@@kaymiankillerbee8994 I have seen it. They are all so funny; it is hard to pick one. Have you seen slave auction block? That one kills me. Or the guys on the plane talking about the terries? Or the two con artists? "I too have a spousal fiduciary crisis". :)
@@bigbastion8913 perfectly pulling off a plan that could only come together if it were in a looney toons cartoon but, somehow making it look intentional and, badass at the same time lol
@@user-kv9uj3gn4x bruh i lie about like not having leg pain sometimes so that she doesnt take stress but she fopimds out that i have i am talking about that king of lies not the fraud ones
@@vondas1480you could be confident in one skill and know fully that you’d be outmatched in another. Dude might think his skating is on point but also feel like he’s a terrible shot with a firearm, let alone while moving at high roller blade speeds
Lmao I love that scene, he’s also like “and you’re buying the wrong matches, it’s the striker strips you want, you need to get the individual match pack in 100 count, more striker strips” 😂
Clearly you've never met a meth head, they can be meticulous. Since they don't need to sleep they have all the time in the world to plan it out, scanning the ins and outs of the building, looking where all the cameras are, following the workers back to their houses, stealing a getaway car, waiting for a new shipment of money to arrive, ect. Not every meth head is an idiot who's off their rockers, most are just normal people who got hooked and have a hard time getting away since it feels so good.
@@Kratos-eg7ez bro I've worked construction with meth heads for about 20yrs and lived around them longer so clearly you have no idea what you are talking about. Go away Mr. Actually.
@@Kratos-eg7ez "and he took that personally" I've met plenty. Had a decently long period of loving amphetamines. I think you're reaching pretty far. Small doses, akin to pharmaceutical style, of amphetamines can be helpful. Even then people swear they're not addicted but they eventually are 9/10 times. They swear they're not "high' off their Adderall when they clearly are. Modafanil (not an amphetamine) is the best. Feel awake, but not jittery and non-narcotic so adderal/Vyvanse lovers don't "feel anything" (case in point, the dextroamphetamines are getting you farking high) There is a HUGE difference between someone with a light Adderall addiction that leads them to be meticulous, and a fricking meth head lmao. I think YOU may have never met a meth head. The scene from breaking bad with Jesse and Mike is the best depiction I've ever seen. "What....what're you doing?" "Digging" "For what?" "You know what...."
Tried this plan out myself last week. Can confirm arrows with shotgun shells attached do not fly as far as I'd hoped. Gonna try again next week with a catapult and a rock 🪨 with shotgun shells attached to it. Will update
"We are gathered here to remember @eerohughes Though he shouldn't have, he tried, and that's saying a lot from those of us that don't. May The Lord bless his soul and the tiny bits in this casket. RIP in Peace our redneck angel"
Kind of like a thing I used to do when I had a job driving a route. When leaving the customer… I would always say, “Have a nice weekend.” No matter what day of the week it was.
honestly it’s sad you had to say this. every single part of the plan wouldn’t work and that’s the joke. if anyone thinks even one thing in that looney tunes plan would work out they should reassess their cognitive functions.
Sometimes in D&D, the DM can do you the kind service of repeating the entire hour of planning into a nice summarized version so the players can truly understand the absurdity of what they're about to try and do.
The look over the glasses that says "I will stare into yours eyes until I see that you deeply understand how bad you overestimated your intelligence, and how your dellusion has annoyed me"
I always wanted a skit of the scenario just as he described it. It would be hilarious just because he succeeded but even if he was immediately shot in the legs it would be just as funny.
I would have loved a follow up sketch where it’s Christmas morning and he’s gifting the suit of armor and roller skates and everything to his nieces and nephews
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My favorite Key and Peele sketch.
"Merry Christmas."
"It's April..."
You proably change your mind when you see the french restaurant sketch.
@@kaymiankillerbee8994 I have seen it. They are all so funny; it is hard to pick one. Have you seen slave auction block? That one kills me. Or the guys on the plane talking about the terries? Or the two con artists? "I too have a spousal fiduciary crisis". :)
@@HisWordisLife4U Terries? Mr Garvey? Macedonian restaurant? Worst liar? Meagan?
