What's the Best Weapon in Your Kitchen??

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth  9 месяцев назад +31

    Click this link to get 20% off The Atomic Bear pens today: www.theatomicbear.com/seth

    • @맨몸장인석석
      @맨몸장인석석 9 месяцев назад

      Ang

    • @theovets
      @theovets 9 месяцев назад

      @SenseiSeth deadliest fruit is durian,its the child of pineapple and coconut.

    • @poopee6314
      @poopee6314 9 месяцев назад

      Too bad I can't send a picture.
      I have home weapons everywhere. Hatchet, hammer, keys, screws (spiked knuckles? 😊), bear mace, 6 million volt tezer flashlight, blankets/sheets... I could go on. All within 8'x16'.

    • @legopopculture8635
      @legopopculture8635 8 месяцев назад

      Hey, I really want to get in the martial arts. I recently watched video on Martial arts books I was wondering what were the best books to learn these martial arts
      Taekwondo
      Karate
      Wing chun
      Pencak Silat
      judo
      Also already have the best books in mind to learn kickboxing Panantukan, Krav Maga, Eskrima, I already do Brazilian jiu-jitsu at a dojo, but I thought why not get like books on it to improve at home, Muay Thai, jeet kune do you wanna be my learning I mean, like the moves, techniques,
      and skills

    • @BarFlyChef
      @BarFlyChef 8 месяцев назад

      Pizza Knife/Cast Iron Skillet

  • @joostfloot5279
    @joostfloot5279 9 месяцев назад +599

    I love 2 strong men giggling together about how they're gonna be in trouble while talking about self defense.

    • @HighOhHello
      @HighOhHello 9 месяцев назад +43

      I laughed at the same part cause i thought "they better clean up or theyre gonna get yelled at"

    • @donovanmallory
      @donovanmallory 9 месяцев назад +18

      It's the same conversation two guys will have every year starting at the age of 6. The only difference is it starts with a dozen ninjas and gets more practical every year.

    • @allenwurl6245
      @allenwurl6245 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@donovanmallory That’s why I laugh every time someone says we live in a simulation… 🤔 If we are then tell me 🤷🏻‍♂️Where are all the Ninjas? 🥷🥷🥷🥷🥷…😬👍

    • @jamestheprotogen7554
      @jamestheprotogen7554 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@allenwurl6245 You can't see them, because they are ninjas.

  • @archangel98632
    @archangel98632 9 месяцев назад +278

    The switching between "Badass Fighting Bros" to "Shit My Wife Will Kill Us" modes in the kitchen is pure GOLD 🤣

  • @TheRabbitman3000
    @TheRabbitman3000 9 месяцев назад +137

    "It doesn't hurt" *CLANG*
    "...It hurts a little"

  • @granddaddy_funk
    @granddaddy_funk 9 месяцев назад +48

    Imagine signing up for martial arts lessons and you walk in to this lol. Im joining that dojo

    • @yaboi8940
      @yaboi8940 24 дня назад

      makeshift weapons sweep

  • @guojames9269
    @guojames9269 9 месяцев назад +91

    Is no one gonna talk about the kid just chilling in the back ground at 16:38 while two buffed men fight each other with plates?

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 9 месяцев назад +18

      He's too busy training

    • @EvLSpectre
      @EvLSpectre 7 месяцев назад +3

      Probably his kid

  • @ebellyfish4256
    @ebellyfish4256 9 месяцев назад +50

    Best food as a weapon? Durian. It is spiky as hell, an ideal size for throwing, and if it breaks open, the odor coming from its insides will likely give your attacker pause.

    • @MrRabiddogg
      @MrRabiddogg 8 месяцев назад +2

      a coconut? Roddy Piper bashed Snuka pretty good with that one.

    • @NigelMacDonald-mt9wn
      @NigelMacDonald-mt9wn 8 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @pikaa-si9ie
      @pikaa-si9ie 7 месяцев назад

      but how would you hold it tho?

  • @grimeybeast1465
    @grimeybeast1465 9 месяцев назад +164

    Get a long italian or French straight rolling pin. No handles. They make them out of hardwood. They only have two uses. Flattening bread dough, or flattening skulls.

