Troom Troom has The Worst Self Defense Tips Ever
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2021
- Troom Troom is a content farm RUclips Channel that put out a video called "17 Self Defense Tips That May Save Your Life"... Obviously we can't have that. Honestly, these Self Defense tips range anywhere from.. what? to PLEASE don't do that to "wow, not smart" to even actual sound advice? wow!
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Greg or I’ll kick you
Greg
Me: I train for the "streetz" your kicks can't hurt me
Also me: Greg please Greg, I don't want to get kicked
Kick me I’ll just check it with my knee or elbow
Smart…
@@khalidbinwaleed5072 you'll check a kick with an elbow? Yeah, not so sure about that one bud. 😄
Can’t wait for the Troom to dominate the UFC’s lightweight division.
😂😂
I mean, they know how to shoot hadoukans apparently, so they can spam that shit
ruclips.net/video/yhAjuoYp0ZQ/видео.html it's coming almost there
@@wolfhawk1999
They stole Midoriya's One for All quirk by the looks of it, they would be able to destroy the arena in seconds haha
i can see it now : tell him he should shave the nasty long hair on his right shoulder, now he is in perfect position for that knock out punch while he is looking, use your lighter to burn his nostrils while he's down so he can't find u by scent later on. go and get that belt
You can tell not one person involved in the production of this has ever been in a fight before. Like this is so far removed from reality that its hilarious
They definitely just took clips they’d seen online and modified them slightly
@@SenseiSeth yeah youd see all these kind of stereotypical tips on any crappy self defense program. Like very specific situations with responses that depend on everything going right with no variables
Surrealist comedy at its best.
Watch their other videos. They've never been involved in human life, either.
Probably never interacted with a real human being before either considering the bizarre social interactions that leads up to these scenarios
5:02 hearing "let's burn this scoundrel!" in the classic upbeat troom troom voice is peak comedy fr
Sometimes i wonder if Troom Troom is a parody of life-hacks
With the escape the trunk technique, I find it funny how they assume you will be somewhere where you’re free once you’re out of the trunk. What if you’re in a locked garage or in someone’s walled off yard or anywhere else where more must be done to escape once you’re out of the trunk. People open the trunk when they’re AT their destination, not on an open street where you can run a away
Exactly. Also many trucks have safety features where you can unlock it from inside
Plus, it's a lot easier to be seen on an open street. Someone is bound to see you carrying your victim.
or on a bouncy freeway and there a big truck behind you
I've got a good self-defense tip: tell the aggressor that Icy Mike is your friend
Everyone knows Icy Mike doesn't have any friends.
It'll just make the attacker more aggressive insulting his common sense
*Icicle Mice-ickle
@@shinobi-no-bueno Lol, isn't that what Armchair Violence calls him?
In that case you should seek help anyways because youre already a victim.
5:20 *Seth wondering: “Does fire actually hurt?”*
Mwahahahahaha!!!
Hahahaha. He won't take anything for granted.
That bit reminded me of the first Lethal Weapon film ...
What the heck?! Never seen you a week ago, now I’ve seen 2 comments from you in the last week
have a mr. n.Stein with strong feelings on the topic, also several grass type pokemon.
Tbf it only hurt because he kept it in one position which would be impossible in AA scuffle
I like how they mix smart self defence like “not attracting attention” calling for help etc with stuff that actually doesn’t work like reclining
Yo this is why reaction videos were made.
This was gorgeous. Had me cracking up for the total lack of words
(Especially with the over hyped fabricated bs nowadays this really hits the spot. Thanks)
The cutesy voice-over over the footage of someone getting locked in a trunk was oddly unsettling in a David Lynch sort of way
The part where the girl is being choked with her own scraf was even darker imo!
I had the same thought.
David Lynch has nothing on this level of surrealism.
Yeah that was supercreepy!
just get in the trunk! and keep your mouth shut, don’t say a word!
Dude you should have went to the store for tape.
U should react to some of these videos on ur channel or with Seth
🤣
Hahaha
Please tell me your going to test the perfume in the eyes on Seth?
Wouldn’t hVe been as good as the fire bit lol
as someone who’s actually practiced kung fu for 7 years, using a lighter and causing the attacker pain would actually kinda make him more angry and attack you more. so a better way to actually get away from the attacker is just DOING AN ACTUAL SELF DEFENSE TECHNIQUE. and apparently all of us have a lighter in a pocket.