@@HisWordisLife4U donkey teeth, who got that good D, I love being incontinent.
@@user-kv9uj3gn4x Peele is such a pretty woman. LOL
Peele's no nonsense dude voice is my favorite of all the character voices they do.
Reminds of when Reese tries to blackmail Fox in The Dark Knight
standard D&D players' plan.
Somehow in gods green fucking earth they will roll nat20s
@@bigbastion8913 the best dnd sessions play out like absurb cheesy movies
No it's not, you Poser piece of shit.
@@bigbastion8913 perfectly pulling off a plan that could only come together if it were in a looney toons cartoon but, somehow making it look intentional and, badass at the same time lol
what are you talking about there is no plan
When your mom sees through your deceptive lies - and you think she's falling for it, but then drops this bomb
So trueee bro my gf does this to me bcoz she is 2 time chess champion
@@amt.7rambo670 then how about you don't lie to your girlfriend?
@@user-kv9uj3gn4x bruh i lie about like not having leg pain sometimes so that she doesnt take stress but she fopimds out that i have i am talking about that king of lies not the fraud ones
@@amt.7rambo670 When my mom asks me why I'm needing a Pringles can, two sponges, latex gloves and some olive oil for a school project.....
@@mrclean3088 STOP. 😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t! 😂
Sounded like a solid plan.
Man dies after rollerblading full speed into a bank vault
Kevlar pants
If he’s confident enough in his skating to dodge the guards/burst through the safe, you’d think he’d just skip the armor and plan to shoot the guards
@@vondas1480you could be confident in one skill and know fully that you’d be outmatched in another. Dude might think his skating is on point but also feel like he’s a terrible shot with a firearm, let alone while moving at high roller blade speeds
Well yeah it's obviously going to work. The problem is that's predictable, there's no other issue
This is a great impression of Walter White telling that kid in the hardware store "don't buy all of it at one place youll raise too much heat"
Lmao I love that scene, he’s also like “and you’re buying the wrong matches, it’s the striker strips you want, you need to get the individual match pack in 100 count, more striker strips” 😂
And then the guy just leaves the cart and runs lol
@@AnthonySmith-sc4zs runs out to his handler who was waiting outside like "you talkin to my girl???"
the first time Heisenberg became dominant
OMG lol I just watched that episode, ur totally right 🤭🤭😆😆😆
Seriously the hair department for thsi show is top notch
He’s naturally bald💀💀
This is every meth head's perfect plan and I'm not even kidding lmao
Can confirm. I'm a meth head
Clearly you've never met a meth head, they can be meticulous. Since they don't need to sleep they have all the time in the world to plan it out, scanning the ins and outs of the building, looking where all the cameras are, following the workers back to their houses, stealing a getaway car, waiting for a new shipment of money to arrive, ect. Not every meth head is an idiot who's off their rockers, most are just normal people who got hooked and have a hard time getting away since it feels so good.
@@Kratos-eg7ez bro I've worked construction with meth heads for about 20yrs and lived around them longer so clearly you have no idea what you are talking about. Go away Mr. Actually.
@@Kratos-eg7ez "and he took that personally"
I've met plenty. Had a decently long period of loving amphetamines. I think you're reaching pretty far.
Small doses, akin to pharmaceutical style, of amphetamines can be helpful. Even then people swear they're not addicted but they eventually are 9/10 times. They swear they're not "high' off their Adderall when they clearly are. Modafanil (not an amphetamine) is the best. Feel awake, but not jittery and non-narcotic so adderal/Vyvanse lovers don't "feel anything" (case in point, the dextroamphetamines are getting you farking high)
There is a HUGE difference between someone with a light Adderall addiction that leads them to be meticulous, and a fricking meth head lmao.
I think YOU may have never met a meth head. The scene from breaking bad with Jesse and Mike is the best depiction I've ever seen.
"What....what're you doing?"
"Digging"
"For what?"
"You know what...."
