The first time I heard that joke about the armadillo I swear I nearly threw up I was laughing so hard. It's just the stupidest thing to come out with coupled with the most serious expression that made it so funny I could barely breath. Then after15-20 minutes of me nearly dying over that joke, my brother unpaused the DVD and Dara came out with "Don't kick the fucking wildlife!!" and that was me away again for another 15 minutes. I'm very sad that I would never be able to go watch this brilliant man live, because I'd end up getting kicked out for laughing too hard at one joke and disrupting the entire thing XD
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And you'd then surely show up in one of his "#youhadtobethere" tweets :D
"Lift the board over the wave, or break the wave with the pointy end of the board. Don't do what I did, which was to hold the surfboard flat in front of me." I've done that a few times. Nearly died pretty much every time.
I was staying in Lexington Kentucky for a wedding. When I booked my hotel I did not realise that the US of A has not 1, not 2 but 3 towns called Lexington and on my arrival found that I had proceeded to book a hotel in Lexington Tennessee 200 miles away
Not so much a holiday, but a four day A-level geology field trip to the Dorset coast, our clueless geology teachers took us miles along an inaccessible (for a reason, as it turned out!) beach to look at some strata in the cliffs, little realising that we had encroached onto Military Of Defence land. A stray shell exploded in the shallow water less than twenty feet away from us, sending a column of splintered rock and water shooting into the sky. We stood there frozen for what seemed like eternity, then were swiftly ushered away by the teachers. They refused to discuss what happened for the rest of the trip.
I ran across the beach, into the ocean and dove head long into the waves! As everyone else ran out of the water because the life gaurds were shouting to get out of the water because they had seen sharks!! 😵
The last time I was in Tokyo, a friend and I went to a Patisserie just north of Akihabara and in Tokyo there are a lot of places that have glass sliding doors that open by tapping a little plate in the center. This place was one of those places, so as we went to leave, I touched the plate and the door opened. Before we left the store, the ladies behind the counter called out to thank us for coming in so I turned around to thank them. I spun back around and continued exiting the store, wrongly assuming the doors were still open. Walked straight into the glass door and fell back onto my butt. Luckily the door didn't break. I walked out of the patisserie to my friend bent over the sidewalk laughing at me
went on a sailing holiday in my early teens. sailed this puny little sailboat. at the end of the day had to go back to the landing near the hotel and had the wind at my back. the wind picked up a little and for a moment i thought "I'd better let out some sail" (instead of "lets get some sail in" and get better control.) it did go ok for a second and then the wind got hold of it, and with a mighty gust pushed the bow down and this little boat with me in it submerged like a submarine. I had to swim to shore, about 150m away, call the hotel and tell them i had just sunk their sailboat.... :(
When I was a toddler I went on holiday with my parents and grandparents and I never told my dad I needed to go the toilet my dad put me on his lap I pissed all over his lap
Took my clothes off and went to bed - on the lawn, outside my hotel...I still don't know what the ticket the Garda Civil gave me says, and frankly, I'm scared to look it up... ;)
I broke a circle K in Ubud, Bali. I was drunk and on shrooms. I didn't realise the shop was being renovated. When I went to open the glass front door, it came off it's hinges and smashed and half the front of the shop came crashing into the street! I ran like hell!
