"YOUvE bEeN coMmUnNiNg WiThh ThE wItCHeS HAvE yoU NoT HArolD?!??!?!?!??! yOU hAvE coNsUMed THEIr BErRIes HAVenT yOu?!?!?! YoU AtE thEiR beRrIEs!!??!?!?!? OMG I AM ABSOLUTLY DYING RIGHT NOW
6:51 YOU HAVE BEEN COMMUNING WITH THE WITCHES HAVE YOU NOT HAROLD oh my god i love it so much this is amazing. been wheezing on the floor the past few minutes
@@todorokis_trauma_kettleoh yes papa, i am near your plane of existence to inform you about the unholy transgression of religious law i have committed which would dare to be thy consumption of these wicked fruit capsules given by a hag that does the bidding in galdorcrætf. My apologies, dearest helper of the birth of me.
My favourite quotes: 3:55 "In unison, we affirm" 5:08 "Upon the floor she struck" 6:06 "What do you say we doth not proceed any further?" 6:54 "You've been communing with the WITCHES! Have you not, Harold? You've taken their herbs. You've consumed their BERRIES!" 7:43 "My brain has concocted finer conceptions." 9:28 "My knowledge is minute." 9:57 "Kidnap me, Romeo!" 10:27 "This is a romantic tale, little lad! Simple agree!" 11:59 "I'm to produce a film." 12:40 "Alone I will go out and convulse wildly in the streets." 13:10 "Squalid, squalid lad." 14:58 "There are some wenches within this establishment." 18:36 "My slumber in your absence is nil." 19:53 "Tommy fr came in clutch" 22:30 "Liquor and rum." 23:43 "Salutations, Savior. I'm about to violate thy will." 25:20 "I put a down payment of wealth upon the feline and this excrement is proving profitable." 27:05 "New wealth only travels a distance." 27:30 "The witches informed him to cease all activities." This entire video was gold and throughout the series the editing only got funnier. Well done, Liv.
Song list 2:26 - buy you a drank 3:29 - Anti hero 4:40 - Low 5:39 - as it was 7:00 - kill bill 8:35 - Cash in cash out 9:10 - love story 10:30 - behind the scenes of “low” 11:08 - made you look
At the start of stick season, I came up with: as you gave me your trust that I was all the miles FUSED together, you MuSt have CHANGED your THOUGHTS half way through the LOCOMOTIVE pAtH
*history nerd here* Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense, a pamphlet encouraging rebellion and secession from Great Britain in 1776. Not the Declaration of Independence. Love you
as the biggest "the last great american dynasty" stan in the entire world (seriously, i love it so much i even forced my mom to listen to it and it became one of her favorite songs and she is at most a casual fan of taylor swift's music) i think yall did great. i could tell yal were enjoying the actual song too. also, you did a great job of all the songs
I indeed intend to inform thee of thy stellar performance upon my screen. Tis the dawn where I proclaim my utter satisfaction with thy creation. My lungs released a joyous bellow in response to thine marvelous jesting.
goodness this is so amazing..... as a bit of a self proclaimed wordsmith/poet/lover of the ye-old-english I highly approve. Also a pretty fun exercise to train your linguistic creativity.... keep doing what you guys are doing okay?
The thumbnail made me think this was a 45 minute video essay about how Liv got into drama and it somehow had to do with turning modern songs into medieval slang
omg this is so much funnier when I watched it in 2x speed- like AHH. But other then that love you guys and love this series thank you for the compilations!
“UPON THE FLOOR SHE STRUCK” is one of my most preferred quotations of this day. As in my companions and I sporadically bellow to the other and go into hysterics. Thank you Liv and Lonnie for providing us with this hilarious content to enjoy, we are eternally grateful to your services to society.
I made "Kill Bill" into old english before I heard your version, one of the liens was the same and my main line was, "Though shall slay thy divorce, not in the best of minds"
Them calling Harry styles "Harold" especially, "You've been communing with the WITCHES! Have you not Harold?! Really got me. So did "Squalid, squalid lad" 😂. Love these shorts.