@@Kratos-eg7ez Yeah but theyre also high
Tried this plan out myself last week. Can confirm arrows with shotgun shells attached do not fly as far as I'd hoped. Gonna try again next week with a catapult and a rock 🪨 with shotgun shells attached to it. Will update
Genius
It’s been 12 days. How did the catapult work out for you? Innocent curiosity, nothing more I promise. But seriously, did it work?
"We are gathered here to remember @eerohughes
Though he shouldn't have, he tried, and that's saying a lot from those of us that don't.
May The Lord bless his soul and the tiny bits in this casket.
RIP in Peace our redneck angel"
Here here. Would’ve loved to hear how the catapult would’ve worked…
Have you tried putting the shells in a shotgun instead?
Every time I see Key & Peele I'm reminded of Mitchell & Webb. But new & improved!
Too many skits from these two to single out a favorite.
Exactly. I have the exact same issue. We need some physical media made up as all the best skits available
@cjwrench07 However, "Slapass" & 'Slapass:Recovery" would be up there if I had to compile a "top 10 favorites" list.
"GODDAMN IT, AY-AYRON!"
@@SkotchOG 100%, those are all-time classics.
My favorite is "con see quencesss"
Saying Merry Christmas nowhere near the holidays is one of my favorite things😂😂😂
Kind of like a thing I used to do when I had a job driving a route.
When leaving the customer… I would always say, “Have a nice weekend.”
No matter what day of the week it was.
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Plot twist: Its not just April, *ITS APRIL FOOLS DAY!*
Plot twist: key and peele are garbage
Plot twist: It's March of next year
@@ifucturmotha6692 No way dude
I've always loved key and peele. And this was definitely one of the best scenes from all of their shiws
Agreed! I watched it like five times in a row when I was supposed to be getting on my way to my doctor's appointment.
Can't be! Maybe I just missed some insider context here but they've got vastly more compelling skits I think.
Lightning in a bottle ⚡is my personal fave....
All that thought, but he forgot to come up with an escape plan.
These two guys are geniuses ! I especially like the many altered appearances they often use to great effect !
This sketch needs to be an actual series 😂
RRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Me as a retail worker preventing a regular from doing something stupid because I’ve seen it before:
TFW: That Feeling When.
The Fuck What
We need a sequel of him and his family on Christmas
"It's April"😊
Fun fact: shotgun shells going off outside of a barrel lack the force necessary to break any form of tempered glass.
... that. That was your problem with this scenario? Not the 'pick up enough speed to burst through the big backvault door'
@@trevorlaing8635 Pfft that is doable
@@trevorlaing8635 if you fail at the first obstacle the rest are immaterrial.
That's the hole in the plan.
honestly it’s sad you had to say this. every single part of the plan wouldn’t work and that’s the joke. if anyone thinks even one thing in that looney tunes plan would work out they should reassess their cognitive functions.
Cyberpunk tabletop plans be like
Yo it’s so refreshing when they are talking about the past or just anything smiling having a good time
The hair! And the “OK.” Too funny!
This has the same energy as Walter White and the younger cook in the hardware store💀💀
No lie, that was the short I just watched before this.
Now I wanna know which came first
I want that black and white guitar in the back! Those have always been a super cool look in my opinion
Where did he get that story from, mans just buying some presents 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂right lol
@@vincentphillips5511 it’s April
its a longer sketch condensed into shorts
I feel very fortunate to have Key and Peele for their wonderful comedy entertainment. ❤
these two never fail to make me LOL 😂
Sometimes in D&D, the DM can do you the kind service of repeating the entire hour of planning into a nice summarized version so the players can truly understand the absurdity of what they're about to try and do.
He wasnt predicting, he was telling him exactly what he needed to do
I absolutely LOVE key and peele
Sounded like me watching a movie with my wife and kids!
"....where you're going to collect the money in a cartoon money bag!" 💰
Brilliant 🎉
This is one of your funniest skits.
"In a cartoon moneybaaag..." 😂
Key & Peele were brilliant.