    • @CarburetorThompson
      @CarburetorThompson 9 месяцев назад +15

      Never get between a Frenchman and his baguette

    • @seanbucklar7527
      @seanbucklar7527 9 месяцев назад +6

      The super cheap Japanese rolling pins are just a 1.5 inch dowel really. No handle - a bit short for like … Combat. But a bad day for someone who takes it to the face.

    • @prehistoricwatergun0136
      @prehistoricwatergun0136 9 месяцев назад +1

      I don't know if the median adult male could crack through the median adult male scull with one of those. Or if they could, how many people would be able to land a strike accurate enough and with enough force in combat, is a different question itself

    • @davidegaruti2582
      @davidegaruti2582 9 месяцев назад +5

      Oh hell yeah !
      As an italian i am always miffed at those weak and flimsy american rolling pins , i have a 60cm/2ft rolling pin that is a solid piece and the width three fingers ,
      If that where slammed on your head you'd feel it and it wouldn't be funny

    • @grimeybeast1465
      @grimeybeast1465 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@davidegaruti2582 Exactly!

  • @TheElbowMerchant
    @TheElbowMerchant 9 месяцев назад +119

    The Pyrex measuring cup is genius! Gotta make sure it's Pyrex and not a generic knockoff, because I've dropped both on a tile floor, and the generic one shattered into a million pieces, whereas the Pyrex cup just bounced.

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott 9 месяцев назад +14

      Damn, that’s good to know. I mean not for the combat aspect, but normal kitchen use.

    • @TheAtomicBear
      @TheAtomicBear 9 месяцев назад +7

      Good point! A cheap plastic one would not work as well! 😂

    • @sarahedwards3907
      @sarahedwards3907 9 месяцев назад +11

      Pyrex needs to use this video as advertising. It's brilliant.

  • @jtillett
    @jtillett 9 месяцев назад +7

    The comedic beat between you throwing the plate and then smashing the other one over Mike's head KILLED ME.

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 9 месяцев назад +186

    As a precocious toddler once said in a viral video, "A KNIFE!!! 😄🔪" 😉😂😂

  • @AmitKrepel
    @AmitKrepel 9 месяцев назад +50

    ‏‪10:34‬‏
    Mike" underrated are small hurd things you can hold in your hand" words of wisdom

  • @tbunny6305
    @tbunny6305 8 месяцев назад +31

    If fighting my siblings has taught me anything ,it's that everything is a weapon

  • @themartialartsmermaid
    @themartialartsmermaid 9 месяцев назад +81

    "This is a robbery *slash* home invasion." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MisterJayEm
    @MisterJayEm 9 месяцев назад +3

    Icy Mike: "small, hard things you can hold in your hand" are underrated.

  • @BMO_Creative
    @BMO_Creative 9 месяцев назад +42

    Mike comes in a kitchen with a flame thrower and it feels normal for some reason! LOL

  • @davidhim3527
    @davidhim3527 9 месяцев назад +48

    Did not expect Mike to break a bottle over his head. Also did not expect Seth to taste said bottle 😂😂😂

    • @meicc398
      @meicc398 9 месяцев назад +2

      I was shocked 😂

  • @TheElbowMerchant
    @TheElbowMerchant 9 месяцев назад +59

    I'm in my kitchen right now, so it's gotta be me! Just kidding, but if I'm being serious, I have a butcher knife that would be a decent option. It's got a great grip, a guarded bolster, solid steel tang and blade, and a pommel that looks like it could do some serious damage. Also, Sensei Seth and Icy Mike collaborations are honestly one of my favorite things on all of RUclips.

    • @CarburetorThompson
      @CarburetorThompson 9 месяцев назад

      If you have a meat tenderizer that’s basically already a medieval tool of war

    • @ironclamp5325
      @ironclamp5325 9 месяцев назад +4

      That and the things just look scary. So you definitely got the potential psychological effect.

