I usually try and save spiders
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- Опубликовано: 8 авг 2018
- Hello. Welcome to the description section of my video. Where I ramble about nothing and none of this will enhance your viewing experience.
I talk about spiders in this one. The little bros of nature everyone wants to kill. I wish they looked less horrible so there is less urge to kill them. Which is probably rude to say. I'm sorry, spiders.
This video took forever to make. Like it's already been 2 months since my last video, and that one was only 2 minutes long. I feel like this one fell short a little too. Like there were a couple jokes that just didn't land the way I wanted them to. But I suppose that's part of the process. To get something to work the way you want you just gotta practice a lot. So I'm going to start making the next video right now. Well after I post this video. But yeah right away-ish.
Thank you for watching 😎
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Remember, if you have an irrational fear of spiders, you can fix it by moving to Australia! You'll still have a fear of spiders but now it'll be perfectly rational!
This actually sounds like a solution.
@@seraphywang4638
It is a solution! Not a great one but a solution nonetheless!
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I LOVE THIS COMMENT!
No thanks; I'd rather have a perfectly rational fear in The Midwest of spiders
"I save spiders"
*brutally pulverizes it with door*
I expect more replies from this ;-;
@@biscuitlord2106 You're wish has been granted!
he *usually* saves spiders
Biscuit Draws Stuff ;)
OoF
Love your vids bro your hilarious, yet relatable. I used to have a decently sized wolf spider that lived in my window for two years, I would feed him flys that snuck their way in as often as possible, name was Spartacus and he was super chill. until one day he mysteriously disappeared and I realized he had either died or moved somewhere out of view. I was torn between sadness of a lost friend, and terror that he was still alive and plotting my death.
I used to have a spider in my window too and I was very sad when he died his name was Caspian I miss him and I’m sorry your spider died
@@gatorgames2021 likewise my friend, Caspian and Spartacus are in a better spider place now 💯❤️ shout-out to all the chill spiders out there
I used to have a huge wolf spider in my window too. One day it died and I was sad… Or so I thought, turns out it she had just molted and left behind her previous exoskeleton. So, what I thought was her dead, was actually her growing up and moving on with her life.
@@SAM-um8uj a plot twist I can get behind 🙌🏾
I have a spider named steve in my mirror, he's been eating the local ant population, and now he's a father!
A few years ago, I went to a hotel in Queensland, and in my room, I saw a gecko. It was small and harmless, but I was young, and kept imagining that it would crawl into my mouth while I was asleep.
thats what i always do
At least it wasnt a wolf spider lol
When he inhaled the spider, I physically felt that, and hated it
Save deh spiderz.
I wanna let you know that I'd like your comment but I don't wanna touch the number of likes
Me too. I literally felt something catch in my lungs.
I've been feeling it in the back of my throat for the entirety of the video. It will only leave once I manage to forget. But oh no.
0:15 left me shaking
This is why I always carry a door with me.
Me to
genius
I carry a knife but not for spiders...
(I’m not a murderer, I’m just very anxious)
@@BigGuyGarou well said
@@BigGuyGarou i understand
I just found this guy. His animations are fun.
Waffle at g4 pancake at g5 (if you know you know)
same
as someone who lives in Australia spiders are generally normal size in the city and suburbs, but when in the country or basically anywhere that isn't full of people they can get very large.
Agreed with the countryside, I live in a ranch out in Australia now and I’m still scared….
me : *kills spider with a broom*
me : why do I still hear boss music
baby spiders :
Baby spiders: allow us to introduce ourselves
What did you just do to the poor spider mom?
Terrifying.
Nothing else.
Dorimme
Dude that literally gave me chills. AHHHHHHHHH
As an Australian the thing you said about spiders here being 10 times the size of small children is 100 percent true
My Roomate showed me your video on ADHD today and then you got a Streamy’s award!! Glad to be a new subscriber :)
spider: exists
me: grabs napkin, attempts to kill spider
spider:
*you dare oppose me mortal*
Ducks are much amaze I'm sorry!
so tureee
Andre Chan if you kill spiders with napkins, you deserve to be terrorised by them.
