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  • @cliffstar913
    @cliffstar913 3 года назад +8030

    That boy was so hungry he imagined himself having dinner, that's probably the best survival skill you could have

    • @violetdavis349
      @violetdavis349 3 года назад +288

      That's the only survival skill I have,

    • @jacoblugo5982
      @jacoblugo5982 3 года назад +58

      LMFAOOOO FR

    • @leenamumin5732
      @leenamumin5732 3 года назад +59

      @@violetdavis349 hahahaha same tho

    • @no_name_for_no_one7466
      @no_name_for_no_one7466 3 года назад +97

      My dad went vegan last week and now im slowly gaining this skilll

    • @Leorakatify
      @Leorakatify 3 года назад +20

      This was apparently before child services lol

  • @Temp-47
    @Temp-47 3 года назад +4650

    Why they always gotta be tall where my 5’6 monsters at.

    • @tarvi9153
      @tarvi9153 3 года назад +59

      😂😂😂

    • @andrewsgamingandmore3771
      @andrewsgamingandmore3771 3 года назад +67

      Talk is relative to a kid all adults are tall because they’re taller than him

    • @Temp-47
      @Temp-47 3 года назад +58

      @@andrewsgamingandmore3771 it’s a fucking joke,yes Ik they gonna be taller and then the kid bruh

    • @joanaakouvi9666
      @joanaakouvi9666 3 года назад +29

      Haha. I am 5'6. I was wondering if I could make it as a monster.

    • @NotMe-rs8ev
      @NotMe-rs8ev 3 года назад +16

      I’m here. But I’m 5’2

  • @benjaminbrown4813
    @benjaminbrown4813 2 года назад +3434

    Cultists: "What do we do now dark one?"
    Leader: "Feed him breakfast for dinner"

    • @o__oimlivinginhell551
      @o__oimlivinginhell551 2 года назад +36

      What ???

    • @Usernoobmaster
      @Usernoobmaster 2 года назад +26

      @Jadik 0 yeah didn't they feed him his family's

    • @thatnike2604
      @thatnike2604 2 года назад +14

      Is this a WandaVision reference or what

    • @greendragon6886
      @greendragon6886 2 года назад +16

      @@thatnike2604 no there is no reference to any show I know of maybe on few year before my time but no it’s just some people cracking a joke you know

    • @randydoyle1501
      @randydoyle1501 2 года назад +29

      And they probably made the kid pour the milk first.

  • @dutchboy9273
    @dutchboy9273 2 года назад +180

    Sounds like an alien abduction story with replacement memories

    • @scourge8097
      @scourge8097 Год назад +4

      ......oh...yeah, that old Chestnut!

  • @thatguy5937
    @thatguy5937 3 года назад +3828

    Idk why the boy was so scared, he just got a free dinner and he time traveled three days into the future. A pretty good day

    • @Henry-kp6qs
      @Henry-kp6qs 3 года назад +72

      You mean days

    • @thatguy5937
      @thatguy5937 3 года назад +57

      @@Henry-kp6qs sorry, thank you for the correction

    • @Henry-kp6qs
      @Henry-kp6qs 3 года назад +28

      @@thatguy5937 I made it as a joke

    • @madeleineastor4652
      @madeleineastor4652 3 года назад +13

      He thought it was just a day not days though ! Was thinking maybe it was the same tall faceless man from the other story?

    • @yaboi2987
      @yaboi2987 3 года назад +18

      He buried those memories, bro. 100%

  • @prisvansaavedra282
    @prisvansaavedra282 3 года назад +6021

    Parents: don’t talk to strangers.
    *acts shy and never speaks to strangers*
    Parents: you need to learn to talk to people.

    • @darkbro1517
      @darkbro1517 3 года назад +49

      Facts

    • @Abdul_hatake
      @Abdul_hatake 3 года назад +196

      Parents: don’t talk to strangers
      Kid: isn’t teacher a stranger?
      Parents: don’t be a smart ass... *mummers silently* “little shit”

    • @muddyman_eughh
      @muddyman_eughh 3 года назад +28

      SPITTIN FACTS

    • @atmemechannel9144
      @atmemechannel9144 3 года назад +33

      Or parents: don’t talk to strangers.
      5 yo me: talks to stranger and gets kidnapped and killed 🙂

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 3 года назад +32

      @MIDWEST QUEEN
      You need to know how to balance
      Difference between your school mates and stranger in a white van at the park
      One you talk to Ans befriend them wisely
      The other you accept candy from

  • @big_brain_man6013
    @big_brain_man6013 2 года назад +412

    Mr B :“Don’t follow this path”
    Me : jokes on you, I don’t go outside .

    • @pizza4714
      @pizza4714 2 года назад +8

      Can relate 🗿

    • @Danishidoit
      @Danishidoit Год назад

      I can relate
      A little bit u bastard

    • @frefre5999
      @frefre5999 Год назад +1

      Same but only sometimes, when i do theres a bunch of people around me theres no area anywhere that has privacy so i don't go outside much.