    • @ThomasCampbell-d7n
      @ThomasCampbell-d7n 9 месяцев назад

      Meat cleaver ​@@ironclamp5325

  • @EeveetoUmbreon25
    @EeveetoUmbreon25 9 месяцев назад +21

    14:18 ive never seen such a elder speak the words of a child before but it was hilarious

  • @zaqzilla1
    @zaqzilla1 9 месяцев назад +38

    Every time you do one of these videos outside of Mikes gym. I imagine what people in the other businesses are thinking.

    • @ReDuVernay
      @ReDuVernay 9 месяцев назад +7

      I think they know what's up by now, 1 neighbor has been featured in at least 2 videos.

    • @alexanderren1097
      @alexanderren1097 9 месяцев назад +3

      They know what’s up. “Mike’s at it again!”

  • @TheAwsomeCheesecake
    @TheAwsomeCheesecake 9 месяцев назад +19

    I work in a kitchen and we play a game where if there was a zombie apocalypse what would you grab besides a knife to defend yourself. The things we’d come up with: meat slicer blade, broom/mop, oil on the floors, releasing the gas lines and lighting up the place, harsh seasonings(chili pepper for example) in the face, meat pounder etc.

    • @NancyLebovitz
      @NancyLebovitz 9 месяцев назад +5

      Quinoa or teff are also very slippery on the floor.

    • @stewartsmalls2024
      @stewartsmalls2024 9 месяцев назад +2

      Ninja pepper powder would be horrible! Flour, baking soda, and other powders would blind the opponent and I don't have to tell y'all which ones will combust when thrown in the air!

    • @TheAwsomeCheesecake
      @TheAwsomeCheesecake 9 месяцев назад +1

      Also all the cleaning chemicals in the kitchen…

  • @matthemming9105
    @matthemming9105 9 месяцев назад +15

    My humble suggestions: a knife hone makes a serviceable truncheon, a handheld lemon juicer adds a cruel twist to any jab, and anyone who owns a pair of meat shredding claws already has the most intimidating tool in their kitchen drawer.

    • @PhilosoFox
      @PhilosoFox 9 месяцев назад +2

      The bear claw set on an berserking chief’s hands will definitely strike terror into the hearts of those poor insurgents

  • @MrTehNoms
    @MrTehNoms 7 месяцев назад +2

    Mike's delayed collapse of the frisbee to the ankle kills me every time

  • @PhilosoFox
    @PhilosoFox 9 месяцев назад +6

    Best kitchen defense weapon set: sword and shield, a.k.a. Kettle-lid with central grip and longest chef‘s knife available. Chinese Cleaver or meat-spear from your grill if preferred. The fire extinguisher seemed a good blinding agent, but would need a companion meat hammer to unfold its full potential. Dual wield cleaver and spear/chef‘s knive if no shield option is available. Good luck!

  • @biohazard724
    @biohazard724 9 месяцев назад +17

    16:45 I feel bad for that kid. He has to lift weights while under supervision while you goobers have the time of your lives 😂

  • @johnstonefield1935
    @johnstonefield1935 9 месяцев назад +1

    Great video! Just thinking about the scary home invasion scenario while I'm in my kitchen I immediately went for my kosher salt(in a heavy mason jar), pepper and salt mills(hefty glass). Just grabbing them and feeling what a hook feels like with a glass club instead of a fist at the end. I think "the thing to do" is chuck whatever is heavy at hand, then go for a knife if you have the aggression for it, or a rolling pin/heavy pan if you can't imagine yourself having to actively stab someone to death in self defense.

  • @seanbucklar7527
    @seanbucklar7527 9 месяцев назад +5

    Cooking spicy food suddenly becomes home defence prep. Scovilles that you’re planning to eat might not be as high as pepper spray - but a simmering pan of crying tiger to the face? Especially if the fry pan is coming right behind it.
    A knife covered with chilli juice probably wouldn’t be appreciably different to … just a knife. But it would make a badass detail for the anecdote if you survive. Maybe you could flick the chilli and onions you’d just been dicing at their eyes before you try for a slash.

  • @jonyoon
    @jonyoon 9 месяцев назад +2

    Seth's O-H-S-H-E-E-T moment at 12:05 is priceless.