A lighter ineffective unless its xena warrior princess style. 😂
My mom took a women's self defense course once. The next time I visited she wanted to show me how she learned to break out of a collar grab. It involved turning her back 🤦♂️. I immediately pulled my arm out a picked her up in a suplex position. That technique was way less effective than just freaking out and struggling. If the technique is worse than just freaking out, it's the opposite of training.
Best self defence methods. 1: Get friends. 2: Get a weapon. Nobody messes with you is you are packing an Iowa class battleship.
Myself I settle for the old classic. I collapse to the ground and whimper like a puppy until my attack walks away in disgust. Works well for me.
Hmmmm
Seems legit
Oh, so you're a BJJ master.
@wesley peterson well, actually that used to work pretty well in the 80 and 90. I remember when the yonkis used that to take my money. " Hey dude, give me something, I have aids and I can scratch you or bite you"
Hi
Ricewind.
When self defense is taught in a happy manner it's already weird to me. Real self defense situations are nasty, quick and very violent. However Seth's reactions are the best😂
Why does this comment not have a hundred likes!?
Self defense must not be taught in a way that appeals to children more than it does to adults!
You need Detective JJ Bittenbinder to teach you Street Smarts!
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the kidnapping was the worst offender for this .
Not happy just goofy
Never heard of your channel before; now I love it.
Never heard of Troom Troom before; I'm very upset that their existence is now known to me.
Last Christmas I taught my wife the best self-defense technique ever, no question!
It was called I got her a .357 and a one year membership to the local gun club to practice. I showed her how to use it and we've been practicing quick draw.
As a bonus gift she got herself a concealed carry permit.
Gun-fu is greatest self-defence system there is!
Their self-defense tip of "practicing martial arts everyday" - sound advice 🤘 what they're practicing, on the other hand, didn't look very sound 😀
Wish we didn't have to listen to the sound of her annoying af voice
Troom troom is basically if your brain was jellybeans. and had the intelligence of a kindergarten kid
Jelly beans do be good though
True!
@@SenseiSeth i wish my brains were jellybeans
@@lucascastro2802 common, you would eat it, be careful what you wish for!
Please do not insult kindergarten kids. Or jellybeans. They've done nothing to deserve this.
the ending "nope"s were legendary. love this channel
This is so awesome. I am totally going to show these tricks to the boys and girls around my mma course... The escapes from the choke holds seem to be super effective
Oh Seth, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to bad women’s self defense on the internet! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
You two should do a video where you discuss the best and worst women’s self-defense videos you’ve seen.
There's been a lot worse, as you've showcased in your series on it, but this one might take the cake for just cringe-inducing
Ramsey has a long series where he shows why they don’t work with real pressure, it’s hilarious :)
As a lady... YES! - I 100% agree Ramsey! I kickbox, and roll Jiu-Jitsu and I can't yell it loud enough. Get REAL training, from REAL martial arts instructors!!
Yeah if someone knows then you😂
My side hurts by laughing at Seth's look of bewilderment after Trooms says shut up while you're being put in the trunk of a car.
16:30 Pulling the pinkies off actually works for chokeholds, they are forced to get their hands off or have their pinkies broken. Also you can easily break fingers even untrained. That's why small joint manipulation is banned in every combat sport.
And so is that choke
Bruh why did troom troom choose to have someone with the most cheery voice talk about kidnappings, burning people with lighters, and robbers
And attempted killers!
Yeah!, she would be better off narrating children stories.
Because these are people who use the term "kidnappees" rather valid existing terms like hostage or captive.
Drugs that's how 🤔
I'd never heard of Troom Troom. Thank you for this - this was genuinely horrifying. The narration sounding like it's something coming from a toy is really the icing on the cake.
its "manufactored" life hacks channel. They mass produce videos and i guess they try to appeal for kids but also make it gringey enough for adults share them with each other like "hey, look, this wouldnt work lol". They also have gotten facebook algorithm down i guess. Almost none of their life hacks work no matter if its about cooking, cleaning or making something handy (they cheat a lot too, for example in the cooking videos whatever they put in microwave or oven is not the same product they take out. Same with cleaning "tips")
Back in the day they were good but now they're bullshit
8:44 I just recognized the Kwonkicker music
The one with the lighter: don’t forget, there is also going to be a struggle back and forth. The guy’s arms are not going to stay in one spot. So trying to have the lighter on his arm in the same spot for 3 seconds for him to feel the pain is going to be extremely difficult.
As someone who's been a parfumier, I guarantee you that getting some perfume in your eyes isn't enough to stop you if you're actually in a fight. It stings, obviously, and you'll need a second to wipe your eyes, but it doesn't disable a person like a proper self defence spray would.