    • @punch_yaself
      @punch_yaself Год назад +1

      Sad

    • @claritacabanero4161
      @claritacabanero4161 Год назад

      Same

  • @TeamPolonix
    @TeamPolonix 2 года назад +46

    This is by far the best channel to watch if you wanna have nightmares or just stay awake all night questioning every little thing and noise around you

  • @Mersella
    @Mersella 3 года назад +1593

    “Are you okay?!?”
    “Yeah?”
    “oh ok lol you were kidnapped by a cult”

    • @Ghostmachine623
      @Ghostmachine623 3 года назад +37

      Yeah no big deal

    • @ckill0735
      @ckill0735 3 года назад +53

      That happens me every other weekend

    • @emmanuelmendoza8200
      @emmanuelmendoza8200 3 года назад +20

      Edit this so it says “oh ok lol you were kidnapped by a cult and shit”

    • @cowboy4jesus3N1
      @cowboy4jesus3N1 3 года назад +13

      @@ckill0735 Nah, we've all been there said that after a wild weekend, til we run into that one person that knows exactly what everyone did blow by blow. At least we were in the game not on the sidelines. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @_Odinn_
      @_Odinn_ 3 года назад +3

      @weepinq_angel weak. Every day at 3 am. Unfortunately they "need my blood to bring to pass the return of Cthulhu" or something

  • @who6342
    @who6342 3 года назад +671

    all I learned from this is that if I talk to strangers I will get free dinner

    • @leesimone2
      @leesimone2 3 года назад +20

      🤭 okay I am not the only one.

    • @demigod9039
      @demigod9039 3 года назад +7

      I’m dead asll

    • @Yung_Sawaki
      @Yung_Sawaki 3 года назад +20

      Man fuck free candy on the side of a van just put free dinner and you finna catch all of us 😂

    • @brettbedard1777
      @brettbedard1777 3 года назад +5

      free dinner and they can do what they want

    • @watermelonlover8398
      @watermelonlover8398 3 года назад +2

      Wtf😂

  • @LaFawnduh-td5qc
    @LaFawnduh-td5qc Год назад +14

    Love how this guy was there to understand the situation and describe very emotion of this ‘boy from the 1800s’

  • @MrJellyconelly
    @MrJellyconelly 2 года назад +7

    Theory: the tall man and Paul's doppelganger are alternate universe travelers that go to parallel universes to undo tragic events

  • @asthasingh3930
    @asthasingh3930 3 года назад +1169

    don't you just hate it when you're playing in the woods and a tall man asks you to have dinner at his cabin and you see paul sitting on the porch but when you get back paul says you were kidnapped by a cult

    • @bread1956
      @bread1956 3 года назад +18

      Right

    • @markherrera7640
      @markherrera7640 3 года назад +82

      Happens all the time. Gets annoying😒. Damn Paul

    • @viruslink6523
      @viruslink6523 3 года назад +28

      It though the twist was gonna be that he ate paul for dinner

    • @asthasingh3930
      @asthasingh3930 3 года назад +6

      LMFAO

    • @gachamushroom
      @gachamushroom 3 года назад +8

      Yeah it's so anoyying 🙄

  • @exxdd2277
    @exxdd2277 3 года назад +2752

    Well what if Paul was in the cult too and simply lied to the boy

    • @OliviaTorres1998
      @OliviaTorres1998 3 года назад +86

      Plot twist. Someone needs to write a book if they haven't made one already.

    • @venzenbroshighlights3259
      @venzenbroshighlights3259 3 года назад +22

      Damn plot twist of the century

    • @JG-kb6dp
      @JG-kb6dp 3 года назад +29

      Freakin Paul man

    • @lettuce8279
      @lettuce8279 3 года назад +7

      @@OliviaTorres1998 I’ll write it into mine just for you. 😂

    • @vlinful
      @vlinful 3 года назад +12

      Its always the frickin Paul's

  • @shaniezzo114
    @shaniezzo114 2 года назад +4

    I absolutely love the way you tell people's stories. More then once you have brought tears to my eyes.

  • @cesartoledo5621
    @cesartoledo5621 2 года назад +1

    I love your NAVY SEAL campfire stories Mr. Ballen. 👏

  • @bordiguy
    @bordiguy 3 года назад +1101

    The boy was tripping on magic shrooms.

    • @pnkicecreem459
      @pnkicecreem459 3 года назад +23

      Its a-me mario

    • @jimmiedmc1
      @jimmiedmc1 3 года назад +10

      Possibly, running bare foot

    • @MasoonHess
      @MasoonHess 3 года назад +8

      He prob thought road was mushroom so toad made the cult and kidnapped him

    • @MasoonHess
      @MasoonHess 3 года назад

      I mean toad from Mario

    • @dAni-ik1hv
      @dAni-ik1hv 3 года назад +1

      i need that shit man

  • @Aquavita-
    @Aquavita- 3 года назад +908

    Let’s be honest it was Slenderman and his brother Splendorman.