Andre Chan perfect comment 😂😂😂😂
1000th like
???: Knock knock!
Spider: Who's there?
Door: *THE DOOR.*
Falls on spooder
This is a very nice joke
you are very talented and thats why you have no girlfriend
@@tocav7685 awe man :(
asdfmovie joke but okay
"spiders are weak to doors"
Me who has many doors in my house:
MOM! HOW DO I UNHINGE A DOOR?!
Something that personally scared me when I was younger was : I was trying on some old clothes, then I felt something on my leg, then my arm, it was a freaking SPIDER, it wasn’t a house spider either, it also escaped, so it’s probably still there ( if you didn’t guess it it was big )
Seeing a spider is scary, but if you lose that spider, that’s a nightmare
One time I tried to catch a spider in my room and it freaked out and started crawling towards my hand on top of the jar. Naturally, I also freaked out and dropped the jar. It broke, the spider ended up on the ground and next thing I knew, it was gone. I still think it’s in my room.
Update: I found a spider of the exact same species in the vent on my ceiling this morning. I doubt it’s the same one, but I think the first one laid eggs. I lost it too.
Sister Toes wow i REALLY hope it’s dead.
Spiders don’t normally live that long I don’t think
@@imber_3671 spiders can live also for 20 years
@@noghoulsintoronto I hope not, poor spider :(
*sees Nuclear power plant in forest*
“Cabin.”
Same
underated comment
that was a water tower
I knew that
*sees abandoned shack full of 5 people sacrificing a dog to the skies*
"Cabin."
Andys mind: why is there a door there who would leave a door here
When I was a teen living with my parents we had a backyard and a front yard... in both yards we had some really big weird trees called yuka and in the back yard where they were bigger and we had more and a bigger variety of plants there were a TON of spiders... big ones small ones everything... but the real horror would be the front yard where we had an other plant (forgot its name but it is the type that needs something to support it) which was over 70 years old (my great grandparents build it) and had grown to take over a third of our house... there lived what I can only describe as horror... a big green-yellow spider that had completely taken over our front yard... but one day I don't know how or why but that same spider found itself in front of my outside door turned upside down and trying to get up... that was the moment I knew I had to kill it... we had clear boundaries in our house... half for spiders where they can do whatever they wanted and half for us... so I took a broom... and the next day our front yard was filled with new spiders...
she was probably eating the other spiders in her territory
thats how she got so big
It is called a orb weaver spider. They are known for their large complex webs
@@hastyhawkeye I looked them up and yeah the bigger ones probably were or weavers... Though I am not sure about the largest one... She was wierd
Spider: *get killed*
Cockroaches: *IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINEEEE*
My house in a nutshell
@@oracleoforanges8628 most insects is not a problem....but damn cockroaches
I always put my trash away from my bed room but this one day I was very lazy and I was sure a cockroach would come in my room but I doubt that and then the next day when I woke up a fat cockroach appeared I was like f**** !
Ever since that day I always make sure there is not even a single crumb on my floor , desk , phone and on me .
Yep I've learned my damn reason.
Lucky me don't have roaches
jesus they're like impossible to kill. it freaks me out. I jumped on one and it lived like WHAT HOW PLEASE JUST DIE ALREADY
Me: sees spider
Me: guess i have to burn the house down
*Sees spider*
*Catches spider*
*Spider crawls away*
“Guess I have to burn the house down.”
Thats so me bro
That’s my sister
Yup.
You must be from the Athena cabin
When i see I spider, I'm just like, 'your my frien now :)' I'm usually very chill around spiders
Here in Australia, in the outback, we only have 2 seasons, dry seasons where it’s hot, and wet seasons when it’s hotter, so you’ll be lucky if you go a day without seeing a spider squaring up to you wherever you go, and it gets especially worse when you have to poo, and it decides to hide behind the door, and it runs along you’re foot and you sit their hopeless in fear 😂
"The more you do it, the easier it gets."
