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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @miriams.4341
    @miriams.4341 5 лет назад +355

    The Medusa gets you rock hard! I thought it was a quite clever name...

    • @BogusNoise
      @BogusNoise 5 лет назад +9

      Exactly what I thought!

    • @CrashSable
      @CrashSable 5 лет назад +38

      Even on an academic level, though, if Dara had bothered to look up the story properly, he would have realised it made perfect sense as the whole point of her tragedy was that she was incredibly hot, got raped by Poseidon in a temple of Athena as a result and was cursed by Athena because the dipshit goddess didn't think to go after the rapist and instead punished the victim.
      The point is, Medusa was so hot it led to her being cursed.

    • @guywithknife
      @guywithknife 5 лет назад +3

      CrashSable mixed emotions

    • @ashenone4989
      @ashenone4989 5 лет назад +3

      Damnit you beat me to it

    • @simont390
      @simont390 5 лет назад +27

      @@CrashSable a story about rape is definitely what you want when you're naming a strip club...

  • @MikeeCZ
    @MikeeCZ 5 лет назад +63

    How a genius creates a comedy out of something we all do and we all feel a teeny tiny little bit guilty about :D We all look in!

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 4 года назад +52

    "They were so drunk they couldn't remember the beginning of a joke by the time you got to the end" My uncle has the same problem sober

  • @asmith8673
    @asmith8673 5 лет назад +107

    To be honest, "Medusa" as a strip club name is a little appropriate; the dancers may not actually turn you to stone, well, at least no all of you...

    • @ayporos
      @ayporos 5 лет назад +4

      Funnily enough it's actually a super apt name.
      Imagine the irony of feminists adopting the Medusa as a symbol for 'female rage', when it originally stands for 'the ugly and venomous parts of women' capable of rendering the male potential inert; something to be slain and defeated by a (male) hero.... so basically feminists are saying they are the ugly and venomous part of the female gender and they're to be slain and defeated by a righteous (male) hero.. ^_^
      It's sad yet funny at the same time...

    • @alexa.9923
      @alexa.9923 4 года назад +8

      @@ayporos ... all of that irritated me purely because that's not the only, nor oldest interpretation, of Medusa. Like, fuck off. The whole "female rage" shit I don't even think is a part of the original bit either honestly. Y'all need to stop fucking with my favorite subjects.

    • @gillymac9363
      @gillymac9363 4 года назад +4

      @@alexa.9923 As an objective sister, your comment is displaying the thing you're raging against, "female rage."
      Surely the best way to handle your objection would be to enlighten your brothers and sisters on this topic you're allegedly more knowledgeable of, demonstrating patience, wisdom, nurturing.. The Divine feminine, the opposite what you have hun. Not trying to call you out troll style, just seeing this lil thread & it would have been constructive if you'd briefly explained the other interpretations of the Medusa in your OP.
      Namaste🙏🏻💖

    • @alexa.9923
      @alexa.9923 4 года назад +2

      @@gillymac9363 Briefly explaining does not help when there is active ignoring and you've tried tirelessly. Also, I'm not a patient person and the comment was dumb. I can't educate a tale with multiple stories without turning it into a lecture. Is dumb, so call dumb.

    • @gillymac9363
      @gillymac9363 4 года назад +1

      Well I looked into it.. Medusa makes a vow to Athena to be a celibate priestess, only to then screw Poseidon, marry him & break her vow to Athena causing the ol' snake head situ. She seems to serve as a warning not to use ones beauty as a weapon, as doing so is ugly.
      Disney obviously amalgamated it into their version of "The Little Mermaid." Ursila the sea witch represents Athena & her octopus legs are the upside-down head of Medusa😉

  • @conorfranc
    @conorfranc 5 лет назад +92

    Jesus Christ I thought the strip club was called Mick's Demotions

  • @cinderblockstudios
    @cinderblockstudios 5 лет назад +36

    I remember seeing that pregnancy test commercial. I laughed so hard at that line when I first heard it too.

  • @nogenemcguinty
    @nogenemcguinty 3 года назад +23

    "Eeee.....OOO....Eeee... I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE. "

  • @snowy2619
    @snowy2619 5 лет назад +152

    I’ve never see his legs before

    • @benfarmer-webb1016
      @benfarmer-webb1016 5 лет назад +8

      You must be from Mock of The Week😂

    • @snowy2619
      @snowy2619 5 лет назад +3

      Ben Farmer-Webb Yep 🤣

    • @Jacqueline_Hyde
      @Jacqueline_Hyde 5 лет назад +3

      I thought he was just stuck behind his desk.