    • @chris72.
      @chris72. 3 года назад +32

      Technically slender Man is Jewish so his name is Slender Men

    • @ttp513
      @ttp513 3 года назад +32

      Can't forget their cousin Specterman

    • @andreashinault7285
      @andreashinault7285 3 года назад +9

      It certainly sounds like Slenderman but I dont know about Paul.

    • @karenrudd3541
      @karenrudd3541 3 года назад +14

      He gonna meet Jeff and the others.

    • @lucaslefebvre1652
      @lucaslefebvre1652 3 года назад +18

      What about trender man? The fashinable younger brother of slender man

  • @atyeszpapesz1426
    @atyeszpapesz1426 2 года назад +3

    Talk to strangers as much as you want but dont let them take you anywhere or make you do anything

  • @ProxyPlays999
    @ProxyPlays999 2 года назад +15

    This reminds me of the twilight zone or another show 😭🔥

  • @ilahkock3467
    @ilahkock3467 3 года назад +238

    I like how the family just casually mentions he got kidnapped by a cult

    • @anythinghere8986
      @anythinghere8986 3 года назад +9

      Family didn't mentioned it casually the narrator of the story did.

    • @joshuamontgomery1718
      @joshuamontgomery1718 2 года назад +5

      Little Billy you got kidnapped you want 🍦🍨

    • @guitartheherogamer
      @guitartheherogamer 2 года назад +1

      Oh yeah you were just kidnapped by a cult you know the usual

    • @chaddsteinberg3758
      @chaddsteinberg3758 2 года назад

      Haha thought the same, like does this child even understand what a cult is? And how does the family know it was a cult? What’d they see it happening and go “WAIT! Is that, that tall son of bitch who runs that cult walking away with my child again”? 😄

    • @guitartheherogamer
      @guitartheherogamer 2 года назад +1

      @@chaddsteinberg3758 lmao

  • @imachaotictree6767
    @imachaotictree6767 3 года назад +870

    Me who lives in the woods: ima pretend I didn’t watch half of these shorts

  • @LandonVR
    @LandonVR 2 года назад +1

    Imagine telling a 10 year old he’s been kidnapped by a cult

  • @devinelewis4977
    @devinelewis4977 2 года назад +1

    I thought he fell asleep and was playing with the man's children and the next day he walked him halfway

  • @safaaaa_004
    @safaaaa_004 2 года назад +1561

    When I was younger my parents said not to talk to strangers but literally 5 minutes later they go "Hey that girl across the street looks your age go play with her" like make up your mind

    • @crossbearer6453
      @crossbearer6453 2 года назад +64

      Read in between the lines. Your vulnerable at a young age. So that’s to protect you from bad people. So of course they would let you play with someone your age especially since by then they would have met the kids parents

    • @contactjoy4140
      @contactjoy4140 2 года назад +36

      They probably meant strangers older than you, specifically adults.

    • @SKROGY
      @SKROGY 2 года назад +47

      “Never take candy from strangers”
      *Halloween*

    • @randymiles904
      @randymiles904 2 года назад +15

      Yeah, you're lucky that little girl didn't kidnapp you and sell you to the goblin king. 🙄

    • @candidpepper
      @candidpepper 2 года назад +4

      You know that's not what they meant right?

  • @shoterfox6
    @shoterfox6 3 года назад +1594

    I love this cult’s intensions, not anything bad, just giving a lost child some food and sending him on his way, such nice people

    • @robertopulido9115
      @robertopulido9115 3 года назад +139

      If him didnt say thanks, the cult would kill him

    • @mrglitchy1847
      @mrglitchy1847 3 года назад +88

      Yea we should be conserned about what's in the food possibility 1: it's poisoned possibility 2: they were stuffing him with food for later (maybe cannibal cult) possibility 3 the food they gave him was a part of some cult ritual (maybe a sacrifice for a ritual would have to have eaten the food before the ritual or something else)

    • @memendreamnbeteamn4505
      @memendreamnbeteamn4505 3 года назад +70

      @@mrglitchy1847 on god I would be a sacrifice for a McDouble

    • @Iexcon
      @Iexcon 3 года назад +34

      @@memendreamnbeteamn4505 you be sacrificing for the mctriple

    • @HH-xg2mk
      @HH-xg2mk 2 года назад +12

      They are a fricking cult bruh

  • @tweeleaf
    @tweeleaf Год назад +1

    bro was trippin balls from those mashed potatoes

  • @nancydup
    @nancydup Год назад +2

    After dinner, the tall man was going to show him how to get to Bells Canyon, but the boy left. For the rest of his life, the boy wondered how to get to Bells Canyon. Even after death, he would wander the woods, asking random strangers if they knew the way to Bells Canyon.