  • @jordans663
    @jordans663 9 месяцев назад +7

    The “what would you do with plates” cut to smash is phenomenal editing.

  • @seranonable
    @seranonable 9 месяцев назад +7

    I appreciate Seth tasting the sugar glass to see if it actually tastes sugary. A kindred spirit.

  • @Zmanowar
    @Zmanowar 9 месяцев назад +6

    Y’all have so much chemistry as a duo 😂

  • @lawrenceprunty6132
    @lawrenceprunty6132 9 месяцев назад +2

    I really enjoy the improvised weapons videos you guys make. I'm truly grateful that you guys take the time to do this, and put the thought in people's heads to question these types of scenarios and work on it. My wife wonders why she catches me training with pots and pans when I make dinner.

  • @Jenjak
    @Jenjak 9 месяцев назад +3

    A sharpening steel would be my go to.
    It's steel, it's blunt, it's heavy, it has a guard, it will break bones.

    • @andrewdunn8778
      @andrewdunn8778 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's basically a sai

    • @TheMAmeph
      @TheMAmeph 8 месяцев назад

      I wouldn't find it fast enough. My kitchen is a mess, I guess

  • @Cmaxb9
    @Cmaxb9 9 месяцев назад +1

    This video is so entertaining but low key educational/thought provoking. Also Icy Mike and Seth are the perfect blend of wholesome to dangerous…also Mike’s comment “it’s like yoshi” 😂

  • @martinmadsen7955
    @martinmadsen7955 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thinking about it; 2 pot lids used in a 1-2 combination. Block with 1, attack with the other. Block with the attacking potlid, attack with the defending. 1-2, 1-2 , 1-2. It would propably look like Silat. If the potlid is heavy enough and you got the right angle you might even be able to deflect a bullet.

  • @martinmadsen7955
    @martinmadsen7955 9 месяцев назад +2

    Pot lid is a great buckler (small shield). You can use it to deflect, block and attack. Combine that with a dough roller or metal spatula and you are as well armed as a roman gladiator.

  • @cousinjack1184
    @cousinjack1184 9 месяцев назад +3

    Some of the best literal slapstick comedy I've seen 😂 but also really good info about serious subjects at the end. Great video

  • @r.matthews594
    @r.matthews594 9 месяцев назад +3

    I'm a big fan of how Icy Mike briefly transmogrified into Kung Lao with plates.

  • @coltenlester9426
    @coltenlester9426 9 месяцев назад +1

    HEMA and similar things has given me the ability to pick up just about anything and use it to decent effect as a weapons.

  • @danguillou713
    @danguillou713 9 месяцев назад +1

    Like so many grown men, I have a sword and stick collection. Most of them are in the umbrella stand in the hall. My kitchen isn’t really where I keep that stuff.
    Having said that the kitchen is just full big sharp knives. And some small ones. I don’t really see myself reaching for the stainless steel coffee pot or the cast iron candlesticks, when there’s a steak knife just sitting there on the counter, you know?

  • @gozer87
    @gozer87 9 месяцев назад +7

    We've got a rolling pin that is tapered solid wood. No worries about the handle breaking.

  • @oldmovieman7550
    @oldmovieman7550 5 месяцев назад +1

    I always have two cast iron ovens skillets right on my stove and often a kettle filled with very hot water. I think I’m good

  • @cringusmoss9937
    @cringusmoss9937 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is insanely well made, funny and informative.
    Reminds me of walking through menards with my brother, fantasizing abput which garden implements would be most effective against xombies.
    Love the deadliest warrior style vs section at the end.

  • @RAGAHAAR
    @RAGAHAAR 9 месяцев назад +1

    Mike reinventing the sword and buckler yet again!

  • @CrossFire0x100
    @CrossFire0x100 9 месяцев назад +2

    I literally just paused the video because I was laughing so hard at Mike and the plastic spatula.

  • @monkeyboy275bobo8
    @monkeyboy275bobo8 9 месяцев назад +3

    I like how Mike assumes the handle on the rolling pin would immediatly break and still thought it was a good idea to let Seth swing it towards him.