    • @sheilaghbrosky
      @sheilaghbrosky 4 года назад +3

      @@Jacqueline_Hyde For a big man he can move. Especially Latin rhythms.

  • @ericarougelazarus9453
    @ericarougelazarus9453 5 лет назад +29

    He's freaking funny. The love child of Lurch and uncle Fester!

  • @mightaziez
    @mightaziez 5 лет назад +116

    The dude just looks like kingpin..

    • @derpinated
      @derpinated 5 лет назад +24

      Aziez Nugroho “listen here Spider-Man don’t be fokin lookin into me facilities”

    • @mightaziez
      @mightaziez 5 лет назад +8

      @@derpinated Or I'll tickle ye Aunt..

    • @alienbacon656
      @alienbacon656 5 лет назад +4

      Oh thank god I’m not the only one that thought this

    • @cdgins
      @cdgins 5 лет назад +13

      He looks like Kingpin's good-natured brother. Awkward around each other at Christmas.

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 4 года назад

      @@cdgins like Voldemort and Bob Riddle

  • @MrLego3160
    @MrLego3160 4 года назад +22

    "why is the ball pointy? To introduce a fun random element?"
    Yes.

  • @thehoogard
    @thehoogard 4 года назад +25

    Medusa and King Midas, the shortest romance in history...

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 4 года назад +1

      A perfect couple in theory, but in execution, eh...

  • @casperes0912
    @casperes0912 3 года назад +7

    I mean... It's not that bad a name honestly. They just need the slogan "We'll turn you rock hard" and it's golden

  • @elizabethkirton6063
    @elizabethkirton6063 3 года назад +8

    I worked at The Bedford and can confirm that crowd for comedy after the rugby is the worst you can deal with. Very demanding and very forgetful. Hilarious to deal with though and genuinely great people. They fired me and I'd still recommend.

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 Год назад +1

    I'm absolutely the person looking into other people's houses thinking "you guys really need to put in some curtains I can literally see everything you're doing XD

    • @MinekEzQM
      @MinekEzQM 10 месяцев назад

      When I moved to Ireland this was the some of the first things I noticed and bothered me. Didn't mean to be a peeping tom, but these fellas really don't care about their privacy.
      It all changed in the last 10 years, though. Curtains and security cameras everywhere.

  • @brentp6890
    @brentp6890 3 года назад +6

    Dara O Briain: "Medusa and Mixed Emotions are strange names for strip clubs"
    Tom Segura: "Hold my beef..."

  • @psymetric3684
    @psymetric3684 5 лет назад +32

    Dara, you should come to The Netherlands 😋 many houses to look into 😅

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 5 лет назад +1

      I noticed. What is the deal with that?

    • @martini668
      @martini668 4 года назад

      @@bitzibaerlie too lazy to put up shades or curtains

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 4 года назад

      @@martini668 Can relate. :D

  • @oxenforde
    @oxenforde 5 лет назад +29

    "Ooooo. Melon."

  • @TheRENTfanatic
    @TheRENTfanatic 4 года назад +17

    There's a stripclub in London, Ontario called "Beef"

  • @BrazenBard
    @BrazenBard 5 лет назад +5

    Medusa is a PERFECT name for a strip club. "You're not supposed to meet her gaze." :D

  • @jackijura249
    @jackijura249 4 года назад +3

    listen to stand up to clear my head & fall asleep & here i am giggling

  • @UmarWazir
    @UmarWazir 4 года назад +7

    "ChipschipsCHIPSCHIPSCHIPS!"

  • @evaristusasobara4348
    @evaristusasobara4348 5 лет назад +11

    3:30 Didn't know Gru from despicable me did standup

  • @ta192utube
    @ta192utube 5 лет назад +9

    Funny man...I did set replay speed to .75 to understand him better

  • @aritrabiswas
    @aritrabiswas Год назад +1

    "You look like Noddy" .......🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheKeebster1
    @TheKeebster1 5 лет назад +9

    During the pregnancy test and magician bits, he really sounded like Father McDougal on Father Ted. 😂

    • @rickybobby144
      @rickybobby144 5 лет назад +3

      I think you mean McGuire, Fr. Dougal McGuire.