Oh wow, this is actually news to me. I figured it would’ve SUCKKED
@@SenseiSeth That's because they didn't show the secret technique:
After you applied the perfume, you set it on fire with the ChokeholdDefenceLighter (TM) and run away from BurningFaceMan.
Small note here, keep the lighter upside down and protected from the wind until you feel your fingers heat up, then use the hot metal rim on the attacker's skin... or drop the lighter inside his shirt. ;)
Much easier done in a talkup when things gets gruffy at the club though.
That’s why actual legit self defense tutorials work by using something like bear or pepper spray
@@zizochemlali4639 Which also doesnt stop someone on speed or meth or just blind fury... Methheads be shot 9 times in the chest by police and still standing up and fighting
@@johanmetreus1268 Hahaha yess. Perfume the (RAT) and LET him get you into the chokehold before you burn his elbow with your lighter and light him ablaze. Except you both catch on fire and end of RUclips video. 😂 But don't forget to check out the video next on how to quick and easily put out a defensive body fire that has consumed you from your own stupidity.
"WhIlE hE's StUnNeD bY yOuR aGiLiTy"
Yeah, no
Don't think any of them ever threw a punch at somebody
@@YellowTubby69 Or got a punch thrown at them, for that matter.
If the guy is waiting for you inside of your car, he's a hitman and you are already dead, not stunning him with your moves lol Which would be fun is if she have electric seat lol
XD I KNOW RIGHT
In reality it would work like this: okay they took off my scarf now I can pull down the seat
And than they get punched in the face before they can even touch the lever which is what would happen in this situation
1:57 ah yes let me just pull out my trusty pin real quick while laying in a trunk
The grabbing a person by the pinky to stop them from choking you absolutely works. The assailant can't possibly fight back against that because they'll be laughing so hard they'll be out of breath themselves.
As a smoker, the idea of the lighter not immediately being blown out is hilarious.
if the attacker's hands are busy I think it's plausible, however, if they see you reach for something in your pocket when they have a rear naked choke, you better get ready for some big trouble.
@@kirito3082 Unless it's an electronic high pressure lighter that won't snuff away and is easy to hold firmly, it won't do ANYTHING --> because this will simply make the attacker enraged and squeeze harder move backwards making that weak flame dangle all over your arm and do nothing or snuff off. An electronic one on the other hand will burn like crazy, that one could potentially do it, but since they didn't use that one or even mention it, yeah no horrible idea. BTW even a zippo won't be enough to beat being strangled, electronic one could, so much more heat.
@@kiloneie You mean one of those mini-blowtorch things? Yeah that was my thought for "self defense lighter". Probably still pretty weak though.
There are wind-resistent "storm/jet flame" burners, which have a highly concentrated flame and kinda function like Kitchen Torches
Their gonna probably just going to pull super hard or throw you to the ground.
3:57 You’ve seen that “grape lady” video too many times. 🤣
Dude, it’s the greatest video on planet RUclips
@@SenseiSeth lmao
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@@SenseiSeth she does have great technique
13:14 instead of perfume, I suggest using a pepper spray-
Happy to recognize over the past few years there is a new generation of martial artists growing that use common sense and realistic check-up of even their own techniques.
Thanks man!
PS: I enjoyed your video of your visit to Hardee‘s in NC a lot!
I have not genuinely Laughed so hard I sobbed in ages.. But that voice over of the woman being put in the trunk quite literally brought me to my knees
Pretty terrible lmao
They didn't get the creepiest guy they could find. Hell they never even called me. I feel so rejected. Doesn't feel good brah.
Hahahahah
They were too creeped out to call you. Sorry man. There is such a thing as being overqualified for a position. Better luck next time.
0:32 it has that pokemon videogame vibe, sure it can be used
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Seth is giving us actual self defence advice in parallel to troom troom?
This is like the Monty Python skit about how to play the flute: Blow in this end here and move your fingers over the holes here!
What actually bothers me is kids are gonna be watching this and getting them selves hurt by copying it
Which is why I make the video 👍
Easier for me I mean them to kidnap kids I guess
@@Jeffplsgo lol
@@Jeffplsgo bro?
Only found your channel about a month ago and it’s quickly become a favourite on RUclips, you have great charisma, a wise mind and a kind heart. Also funny af. Perfect for martial arts and the teaching of. Respect 🥊
Honestly, this is making a very real issue like assault and the necessary self defense against it look like a fun little adventure on a saturday morning where everyone involved has a good laugh afterwards and nobody has anything worse than a little ouchie that needs just a bandaid.
