Not a plot twist. That joke is so fucking old and not funny. It can go with hector driving his Hondas and Al Bundy scoring a touchdown to overtold jokes hell.
Lol.me to.i start to watch with the intention of just watching 1or 2 but end up watching loads then relies I only have 3 hours before I need to be up for work.xx
Did you not hear him say he had a flashlight?? But if I'm right he probably had a military grade flashlight which are extremely bright.. or the flash from the camera itself lol
@@catherinevaz6139 near me there's an abandoned castle, I live in England near Northumberland next to Newcastle and its an amazing castle I want go to cause its abandoned
@@catherinevaz6139I know you're brave and have the courage but I hope you go there with someone. You know I'm actually scared of heading inside a haunted house and finding a thief or something then an actual ghost.
Without a face. While wielding an axe. While stalking a man in a lower area of a abandoned ship. And not getting seen in any footage of him entering or leaving. Seems very plausible (he said sarcastically)
Plot twist: the boss keeps that photo as a gag and sends it to every foreman taking pics just to freak them out. This is the explanation that helps me sleep at night.
@@advertisingadrian he'll be like " my dad told me to wait a bit as he's gonna help a girl cross a road, it's been 7 years, must've been a really long road"
@@kyleterry5190 Oh I know him! He was just halfway there, he just kept making an annoying buzz sound and thee was some static on my phone, that 4 years ago! He must be comin' back already . I'm sure.
See, this guy has the "this is why you should never do this" down to an honest T. He's not over there like "This is why you shouldn't wear shoes a black widow bit this one guy in a shoe and he died"
Actually the guy didn't have a flashlight and all he had was a camera with a flash, so we just snapped pictures in the dark. The only time he could see was when he took a picture, and this is why he couldn't see the stranger when he took the picture, but in all fairness i seen the picture and the guy is barely visible, and he looks dark like a human shadow holding a axe.
He definitely would have a flashlight walking into a dark ship. That's retarded. You really think he would just stumble around in ther dark and only be able to see when he took a picture? How would he know what to take a picture of if he didn't have any light in the first place. Think it thru a little more next time.
*Me after midnight*: Scrolling RUclips Shorts for puppies and relaxing videos *MrBallen*: Let me tell you about some stuff to scare the crap out of you. *Me* No longer sleepy and can hear every noise the house makes. 👀
Plot twist: *His boss photoshopped the man in the picture as a prank.*
Lol that would be a good prank
@@camen-draws5909 Or a bad one depending on if the guy was scarred for life...🤔
Holy shit that’s a great idea
I was thinking that. They're probably gonna give him a promotion and wanted to shake him up a bit first.
Guy: has heart attack
boss: *lol it’s just a prank bro calm down omg*
Thats Gary. He hangs around my boat sometimes. Cool dude.
O-o well I guess that's cool pls don't die
Ruined the comment
Gary's nice, he shared his pizza with me in kindergarten
Gary's a good guy
I read this like a surfer lmao
With axe ?
Plot twist: it’s not a homeless man it’s actually a navy veteran that never left the ship.
Part of the crew part of the ship
Bro I was legit gonna comment that if nobody did😂
@@mrsnort8698 part of the crew part of the ship
@@phantomshadow7677 is that... from pirates of the caribbean
This also makes sence
Plot twist: He was trying to reach you about your ships extended warranty
Bahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Nice
Not a plot twist. That joke is so fucking old and not funny. It can go with hector driving his Hondas and Al Bundy scoring a touchdown to overtold jokes hell.
@@aaronmazur8056Your opinion doesn't matter
@@aaronmazur8056 Invalid
“This is why you should never explore abandoned ships”
Well dang it there goes my weekend plans....
Ik right
😂😂
😂
😂
Dang I was hoping to explore a minecraft abandoned ship but I'm scared now
I'm so tired, but I can't stop watching these & freaking out...
Lol.me to.i start to watch with the intention of just watching 1or 2 but end up watching loads then relies I only have 3 hours before I need to be up for work.xx
Ditto
Same brotha
SAME
I feel you im doing the same
He said late at night, this looks like day.
Anyways that’s Joe, very cool man, he likes to wander around my house at night and pet the cats
Did you not hear him say he had a flashlight?? But if I'm right he probably had a military grade flashlight which are extremely bright.. or the flash from the camera itself lol
But you don't have any cats....
Did you mean axe the cats ?
It took several hours… into the night
@@sdasdawsta he asked the cats, where is the nearest boat
My mans saying “this is why you should never search abandoned ships” like it’s in my bucket list
My dream is to visit an abandoned house. I know exactly which one but it’s far from where I live so it’s going to be hard. I have hope :)
@@catherinevaz6139 near me there's an abandoned castle, I live in England near Northumberland next to Newcastle and its an amazing castle I want go to cause its abandoned
@@catherinevaz6139I know you're brave and have the courage but I hope you go there with someone. You know I'm actually scared of heading inside a haunted house and finding a thief or something then an actual ghost.