    • @muls9571
      @muls9571 5 лет назад +1

      Father McDougal 🤣

  • @mollyking365
    @mollyking365 4 года назад +2

    I came here from a Kevin Bridges video and the accent change gave me fucking whiplash 😂

  • @Helen25243
    @Helen25243 4 года назад +2

    Have never seen Dara in stand-up....I think he’s very funny.

  • @thepenultimateninja5797
    @thepenultimateninja5797 5 лет назад +14

    Lol I used to live opposite Medusa in Birmingham.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 лет назад +1

      What was it like?

    • @thepenultimateninja5797
      @thepenultimateninja5797 5 лет назад +1

      @@gothnerd887
      No idea, I never went in there

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 лет назад +1

      @@thepenultimateninja5797 I mean what was it like living opposite a strip club?

    • @thepenultimateninja5797
      @thepenultimateninja5797 5 лет назад +1

      @@gothnerd887
      Oh, I didn't notice it really, it was just a building. There were quite a few strip clubs in the general vicinity, and they were all quite well behaved.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 лет назад +1

      @@thepenultimateninja5797 good to know

  • @weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars

    The audience when he said about Clear Blue 😂 But I have to say, what a Magnificent suit he had on ❤

  • @jwest4819
    @jwest4819 3 года назад +5

    Maybe strippers are Medusa? We'll never know since no-one has ever looked a stripper in the eyes.

  • @-J-A-M-
    @-J-A-M- 5 лет назад +5

    14:20 for titular joke.

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you! You're doing God's work. Bloody click bait titles

  • @redcoat4ever
    @redcoat4ever 5 лет назад

    BRILLIANT!!

  • @ltnippy
    @ltnippy 4 года назад +5

    Had a neighbor who always looked in my windows till she saw me naked she doesn't go past my house anymore

  • @aristotle5698
    @aristotle5698 4 года назад

    My favorite comedian

  • @randalhorselord
    @randalhorselord 5 лет назад +28

    Edinburgh has a "Burke and Hare" strip club. No idea why they thought that graverobbing was the erotic theme such an establishment needed...

    • @peterbanderas8184
      @peterbanderas8184 4 года назад +2

      Is that still there?
      That was there when I was in Edinburgh back around 1994 lol.

    • @greyjackal
      @greyjackal 4 года назад +1

      @@peterbanderas8184 Yep. The Pubic Triangle is largely unchanged.

    • @hiltonian_1260
      @hiltonian_1260 4 года назад

      A bunch of stiffs...

    • @elliothunter2579
      @elliothunter2579 4 года назад +1

      Jesus, I used to live in a flat above one corner of the Pubic Triangle...hell some of the weirdos you saw going in and out of certain establishments, I still remember it.

    • @maccoll3644
      @maccoll3644 4 года назад +2

      Burke/berk is cockney rhyming slang - BERKELEY HUNT - SO IT MEANS C+++ and Hair - a variation on Teeth and Tits!

  • @Shelf_Help_ca
    @Shelf_Help_ca 5 лет назад +14

    Any canadians feel like... this guy kind of sounds like that funny uncle of yours, with a bit of an accent?

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 лет назад +1

      The Newfie uncle?

    • @sheilaghbrosky
      @sheilaghbrosky 4 года назад +1

      @@aislingsibeallyons3416 I'm first generation Canadian. My dad came from County Mayo. I love Dara. You need to see his bit on the movie 2012.

  • @JasperJanssen
    @JasperJanssen 5 лет назад +27

    I’d rather have him as mayor of London, or prime minister for that matter, than the discount Andy Warhol.
    Or most other hignfy hosts for that matter, as long as they’re not known for a car show.

  • @martini668
    @martini668 4 года назад +2

    Only his face starts me laughing

  • @jarrettjordan
    @jarrettjordan 5 лет назад +4

    Best strip club name I’ve ever seen was The Booby Trap. Also heard about one in Tijuana called La Cueva del Peludo (The Furry Cave).

  • @theodorebrook-ashmore8174
    @theodorebrook-ashmore8174 5 лет назад +8

    A small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

  • @Lemon_Inspector
    @Lemon_Inspector 3 года назад

    I remember watching these clips like 10 years ago. I could barely understand what he was saying, but it was still hilarious.

  • @billyandrew
    @billyandrew 4 года назад

    Moving and lifting...Dylan Moran 2015.
    Aaaah, Dara?????!