    • @AnonymousFohYOU
      @AnonymousFohYOU 11 месяцев назад +1

      Imagine a ghost of a fine, middle aged rich man comes up to you and says “My fine chap, know the way to Bells Canyon by any chance?
      Edit: at least he can google earth now

  • @alexviol1587
    @alexviol1587 3 года назад +289

    It makes it more terrifying when the story is told from the POV of the victim.

    • @sgtrod
      @sgtrod 3 года назад +5

      It’s also more terrifying when told in story form.

    • @minionek247
      @minionek247 2 года назад +6

      Its also more terryfying when its real

    • @Viva-la-de-hs4ub
      @Viva-la-de-hs4ub 2 года назад +1

      It's also more terrifying if it's terrifying

  • @TinyButCute
    @TinyButCute 3 года назад +331

    When I was in preschool on my first day I refused to tell the teachers my name or anything about me because "stranger danger" and I just sat there crying. I thought that me and the other kids were all taken.

    • @AZFiiiNESt602
      @AZFiiiNESt602 3 года назад +22

      That had to be such a terrifying feeling! Poor thing.

    • @holaamigos4771
      @holaamigos4771 3 года назад +9

      I don’t blame you for being scared.

    • @jimmiedmc1
      @jimmiedmc1 3 года назад +21

      Your parents failed to prepare you, that must have been traumatizing

    • @Rapr47
      @Rapr47 3 года назад +2

      Same 😂

    • @waifuwaffles7697
      @waifuwaffles7697 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @jakeroark570
    @jakeroark570 2 года назад +1

    The cult of feeding you dinner and letting you go home safely my kind of evil.

  • @KaterinaStClaire
    @KaterinaStClaire Год назад

    I'm glad I taught my daughter along with the school. She was walking home one day from school. A car load of boys pulled up along side of her. She ran the opposite direction to the nearest house!

  • @Jamsome59
    @Jamsome59 2 года назад +1518

    POV: You’ve been watching these shorts for over an hour low key addicted to these fact videos.

    • @yayteam6201
      @yayteam6201 2 года назад +15

      I am being attacked 🥲

    • @cuteee1382
      @cuteee1382 2 года назад +12

      Are you watching me? I swear to God you are

    • @RottenHeretic
      @RottenHeretic 2 года назад +15

      Fact?

    • @Xtino1989X
      @Xtino1989X 2 года назад +8

      More like 3 hrs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bambisgf77
      @Bambisgf77 2 года назад +7

      Definitely watching me 👀

  • @crazyguyethan1848
    @crazyguyethan1848 3 года назад +441

    Story : happens in America
    Me in Australia: *shats pants*

    • @magicnik5737
      @magicnik5737 3 года назад +14

      Me: does yankie dankie

    • @rhondalee2170
      @rhondalee2170 3 года назад +2

      Yes but the word shat is not in our vocabulary! Lol!! That's an old word sounds like...but I know what it means...🤣😆😂🤣😂🤣

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 3 года назад +8

      @@rhondalee2170 its literally another way of saying "shit"

    • @daquaviosbingleton9995
      @daquaviosbingleton9995 3 года назад +10

      Me in America having god and anime on my side : 🧢
      🖕🏻👁👄👁 📖

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 3 года назад +7

      @@daquaviosbingleton9995 I like your nice blue hat! 💙 I myself am more on the dem side! Thank God we got that lying troll out of office!

  • @LovefromJesusandgod
    @LovefromJesusandgod Год назад +1

    Dont follow this path
    Gamer without a life :i haven't even gone outside for 8000 years

  • @mitsuki3276
    @mitsuki3276 Год назад +3

    It’s crazy because every time I watch his videos coincidentally it’s always at night and he always has scary pictures I always seem to brace myself but still get scared because sometimes you have a weird disfigured face as a background picture even though I’m waiting for it I still get caught off guard I love it

  • @utubeisazzhoe1413
    @utubeisazzhoe1413 3 года назад +399

    The full story has no mention of a cult. The full story makes it sound like he slipped into a different dimension for a night but in reality was missing for three days.
    ... What the shit, Mr Ballen?

    • @bellablack4721
      @bellablack4721 3 года назад +10

      Thats what i was saying lol

    • @shawnp8076
      @shawnp8076 3 года назад +6

      What's the name of the story?

    • @utubeisazzhoe1413
      @utubeisazzhoe1413 3 года назад +14

      @@shawnp8076
      I think it's under one of the three stories that sound fake but are 100% true.

    • @utubeisazzhoe1413
      @utubeisazzhoe1413 3 года назад +1

      @Rhea Mickens
      Thx

    • @bonniehowell4259
      @bonniehowell4259 3 года назад +13

      I noticed that there seems to be A LOT of these types of stories where people go into the woods think they're gone of only a few hours, when in reality they were missing for days. It's very creepy.

