What's the Best Weapon in Your Kitchen??
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- Опубликовано: 5 апр 2024
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What’s the Best Self Defense Tool that you can use in your Kitchen? Icy Mike and I are on a quest to find out!!
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@SenseiSeth deadliest fruit is durian,its the child of pineapple and coconut.
The idea of you starting a cooking channel i think is actually way more suitable for you.
How about an episode of you making Chanko Nabe?
Should make you more aware of the difference in quality cooking equipment too. Back in the day, when grandmas were bashing there husbands the rolling pin were made of one part without moveable parts, google for Moroccan Wooden Rolling Pin or Mattarello rolling pin made of Beech Wood, which used for furniture too! That is the reason the italian ladys could always batter their husbands! By the way breaking of the foot of a table is usually enough to batter someone to hospital too! Not even inferior to any riot stick of the police
I love 2 strong men giggling together about how they're gonna be in trouble while talking about self defense.
I laughed at the same part cause i thought "they better clean up or theyre gonna get yelled at"
It's the same conversation two guys will have every year starting at the age of 6. The only difference is it starts with a dozen ninjas and gets more practical every year.
@@donovanmallory That’s why I laugh every time someone says we live in a simulation… 🤔 If we are then tell me 🤷🏻♂️Where are all the Ninjas? 🥷🥷🥷🥷🥷…😬👍
@@allenwurl6245 You can't see them, because they are ninjas.
The switching between "Badass Fighting Bros" to "Shit My Wife Will Kill Us" modes in the kitchen is pure GOLD 🤣
"It doesn't hurt" *CLANG*
"...It hurts a little"
Get a long italian or French straight rolling pin. No handles. They make them out of hardwood. They only have two uses. Flattening bread dough, or flattening skulls.
Never get between a Frenchman and his baguette
The super cheap Japanese rolling pins are just a 1.5 inch dowel really. No handle - a bit short for like … Combat. But a bad day for someone who takes it to the face.
I don't know if the median adult male could crack through the median adult male scull with one of those. Or if they could, how many people would be able to land a strike accurate enough and with enough force in combat, is a different question itself
Oh hell yeah !
As an italian i am always miffed at those weak and flimsy american rolling pins , i have a 60cm/2ft rolling pin that is a solid piece and the width three fingers ,
If that where slammed on your head you'd feel it and it wouldn't be funny
@@davidegaruti2582 Exactly!
Is no one gonna talk about the kid just chilling in the back ground at 16:38 while two buffed men fight each other with plates?
He's too busy training
Probably his kid
As a precocious toddler once said in a viral video, "A KNIFE!!! 😄🔪" 😉😂😂
I thought it was a spatula video myself... :)
"NOOOOO"
The Pyrex measuring cup is genius! Gotta make sure it's Pyrex and not a generic knockoff, because I've dropped both on a tile floor, and the generic one shattered into a million pieces, whereas the Pyrex cup just bounced.
Damn, that’s good to know. I mean not for the combat aspect, but normal kitchen use.
Good point! A cheap plastic one would not work as well! 😂
Pyrex needs to use this video as advertising. It's brilliant.
"This is a robbery *slash* home invasion." 🤣🤣🤣
Did not expect Mike to break a bottle over his head. Also did not expect Seth to taste said bottle 😂😂😂
I was shocked 😂
If fighting my siblings has taught me anything ,it's that everything is a weapon
Mike comes in a kitchen with a flame thrower and it feels normal for some reason! LOL
10:34
Mike" underrated are small hurd things you can hold in your hand" words of wisdom
Was looking for this comment 😂
Best food as a weapon? Durian. It is spiky as hell, an ideal size for throwing, and if it breaks open, the odor coming from its insides will likely give your attacker pause.
a coconut? Roddy Piper bashed Snuka pretty good with that one.
😂
Imagine signing up for martial arts lessons and you walk in to this lol. Im joining that dojo
Every time you do one of these videos outside of Mikes gym. I imagine what people in the other businesses are thinking.
I think they know what's up by now, 1 neighbor has been featured in at least 2 videos.
They know what’s up. “Mike’s at it again!”
14:18 ive never seen such a elder speak the words of a child before but it was hilarious
I'm in my kitchen right now, so it's gotta be me! Just kidding, but if I'm being serious, I have a butcher knife that would be a decent option. It's got a great grip, a guarded bolster, solid steel tang and blade, and a pommel that looks like it could do some serious damage. Also, Sensei Seth and Icy Mike collaborations are honestly one of my favorite things on all of RUclips.
