just don’t forget to take out all the silicone pieces! I just watched a tiktok of a girl explaining how she had been nonstop sick with different things for months and come to find out the silicone mouth piece part was full of mold 😩
Agreed!! Lol, the throne room 😅🥵 lol though I do agree that it and its predecessor are barely smut! Great story, though!! Also I kinda hate yarrow for her cliff hangers
Coming from someone who works in retail talking about buying different brands of water bottles. I'm cheap. I'm not buying 45 bucks for a waterbottle. Also love how three of them are kinda matching in color tones
That made me laugh so hard! There’s a classic Reddit story that’s identical, so I’m hoping a viewer just submitted that story and there isn’t another bride to be who walked in on that hahaha
First gen Mexican here! Learned Spanish first and English in school/TV Husband is Italian American and we have a 7 month old puppy who is bilingual! As I’m speaking to her in Spanish, he is learning what everything means. As for the close out for the podcast in Spanish it would be: “Muchas gracias por escuchar este podcast. Asegurase que se están lavando sus manos, ser amables con sus vecinos, practicar sus otros lenguajes, ser amables con ustedes mismos y con otros, y nos vemos la próxima semana!”
“Asegúrense de lavarse las manos” would probably fit a bit better :) I grew up in Mexico but was born in Canada. Went back and forth a few times and now reside in Canada completely. I’m nervous for when (and if) I have children and how their bilingual experience will be. Or if I’ll even be able to teach it properly 🥲
I'm a ghostwriter, and smut is probably 75% of what I write 🙈It can be so much fun, and in some cases I wrote specific scenes based on a client's requests, so they had like a personal, custom little short story that was one of their fantasies. I've also written full novels that are love stories with smut taking up a decent chunk of pages.
Re: Matt and crosswords. By NYT rules, clues can be given in other languages. they are usually written in a few ways to show this, ie: "Love, in Brazil" [love in Portuguese, Amor], or "home, fr." They can be sneaky, but if the clue is in another language or references another language, than the answer is also in that language.
I saved this podcast so I can listen while I purge my room to make space for a future family member (:D) and I couldn't help but pause to laugh because every single reaction Rainie had when Matt started reading was the exact same as mine. I'm only 21 minutes in!
At first, I thought Becky was talking about Iron Widow (by Xiran Jay Zhao), not Iron Flame.😆 I use my tumbler from my former employer for my water. I've had it for years. There was a post on IG where the car fire was destroyed the car but the Stanley cup survived!🤨
I gotta admit that there is a bit of a difference. I got a yeti as a gift and had contigo up until then. Yeti is a lot more insulated and sturdy whereas my contigo’s are all dinged up from my clumsiness and they didn’t hold in heat nearly as long as my yeti 😅
I don't recommend reading anymore Colleen Hoover because her son was accused of SA a girl when she was 16 and he was 21. And there were rumours that the girl reached out to CH but she ignored her. Also she came out with a colouring book for one of her books that talks about DV which she got alot of backlash for so she dropped it.
I grew up speaking a few different languages at a few different levels, including studying Japanese on my own. Though I haven't been around anyone I can actually speak it with and therefore have lost a lot of it, there are still a lot of replacements my brain has kept. "Meaning" in Japanese is "Imi" and for some reason because those sound so similar even though they're very different lengths, I will still often say "Imi" instead of "meaning" despite everything else being English.
Same, well kinda. Two of my original languages are similar and have regional distinctions so to this day there are words that I have no idea wether they belong to one or the other and thus use incorrectly. 🤦 Or the same word with different meaning between them, get switched in while speaking. P.S - I know 5-6 languages in varied levels. (Fully fluent only in 3)
@@edo27 they definitely hold ice longer than any of my other cups and I can fit two side by side in my car cup holders is the two biggest selling points for me. The only downsides I can see in comparison to the others is they are heavy and the lid seals really tight so if you have issues with strength in your hands I wouldn’t recommend the 40 oz Stanley’s for that.
The tea I would have submitted if I'd seen Maggie's story: i know some twin brothers who were both in unhappy relationships. One of them got a job offer somewhere completely across the country and decided he could solve his problem by moving without telling his girlfriend. When his brother heard about this plan..... He said hold up I'm coming with you! And possibly the craziest part is that once the girls heard the guys had moved, they both went and followed, seemingly thinking they'd just forgotten to tell them.