  • @beck3149
    @beck3149 3 года назад +193

    I like how this ghost story was just ghosts messing with you and releasing you back into the wild

    • @djblazing6312
      @djblazing6312 3 года назад +2

      frrrr

    • @parsadr3640
      @parsadr3640 3 года назад

      Fr as it seems

    • @jodierain8526
      @jodierain8526 3 года назад

      If it was a really cool cult they were there to save people like me I will stay with them for the rest of my life knowing that I will be okay and I have a family that loves me for EVER NO MATTER WHAT.
      My family abandoned me when I have mental problems so I'm forever alone nobody loves me so I'm by myself forever if some chance something like that happens to me I would stay with them because to me it's a family kind of feeling I would stay with them for that reason and knowing thay love me and I belong to a family
      That want me with THEM.

    • @michaelmignone5869
      @michaelmignone5869 3 года назад +2

      It's just their version of fishing, catch and release style

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab 3 года назад +2

      @@jodierain8526
      what in tarnation.

  • @miss_akame
    @miss_akame 2 года назад +2

    They let him go as he was polite and respectful, telling us we should be more like the child.

  • @zacksrandomprojects9698
    @zacksrandomprojects9698 2 года назад +4

    It depends what they're offering for dinner. I might have to go with them.

  • @sjl9942
    @sjl9942 3 года назад +93

    Me in the woods minding my own
    Random tall dude. Wanna have dinner?
    Me to me. Welp this is how I die.
    Me to random. What you got cooking?

    • @karenrudd3541
      @karenrudd3541 3 года назад +3

      I think you

    • @gibetax8477
      @gibetax8477 3 года назад +3

      @@karenrudd3541 i think you what?

    • @--tooblivion2559
      @--tooblivion2559 3 года назад

      @@gibetax8477 he just thinks him

    • @Jay-nl8lp
      @Jay-nl8lp 3 года назад

      @@gibetax8477 he is suggesting that they are going to cook the original commenter.

  • @lenardacejo7894
    @lenardacejo7894 3 года назад +137

    Everyone: is asking questions and making memes
    Me: the guy has no shoes on...

  • @EPICOUS313
    @EPICOUS313 2 года назад +1

    I Think The Stranger in Beggining is Rick Astley😂

  • @isaiahaquino9641
    @isaiahaquino9641 2 года назад +3

    So time runs different in that cabin and that cult teleports

  • @mr.curator5887
    @mr.curator5887 2 года назад +610

    "Never go into the woods" thats what i have learned from all the movies and stories i watched and read.

    • @ezcoreg759
      @ezcoreg759 2 года назад +21

      I live in the city now, but grew up in the woods.
      As a child I used to be a very brave or foolish take your pick. I would go out into the backyard or even front yard late at night in the pitch black darkness with nothing but the stars n moon lighting up the dirt road, and trails. Just couldn’t sleep, and I was fascinated with the night time environment.
      Lot of scary unexplained things I have memories of. Get chills to this day thinking about it, because I don’t have a third of the confidence I had back then to do that shit ever again.

    • @mr.curator5887
      @mr.curator5887 2 года назад +7

      @@ezcoreg759 Well when I used to visit my hometown back then, I used to come out at night and light the surrounding s with my torch waiting to discover something with it. Now do you understand how stupid I was

    • @mr.curator5887
      @mr.curator5887 2 года назад +10

      But it was a good experience and I never discovered anything creepy. But I do used to hear stories about such things from my relatives and parents. My hometown is in uttrakhand, India and people do believe in ghosts and gods and people are spiritual, even I beleive that, so I just think of myself as lucky to not discover something.

    • @shuffman8094
      @shuffman8094 2 года назад +3

      Or tight spaces

    • @curtishanlon1781
      @curtishanlon1781 2 года назад +2

      Don't show your boobs and don't have sex.
      Yeah i seen that movie too.

  • @henrywatercott4434
    @henrywatercott4434 3 года назад +127

    It’s always the tall men

  • @secretwatcher9922
    @secretwatcher9922 2 года назад +1

    Would love to know where I can learn more about this Mr B.