Couple of years ago Me and my fiancee were at a holiday park and for whatever reason I walked into the wrong caravan. I sat down and turned on the TV and I didn't even realise I was in the wrong one until an elderly couple came out of the bedroom. I shat myself and ran out the caravan and my fiancee was outside the caravan laughing her ass off
Well, it's no armadillo kicker, but I do have a MAD fookin holiday story. It's definitely the stupidest thing I've ever done on holiday: I went to a night club in the 90's with a group of Americans on Thanksgiving in Amsterdam, along with my mother, my grandfather, and their friends. The dynamic was wierd. And it got a lot weirder. The VIP room had a traditional American Thanksgiving feast. I was invited over by an American bouncer. We two had to sneak through the kitchen to get there. Didn't I fancy myself independent and rebellious? At the head of the table sat a very unwelcoming Jamaican man in a tall top hat. I was already high, so he looked like a nefarious cat in the hat to me. He shot me a grim look. I can take a hint, so I politely declined and excused myself. The tall, handsome, blue eyed American bouncer begged me to stay, saying: "don't worry about him, he's the big boss, but I told him you're cool". (Very odd. Like a bad after school special. I should have RUN away at that point.) They kept offering me turkey. I didn't want Turkey. I said "no thank you" about 4 times, before I finally took a little nibble, just to be polite. I realized quickly that they'd put some kind of PCP or something in the turkey. I spent the rest of the night speed walking and looking over my shoulder, truly believing I was the key witness in some sort of international espionage, and the kingpin of the Jamaican drug cartel had sent his esoteric, pretty boy spies after me. I felt as if I was in a sequel to the 1985 film White Nights, with Mikhail Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines. White Nights, Amsterdam. There I was, dramatically shuffling and grande jeté-ing in my mind, but awkwardly stumbling off into the night, in reality. It sounds funny, but I'm pretty sure I came within an inch of being sold into human trafficking that night. So it was more like I was in a spoof of the film Taken, the Amsterdam edition. Fortunately, I found my mother, who was on the other side of the kitchen, chatting with none other than THE Peter Dinklage! No kidding! I actually don't remember him at all, but my mother remembers him fondly. Apparently he's a very nice fellow, and he helped calm my mother down so she didn't kill me, for almost getting myself killed. (This was ages ago, before he was well known.) I still ask my mother how high SHE was herself that night- or how high she is now, that she thinks she was talking to Peter Dinklage. She beats me about the head & shoulders for the neck of myself. 🙆♀️🤣 We can laugh about it... now. Anyway, it was truly an insane night. If I were to tell this story on the show Would I Lie To You? I'm sure no one would believe me. I mean, they'd believe the dumb Anerican part, but maybe not so much the rest of it. But it's true. I still have flashbacks sometimes. 🥴
4 of us rode a 2 man sea bicycle...after a while going off shore we d put the water out with the crisp bags(oh yeah the steering thing wasnt working either , the damh thing was.a death trap) , after a while after the first while the front end of the fuckin thing went bluuuush *ABANDON SHIP*!
what i have done that was the stupidest: i jump on rock as a kid....and misjudged the distance between me a other rock...and a apple..landed with the fott straight on the apple crushing it. now this dose not sound stupid....until i tel that the apple was examend bye 5-7 bees....and i got 4-6 of there jabs. that was painful. otherwise most of my stupid chooses are done on" working days"
Thing is, I live somewhere where armadillos are invasive pests! My grandmother is at war with the armadillos who keep bloody burrowing in her daisies! It's funny, but here it's like... Tuesday! Dumbest thing I've done on holiday... I chucked a kumquat at an iguana once.
I may be wrong but I still think you can't monetize these videos due to the comic not being you. and you add 0 content to make the video better or different. so it surely can't fall under fair use. you'd probably make a fair Amount of cash from it aswell seeing as he is a big name
I'm a poor American. Wealthy Americans go on holiday. Poor Americans generally stay home. Some of us might pretend to go on holiday by renting a hotel room nearby, but that's about as close to holiday we ever manage.
0:47 don’t worry I speak Scottish she said
“I dropped my glasses into the sea”
Damn, I thought she said "I booted my glass of iced tea." So close!
The first time I heard that joke about the armadillo I swear I nearly threw up I was laughing so hard. It's just the stupidest thing to come out with coupled with the most serious expression that made it so funny I could barely breath. Then after15-20 minutes of me nearly dying over that joke, my brother unpaused the DVD and Dara came out with "Don't kick the fucking wildlife!!" and that was me away again for another 15 minutes. I'm very sad that I would never be able to go watch this brilliant man live, because I'd end up getting kicked out for laughing too hard at one joke and disrupting the entire thing XD
And you'd then surely show up in one of his "#youhadtobethere" tweets :D
Did you ever get to disrupt his show yet? xD
I snort laugh LOL could you imagine me at one of his shows 😂 😂
Broke my nose in Hawaii doing the exact thing Dara described with the surfboard. No joke
"Don't kick the fucking wildlife!" literally spat out my drink..
"Lift the board over the wave, or break the wave with the pointy end of the board. Don't do what I did, which was to hold the surfboard flat in front of me." I've done that a few times. Nearly died pretty much every time.
An Armidillo! I can't. I just can't. I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
It gets better. I know the guy who kicked the armadillo; he's a zoologist
Nessa Fitzgerald >.< lmao.
