Dara O Briain "They're F***D They're GONE They're DEAD" THIS IS THE SHOW Best Of | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 27 дек 2018
- Revisit Dara O Briain's hilarious 2010 show "This Is the Show", where he rants about video games and bitchy moms...
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"Oh, they're fucked, they're gone. They're dead." Had to watch that scene a few more times, fuck that was amazing. Cant stop laughing.
"How? How? HOw!?"
I know it was likely on purpose but that voice crack kills me everytime
Mister Wuss when is it???
@@timelessness5137 it's at 3:30
The Three Bears story always bothered me. First, I never understood why Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear didn't swap spoonsful of porridge and then stir. Second, why did they take a walk? That would only help Daddy Bear, and Baby Bear would come back to cold, lumpy porridge. These bears were clearly forced to live at the edge of the forest because the smarter bears didn't want them around.
Their grasp of thermodynamics leaves much to be desired yes XD
Also we are supposed to feel sorry for Goldilocks for being frightened when she broke in to someone's house, ate their food, broke their kid's furniture and was stupid enough to be in there asleep when said occupants got back.
The story shows that daddy bear got a huge helping, mommy bear a tiny helping, and baby bear a larger helping than mommy bear, probably because mommy bear was worried he should eat enough. It's a subtle point that makes the story better.
All that shows is that mummy bear has an eating disorder caused by relentless body-shaming in advertising media. A sad state of affairs. 🐻
8:00 You can absolutely be bad at watching movies and listening to albums. I know people who will watch an entire movie but have no idea what happened during the entire thing.
scientists call this group of people "girlfriends"
I live with her - shut up!
Dynamic Unreality right but the content doesn’t lock itself is his point
@@WinstonKillDeath It kinda does though; if you don't understand the message of a movie because it's too nuanced; then the content of it is "locked" from you. Just because you can see every frame. . . I mean, if you wanted to argue that isn't true for most movies released these days I wouldn't argue :p But I know that eg. my partners friend who has a film and media degree appreciates movies on so many more levels than I do :p
I'd argue that it doesn't apply to an album becuase the appreciation is more subjective, but for books and movies, you can absolutely fail to read it or watch it, even if you read and understood every word or saw every frame.
oh, you watch cinemasins too?
There's not enough *'s between the F and the D in the title, and that is annoying me far more than it probably should. I am fully aware I clearly have issues.
That's the reason I noticed this whole video. All I saw was a lack of a *. Turns out Dara's hilarious.
you noticed the missing * as well? first off, glad its not just me, second, if you have any of the other issues I have, apart from this one, I pity you
and finally, just in an attempt to see how many people have similar issues, i've made sure there are a few grammatical and spelling errors in what i've put
yeah, one of my issues is that i'm a dick :P
😂
Wow, I'm quite bothered by poor spelling on th internet, but you've taken that obsession to an impressive new level.
Just done a recount. 4 *'s and four letters missing. No problem there.
I was eating during the escalator story and almost choked on my food
Let me just clarify chewing then I started laughing and somehow I nearly choked
Are yous lot Salmon 😂
Book: What are the major themes of the book so far?
GCSE student: fuck knows
Book: *shuts*
3:33 Dara I though you were a physicist the cooling porridge is clearly down to surface area and insulating properties of the three bools. Mummy Bear's bowl clearly must have the greatest surface area to volume ratio or worst installation. Baby bear's is likely to be smaller that the others giving it the least surface area to volume but must not have as good insulation to that of daddy bear's bowl.
Also, that story Daddy bear is clearly in charge to the detriment of his family. The walk to cool porridge is clearly something the bears do regularly enough for Goldilocks to know the house would be empty at that time. Therefore, since baby bear's porridge is just right, mummy's is already cold but daddy's is still cooling before they come back; the length of walk is clearly being dictated by daddy to his benefit not his family's who are going to come home to cold porridge. I feel sorry for baby bear, not only has Goldilocks eaten his porridge broke his chair and slept in his bed (probably wetting it when she woke up to bears) but his parents are clearly going though a rough patch hence sleeping in separate beds. This is most likely brought on by daddy bear's controlling nature and reckless nature to leave the door unlocked. I am probably taking this joke about a fairy tale from a comedy show too seriously but it was only by thinking of the physics of porridge cooling that I came to the revelation of the dysfunctional family of bears.
