SLPT: Insults don't sound as cool from other people if you called yourself that exact insult first. "You look like a pickle!" "I do NOT!" vs. "You look like a pickle!" "Yeah, I know. I told you last week, remember? What else is new?"
He could have used any of the worst slurs known to man, yet all he said was Ted Cruz's name and it was somehow a lot more devastating. That guy is a legend.
If you have ever seen the movie "Bernie" with Jack Black, you might recognize the gentleman being interviewed. He's was the very same person that described the different parts of Texas (in the movie) with the same contempt for Dallas and The People's Republic of Austin as he does for TED.
@@DarkShadows713 GOP bylaws clearly state that people with names sounding even remotely foreign are to be denied membership, thereby enabling the party to further their nationalist agenda while also telling said "foreigners" to "go back to where you came from".
I’ve hunted down this clip & now I’ve found it! I couldn’t love this more. That man is a dark lord of the burn. I’m amazed “Ted” didn’t immediately choose to disappear & live in the wilderness after that.
If that “Ted” sounds familiar maybe it’s because this is the same guy who said another name just as sarcastically. And that name would be brad Hamilton. The same brad Hamilton who used to work at all American burger.
This is a very late reply but I'm so curious who you're referring to. Judge Reinhold was Brad Hamilton at All American. I feel like I'm missing something simple.
I always wondered if his 'secret magic word' was simply 'word' because there didn't seem to be any time between him saying 'secret magic word' and his transformation into superted.
Awesome but Banksy was a fail, altho not an epic one. It's easy to be contemptuous of Lobster Fest in TX. Let's hear what you got on Crawfish Festival. I'll stop there. Mudbug Madness is a gimme.
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It’s impressive that John was able to carry on with the show, given that he was assassinated by that man seconds before
A true Theodore Roosevelt
@@sour_peckanmix noone stops the bull moose
Jo'kel I can’t believe people don’t talk about that story more often.
@@Raulbikcube yeah, youd think that would become a national legend or something.
lol
He just couldn't put into "John" what he had put into "Ted". It takes real contempt for that.
that contempt in Ted came with a bit of forced air out of the lungs with the gut muscles...
last week tonight should be called "man professionally bullies himself"
That alternate title is as least as accurate as many of the titles John and his writers come up with.
SLPT: Insults don't sound as cool from other people if you called yourself that exact insult first.
"You look like a pickle!"
"I do NOT!"
vs.
"You look like a pickle!"
"Yeah, I know. I told you last week, remember? What else is new?"
@@ArcanineEspeon
The SLPT was the best part of what you wrote. I love that.
That was the in-development name for it. /j
He could have used any of the worst slurs known to man, yet all he said was Ted Cruz's name and it was somehow a lot more devastating. That guy is a legend.
I was legitimately surprised when the man didn't say "Olsen TWIN."
Or whose the guy that played Kyle ren he keeps crushing on...
Adam driver
I remembered it like 3 seconds before I was gonna Google
@@mnemonichotpocket Well, there's no reason to say Adam Driver's name with contempt. He can do absolutely anything he wants, after all.
@@ArcanineEspeon
I mean...if that hairy unwashed buffalo won't snap off John's toes then..might be little contemptuous
If you have ever seen the movie "Bernie" with Jack Black, you might recognize the gentleman being interviewed. He's was the very same person that described the different parts of Texas (in the movie) with the same contempt for Dallas and The People's Republic of Austin as he does for TED.
Love that movie and recognized him
And these ads were also directed by Richard Linklater!
@@joelelliott8029 I had no idea. I guess that it explains it then. Thank you
He's also the guy who got Brad fired from All-American Burger in Fast Times @ Ridgemont High
Yep, Texan contempt. Our number one export, nationally and internationally.
hi from the northeast can I order 2 crates jarred and labeled thanks
Must be that German in y’all
@@Sport4Life that's gotta hurt. But Texan contempt so much cooler! 😉
The only way he'd be more Texan is if he said with absolute contempt: "Bless your heart."
"Come on..John"
*HBO cancels Last Week Tonight*
And boot Oliver back to UK lol
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THANK YOU! Every damn clip I've found on here cuts off right before the "names said with contempt" bit. I LOVE Oliver's show!
You're welcome, Rebecca!
Yeah, _rebecca._
Come on, "Ted"
Dear sweet Jesus, this is priceless.
Ted Cruz was one of the 6 to vote against the stimulus package today. I immediately thought of this video. C'mon, Ted.
Side note: The original ad was directed by Richard Linklater.
I prefer his younger brother, Richard Linkrightnow, more creative vision and better work ethic.
Coastfog I’m sure Richard Linkrightnow is the older brother
Coastfrog Michael Yang Are either of them related to the youtuber Richard Linkinthedescription?
@@danielgalef994 I'm not sure, but I think there's a commemorative plaque in Linkin Park you can check.
Must’ve taken 12 years
Part of the contempt in his tone might be because Raphael Edward Cruz chooses to be called "Ted." Come on, Raphael!
His name is RAPHAEL?!! I LIVE in Texas how could I not know this!!