Seth's reactions are priceless.
$7 minimum
@@SenseiSeth shut up and take my money
@@SenseiSeth no priceless!!! Where you get NO MONEY
@@DENVEROUTDOORMAN he knows it’s a joke calm down Jamal
I'm gonna make his confused face my wallpaper, love it
Honestly, its not just the terrible advice that gets me. But also how happy and upbeat she makes it sound. "Being attacked is so much fun!" It almost feels like a parody, but I don't think it's meant to be one....
"are you being strangled hihihi"
11:20 Ik i shouldn't laugh but the awkward silence made it hillarious 😂😂
It's so so SO sad that these kind of self defence techniques are out there. Making safety even worse by giving people a false sense of selfreliabillity
Man, I love watching Seth’s “try not to laugh” challenges
I always hate how they try to make escaping from tape zip ties or rope look so easy by using the thinnest flimsiest stuff they can find and wrapping it around maybe like 3 passes
There is no way in HELL you are going to poke through duct tape with a bobby pin in your teeth or just effortlessly rip through it
Also, she was using a hair pin, not a Bobby pin. Biiig difference. The ends of Bobby pins are covered in plastic and would not poke through any kind of tape. Problem is that Hair Pins fall out extremely easily and, quite honestly, aren’t great for everyday use. I work in special effects and I only use them for wigs and occasional updos. I don’t think I’ve EVER seen a layperson use them for casual wear.
And if you’re able to use a hairpin in your teeth to poke the tape, just use your teeth!!!
19:06 - the look on your face trying to hold back the “ 🎵 LET IT ALL OUT 🎵 “, priceless
That bit with the umbrella is priceless. It's like these idiots saw a bit of Bartitsu and thought, we can do that!
5:21 Thank you for your dedication to your videos, science, and self defense. However, in the future, I don't recommend placing an open flame to your skin. Leave that to Icey Mike.
Won't he melt?
If you’re bound, gagged, and stuffed in the trunk of a Daewoo…
Odds are you’re not going to be able to get in position to kick the attacker like that.
Dude, don't even go that far. You won't be able to free yourself in the first place.
@@Vlad_Tepes_III depends on what you're bound with
That high pitch squeaky “Keep your mouth shut don’t say a word!” Is burned into my memory now
Well on watching the video, I took one big important tip away... Don't try to light yourself on fire.... Not even to show people that it would in fact hurt....
The alternative and probably most pragmatic way of explaining why the technique was stupid , would be to explain that people don't stand still while trying to choke you and you'd be too busy trying to grab his hands from around your neck while getting pulled around to reach for the lighter. But Seth is a man that goes that extra step beyond and takes one for the team.... Which we should all respect..
Congrats, Seth. You have finally done it. You’ve found someone teaching more useless martial arts than the average TKD mcdojo 🤣 …says the man who holds a black belt in TKD lol
The mc here takes this from making you sound like an idiot to being funny
Did you study TKD because you heard that “kicks get chicks?”
@@dr.floridamanphd that reason and none other haha
Do you practice ITF or WTF?
@@PastaBlaster it’s been years since I’ve done TKD but we were an independent school so didn’t have ITF or WTF affiliations. We promoted it as Americanized taekwondo, which from what I’ve seen over the years is closer to tang soo do
Watching this with Icy Mike would have been hilarious.
Honestly, this is just very funny. The way they try to do some 'self defense' and 'pull out a hairpin' is just too funny to be true. This comedy made my day.
P.S I love your videos btw:D
The “Dude I’m trying” convinced me. I’m subbed
5:23 Seth deciding to light himself on fire
"FIRE BAD!!!"
"Twisty, twisty ouchies" should be your next shirt design
This is a very dangerous video, it must be prohibited! I've broken 3 of my ribs 'cause the laughin! I think we need a video explain how to defense from this video! 😂😂 Thanks a lot, sensei!
I hate that hairpin hack. If she were in the back of a moving vehicle, that pin would more likely go through the roof of her mouth than thick duct tape. Also, unless the kidnapper had the foresight and know-how to remove or disable it, most cars come equipped with an emergency trunk release inside for this very reason.
If your captor drives a Daewoo, you're about to get sold REALLY damn cheap.
Just saying.