*bowls
Good brain waffle. Xoxo
@@raysplace4792 thanks the second bit occurred to me as I was typing the first bit
You, I like you...
oh my god .Goldie Locks has now become a physics paper.
i love science in humour§ or what resembles science because he makes everything sound like a physics thesis!
he s a nerdy bold middle aged man, and i can t get enough of him :D
Love, from Tunisia
LOL! I was stuck on that exact mission for a week. That trek to the fight scene was like twenty minutes!
Looking at how Dara (who is 6'4") plays this scene out....just how TALL was this woman? Wowzers.
It's at least theoretically possible that, while eating his lunch at that particular restaurant, Dara could be sitting down.
@@beardedemperor Or he really IS that small and everyone else has just been shrunk in order to keep Dara nice and happy.
The part about the Beastie Boys is priceless!... And probably true! lol
"How How HOW"
I hope one day does an entire show based around games. I don't think anyones ever done that before.
It's a shame he didn't get very far into GTA IV, he'd have got to see Frankie
Only if he got the Lost and Damned DLC
I just realised that there shouldn't of been three beds in the three bears story. The marriage between Mother and Father bear not doing that well?
Have you ever seen a full-sized bear? Where on earth would you find a bed big enough to accommodate two of them?
ADerpyReality
Sleep number can get them two together now! Before they had comfort problems
They're obviously 1950's bears, when sex was just something you had to do if you wanted children, but otherwise should be avoided unless you wanted to be mistaken for a communistic hedonist^^
This made me spontaneously laugh out loud! Thank you!
@@lavrentivs9891 the funniest thing is, that on the otherside of the iron curtain in the 50s was done and told the same, but the reasoning was not to be like those hedonistic greedy capitalists..
Me and my friends do this thing where we stand at the bottom of an escalator going down, and then we run up the down going escalator all the way to the top. If mall security catches us we get thrown out lol
had to google being made redundant. being Fired.. axe'd.. layed off.. let go.. in between employers...
dhSOAD Just what I came to the comments for
as you immerse yourself more and more into Brit Culture you will come to appreciate the colloquialisms and quaint turns of phrase, Innit
Redundancy is slightly different to being fired. If you are fired, it's because you did something wrong or couldn't do the job. Being made redundant means you didn't do anything to be fired for, but your job has been eliminated for some reason. Downsizing, the job moving abroad or just structural changes in the company. Depending on how long you have been employed for, redundancy means the employer owes you money as compensation. Normally something like two weeks pay for every four years you've been with the company plus a standard payday.
@@AnonEyeMouse yes, it's different to America, where getting fired can also be because you did nothing wrong, because they secretly live in a dystopian nightmare of mandatory praising the bad things. :P
...passed on... is no more...expired and gone to see its maker...
To the three bears question: the reason the temperatures are different is because the three bowls are dramatically different sizes. In the time between when the porridge is dished out, and Goldilocks tastes the porridge, the biggest bowl will have retained more heat than the smallest one. It is confusing that Mama bear's porridge gets cooler than baby bear's, but this could be explained by the diameter not changing proportionally to the depth. Say, Papa Bear's is both very wide and deep, Mama Bear's is wide, but not deep, and Baby Bear's is deeper than it is wide so even if it is smaller than Mama Bear's it will retain more heat. Also, in the story, the porridge is TOO hot or TOO cold for Goldilocks, which means that the temperature is being judged based on her preference, not the objective truth of porridge temperature. To the second point, in most versions of the story I've read, the chair breaks not because of Goldilocks' weight, but because she sits down too hard. Thanks for reading, I've obviously thought way too much about this children's story.
You sound like Sheldon Cooper. ;)
I appreciate the people who find practical solutions to old problems. Tip of the hat to you, @catherinelariviere8562.
the recommendation page brooth me here and now I'm laughing hysterically
Are you lot salmon?
That slew me.
I am a trout
🐻🏞🐟🍽
The correct method of surpassing the toll booth is to drive at top speed through it so fast the cops can't catch up.
Unless the mission requires you to not annoy the police.