If you have a meat tenderizer that’s basically already a medieval tool of war
That and the things just look scary. So you definitely got the potential psychological effect.
Meat cleaver @@ironclamp5325
Y’all have so much chemistry as a duo 😂
That breakaway bottle! You guys had me rolling.
Intimidation factor! Have a breakaway bottle on the counter. SMASH it on your head and just start acting crazy! Throw fruit, a plate, pans. 🤪
You don't want what I got! 🤪
I work in a kitchen and we play a game where if there was a zombie apocalypse what would you grab besides a knife to defend yourself. The things we’d come up with: meat slicer blade, broom/mop, oil on the floors, releasing the gas lines and lighting up the place, harsh seasonings(chili pepper for example) in the face, meat pounder etc.
Quinoa or teff are also very slippery on the floor.
Ninja pepper powder would be horrible! Flour, baking soda, and other powders would blind the opponent and I don't have to tell y'all which ones will combust when thrown in the air!
Also all the cleaning chemicals in the kitchen…
The comedic beat between you throwing the plate and then smashing the other one over Mike's head KILLED ME.
I'm a big fan of how Icy Mike briefly transmogrified into Kung Lao with plates.
16:45 I feel bad for that kid. He has to lift weights while under supervision while you goobers have the time of your lives 😂
The comedic timing of these cuts were perfect 😂
I literally just paused the video because I was laughing so hard at Mike and the plastic spatula.
My humble suggestions: a knife hone makes a serviceable truncheon, a handheld lemon juicer adds a cruel twist to any jab, and anyone who owns a pair of meat shredding claws already has the most intimidating tool in their kitchen drawer.
The bear claw set on an berserking chief’s hands will definitely strike terror into the hearts of those poor insurgents
The drawback is needing to put on a yellow spandex suit and grow massive sideburns before using them.
Best kitchen defense weapon set: sword and shield, a.k.a. Kettle-lid with central grip and longest chef‘s knife available. Chinese Cleaver or meat-spear from your grill if preferred. The fire extinguisher seemed a good blinding agent, but would need a companion meat hammer to unfold its full potential. Dual wield cleaver and spear/chef‘s knive if no shield option is available. Good luck!
The “what would you do with plates” cut to smash is phenomenal editing.
Icy Mike: "small, hard things you can hold in your hand" are underrated.
I appreciate Seth tasting the sugar glass to see if it actually tastes sugary. A kindred spirit.
Glancing round my room for 'objects' hmmm.. A 4ft broadsword or a baseball bat are maybe not ideal in an enclosed space.. But the ww2 bayonet, a hand axe or a foot long Ghurkha machete all seem pretty good.. I think I'm covered in this room.
Your kitchen sounds both over and under equipped, like you would have an easy time making a live pig into ham in there, but a hard time making pasta.
@@Nevyn515 🤣pretty accurate.. I can make things hot and non toxic to consume but I wouldn't call it cooking.
I got a can of lysol spray. I feel like any kind of strong smelling aerosolized spray to the face should do the job. Also: cheese graters. Nothing like getting your skin peeled off at an angle
Upon Home Invader Entry:
"Coarse, fine, extra fine, or sliced?"
Ow
We've got a rolling pin that is tapered solid wood. No worries about the handle breaking.
knife and parry pan with mike hitting the HEMA pose is so funny
The bottle breaking and seths face got me🤣
And then the plate too the shin🤣🤣
Cooking spicy food suddenly becomes home defence prep. Scovilles that you’re planning to eat might not be as high as pepper spray - but a simmering pan of crying tiger to the face? Especially if the fry pan is coming right behind it.
A knife covered with chilli juice probably wouldn’t be appreciably different to … just a knife. But it would make a badass detail for the anecdote if you survive. Maybe you could flick the chilli and onions you’d just been dicing at their eyes before you try for a slash.
This video is so entertaining but low key educational/thought provoking. Also Icy Mike and Seth are the perfect blend of wholesome to dangerous…also Mike’s comment “it’s like yoshi” 😂
Thinking about it; 2 pot lids used in a 1-2 combination. Block with 1, attack with the other. Block with the attacking potlid, attack with the defending. 1-2, 1-2 , 1-2. It would propably look like Silat. If the potlid is heavy enough and you got the right angle you might even be able to deflect a bullet.