Me goes to a therapist:
Therapist: whats your problem
Me: I cant stop watching a man who does scary videos at NIGHT
Therapist: 👁👄👁
Therapist: what seems to be your problem and tell me in story format.
@@R355UR3C7 lol
I can relate to this
😄
Didn't remember him not having a face in the full story, think its just a bad picture quality here.
Yeah i think i the original you could atleast make out a nose and eyes
@@Weeviltime ew, why would you want to make out with his nose and eyes?
@@TheGauges420 .....
@@TheGauges420 he said make out a nose and eyes not make out WITH a nose and eyes !!!
Just to sound scarier
Plot Twist: it's just Bob, a man who loves to explore abandon ships, and he's friendly
Yes he is cutting trees in the ship 😂
@@navindeshpande1475 yeah xD
He's just killing people who spray paint it
@@cr1tikaLheadphonezzz nah he's very friendly
Without a face. While wielding an axe. While stalking a man in a lower area of a abandoned ship. And not getting seen in any footage of him entering or leaving.
Seems very plausible (he said sarcastically)
Plot twist: the boss keeps that photo as a gag and sends it to every foreman taking pics just to freak them out. This is the explanation that helps me sleep at night.
Well this helped me out too my mind cooled down
He got the worst part of Slenderman's genetics
Lmao
Poor guy is Slenderman's son... At least he can make legit "My dad dissapeared" jokes.
@@advertisingadrian he'll be like " my dad told me to wait a bit as he's gonna help a girl cross a road, it's been 7 years, must've been a really long road"
@@kyleterry5190 Oh I know him! He was just halfway there, he just kept making an annoying buzz sound and thee was some static on my phone, that 4 years ago! He must be comin' back already . I'm sure.
@@advertisingadrian yep
I've met that guy, he's a little weird but just misunderstood.
John?
Wait what?? Y’all know him too!!
@@annabelmarie998 wait you know him? How?
@@saltycelery2045 We were friends in collage!!
@Costy 96 what?!
"This is why you should never explore abandoned ships." Jake the Viking explores abandoned ships and nothing scary happens. It's usually just creepy.
Its our nightmare in codm using axe bat and karambit😔
well probably it's it's a German soldier still there since the war
@@ronaldomessi1624 how tf is he on a us ship
@@epicexcalibur6445 yes H O W
@@blyatman2357 😂
@@ronaldomessi1624 japanese*
Its not like every abandoned ship has a faceless dude skulking around
Youre right! Every abandoned ship has a faceless dude with an axe skulking around!
i know who that is, it's just paul!
Or do they??? Lol
Lol
Paul is dead.
Faceless man with an axe or a coffee deprived warrant officer who was left out of a very important email distro?
Pffffft
Yes
If MrBallens good for one thing it's dissipating whatever loneliness I was feeling💀
Alright you did it again!! I gotta get up & do a recon mission of my apartment!!! Lights on its 2:36am!! Thanks a lot man!!😃😃
Why do I watch these at night?!
This was one of my favorite stories on your other channel
Fun fact, the guy was friends with the cameraman
Is it just me who watches them either in the morning or at night?
That photo is me at 3am when somebody catches me at the fridge-
Faceless man with axe: “hehehehe they’ll never find me”
Slenderman: “hello again son”
Lesson of the day : don't visit abandoned places in the first place
Hey, look at this! Someone left a perfectly good mineshaft here! Let's run inside.
Is it me or does he have a good voice to tell scary stories he should have his own show. Like if you agree
Yes
oh hey deadshot you're that perk
@@lucas.9758 finally the recognition I deserve, theres a surprise waiting in your next wonderfiz😉
yeah I just wish you were more useful no offense 🤭
Yea, that would be a good idea
That’s just John, a great man, he loves to pet my dog at night. He famously dressed up as a human for halloween
Your horror story telling ability is amazing man!
Imagine your job is that you have to go into some gigantic, dark and creepy ship to take photos of everything.
It's always "late one night " or "in the darkness." Then the bad B movie clips start.
See, this guy has the "this is why you should never do this" down to an honest T. He's not over there like "This is why you shouldn't wear shoes a black widow bit this one guy in a shoe and he died"
Judging by the light barely shining through the window, I don’t believe this was at night.
I learned one thing from this guy just don’t do anything everything is hunted and I might die or get kidnapped if I do it
Shows photo.
Me: what guy? All I see is my thumb
Lmao
Your thumb wielding an axe 😂
-_-
Faceless man exists*
Scary stories : is this for me 😇
MrBallen is the god at telling stories. I love listening to his stories.
I remember seeing this when i was 9 and i cant sleep i just waited till morning comes.Thats the longest night of my life
Actually the guy didn't have a flashlight and all he had was a camera with a flash, so we just snapped pictures in the dark. The only time he could see was when he took a picture, and this is why he couldn't see the stranger when he took the picture, but in all fairness i seen the picture and the guy is barely visible, and he looks dark like a human shadow holding a axe.