2:40 I would’ve went off on that HR person. It’s appalling that some people lack basic empathy and are just extremely stupid when it comes to everything, but especially other people and treating them like actual human beings. I’m in the states and it seems like half of this country (at least) is like this. As long as they got theirs they don’t care about anyone else whatsoever. Not even the tiniest bit.
10:03 Sadly nobody ever told Dara about the wonder that is downloadable save data.
You can dollop out some porridge out into a bowl and leave the rest to cook more. Daddy bear obviously likes his well-cooked.
That’s not how the story goes. Daddy bear’s porridge was too hot, mamma bear’s porridge was too cold. How the fuck do you cook porridge in the same pot, divide them into three portions, and end up with different temperatures in each bowl?
@@scottwpilgrim if you have a gas stove then just turn two on and position each section of porridge so that section 1 is on no stoves (cold) one is between/next to the hottest part (medium) and then the 3rd is on top so its therefore the hottest.
and this was the day we all came to realise that daddy bear probably bent mommy bear over the kitchen counter.......
You mean bears do it doggy style??
Why doesn’t he have a Netflix special?
Netflix loves US comedy more than anything. They always pay up for those comedy specials and unfortunately it's rare for the British comedy scene to get the spotlight even if to me Its far better.
_This is a genuine story_
*This actually happened*
-This is all true-
Smashed the like button in about 2 mins....hilarious
Ohmyfngod im glad i watched this. I must follow
Bowls of varying mass, material(and therefor varying thermal conductivity as well as specific heat capacity), and surface area to volume ratio.
But the smallest bowl is at medium T... There is a book called Fourth Bear that does discuss this this further tho, if you need the solution.
@@TulilaSalome I just checked out the wiki page and it sounds fun. To further muddy the waters consider this: While growing up we would heat our dinner plates and bowls in the oven so our food would stay hot longer. My mother didn't ever want her's warmed so a porridge thief would find...
The bigger question is why the bears went out after serving breakfast and why they didn't lock up.
@@meatballparts9767
If memory serves
It's a bleeden fairy story
The porridge cools at varying rates due to the different thermal mass and surface area of the convecting oats.
There ya go...
Brilliant.
" made redundant"; what a civilized way to say " you're being terminated", just plain fired.
annette fournier Redundancy is when your job role is eliminated by the employer, not where you get dismissed for cause. So you get some redundancy money to tide you over, depending on your length of service.
@@SportyMabamba Yeah, we call that permanently laid off with severance pay. Still is fired. Semantics.
@@annettefournier9655 No. Fired looks bad on a CV, made redundant does not.
I got stuck on the same mission on GTA 4 for about a day hahaha
Subtitles: “Chyzyk”. Because Dara is in Poland so often...
Dunno, could be in Wales too. Have you seen their spellings?
What about the emergency stop button on the escalator
Ah-haaa! LOL!
Damn it’s good to be a Dara
... and people complain that games have become too easy ...
yeah well, if Dara had taken on this in the context of Jet Set Willy, he'd never have made it to the punch line.
he'd be repeating the intro for about 5 years ... sometimes he may get a little further, but ultimately all that will do is knock him back to the start again ...
(on a ZX Spectrum, you had to complete 60 screens of collecting little objects by jumping a 12 pixel character over moving holes and gaps with jumps and ropes that got progressively harder as each new screen was introduced, miss one jump ... and you're sent right back to the start, the jumps were so precise it was down to a pixel, it's a good job the pixels weren't as precise as they are today ... alternatively you could play Manic Minor which was the easy version)
Re Porridge... Different amounts of porridge. Mummy bear only had a little bit of porridge so it cooled down quickly. Daddy bear had a big bowl of porridge that kept it's heat. Baby bear had a medium portion of porridge so it was somewhere in between
Maps by the 'Yeah Yeah Yeahs' is a bloody good song!
Is it a descalator if you're going down?
You know you can stop the escalators on the tube
Daddy bear has a deeper, thicker ceramic bowl which insulates. Baby bear has a small flat metal plate.
Dara is finally a stara
And thus dlc was born
I always figured the porridge temperature was based on how much they had of it
ALSO considering how long that escalator anecdote was, the victims should have SURELY reached their destination by abooooouuuutttt… a 5th into that prattle?