I speak Spanish, my partner doesn't and it's pretty hard to maintain the whole you speak English I speak Spanish.. however I did notice that as her verbal abilities exploded as 3yo she started blowing up in Spanish as well
26:17 you see the Colleen Hoover name a lot because there is A LOT of titles by that name. And I do agree with the Wattpad statement but in a nicer way. Lol i still haven’t found a book to match the level of spice from wattpad books I’ve read.
I agree with Becky that Colleen Hoover and Fourth Wing are not smut. BECKY PLEASE READ ANY LORA LEIGH BOOK!! The Breed series is my absolute favorite! The Naughty Boys is also good! I have recently been very into Sara Cate. The Salacious Players Club series has been straight smut!!! Puts ACOTAR to shame!
I have to say I am loving the forth wing series thank y'all for talking about it ! And I did get influenced by the Stanley cup craze. I have one 40 oz and it goes with me everywhere, i pee constantly :)
You want Matt to read some next level smut, have him read either some excerpts from Katee Robert's "Wicked Villains" series or "Court of the Vampire Queen"
I love books by Grace Draven the series Eidolon and Radiance love love love she also just came out with The Ippos King not super smut but still good 👍🏼 if you like fantasy adventure and romance
Colleen Hoover isn't smut. Neither is COTAR. There are actual smut authors. I run a book club--not a smut book Club, a regular book club--but we've read smut. I don't remember their names off hand, but I can look them up. The Black Dagger Brotherhood by JR Ward is a good series that I think is written well but also has a lot of...I wouldn't say smut, I'd say spice.
The suckling story has been told for years from so many different people. Ones a woman ones the father ones the groom. All fake. Fake story for attention for sure.
I often miss Ariel, never really cared that Ned is gone but Ariel on the podcast brought a nice dynamic with everyone else. Especially Maggie's wedding and Becky's motherhood journey I feel they probably miss her too. I hope she's doing the best thing for her and her family but I'm sad that she's not doing the pod anymore😔
I think it's pretty much any mom new all the things their kid did and said, boy or a girl, there would probably be quite a few things the mom would not approve of… I'm sure it goes the other way too, I guarantee both my parents have said and done things that would universally be considered horrid behavior
I don't think there's a person on earth who hasn't said and done some horrible things… I DK maybe certain religious people, but that's just because they're scared of fire
The Yeti/Stanley/Swell analysis actually helping me make a decision I’ve been unnecessarily agonizing over for 6 months 🙌🏼
Okay but hands down, simple modern on Amazon. It’s similar to a Stanley but it doesn’t spill when tipped and it’s cheaper.
@@kelseyfortune5264so many decisions 😩 thank you though, I’ll actually look at that!!
But what did you decide?
Owala also makes a great water bottle! There’s a straw or gulp option haha😊
So which one did you pick?
Lol, Maggie totally went into the customer service voice with that closer! 😂❤
Tbh I love the Owala tumbler, it has a built in straw or sip, easier to clean, and in the $30 range for a 42oz bottle
just don’t forget to take out all the silicone pieces! I just watched a tiktok of a girl explaining how she had been nonstop sick with different things for months and come to find out the silicone mouth piece part was full of mold 😩
1:05:20 love hearing Maggie speak Spanish at the end 🥰 es una bendición comunicar en dos idiomas! 💕
if i couldn’t unhear 49:05 then you all should hear it too oh MY GOODNESS WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
The moment of SILENCE after the mom and son situation
I love the products comparisons. Please do more! It's giving candid competition but with moms instead of Zach and Miles.
I love the long pause after the suckling story. 😂😂
49:19 HAHAHA THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING HAHAHA
They didn't even read the smuttiest part of Iron Flame lol. I know Becky said she hasn't finished it yet but they might have to revisit this one
Agreed!! Lol, the throne room 😅🥵 lol though I do agree that it and its predecessor are barely smut! Great story, though!! Also I kinda hate yarrow for her cliff hangers
I think I might be traumatised by the nipple broken engagement story... What the actual eff?!?!
Right like…I feel like we need to discuss this more….track this person down
The way my jaw DROPPED and I still haven't recovered. So gross!!!
