"Instinctively you're gonna wanna ditch your friends and run into the woods without shoes, weapons, or a cell phone. Turns out this is actually a bad idea because the killer is in the woods." No shit😂
“The problem is that anytime you’re in a cabin in the woods and the serial killer is in the woods, the car won’t start,” Those killers and their damn wire cutters
I thought about this too but my thoughts on being a killer is to stab someone right away so you don’t forget/Let them get away/ look like less of a killer -//- Also don’t leave any witnesses (self explanatory) even if you do vibe with them Don’t trust anybody- It might get you caught 🐒 but don’t be antisocial and creepy that’s just suspicious I basically convinced myself I’m SOL - I also obv’s have too much time on my hands 🙌
@@I_tried_to_be_emo_and_failed ....The true question is.... why haven’t you? .... There’s a lot of scary people out there and I want to know my chances by what they are thinking 💀🐸 ....
That &/or crazier than they are. Like Pink (The Wall) in the corner, madman smiling crazy. Anybody will run from that unless they are equally as insane. In which case, they won't notice anything anyway bc the truly insane always occupy their own intimate universe. Id like to talk to Bob Geldof about that scene, one day. Executed that one a little too well....🧐.... but, I digress. Crazy is always a great disorienting deterrent for assault. 👍😜
“Instinctively you’re gonna wanna ditch your friends and run into the woods without shoes weapons or cell phone turn out this is actually a bad idea because the killer is in the woods.” no shit sherlock😂
"Let's pretend you will go to this cabin" Not even pretending I would go to this cabin "You hear the news that a killer is loose at the area" Ok guys the trip is cancelled, let's go back
@@gabriellarowden9442 yes you also want to grab a gun but don't shoot the killer, just try to punch him, then jump through a window and limp a lot, even when you aren't hurt
And make sure when you finally knock the killer down that you don't even check to make sure he's dead, just leave him there- stunned but alive- so he can get up & find you again
legit im watching this in bed on my side and this shit be feeling like that one part in scream where someone is watching halloween and the killer is behind them
@@booter-tw7gd you do realize this is a completely free platform, where anyone can say anything? This isn’t an email to your boss, nobody cares about grammar here.
@@a_fly_without_wings_is_a_w1981 true but it’s always that 1 person which obviously is this dipshit. He might also want to try to trigger to get that trolling feeling
“let’s pretend you’re in THIS cabin” *shows cabin* I must’ve been on drugs cuz clean me would never Edit: appreciate all the likes thx Edit: really didn’t think i would have this many likes 😳
I've seen this type of decision in many many horror flicks. Lol. They always decide to split up for no good enough reason, run to hide in dead end zones, scream as loud as possible to give out their locations (especially defenseless girls), and instead of thinking of ways to fight the attacker, they just cry and plead to no avail. Does anyone actually scream relentlessly when extremely afraid? I know that's my last instinct when chased and scared. Unless you're in public, no reason to scream.
Have you watched "You're Next"? If you haven't, you should. I'm not going to tell you why because I don't want to give anything away, but trust me on this.
The thing that always annoys me is that asinine ass logic of let's split up to get help. As if that's the smarter move to do and most sensible. Like strength in numbers isn't even a thought apparently and somehow being separated gives an advantage
@@ravengatos7844 I' m with you on this, movies like 'You're Next' and 'Ready or Not' are some exceptions. They really make you think like the protaganist instead of making you cringe every 5 minutes on the choices they make.
Sit in a circle in the center of the cabin, with weapons and don’t get too distracted. When night comes around, take watches and have 2 people up at a time. Also call the police to come rescue you asap
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Ah yes... horror movie logic. lol
Don’t look around just sit still
It's tips in case you are a horror movie character
Yep just dont turn around and the killer will eventually implode
No no no he forgot the best part... your supposed to run to the weapon shed all alone and completely vulnerable
@@Raggscy yeah
“Then he’ll magically appear behind you”, this quote is basically every horror movie
True
Hell Vs he'll
Just grab your phone and take a selfie to look
He watch too much
Yep your right
Me: Doesn't turn around
Killer: shit I can't kill him yet
Yeah I gotta wait to say my one liner and make an iconic scene
@@demonjmh my ratings will plummet if I dont say the one liner :(
@@demonjmh mine is gonna be hello my children ready to do it here I
Play Games On My Pc
he can if he hasnt killed anyone yet for dramatic effect
**Magically spawns broken mirror**
"Your on a trip and theres a killer in the woods"
Me and my friends on a hunting trip: *giggle in American*
Ahh yes americans cary like a ar-15 a moded mk18 and M4A14 in huntings so this is accurate
@@DevirdontDie bro there ain’t no killer any more…
We invited him to dinner! What’d you think we did??