  • @amandac4658
    @amandac4658 2 года назад

    This sounds like that boy who went missing and didn't know

  • @lillianyanzapanta6997
    @lillianyanzapanta6997 2 года назад +76

    When I heard "tall man" I knew at that moment it was probably slender man

  • @whyevenbother5069
    @whyevenbother5069 3 года назад +3124

    How does his family know that he was kidnapoed by a cult if no one's heard from him?
    Edit: 2.1k likes?! TYSM thanks for everyone's answers in the replies✌️🥰
    Edit 2: wow! 3.2k likes!! This is the most I've ever gotten thanks to all of you💓

    • @richardmaldonado180
      @richardmaldonado180 3 года назад +360

      It was a setup Paul was in on it

    • @not_a_important_person3901
      @not_a_important_person3901 3 года назад +147

      Well they probably kidnapped Paul and they saw it and tried to go after them to get Paul back but then the people got away and then after that they probably assumed it was a cult because there was more then one person and all of them must have also been dressed the same (Sorry of my spelling is wrong not the best at English)

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 3 года назад +34

      His buddies saw the cult take him

    • @The5thnail
      @The5thnail 3 года назад +16

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @The5thnail
      @The5thnail 3 года назад +33

      The family friend is a double agent

  • @silentdarkness6260
    @silentdarkness6260 2 года назад +1

    Plot twist the guy he knew at the cabbin was actually part of the cult and didn't want nobody knowing lol

  • @moo0mim744
    @moo0mim744 2 года назад

    Cult people:do we eat him
    Leader:no we feed him

  • @bigobloks1656
    @bigobloks1656 3 года назад +541

    Are you sure this is "mrballen shorts"?
    Cuz i dont see any pants

  • @undeadlegend696
    @undeadlegend696 3 года назад +3

    Everyone: Don't watch scary videos before you go to sleep.
    My dumbass watching this at 3:00 AM: How bout yes.

  • @dogeland514
    @dogeland514 2 года назад

    It’s 1AM and it keeps showing me scary things

  • @GR4YARDB3AST
    @GR4YARDB3AST 2 года назад +3

    “Tall Man”
    Meanwhile me: was that slender man?? 😰

  • @jdc31947
    @jdc31947 3 года назад +1188

    I THINK WE ARE OVERLOOKING THE FACT THAT PAUL IS ABLE TO BE IN 2 PLACES AT ONE TIME❗

    • @timdadwagan
      @timdadwagan 2 года назад +36

      Hacks

    • @joanbaczek2575
      @joanbaczek2575 2 года назад +20

      Maybe the Paul at the cabin is an ancestor to Paul?

    • @guitartheherogamer
      @guitartheherogamer 2 года назад +67

      The Boy was probably drugged by the nice cult people :D

    • @mykailaruiz8842
      @mykailaruiz8842 2 года назад +35

      It was an illusion to make the kid feel safer and not run off right away

    • @mykailaruiz8842
      @mykailaruiz8842 2 года назад +39

      He thought he was only gone for a few hours. So they tricked him coming inside with the illusion of Paul, fed him dinner that was probably drugged, then 3 days later went back home after they did who knows what to him while he was asleep

  • @words.2128
    @words.2128 3 года назад +186

    “Yo mom I saw slender man”
    “Oh so U were kidnapped by his cult of fanboys?”

  • @rainasimpson9932
    @rainasimpson9932 2 года назад +1

    Paul is the real bad guy here. He can clone himself and shapeshift into others. There was never a cult, tall man, or family. It was all just Paul trying to kidnap the boi

  • @salmataalghali6839
    @salmataalghali6839 2 года назад +1

    I don't remember Paul saying that about the cult during the full story

  • @Gabe_10168
    @Gabe_10168 3 года назад +18

    The floating monster thing looks like a mix of: deer, human skull, the corpse under the spirng trap suit, and the grim reaper

    • @atsukoaki5144
      @atsukoaki5144 3 года назад +1

      I believe it's supposed to be a windigo but I might be wrong

    • @Pacifist-us9ng
      @Pacifist-us9ng 3 года назад

      @@atsukoaki5144 wedigo are often associated with winter and blizzards and don't float in stories told about them

  • @michaelbinladen8139
    @michaelbinladen8139 3 года назад +41

    Bruh idc if i get free dinner im gonna go with them, college has taken its toll hard enough.

  • @jayalexander7657
    @jayalexander7657 Год назад +2

    I just can't stop, God damnit !!!! These stories are all unsettling, uncomfortable, and, downright terrifying!!!! I really don't want to keep listening to them !!! We're all begging for nightmare's people !!! But, this guy is just so damn likeable, trustworthy, and normal, I can't seem to leave!!!! Jesus Christ!!! I swear I can see him telling you guy's about me !!! And how, I was finally found dead in my house with my phone in my hand from a seemingly Major Heart Attack !!! Brought on by an unusual amount of, Panic and Terror !!!!! 👁️😨😰😱😣😖😵

  • @wooper6952
    @wooper6952 Год назад +2

    "This is what they mean by don't talk to strangers"
    me: SLENDER MAN

  • @pixelwarrior7010
    @pixelwarrior7010 3 года назад +3

    Sometimes this guy gives me shivers

  • @spiderblackwidow8747
    @spiderblackwidow8747 3 года назад +6

    Your stories that you resurch are really amazing that is why I listen 🎶 to you as I do my 5.5 mile an hour walks each day 🖤🖤

  • @christinamyway5438
    @christinamyway5438 2 года назад +1

    MrBallen is an awesome story teller

  • @Z-Hunter649
    @Z-Hunter649 2 года назад

    That tall man and the doppelganger Paul are probably Devil Worshipers I'll handle this

  • @GraemeLechner
    @GraemeLechner 3 года назад +35

    I find it interesting that so many of these stories happen in places that humans find creepy. For example, this rarely-if ever-seems to happen out in a desert, a swamp, or a savannah. Perhaps it’s the fear of not knowing what’s behind trees or beyond the leaves through which you cannot see that scares us into imagining things.