“catching a charge” should have been “sent straight to the colony which is now australia”! Anytime I think of people committing crimes in the UK I just think “damn, you stole bread and you’re sent to the greatest island in the world?! poor you”! 😂😂😂
"Often times I will gaze upon the floating orb of the heavens that descendeth light, but I shall never gaze upon mine own visage in the glass" XDD And then a ye olde dance break. I love you Liv XDDDD
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"Upon the floor she struck" will always be a classic
5:07
Yes it willl 😂😂😂😂
Always
Yes lol it was so funny 😂
Will always be my fave line
"UpOn ThE FlOoR sHe STRUCK" 💀
Dumbledore said✨️ calmy✨️
I love this comment it is so funny 😂
THIS IS SO REALLL 🤑🤑
😂😂
OMG THIS MADE ME CRY LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂
My potterhead ass has been summoned 💅
9:07 the way Liv looked at him like “you know I can’t say this”
Fr
Lol
"YOU HAVE BEEN COMMUNNING WITH THE WITCHES, HAVE YOU NOT HAROLD" 😂😂 y'all are too much and I love it
yOu’Ve CoNsUmEd ThEiR bErRiEs
yoU'vE tAkEn tHeiR hErbs!
6:53
I quote this at my friends all the time and still have not explained-
I should do that! That's hilarious! Thanks for the idea.
“I might kill my ex”
“I MIGHT COMMIT H *O* MICIDE- UPON MY PREVIOUS LOVER!”
iCANNOT BREATHE
I’ll get the doctor
I’m a doctor 👩⚕️
666th like!!!!!!!!
Honestly. Mood💅🏻
@@ITS_C0C0-LUVS please help this person
"cHiLeD sEaSoNiNgS" and "UPON THE FLOOR SHE STRUCK!" will go down in history!😂❤
"YOUvE bEeN coMmUnNiNg WiThh ThE wItCHeS HAvE yoU NoT HArolD?!??!?!?!??! yOU hAvE coNsUMed THEIr BErRIes HAVenT yOu?!?!?! YoU AtE thEiR beRrIEs!!??!?!?!?
OMG I AM ABSOLUTLY DYING RIGHT NOW
Same!
For that one I starting laughing on the floor and kicking my legs like a cartoon character
“KIDNAP ME ROMEO” was so funny (9:58)
Fr tho
Finally someone said it😂 it was great!
OMG you joined yunis cult you know what I am talking about by your profile picture
@@Mrslovely-ly1ys yes ofc
Agreed
I quote ‘UPON THE FLOOR SHE STRUCK’ frequently
"UPON THE FLOOR SHE STRUCK!" Is probably the best saying and most funny out of everything!
(Edit) WOW! 104 likes!!!
5:07
Dumbledore said calmly
i love livs reactions when lonnies doing the intro 🤣🤣
I agree fully!
"I'll keep this intro short"
THE INTRO: 2:26 minutes long
Fr
You’re an angel
that is short wtf are you yapping about
longest youtube short watcher attention span‼️‼️‼️
Frr
"'Amazing Grace' by The Church" got me 🤣
6:51
YOU HAVE BEEN COMMUNING WITH THE WITCHES HAVE YOU NOT HAROLD
oh my god i love it so much this is amazing. been wheezing on the floor the past few minutes
You’ve taken their herbs😱🌿🍵⁉️
You’ve consumed their berries🫢🫐🍓‼️
@@todorokis_trauma_kettleoh yes papa, i am near your plane of existence to inform you about the unholy transgression of religious law i have committed which would dare to be thy consumption of these wicked fruit capsules given by a hag that does the bidding in galdorcrætf. My apologies, dearest helper of the birth of me.
never knew I never knew I needed this
liv and lonnie genuinely crack me up more than any other creators lolll
The laugh I produced from these videos can only be likened to a seagull.
Underrated comment
My favourite quotes:
3:55 "In unison, we affirm"
5:08 "Upon the floor she struck"
6:06 "What do you say we doth not proceed any further?"
6:54 "You've been communing with the WITCHES! Have you not, Harold? You've taken their herbs. You've consumed their BERRIES!"
7:43 "My brain has concocted finer conceptions."
9:28 "My knowledge is minute."
9:57 "Kidnap me, Romeo!"
10:27 "This is a romantic tale, little lad! Simple agree!"
11:59 "I'm to produce a film."
12:40 "Alone I will go out and convulse wildly in the streets."
13:10 "Squalid, squalid lad."
14:58 "There are some wenches within this establishment."
18:36 "My slumber in your absence is nil."
19:53 "Tommy fr came in clutch"
22:30 "Liquor and rum."
23:43 "Salutations, Savior. I'm about to violate thy will."
25:20 "I put a down payment of wealth upon the feline and this excrement is proving profitable."
27:05 "New wealth only travels a distance."