@@cavisgood1247 oh. No i know how americans do this shit you posined hin to
Yeah he just tripped on a couple hundred bullets.
@@theplaguepimp8721 lol
Moral of the story: don’t sign up for a horror movie cast
XD
Facts
I’m an asshole, I’m the 1st to die 😂
Yes
LMAO
"Most people believe that running the woods where they know a killer is around, will save their life, but it doesnt"
Who does tho?
@@zenistu707 Everyone, you don’t?
Issa joke about horror movies😂😂
@@zenistu707 Every single time in horror movies
No bro I just fall alseep and wake up in a bed
Me: If I cant see him he cant see me.
Killer: How did he know.
Me who’s on a hunting trip with my dad
“DAD GET THE GUNS. WERE GOING HUNTING”
Laughs in American
Best comment Eva! ❤💯🔥
"Instinctively you're gonna wanna ditch your friends and run into the woods without shoes, weapons, or a cell phone. Turns out this is actually a bad idea because the killer is in the woods." No shit😂
I mean this is obv a joke vid because none of these make any sense
@@krillmayn7161 its about the horror movies that doesn't make sense
That's what I said 🤣
I think it was a joke because that’s what people in horror movies always do.
For some god forsaken reason people still do it
“Don’t turn around cause the killer will magically appear behind you”
Killer: whomst has summoned the ancient one
LoL
Haha! This made me laugh, thanks for commenting it!
“Look at this new spongebob umbrella I got”
“That’s bad luck bro”
“Chill out bro”
“WHO SUMMONED ME”
“AAAAAAAA”
That's funny
Lol
“The problem is that anytime you’re in a cabin in the woods and the serial killer is in the woods, the car won’t start,”
Those killers and their damn wire cutters
No, he means it's like a law of the world
Save a car, ride a horse.
“This is true kind of” funny title
I think it could be true though.
Him: “you decide to ditch your friends”
Me: “how to be a good friend 101.”
Technically you giving your friends time to escape so
True but why would you ditch your friends i would be scares to death to leave the cabin
Be the sacrifice in less you friends are killed cuz you left
@@Eman23572 huh what does that even mean..I think you're confused with the wording...
@Insane !! As in the killer went to the cabin
"Don't turn around because the killer will magically be behind you."
Him: Shows picture
Me: gets a mini heart attack
Same lol my face went from 😐 to 😳
My heart dropped and I dropped my phone!!
You'll float to angie
When he showed the picture I actually got scared （ｏ＿Ｏ）
Same🤣🤣
"Bro there's a killer in the woods"
Me with my Leopard 2a7 main battle tank: I like that
My creepy uncle who is in the tank as well: I like this as well
The killer becomes the victim
"Then he'll magically appear behind you"
*Thats some horror movie physics*
Killer 2 miles away from the cabin: man where is everyone- *gasp* someone turned around * teleports* behind them
Your profile picture makes this comment a thousand times better!
Friday the 13th game in a nutshell
“Nothin personal kid”
Killer: at least you didn’t say ‘Bloody Mary.’
ah yes
all the killer said was:
man where is everyone- - someoneturned around - behind them
“But that’s actually a terrible idea because the killer is iN tHe WoOdS”
I wanna run around naked in the woOoDS
*-please get that reference please get that reference-*
You got an honest chuckle out of me
@@obsession-chan7019 😂
@@obsession-chan7019 weird
Like obviously
Me: *stares at opened window*
The killer: "What the hell is this guy thinking of turn around already"
The people in horror movies need to hear this cuz they obviously don't hear us shouting it to them through the screen 😭
This guy is the reason I don't sleep at night
Me too ,since I've been watching him I am starting to be more conscious of where I am
Same
Me to
Me too
Sameeeeee
"Dont turn around because the killer will magically appear behind you"
The killer waiting for me to turn around: 👁👄👁
"He'll magically appear behind you"
Americans:
"I'll magically use my 2nd Amendment."