Mike's delayed collapse of the frisbee to the ankle kills me every time
Pot of boiling water, meat tenderizer, meat cleaver, 6" cast iron pan, kitchen knives, pan of hot grease, fire extinguisher ( you should have one in your kitchen)
That plate to the shin, omg 😂
A minute in and I know this is gonna be a banger!
Pot lid is a great buckler (small shield). You can use it to deflect, block and attack. Combine that with a dough roller or metal spatula and you are as well armed as a roman gladiator.
We need more of this. Maybe gardening tools next? :D
I really enjoy the improvised weapons videos you guys make. I'm truly grateful that you guys take the time to do this, and put the thought in people's heads to question these types of scenarios and work on it. My wife wonders why she catches me training with pots and pans when I make dinner.
A sharpening steel would be my go to.
It's steel, it's blunt, it's heavy, it has a guard, it will break bones.
It's basically a sai
I wouldn't find it fast enough. My kitchen is a mess, I guess
Seeing Seth and Mike react to the spatula was the highlight of the video
I like how Mike assumes the handle on the rolling pin would immediatly break and still thought it was a good idea to let Seth swing it towards him.
i feel like this comes in handy during practice, defending yourself against your parents that are trying to stop you from miss using all the kitchen supplies
A few thoughts:
1. That's a really nice kitchen.
2. A rolling dowel (it's a tapered stick with a nice name) should resolve the handel issue of a rolling pin.
3. There's always room on the oven for a little cast iron egg pan. Won't someone think of the egg pans?
4. Home invasion with a warning, isn't that the purge?
Some of the best literal slapstick comedy I've seen 😂 but also really good info about serious subjects at the end. Great video
The shock on Seth’s face after the sugar glass break was just👌🏿 😂
11:58 bro Mike has no fear 😭
This is insanely well made, funny and informative.
Reminds me of walking through menards with my brother, fantasizing abput which garden implements would be most effective against xombies.
Love the deadliest warrior style vs section at the end.
Great video! Just thinking about the scary home invasion scenario while I'm in my kitchen I immediately went for my kosher salt(in a heavy mason jar), pepper and salt mills(hefty glass). Just grabbing them and feeling what a hook feels like with a glass club instead of a fist at the end. I think "the thing to do" is chuck whatever is heavy at hand, then go for a knife if you have the aggression for it, or a rolling pin/heavy pan if you can't imagine yourself having to actively stab someone to death in self defense.
The sound of the plate smacking Mike's dome is priceless 🤣
Mom's spaghetti. Mama mia. It'll make burglers surrender
OH. MY. GOD. Real authentic Mama Mia style homemade spaghetti? ❤❤❤
Just thinking about that makes me dizzy. You have to have tried it to truly understand how divine that is. 👍💪
Icy Mike is one of the most interesting characters on the internet. He can meld the character arc of a no nonsense SWAT cop into a wholesome dad with a librarian vibe. He can go from a straight laced instructor to a pit fighter. Go from a very serious conversation about home invasions to rolling on the ground with dangerous weapons as if they were a brand new puppy. Dudes an internet enigma wrapped inside a Bruce Lee book.
Seth's O-H-S-H-E-E-T moment at 12:05 is priceless.
True Australians will know that the best thing to defend yourself with is a Nescafé Blend 43 jar.
Damn, I expected it to be a jar of marmite.
Mike reinventing the sword and buckler yet again!
I think that the fireextinguiser you hold in your hands at the end would be a pretty handy selfdefencetool
I was just about to say "I thought he normally does these videos with icy Mike?" then he jumped on screen with a flamethrower 😂
HEMA and similar things has given me the ability to pick up just about anything and use it to decent effect as a weapons.
"Small, hard things that you can hold in your hand" ARE underrated.
I hope to have as much fun as Icy Mike when I'm old too
10:58 Mike whacked himself with a melon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
haven't had a good mike and seth doing goofy shit video in a while. love it
Full roll of foil gets my vote - hits like a metal pipe
"It hurts a little" at 3:16 got me
Always have a pyrex cup handy. 😂
Stuff is tuff AF.
Temperd glass, if i remember right .
Icy Mike and Sensei Seth testing weapons and theories is some of the best content out there.
Love how it’s like two kids in the kitchen when moms not home
Like so many grown men, I have a sword and stick collection. Most of them are in the umbrella stand in the hall. My kitchen isn’t really where I keep that stuff.