Just like murder.
River Stewart oooooookay
Pretty much everything that needs skills gets easier the more you do it.
yeah it actually is! and you know the better places to hide bodys after the others get found!
Or tax evasion
0.0
I have a spider living in the corner of my ceiling. His name is Jeff and he's been there for about a month now. Sometimes I catch fruit flies and throw them up there just let him know that we're buds and that I'm a nice landlord
Ah yes, Jeff
Does he pay rent?
I have a spider that's been living with me since like January and she's had three eggs throughout the time we've known each other. She's named "Proud momma". There's also a spider in my hallway that has a huge af web and that one concerns me.
@@speedartandmore Good to know that i'm not the only one letting them live inside.
So heee dosent try and become the landlord
the clip of the baby spiders emotionally scarred me
he is the same here as he is now. he has not changed
*hits spider with a broom*
Me: did i kill it?
Spider: *Well yes, but actually no*
beautiful.
Relatable.
HOLY, HI 34 SECONDS AGO
you commented 34 seconds ago
Mystic s i c k o m o d e
Okay, maybe the recommended section isn’t THAT bad...
Am I dreaming or is there no replies to this 1k liked comment...
Or is RUclips trolling me
@@et6910 it is..
You two shush there sleeping
@@denithewalnut7751 Yay
I watched a small amine clip and for the next year I got “lewd anime” recommendations
0:10
I live in Australia, thank you.
Your bugs always go by summer logic
I live with a spider under my bed. He still haven’t payed rent yet :/
Normal people: tries to save spiders. People who have arachnophobia: It’s vacuuming time.
I have arachnophobia, and for me I don’t know why, but small tarantulas are cute to me but, if they are huge? We have to move.
me with acrachnophobia: burn the house down
@@goldenfeather3687 Lol same 😂
i thought i was on discord and kt was that black bar thingydhdhhddhdb
@Travis Carnicella why
i feel insanely lucky for having a cat who is a bug killer.
MrMinion YT you have been blessed
MrMinion YT nice. I have a cat killer who is a bug
@@rukouJJ *jazz music stops*
I have 3
my cat just stares at bugs....and follows them around
When I was seven I held a trantula in my hand.
Am I the only one who imagined the spider in the thumbnail having a super deep voice?
“Wait spiders are smaller than doors”
Damn those are some big brains ya got there
Spiders and doors were enemies since the dawn of time
ruclips.net/video/04q4UsWZWG8/видео.html
Yes
But.. what if there are some that aren’t.
I immediately got a thumbs up and it was like 10 seconds after I posted this-
In Australia the spiders aren’t big, there just deadly
Except for steve which I ride to school, but he’s friendly
oh no
Bahaha I love that-
I wanna meet Steve he sounds nice
How the hell do you ride a fricking spider?!!?
@@esckey123
It’s easy, you get a saddle, an oversized spider, some flies for bait, and boom.
i have held so many spiders, EVEN a HUGE FIGGIN JUMPING SPIDER! it was, CUTE
There was a wolf spider in the back of my tent at the beginning of summer camp
I live in Australia, yet I have arachnophobia.
*please send help*
You are on your own
So this was the reason why Thano wanted the infinity Gauntlet.
It's a shame. It wouldn't of make even a small dent in the spider population of Australia.
Could you imagine what I'd be like if you could hear them? About the same volume of a human walking?
Move
Aquire a firearm
You now that lazarbeam lives there
*drops door on spider*
_YEAH!_
HEYYYYYYYYY WASSUP
**bows** my queen notice me
Kaylynn _0549
Huh..?
@@toastykodie8608 **SHOOK**
Kaylynn _0549
Lol
I hate u
Imagine an Australian walks in and says, "Sorry, I think I've forgotten my pet spider here."