Or my 12 gauge
@@sumaoncrack2251 dats ur 2nd amendment dummy
@@scottiegang2236 not mine, mines a 7.62 ak-47
I'll magically use my gun license and glock
@@trinitywagner3743 you don't need a license to own a gun but you do need one to conceal carry.
"Then he'll magically appear behInd you"
Killers: "fuck, they know"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣
Lol 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 how the hell killer would appear behind you if you just turn around
Me staying in the living room
The killer:Ah fu*k
HA HAAA!! You got me. "...even if its a brand new car, its not gonna start..."🤣🤣
I love how some of these are flat out terrifying yet others are just hilarious
I hate the it when he shows the scary movies, that’s why I watch cinema summary so I can watch horror movies without watching any of the scary bits
@@evoklax that's the whole point of horror movies is it not
@@Mecal21 :-|
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At the time I am writing this comment on the comment, there is 666 likes
Bro why am i getting recommended this when me and my homies are planning to go camping soon💀
Had us in the first half ngl 😂.
Its all fun and games till yah hear "YOU'RE THE LAST ONE COMPLETE THE MISSION."
Victim: *starts to turn around*
Killer: oh yeah baby
Victim: remembers sensie's teachings and stops turning around*
Killer: shit they're onto me
Lmao
lmao
lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Thanks for the nightmares with the last picture
Every car in action film : giga chad
Every car in horror film : smoll weak doggo
“Magically appear behind you”
Ah yes horror movie logic
Underrated comment
Still waiting for the “you fool” with the solemn head shake
Same lmao
lol I thought it also
Lol
😆🥲😆😆😆😆🥲
The killer magically appears behind you LOL
"Dont Turn Around"
Me: Oh so you want me to get stab in the back?
Dude he won't appear if you don't turn around
OH OKOK
Why tf would you "instinctively" run into the woods at night?? It's way more dangerous out there than in the house
He’s making a joke about how stupid horror movie people are.
Whoosh
@Krypton Action it’s a joke
Uhm no I would get my gun and stay in the house
@Krypton Action Really hope you were joking.
My strategy for if I ever run into a serial killer is to convince them that I'm also a murderer
I thought about this too but my thoughts on being a killer is to stab someone right away so you don’t forget/Let them get away/ look like less of a killer
-//- Also don’t leave any witnesses (self explanatory) even if you do vibe with them
Don’t trust anybody- It might get you caught 🐒 but don’t be antisocial and creepy that’s just suspicious
I basically convinced myself I’m SOL - I also obv’s have too much time on my hands 🙌
@@autumnwest3687 that's creepy why have you thought about that
@@I_tried_to_be_emo_and_failed ....The true question is.... why haven’t you? .... There’s a lot of scary people out there and I want to know my chances by what they are thinking 💀🐸 ....
It’s mr.big brains 😂 also sorry if you got offended I was just joking apologies
That &/or crazier than they are. Like Pink (The Wall) in the corner, madman smiling crazy. Anybody will run from that unless they are equally as insane. In which case, they won't notice anything anyway bc the truly insane always occupy their own intimate universe. Id like to talk to Bob Geldof about that scene, one day. Executed that one a little too well....🧐.... but, I digress. Crazy is always a great disorienting deterrent for assault. 👍😜
“It’s not even gonna start” 😂😂
Cars in horror moves doesn't always work like my mind when I have a test
“Instinctively you’re gonna wanna ditch your friends and run into the woods without shoes weapons or cell phone turn out this is actually a bad idea because the killer is in the woods.” no shit sherlock😂
I think the point of the video is that he’s mocking scary movies where everyone makes horrible decisions like the above scenarios.
He’s making a joke...
BoomBoom is a little slow.
R/wooooooosh
R/woooosh
"Then he'll magically appear behind you" killers: oh fuck they ducking know
Oh duck they fucking know XD
Oh duck they ducking know 🦆
Oh fuck they fucking duck 🦆
oh fuck they fucking know
The second one was hilarious. The best kind of horror movie logic to help build suspense.
"Im not going to turn around..."
Friend "What, why?"