I bet the mother and father bears were pretty happy when the Sleep Number bed was invented
They were banging on the chair that doesn't collapse.
Dara gives the reason why I have never bought a video game. I would love to have a go at them but no way am I paying for stuff that I'll never see. Are there any good games out there where I can at least scroll through, or cheat when I come to the impossible bits ( for a 70 year old ) ?
Play animal crossing
It's a pretty chill game
There is a genre called "walking simulator" where you just travel from one place to another and experience the story. The only challenging part is the travel itself but most of them are peaceful.
Examples include:
- The Stanley Parable
- Firewatch
- Everybody's Gone To The Rapture
There are other genres that have similar games and of those I also recommend:
- Animal Crossing
- Stardew Valley
Happy gaming :-)
Goat Simulator?
My 82-year-old grandfather plays Spyro the Dragon (on PS4). It was originally my little brother's video game, but after he lost interest, my grandpa had a go, and was hooked. It's fairly straightforward, characters in the game tell you which buttons press. It's fun, there's no intense gameplay (the most intense thing is chasing a dragon egg thief in a circle), and the different worlds are really pretty. If you get stuck on a level, there's loads of walk-throughs online that teach you how to complete the level step by step. Plus there's three games in one disk so it's good value for money. I really enjoy Spyro too, and I'm not ashamed to admit that my grandpa is far better at it than me.
13000 games on steam and growing, you have a choice
oh god he is funny.He should do much more stand up.I love the Irish accent and it works so well with comedians from the great Dave Allen to the fab broadcaster Terry Wogan to Dara O Brian.My parents were Irish and the accent is like home but he also does comedy that is smart ,really funny ,fast and so warm with a lack of malice or cruelty that has sometimes become a thing with some guys.Its not that you shouldnt have that sometimes but i think that some have become a little too cruel too often.Its not say he doesnt have a rapier wit because he does but he doesnt lean on being mean and nasty because he has so much more going on than that.More please
Bowls were filled in the order Mommy, Baby, Daddy. With the porridge still on the eye the whole time, and (for some reason) with substantial time between servings.
The bowls of porridge are different sizes so they cool at different rates.
THANK YOU. Isn't he a physicist?
@@cariad123 Then why is the smallest bowl the right temperature and the medium bowl too cold. The only one that makes sense size wise is the biggest bowl being too hot. If were going by bowl size the mummy bears should be the right temperature and baby bears too cold.... can you tell this annoyed me as a child :p
@@Ollietheoutstanding pouring order and/or only mummy bear adds milk to the top, which cools it down
They heated the whole batch in the microwave. Dad's is scalding because it came off the top, Mom's is cold because it's the middle and they didn't leave it in long enough, and the kid's is perfect because he get's what's left after the rest of it's been scooped.
I think the whole 'the neutrinos have mutated' bit was conceived to make him seem to have massive biceps.
The British take their euphemisms next level
"made redundant" lol
I met the guy from mock of the week and made redundant
Romain Savioz what does being “made redundant” mean?
@@courtneyronk472 when you are laid off
@@courtneyronk472 when you get sacked but only cuz u arent needed anymore
4:26 Well, I think the fact there's a baby bear and Mummy bear sleeps in a different bed is self explanatory- Daddy bear was a Fritzl.
Aitch orr
Wasn't the porridge of "Mummy Bear" too salty?
I think you'll find it's Daddy Bear's porridge that is too salty.
I'm genuinely interested: where did you grow up (or where did the person who told you the story grow up)? And what was the problem with Daddy Bear's porridge?
I grew up with a variety of versions of the story, the porridge too salty and sweet or too hot and cold, the chairs and beds too hard and soft and/or too high and low and Goldilocks has many different personalities, tomboy, girly, gets eaten by the bears, escapes, befriends the bears, ends up moving in with them…
I actually quite like maps by the yeah yeah yeah’s...
Technically you don't have to pay the toll in GTAIV it's just something that stops you from getting chased down by the police
4 ads in 10 minutes, really Universal?
Adblockers are a thing, you know.
@@JM-db8ez I know, I have RUclips Vanced. Doesn't stop me from seeing the yellow spots on the video where they should be, and realising these guys are asshats
complaining about dots and speaking directly to the Media company. Mental Health really is an issue these days. I suggest you get your anxiety meds checked.