    • @codeXenigma
      @codeXenigma 3 года назад +1

      We can't see beyond the rows of food in supermarkets or shelves of stuff in warehouses but don't get scared.

    • @levonwilliams7256
      @levonwilliams7256 3 года назад

      @@codeXenigma but supermarkets are public places were everybody goes shopping no one goes shopping in the woods

    • @codeXenigma
      @codeXenigma 3 года назад +3

      @@levonwilliams7256 The fear of forests is because we are the food

    • @levonwilliams7256
      @levonwilliams7256 3 года назад

      @@codeXenigma k

    • @justa9560
      @justa9560 3 года назад +3

      @@codeXenigma because we know it's not an inherently hostile environment. We could get mauled by wolves or something in the woods

  • @sofiasukiasyan507
    @sofiasukiasyan507 3 года назад +3

    Why is this so scary, I always tend to just stop watching these vids half way and run out of my room, because I get the weird feeling someone is watching me. Lol. It’s just my brain, I hope.....

  • @faithmartin3221
    @faithmartin3221 Год назад

    I Love The Fact That, You Show The World, The True Danger, That, We're All In. Everyday.

  • @viliamechristopher5037
    @viliamechristopher5037 2 года назад

    Paul is a traitor in the house 😂😂😂😂

  • @ismellthecheeze6436
    @ismellthecheeze6436 2 года назад +596

    What kind of cult is nice to a kid and gives him dinner and let’s him walk out free

    • @mr.nobody4959
      @mr.nobody4959 2 года назад +22

      Someone who like kid ig

    • @Charlie_4292
      @Charlie_4292 2 года назад +138

      I'm sure it was an illusion, they probably drugged him.

    • @jazzspider8569
      @jazzspider8569 2 года назад +34

      I mean not all cults are terrible. Some "cults" are just communes after all.

    • @gein2287
      @gein2287 2 года назад +30

      What kid is walking alone in the dark woods?

    • @SomeGuyWithaPC
      @SomeGuyWithaPC 2 года назад +15

      @@gein2287 in part one hes mom said he need to go to the well. In that same dark forest.

  • @cannibaljohnson.2409
    @cannibaljohnson.2409 2 года назад +3

    Imagine how damaged you'd have to be to not remember that you were kidnapped by a cult gone for three days and imagined you went to have a meal with a stranger. And Paul. At a imaginary cabin..Crazy

    • @Irish_Georgia_Girl
      @Irish_Georgia_Girl 2 года назад +1

      And with some exceptionally tall Slenderman look-alike

  • @s-obsydie
    @s-obsydie Год назад

    Thank goodness that no blood sacrifice occurred

  • @SarutaValentine
    @SarutaValentine Год назад

    You know I wouldn’t be surprised if these were false memories of him being safe while blocking out the real memories where he was in danger

  • @ShaedTheMoron
    @ShaedTheMoron 3 года назад +11

    "Tall Man"
    *Uses pictures of Slender Man.*

  • @biancajeannine
    @biancajeannine 3 года назад +32

    I've heard of something like this about an 11 year old boy who's dead grandfather (of two weeks) lead the rescue team that found him 😳

    • @Theodin74
      @Theodin74 3 года назад +2

      My grandfather and grandmother broke up and in the middle of the night, he showed up to my grandmothers house and parked his car in the driveway, my mother looked out the window and seen him their and my grandmother said something like, What is he doing here, he knows he's not supposed to be showing up here and what is wrong with his car, it just doesn't sound right, My grandmother put her shoes on and went to the door, she was heading out there to see what he wanted but as she opened the door, there was two policemen standing there, They asked if it was my grandmother at the door and then told her that her husband died a couple hours ago in a terrible car accident, She was in disbelief and told the officers, are you sure? He was just here outside parked in his car looking towards the house

  • @Romeo-be2hx
    @Romeo-be2hx 2 года назад

    It's always a creepy monsters that have to be tall or short but doesn't matter what the size they can always find a way in your house

  • @SuperJewelryCo
    @SuperJewelryCo Год назад +1

    Alternate universe in the woods

  • @Nystika
    @Nystika 2 года назад +55

    The cult was like: let's raise this guy as our own

  • @jenniferfells6882
    @jenniferfells6882 3 года назад +46

    So it's a friendly cult... I'm glad the boy is ok. And yeah kids don't talk to strangers. Thanks again for the great video loveybug xoxoxo

    • @basleals7285
      @basleals7285 2 года назад +6

      He was gone for three days God know what they did to him just cause he isnt dead doesnt mean they are freindly and harmless, but at least he isnt dead.

