    Lmao 😂 Bill is the best

  • @MoneyIsSilver
    @MoneyIsSilver 14 лет назад

    when I was listening to his Letterman bit, I imagined a bunch of guys laughing their asses off, and chicks getting all pissed...lol

  • @Sinekyre14
    @Sinekyre14 14 лет назад

    Hilarious. Love him.

  • @mbelma6329
    @mbelma6329 11 лет назад +1

    World's biggest flaming bellyflop!

  • @austinpowers9340
    @austinpowers9340 3 дня назад

    I hope at least one of these was trolling him 😂

  • @vaxan5126
    @vaxan5126 11 месяцев назад

    What's funny is she wrote that email while watching bob the builder

  • @swingAE86
    @swingAE86 13 лет назад

    PRIUS BURN!!

  • @boblbert
    @boblbert 10 лет назад +1

    i fucked that up but you get it

  • @jeremysmith5670
    @jeremysmith5670 5 лет назад +1

    Who else thought David letterman actually emailed

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 12 лет назад +1

    Yes some, not all women do take themselves seriously.

  • @753rohit
    @753rohit 7 лет назад

    However, ...."ohh geshush" XD

  • @theMondayMorningPodcastClips
    @theMondayMorningPodcastClips  14 лет назад

    @MoneyIsSilver Haha..me too

  • @Brevspread
    @Brevspread 10 лет назад

    I would hate to jump into salt water with third-degree burns. --Brev Spread Magazine

  • @kingpin6989
    @kingpin6989 7 лет назад +2

    I'll never understand why people can't just ignore content they don't like. I hate Apple so I don't buy Apple products. Simple.

  • @grayson901
    @grayson901 12 лет назад +1

    I can't believe that these women get offended by Bill's trashing of stay at home moms. But they're ok with mass murder and the rest of his act.

  • @publius5128
    @publius5128 5 лет назад

    As someone that was a stay-at-home DAD with my second son...Bill is 100% spot on. Women bitching about it are like the fucking rich kids who turn 16 and get a Mustang from their dad as a gift, and then weep copiously because it's the V6 and not the 8. Unbelievable levels of disconnection from reality. One of the best spans of time in my life. That woman that cried about it and went off on Bill is a right proper numpty.

  • @cptbrentify
    @cptbrentify 12 лет назад +1

    Bill burr is the funniest mo fo on the planet bob the builder 8 thousand × lol

  • @moflyboyblanquito541
    @moflyboyblanquito541 8 лет назад

    Phil nor? I have a friend that always says that but I never knew where he got it. Who is he?

  • @mrGAMEINFORMATION
    @mrGAMEINFORMATION 6 лет назад

    Lmao i find it hilarious when people like someome til a joke somewhat applies to them then its like nah not cool

  • @jimlahey2461
    @jimlahey2461 8 лет назад

    People who have to go out of their way to say how secure they are about any matter are the most insecure about whatever they write about. If they truly were nonchalant about it they wouldn't give the time of day after they heard it.

  • @KingOfPie
    @KingOfPie 13 лет назад +1

    Haha, every can laugh at someone else's misfortune until it comes around to their's then it becomes serious hour. = |

  • @boblbert
    @boblbert 10 лет назад +6

    well bill is still rich and your still a stay at home mom..so what have gained here..jerks get rich and u gotta clean up your kids puke..enough said

  • @CYMotorsport
    @CYMotorsport 3 года назад

    So Tim pool? 0:56?

  • @metallicrazy8891
    @metallicrazy8891 10 лет назад +10

    That wasn't funny at all, and I have a GREAT sense of humor.

  • @cptbrentify
    @cptbrentify 12 лет назад +1

    That's what happens when people don't get bullied they grow up soft. Survival of the fittest my older siblings kicked my arce

  • @amurizon
    @amurizon 3 года назад

    Whether it's physical danger or emotional drain, all jobs have their challenges. But if some people insist on making this a pissing contest about disrespect, I think sports referees win.

  • @ct5
    @ct5 11 лет назад +1

    You apron-wearing, sheltered son of a bitch!!! - Quote of the Decade

  • @ProJanitor
    @ProJanitor 12 лет назад

    so much for all that college education, huh?

  • @deanonewton8704
    @deanonewton8704 7 лет назад +1

    Bill tells it how it is and the offended laydeeees just make his point for him with their bullshit Emails 😂😂😂

  • @fotm07
    @fotm07 6 лет назад

    and i’m a democrat!

  • @anthonydavtyan1989
    @anthonydavtyan1989 6 лет назад

    If you have time to sit there and write a rant to a comedian about shit, you have too much time on your hands, and your job’s easy enough.

  • @funtime840
    @funtime840 12 лет назад +1

    99.9% of women dont

  • @richard0shay718
    @richard0shay718 7 лет назад

    men turn women around and say "this is no place for a women" like they would for the youth n elderly. because we put ourselves 1st in front of danger. if not hes a coward

  • @MyronKapetanakis
    @MyronKapetanakis 5 лет назад

    Wow... What a hateful woman... Imaging her poor kids what kind of life they have...

  • @rayz0101
    @rayz0101 4 года назад

    I think these people have too much time on their hands to be able to write these puritanical rants.