I watched Gilded Age based on Matt’s recommendation and it IS SO GREAT
Coming from someone who works in retail talking about buying different brands of water bottles. I'm cheap. I'm not buying 45 bucks for a waterbottle.
Also love how three of them are kinda matching in color tones
Everyone’s faces starting at 49:22 🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahahhahahahha that was the best I had to watch it twice hahahaha
That made me laugh so hard! There’s a classic Reddit story that’s identical, so I’m hoping a viewer just submitted that story and there isn’t another bride to be who walked in on that hahaha
@@lynnfaulkner6893 I hope you are right! That is horrific!! I couldn't even imagine...
The silence in my car was so loud
The collective silence and the panning from each person’s reactions was top tier comedy 😂
First gen Mexican here!
Learned Spanish first and English in school/TV
Husband is Italian American and we have a 7 month old puppy who is bilingual! As I’m speaking to her in Spanish, he is learning what everything means.
As for the close out for the podcast in Spanish it would be:
“Muchas gracias por escuchar este podcast. Asegurase que se están lavando sus manos, ser amables con sus vecinos, practicar sus otros lenguajes, ser amables con ustedes mismos y con otros, y nos vemos la próxima semana!”
I'm A2 level spanish according to Duolingo, Just completed a 365 streak, I'm glad I understood most of this
“Asegúrense de lavarse las manos” would probably fit a bit better :)
I grew up in Mexico but was born in Canada. Went back and forth a few times and now reside in Canada completely.
I’m nervous for when (and if) I have children and how their bilingual experience will be. Or if I’ll even be able to teach it properly 🥲
By far my fave episode. Haha please bring back reading these stories!
Matt's thoughts on the weirdo from the hospital scenario, sounds familiar...
I'm a ghostwriter, and smut is probably 75% of what I write 🙈It can be so much fun, and in some cases I wrote specific scenes based on a client's requests, so they had like a personal, custom little short story that was one of their fantasies. I've also written full novels that are love stories with smut taking up a decent chunk of pages.
I wish i was a good writer cuz my head has a lot of r rated ideas 😂 i read a lot more smutty fanfiction tho
@@gamesgames3318 you can always have someone write those r rated ideas for you in little stories! Like your own personal short story haha
The language part came for me. I was using this podcast to procrastinate my language learning. :D
The Owala erasure is WILD
Re: Matt and crosswords. By NYT rules, clues can be given in other languages. they are usually written in a few ways to show this, ie: "Love, in Brazil" [love in Portuguese, Amor], or "home, fr." They can be sneaky, but if the clue is in another language or references another language, than the answer is also in that language.
Love Matt’s smut corner!!! Please read a Monster smut book😝😝 My fav author is Opal Reyne’s “Duskwalker Brides Series” and Trish Heinrich’s “Feral”
Here to drop a request for a scene from Tentacles & Triathlons by Ashley Bennett. If we’re going monster smut. 🤷🏻♀️
Romance novel aka smut reader here! Currently reading "priest" by Sierra Simone. The book they're reading from is nothing compared to this one! 😂
Raineeeee I like to use those exact glass cups too. I enjoy putting pomegranate juice in mine and pretend it is wine hahaha
I am an Owala girlie and i love that Becky also loves Iron Flame, team Xaden forever
OWALA IS SUPREME ❤️❤️
I'm an Owala girlie and happy to say so they're so cuuute
I saved this podcast so I can listen while I purge my room to make space for a future family member (:D) and I couldn't help but pause to laugh because every single reaction Rainie had when Matt started reading was the exact same as mine. I'm only 21 minutes in!
lowkey i loved the lil rainie producers note! i wish we were friends so bad! Hahahahah Love you rainie ur so funny and i love your voice sm
Bro these were great 🤣🤣🤣💀. I hope we get more
Re: smutty books...does fanfiction count 😂😂😂
The silent patient was SUCHH A GOOD BOOK 😍😍😌
I’m not a big reader, but I was HOOKED. Please read if you like psychological thrillers or want to get hooked on a book you never want to end!