Pretty sure that’s a type of Korean gun
@@Histgyph daewoo also made cars
@@PHOBOS300 oh interesting I didn’t know
I like the super passive aggressive narration too 18:21 “push the rat to the floor”
Omg, Great video. That promo was crazy, WoW! That safty pin trick would not have worked so well if they used DuckTape, LoL. Keep up the awsome work..
the troom video is the type of content I would expect as a mockup in a movie about a modern dystopia
Looks like I’m going to do a video on this too! Thanks for making this!!
Have at it!
The lock on the backpack is such an amazing tip because i would never be able to take it with me
your commentary is hilarious. great video!
5:05 I was taught to NOT do this. If someone has you in a choke hold, the last thing you want to do is cause them to flinch. They'll most likely flinch backwards away from whatever is causing the pain (in this case, elbow being burned moves back- closer to your throat) and you're now actively being choked instead.
Personal experience. They just take the backpack and loot it later.
Makes sense
Also, they will most likely have a pocket knife. Backpacks are cut open easily.
See also: Knife.
Yeah I laughed too, I think it's the extremeness of the situation contrasting the "fun" joyful nature of the last clip/maybe a defensive laugh to the situation. Also, note your chance of survival drastically decreases if they're able to get into the vehicle, especially the trunk, that being said Seth makes a good point about the kidnapper is most likely stronger than you, and planned this out but at this point your best bet is to fight back. Stay aware of your surroundings my friends, and be safe.
17:35 so once you're safe inside just come right back outside and endanger yourself again.
Your RUclips channel is the funniest karate channel
Tbh, i think some mcdojos' invisible force fields are more effective than these self-defence tips 🤣
Naw, just their lawyers
My little sister used to love troom troom and then there's me who actually takes Karate and saw her watching this and I'm just dying 🤣
Okay, gamer Jedi 2007.
Sidekicks don't work kiddo
karate is less than ideal for self defense, so yeah...
@@Gabi24492 it's helped me in many fights
@@Gh0st_0723 they do if used correctly
Hey man can you please do more like this?? I love your reaction 😂
13:45 tips on how to give yourself a concussion and possibly a fractured skull: slam your head into someone else's
7:40 Once you’ve knocked your opponent to the ground, the best course of action is to slowly walk away 😂
Ah yes, turn around, and go away, totally a good idea
Idk if I'm just overly aggressive, but once you have an attacker on the ground you should be trying to smash his skull, ribs, and knees. That last one may sound weird, but if you stomp someone's knees when they're down it can help keep them down.
👉Coolness points👈
@@Anonymous-hx3pu that would turn into assault. Just do it to where he's out cold or incapacitated. Anything more than that the courts (which doesn't like self defense in the first place) would have a joy ride with it. You know how things are turning these days.
slowly walking away through the sunset.....that part us important XD
Hi Seth, I think trying some of theses superior Troom-techniques with Icy Mike or Wonderboy would make for a hilarious video!
A thing to note is when ur terrified (like somebody trying any of these) it can very hard to make a sound so screaming might not be possible. If ur unable to scream please try and do something else that might make a lot of sound
8:49 when they both looked at eachother like dat 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪
This is so hard to watch. After learning how to apply chokes, and shown to stop them, I'm face palming. Also, this is something I have to look out for because I have a sister. Good thing she also has the ability to smell nonsense.
I couldn't agree more. I know how to get out of the choke holds too.
YES! I've been waiting for such a video from you in a while now! Thanks Seth
Thanks for sticking around!
Self-defense tip : learn to run fast and long, most aggressors won't be able to follow.
Pls make more, thid is is very good.
15:08 " imma give you kidnappies" hahahah
Houston Jones would be proud of your fire demo
Hahaha
My favorite quote ever is now "this little birds got caught, no cage though, get in the trunk"
10:20
"Scream for help"
Response: best sound advice. I see what you did there.
*slow clap*
Remember kids, if anyone tries to offer you a teddy bear it means they're out to get you. Headbutt them until they start convulsing, it's the only way to be sure you're safe.
"Martial Arts Mary Poppins shit is this?!"
*best line*
I love the fact that chika has the forethought to alter her clothing but not to lock her car door xD
I think I was happier not knowing that troom exists thanks Seth
Man, he REALLY wanted that umbrella...
This was hysterical. Please do more 😀 your reactions were gold
What gets me about that women's self defense is, "Make him let go, make him fall over... Uh confrontation over?" Mild inconvenience probably wouldn't deter a guy who randomly decides to choke you on the street.
Another tip: kick the back lights. Those are the weakest parts of the trunk and then stick a hand or foot out. Someone’s bound to realize something’s wrong.