Why is there an asthmatic wolf howling over the outro?
Coz it's the emo chik
What it lacks in lung capacity it makes up in being dexterous enough to be able to use an inhaler
I literally dribbled at the "This is a bad day for me"
It's the look of utter shame at "I kicked an armadillo" for me 😆
Wildlife leader: Don't kick the fucking wildlife" 😂😂😂 or the armadillo going " this is a bad day for me" 😂😂😂
I was staying in Lexington Kentucky for a wedding. When I booked my hotel I did not realise that the US of A has not 1, not 2 but 3 towns called Lexington and on my arrival found that I had proceeded to book a hotel in Lexington Tennessee 200 miles away
Wikipedia has entries for 24 Lexingtons in the USA. You were lucky to get one of the closer ones.
...oh no...
That wolf howl at the end was unnecessarily terrifying!
How? It's just someone poorly imitating a wolf howl.
Well, maybe not *too* poorly, but still...
i was laughing so much but when i heard it was absolutely terrified
Peeeeeeeeeekaaabooooooooooooooo
Freaked my cat out as well
Had to stop this 4 times so I could stop crying and laughing so hard!!! Damn, is he funny!!!
dont remember this (i was drunk)... but tried to out-compete a belly dancer and ran most the way back to the hotel screaming "i'm a vampire!"
cian a didn't feel like it in the evening
+cian a you're
Hopefully for you there's no footage. That would be good for the rest of us, however.
That sounds like fuckin good time haha
Jesus Christ that howl made me jump.
In four months, no one has commented about how midnight wolf misspelled Dara O Briain's name two different ways? ;)
+Sam Marks You assume that people stop to read. Big mistake.
Dora O'Brain is my favourite comedian, what are you on about?
i scrolled down just as i realised it.. even though i watched 3 vids already
Dora O'Brain is my favorite scientist!
Well technically his name is Dara Ó Briain, so... ;-)
Threw a stone at a crocodile in Kenya.
And you attempted to piss off one of the deadliest predators on the planet... why?
MegaArmo97 how dd that go
Bloody hell, Paul Hogan.
snuck up on a zebra in Zambia
That's not stupid that's self defense, unless you use a boulder very ineffective self defense, but still...
Ha ha, loveit. Aahh, jeasus Dara, we Irish r s**te at surfing :D
Not so much a holiday, but a four day A-level geology field trip to the Dorset coast, our clueless geology teachers took us miles along an inaccessible (for a reason, as it turned out!) beach to look at some strata in the cliffs, little realising that we had encroached onto Military Of Defence land. A stray shell exploded in the shallow water less than twenty feet away from us, sending a column of splintered rock and water shooting into the sky. We stood there frozen for what seemed like eternity, then were swiftly ushered away by the teachers. They refused to discuss what happened for the rest of the trip.
I'm ill when watching this video and ill tell u what for like 15mins straight I forgot I was ill it was so funny especially the almardilo joke
"Team rocket's blasting off agaaaaaaiiiinnnn!"
Do Team Rocket allow armadillo's into their ranks?
@@gothnerd887 only as a animal slave they use to attack people
I'm going to see dara in October. I'm am so excited!
"Dropped my glasses in the sea!"
There's two things I find therians tend to have: amazing imaginations and a great sense of humor.
Point to the latter.
love dara and everybody who shared stupid things they had done.
I ran across the beach, into the ocean and dove head long into the waves!
As everyone else ran out of the water because the life gaurds were shouting to get out of the water because they had seen sharks!! 😵
I laugh so hard at this that I cry. Every time.
I put my hand over an active rice steamer.
i pushed a life guard into the pool cause he never helped me when i fell into the 3 metre pool
That wolf bit in the end almost made me shit in me pants mate
he is brilliant i wish i could sit in the front row of one of his shows.
I've been in a gig. My stomach hurt for 3 days afterwards
I'm crying at the armadillo
I love this man. So funny and smart. Come by to NZ :)
Thanks! It is 2:00 a.m. and I am going to go to sleep giggling.
I was laughing so hard I almost choked on my cookie
took a poo in the living room whilst drunk
HMgamingEXP14 That's incredible
My kind of guy.