27:30 "The witches informed him to cease all activities."
This entire video was gold and throughout the series the editing only got funnier. Well done, Liv.
Love how liv only has five and the rest are the other guys
my fave is 25:27 “i am brought to fisticuffs with the dog and the dog brings fisticuffs back!!”
"I would prefer incarceration over isolation" is also beautiful
4:46 allow me to communicate with the people 🥰
“There are two types of people: serfs and orphans” KILLED ME
i was giggling so much this whole video i love this series sm
Song list
2:26 - buy you a drank
3:29 - Anti hero
4:40 - Low
5:39 - as it was
7:00 - kill bill
8:35 - Cash in cash out
9:10 - love story
10:30 - behind the scenes of “low”
11:08 - made you look
THEE VIDEO IS SO ELEGANT AND GLORIOUS!!
Thy*
Omg I love this series I remember when you first posted the first one
I can’t my mum thinks I’m a psycho I choked on my noodles
At the start of stick season, I came up with: as you gave me your trust that I was all the miles FUSED together, you MuSt have CHANGED your THOUGHTS half way through the LOCOMOTIVE pAtH
HELP I LOVE THAT
@@skeletalkilljoyikr 😂
😂
This is amazing
THE WAY LIV LOOKED AT HIM 😂 9:05
*history nerd here* Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense, a pamphlet encouraging rebellion and secession from Great Britain in 1776. Not the Declaration of Independence. Love you
Came here to say this haha
I was about to say the same thing 😂
It’s a pleasure to meet a fellow history nerd. I bid thee hello
"KIDNAP NE ROMEO" 9:58
I HAVE LITERALLY SEARCHED FOR A COMPILATION/SERIES OF THIS EVERY FEW WEEKS. IM SO HAPPY!!
UpOn ThE FlOoR sHe StrUcK😂😂😂
I been waiting for this since Jesus's birth!!!! Thank you!! (i love the "hips dont lip" in ye-old-song form!)
FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONED IT
'Harold'💀💀
Undeniably loathesome to base your sordid syllables of speech in my current direction of style, Hazza, the way you have.
I tried this with my sister, but liv and Lonnie’s versions hits different you guys are so great keep up the great work.
I need full songs and a million parts to this. This is quite possibly one of my all time favorite TikTok series!😂
Omg this is what I need I love these videos and the "upon the floor she struck" is sooo iconic
I forgot to do it but after today when someone falls I’m going to tell “UPON THE FLOOR SHE STRUCK” xD
9:58 “KIDNAP ME, ROMEO”
Almost killed me lol ❤
The one where they did low was the first time i saw them and i was laughing so hard. And i found the compilation and now you have a new subscriber :DD
as the biggest "the last great american dynasty" stan in the entire world (seriously, i love it so much i even forced my mom to listen to it and it became one of her favorite songs and she is at most a casual fan of taylor swift's music) i think yall did great. i could tell yal were enjoying the actual song too. also, you did a great job of all the songs
omg thats literally one of my fav songs!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN COMUNING WITH THE WITCHES HAROLD HAVE YOU NOT?😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated line:
“It is a romantic tale, little lad! Simply *agree*”
You’ve been communing with the witches is definitely the best part. You two definitely need to do this more.
This is my favorite series of yours! Thank you for this compilation! ❤
6:52
Got me laughing like a deranged seal
Liv is the most OUT-OF-POCKET person I watch I never know what’s going to happen within next millisecond 😂😂😂
I indeed intend to inform thee of thy stellar performance upon my screen. Tis the dawn where I proclaim my utter satisfaction with thy creation. My lungs released a joyous bellow in response to thine marvelous jesting.
Love your back making long form content again! Love it!
She released this on my BIRTHDAY!!
goodness this is so amazing..... as a bit of a self proclaimed wordsmith/poet/lover of the ye-old-english I highly approve. Also a pretty fun exercise to train your linguistic creativity.... keep doing what you guys are doing okay?
UPON THE FLOOR SHE STRUCK WILL BE FOREVER IN MY VOCABULARY
I’ve been waiting for this for everrrr!!!
You are so fun to watch Liv! The Ye Old English series is hilarious!
This is ICONIC stuff right here lmao. Liv is my spirit animal
The thumbnail made me think this was a 45 minute video essay about how Liv got into drama and it somehow had to do with turning modern songs into medieval slang
Unholy: "yeah she put it down slowly"
them: what a glass perhaps? What is she lowering?"😭
And ice spice becoming chilled seasoning😭
man what the FUCK was bro yappin about 😭 1:13
Right
The compilation we needed
I have retrieved an upward thumb for you Liv!! ❤😂😂😂
omg this is so much funnier when I watched it in 2x speed- like AHH.