  • @Barekarp
    @Barekarp 9 месяцев назад +1

    i feel like this comes in handy during practice, defending yourself against your parents that are trying to stop you from miss using all the kitchen supplies

  • @RevRaptor898
    @RevRaptor898 5 месяцев назад +1

    Back when I was still training I made up a form using 2 frying pans solely as a laugh, a bit of dumb fun. Funny thing is, it actually worked pretty well :)

  • @LemonFresh-v3x
    @LemonFresh-v3x 9 месяцев назад +15

    Glancing round my room for 'objects' hmmm.. A 4ft broadsword or a baseball bat are maybe not ideal in an enclosed space.. But the ww2 bayonet, a hand axe or a foot long Ghurkha machete all seem pretty good.. I think I'm covered in this room.

    • @Nevyn515
      @Nevyn515 9 месяцев назад +5

      Your kitchen sounds both over and under equipped, like you would have an easy time making a live pig into ham in there, but a hard time making pasta.

    • @LemonFresh-v3x
      @LemonFresh-v3x 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@Nevyn515 🤣pretty accurate.. I can make things hot and non toxic to consume but I wouldn't call it cooking.

  • @aperson8916
    @aperson8916 9 месяцев назад +8

    I got a can of lysol spray. I feel like any kind of strong smelling aerosolized spray to the face should do the job. Also: cheese graters. Nothing like getting your skin peeled off at an angle

  • @tyreln2493
    @tyreln2493 9 месяцев назад +6

    That breakaway bottle! You guys had me rolling.

    • @stewartsmalls2024
      @stewartsmalls2024 9 месяцев назад +2

      Intimidation factor! Have a breakaway bottle on the counter. SMASH it on your head and just start acting crazy! Throw fruit, a plate, pans. 🤪
      You don't want what I got! 🤪

  • @PJDAltamirus0425
    @PJDAltamirus0425 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'm disapointing there isn't any meat pulverizing mallets and metal pasta pot lids. Pasta pots lids are essentially bucklers and steak softening mallets are essentially miniture warhammers.

  • @JaspasOnline
    @JaspasOnline 9 месяцев назад +2

    Seeing Seth and Mike react to the spatula was the highlight of the video

  • @simoneriksson8329
    @simoneriksson8329 9 месяцев назад +1

    I think that the fireextinguiser you hold in your hands at the end would be a pretty handy selfdefencetool

  • @malomkarom
    @malomkarom 3 месяца назад

    5:40 Mike is straight up cutting a tree with a damn pot, I did NOT expect it to survive that. Most definitely a great one to pick up fast.

  • @NexGenRogue
    @NexGenRogue 9 месяцев назад +8

    That plate to the shin, omg 😂
    A minute in and I know this is gonna be a banger!

  • @hunter121347
    @hunter121347 9 месяцев назад +1

    knife and parry pan with mike hitting the HEMA pose is so funny

  • @skeleleleton
    @skeleleleton 9 месяцев назад

    Dude 16:45 is actually scary to think about. Seth seems like a pretty big fella. Imagine that coming at you at the speed he did, blocking without slowing down, then just in your face tackling you. Mass + acceleration + towards you = bad

  • @LightGlyphRasengan
    @LightGlyphRasengan 8 месяцев назад

    10:58 Mike whacked himself with a melon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Haolekine888
    @Haolekine888 9 месяцев назад +5

    Pot of boiling water, meat tenderizer, meat cleaver, 6" cast iron pan, kitchen knives, pan of hot grease, fire extinguisher ( you should have one in your kitchen)

  • @jonahking74
    @jonahking74 9 месяцев назад +3

    11:58 bro Mike has no fear 😭

  • @KittSpiken
    @KittSpiken 9 месяцев назад +3

    The sound of the plate smacking Mike's dome is priceless 🤣

  • @DaveCertifiedS
    @DaveCertifiedS 9 месяцев назад +9

    A few thoughts:
    1. That's a really nice kitchen.
    2. A rolling dowel (it's a tapered stick with a nice name) should resolve the handel issue of a rolling pin.
    3. There's always room on the oven for a little cast iron egg pan. Won't someone think of the egg pans?
    4. Home invasion with a warning, isn't that the purge?