The spider: "Wow, this sure is a great place to vacation. Oh, hi, nice to meet you all. We're going to have such a good time here... OMG A DOOR!"
Aren't you glad spiders don't form colonies?
FroyoHead Animation ever heard of the social spider
Garlic Bread OH FUCK
No, shhhh
What if they had hives??? Instead of webs
Pup Tart STOP
If spider were that cute like how he draws it ;-;
//( 🕶)\\
Gray Philosopher :o
Fuck you
accurate way to depict a spider via text :
(;;;;;;;;)
@@anavi_6258 well fuck you to
As someone who lives in Australia, I can confirm.
the phrase "big ol beefer spider" haunts me. i want to eat a spider burger.
My parents: Were going to be gone for the day
Me with arachnophobia: ok
Literally every spider in existence : allow us to introduce ourselves
there was a tiny spider literally the size of an unborn child's fingernail and when i was 6 i screamed higher than the levels of satan's fury
@Alfredo Sauce I don’t know how to react to that
YAY FREE FOOD
Sbdjsivdbsubddhdbd -mara da Pineapple's last words after being devoured by spider
@@planetz8559 I did the same
"Im not gonna TOUCH that spider"
"LOOK HOW BIG IT IS"
"IT COULD KILL YOU"
"I HAVE A FAMILY"
Ice cream Sammich: **brave door sounds**
@Cristopher Cerritos ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
666 likes btw
#You know spiders only hurt you when you try to hurt them!
I will touch the giant spider
By Ice Cream sandwich’s definition of a cabin the entirety of Canada is 1 big cabin. 1:46
I've been binge-watching your videos these past 3 days? i love you already.
Me: kills a spider
The baby's: *woke up Chris breezy*
Oh dear god. Underrated as fuck comment lol
Thousands of baby spiders waiting to avenge their mumma
500 like
Okay 500. Thats more like it.
Emmanuel Luongo 666 likes *owo*
I’m in Australia and only just realised that spiders bigger than your hands are not common like...anywhere else. Learning is good, guys!
Hunstman 😬
Same and I had 5 HUNS3NS IN MY ROOM AND TWO WOLF
You can train spiders like puppies
@@agoogleuser8203 they are so friendly, I held one it's the size of my hand and I fed it
@@agoogleuser8203 I legitimately find huntsman spiders cute...
Meanwhile when I see one the first thought I have goes along the lines of flambé
I live in Australia and I’m more scared of the web than the actual spider
Hits spider with door
It was super effective
Babies start emerging from the dead spider, from the door, from the floor, from outside, from your mouth, your entire neighborhood is filled with baby spiders, they soon flee towards the city. You sit cowering in fear back at home, a spider crawls toward you, do you smash it with the door again?
Colonel Fanzipantzen yes, I don’t learn from my mistakes.
He's not a Pokemon
Plays Pokemon music
Uses Door
SmaaAAAAAAaaaash!!!
357 hp to the titanic spider
The titanic spider became tame.
YOU WON!!!
1075 XP for winning
Title of the video "I usually try to save spiders"
This video "101 ways to kill spiders"
101 likes
🤣
But it says he's trying.... I guess?
Lol
Hotel : trivago
1:50 "Great for popping indoors!" That had me rolling on the floor laughin- no dieing.
I am an Aussie and I couldn't love it more!
Burns house down
My dad:why is the house on fire
Me : I saw a spider
My dad: reasonable
More lile baby spiders
DAD in 2019:I will die to kill a spider
DAD in 2040: oh look a cute spider
😂
Damn arachnophobs
@Asiff Danial no
Yeah don’t come to Australia
*Even the kangaroos are venomous mate*
I live in Australia
+Dejan Dukanac Australia 4 life
Rlly m8
@@Thompson_The_Rogue_106 YAS
You fuckers have god damn fire tornadoes.