But other then that love you guys and love this series thank you for the compilations!
“UPON THE FLOOR SHE STRUCK” is one of my most preferred quotations of this day. As in my companions and I sporadically bellow to the other and go into hysterics. Thank you Liv and Lonnie for providing us with this hilarious content to enjoy, we are eternally grateful to your services to society.
I made "Kill Bill" into old english before I heard your version, one of the liens was the same and my main line was, "Though shall slay thy divorce, not in the best of minds"
I’m so glad you made a compilation of this I love this series
The editing is 👌😂love u guys y'all are so fun ❤
this is the moment we’ve all been waiting for!!
12:18 wHy YOu bEiN So yE OLdE?!
6:53 “ YOUVE BEEN COMMUNING WITH THE WITCHES, HAVE YOU NOT HAROLD?! “ got me rolling to England
Them calling Harry styles "Harold" especially, "You've been communing with the WITCHES! Have you not Harold?! Really got me. So did "Squalid, squalid lad" 😂. Love these shorts.
I culd watch you guys ALL day!!!!!!!!!!
YOUVE BEEN COMUNNING WITH THE WITCHES!!!!!idc if i spelled it wrong
I hath been awaiting this! Tis one of my most cherished displays thou produces.
“I’m aware the establishment will shut down at a quarter to.. *the witching hour* 😭” I LOVE THESE 💀
Omg this is soooooo funny and original that I neeeeeeeeed more. Please don’t let this ever the end.
ist of my favourite lines--
HaVE YoU NOt HArOlD??
KIdNaP mE, RoMEo!
Unspoken Rizz (dude)
I’ve been waiting for this for a while!!
“catching a charge” should have been “sent straight to the colony which is now australia”!
Anytime I think of people committing crimes in the UK I just think “damn, you stole bread and you’re sent to the greatest island in the world?! poor you”! 😂😂😂
"the force recently discovered by isaac newton seems to be not allowing me to progress" 🤣🤣🤣lmao
“YOU ARE AWARE THINGS ARE DIFFERENT THEN THEY WERE IN THE PAST, YES?” was so funny to me
SHE READ MY MIND
I LITERALLY WAS WISHING FOR A COMPILATION OF YE OLDE A FEW HOURS AGO
12:13 HIS FACES AS HE SAYS IT IM CRYINGGGGGG
"...alone i will go out and CoNvUlSe WilDlY in the streets"😭im deaaaaddddd
The queen has arrived ❤🎉
5:24 [Unintelligable] LMAO
"Conflict is within my being" literally describes me
"Answer the phone"
"...WHAT"
6:53 had me ROLLING ON THE FLOOR💀 (quite literally i started rolling)
Love your videos and you make me smile
UpOn ThE FlOoR ShE StRuCk😂 is the most iconic line eva❤
Liv’s vids never gets old
How is nobody talking about the medieval hips don’t lie in the intro
CHILLED SEASONING should not have made me laugh so hard 💀💀
"BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM-"
Ye old english: "Items of forgeable along side a sweet fluffy *THING* "
Not the medieval shakira in the background 💀😂
I actually love you sm and i’m so glad your happy❤️❤️❤️
Ye old please 😂
“KIDNAP ME ROMEO!!” And “My homie, assault it.” Have the same vibe-
“Liv if you don’t cut this, I’m gonna be pissed”
liv: *dosent cut it*
"My Umpilumpa" "UPON THE FLOOR SHE StRuCk!" " A goose DIED near by" "unspoken rizz dude"
SLAYYY 🤣❤️🤣❤️ Bro this is so fricken hilarious, THE PASSION IN HIS VOICE 😂
I love you guys sm your such an inspiration to me 💙💖💗
"Often times I will gaze upon the floating orb of the heavens that descendeth light, but I shall never gaze upon mine own visage in the glass" XDD And then a ye olde dance break. I love you Liv XDDDD
THE FACES LONNIE MAKES WHEN HES THINKING ARE SO FUNNY IM TRYING HARD NOT TO LAUGH AND BAWL MY EYES OUT.
YOUVE TAKEN THEIR HERBS
"KIDNAP ME ROMEO" yall are so funny
We need a full Ye Old Cover