  • @sleeplessdev7204
    @sleeplessdev7204 9 месяцев назад +1

    I hope to have as much fun as Icy Mike when I'm old too

  • @chainsawsubtlety9828
    @chainsawsubtlety9828 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Small, hard things that you can hold in your hand" ARE underrated.

  • @gentrysalmon6214
    @gentrysalmon6214 9 месяцев назад +2

    The comedic timing of these cuts were perfect 😂

  • @DamianPayne-vf9xs
    @DamianPayne-vf9xs 9 месяцев назад +1

    Full roll of foil gets my vote - hits like a metal pipe

  • @kingkorash
    @kingkorash 7 месяцев назад

    I love it when these two get together and screw around!

  • @robertb8673
    @robertb8673 9 месяцев назад +2

    Always have a pyrex cup handy. 😂
    Stuff is tuff AF.
    Temperd glass, if i remember right .

  • @dannyherbert4482
    @dannyherbert4482 9 месяцев назад +2

    I was just about to say "I thought he normally does these videos with icy Mike?" then he jumped on screen with a flamethrower 😂

  • @Zdeciak
    @Zdeciak 8 месяцев назад

    16:40 - perfect - two adults hitting each other with plates and a kid in the backgriund going crazy with weights

  • @ajshiro3957
    @ajshiro3957 9 месяцев назад +4

    Mom's spaghetti. Mama mia. It'll make burglers surrender

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott 9 месяцев назад +3

      OH. MY. GOD. Real authentic Mama Mia style homemade spaghetti? ❤❤❤
      Just thinking about that makes me dizzy. You have to have tried it to truly understand how divine that is. 👍💪

  • @Budsport_TV
    @Budsport_TV 7 месяцев назад

    Icy Mike is one of the most interesting characters on the internet. He can meld the character arc of a no nonsense SWAT cop into a wholesome dad with a librarian vibe. He can go from a straight laced instructor to a pit fighter. Go from a very serious conversation about home invasions to rolling on the ground with dangerous weapons as if they were a brand new puppy. Dudes an internet enigma wrapped inside a Bruce Lee book.

  • @buffal0wned205
    @buffal0wned205 9 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm not made of pizza..." 😂

  • @mikeorick6898
    @mikeorick6898 9 месяцев назад +1

    My kitchen junk drawer has chem spray in it. There is a fire extinguisher too. There is always a pot/pan/cup/knife in/on the stove/counter/sink. Always.

  • @nacktheslayer9882
    @nacktheslayer9882 9 месяцев назад +1

    haven't had a good mike and seth doing goofy shit video in a while. love it

  • @sarahedwards3907
    @sarahedwards3907 9 месяцев назад

    We use a grilling spatula in our kitchen because it works nicely with cast iron skillets. They have a longer reach than a standard spatula. Our current one is smooth, but until recently we used one that had teeth on the sides. It would be a beast of a weapon.

  • @lightningterry
    @lightningterry 7 месяцев назад

    The shock on Seth’s face after the sugar glass break was just👌🏿 😂

  • @lastsamurai1089
    @lastsamurai1089 9 месяцев назад +2

    Missed these colabs! Love it

  • @andrewlentner
    @andrewlentner 9 месяцев назад

    "It hurts a little" at 3:16 got me

  • @TelecasterLizard
    @TelecasterLizard 9 месяцев назад

    Fantastic video! I think the honing steel from a knife block would be a top tier self defense weapon. Solid, fits well in the hand, and nobody wants to get hit by that. The only downside I can think of is if your attacker has a knife you’ll sharpen their blade as you parry. lol

  • @Night_from_GT_asia_2
    @Night_from_GT_asia_2 9 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly, is there a martial art that helps you kill flies/mosquitoes

    • @ReddFoxx1562
      @ReddFoxx1562 8 месяцев назад

      Have you really never seen karate kid? Hahaha

  • @stewartsmalls2024
    @stewartsmalls2024 9 месяцев назад

    07:37 "It really does" 🤣😂
    They should pay more for these ads! 👍

  • @mlenife
    @mlenife 8 месяцев назад

    About the measuring cup. Put your hand in the cup and make a fist. The cup locks onto the hand and makes a punch into a hard weapon.