Tedward
@@DarkShadows713 He Anglicized his name to fit in better with the GOP. 😏
Come on, tedward!!!!
@@DarkShadows713 GOP bylaws clearly state that people with names sounding even remotely foreign are to be denied membership, thereby enabling the party to further their nationalist agenda while also telling said "foreigners" to "go back to where you came from".
I love John. His humor can be so devastating.
That man is a ROAST LORD
This brought me joy. Thank you.
Word is that ratings hit rock bottom immediately after this Texan man said "c'mon John"
So perfect. This kind of humor never fails to get me😹
*That's got to be Jerry van Dyke's doppelganger twin!!!!*
I’ve hunted down this clip & now I’ve found it! I couldn’t love this more. That man is a dark lord of the burn. I’m amazed “Ted” didn’t immediately choose to disappear & live in the wilderness after that.
I love that he can take it as he gives it.
That's wonderful.
That is my most favorite political ad EVER!
When he said "John Oliver" I felt that...
That last one as a questing almost was brilliant
If that “Ted” sounds familiar maybe it’s because this is the same guy who said another name just as sarcastically. And that name would be brad Hamilton. The same brad Hamilton who used to work at all American burger.
This is a very late reply but I'm so curious who you're referring to. Judge Reinhold was Brad Hamilton at All American. I feel like I'm missing something simple.
THAT MAN WAS IN THE MOVIE BERNIE WITH JACK BLACK HE DID A GREAT JOB
That guy is a dead ringer for John O'Donnal, the pickup driver in Raising Arizona.
You’re so right!!
"John..Oliver...?... Pick a doggone first name and stick with it!"
Any one watch Super Ted as a child? I sat through an episode the other day, it's not as good as I remember it.
I always wondered if his 'secret magic word' was simply 'word' because there didn't seem to be any time between him saying 'secret magic word' and his transformation into superted.
Ngl I was reading a book about Ted Bundy and I kept saying “cmon, Ted” disdainfully in this voice anytime he kept trying to say he was innocent.
When it comes to saying "John" with contempt, there is a new sheriff in town, and his name is Adum.
Find "every time Adum says jon"
This is awesome
0:14 Ah, the good old “essential essence”. I love the way he gets to the central centre of the pointy point.
The great thing is, if John saw this comment, he'd make fun of himself in those exact words.
and a star is born XD
still a gem! Come on Teeedd!
C’mon...MITCH.
Jason Lefler it’s Meeitch 😏
You know as a Mitch this comment kinda scared the shit out of me for a second when I saw it
The Luck Owl oh, c’mon...MITCH!
@@mitchellamar3286 you should really change your name. there's a guy out there right now just bringing all kinds of shame to the name mitch
I keep thinking I've seen him somewhere before. Reminds me of the catheter cowboy.
I personally know that actor. He’s a really great guy. He’s in all the Evil Bong movies lol
This is just what it's like living in the south
I haven't laughed so hard in years!
i guess you need to cheer up more...
Janinho897 you as well.
Come on... Ted!
Is that the same guy they hired to be the ongoing comment cowboy?
When I watch Ted 2 and am somewhat underwhelmed.
isn't that the cat from the evil bong franchise?
How do they track these people down?
How DaFuq Did Ted Even Get Re-Elected?
That’s the guy from the movie, Bernie.
He looks like a Brian Stack character
Would have been even better if he had said who the f is John Oliver.
where i can find that man (exactly in what part of texas) and how much it cost to have him say my name with total texas contempt?
Where is Commentiquette?
Wait, this clip was in one of Erik's videos?
He calls himself tough as a texan, but he's soft as a canadian.
Weird
Maybe cause his name's actually Rafael?
what a good sport 😁
dude I didn't understand a word that dude said
And Ted isn't really his name! Let's hear him say Rafael.
He said it like "ted" because "ted's" real name is rafael
It’s pronounced ‘Turd Ooze.’
Ted.
Love it!!!
Awesome but Banksy was a fail, altho not an epic one. It's easy to be contemptuous of Lobster Fest in TX. Let's hear what you got on Crawfish Festival.
I'll stop there. Mudbug Madness is a gimme.
Amazing!!😆
La-bra-doodle...
Looks like spencer pratt
Oh yeah, forgot about this one. I was thinking of the one Cenk did.
That Ted.
This bit kinda sucked and did a disservice to the source material. Getting him to say random celebrity names wasn't funny. Come on...........John.
Except for labradoodle.
Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_Ted_
Trumps new book coming out. !! How i got some. Handmaids. T. A. I. L. !!
You bots are getting more and more clever huh 🥱
@Christopher Marlowe Oh, the irony
eh
Very underwhelming
jesus christ this is what passes as funny in center-left circles?
You're just a normie
Karsten, are you a russian bot try to pass as human in alt-right circles?
I think this can be appreciated by people on the far left. I know I found it funny and I'm somewhere in the aniticapitalist left.
@@bryanferguson1694 this person seems to be an anarcho-communist or libertarian socialist.
Come on...Karsten. this is almost as HILARIOUS as those "orange man bad" memes.