  • @AlexanderBlues1228
    @AlexanderBlues1228 5 лет назад +1

    Oooohhh, melon!

  • @CaptIronfoundersson
    @CaptIronfoundersson 4 года назад +4

    I heard that as Mick's Demotions and was both confused as aroused.

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 5 лет назад +1

    "Fresh Horses - Bordello"

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey 5 лет назад +16

    MixedEmotions strip club...
    "You're the hottest girl I've ever seen... But you're a guy."
    Definitely gonna be some internal conflict on that one. 😅😨😱

  • @ianmelzer
    @ianmelzer 4 года назад +2

    In Portland, OR. there is a strip club called "The Pitiful Princess Gentlemen's Club".

    • @jonathanfitchett8021
      @jonathanfitchett8021 4 года назад

      Ah portland, home of the vegan and gluten free lap dances 🤣

  • @staffiefantastic1310
    @staffiefantastic1310 5 лет назад

    He’s like terry wogan on speed 😂

  • @craigmorgan8493
    @craigmorgan8493 4 года назад

    Oo oo, are we talking about the names of things? I always fancied owning a pub called the "Stickit Inn"! I'd have a sign out front saying "Liquor in the front and poker in the rear"! Eh, eh, eh.... see what i did there?

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 5 лет назад +1

    FLICK CLINTS!

  • @sinenomine8101
    @sinenomine8101 5 лет назад +8

    There's a Turkish barbers called Medusa on my walk home. Makes more sense than a strip club, but still not much sense.

    • @Geardeangel
      @Geardeangel 5 лет назад

      Medusa kinda makes sense, the girls do get you hard.

  • @mikehall3074
    @mikehall3074 Год назад

    Depends on how you spell it, e.g. Majuicer

  • @garybyma7502
    @garybyma7502 4 года назад

    There was a strip club in New York called The Dollhouse. At first I thought it was a niche toy store but around lunchtime all these men in business suits were going in.

  • @cheridehart8625
    @cheridehart8625 5 лет назад +1

    At 15.5 Strip club names.

  • @Ritermann
    @Ritermann 3 года назад

    He has the same joke structure as Michael McIntire

  • @cutefandomedits2331
    @cutefandomedits2331 4 года назад

    5:10 Winter Is Coming

  • @jackdaknife
    @jackdaknife 5 лет назад

    MOOOOOREE!

  • @kylewilliams5761
    @kylewilliams5761 5 лет назад +2

    Where's Brian Cox now the Sherman.?!!!

    • @kylewilliams5761
      @kylewilliams5761 5 лет назад

      @daro2096 He has a lovely calming voice with the eloquence of a professor in his field.
      But Dara is the Personality for me.!!

    • @kylewilliams5761
      @kylewilliams5761 5 лет назад

      @@hannahreynolds7611 You're correct. Although my insomnia now has a cure, I believe his voice should be dubbed over by narration by the likes of say " Gemma Collins" to truly make the brain absorb the fascinating information.!!

  • @muculatomic
    @muculatomic 5 лет назад +1

    Chips, chips, chips, chips

  • @annaevagreiner2745
    @annaevagreiner2745 4 года назад

    Who else got a clear blue ad? 😂

  • @albertmccready478
    @albertmccready478 5 лет назад

    Tremend

  • @ThatCoalSoul
    @ThatCoalSoul 5 лет назад +1

    Anyone else thinking the magician was probably Peter Firmin?!!!

  • @4dewin101
    @4dewin101 5 лет назад +3

    Beef

  • @ThePalatineHill
    @ThePalatineHill 5 лет назад

    mmmmm chips

  • @Bromley68
    @Bromley68 4 года назад

    When did Dara do a gig when he second on to a magician? That must have been a while ago

    • @isiholliday3051
      @isiholliday3051 4 года назад

      Bromley68 2004 (this was filmed 2008 and he said it was 4 years ago so I guess then)

    • @Bromley68
      @Bromley68 4 года назад

      @@isiholliday3051 Thanks

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph 3 года назад

      If it was the day England won the Rugby World Cup, it was 22 November 2003.

  • @KiwiHelpgeek
    @KiwiHelpgeek 4 года назад +1

    Rugby is better than diveball any day of the week.

  • @ashenone4989
    @ashenone4989 5 лет назад

    15:07 I mean to be fair, they'll get you rock hard (I'm aware your man, beat me to it)

  • @Slothnuggets
    @Slothnuggets 5 лет назад

    oo, melon.