I love these guys .Peele has blown up but Key still gets good work
He's actually gonna be riding in on heelys, but he still shook he got so much other things right
Concept is so good
Peele's facial expressions beyond his vocal style take the cake 😄
The crazy part about it is I saw the entire thing play out in my head🤣
I guarantee you that shop owner probably heard that about a million times before 📖👈🤔🤷🏼♂️😂😂😂😂❤
Dude's not on meth, he's on looney tunes.
Forever one of the classics lol.
Jordan Peeles pulling off that Peach Fuzz Vegeta Widow’s Peak phenomenally.
Okay, they bit Dave's platform. Yet, they successfully took skits to another level. Love the show.
The look over the glasses that says "I will stare into yours eyes until I see that you deeply understand how bad you overestimated your intelligence, and how your dellusion has annoyed me"
Best comedy duo hands down.
Its actually an april fools joke
You cut the best part. He says the zipline is for his grandma then mumbles something and then says he'll take his business elsewhere
This scene should have ended with his family opening all of these crazy presents during Christmas haha!
This is top a 10 key and peele sketch fs
I do my Christmas shopping all year. My family is huge.
These two are Awesome!!
Broke my heart to hear Oberon that list 2:37
I love how his facial expression is just like "dammit, how does he know?"
I would love to see someone animate this ! With him explaining
I would love to see a continuation of this sketch where he does exactly that and it goes iff without a hitch
The Knights Armor on a fuckin Zip Line!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Merry christmas"
"And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, mr pool"
They need to bring this show back
“In a cartooon money bag” 😂
I love how Jordan keeps saying hope
These two are freaking hilarious. 😂
The bruiser, "do you do poison?" sketch has the same vibe but is better imo
bro Jordan Peele is a acting legend
I love these guys so much 😂
I always wanted a skit of the scenario just as he described it. It would be hilarious just because he succeeded but even if he was immediately shot in the legs it would be just as funny.
Their attitudes in this one gives me big Cody and Noel vibes 😂
They don't want you to know this, but you can actually make your own at home with a potato sack and some paint.
Don’t tease me like that. I almost fell for it.
I have a pillowcase that looks identical to an old timey $ sack... Cause only in my dreams would I have enough to fill it. 😥
@@Phearsum I feel that pain Bro. I'd propose a toast but i'm broke, so i'll propose bread instead.
"It's April" gets me every time 😂
I have legit spoken to pawn shop employees that looked and sounded exactly like Jordan Peele in this sketch
Nah mans skill checking every step of the way😂
IDK how Jordan kept a straight face through that whole skit
Such a great show
All that from asking, "Do you have a big bag with a dollar sign on it?"
Man didn't pass his deception check roll 😂😂😂
Lol ida entertained the idea
“How would you have gotten out after?” 🤣🤣🤣
Childhood me planning a bank heist with the boys lol.
This is pure genius❤
It doesn’t get more pythonesque than this 😂😂😂
This is one of the best funniest sketches they've done
what is it called??
Lmao a cartoon money bag, it's now on my bucket list to pull off a heist and use a cartoon money bag in the process
Key & Peele taking over the algorithm. And I'm here for it.
It's April, still he's wearing a sweater 😂
Depending on where you are it is still cold enough to where a sweater
@@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 Right??
"I'm from New York, you can wear fur in spring, K?"
When the shopkeeper rolls a Nat 20 on an Insight Check. Lol
God i could never be an actor. I would laugh every time just seeing his facial expressions when he's getting the plan broken down back to him. 👀 😂
Honestly 1 of my top 3 K&P sketches ever!
Peeles weary facial expressions make this, LOL
And the perfect mesa boogie IIC+ in the background
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For some reason it’s even more funny that he guesses it all just after he asked for a bag
Green arrow has seen better days
That sounds like a foolproof plan to me
I would have loved to see a follow-up skit where it shows all the ways the heist could have gone horribly wrong
I wanna use "Merry Christmas" as the standard greeting of the day now 🤣
LMFAO😆
Hopefully, Peele will be the crazy guy next time...
"in a car-tooon money bag"
I would have loved a follow up sketch where it’s Christmas morning and he’s gifting the suit of armor and roller skates and everything to his nieces and nephews
It’s crazy that jordan peele went from amazing comedian to amazing drama/horror/thriller director