54:33 MATT DID SAID THAT HAHA
At first, I thought Becky was talking about Iron Widow (by Xiran Jay Zhao), not Iron Flame.😆 I use my tumbler from my former employer for my water. I've had it for years. There was a post on IG where the car fire was destroyed the car but the Stanley cup survived!🤨
y’all are wild for spending $45 on higher end water bottles solely for the brand name when you can get contigo/ camelbak bottles for under $20 😯
I'll take my Ozark Trail thanks lol
@@watermelon1112yes! i love mine. i have two :)
I gotta admit that there is a bit of a difference. I got a yeti as a gift and had contigo up until then. Yeti is a lot more insulated and sturdy whereas my contigo’s are all dinged up from my clumsiness and they didn’t hold in heat nearly as long as my yeti 😅
Black Dagger Brotherhood has some great smut. And the Merry Gentry series is amazing....excellent smut.
I don't recommend reading anymore Colleen Hoover because her son was accused of SA a girl when she was 16 and he was 21. And there were rumours that the girl reached out to CH but she ignored her. Also she came out with a colouring book for one of her books that talks about DV which she got alot of backlash for so she dropped it.
DV?
@@Leentjhuuudomestic violence
Thank you, makes sense
I would believe that. She writes some insanely unhealthy sex scenes
We need to get Matt an Owala! Both their tumblers and water bottles are under $40👀
I grew up speaking a few different languages at a few different levels, including studying Japanese on my own. Though I haven't been around anyone I can actually speak it with and therefore have lost a lot of it, there are still a lot of replacements my brain has kept. "Meaning" in Japanese is "Imi" and for some reason because those sound so similar even though they're very different lengths, I will still often say "Imi" instead of "meaning" despite everything else being English.
Same, well kinda. Two of my original languages are similar and have regional distinctions so to this day there are words that I have no idea wether they belong to one or the other and thus use incorrectly. 🤦
Or the same word with different meaning between them, get switched in while speaking.
P.S - I know 5-6 languages in varied levels. (Fully fluent only in 3)
omg not me being so blitzed i thought rainie was telling me to skip whole ass years 😹😹🤦🏻♀️
The giggles 🤣🤣🤣
its true, the love hypothesis was a reylo au
I’m a fully converted girly! Stanley’s really are the best having had yeti’s, hydro flasks and RTIC’s. I love them so much
as someone who hasn't invested yet in the luxury bottle community, what makes Stanley's the best for you?
@@edo27 they definitely hold ice longer than any of my other cups and I can fit two side by side in my car cup holders is the two biggest selling points for me. The only downsides I can see in comparison to the others is they are heavy and the lid seals really tight so if you have issues with strength in your hands I wouldn’t recommend the 40 oz Stanley’s for that.
@@edo27go to 5 Below and get a dupe from them. I LOVE mine and have gotten one for almost every one in my lifw
@@dianepettigrew9211thanks for answering!
the silence from 4:19 to 4:26 though 😅
Love all the spicy teas
Owala water bottles are the best. I’m an OG fan 😂
I'm with Zach and I use a Nalgene and I upgraded to a 48oz and its bitching and I drink 2-5 of them a day. Also the 48oz was only $26.50
The silence at 49:20 hahaha omg
When you are a staff member at Burning Man and have a radio, there is a channel you can switch to at night that is only people reading smut books.
I strongly dislike drinking from a straw, all my water bottles must screw top
Me too! I don't get why that is the "standard" now, isn't that just one extra thing to clean too?
Simple Modern did a collab with Disney, and I love my Mickey inspired bottle with a yellow bottle boot
I had the same reaction as Matt on 49:11 😬
The tea about the accidental dickpic reminded me of that one Succession episode. Roman and Gerri crumbs
I still don’t believe Rainy isn’t behind the 1s and 2s with a glass of vino 😂
The tea I would have submitted if I'd seen Maggie's story: i know some twin brothers who were both in unhappy relationships. One of them got a job offer somewhere completely across the country and decided he could solve his problem by moving without telling his girlfriend. When his brother heard about this plan..... He said hold up I'm coming with you! And possibly the craziest part is that once the girls heard the guys had moved, they both went and followed, seemingly thinking they'd just forgotten to tell them.
Swell is actually the best quality water bottle. I did research awhile back. I loved my swell som one swiped it. :(
You’re forgetting about the BEST water bottle brand out there, OWALA ❤️❤️
MORE TEA!