"IF I CANT SEE THEM THEY CANT SEE ME!"
"They will magically be behind you" The day I found out I'm scared of clowns
When I saw it I froze and my brain shut down for a few seconds. I may have a phobia of clowns, they scare the shit out of me.
@@cringeworthy_. 🤡
"Your friend drove you all in the Lamborghini..."
Lambo with 2 seats: Am I a joke to you?
It might be a urus
@@illegalcumtrader56 well, it was a Hurácan in the video
The other one stayed in the luggage carrier.
The killer is gonna go to the hood and try and disable the engine he open the Lamborghini hood and says oh it’s empty!
That clown jumpscare got me fr
The clown in the end scared me LOL
Me, an intellectual: " Use the Lamborghini to distract the killer"
Run over the killer
@@litonups car dont work.
@@reislinlittle4715 Kiss the killer
@@vhsninjaccoon7705 AYOOOOOOO
@@vhsninjaccoon7705 what if it becomes more than that
The funniest thing is when haters really believe that we all think he is spitting facts when he is quite clearly joking
Exactly! We should show this to horror movie characters lol maybe then they’ll get smarter
@@anawfulpersonlmao
thanks for the information wouldn't have figured it out without your help doc
Lmao
Whos his hater?
Plot twist: the killer drove off with the lambo. Lol
New short title: "Tips for horror movie protagonists"
"Let's pretend you will go to this cabin"
Not even pretending I would go to this cabin
"You hear the news that a killer is loose at the area"
Ok guys the trip is cancelled, let's go back
He confused reality with a terrible horror movie
I love the subtlety of the fact that we’ve all seen enough horror movies to know that’s how it’ll happen😂
Alternate title for this short:how to survive the physics of horror movies
This guy should be a movie director
"Let's stand back to back in the middle of the room holding knives."
-Abed Nadir
"oh shit he probably got guns"
-some guy in the cabin
"Get the 9 millimeter jimmy and also get the rifle"-Some other guy in the cabin
“naw”- rosa parks
"shut up mark, just get the bazooka"
-the dude in the cabin
"it's a good thing I brought my stab proof and bullet proof vest"
-some killer in a cabin
Make sure when you run from the killer, you fall down at least 5 times or hold your arms up and scream as loud as possible.
Yea yea yea and cry a lot too
@@gabriellarowden9442 yes you also want to grab a gun but don't shoot the killer, just try to punch him, then jump through a window and limp a lot, even when you aren't hurt
ABSOLUTELY funny!!!! You are soooo right lol
And make sure to get a strong stick and slam it onto a tree
And make sure when you finally knock the killer down that you don't even check to make sure he's dead, just leave him there- stunned but alive- so he can get up & find you again
legit im watching this in bed on my side and this shit be feeling like that one part in scream where someone is watching halloween and the killer is behind them
Mr.Ballen out here saving lives. What a kind gentleman.
Bruh I love how he literally just clowned every horror movie ever
*"The life of an overthinker."*
Killer:"shit back stabbing my weakness!!!"
POV: youre the killer the news was talking about going into the woods around YOUR cabin.
"There's a killer in the woods"
That one Russian dude with an AK:
@Piére Jacqueliné no just unfunny confirmation
Hot rash be like:
He just want vodka
@@S-O-A IS THAT A MOTHER FREAKING HOURS REFERANCE??!?!??!
Ruv ik ur russian but would u have the aim to kill him?
“Most people believe that talking to the burglar will make him not steal from you, now not many people know that this is actually false”
WE FOUND HIM
BANG BANG BANG FBI OPEN UP
It works if your dora and the burglar is swiper
@@epiclight9107
Dora: Swiper no Swiping
Swiper: Dayum OK why are you always yelling
Very accurate XD
This comment thread had me dying 🤣🤣
Bro just keep turning around until the killer gets motion sickness
At first I thought this was real life but then I got the second one from the third one
The only time I ever turn around when in that situation is with a shotgun yelling "C'MERE SISSY"
Jason: Micheal they know. Micheal:oh crap nooooo Freddy:I’ll take care of this
Me : turn around
Killer : ItS sHoWtImE!!!
“You’re on vacation with your friends in THIS cabin”
Me: Nani... the fu-
“They will magically appear behind you”
Killer: OOP 😳
Just sit against a wall XD
The Killer: Well shit, any other strategies?