How British are you
The last time I was in Tokyo, a friend and I went to a Patisserie just north of Akihabara and in Tokyo there are a lot of places that have glass sliding doors that open by tapping a little plate in the center. This place was one of those places, so as we went to leave, I touched the plate and the door opened. Before we left the store, the ladies behind the counter called out to thank us for coming in so I turned around to thank them. I spun back around and continued exiting the store, wrongly assuming the doors were still open. Walked straight into the glass door and fell back onto my butt. Luckily the door didn't break. I walked out of the patisserie to my friend bent over the sidewalk laughing at me
I walked into another family's caravan.......
Bloody excellent!
went on a sailing holiday in my early teens. sailed this puny little sailboat. at the end of the day had to go back to the landing near the hotel and had the wind at my back. the wind picked up a little and for a moment i thought "I'd better let out some sail" (instead of "lets get some sail in" and get better control.) it did go ok for a second and then the wind got hold of it, and with a mighty gust pushed the bow down and this little boat with me in it submerged like a submarine. I had to swim to shore, about 150m away, call the hotel and tell them i had just sunk their sailboat.... :(
Would that be the first flying armadillo?
What about those things jumping off the cliff at the start of Ice Age?
Left my passport in the taxi to the airport
Got so stoned I couldn't find the caravan so I slept behind a skip and found it the next morning. It was about 20 metres away.
I looked like an emo chick with all these tiny cuts on my legs. Brilliant.
Don't watch whilst eating 😂😂
When I was 6 or 7 years old I stuck my fingers in a blender. I still miss a part of my middle finger.
3:44 this really pissed me off
"... and then you go as well!"
Oh this is great to watch after a really, really shitty night
hahah i love being irish
+GTA5 3 times a week I love being literate from England.
It's a shame the real British think you're a Potato Digger like everyone else on the island.
Nobody gives a shit about what you think though.
Jumped through a glass table in Croatia
I feel like there's a story behind this...
Oh. If sleep misses me then I can smile for a while...such brilliant humour...
He made me spit the milk all over the table and floor.
I fell into one of those pits that fills up with grain on a farm whilst it was active 😑😑
When I was a toddler I went on holiday with my parents and grandparents and I never told my dad I needed to go the toilet my dad put me on his lap I pissed all over his lap
good thing you started with "When I was a toddler..."
So brilliant 😂😂😂
Stupidest thing iv done on holiday? A girl called Karen
Think she said "dropped my glasses in the sea "
Took my clothes off and went to bed - on the lawn, outside my hotel...I still don't know what the ticket the Garda Civil gave me says, and frankly, I'm scared to look it up... ;)
I broke a circle K in Ubud, Bali. I was drunk and on shrooms. I didn't realise the shop was being renovated. When I went to open the glass front door, it came off it's hinges and smashed and half the front of the shop came crashing into the street! I ran like hell!
Couple of years ago Me and my fiancee were at a holiday park and for whatever reason I walked into the wrong caravan. I sat down and turned on the TV and I didn't even realise I was in the wrong one until an elderly couple came out of the bedroom. I shat myself and ran out the caravan and my fiancee was outside the caravan laughing her ass off
Maybe the reason he kicked the armadillo is because they curl up into a ball?
"Don't kick the fookin’ wildlife!"
Well, it's no armadillo kicker, but I do have a MAD fookin holiday story. It's definitely the stupidest thing I've ever done on holiday:
I went to a night club in the 90's with a group of Americans on Thanksgiving in Amsterdam, along with my mother, my grandfather, and their friends. The dynamic was wierd. And it got a lot weirder. The VIP room had a traditional American Thanksgiving feast. I was invited over by an American bouncer. We two had to sneak through the kitchen to get there. Didn't I fancy myself independent and rebellious?
At the head of the table sat a very unwelcoming Jamaican man in a tall top hat. I was already high, so he looked like a nefarious cat in the hat to me. He shot me a grim look. I can take a hint, so I politely declined and excused myself. The tall, handsome, blue eyed American bouncer begged me to stay, saying: "don't worry about him, he's the big boss, but I told him you're cool". (Very odd. Like a bad after school special. I should have RUN away at that point.)
They kept offering me turkey. I didn't want Turkey. I said "no thank you" about 4 times, before I finally took a little nibble, just to be polite. I realized quickly that they'd put some kind of PCP or something in the turkey.