  • @maku4814
    @maku4814 6 месяцев назад

    I was not expecting to see grown man fighting with a spatula having so much fun.

  • @Megingiard
    @Megingiard 9 месяцев назад +2

    We need more of this. Maybe gardening tools next? :D

  • @DeVour-official
    @DeVour-official 9 месяцев назад +2

    The bottle breaking and seths face got me🤣

    • @DeVour-official
      @DeVour-official 9 месяцев назад +1

      And then the plate too the shin🤣🤣

  • @Estus__Flask
    @Estus__Flask 9 месяцев назад +1

    Great video, had me howling with laughter.
    I have a couple of those Oxo good grip cutting boards, seem alright for blocking and framing as Mike was doing. Great for their intended purpose to. Plenty of jars and wooden utensils, some knives etc. Wooden dining chairs for pushing into people or keeping them away. My toolbag is there with hammers, screwdrivers and so on (plus a hilti nailgun 💀). Pans and cookware can be pretty hefty to.
    What about a can of beans in a sock or tea towel lol

  • @jamesdunn8013
    @jamesdunn8013 8 месяцев назад

    Love how it’s like two kids in the kitchen when moms not home

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy 5 месяцев назад +1

    So much of RUclips content is two guys hitting each other with things to see how much they hurt and how tough they are. 😆👍🏻

  • @TMNTfever
    @TMNTfever 9 месяцев назад

    For a home invasion, the first thing I would do is press the fire alarm to do the test noise. It will for sure wake up everyone in the house and allow someone to call the police. It can possibly scare the intruders. It would also give me the chance to sneak up on them, since I don't have to be quiet. And it would serve as a distraction to grab a weapon.

  • @sleze
    @sleze 9 месяцев назад

    Taking a page out of @hard2hurt with the ad for the pen. Bravo! Keeping the ad entertaining keeps me (and likely others) from fastforwarding/skipping. Great video.

  • @Mavnels10
    @Mavnels10 8 месяцев назад

    Icy Mike and Sensei Seth testing weapons and theories is some of the best content out there.

  • @binnieb173
    @binnieb173 9 месяцев назад

    Watching these two goof around is amazing... Just hit each other with more stuff.

  • @roofdogblues7400
    @roofdogblues7400 9 месяцев назад +1

    We have a tiny kitchen. If someone came in from one side, I'd have steel fridge doors to slam in their face or body, and a magnet strip right next to it with a bunch of long knives. We have no dishwasher so we usually have plates and pans in the drying rack which would also be easy to grab. We don't have much glass, which even though that measure cup held up well for you, I'd still be freaking out that it would shatter and I'd cut myself up real bad, so I'd not use glass.
    Didn't notice you use a cutting board though it looked like you picked one up in store, I have a thick wooden one that should work pretty well as a shield or bludgeon.

    • @jonharker9028
      @jonharker9028 9 месяцев назад

      Legit branded Pyrex is surprisingly durable. People have dropped them from bench-tops before and the things survive. Knockoff brands are much less reliable for this, so be careful. Not all glass is made equal!

  • @mahirtamang9461
    @mahirtamang9461 9 месяцев назад +7

    True Australians will know that the best thing to defend yourself with is a Nescafé Blend 43 jar.

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh 9 месяцев назад

      Damn, I expected it to be a jar of marmite.

  • @MattIsLoling
    @MattIsLoling 9 месяцев назад +1

    awesome concept for the videos, you can go to garage,basement,living room...ect

  • @nevanravel2992
    @nevanravel2992 9 месяцев назад

    I wanted to see you guys together in a video again so bad, holy crap this video felt good to watch. Both of you are amazing.

  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt 9 месяцев назад

    We are doing a great job answering questions nobody asked at 4:30

  • @liamf134
    @liamf134 9 месяцев назад

    This might have been one of my favourite videos from you so far, love videos with you and icy Mike, it looks like 2 brothers fighting over dumb stuff 😂