He definitely would have a flashlight walking into a dark ship. That's retarded. You really think he would just stumble around in ther dark and only be able to see when he took a picture? How would he know what to take a picture of if he didn't have any light in the first place. Think it thru a little more next time.
@@Agnovelli lol
He was there to protect history he didn’t want history to be destroyed
AND MY BROTHERS LAUGH AT ME WHEN I SAY NO TO THESE THINGS
I just love waching this to get nightmares
*Me after midnight*: Scrolling RUclips Shorts for puppies and relaxing videos
*MrBallen*: Let me tell you about some stuff to scare the crap out of you.
*Me* No longer sleepy and can hear every noise the house makes. 👀
Funniest part about your comment...I read the mr ballen part in my head in the mr ballen voice
"Marks Huntress cosplay is really good he really is taking it seriously"
Oh no... Oh no.... Oh no no no!!😂😂😂
I thought the foreman spent about an hour taking pics... so how did he spend over an hour just in that hallway???
Finally, someone found my freind gary. I asked him to get the beans he's been away for atleast an hour now
Ah is he with you now I for one think some noodles are due
GUY WITH THAT AXE :: Hey can i get some of your parts, I am sure you won't get disappointed.
He’s just trying to remind you about your cars extended warranty
BS. How could he take a pic of someone infront of him but not see him. I call BS again, coming from a guy who believes in jinns
I don’t wanna be “that guy” but it kinda looks like the guy took a picture with an android and the quality is just bad. I don’t know tho
nah definitely
More like a Gameboy color camera
Me trying to escape this scariness but ur videos are everywhere
nah bro, that’s just the janitor
Don't worry guys he is just reminding us about our car's extended warranty, his name is Gerald.
Damn that foreman is blind
It was probably a photo shopped picture to mess with him.
I need to stop watching these at night, GOOD STUFF HERE
I miss read the title as “The faceless man potato”
Videos like this make me wanna lock myself in my room for eternity
That's dirty mike without the boys
I’m sensing a tall faceless man theme.
I don’t know why I watch you honestly it just pops up and every time I know it’s gonna be disturbing but I still watch why.
This is why I never watch your video at dark and silent place while I'm alone
That's the janitor who took a nap and woke up wondering where in the hell everyone else was and if he had passed on 😂
Plot twist: It was a good guy trying to give a Foreman a gift for his hard work, an axe
Don’t worry that’s Enrico. He’s a very nice dude. Loves to hang with people and play HideNSeek in ships.
bro walter was just cooking something man
Faceless man:you diein
The photo guy:ahaha
Dude looks like a janitor with a Michael Myers mask on lmao
Plot twist: when you zoomed in I saw the face
At night when I watch mr ballen videos, I face my phone downwards so I don’t see the creepy photos he puts in his videos sometimes lol
I watch this knowing I’m going to be ✨ terrified ✨
I love your short horror clips they’re really entertaining
Looks like someone escaped 3008.
Him? Nah, that's just Bob, he lives in that hallway, I feed him Froot loops for snacks every now and then
Plot twist.He spawned in and found some loot
He definitely didn't want to tango with the navy considering he only had an axe.. Lol
Faceless man: hey sir you dropped your axe.
He wanted to tell the foreman about the extended warranty
Plot twist: it was a worker that was bald and facing the opposite direction and was about to destroy a part of the ship
Thats Brad he came for the cameramans extended car warranty
Plot twist:it's the tax collector
Imagine this in an abanded ship in Minecraft
"You should never explore abandoned ships"
Yea like im gonna go out and find one on a saturday afternoon
HE IS LITERALLY THE MAIN PART OF THE PICTURE
That's just my grandpa in his man Cave.😂😂😂
POV: you thought the man was using a toilet and his welding an axe cuz theres no toilet paper
These shorts are super good, they actually give me the creeps
my man paul over here just trying to ask for some pasta
Plot twist: that's the ship guard who didn't get told photographers were coming to take pictures
That’s the captain trying to get his ship back
"A photo of a guy without a face"
The guy in the photo: 👁 👄 👁 🪓
This ship was never really abandoned
That guy's face is shaped like Freddy Krueger's.
Looking at him close up, he reminds me of Freddy, too.
Honestly Gary do be looking kinda fire tho
Plot twist he was built on the ship as joke from the engineers
Nah man he just went onboard to grab his axe he left 25 years ago
Brilliant channel brilliant content and a very handsome mr Ballen. Many blessings Amanda xx
Davy Jones has SECRET rooms in the deep bowels of every ship that only he has the keys to. No mystery here! LMAO
This is why you should always get somebody else to explore abandoned ships
Faceless guy: HEY MAN I WAS ON THE TOILET!