I spent the rest of the night speed walking and looking over my shoulder, truly believing I was the key witness in some sort of international espionage, and the kingpin of the Jamaican drug cartel had sent his esoteric, pretty boy spies after me. I felt as if I was in a sequel to the 1985 film White Nights, with Mikhail Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines. White Nights, Amsterdam. There I was, dramatically shuffling and grande jeté-ing in my mind, but awkwardly stumbling off into the night, in reality.
It sounds funny, but I'm pretty sure I came within an inch of being sold into human trafficking that night. So it was more like I was in a spoof of the film Taken, the Amsterdam edition.
Fortunately, I found my mother, who was on the other side of the kitchen, chatting with none other than THE Peter Dinklage! No kidding! I actually don't remember him at all, but my mother remembers him fondly. Apparently he's a very nice fellow, and he helped calm my mother down so she didn't kill me, for almost getting myself killed. (This was ages ago, before he was well known.) I still ask my mother how high SHE was herself that night- or how high she is now, that she thinks she was talking to Peter Dinklage. She beats me about the head & shoulders for the neck of myself. 🙆♀️🤣 We can laugh about it... now.
Anyway, it was truly an insane night.
If I were to tell this story on the show Would I Lie To You? I'm sure no one would believe me. I mean, they'd believe the dumb Anerican part, but maybe not so much the rest of it. But it's true. I still have flashbacks sometimes. 🥴
"I kicked an armadilo"
I... What?
I kicked an armadillo....
Didn't bring enough money to have a good time and bail myself out of jail
I jumped of a worktop (That I was sitting on.) and cut the bit in between my big toe and the one beside it, on an upside down, plastic, stool.
Got shot by my friend.
Hunting with Dick Cheney? (Old news, but still.)
5:35 *wheezing intensifies
I think she said I dropped my bucket in the sea but it very well could have been a signal to rise up
Glasses haha
glasses..
The stupidest thing that I did on vacation was going to an artsy city in Mexico for a month for two years in a row.
Swam through a swarm of jellyfish.
Were you actively thinking whilst you were doing this?
could someone translate the "political speech"
"dropped my glasses in the sea". there ya go :)
+SaviourInDistress thanks
Thank u
Have been officially living with a Glaswegian guy for too long now because I actually understood what was shouted lol!!
Swore they said "lost my virginity"
I threw a badger once, but that was at home so I guess it doesn't count.
That's what you get for going to Australia's worst tiniest beach.
What the fuck is that wolf sound??? Do u want to kill me?
I puked in the parking lot of a McDonald's.
kayjo101 my sister puked in the car on the book I was reading, just outside of Maccas-.-
4 of us rode a 2 man sea bicycle...after a while going off shore we d put the water out with the crisp bags(oh yeah the steering thing wasnt working either , the damh thing was.a death trap) , after a while after the first while the front end of the fuckin thing went bluuuush
*ABANDON SHIP*!
Which special is this from?
Hey, at least he wasn't any of them vacuous pricks from Vanuatu.
what i have done that was the stupidest: i jump on rock as a kid....and misjudged the distance between me a other rock...and a apple..landed with the fott straight on the apple crushing it. now this dose not sound stupid....until i tel that the apple was examend bye 5-7 bees....and i got 4-6 of there jabs. that was painful. otherwise most of my stupid chooses are done on" working days"
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Thing is, I live somewhere where armadillos are invasive pests! My grandmother is at war with the armadillos who keep bloody burrowing in her daisies! It's funny, but here it's like... Tuesday!
Dumbest thing I've done on holiday... I chucked a kumquat at an iguana once.
Sarah
That howl for your branding of channel full of atolen content is entirely unnecessary.
I left my apple charger in Mallorca
Jackgymlad Now what would need to charge an apple for? And does this charger not work on pears? Or other fruit and vegetables?
Now you ARE a bit of a character, aren't cha?
I may be wrong but I still think you can't monetize these videos due to the comic not being you. and you add 0 content to make the video better or different. so it surely can't fall under fair use. you'd probably make a fair Amount of cash from it aswell seeing as he is a big name
That's where you have the report button.
I'm a poor American. Wealthy Americans go on holiday. Poor Americans generally stay home. Some of us might pretend to go on holiday by renting a hotel room nearby, but that's about as close to holiday we ever manage.
I threw rocks at the lynx's at tanto park. it was stupid not because they got pissed off, oh no that was hillarious, but they kicked me out