Any other Hello Bello subscription mamas correcting them out loud as they were talking about it? 🙋♀️😂
Truly *the women(and man) were too stuned to speak* at 49:00
I speak Spanish, my partner doesn't and it's pretty hard to maintain the whole you speak English I speak Spanish.. however I did notice that as her verbal abilities exploded as 3yo she started blowing up in Spanish as well
Living for Matt talking about Gilded Age, I know no one who can dish with me about it.
Simple Modern tumblers are the best!!!
Fourth Wing was wayyyyy better than Iron Flame!!
IMMEDIATLRY THOUGHT OF PUCKING AROUND
Okay Iron Flame has a better scene! The throne scene is EVERYTHING!!!
Well, Maggie can never go back to that Trader Joe’s again.
26:17 you see the Colleen Hoover name a lot because there is A LOT of titles by that name. And I do agree with the Wattpad statement but in a nicer way. Lol i still haven’t found a book to match the level of spice from wattpad books I’ve read.
If a book has more than 2-3 sec scenes I’m out that’s what makes it smut to me and even then I listen to audiobooks and just skip through it lol
I agree with Becky that Colleen Hoover and Fourth Wing are not smut. BECKY PLEASE READ ANY LORA LEIGH BOOK!! The Breed series is my absolute favorite! The Naughty Boys is also good! I have recently been very into Sara Cate. The Salacious Players Club series has been straight smut!!! Puts ACOTAR to shame!
YES SARA CATE!!! I have learned so much about my sexuality through those books, made me super confident.
I have to say I am loving the forth wing series thank y'all for talking about it ! And I did get influenced by the Stanley cup craze. I have one 40 oz and it goes with me everywhere, i pee constantly :)
becky would like the busted business bureau pod
I described it as super cliche plots. But with dragons. So you keep reading but know it isn't very well written hahaha
VC Andrews that’s a lot of smut. Have you read any of those?
JUSTICE FOR NALGENE
OKAY, BUT THAT WEDDING ONE?!??!? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD 🤯🤯😶🌫️💀
Y’all really left Nalgene out of this conversation 😭😭
You want Matt to read some next level smut, have him read either some excerpts from Katee Robert's "Wicked Villains" series or "Court of the Vampire Queen"
To sell it, Wicked Villains is basically, "what if Disney villains were the main characters, but make it more queer/poly"
Has Matt read on here any ACOTAR?!!
Becky if you think ACOTAR is Smutty you need to read the new series by SJM Crescent City
where are my Takeya girls at???
I love books by Grace Draven the series Eidolon and Radiance love love love she also just came out with The Ippos King not super smut but still good 👍🏼 if you like fantasy adventure and romance
Colleen Hoover isn't smut. Neither is COTAR. There are actual smut authors. I run a book club--not a smut book Club, a regular book club--but we've read smut. I don't remember their names off hand, but I can look them up. The Black Dagger Brotherhood by JR Ward is a good series that I think is written well but also has a lot of...I wouldn't say smut, I'd say spice.
Owala girlies rise up
OWALA NATION???
I need some audio book recs! Colleen Hoover has been meh for me. But good to know the next ACOTAR book is better cause I did like that one.
I also do not like the yellow cups. I always think the WAR judges are drinking something gross at first
Ok, hear me out, Simple Modern cups.
34:55
1:00:00
Where my Klean Kanteen people at? 🥰
48:48
Have Matt read some of Nikki sloanes books lol 😂 sooooo smutty lol like NSFW 😂
Nurse should go to HR
The suckling story has been told for years from so many different people. Ones a woman ones the father ones the groom. All fake. Fake story for attention for sure.
A good writer of erotic fiction is Kresley Cole-her Immortals After Dark series is sexy and well-written.
I wish they knew that the author is not respecting the Gaelic language!
Of course Maggy doesn’t read smut…
All the smut talk makes me miss Ariel!
I often miss Ariel, never really cared that Ned is gone but Ariel on the podcast brought a nice dynamic with everyone else. Especially Maggie's wedding and Becky's motherhood journey I feel they probably miss her too. I hope she's doing the best thing for her and her family but I'm sad that she's not doing the pod anymore😔
I think it's pretty much any mom new all the things their kid did and said, boy or a girl, there would probably be quite a few things the mom would not approve of… I'm sure it goes the other way too, I guarantee both my parents have said and done things that would universally be considered horrid behavior
I don't think there's a person on earth who hasn't said and done some horrible things… I DK maybe certain religious people, but that's just because they're scared of fire