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 3 года назад

    Vicar's.

  • @thatmeme1360
    @thatmeme1360 4 года назад +6

    Medusa was more beautiful than a Greek goodess, so the goddess cursed Medusa to where anybody that gazed opon her be turned to stone. Jealousy....lol.

    • @mikegleghorn5437
      @mikegleghorn5437 4 года назад +1

      "So, Medusa, you like turning men hard, do ya? We'll see how you like it now..."

  • @Raz.C
    @Raz.C 4 года назад +1

    I dunno, maybe the name _Medusa_ for a strip club was somewhat more cerebral than a cursory examination of the moniker might suggest; Medusa was supposed to be a great beauty, after all (before she was cursed, that is). Then we have the added notion of being turned to stone. So if we add these up, we have "Women so beautiful, they'll get you as hard as stone!"

  • @robmckennie4203
    @robmckennie4203 5 лет назад

    eeehhhhhhh

  • @ttcm46
    @ttcm46 4 года назад

    CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS

  • @generaldisarray1201
    @generaldisarray1201 5 лет назад

    ......fifth

  • @konayasai
    @konayasai 5 лет назад +1

    How do you have a house without a ground floor? Is it on poles? Is it levitating?

    • @hawfcut2394
      @hawfcut2394 5 лет назад

      Live in a flat that isnt the ground floor?

    • @Finderskeepers.
      @Finderskeepers. 5 лет назад +1

      ones that converted into flats

    • @muls9571
      @muls9571 5 лет назад

      If you're American you don't have a ground floor, you have a first floor.

  • @ondrejtravnicek1977
    @ondrejtravnicek1977 5 лет назад +1

    He’s a funny guy, but FUCK RUclips ADS

  • @Mrjangles04
    @Mrjangles04 5 лет назад

    Second

  • @annefagit3305
    @annefagit3305 5 лет назад

    DAAA!
    ruclips.net/video/eJX3XqB5JSo/видео.html

  • @erebusl
    @erebusl 5 лет назад +1

    Potatoe.

  • @euphospug
    @euphospug 5 лет назад

    Well medusa is an allegory - you look at a woman's 'hair' and you turn to stone. (sex, its about sex)

  • @rlosangeleskings
    @rlosangeleskings Год назад

    I once performed as a club comic for a strip club called Skinny Minnie's...
    How does a club named Skinny Minnie's only hire strippers that make sumo wrestlers look skinny???

  • @martincornish3179
    @martincornish3179 4 года назад

    He's as funny as an air raid

    • @evilturnip8365
      @evilturnip8365 4 года назад

      At the risk of sounding stupid fuck it what do you mean by this
      Hes not funny or something else

    • @martincornish3179
      @martincornish3179 4 года назад +1

      @@sierraromeoromeo2444 calm down for feck sake oi loves him really

  • @azzawazza8635
    @azzawazza8635 4 года назад

    CRAP

  • @boxbotstuff1348
    @boxbotstuff1348 5 лет назад +3

    First

  • @josephmaxwell5033
    @josephmaxwell5033 5 лет назад +1

    Dara boy, I just turned you off again.

    • @sheilaghbrosky
      @sheilaghbrosky 4 года назад +2

      Joseph, I'm sure Dara has spent the last 3 months crying about it.

  • @Ndlanding
    @Ndlanding 3 года назад

    I've seen him be funny, but not very much in this show. Disappointing. Can't imagine people paying to endure this.

  • @sepgorut2492
    @sepgorut2492 5 лет назад +1

    He isn't funny, it's just elaborated sarcasm.

    • @078flash
      @078flash 5 лет назад +1

      Oh right

    • @muls9571
      @muls9571 5 лет назад +2

      You know you didn't have to click on this video right? You could have just scrolled past it.

    • @KynMites
      @KynMites 5 лет назад +8

      "Breaking News, local internet person, Sepgorut, declares sarcasm not funny, kills entire profession, more at eleven."

    • @sepgorut2492
      @sepgorut2492 5 лет назад

      @@KynMites simple people are easily entertained

    • @innes_82
      @innes_82 4 года назад

      Sepgorut Simple things are the basis of our existence 💀

  • @euphospug
    @euphospug 5 лет назад

    Well medusa is an allegory - you look at a woman's 'hair' and you turn to stone. (sex, its about sex)