Cyberpunk police be like....
That's actually scares me because I was not realizing it
Killer with knife
In cabin: soliders with nucler bomb
Bro my guy will survive any horror movie like that
This just say that killers have powers to find you at night in the full darkness without light, to teleport and to destroy magically destroy cars
He said the car won't start because of the Murphy's law
@@TonyStark-ss2jf what is it
@@yellodamello2587 "if something bad can hapen, it will"
He had us in the first half. Well he actually had me the whole time.
That killer scared the heck out of me
“the killer will ✨ magically ✨ appear behind you”
"Dont turn around bc the killer will appear behind you" best advice ever
Me: *actually listening and thinking why would I run into the woods*
Him: and even if it’s a new car it won’t start
Me: wait.
I’m trying to figure out why myself
Horror movie logic
@@10868wr I was thinking how the fuck you manage to put a lamborghini in that place
@@dhans2881 hmm true
It's a joke about horror movie logic
Who tf instinctively runs into the woods where a killer might be 😂
“Let’s split up gang”
The third is definitely the most true to me. 😂
Remember guys, "Don't investigate." AND "If you can't see it, there's nothing."
And don’t be any character that isn’t the main character.
@@dubo6017 This is too true
The ostrich philosophy 😅😅😅
@@dubo6017 this is why I sleep looking at the wall and blankest over my head
This is my attitude to everything that could go wrong, sickness, sounds, literally anything “what you don’t know isn’t there”
1 thing that saves your life: “DON’T go sleeping in a cabin in the woods!!”
Everyone that be in those movie need to take note on this
All horror movies be like that 🤣🤣
“So your telling me that running into the area with the killer, unarmed, will kill me?”
It would’ve been so much funnier if you had some actual grammar/ spelling.
@@booter-tw7gd you do realize this is a completely free platform, where anyone can say anything? This isn’t an email to your boss, nobody cares about grammar here.
@@booter-tw7gd am pretty sure that was the joke
@@a_fly_without_wings_is_a_w1981 true but it’s always that 1 person which obviously is this dipshit. He might also want to try to trigger to get that trolling feeling
The rock: ohhhh hat's cute
“You’d want to ditch your friends” he said
.....ya no I’m gonna be the one trying to get them away then leaving with them or calling the cops lol
He is making fun of horror movie stereotypes
Killer: shit gotta wait
You: turns around
Killer: YES NOW*!!
Bro the man literally just teleports behind you 🤣🤣🤣
“let’s pretend you’re in THIS cabin” *shows cabin* I must’ve been on drugs cuz clean me would never
Edit: appreciate all the likes thx
Edit: really didn’t think i would have this many likes 😳
Same bro
Shit... High me wouldn't!!
And yet still less creepy than my last apartment
@@cleoharper1842 uh...
@@cleoharper1842 how creepy was your... Nevermind, i dont wanna know
I got a hear attack from that jumpscare
Me: looking behind myself to make sure no one is there
I've seen this type of decision in many many horror flicks. Lol. They always decide to split up for no good enough reason, run to hide in dead end zones, scream as loud as possible to give out their locations (especially defenseless girls), and instead of thinking of ways to fight the attacker, they just cry and plead to no avail. Does anyone actually scream relentlessly when extremely afraid? I know that's my last instinct when chased and scared. Unless you're in public, no reason to scream.
Have you watched "You're Next"? If you haven't, you should. I'm not going to tell you why because I don't want to give anything away, but trust me on this.
The thing that always annoys me is that asinine ass logic of let's split up to get help. As if that's the smarter move to do and most sensible. Like strength in numbers isn't even a thought apparently and somehow being separated gives an advantage
@@ravengatos7844 I' m with you on this, movies like 'You're Next' and 'Ready or Not' are some exceptions. They really make you think like the protaganist instead of making you cringe every 5 minutes on the choices they make.
No really
I’m sorry “defenseless girls” wtf--
Sit in a circle in the center of the cabin, with weapons and don’t get too distracted. When night comes around, take watches and have 2 people up at a time. Also call the police to come rescue you asap
That is smart
Really
What
Fnaf logic
Agreed
Every horror movie in the cabin in the woods ever
Dang, that clown actually scared me.