I know this video is old and probably won’t see this but as someone who’s been to lake cabins a lot. It was very likely a dock spider though, not sure their real name. Sometimes they can be pretty small but on occasion they can grow to be pretty massive. Scary massive.
The circle of life part was SO funny!
*_For once youtube's recommended section is useful._*
Yep found this there too
same
Yep same for me
Dan Acutt same
same
Me: *sees a bug anywhere, is paranoid of that area for at least an hour*
That is literally me and has been me for over 9 years
To true
The spider broom bit was eeeeuruurrhh
I saw one in my bathroom once, downstairs.
I only use that one for peeing now, and use the upstairs one for everything else.
Yeah, thats how terrified of spiders I am.
also: theres a thin spider chillin in there right behind the sink too so yeah thats also g r e a t
@kaythlyn lopez that perv
2:50
Even those big ass spiders you can find in your house are completely harmless. Even if they bite you, which is completely unlikely (even if you hurt them).
They wouldn't do much more than cause a bump XD
Him: I try and save spiders
Also him: eats spider in intro
also him * b o n k*
Dude I found another slime rancher fan!!!
@@mamabear9467 yes! Puddle slimes are clearly their fave lol
you don't need to explain the joke
Haha
*whats the matta, mate?*
Congrats on 100k subs
hi
*Kakuna Rattatta*
Infamous Swoosh lol
Well hello there
Love the content on ur channel. Its such a destresser and brightens my mood. Keep it up my dude :)
not me closing my eyes everytime a spider appear on the screen but keep watching 'cause I love the video-
"Bro look a spider"
Absolutely nobody:
Not a soul:
Ice cream sandwich: **inhales spider**
Me: beats ice cream sandwich with door
And dies
Go to hell
Fuck you go
is he kirb? big brain thoughts
@@tonigrice5558 woah woah wtf
I’m glad RUclips told me to watch this
Me too dude, me too.
Yea so am i
Same
Wtf is Bitzel doing here
edit: I meant Blitzel
same
I once kept a daddy long legs as a pet and it lived in my hair
love your videos so much, bringing joy to my life :)
much love
I got ad of Gordon Ramsay teaching me how to properly slice an onion.
*Watched all of it.*
Snazzy profile brøther
Nice
Sorry to ruin a perfect number
Did you learn how to mince spiders?
Oh my god ,did you try to cook after it?
Everytime I see a spider, I quickly grab the spray and drink all whats in it and hope I die before the spider touches me.
Rogers Animated lmao
Rogers Animated xD
Oh fair enough
Me too
...wait
i live in australia and the spiders here are like huge here and in some time of the year they just poop out cobwebs everywhere
I live in australia and i need therapy for what i saw the other day…
I dont wanna talk about it
**sees spider**
**inhales spider**
**literally freaking dies**
the most painful intro
Phillip Peng ; Yes
I choked on my food when I saw the intro
*...*
Oh hell naw🤢😵
I live in Australia and there was a giant spider we sprayed it with the bug spray and it ran to the door and we opened the door and then a bird came down and eat it, it was beautiful
and then the bird died because of the bug spray
Jk
Kawwai.potato Hi Then everyone in America stood up and clapped.
Australia doesnt exist?
Dinosuar Lover what
Dinosuar Lover Just like Wyoming
I held female (females are bigger) wolf spider at its max size that was probably near the end of its like an I wasn't scared because I like spiders and think they are cool. Although it felt more like a cactus walking on me because the little needles they used to climb stuff were also big. It was probably about the size of my hand and I nearly gave my mom a heart atack with it. I found it under a dock because for some reason there's tons of huge wolf spiders under docks next to lakes. I also had to swim under the docks and it actually was kinda scary to walk UNDER the giant wolf spiders, especially the big one because they could fall on me at any moment.
reading this makes me feel like the spider is in my mouth
I used to be terrified of all spiders, until I started a garden and learned how useful they are to plants because they eat harmful bugs. Now if I see one and I can tell it's not poisonous, I usually just let it be. Just let it vibe with me and my plants. As long as my cat doesn't see it. Then it's out of my hands. And into her paws. Lol.