    • @shem9820
      @shem9820 2 года назад +2

      The boy is dead now it’s been about 100 years

    • @Oofed.
      @Oofed. 2 года назад

      @@basleals7285 yeah he probably didnt tell us anything about the last two days.

    • @snowbrover7491
      @snowbrover7491 2 года назад

      @@Oofed. I don't think u understood the video

  • @bambom5232
    @bambom5232 Год назад

    NAH THE BEINGING. HES IN CREATIVE MODE.

  • @garyjefferson2856
    @garyjefferson2856 2 года назад +3

    How did he go missing 3 days ago if it just been one day

    • @jarjarwalter1962
      @jarjarwalter1962 Год назад

      The meal was a Turkey dinner so they all fell asleep

  • @sweeptheleg.
    @sweeptheleg. 2 года назад +9

    Boy: "I was kidnapped by a cult?
    (licking his lips) "they make really good fried chicken tho."

  • @Raven296112
    @Raven296112 3 года назад +25

    I love the short stories that you do! I do however prefer the longer videos. Although I'm happy to watch anything that you make! 😆

  • @craigsurette3438
    @craigsurette3438 10 месяцев назад

    This sort of story sounds so much like the old European stories of being kidnapped by the Faeries.
    The person meets a strange being, goes back to its place, usually for dinner, and comes back and days or years have passed, but to them, its only been a short time

  • @m4loleditsz
    @m4loleditsz Год назад

    You make the scariest story’s lol 😂

  • @theFrench1111
    @theFrench1111 3 года назад +397

    *a man and a boy walk through a forest at night*
    Boy: it's getting dark, I'm scared
    Man: how do you think I feel?? I have to walk back alone-

  • @begerbingchilling
    @begerbingchilling 3 года назад +37

    I allways thought "dont talk to strangers" was to avoid awkward situations with your kid, like he asks a person why their face is all messed up or something.

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 3 года назад +3

      I envy your innocence

    • @travisyayes6343
      @travisyayes6343 3 года назад +10

      Or when your 3 yr old stands pointing at the extremely obese woman sitting at the table next to ours and says "looky there daddy, that's a biggun huh?" I swear it felt like time stopped right along with my heart. I've never been more embarrassed in my life lol. Kids are great.

    • @AZFiiiNESt602
      @AZFiiiNESt602 3 года назад +8

      @@travisyayes6343 lmfao my daughter in the store seen the Madagascar hippo Gloria, and told her Grandma very loudly, "look grandma its you." 🥰

    • @travisyayes6343
      @travisyayes6343 3 года назад +4

      @@AZFiiiNESt602 lol Kids are brutally honest.

    • @AZFiiiNESt602
      @AZFiiiNESt602 3 года назад +4

      @@travisyayes6343 Fr, gotta love it 😅

  • @victoriagriffinj2214
    @victoriagriffinj2214 Год назад

    That tall guy looked like Slenderman

  • @SpartanVirus
    @SpartanVirus 2 года назад +1

    Ah good times at Bohemian Grove

  • @TRNHardy
    @TRNHardy 2 года назад +59

    That's like a life of pie scenario the mind making up a story that's easier to digest than the truth.

  • @966Mako
    @966Mako 3 года назад +5

    Wow, this is like the 9th Ballen short in a row.
    It’s ok YT algorithm, I watch the channel already.

  • @Spring_trap5872
    @Spring_trap5872 2 года назад

    Last night I was watching shorts abt ppl hiding under beds which triggered my phobia of ducks watching u, this is gonna trigger it tonight aswell. Thx

  • @north9764
    @north9764 Год назад

    Man was so hungry he prob ate the tall man if he imagined himself eating at a cabin

  • @harhtt
    @harhtt 2 года назад +81

    “Dont talk to strangers”
    How do we make friends...

    • @soundlord12
      @soundlord12 2 года назад

      You say, hi, how are you doing my friend, and see if they respond back.

    • @crestianroxas4782
      @crestianroxas4782 2 года назад +7

      @@soundlord12 but that's talking to a stranger first.

    • @bugonstott5161
      @bugonstott5161 2 года назад +1

      Wait till I get started about what is school

    • @HaiYou_Studiosofficial
      @HaiYou_Studiosofficial 2 года назад

      @@bugonstott5161 classmates are friends

  • @addie553
    @addie553 3 года назад +10

    That looked like when Will saw the demogorgon in Stranger Things

  • @MikeyAllenPoe
    @MikeyAllenPoe Год назад +1

    When I heard this story, the boy was with fairy's
    👁️👄👁️

  • @oyi21
    @oyi21 Год назад

    Some of your stories are fascinating. This one on the other hand sounds like its just that. A story