I didn't get to play GTA 4 because I was still playing the previous version of farming simulator 2013
Red and blue red and blue red and blue
To answer the porridge question: Chinese magic
This fucker's hilarious!!!
i played a singing game a bit like rock star and i chose a Cher song because she can have quite a deep voice and her vocal range suited me.Once i relaxed because im not one for singing in front of others i found i did quite well though i did know the song rather well which helped.Thats more my kind of thing because its a laugh and its kind of creative instead of kill this guy beat up that hooker etc
H Or??? Haha
If Bowling Pins are Skittles in the UK, Is there a Bowling Pin candy?
Don't esculators have stop buttons for emergancies?
charles townsend yeah usually at the top and bottom so if you’re on it you can’t really do much. Escalators in the London Underground do have additional E-Stops along their length so he might’ve been able to press one but only if he was near enough
That woman is very tall
Funnily enough people didn't like that about guitar hero so they made clone hero which is custom song you can play anytime
I think I saw one of those where the song was something really intense (sadly I don't remember the name) and the speed of which you have to hit the notes is insane; The Flash would've given up after the first 10 notes.
Dara doesn't know how to play GTA. xD
4:24 the Answer is that she's American
er, dara, you dish them up at intervals.
3:56, if you put the porridge in three diferent shapes of bowls, if the porridge is put in a large shallow bowl, eat will disapate quicker, making it cold, if you put the porridge in a tall, deep bowl with a small apature the porridge will retain more heat, making it too hot.
i thought you were the science guy Dara?
Thats all very well but I doubt the bears waited 20 minutes until this was the case. I imagine this inexplicable scenario took place immediately after said porridge was doled out, hence Dara's confusion
No, Dara! That's the kind of thinking that resulted in fighting games getting rid of unlockable characters and replacing them with paid DLC characters. Now, instead of getting the satisfaction of knowing that you earned those characters through skill, you just have that empty, sad feeling of knowing that you've just been ripped off.
I think Dara would agree with me that everything should be included in the initial price of the game, and you should get to choose how you want to play.
Pretty sure the kind of thinking that led to that wasn't: "People don't want to unlock characters through challenging gameplay, what alternatives can we offer?" but rather: "How can we make more money off of these people?"
Their Fucked,their gone,their dead.................darra must be talkin aboot the rainjurzzz.............hahahahahahahahahahahailhail
"Very famous game came out a couple years ago, Grand Theft Auto IV". This show is not from 2018, is it?
Read the description. It clearly states it's from 2010.
@@-_James_- Whoopsie...
@@-_James_- Some people are too lazy to do to tho most simplest of things and need someone else to do it for them.
Well that is what you kind of do ?? 🤔
Was the woman really tall? You kept looking up to talk to her and down when she talked to you. Best crack though.
Wasn't he sitting?
What does being made redundant mean?
Essentially you loose your job because you're not needed anymore.
Michael Van Der Velden ah , thanks mate
she was a very tall lady.
HE HAS LEGS?
Much better comparison.....dark souls
I love Dara but... You cant drag people into alleys in GTA games. Shoot them sure
Is it just me or this guy sounds like Stewie from Family Guy?
I can’t help but perceive him similar to Mr bean...
because he looks like a bean?
3:27 I thought Dara was a science fan? Surely he knows that different sized bowls of porridge would cool at different rates?
This guy should be in government. He's a lot more stable than any politician I've seen in the last decade.
And he plays the harp...
Even Obama doesn't do that.
I was enjoying the adverts for 888 gambling, but they kept getting interrupted by some bald fella prattling on.
title gore
How many ads can you fit into 11 minutes?
Smiles, and pats his adblocker icon "Who's a good boy then"
@@dnomyarnostaw Good one
I suppose it's a bit better than, 'and i'm like great let's go down the pub and he's like, Yeah and i'm like ..........
That woman who made another redundant, it was cruel to try to get Dara to cheer her up. She really was a b*tch.
Surely 'Fecked' isnt inappropriate on RUclips?
Nobody is redundant, management just has no plans on how t expand and is too lazy and greedy to carry them until they do.
Anyone who doesn't like Dara's comedy either doesn't get it or likes people Bert krieshier
How many ads, FFS