Having said that the kitchen is just full big sharp knives. And some small ones. I don’t really see myself reaching for the stainless steel coffee pot or the cast iron candlesticks, when there’s a steak knife just sitting there on the counter, you know?
16:40 - perfect - two adults hitting each other with plates and a kid in the backgriund going crazy with weights
Dude 16:45 is actually scary to think about. Seth seems like a pretty big fella. Imagine that coming at you at the speed he did, blocking without slowing down, then just in your face tackling you. Mass + acceleration + towards you = bad
For a home invasion, the first thing I would do is press the fire alarm to do the test noise. It will for sure wake up everyone in the house and allow someone to call the police. It can possibly scare the intruders. It would also give me the chance to sneak up on them, since I don't have to be quiet. And it would serve as a distraction to grab a weapon.
This made me wonder how effective my coffee mug would be as a weapon. So I took a few swings at my punching post. It broke now my hand is bleeding.
Throwing hot coffee out of it could be more effective
The cut to the plate being thrown killed me man
We use a grilling spatula in our kitchen because it works nicely with cast iron skillets. They have a longer reach than a standard spatula. Our current one is smooth, but until recently we used one that had teeth on the sides. It would be a beast of a weapon.
seeing seth hit icy mike with a plastic plate on the head is the funniest thing i've seen today🤣
Watching these two goof around is amazing... Just hit each other with more stuff.
My kitchen junk drawer has chem spray in it. There is a fire extinguisher too. There is always a pot/pan/cup/knife in/on the stove/counter/sink. Always.
the plates & spatula testing cracked me up XD
About the measuring cup. Put your hand in the cup and make a fist. The cup locks onto the hand and makes a punch into a hard weapon.
Honestly, though it would probably be frowned upon if used, a handheld meat tenderizer would be pretty effective.
It’s basically just a hammer with texture on the faces.
Taking a page out of @hard2hurt with the ad for the pen. Bravo! Keeping the ad entertaining keeps me (and likely others) from fastforwarding/skipping. Great video.
"I'm not made of pizza..." 😂
Me yelling dont break that bottle on your head. Lol. I knew a guy in Korea who lost a big chunk of his ear by breaking a beer bottle over his own head.
"I wanted to get slappy" 😂😂😂
I've realized that even tho I edc a # of deadly items, my steel water bottle is a fine option in a pinch especially cuz it has a handle on the top for easy carry which would aid in swinging that bad boy if need b which wouldn't feel good for the receiver. Great vid as always, Seth. 😊
Also, if u had 1 of those spiky, huge metal grill spatulas, u could do some real damage. A metal meat tenderizer hammer, fughetiboutit. Immediate trip to the ER.
Kitchen wars would b a fun series. Turn a room into a fake kitchen with deadly tools & go to war. That'd b incredibly dangerous tho. 😂
I can only hope to have a friendship like Seth and Mike
Fantastic video! I think the honing steel from a knife block would be a top tier self defense weapon. Solid, fits well in the hand, and nobody wants to get hit by that. The only downside I can think of is if your attacker has a knife you’ll sharpen their blade as you parry. lol
Butcher Knife + Frying Pan is always a good combo.
We have a tiny kitchen. If someone came in from one side, I'd have steel fridge doors to slam in their face or body, and a magnet strip right next to it with a bunch of long knives. We have no dishwasher so we usually have plates and pans in the drying rack which would also be easy to grab. We don't have much glass, which even though that measure cup held up well for you, I'd still be freaking out that it would shatter and I'd cut myself up real bad, so I'd not use glass.
Didn't notice you use a cutting board though it looked like you picked one up in store, I have a thick wooden one that should work pretty well as a shield or bludgeon.
Legit branded Pyrex is surprisingly durable. People have dropped them from bench-tops before and the things survive. Knockoff brands are much less reliable for this, so be careful. Not all glass is made equal!
I'm disapointing there isn't any meat pulverizing mallets and metal pasta pot lids. Pasta pots lids are essentially bucklers and steak softening mallets are essentially miniture warhammers.
Missed these colabs! Love it
Can we get one video where Mike takes Seth to the gun range. Id like to see Seth's reactions during that!
Please put something under the router and modem to raise it up a little in case of kitchen spills.
Stone Cold Zombie Killer - Icy Mike? Ohhhhh, it's gunna be a good episode!