When he swallowed the spider, I was drinking hot chocolate. Worst moment.
F
f in the chat
420 likes
I feel bad for you-
Well the
*squashes spider thousands of babys scurry out* me: yep ima “accidentally” burn the house down:)
RELATABLE
Seeing it kinda made arson an option at that point
Welcome to a new episode off:
*"Let's get sued by an insurance company!"*
Stone Fields there was bush fires in Australia and my dad was chopping down a rotten tree with a chainsaw cus he volunteered to help from nz and after he chopped down the tree it smashed into the road and the ground started crawling
ThatOneKidYouKnow nuke
One time when I was in my bed I wolf spider fell from the ceiling and hit my face landing on the pillow next to me
Me: i live in Iceland one of the northern countries I must be safe
Spiders in Iceland: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Me:
Kills spider
Spider:
*shadow clone jutsu*
UNDERRATED AF
I was using dead ringer as spy once and a guy said “this guy has like shadow clone jitsu”
BRUH- I CANT
@@hero-scout9397 I never really was on your side Senpai
When the spider summons 1000 clones
Spiders: **Sees my house in the spring**
Spiders: *Its free real estate*
*I T S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E*
*Sees a corner in your house*
XD
*G O O D L U C K M A T E*
Thanks for the like guys
I didn't even get 20 seconds in before choking on my coffee! I was not expecting that Australia bit, but 1000% agree!
When you live in Australia... 👁👄👁
*_eats spider_*
*_WAIT NO_*
Ice Cream Sandwich lol
Ice Cream Sandwich love ur channle
fucking dying for no reason twsyujhmnyugbfvdrcs5x4tuy7i6tiou
Maks Karalov I've seen ya so many times
Me: *drops a bread crumb*
Ants: * OI OI OI IM MOVING IN*
Once I dropped a bead crumb in a hotel
A whole colony moved in under my bed
Oh boy oh boy. I MOVED FROM MY OLD HOUSE BECAUSE I KEPT BREAD AND TOMATOS UNDER MY BED.then the ants came.
These stupid ants come in my house somewhere and there there’s a bigger population of spiders to eat the ants and it just gets eh until winter
Same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago 🤣
So true, I thought this only happens in our house
Re watching your videos, and really wanting to hear more about the cabin adventures!
love the reflection of "wait... spiders are smaller than doors... so... spider are weak to doors!!!!" i would totaly have this type of thinking xD
*wheezes in arachnophobia*
oop Lel
oop i twitch
When i see a spider
Sans - male - bro papyrus undertale is dead and we killed it
Me lol
Gibby Gaming it was never dead. It was never alive
I cannot die
Them: knock knock
Spider: oh hello who's there
THE DOOR
Ooh asdf movie reference
Nice 👌
POV: baby spiders came out from the door
PeePeePooPoo
Yay, another ASDF fan
thank you for killing one of billions of my major arachnophobia
Some kid made “spiders are weak to doors” their yearbook quote
Scientist 1: This spider has long legs. Therefore it should be called Long Legs.
Scientist 2: hmm not kinky enough.
Best comment ever
Scientist 3(in other room):OH YES DADDY
*hmm not kinky enough*
😄💕
Lol
I've seen this before on Facebook 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Me: **sees teeny tiny spider** HELP ME!
dad: **kills it**
Me: my hero
If I was in that situation it would be like this:
Me: Dad, kill it!
Dad: Do it yourself, you p*ssy
Me: awwe spider
Spider: henlo
Me: ill put you outside once im done forcing shit out of my ass hole
Spider: o k
@@leviedelen2480 yup that's me
Relatable
I just put them in toilet paper and throw it out